#drg-memes-no-talk

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distant ember
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@median vessel thats how lootbugs get the minerals. they down dwarves and then steal the minerals

small heron
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Salvage missions are where loot bugs are born.

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actually now that I think of it that'd be an interesting change to salvage, flavor-wise.

distant ember
unborn citrus
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I’ve got to be far enough away from the bulk detonator right?

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dry trout
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i love that video so much

distant ember
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I feel like thats how the dwarves talk to mission control

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or atleast wish they could say

median vessel
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@distant ember oh no

robust plume
tender anchor
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I guess a few mactera grabbers could possibly lift a bulk detonator, or they could carry an glyphid exploder each and drop them

full lark
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plz no

dry trout
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plz yes

full lark
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(Golden armor - must be driller)

dry trout
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ey i have that saved too

rain pagoda
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I watched every video of that

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Kaldor draigo is overall the best character

dry trout
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"Kaldor draigo isnt the best character. I give him a 5 out of 10." Rogal Dorn

rain pagoda
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But he is to me one of the funniest ones tho

dry trout
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oh yes he is. but Rogal Dorn disagrees

rain pagoda
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But rogal dorn didn't eat a sun

dry trout
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there is no gif of Kaldor Draigo... this upsets me greatly

rain pagoda
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Ikr

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That's why I sent the vid

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I feel like kaldor draigo is the comic relief that is needed in parts

dry trout
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"Have you seen my sword?"

marble solar
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No joke, the Doom soundtracks make for good alternatives to listen to while DRGing

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The Playstation versions make the caves a little eerier

short lantern
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Metroid ambient stuff is perfect as well.

novel fulcrum
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Mik Gordon + Andrew Hulshult = ❤

distant ember
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meems

rain pagoda
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"WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS!"

marble solar
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Mission Control! I was just erm, just stretching my beard on the windowsill! Isometric exercise, care to join me?

dry trout
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"That is a good looking beard you have there sir!"

rain pagoda
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"Beard"

dry trout
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god damnit

rain pagoda
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"A wizard never revales his secrets"

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"it's a secret"

dry trout
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"Hands do no exist in my reality"

rain pagoda
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"have you made a visit to my ear? HAVE YOU?"

warm raven
hexed turtle
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bugs = heretics?

dry trout
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i mean, are glyphids any different from Genestealers?

hexed turtle
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we shall need larger flamers!

dry trout
hexed turtle
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The Extra Heavy Flamer

novel fulcrum
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@thorn lake ^ 😄

signal shard
novel fulcrum
distant ember
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replace rip and tear with rock and stone

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When do we get a melee option for gunner where he just melees with his fists

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that + vampire perk = Rip and Tear Doom Rock Galactic

dry trout
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i need to punch glyphids as Gunner

distant ember
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honestlly give fists to whoever is the fattest ig

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and or the most psychopathic

signal shard
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New Enemy type
A very angry and fast moving Spiky Slasher
Killing him lets you rip out his heart/core/gland and eat it
Enter dwaven fury for a few seconds

distant ember
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Dwarven Fury -> hacking up enemy bugs to regain health. bassically vampire on steroids

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balance it by making it like on last tier only unlockable 🤔

pure mountain
dry trout
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you were just reeeeeally careful without thinking about it

pure mountain
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does this mean I lose DRG

novel fulcrum
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@pure mountain Partially

pure mountain
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oh no

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now I must reset everything

stone mason
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I keep getting achievements for no reason.

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I got Self Control when I absolutely did not ignore the barrels.

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And the achievement for getting a mod in every slot for a class' primary and secondary, despite none of my characters being able to

cunning gorge
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Self control counts if you bump into barrels, it only stops the counter if you actually kick one by pressing e

slow falcon
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Hey, free cheevos

thorn lake
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@novel fulcrum noice!

limber mountain
gleaming surge
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Searching for fossils in DRG is kinda like searching for ammonites at lulworth cove or lyme regis tbf.

raw rapids
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see, the thing with the fossils we find, it shows there was water on this damned rock at one point

median vessel
potent quail
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It would be gore wouldn't it? We throw it into a grinder on PE.

dry trout
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I mean the salt pits pretty much confirm there was water at some point anyway

warm raven
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I'm no scientist but I think one needs water for the Glacial Strata.

dry trout
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Nah it could be frozen gasses for all we know

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It could be frozen methane or even hydrogen. But that's just a theory... A GA- had jpke

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Bad joke

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Jesus auto correct is bad sometimes

warm raven
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We know for sure its damn cold down there. Maybe humidity, maybe gas, but surely coldness.

near sentinel
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No water on hoxxes, only alcohol. That's why the dwarves are here

lyric turtle
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So everybody forgets the rain?

potent quail
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Implying it cant rain other things besides water

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Space is wierd beyond what you can imagine

round bramble
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100% Pure ethyl alcohol

wicked bronze
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Knowing Hoxxes IV, it's probably more like acid.

distant ember
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100% alcholhol from red sugar

frosty tangle
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What if we sat next to each other in the drop pod?
Haha jk....

...unless?

round bramble
spare cedar
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We're rich!

distant ember
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WERE RICH

minor chasm
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me finding a golden loot bug

distant ember
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when you find a bittergem

dry trout
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Wonder what it tastes like

distant ember
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probably like really bitter like dark coffee and the texture of rock candy

dry trout
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I wonder what dwarf dug that up, looked at it and went "I wonder what this would taste like"

distant ember
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i want to know why no one tried tasting the aquarqs or jadiz

dry trout
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Hmmmm

distant ember
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is it canon now that management wants glyphyd eggs because they are like super tastey in an omelet?

dry trout
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Time to do some taste testing I guess

distant ember
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also does DRG stiff unions? 🤔

dry trout
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I feel like we aren't getting paid enough for our work even in this union

distant ember
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the miners union is clearly just a shadow organization run by DRG

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and when can we marry molly?

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OUR LOVE IS REAL

tropic topaz
boreal coyote
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lol

dry trout
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important questions being asked here

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might have messed that up

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fixed

tawdry garnet
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I mean, obviously, 100 swarmer sized Praetorians. just imagine the experience.

dry trout
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most people that voted went for swarmer

haughty quartz
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Some days it feels like I already fight 100 regular praetorians in a mission.

tawdry garnet
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But just imagine all the little booms from em.

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As you use a flamethrower.

dry trout
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all the tiny pockets of gas

tawdry garnet
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Absolutely awful

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I love it

raw rapids
dry trout
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i cant be the only one, but do the glyphids sound like cats at times?

boreal coyote
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But the real question: 100 swarmer sized dreadnaughts or 1 dreadnought sized swarmer?

dry trout
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ah yes, the even more important question

boreal coyote
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Personally, 100 swarmer sized dreadnaughts would be insanely hard to kill, but much more fun to fight.

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And a better war story

dry trout
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"I once had to fight 100 dreadnaughts at the same time... no, they were totally real and not tiny at all."

boreal coyote
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Not in a row, at he same time

dry trout
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fixed

boreal coyote
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And they would keep the same armor cycle and amount of health

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Lol

dry trout
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oh good god

boreal coyote
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Yeah

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It would be horrifying

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The more I think about it the worse it gets lol

dry trout
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all of them at once, just shoot a fireball

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there goes the entire cave

boreal coyote
small heron
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flashbacks of Dwarf Fortress's all encompassing clouds of miasma from a pack of butterfly corpses

void spruce
weak sphinx
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Squeak

granite imp
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p e r i s h

weak sphinx
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Never

granite imp
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dont make me get my c4

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ill do it

weak sphinx
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Ill throw nitra at you, don't temp

granite imp
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alright thats it

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powerstrike it is

weak sphinx
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Bring it!

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squeak

granite imp
weak sphinx
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You might need to get that checked out

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Need me to call the medical lootbug?

granite imp
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oh god

prime current
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w40k is copying DRG !!

distant ember
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Is that a scout split into two

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poor lads, pay got cut so much they can't get new boots

prime current
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the sniper guy has a small fridge in the back

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sandwich storage

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also they are named after a rammstein's song

bronze coyote
waxen tendon
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What a funny little noodle man haha

distant ember
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this me hole!

wintry agate
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oh boy

slow falcon
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I don't get it

distant ember
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poor phrasing on my part

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or

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you guys have dirty minds

slow falcon
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I still don't get what Novellum posted

trail sentinel
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it's from a horror manga

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repurposed for drg

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both the picture novellum posted, and the picture ok posted are from the same manga

distant ember
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Junji Ito, The Enigma of Amigara Fault

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never read it, heard its' really unsettling tho

trail sentinel
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his works really aren't, tbh

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they're visually interesting, and a bit grotesque, but that's about it

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still good reads if you're into horror manga though

stone mason
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#FucKonami still
Silent Hills would've had Hideo Kojima, Guillermo del Toro and Junji Ito at the helm
The fucking holy trinity of "what the fuck"

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/rant

distant ember
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ok

hollow linden
trail sentinel
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I love rapidfire mashing e to repair stuff

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tons of fun

wintry agate
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CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK

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Mule repaired

lucid flint
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yeah i tend to do that stuff aswell just timing it perfectly

deep yarrow
stone mason
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I feel like this has taken inspiration from that one HL2 crossbow video

dry trout
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i feel the m1000 made the rhythm better

wraith sentinel
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is there one with airhorns

civic swallow
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the crossbow is good,too

rotund lotus
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definitely inspired, the title format is the same

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vooker just didn't do a shot count

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imagine if he redid it with the new focus shot sound

dry trout
distant ember
dry trout
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i love that guy

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The PSA's are amazing

stone mason
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Maria's editing is fantastic

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He fucking silenced the audio during the clips where he used a suppressor

calm spade
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Yeah it's just great

tawdry garnet
vivid tinsel
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Fully prepared to post the first one

tawdry garnet
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They are both soo good.

vivid tinsel
karmic wyvern
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what the fuck fuck is going on here?

swift flame
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dwarven cultural activities

karmic wyvern
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🐀

flat glacier
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This is how dwarves tell you not to do something.

elfin mural
robust plume
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repost

dry trout
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Reee

elfin mural
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every repost is always a repost of a repost

fierce cobalt
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♻ ♻ ♻ ♻ ♻

elfin mural
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here I'll go make a real meme

dry trout
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Except when it's not

fierce cobalt
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Endless cycle

radiant yoke
elfin mural
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isn't that what memes are at this point? using slight variations on images that all have the same basic concept

dry trout
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That's actually pretty much what meme means

hard pilot
tawdry garnet
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PFFF

sturdy inlet
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Wheres the second part?

valid python
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Thanos_stone_brother

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I hate that

distant ember
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he's capturing us all

unborn citrus
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There is not second part

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The bulk detonator got to them first

fierce cobalt
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Infinity Stone to the Bone ||I'm sorry||

dry trout
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you wouldnt be sorry if you had made it

near sentinel
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We have to send a droppod into the past to get the bittergems

dry trout
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so we have Jadiz, Enor pearls, Aquarq, compressed gold, Bittergems, and Error cubes... these truly are the infinity sto- this comment is being stopped by the Meme Police for being unfunny

exotic cobalt
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I dont think that new M1000 charged shot would sound better in video

robust plume
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one way to find out!

exotic cobalt
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I dont have time sadly

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But maybe

small nebula
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m

round bramble
fierce cobalt
round bramble
fierce cobalt
spice rose
fierce cobalt
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⏹ barrels kick

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That's the launch bay

civic swallow
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puts barrels in their place

fierce cobalt
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gib ur barrels

civic swallow
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no

fierce cobalt
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Understandable, have a nice day

near bay
civic swallow
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|--------------------------| 💥PGLengineer
⬛ gunner ⬛
⬛ ⬛
⬛ ⬛
⬛ ⬛
⬛ ⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

|--------------------------| engineer
⬛ 💥 ⬛
⬛ ⬛
⬛ ⬛
⬛ ⬛
⬛ swarmergderpswarmer ⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

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Grenade jumping comes with a benefit of being able to knock your friends off their ziplines

near bay
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grenade jumping???

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why have i not heard of this

civic swallow
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there is an OC that allows you to grenade jump

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it decreases your damage quite a lot

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but allows you to fly

near bay
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🤔

civic swallow
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at the cost of a grenade and your health

buoyant jay
frank lodge
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when u get up from iron will from your team m8 knocking u off that zipline

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but die anyways

prime current
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❤ kaamelott

ornate breach
patent basin
unborn citrus
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... unless it’s a different cavity... by the beard I hope it’s just dental work

ornate breach
distant ember
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karl would approve of this

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both cavities

stoic plank
unborn citrus
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Oof it’s going to be one of THOSE “deep dives”

distant ember
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deep dive into the glory hole

prime current
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Keep it clean lads

sturdy inlet
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👀

main shoal
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For Karl

frank lodge
pale crown
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Can we make a meme about returnin toxic players?

static oasis
prime current
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also, no bullying

static oasis
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what about brownies?

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and walnuts

dull compass
static oasis
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it feels as if I have seen that somewhere in this discord

dull compass
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huh, well I stand corrected

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cus I kinda like this comic and I like the design of the elves lmao

dry trout
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it was in fan art not too long ago

static oasis
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:3

wary turtle
empty elk
frosty tangle
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This discord might as well have a bot that regularly posts windrose songs

fierce cobalt
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It's back

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delete this song

dry trout
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never

near bay
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its not bak

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this new back

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e🅱ic

near bay
native birch
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beautiful

distant ember
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he comes for your wages

slate linden
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"stop dancing and get to it!"

distant ember
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the last thing your brain sees before you die

wintry agate
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When i order some leaf lover special and my friends see it

distant ember
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SHAME

obtuse geyser
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when you kick all the barrels into the launch bay and the final boss appears

sturdy inlet
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Kicking all the barrels in the hoop pit is worst, it’s impossible to get them out

distant ember
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destroy the child

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corrupt them all

distant ember
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when you kick all the barrels and the final boss appears. its the dude from mission control

full sentinel
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The cozy job bastard

sturdy inlet
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thats literally what Paint Meme Master said

haughty quartz
distant ember
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🤔

distant ember
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😳

compact ice
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Gotta salvage that massive shaft

trail sentinel
vivid path
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mineshaft.
MINESHAFT!

y'all got the lewd brain

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||aw who am i kidding i chuckled when i noticed i had 69 spare ammo on my shotgun earlier||

spring ivy
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||hehe||

novel fulcrum
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||nothing here huh||

lyric turtle
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||Why are we doing this exactly?||

compact ice
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||rocks n stooooneeesss||

halcyon arch
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Don't you just hate those damn ||Glyphids||

lyric turtle
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||Dam Glyphids, trying to take my nose. Should have left it on the bloody space rig||

stone mason
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⬛

shrewd violet
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"Fixed enemies being able to push players inside dreadnought eggs" darn now i cant be dreadborn anymore :C

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i cant Become the dreadnought

lethal verge
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Thats good, amen

lyric turtle
frigid cape
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

round raptor
hot shadow
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Every time someone steals the mule from me I can just hear total eclipse of the heart playing in my head

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“Turn around”

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“Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round”

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Total eclipse of the mule

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Gotta make that a video

native birch
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whats not to like about the devs

thorn lake
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Bjorn gets overattached.

dry trout
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i will now recite a poem:

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I dig

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You dig

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He dig

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She dig

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We dig

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They dig

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now there may not be much to it, but its very deep

thorn lake
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Beautiful

marble solar
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10/10

sturdy inlet
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Now make us shanties for the mines

safe ore
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Ohh that'd be nice

late cargo
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@stone mason you're name makes me think someone lewded the lootbugs, is my fear a reality?

stone mason
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wouldn't be surprised

late cargo
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Oh shit, oh fuck

limpid ore
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If it's not already real, we have to make it real so make sure your concern is for a good reason

dry trout
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r34 holds true for anything and i have no doubt there isnt already

thorn lake
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no lewding

dry trout
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can we officially rename the Shockers to pesky bees btw?

serene plaza
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Botherin' bees

stone mason
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wrap it up, boys

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the dev hath spoken

young tulip
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I mean

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i'd do the bulkexploder

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ngl

dry trout
young tulip
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nah just joking

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what I really meant to say was that I'd do the qronar shellback

near bay
dry trout
slow falcon
young tulip
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what?

near bay
quasi socket
slow falcon
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That shotgun has a beard 🤔

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The pinnacle of dwarven engineering

unborn citrus
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Add female dwarves and give them beards

near bay
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maybe some are female but we just dont realize

dry trout
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could go down the route of Tolkien and just say they all have beards

near bay
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^

dry trout
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and have a joke about them just poping out of the ground

unborn citrus
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Yes

dry trout
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many yes

unborn citrus
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But why limit ourselves to just one, why not both

dry trout
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also i was thinking about this, but to whoever said that the Mission Control guy cant be a dwarf because he dosent have a beard, i have two words: Driller, Gunner

unborn citrus
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Hmmm

patent basin
patent basin
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That tweet has virtually limitless potential in an organization like DRG.

final saddle
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Please don’t kick the barrels into the launch bay, really can’t emphasize this enough: bad, bad, bad idea. Exceedingly dangerous and unnecessarily disruptive. Just please don’t, okay? Thanks.

vernal crescent
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feel like this describes management pretty well

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THE PLAN

In the beginning was the plan.

And then came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the workers.

And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinkith."

And the workers went unto their supervisors and said, "It is a pile of dung, and none may abide by the odor thereof."

And the supervisors went unto their managers, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the managers went unto their directors, saying, "it is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."

And the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, "it contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong."

And the directors went to the vice-presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and is very powerful."

And the vice-presidents went unto the president, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful effects."

And the president looked upon the plan, and saw it was good.

And the plan became policy.

This is how shit happens.

dry trout
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also found out hes called Terra the Floran on steam atm

rain pagoda
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dear god why?!

candid lagoon
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Ace got me to play the game in the first place

patent basin
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Some Plucky Dwarf: [harvests a single egg out of a nest]

The Gylphid Horde:

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quasi socket
dry trout
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i wonder how heavy Aquarq actually is

raw rapids
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not that heavy with how easily those jagged chunks of mineral bounce and slide down a steel ramp (seriously, they roll better than enorpearls down the mine head ramps)

dry trout
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what i find funny is how before update 25 pearls rolled like balls, but now they roll like cubes

valid python
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@near bay

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Female dwarfs don't have beards

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They actually have fuzz

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A friend with extension knowledge of fantasy stuff informed me of this

raw rapids
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bearded ladies beg to differ, and it would be awesome to rock that bearded lady stuff and wreck some glyphids

valid python
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Bearded ladies are ladies with beards

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Females dwarfs have fuzz

obtuse geyser
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Why does no one write dwarves properly :c

valid python
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Because nobody properly knows dwarves like we do

frank lodge
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dunno

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it just an odd plural form

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English grammar in nutshell

valid python
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Dwarves

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Dwarfs

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Bwarfs

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English is such a fascinating thing

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Thank Karl I'm billingual

boreal coyote
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Actually it depends on what fantasy lore you go with whether female dwarves have beards or not

distant ember
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I honestly see the Devs just applying make-up to the regular model for female dwarves.

boreal coyote
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lol

frosty tangle
tiny plume
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I can dig it

pure mountain
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nice

opal galleon
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Is that an hour straight or over multiple playthroughs

potent quail
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multiple

opal galleon
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Good to know

little lantern
stone mason
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are these real 'cheevos

sturdy inlet
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yep

dry trout
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Disk jockey is also one where you play 25 songs and dance all the way through

potent quail
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isnt it just play 25 songs and have them end naturally

novel blade
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dont forget that one where you stumble into the annihilation hoop while drunk

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"stumble"

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x3

little lantern
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aka darwing award

distant ember
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Have fun getting all the barrels into the drop pod.

lucid flint
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I did do that

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ALL of them

foggy sandal
willow wind
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Want to sign my petition so that M.U.L.E. brings its Tin ass over here?

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distant ember
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the beuracracy of DRG is insane, you need to file a request to get a mule!

surreal spear
tender anchor
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Once the request has been filed you need to wait to 2-5 business days to hear a reply

swift flame
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If it's not filled out completely then they use it as a paper target for the weekly office range time

abstract widget
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You know, the bureaucracer 5000 sends miniature request forms to the magazine for requesting bullets.

It comes wit an integrated typewriter. For Ink, fill form 23.B and present it to office 5 in Section G.

swift flame
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Does it come in red?

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The designer was quoted saying " more forms means we can kill more leaf lovin trees!"

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Typing of the Dwarf

distant ember
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you can get your drill in any color, as long as its in black.

covert flare
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BLACK IS EVERY COLOR SO IF THER IS ONE OF EACH COLOR ITS BLACK!

distant ember
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scout coming out in fully black

sonic portal
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hey guys I think the warden spawning is wonky

dusky socket
wanton aurora
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Lmao 5 dwarves

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I need this but 5 dwarf

distant ember
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thermofeline explosion

dry trout
low solstice
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beard armor

dry trout
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ok cause i havent seen that one i guess

distant ember
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Beard armor or a binder for the beard.

viscid bronze
#

Obviously a cybernetic beard implant replacing parts of the beard lost to bugs.

fair widget
#

easily accessible beer flask

upper saffron
#

a locket containing a picture of a mug of skullcrushers ale, to keep the dwarfs spirits up

restive pivot
#

Suddenly the dwarves shouting "THAT REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST LOVE" at a bar's jukebox makes a lot more sense

astral vigil
terse vapor
#

@willow wind WHATRE YOU DOING HERE AZUMGI

vast pasture
distant ember
gilded pecan
#

@wanton aurora careful with the F word in your meme. A bunch dudes got Insta banned for something similar

trail sentinel
#

deleted

distant ember
#

i mean ok

sharp stratus
#

Nothing gets me more hyped for a day of work than browsing new posts in this channel ❤

ionic drum
#

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeeeeeeeaaaa

restive pivot
#

I'd post here more often if I had more DRG memes, but all the ones I have are just weird images with clever filenames

ionic drum
#

some inspiration: use beards as a form of meme templates

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like "you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about"

restive pivot
#

TEMPLATES ARE FOR THE WEAK I mean uh I don't really like to use templates because they tend to breed repetition

#

Got plenty of Warhammer stuff, but it's all Emperor Text-to-Speech plus that one where it's the space rig window but Mission Control's face is blown up to cover the entire view

willow wind
#

@terse vapor Cousin Okri?!

#

What are YOU doing here?!

novel blade
#

Time for a vermintide/drg colab, bardin needs to get some banter dialogue about karl, and maybe drg can have some mentions of cousin okri x3

warm raven
#

Maybe Karl means Okri in Warhammer-dwarfish. Would explain why Karl is nowhere to be found.
TO KARAK ZORN I SAY

wintry agate
#

the is the slayer mohawk

#

its a nice reference

sinful hazel
#

Kazak Gotikaf!

wintry agate
#

dont worry kruti

sleek kestrel
#

Cousin Okri is the same dwarf as Karl. Change my mind.

lapis orchid
#

Karak eight squeaks is rightful skaven clay, begone beardlings

near sapphire
rain pagoda
#

when you finish a mission but two menaces spawn infront of you when your on a zipline, plus your friend is at the drop pod waiting

#

what everyone sees when they start playing driller

terse vapor
willow wind
#

👐

frank lodge
#

turned around to get supplies but bulky boi was on top of it

#

i did not even hear him 😦

slow fern
#

Sneak skill increased to 100

vernal crescent
#

petition to add beardling as a low level name

sturdy inlet
#

Petition to make bulks faster and sneakier

distant ember
#

Baby beard works too

unborn citrus
#

soy boy leaf lovers beard

pastel prawn
#

umgak

exotic gulch
raw rapids
#

speaking of skeletons, the average number of skeletons in the human body is more than 1 due to pregnancy

tender anchor
#

Me and the bois waiting for death after exhausting our Nitra reserves (circa 2019, elite deep dive stage 3).

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distant ember
#

elite deep dive aka masochist mode

#

mission control guy laughs at your failure

raw rapids
#

it's payback for all the times he had to tell us to stop kicking barels into the launch tube

little lantern
tender anchor
silk ravine
#

He's come for your wages

robust plume
#

kek

warped flame
#

Wait

#

We got paid?

robust plume
#

wheres that "u guys are getting paid?" meme

elfin mural
#

yeah you get paid in in-company credits

#

we're actually just unpaid

robust plume
#

our salary is in amazon gift cards

elfin mural
#

it's a Deep Rock Galactic gift card

robust plume
#

oh right

#

sorry

elfin mural
#

you get paid in products from the company you work for

#

or in in-company credits that are worthless everywhere else

tender anchor
little lantern
#

Well, yes, after every mission, with a bonus for gold

elfin mural
#

either way, it doesn't matter how much we're getting "paid" if we're just getting paid by a currency that's only accepted by the company we work for

sturdy inlet
#

company (town) ship

fierce cobalt
#

This is why we need Dwarf Kommunism

dry trout
#

Dwarves and Communism go about as well together as water and fire

tender anchor
#

better dead than red

fierce cobalt
#

But the workers miners are being exploited by the bourgeoisie management

dry trout
#

I'll just take the gold they dont check for

tender anchor
#

keep in mind these dwarves sign on for this high pay-high risk missions in the arse end of nowhere

pastel prawn
#

bet theres a bunch of dwarfs lazy and insane enough to just run one deep dive weekly then spend the week drinking their rewards

dry trout
#

i wouldnt doubt it, thats about as much as Dwarves work

unborn citrus
#

They’ve been running a Edd, Ed’n’Eddy grade scheme and they’ve all been working for free

silent helm
elfin mural
#

they don't get money they get company-printed credits. they're working for free

dry trout
#

nah, they get paid in Beer

maiden bronze
#

They get payed in beer and beard styles

chrome flame
#

so its all a big trap they pay them just enough to afford ammo and beer so they never manage to make enough money to escape this pit because resupplying after each job costs 90% of the pay

dry trout
#

Indentured servants?

fallow tree
#

So were Dwarven Serfs?

dry trout
#

Management is run by Dragons

#

DRAGONS I SAY!

tender anchor
#

Well that would explain why we never see any image of them

#

And the whole dragons hoarding wealth thing

dry trout
#

@deep pivot

#

Give us our Damn money

tender anchor
#

Or beer

static oasis
#

@raw rapids or even more skeletons if you have someone pregnant with multiple kids, or they suffer fetus in fetu, or both!

distant ember
#

Yo steins are massive

split palm
#

They call it a pint for a reason

distant ember
#

How do our dwarves chug these things in like, 3 seconds

#

I don't have small hands either, this thing is the size of my fucking head xD

dry trout
#

Dwarves are meant to drink

distant ember
#

Apparently!

dry trout
#

there is no objection to this

distant ember
#

God there's just so much in this thing

#

I will finish this thing

#

I will make Karl proud

mint finch
#

FOR KARL!

distant ember
#

SKAL!!

round bramble
distant ember
#

I did it, Karl senpai notice me plz

trail sentinel
#

Good work miner

distant ember
#

: D

#

Now I get to play the game like a real dwarf

#

i would have screamed rock and stone then downed the whole thing in one go

#

It's just a lot of liquid! Like it's a whole pint to one lad xD

#

fair enough. dont tell the dwarves but im a major lightweight when it comes to drinking 😄

#

I have a liver made of carbon nanotubes but my gut just can't hold that much fluid xD

noble falcon
#

Wait

#

If we keep heavily drinking beer wont our body adjust to it?

#

And if so beer will have the same affect as leaft lovers special

sturdy inlet
#

Nah the beers are custom made for each dwarf for max drunk ness

elfin mural
#

ok can this new no-preview youtube thing fuck off

blazing timber
#

I assumed that Dwarven alcohol tolerance was what motivated brewmasters to search for new ingredients/methods to make better (read: stronger) beers.

distant ember
#

Waiting for glypid blood to be used

#

also I would think, and hear me out here, Dwarves also make hard liquors too

thorn urchin
#

isn't that literally the glyphid slammer?

distant ember
#

Dunno

#

Maybe?

#

I always kinda thought glyphid blood was mildly acidic so no drinky

lyric turtle
#

I don't think skull crushers have skulls in them

distant ember
#

you don't know

#

they could be putting battery acid and black tar heroin into the beer and the dwarves would slurp that shit up

#

prob actually make them stronger

pastel prawn
#

that's called a dark morkite

#

and dwarfs make beer in it's many forms

#

elfs make wine

#

and humans decided fuck it, if we can't match them in wine and beer, we'll make something even stronger

#

and thus, brandy was born

distant ember
#

who made vodka and tequila? Humans? Kobolds? Lizard people? Glyphids? Breathers? Joe mama?

pastel prawn
#

humans

lyric turtle
#

Clearly the goblins

ornate breach
#

Khajiit make Skooma with refined Moon Sugar.

restive pivot
#

The lizards usually just get high off tree sap and swamp mushrooms; easier to get a buzz that way since they don't have lips to drink beer with

pastel prawn
#

they have funnels

quiet void
#

Mead. Weak mead is 8%ABV, which is still higher than a lot of beers. 18% is usually what it tops at, but you can push that with fortification easily.

Or. You know. Really lean into the brewing, which has (so far) produced a beer of 65.6% ABV

pastel prawn
#

dwarfs like their beer

#

stronk

distant ember
pastel prawn
#

and also it's 67.5%

#

someone made an even stronger beer

sudden shuttle
#

@distant ember was it the rather voluptuous dreadnought with the scout running away from it?

shell panther
#

beers that strong aren't really brewed, FYI

#

I have a bottle of something that's around ~41% (IIRC) at home

#

but actually brewing it can't take you past around 14-15%

#

at that point the alcohol kills the yeast and fermentation stops

distant ember
#

That was a basic ass glyphid

#

Poorly drawn

sudden shuttle
#

oh

trail sentinel
#

😑

distant ember
#

Okay okay not bringing this up

#

||Don't ban me dderp||

civic swallow
#

i'll just

#

...
i'll just stay silent because i'd get banned otherwise

prime current
#

@shell panther eisbock ?

#

freezing the beer to get rid of the water and keeping the alcohol

pastel prawn
#

@shell panther are you insulting Bugman's XXXXX

prime current
#

Also, Brewmeister are shit. They put pure ethanol into their "beers", and the % of alcohol stated on the bottle is never met.
Real record for strongest beer is still "The End Of History" by brewdog as far as I know

#

or I can put 99% pure ethanol into a heineken and claim a new record...

shell panther
#

Brewdog's ones are done by freezing the beer

prime current
#

yeah that's called eisbock

#

so it's still a beer

nimble geyser
#

@pastel prawn You took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, m8

Also I think it's 6 x's

pastel prawn
#

it's inconclusive

#

several sources say 5

#

but others say 6

#

meh

barren vapor
obsidian swallow
#

I see a beard i n the nitra some how

lyric turtle
#

Great, now I can't unsee it

fallow tree
static oasis
#

I remember when a tv news show made a tv special about "grog xD" and the dangers of drinking that

#

heck, even Telltale Games made a reference of that

lucid flint
#

oh yeah because they thought it was real wasn't it?

static oasis
#

yes!! x3

karmic wyvern
#

nothing beat good ol' grog

rain pagoda
#

has someone been talking about dragons without me??

#

no one can leave me out of a dragon discussion, iv'e slain dragons before!

#

also speaking of beer I have a dwarf character on D&D that is immune to beer

#

he cant get drunk unless he rolls a 1

#

the sad part is hes depressed because he cant get drunk

wraith sentinel
#

sad

civic swallow
#

i have a gnome engineer (artificer) character who works undercover with drarves

#

everything going smooth for now

#

they don't realise

#

that they have been gnomed

rain pagoda
#

well you wouldnt beleave me if i told you i tricked a elder golden dragon into give me and my group all its gold?

civic swallow
#

kek

rain pagoda
#

ikr

#

also slain a elder blue dragon, that was crazy

civic swallow
#

the gm makes me come up with excuses not to drink from time to time

#

and it's

#

fun

rain pagoda
#

lol

#

im still sad thos for my dwarf

#

hes immune to beer dude

#

he has to fail to get semi drunk

civic swallow
#

well that happens

#

i mena

#

mean

#

you don't have to get drunk

#

to enjoy beer and shit

rain pagoda
#

true but its been hard on him and he needs to relax

civic swallow
#

that is why i don't have to come up with excuses all the time

#

because for a gnome artificer

rain pagoda
#

lol

civic swallow
#

he's a rather buff fucking gnome

rain pagoda
#

oh speaking of gnome artificer, my friend is playing one aswell and he managed to make a throwing hammer that is like a little thors hammer

#

its cool

civic swallow
#

nice

rain pagoda
#

i can even throw it and it comes right back

civic swallow
#

and mine just has a rifle that he forged himself
because apparently gnomes make guns

rain pagoda
#

lol

#

but never leave me out of a dragon conversation

civic swallow
#

me too

dry trout
#

yeah, we were talking about how DRG is run by Dragons

rain pagoda
#

ok i can semi believe that

civic swallow
#

HMMMMM

#

i like dragons

rain pagoda
#

same

#

wait

civic swallow
#

no i mean

rain pagoda
#

if drg is run by dragons then that means

civic swallow
#

i really like dragons

rain pagoda
#

ik me too dude

civic swallow
#

fair enough

dry trout
civic swallow
#

you've got a problem with that?

dry trout
#

nah

rain pagoda
#

then is that why the management area of the station isnt finsihed is because they dont want us to find out there dragons?

static oasis
civic swallow
#

(btw,if you ask what i mean by being a buff gnome...we rolled for stats and i got 18 18 17 16 13 12...which is actually pretty fucking scary for a level 1 character)

rain pagoda
#

ok i require something dragon like in deeprock

civic swallow
#

why tho

rain pagoda
#

man yea thats crazy

#

because dragons

civic swallow
#

i mean

#

sure

#

but why\

rain pagoda
#

why not to dragons

#

wait

#

idea for a flame thrower

#

you can allready tell what im talking about

civic swallow
#

flamethrower skin?

rain pagoda
#

yes

civic swallow
#

nice

rain pagoda
#

like the trophy hunter skin where it adds tusks and stuff

#

imagin one where its looks kinda like a dragon but on a flamethrower

#

litteraly fits

dry trout
#

you guys reminded me that i have a Dragonborn character that we never actually played with cause we didnt have time and his stats are... ok? never played dnd before

rain pagoda
#

ikr

dry trout
rain pagoda
#

what

#

oh wait

#

you confused me hard there with that image

dry trout
#

warlock at level 1

rain pagoda
#

its the otherway around

dry trout
#

its from Roll20

civic swallow
#

Nice stats

rain pagoda
#

ive also got a dragon born fighter that has one of the new classes

#

lightning something

#

i cant remember the rest of it

civic swallow
#

Human fighters > any other fighters

rain pagoda
#

but ive got a whole backstory and color for the dragonborn to

#

he uses lighting attacks

civic swallow
rain pagoda
#

he breaths lightning

#

he is lightning

dry trout
#

ey mine breaths lightning too

civic swallow
#

dump charisma because i don't have to pretend i know how to socialise

#

lmao

rain pagoda
#

also at lvl 1 i survived a direct lightning strike that only did 7 dmg

dry trout
#

lol

rain pagoda
#

the dm rolled like 8 d6

#

and i have 12 hp

#

and i only took 7

civic swallow
rain pagoda
#

oh

dry trout
#

lol

rain pagoda
#

right forgot

#

lol

hidden harbor
versed wave
#

Update 26 should be called Endgame Part 2: Rock and Stone Boogaloo instead of just Endgame Part 2

tender anchor
polar sorrel
#

tf2 DRG crossovers I give like

frosty tangle
obsidian swallow
#

Where does oc stand for again?

dry trout
#

Overclock

obsidian swallow
#

Aha thy

dry trout
#

or Original Character

#

but in this context its overclock

obsidian swallow
#

K

#

Whats ur fav gun?

dry trout
#

Leadstorm by far for me

obsidian swallow
#

Same

#

But the shotgun of the engi is freaking strong too

polar sorrel
#

Is that enough Nitra?

#

what do you think guys

#

would get to 1000 but was out of ammo already xD

tender anchor
#

Nah you need at lest double that amount

polar sorrel
#

imma call all the droppods wait

tender anchor
#

don't your gonna use up all the ammo pods in the space rig

polar sorrel
#

too late

#

it is done now

#

all this ammo wasted

#

insted of being used in shooting range that doesn't exist yet

#

xD

#

12 ressuplies+1 on stage 1 and 70 Nitra left

tender anchor
polar sorrel
#

goodbye ressuplies <3

polar sorrel
#

we need darkness warning

#

or something like that

#

no flashlight or no flares

#

or both xD

raw rapids
#

no

sturdy inlet
#

what the hell is that

rotund lotus
#

umm

sturdy inlet
#

thats not even drg related in any way

rotund lotus
#

guess the first clip but this is some sort of anti-greed cringe

sturdy inlet
#

yeah I checked some thats like the stuff my mom watches on facebook

warm anchor
#

rock and stone

#

say it back

dry trout
#

rock and stone

sage roost
#

"MANNY!" Here is a new one, for all you sturdy dwarfs out there! If you appreciate it, please consider liking this picture on Steam in the artwork community for DRG. The last upvotes to trending weekly meant a lot to me, thank you all ♥ Rock and Stone Brothers! rocknstone

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slender adder
patent basin
hexed turtle
#

Deep Cube Galactic

#

I've seen this happen a lot more since the deep dives have been introduced, weirdly

slow falcon
#

It's the reality glitching, error cubes were first sign of this

noble falcon
#

Me towards the end of the mission:
Ok all thats left is one apoca bloom
The apoca bloom:

📎 image0.jpg
hexed turtle
#

sneeki sneeki

raw rapids
#

but those aren't cubes, they are rectangular prisms

distant ember
#

DRG meme idea: "Captain! LOOK!" but it's the engineer and scout with no ammo, and instead of an enemy pirate ship it's a bulk detonator

#

haha funni

sturdy inlet
#

Melee kill the bulk

noble falcon
#

You cant go down on iron will either

muted forge
#

The Cube is almighty

upper saffron
#

WE MUST WORSHIP THE CUUUUBE!

trail sentinel
#

No cults

naive zenith
muted forge
#

Cube is a lifestyle

distant ember
#

ok

muted forge
#

I like you friend

distant ember
#

ʞo

muted forge
#

👁 👄 👁

frail star
#

no

slim wagon
muted forge
#

Congratulations on your CUBE

slim wagon
#

Thank you, CUBE brother.

hollow fern
#

New lvl geometry?

#

its even a ice cube

slim wagon
hallow yew
#

how about bismuth?

muted forge
#

Bismuth is very good, cubes are stronger together

tepid field
valid kayak
#

so, we had a Bulk Detonator that was so enamoured with us that it dug a 150m tunnel across the map to meet us!

📎 unknown.png
noble falcon
#

Nice

serene orchid
#

guys what if...

#

the cube effect on the terrain

noble falcon
#

Coob

serene orchid
#

is actually caused by the error cubes we find underground

#

Error cubes are in reality, a WMD that terra forms planets into a simulacrum of the minecraft world

hallow yew
#

minecraft was already converted

#

and what a horror show that is

#

we can't let that happen to DRG!

#

we must dig up all the error cubes and destroy them or eat them to see if they're edible

pastel wasp
small heron
#

We all thought it was just an artifact of the new "no floating terrain" code but it's actually an omen of things to come.

pastel prawn
#

error cubes taste like lutefisk

dense spade
sudden shuttle
#

I just wish the most of the OCs you get would be actually useful instead of some meme like having to use gemini just to zap some bugs

distant ember
#

I think OCs should be distributed by which class you're playing for the mission

#

That way you can actively work towards the OC you want

hallow yew
#

I mean we'll get a choice with the next part of the update, but I've been feeling the RNG pain.

#

plus getting loads of mineral containers when I have thousands of each XD

distant ember
#

My idea, atleast I'd think would make RNG alittle less hard on everyone

sudden shuttle
#

RNG wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the weekly wait to get more

#

"haha here's some useless OCs, better luck next week! :^)"

distant ember
#

Lower-tier OCs given out in mid-week events?

novel fulcrum
#

@distant ember OC's has no "lower" tier. I would prefer balanced one over clean for engi gren for example

#

not because it's "mid-range"

#

but because of how I feel myself with it.

small heron
#

where is the survey?

distant ember
#

@novel fulcrum OK

gleaming summit
half robin
#

Deep Rock needs to invest in better equipment. (playing minecraft with a mule called molly)

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tawdry garnet
#

Are you using that one mod with LUA computers?

frosty tangle
#

I smell... someone trashing on turret arc 👀

ornate breach
#

Turret arc does work going vertically down a tunnel, which is fun.

#

Only issue is the inability to shoot the other end to create the arc again due to enemy buildup.

trail sentinel
#

turret arc 🗑 :P

frosty tangle
#

turret arc is good you just need to play different 😠

ornate breach
#

If they made it so that you can proc it from one turret to chain to the other, that'd be great.

dry trout
latent aurora
#

He gave up

dry trout
#

he should try Aerobics

#

should lift his spirits up

fierce cobalt
#

Pain changes people

waxen tendon
#

he just chilling doe

patent basin
tender anchor
pine fossil
round bramble
fallow tree
dry trout
#

i love that post alot

civic swallow
#

i mean,why wouldn't they

#

i like the glasses on the gnome

pastel prawn
#

it's like druid forms in warcraft

distant ember
#

Anything involving Gun Jesus is great 👌

static oasis
#

gnomes should be worgies

#

aka swedish vallhunds

#

squee!!

pastel prawn
#

borf

fierce cobalt
#

Börk

grand crane
lyric turtle
#

No, thats the 5th class

hexed turtle
#

has a cloaking device to look like a bug

#

hmmm

tulip verge
#

The driller and gunner are the worst classes as they lack beards there for they are not true dwarves

dry trout
#

they are just young dwarves

tulip verge
#

You see if we go off tolkien dwarves all dwarves are born with beards

dry trout
#

but we are space dwarves not Tolkien dwarves

tulip verge
#

That is true

wintry agate
#

Deeprock galatica is a very diferent universe

distant ember
#

so... why are the dwarves racist to elves?

wintry agate
#

because they love leaf

dry trout
#

that is just basic Dwarf knowledge

wintry agate
dry trout
#

wait a second

wintry agate
#

exactly as borin says

dry trout
#

Visible confusion

distant ember
#

rock & rocknstone

#

leaf lover hating leaf lovers. ... emo elves.

dry trout
#

Dark elves?

tulip verge
#

Dwarves hating elves is just an old stereotype

distant ember
#

if DRG is an equal opportunity employer, that must mean they have elven employees

#

how does this make the dwarves feel?

tulip verge
#

DRG sequel where you play as a bunch of elven lumberjacks

dry trout
#

even more visible confusion

distant ember
#

elves are a bunch of tree hugging hippies that try to act posh

tulip verge
#

Elves also are extremely perfect in everyway and never has any faults

distant ember
#

dwarves are tough, hardworking, prideful creatures that love industry

#

and not some weak twigs like elves

tulip verge
#

Elves are either: Tree loving hippies, Posh backstabbing a-holes, OR evil

distant ember
#

dwarven technology > elvish tree-growing magic

dry trout
#

Cut down all the trees

tulip verge
#

Halflings: Sandwich stealing assholes

dry trout
#

Goblins: just assholes

upper saffron
#

humans: assholes but not as bad as elves

lime forum
#

Kinder: Worse than elves

dry trout
#

what the fuck are kinder

elfin plover
#

think elves but also halflings that steal anything thats not nailed down.

dry trout
#

ah

raw rapids
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Kobolds: "stay off our lawn" assholes

distant ember
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dwarves: mighty, industrial, bearded people
humans: selfish creatures with annoying amounts of ambition
elves: egotistical tree lover hippy weaklings
goblins: morally bankrupt demon-worshipping savages
gnomes: off-brand dwarves
halfling: off-brand sissy gnomes
ogre: tall shitty tribal dwarves
orcs: tribal uncultured brutes

upper saffron
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no you're thinking of lizard men

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kobolds just like to lick gold coins cuz they're stupid like that

distant ember
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kobolds are just lizard whelps

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bash with your warhammer and move on

tulip verge
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Halflings: Hungry gnomes with big feet

upper saffron
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kobolds about to rob a poor dwarf'

tulip verge
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Halflings when they steal a sandwich from a random traveller

upper perch
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man these are some nice DRG related memes

serene orchid
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Lootbug: Exists

distant ember
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Oi, Greenbeard, Leaf Lover Club is two parsecs down.

upper saffron
near sentinel
split dune
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Blood For The Blood God

blazing timber
olive storm
patent basin
timber sable
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ah yes

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file corruption

lucid flint
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I love that

olive storm
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big brain stuff

ancient meteor
wraith sentinel
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hey can i get a pic of a dreadnought as viewed from its side its for a meme

granite imp
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Yo bulkyboy be mad thicc tho, ngl

slow falcon
sturdy inlet
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wheres my lootbug?

lost sorrel
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You should add the loot bug and two others so it goes to 100

dry trout
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swarmer at 10 and lootbug at 20 with grunt then acidspitter

#

done

sturdy inlet
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make yer own chart 👀

dry trout
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i would if i knew how to

sturdy inlet
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then learn my fellow dwarf

shy yacht
tender anchor