#drg-memes-no-talk
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reminds me of Garfield
die
nice bulge
was about to comment on that
made sure to include how much manliness you get from playing engineer
am from phone
flexing his big veinly art brain
high-quality png of ms paint engineer
I can hear him now
MS Engie hides in the piping on the space rig and steals drinks from unobservant dwarfs
It's DoodleDwarf!
gotta watch out for gnomes on the space rig
little bastards are stealing all the oily oaf
ok
ah yes, the dwarves are all busy deprecating the elves that they fail to realize who the true enemy is
the gnomes
t'was gnot gnoblins, gnot gnelves, for it was gnomes
Everybody gangsta until
C'mon man I just wanna walk literally anywhere
When u trying to get to the escape pod
not playing driller for that sweet 50% fire damage resistance
@trail sentinel @quaint tinsel you guys need to get the rest now
i demand the other dwarves
Earthquakes = Hoxxes Shakes

I added drg music
already blocked oof
did I do something wrong?
oh
it was a 1:01
will devs get mad if I post it anyways on imgur?



Honestly, they missed out on having it orbit a Dwarf Star.
who said it is a star
The wiki.
this is so sad

The lifespan of the dwarf
remember that next time you kick a barrel into the launch bay, it's the body of a gunner that managment is banking on you getting rid of by doing that
the driller's bodies are the yellow barrels that go into that ring hoop
wait so barrel hoop was just mass-cremation?
please don't kick the coffins barrels into the launch bay
What if dwarves are artificially created using the egg resources we mine in the caves?!
The blue barrels are Scouts, green barrels are Gunners, yellow barrels are Drillers and red barrels are Engineers.
It all makes sense now, I always thought of them as companion cubes.
I agree. I mean, look at how many Scout barrels there are. Pretty sure 90% of those are from Grapple mishaps.
1 whole gunner.
they're from leeches
NOOOOooooo!!!!
Help! I'm stuck in the ceiling!
It took me!
We don’t need to salvage that
cool dwarf facts: there are two genders of dwarf; bearded and beardless
bearded dwarves reproduce by rubbing their beard against the bare chin of a beardless dwarf
dwarves give birth through their beards
My friend trying to revive a dead meme: WhY WeReN’t YoU aT ElF pRaCtIcE?
Me, a Deep Rock Galactic player: https://youtu.be/VDHZ__kMhnM
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No matter what, i will always love that video
Not loving that video puts you in the Book of Grudges
They'll never find the red sugar stash
Bruh im worried they'll find my leaf lovers stash
oh fuck not my stash of last years christmas decorations, I still haven't broken them all yet
God forbid they find your razor.
God forbid they find your 
HAS SOMEONE BEEN SHAVING!?
I once ran into a "dwarf" who had no facial hair and ordered nothing but leaf lovers.
Filthy, elven scum.
tbh wheres our "Management needs you go down and kick an elf in his mouth" mission
🧝 : 
That is violently drawven
https://youtu.be/VDHZ__kMhnM no this is
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2 dwarves sitting in the drop pod, 2 seats appart because they're not gay.
Gunner: we should do this next mission shirtless you guys. driller: what why? Gunner: no reason.
Dont worry, their beards will cover them up
Its a natural armor for them
You try to stab a dwarf through his beard but the knife deflects off it
Dwarven beards are proven to block 90% of all weaponry, with the 10% comprising of Fire based weaponry
I actually had a character I wanted to play his beard was enchanted to act like a bag of holding so he could put shit in his beard for safekeeping
Naturally
Pulls out sandwich Oh thats where ive been keepin' it
Don't worry lads I've got this! Pulls out greatsword
Give me my damn Chain saw so i can rip and tear these dem- i mean bugs
Chainsaw pickaxe axe
why not just give us a jackhammer
The problem is there's not enough blood on this platform
Now I wanna make a dwarf with a braided beard to hold a quite hidden bag of holding in his beard
And beard armor
I like the idea of dwarves having honor squads that follow behind battles and change the battlefield so it makes the dwarves look way more competent then they really are
Like they have wagons of orc corpses they wheel around sprinkling them around their fallen brothers so it looks like they killed like 30 guys
Not a meme, but that level name.
That name will strike fear in the heart of any dwarf
Good lord! Management has been getting much more violent lately!
The Impact Axe isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a weapon with such utility and damage? The Impact Axe absolutely murders aliens, and we will be blessed if we ever see a weapon with it's utility and raw power in Deep Rock again. Neurotoxin clears areas, HE Grenades do literally nothing, Impact Axes break the game. You can keep your mechanics, I prefer the magic.
The amazing thing Bout the impact axes too is that it works with vampire
They also work in that one machine event.
So are you in your dying state with iron will n no bugs close around? Lop that bad boi into a bug n recover
Bugs at a distance ofc
Share the copypasta and share your love for The Impact Axe™️.

can we pin this animation already? :D
Or make it an emote
Oh wow, that's nice
can we?
Suggestion channel
Post funny, or else
hehe number funny
is there a Durin's Bane 2.0?
that's actualy a good new bos idea 
or rename it to Karl's Bane?
subtext to the screaming driller/gunner gif: "The Engy and Scout have buggered off and a swarm of acid spitters just spawned"
also: What if Karl is the name of Mission Control, and the dwarves are lamenting him becoming such a stick in the mud/unfun dwarf when he became a suit?
That's... Actually a good idea
No
Alternative theory: they were told Karl is dead after a major mining accident, but Karl lived albeit is now unable to travel down into Hoxxes (missing arm/leg/serious injury) and be effective, and was promoted to mission control as he's a valuable asset still with his knowledge of the planet (thus why he's so easily able to tell the different types of enemies via radar) and stayed on to watch over his friends, but doesn't tell them it's him, Karl, cause he doesn't want the other dwarves taking pity on him for being unable to go into the tunnels and such
if anything
like that crippled but extremely expirienced miner from DF someone was talking about in nondrg couple of days ago
they would worship karl
steyn: maybe but he still has his pride as a miner and being unable to mine would be such a blow to that pride he may view it as being better to be thought dead than admit to his friends that he can't mine any more
When you get halfway through a deep dive then suddenly lose connection
||Just happened to me. On my first one. RIP.||
I imagine more that Mission Control is Karl's descendant who is only a stick in the mud because he resents ending up with a cozy job instead of living up to the legend
This is why I always kick a barrel into the drop pod. One last mission for a fallen brother
actually, the blue barrels are scouts, yellow are drillers and the odd red is the engy, there is only one green barrel and it is somewhat hidden
It ziplined up to the top
does that make gunner an imposter? Is the real 4th class in the barrel?
No, it's because Gunner is working so hard to keep every one safe, management hid his barrel up there to keep it safe so they can launch him into a star
Meet David the deaf Praetorian! He may be blind, he may be deaf, but at least he's glowing in the dark! 
Caption this
Chonky cats
Corporate needs you to find the difference between these pictures
They're the same picture
why did you post driller twice?
Best Driller line.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
when you open a public lobby and get a full squad immediately
can't relate
An old gunner's journey to the depths of Hoxxes IV to complete his deep dive and get a promotion.
f i l m o r a 9
jesus christ dude
DID YOU WANT MUSIC!? CAUSE WE GOT MUSIC
jesus that watermark
second what nine_kirby said, they will take some off the top on stream donations, (like....2.5%) but you get to set up your own displays/donations and no stupid redonc watermark
Oh really? Didn’t know that as I don’t stream, but that’s nifty.
yup
it's a small price to pay for an all inclusive platform to stream from, and makes it so you only pay for that service should you get paid
Ok, ok, I’m sorry guys.
I’m really looking forward to getting these “Relic” meshes
I wonder if the error cubes will play a part in unlocking these
Probably not
These will likely just be like the neon ones, randomly appearing in crates
They do look really cool though, I’m exited to see these on more guns
Fingers crossed they’re not extremely bulky or boxy on small guns (I’m looking at you, Neon BRT/Subata)
relic skins for the slayer miners
Ty ❤️
thas some good shit
I'm not allowed?
Oh
@thorn lake I heard a lot of stories of dads never coming back from walk into parks.. I hope you are not that type of dads 😄
dont be a stooge grendal
it says I don't have permission lol
@royal rover should put it in announcements

lololol
Alrighty time to put some Christmas decor up! Merry Christmas everyone!
ROCK AND STONE! 
@novel fulcrum I'm just getting a pack of smokes in the next quadrant, brb
@thorn lake That's what he said.
Ow shit m8
I see u man of culture as well @royal rover
This is epic AF
I have no words, only emotions
@amber creek Thanks man! means a lot!
@hexed jackal What do you think needsmore polish?
If it's that driller run animation or the molly walk animation: I have yet to use any rigging scripts like DUIK: so I just called it lol. this took about a month of work so I was pretty burned out and wanted to get it done before Boneworks comes out tomorrow lol 

@royal rover For a lot of the stillshots, it looks like they were just dragged and dropped into the animation. The colors look a bit weird (to me) in that style of opening, particularly like the spaceships or the computer terminals.
Maybe you could apply a b&w filter and then fill in the white with another color, similar to the original intro. Or do something similar to the scout/bosco and the bulk detonator where you have a thicker outline, which helps it mesh with the surrounding color better.
Just my opinion, of course. Still looks pretty neato either way, and I can appreciate the amount of effort that went into it. It’s got charm to it.
That video was the best thing I've seen all day
Unexpectedly great
@hexed jackal Yeah, I was originally trying for a literal stylistic shot for shot remake but, then decided to take some liberties with the colors... lol
@hexed jackal If the precomping wasn't such a fickle mistress, I wouldn't went for the "stenciled" two tone look in the original. I def take a another pass on color grading the the thing so it's cohesive though, thanks for the tip!
also the art work I used for it didn't have that strong profile silhouette like spike does in the first shot... maybe if I dissected it and played around with it, I could make a more distinctive profile silhouette by frankenstiening it a lil'
@royal rover Dang dude, that was friggin awesome.
@blazing timber Ty ❤️ !
I def should take another pass at it as per Kirby's suggestions but, I'm pretty happy with it in it's current state. I wanted to get it out before Boneworks came out lol
what’s Boneworks
Dat new VR game
I’m ootl I guess lul
BONEWORKS Is a narrative VR action adventure using advanced experimental physics mechanics. Dynamically navigate through environments, engage in physics heavy combat, and creatively approach puzzles with physics. Advanced Physics: Designed entirely for consistent universal r...
Dec 10, 2019
It's the super hyped up upcoming VR game lol no worries
it's pretty niche because it's VR, DRG will be forever though 
But yeah, totes your video. It doesn’t look bad certainly, just might clash a little less if you changed it. I agree that the silhouettes are hard to work with since everyone wears a chunky suit of armor (aside from scout.)
Oh man is that VIRTUAL REALITY™
lolol
Yeah, DRG hits that spot just right.
It seriously is GOTY
Boneworks is just HLA, change my mind
I literally learned spent over a month making a meme video for this game lol
yeah the Boneworks Devs works closely with Valve
they shared insights and what not between each other
Impressive. I have dreams of doing the same thing because of time :^)
O, that’s interesting.
Inb4, “Valve still makes games?”
It'll be a cool 4 hour story mode then into the archive it'll go
^lul
VR chat
LOL
I'm just saying there's so much loli anime girl going on in that game, it scares me
I found some hollomite! https://gfycat.com/soupymedicalaxisdeer
red sugah!
thats useless pink crystal you beardless baffoon
This has no value.
I edited some other memes at the end of my Space Dwarves Meme vid if you wanna chuckle
Worthless but fun to destroy

Its true though
Smiling mission control is a cursed image
lol
Me when there's a wave with a big bomb boy on haz 4
just double barrel and power attack the thicc bastard
Smiling mission control is blursed. Do we have the full image?
Oh wow Cowboy Bebop's opening really goes well with everything.
Big bomb big isnt even scary anymore
@tranquil prawn i have that pic of ela as my buddies picture for his contact info lol
Rock and stone!
ROCK AND STONE!
the wild mule laying its mini mule eggs 
@royal rover holy shit your videos are amazing, I really enjoyed everything you made!

Discover the French version of "Heigh-Ho" from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!
Space station leaves orbit to hoxxxes 6
Just wardswards
Whenever there's a stupid comment it's you thalber. I love ||you|| it 
Drg meme gang rise up
We live in a space rig
We live in a Spacerig
Miners rise up
Ayy
the 'nobody' is dumb
Think about nobody's feeling bruh
Nobody cares for you, and someone is nobody, so that means somebody cares for you
Im 12 and this is deep
what
nice, epic, I like it
<pepito bismor bottle, original chalk flavor>
Bulldog Engineered solution prototype, (2019 colorized)
When Molly takes the resupply hole to the Drop Pod 
https://youtu.be/B4c_SkROzzo?t=71
I Don't Speak the Language Buy/Listen - https://LegacyRecordings.lnk.to/mw_idstl!bms About the album: I Don't Speak the Language was released in 1983 and is ...
leaked mule overclock
I think molly had a stroke
pincushion
picket fence
Dwarf acupuncture
that line hit home for me pretty hard, back when I still lived in icy North Dakota and was working construction, we had to take special care building homes/duplexes on the AFB there due to xenon gas leaking up from the ground due to how deep foundation walls have to go in freeze/thaw areas, and had to put in special ventilation chambers and such so people didn't get suffocated in their sleep
They gonna shut down the bar
not ptsd, just I've worked around denser than air gasses lol
radon gas though isn't in high enough quantities to suffocate folks naturally but instead is slightly radioctive so high quantities of it aren't acutely toxic (sudden symptoms) but rather a chronic toxin (long term effects) by causing lung cancer
👀
what?
@wanton willow what is that helmet called?
Iron cyclops
Then what's the one with the red light called?
Same thing.
huh
Changes the light color with class.
the real error cube
horror cube
who remember the movie where some people are trap inside a giant cube full of trap inside ?
could you imagine that happen to our dwarfs ?
You mean Cube?
yeah the movie cube that people are stuck inside full of trap
i imagine our dwarfs in

imagine in event machine we are stuck inside a puzzle trap cube our dwarfs need get out and found the way throught those path trap
imagine a dungeon with no cubes at all
Source for the above:
relatable
@round hound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FjmELC_6mU
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I think you mean this movie, CUBE
@hexed jackal You only have yourself to blame for that
Alright listen
Yes, don't bother with it though
It was just a shit attempt to cash in on the success of the original
And misses all of the stuff that made it special
dont ever talk to it or its son ever again
if that ed edd n' eddy one is big enough its my background now
its perfect
ignore the windows watermark, I do
Explain
karl is trans 🐝
Typo, actually meant to be written as “Karl’s Tomb”
Alright, who brought mactera eggs to earth
were we not supposed to?
What happens in hoxxes stays in hoxxes ᵉˣᵉᵖᵗ ᵖʳᵉᶜᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵐᶦⁿᵉʳᵃˡˢ
No I want to take my error cube with me
Alright gray area
mr.mission control just threatened me with death by deadly radon gas if I don't stop kicking barrels
My mousewriting is 𝓖𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓪𝓰𝓮
me after the radiation poisoning
i like
cat eat cat: 2019 colorized
There is another
Me after i lose 45 minutes of progress because a grabber dropped me from the top of mt. Everest and into the challenger deep
Yall ever just be like well, impact compensation
(This was marked as explicit content, this is a dog)
Egg
Full Version
speedrunners be like

Leaked Update 30 Drop Pod skins
"I fear no man, but that thing?"
(Shield disruption on stage 2 or 3 of a deep dive)
"It scares me."
only thing to make that worse would be if it was PE Shudders
PE?
Point extract
dude i'm about to go to bed why did you have to give me nightmares
Sobbing
Not as bad as fungus bog or biozone.
God forbid if it was Dense tho
Biozone is full of fall hazards.
Sweats Profusely
its just a giant pitfall is all it is
Thought it's a tiny trip? No, you're falling to Hoxxes III
straight through the planet
but dense biozone is a shard of hoxxes 🤔 so you should really be falling into the Void of space
Never knew that.
I hope that garbage zone drifts into the sun
Biozone is actually my favorite biome
ROCK AND STONE TO THE SUN
lol
Magma core is the worst, too.
Glacial you just need to add some extra heat pads, but Magma? Screams in fire
I hope magma core breaks from hoxxes and flies into the sun too
management would still make us mine it tho
Pros of "Magma core":
-is epic and challenging.
Cons:
-is the worst
At least it’s a dry heat
"here, have a supply pod full of ice"
Ground: Shakes
Dwarf: Muffled screams
MC: "Swarm!"
Ground: *Shakes*
Goo bomber:
Ground: Shakes
Dwarven Big Brains: Jumps on Molly
i do that all the time
i even jump on the chrome puffs, cause those never get caved out (inb4 next time it happens)
You genius, we can just make buildings on top of molly
I never considered using the chrome balls.
Can you put a sentry on Molly? So she's a bootleg BET-C?
You can but it just floats
Lame
Flying sentries. Even better.
oh man, my team must hate me
grapples to ceiling
Put a sentry on molly and call it back for Dense Bioamazone prime shipping
okay. So if you are doing a higher hazard level make sure you are not expecting any sudden calls from the wife
oof
F
ouchie
gotta drink some slammers after that one
That’s blackout brew right there
We need something stronger than that
something that just kills you with alchohol poisioning
Mactera brew?
That's what the barrel hoop is for!
This bitch failed: YEET
Just eat the beer ingredients
Hmmm... yeast
Just start chewing on the forge
This brew empty! YEAST!
Yeah. Then it makes their body do that weird ass thing where it brews booze inside its own gut
I have attatched a starch nut juice pump on my body so i can drink blackout stout 24/7
Is it possible to save yourself from the effects of blackout stout it you drink a leaf lover’s special fast enough?
For science?
not if you want to keep your dwarf honor
Make sure to donate blood beforehand, so that way the blood to alcohol level is way crazier, and so you can get drunk off less
actually wanted to test if you could and you just cant
no matter how fast, the brew is too strong
we would need something stronger than a Leaf lovers to beat it
What if you take your blackout and a 2nd person orders leaf, so you can throw and drink the leaf before you die?
THE TREE HUGGERS DELUEXE
can you get stuck outside the space rig if you drink a black hole and drink another after you teleport
damn
but using flintlocks will make it 10x better
You can actually order a new drink the moment the last one on the table is picked up, even while you’re still holding it
It’s only a matter of time until someone makes a guide on farming ingredients
We kinda got a farmer method.
Someone said ingredients spawn in the tutorial. Dunno if they do anymore.
Do they all spawn?
I remember getting everything there, so yeah. Just don't be upset if it misses some.
Nice
Malt stars are stupidly rare.
Yeast cones are pretty rare too
Follow me in #drg-chat as i theorize how the hell plant reproduction in hoxxes works
🙈 What if we 🙈 kissed in the abyss bar
and
Ordered a round 😳 in honor of Karl 
I got the jukebox
Time to Dance!
little dwarves, don't do santa claus cosplays, it might attract elves
At least don't do it unprepared.
Having a shotgun handy counts as prepared
We lure out the elves, then we blow them up!
We lure them to us, give em 2 mini-mules and send them to the caves
https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/man-whose-farts-can-kill-21072676
How the neurotoxin grenade was born
I didn't get an offer from a company. Should have asked me 
What in the six circles of fuck
that's the deepcore combat rifle ammo display
flare rifle?
Exploders and Bulks subside on a diet of the exploding plants, thus the volatility in their guts, bulks are just the fully matured form of an exploder, and the buboes on its body are eggs ready to be hatched after incubation, similar to how some types of frogs handle their eggs.
Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk
Exploders are just bombardier beetles but they don't shoot out their liquids
When you shoot their ''Bags?'' you mix the compounds together and then they explode
Now i'm just thinking about a glyphid getting their claws stuck in the armor and desperately trying to pull it out like a cat
well, Bulks clearly know how to burst it out
Looks Like someone got their hands on a Fatman
Imagine being an exploder and finding out your purpose in life is to explode
Morkite found! https://gfycat.com/shadowyplainasiansmallclawedotter
could yall imagine a 'dark bomber' mactera that fires globs of vanderblack ooze, making areas of pure pitch blackness, extinguishing torches/lights for a while in the effected area
That sounds tedious and difficult to counter
just dont walk in the area, Big brain idea's
Would be interesting if there was something like the dark horse from CotND, though. Like a glyphid that drained the light around the area it was in until you killed it.
meme this
Here we see a Scout in his natural habitat
@ornate root The only situation where you don't like ladies to be on top.
Big tiddy goth gf
me
so dirty, so fast....
"Not what I meant when I said cover me, Bet-C!"
The nesting bird cuddles up the lost puppy...
Jenga for dwarves
don't lewd the betty-c
Saw this in gallery, does everyone have literally a hundred jade?
I swear I can never keep a steady supply of it.
Damn broseph
most of us who have a supply have it sit in the same spot as we promote and whatnot
it goes up as we play and back as we use it
mine sits at ~6000
All my others are atleast quad digits, I need to go to crystal more often I suppose.
fungus is the other option
Im surprised noone said anything about the guy on the pic cheating
I mean, look at the umanite
Pretty sure he cheated croppa and umanite AT LEAST
umanite is super common, dont think it changes much as long as he doesnt trade it
the croppa looks normal
I thought for a second I saw an extra number
umanite holy shit
But the umanite is cheated
With taht in mind, that leads me to think that gold 3 may be cheated as well
I like the hula-hooping were-rat, but the harpy is also pretty impressive! If you like my parodies check my artworks in the Steam-Deep Rock Galactic-Artwork-Section! Rock and Stone

ok you lost me on this one, what
im still lost
When I see a bulk coming
When the squad spawn both dreads at the same time
all 3 dreads*
And a machine event
and then you hear a bulk digging
Mission control: we got a huge blip coming your way, looks like a swarm approaching.
And all of this is on Hazard 5
Stage 3 of a deep dive
In glacial strata/magma core
omg those are great
have these emojis on ru-server
actually amazing
Where's my man engi?
Just, reasons man..
Alright then, keep your reasons.
very important reasons
👩🦲
Mission Control: Hey! Get out of there! How the hell did you even get In?!
Turns into potato when she joins your team
*team killing potato
never 5get the time Betsy accidentally popped a cocoon in a Haz 4 elimination and got us all killed because we weren't ready
I remember one time a few weeks ago that molly got stuck
like, legit stuck
I had to mine her out
of a small pit
literally no bigger than a dwarf's boot
Imagine mission control taking the minerals out of the mule and seeing half eaten boolo caps and this boi
ALL HAIL THE CUBE
Im going to make a meme involving brainlets and bunkers. Nobody steal my idea.
<-- my fist grabbing your idea
.
Me looking at the storm of macteras about to destroy me
when driller press 4 on keyboard
IT BEGINS
Have we made this joke yet?
jadiz shortage? never heard of it
gib! 😭
Drillers when their iron will gets triggered be like:

🔥 🔥 🔥
🔥 🔥 🔥

"I am down!"
there's not really a place for them here

Scout: Nitraaa! Mine the Nitra For Ammo! There is Gold Heere! Goooold! Found Some Nit-
Engie:

Me: Sees oppressors
Also me: “Cool”
The me who likes to run missions solo: “FUCK.”
My school on fire
this oppression will not stand, miners rise up
Scout screaming for help after they fall
Missing the part where he hastily grapples for red sugar located in a high-spot out of panic, so he falls and accidently tops off the damage to fully kill him (or he's in ironwill and fails to get to the sugar in time)
when the iron will kicks in
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders OST - Stardust Crusaders

yare yare
People in Ironwill be like
That looks so messed up on mobile, lol.
Just a very pixelated image from scaling.
lol
Our phone sees through the bullshit
phone dosent count
Welp
You don't count
Not fast enough
Make me count
How many fists does it take to get to the center of a dreadnought
this is as much of a conspiracy as the 301 of youtube
Next you'll say that management is using the eggs we collect to engineer super dreadnoughts
It's well known they are just used to make omelettes, how else will they keep the teams fed
sandwich
This is just a mining op. We are only defending our workers. Management does not condone provoking the native species. There is no war on Hoxxes IV.
Ya'll wanna go have a nice cold brew?
that's a leaf lover's special
Foolish greenbeard
Ay man green is a cool color and I'll smash your face in if you disagree.
You probably shouldn't, you'll break your elf hand
Y'wanna bet?
i'd bet a whole jadiz
I bet a Malt Star
i bet nothing
i'd bet my beard
Well of course I*m going to break my hand punching a dwarf. They're all brawn no brain. Doesn't mean I won't do it tho. Heck, just makes me more brave to do it even if I understand I'll break my hand. :^)
That, and more stupid. so yea na scratch that.
Plus. I'll need that hand good if I'mma swing that pickaxe 'round.
ok leaf lover
ok dendrophile
ok Achondroplasiaphobe
Only a bloody elf would bring a dictionary to a fight.
Can someone explain why pointy ears is an insult when all drg dwarves... also have pointy ass ears?
Cause dwarves have short pointy ears that stay close to the head and elves have long ass pointy ears that would get taken off by a stray bolt the second their dainty feet touched a real battleground.
But they never say anything about the length of the pointy ears, just that they're pointy at all
Which their own ears are
Because dwarf ears are more like squished up into a point...
Elf ears are delicate, tender and rivals the length of their blade in some cases.
Not to mention... calling someone an elf is the biggest insult of them all... what do they do? sit around all day in their forrest doing nothing.
Thank Karl we got Deep Rock Galactic keeping us employed with real work
Then why say pointy ears instead of delicate ears
Or long ears
They specifically say pointy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXItjVoW0AEYwOr.jpg Manly dwarf ears
Lookin pretty pointy my guy
Pointy ear leaf lover rolls off better
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/pathfinderkingmaker_gamepedia_en/thumb/f/f9/PlayerArcher04.png/405px-PlayerArcher04.png?version=3c8d6f54b8304de0fde2653510765ba0
Tree hugging elf ears. End of discussion
Down another pint greenbeard and leave all those pesky questions behind
I'm not going to be outdone by a cave crawler... wake me up when the next pot o gold comes on the menu
@placid kraken told you i’d frame it
wHo Is KarL
Best dwarf
I only know a horse named Jerry
the dwarf, the myth, the legend
The Driller?
Karl could bash an elf's skull in with his pinky
yall sound like Mactera spawns to me
Elf ears 
Ears of pointed variety
Obama Supports Dwarves
@frank marten Why did you use light theme for the frame?
Because.
Alright
Maybe he didn't want to spend printer ink on a bakcground color
@marble solar That mosquito article was proven to be a hoax by hoaxeye
Don't talk to me, my son, or my younger son ever again.
@wraith steeple @round bramble
he's trying out his first pickaxe
"Don't ever talk to me or my son and grandson again"
I was the baby ⛏️ 🙂
baby's first picks
Brown sugar sounds like red sugar that’s been processed by dwarven bowels 🤢
When you alergic
One year Lagunitas screwed up the recipe and made something weird and sour instead, which they bottled and sold as Brown Shugga' Substitute.
And then people liked it so they made more.
Behold: my hour long effort
take the fuckbunkerspill
Based on a true story.
Blame the engi for not platforming for you
The joke is that the scout went for one up in the ceiling without a platform or nook to stand on and got himself downed
i understand, because i do that all the time
PSA: Scouts, the ceiling fossil is not worth your life
The main joke is that bunkering on haz 4 is like cheating on a 4th grade test as an adult
sweats in bunker scout
PSA: yes the ceiling fossil is worth my life, I have the fall damage perk for this exact situation
if I don't get that fossil we'll be stuck at 9/10 the entire game, just you watch
My brainlets are being put to good use
PSA stand under the scout and he doesn't take fall damage when he bounces off you
But most of them don't know that and specifically avoid you.
Can't you just stand below the scout to "catch" him? I'm pretty sure falling on other players negates all fall damage.
Yes.
When management inspects your room.
Get the shotgun jump oc so you can blow your legs off and negate the fall damage on your own
"the incident"
They had a repeat
Greenbeard when they die on Haz 2 with 13 jadiz in the bank
To a cave leech?
Do you have one for when a bulk detonator chases you into a cave full of cave leeches
No, but you could probably find something like that.
I remember when update 23 came out on Xbox, I went to show my friends the new enemies on a mission in fungus bogs. Haz 3 mining exp went by like normal... until extraction... 4 Bulk Detonators Waiting outside the drop pod.
1000 yard stare Intensifies
But watch it, it's HOILY ADDICTIVE!
when your team demands you enter the bunker so they can seal it
How the sealed bunker looks
they also didn't wait after spawning
so they could spawn on top of you and hit you instantly
That's a really nicely sealed bunker
Do I have a big ego for still laughing at my Jontron meme or is it really that good?
It good
It's pretty good.
That JonTron gif is me when the flying grabber yoinks me, but they actually fly me up to somewhere I need to go
It’s good
of course jon's acting is what really carries it
but I just imagined him saying that as a dwarf in that situation
JonTron, plug-n'-play:
(Opens wood box full of a fish, cigarette butts, and other assorted garbage labeled "Level 2 scout, 2 engineers with a 10-level gap, and haz 5 of the magma core)
"I can work with this."
Even better line
basically any situation that you need to hard carry
Reloads drills and cryo cannon
logging off gn
Nighty night.
Remember to wake up so management can send you on a suicide mission for two dimes!
GN
My cat didn't want to come down from the top shelf of our closet.
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Me trying to convince my bunkering driller to leave their hole
that cat is chomnk
Y'ain't convincing me to leave my literal hidey-hole!
Laughs in Oppressor
Exploder Approaching Me At Mach 5
Good thing it stands perfectly still while detonating.
Me Who ran out of ammo about to bash its skull in
Uh oh here he comes https://i.redd.it/ozn9p8ax91441.jpg a detonstor
The Chonk Detonator
Who would win
The mighty volatile mass and explosive force of nature's deadliest beast known as a bulk detonator
- or -
One frosty boi
Honestly i get disappointed whenever the driller doesn't let the bulk blow up
I wanna see some Destruction
Excuse me for being worried about your safety
Pfffft Safety
See some destruction, you say? (Yeets C4)
Shoot Them! Not Me!
Is it wrong I use C4 to take out veins/chunks of ore that I basically say "fuck it" to?
Thats What i use it for
Me, going nuts with C4s after going into ironwill: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/571006479994191882/652353704242184202/unknown.png
Me, Standing Next to you
when you grapple behind a weakpoint and take out the double barrel
Even better when the dreadnaught keeps getting frozen over and over so you can keep whaling on it.
when the dread's armor regenerates before you dealt enough damage to it
Me getting snatched by a cave leech
when you spot a hoarder
Hoarders are basically ice cream trucks for dwarves. How else can I NOT chase it when the thing jingles and stuff?
"I made this" comic, but with "I mined this". Driller hands compressed gold to scout, "I drilled this" scout goes "WE'RE RICH!"



I wonder if it's edible?
Hmm... t̍̎̚h́͂̆iͤ̉͌n̐͋̊҉͔͎͘ğͯ͐
I've only gotten 1 cuve from presents. Sadly.
ive gotten two so far, one on a deep dive
the only benefit to playing driller is heat radiance will pop open nearby presents
I got 4, three from deep dives
All hail the C U B E
It was 100+ of Umanite.
I never got that to happen to me
I've seen a few bizarre cube shapes. Sadly, this was the only time it was actually somethinf useful.
i only get shitty gliches, aint even seen a sand cube in all my days
driller is just detonator in disguise
so fellas i got a meme format yall can use
Where funnies at?
god i hate not being able to make my own memes. i have a great idea for this image but my chrome book is not capable to do it
Sometimes I just use MS paint, does it require transparency?
theres a good 14 seconds of silence
probably for spoiler reasons now that i think about it
Well the animations were already on Twitter, so maybe not?

huh
I cut the start, but forgot to move the clip itself up
that thing actually looks cooler than the Dreadnaught, not gonna lie
I am gonna love IFGing that and watching it struggle around.
Oh sure when drg makes you attack the rear its strategic and fun but when I wanna do it casually with my bros its suddenly weird and not appropriate conversation in a wendys
Can you make a lawyer-friendly ripoff of that song and then have it so that whenever ||an Oppressor|| spawns there's a 1/10 chance that the song plays? :V
Jacob!!!
i need loot raptor memes for my mental health please
Lookahim go. being such a good boye <3 (Marked it with red 'cus resolution scale is low and it's fucking impossible to see where he is if you aren't seeing the moving image)
thankyou all
but oh lord forgive me for i have sinned
i pressed my mouse on the diggy diggy hole video
again
Does it show that I'm a dirt digger? <.<
the dirt is begging for some rest bröther
Heresy, dirt was meant to be dug brother, if you daresay otherwise, You will be summarily launched into the nearest barrel dispensary to understand what you did wrong.
are you mayhaps talking to me?
Can some one explain the oppressor to me?
a nice mod is always welcome by the people
who is people and why are they welcome
When a level 3 player joins your haz 4 mission
dwarves are people too
dwarves are the superior race
dwarven stature is a boon not a curse. tall boys beware the man at optimal crotch chopping height.
i just looked up dwarven mining cart on google and this popped up
MOLLY be lookin thicc as heck
Damn Molly
no seriously does it look like I'm in dirt diggers I am scared.
How do I mine this much I don't understand I just black out and next thing I know I've collected every single scrap of ore, mineral or crystal in a 50 mile radius.
Sounds like a waste of time
your mule be weighting a tonnelade
Remember that if you are done with the primary you dont need to get more
If you have a lot of nitra and you have ok ammo, you dont need to pick more
Just leave the mission and go for the next one
I HAVE TO MINE EVERYTHING I SEE.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MAN.
I FEEL INCOMPLETE IF I DON'T MINE THAT NITRA HANGING OUT AT THE TOP OF THE CAVE
Rock n' Stone
Oh well... time to slam 3 glyphid slammers and continue my research into the jetpacks so that you non-magical boys can have as easy access as I do.
Same tbh
It's hard to make dwarves fly, y'kno. Heavy fuckers, they are.
i smell leaf lovin' talk
If by leaf loving you mean helping you dwarves out by developing somethin' y'all can use to mine more efficiently, then yes.



