#drg-memes-no-talk
glass thicket
distant ember
mspaint
krita
bitmapimage
or if you save up, lower-end image editors are effectively all you need unless you're going all out. But since I'm guessing this is for shitposting dorfs then it's safe to say you're gucci
white goblet
GIMP's pretty good in my experience.
novel fulcrum
Jeez tell me somebody actually using photoshop for memes as I do
white goblet
Psh, photoshop is for Nerds and leaf lovers!
frank lodge
I do not use photoshop for any of mine
cause im too dumb to know how to use that nor do I have it to begin with
distant ember
photoshop is overrated and overpriced
granted it's expensive since so many people pirate it
prime current
on the contrary tbh
it's easy to pirate so every student can use it, and then have to pay it when they work
because no one will bother looking in a student computer, but you can have surprise visit at work to see if you paid all the softwares you use
same for a lot of professional software, they don't bother with costly drm since they know businesses will pay the licences, and no one will ask to work on some free alternative
distant ember
The issue is not pointy ears, it's knifed-eared bleeding hearts crying havok for dorfs selling obsidian swords cause "wah it has a wooden handle!"
sturdy inlet
imgflip,com
distant ember
the pod will open regardless if there is 15 seconds left and the mule has not docked with the pod
yes
I don't know how to spoilertag my dude
rock and stone
thx
distant ember
bruh
faint bolt
I’m on mObiLe
distant ember
it's on the mobile keyboard too
faint bolt
||yeet reet commit self delete you filthy capitalist||
mint root
distant ember
dont do it don't say the n word
faint bolt
nitra
static oasis
Nutella
full sentinel
I see jojo, i join the chat
distant ember
Is that a motherfucking jojo reference?
faint bolt
Losing haz 4 elimination after watching the only gunner who still has ammo prioritize a grunt over the dreadnought and then proceed to randomly mine the ceiling while 2 people need revives
distant ember
That’s not a meme, that’s a cursed run
faint bolt
We had already killed 2/3 and the last one had 20% health left
distant ember
Also on behalf of gunners I am sorry you had to deal with a dumdum
full sentinel
That's sad even...
trail sentinel
@glossy light has been muted. We don't allow racial slurs of any kind.
distant ember
as all dorfs should be
faint bolt
That moment when the thunderhead says 0 and so does your shield
distant ember
@trail sentinel racial slurs?
trail sentinel
Yes, ambassadoing used one earlier.
trail sentinel
Scroll up
distant ember
faint bolt
confusion intensifies
static oasis
Oh.
sturdy inlet
Heya Kitty
static oasis
Henlo
lunar viper
spare cedar
sturdy inlet
native birch
lyric turtle
I must say, that fossil was quite easy to find
sturdy inlet
thats unusual
lapis fiber
@spare cedar
I love it.
eternal spire
https://i.imgur.com/1Kt8qzN.png
I posted it yesterday but I'll post it again
Because I made it myself and it took a while to make and I want to get the value out of the time I spent on it
mint finch
Epic crossover event.
ancient grotto
frosty tangle
That doesnt seem like a super massive coincidence. theres only like 7 colours total
obsidian swallow
Or mister shivers
shy helm
I'd assume those colors would be picked because they're very distinct and may even be distinct to the most common form(s) of color blindness, but I didn't look into it
marsh river
@eternal spire that loot thing is horrible:(
thorn lake
This kills the lootbug.
marsh river
But cutting it... Dunno hitting it with a heavy sharp object seems more humane to me.
Also welcome back jacob
thorn lake
thanks
marsh river
Wait back to health or just here because of all the community raving in 2 hours?
thorn lake
Back at work.
obsidian swallow
Nice that your back lets get some bugs.. and after that Glyfid slammers ya
civic swallow
you come to the bar to find there
vernal crescent
This goes in the book of grudges
is mission control the keeper of the damaz kron nowadays?
copper wharf
calls himself a gunner
only has two guns
vernal crescent
If you count guns by the barrel he has between 4 and 3
copper wharf
Perhaps so!
vernal crescent
actually id give up the zipline for som other thick gun
im a gunner not a mountainclimber
solar dawn
vernal crescent
the 4barreled one from predator would be cool
or like a grenade launcher
Alternatively just give me more killy power with the guns i do have
shell panther
I would give up the minigun for a legit cannon
I can't be a gunner if my gun is smaller than I am
copper wharf
how about a "more Gun" mod
where you carry two miniguns
but your movement speed is halved
copper sigil
quasi yacht
memes please
lethal verge
McFroger
lyric turtle
Needs a beard
inner solstice
I am now prepared for the update today. ROCK AND STONE
quasi yacht
distant ember
Sten og klipper! my brothers
inner solstice
ROCK AND STONE !
robust plume
TO THE BONE !
obsidian swallow
FOR CARL
robust plume
u can tell hes a leaf lover by how he spelt Karl
frank lodge
As promised yesterday, memes I got prepared for gunner and egnineer
lol
Now for gunner.... When your gunner ally has bullet hell overclock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4IpEAdgmPI
quasi yacht
this time deep rock did invest in serious equipment
sturdy inlet
Except the stubby and bc 👀
frank lodge
oh wait i posted that one before ignore that one deleting
meh I thought i had another meme i had in experimental cannot remember it now
solar stag
sturdy inlet
Show us the memes
distant ember
Me when I have to get up at 6 to not miss the train
muted forge
civic swallow
next one is Deep Rock Galactic : Endgame
fierce cobalt
And then the spinoff movie Deep Rock Intergalactic
distant ember
full hill
when your an undead dwarf so your beard falls out, but then you hear "ROCK AND STONE" so your beard spontaniously EXPLODES OUT OF YOUR FACE AGAIN
dawn panther
Tbh I love mission control's voice
frank lodge
dawn panther
I listen to him promote me every time.
oak basin
@spare cedar My Little Pony and Deep Rock Galactic; I’ve seen it all now.
frank lodge
Gandalf denies you access through those turrets posted above
static oasis
<asha marie's gif of fishies>
bright hedge
everybody gansta til'
molly starts walking off with the o2 tanks up a sheer cliff
dawn panther
Ohno
distant ember
Aw yeah.
restive pivot
I didn't think to get a screenshot of it at the time because I was laughing too hard, but the best mission name I've ever seen was ||Burning Dump||
robust plume
kek
drifting token
that moment when no crouch button because dwarves at crouch height already, therefore by that logic, always at optimum accuracy
smart dorf hours
robust plume
damn
distant ember
smart move
make game about dwarves so you dont have to add downsights aim or complex spread calculations
proud horizon
down sights aim would be nice but like... all the games weapons are mostly weapons that are hip fire so it wouldn’t really serve any purpose
Like imagine needing to aim a flamethrower
or a shotgun
distant ember
yeah
we only have three weapons that could possibly benefit from having downsights aim
oh, no, two
demj not two
one
which is GK2
distant ember
m1000 already has pinpoint acc
and it kinda already has it
i mean, scout is shooting with riflebutt to his shoulder
proud horizon
Exactly
An upgrade that increasing zoom magnification for the M1000 would be neat though for people like me who can’t use sniper-like weapons for the life of them
round torrent
frank lodge
drifting token
shoot it in its stupid mouth
karmic wyvern
it looks like it's saluting too
distant ember
AC meta: salute mod
frozen anchor
🤔
karmic wyvern
perfect
rugged marten
Find someone who looks at you like a 50 BMG dual cannon
prime current
probably the later
celest coral
@round torrent i found that wierd bug too xD
dawn panther
Variety
ornate garden
https://i.gyazo.com/0cfc46679f2eb564b71f5ac3b50f63e2.mp4
Feeling cute, may go fetch some error cubes later.
carmine harbor
something good and bad
bad i found a bug that makes your grenade disappear from your hand in the equipment shop if you swap grenades
good is
dry trout
So a leaf lover walks into a bar. He gets thrown out immediately because he's not already drunk.
lusty cipher
sounds about right
woven nymph
full sentinel
Watch your fire moron!
marsh river
Just a quick one I made
https://i.imgflip.com/3boeus.jpg
distant ember
Extraction time! but you've enter the wrong drop pod https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506090494758092800/626825272716558346/FB_IMG_1569517169309.jpg
boreal coyote
jade void
you can't its an elevator, your trapped in a tiny room of UwU
static oasis
looks like going to re--
static oasis
jade void
on one head, it looks like it swollowed an egg, sure a big egg but that fine, on the other hand.........welllets just say some "people" like that ugh
lyric dew
What's the deal with all this?
severe anvil
I FOunD a boolo CAp
distant ember
static oasis
<may I have böölo caps bröther.jpg>
distant ember
I wonder if boolos are edible
is that why they want them
cause they make glyphid egg omlets with boolo caps and it tastes poppin'?
distant ember
native birch
You got Glyphid droppings in that leaf lover meal there
dry trout
mint finch
@raven panther One of those isn't true. Halflings exist.
lime gust
No they don't. Stop talking myths.
hidden niche
frank lodge
Gunner when he gets his new revolver ricochet overclock.
marsh seal
@frank lodge wait whats that armored guy doing 😅
frank lodge
his arm is stuck in wall
frank lodge
iron man scene
marsh seal
Havent seen that movie yet
frank lodge
it is the first iron man
marsh seal
Only marvel movies ive seen is a few spidermans
frank lodge
he built heavy armor to get himself out of there
haughty quartz
native birch
pretty much
grim shore
@distant ember should be "MY BEARD!!!!"
steel cedar
did a level 4 mission by myself and couldnt find enough nitra for a single resupply and had to fight 4 of them
vapid sierra
grave isle
When someone triggers the BET-C without the party knowing
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520052894804869120/623798713688522783/unknown.png
wanton willow
vapid sierra
fiery ermine
Last month outside of Ghost Ship's studio (probably)
sage dawn
shrewd violet
vivid path
oh! i was gonna post that
view from above during one of the lighter moments while tryin to evac (we failed the mission but hey, got some screenshots
sadly windy on that cap though
cyan jasper
Reminds me of that time a fuel cell landed in the air. We didn't even need to break anything to make it fly. Had to make our engi eat 2 resupplies to get enough platforms to reach it and make a decent enough zone to stand on to defend it
vivid path
we both actually only went down because of exploders being able to crawl in the air when they cant land path to you
rose wadi
@sage dawn that should go in fan art, it should be showcased
thorn lake
@raven panther Your post went against our ruleset in #welcome-and-rules - please re-read them and follow them from here on out.
distant ember
Union man: go kill leeches so dwarves dont die
Squad: okay
Squad: goes in and dies
Union man:
raven panther
quasi yacht
come and rescue me ya' flyin' tin can!
dry trout
novel fulcrum
Deep Memes ™
terse saffron
cyan jasper
Accurate picture xD
terse saffron
@violet fox Netcode and performance issues
violet fox
hmm
cyan jasper
Although you could probably fit a few dozen more games at that garbage bin
violet fox
never really had problems with vermintide (except when it launched ... boy that was a nightmare)
well np gg its a meme
(and yes mira but there is not enough space)
rugged marten
RS2 is still a good game, but the devs cant make good new maps
ember beacon
Payday 2 is still pretty good from what I’ve heard
eternal spire
urban kettle
tender anchor
marble solar
Payday 2 had a LOT of ups and downs in its life, ultimately I enjoyed it
red fable
vermintide 2 went down alot due to its DLC i think
most of it was just flipped from the first game i had heard
lyric dew
Well "Winds of Magic" came in and they just strait up made the game harder to where all characters are overall way less effective at doing
anything
Enemies are Tankier
Temporary health decays faster
Stuff like that
And now it's to where you're too easy to kill and the hordes and hordes of multiple enemies are now blade-sponges
marble solar
I can't stand artificial difficulty like that and I still blame Borderlands for it
UVH to be precise
hazy rune
overpowered would be a better example
you could play through uvh as krieg without any items
distant ember
UVH was a good balance of difficulty im my experience
distant ember
couldnt run around and eat shit like before, cant cheese enemies, needed dps and other weapons with roles for enemies
I believe overpowered is made for that absurdity
hazy rune
yêt it doesn't require you to grind new gear every time you level up and it isn't hairpullingly difficult
uvh that is
overpowered is stupid without inventory editing tools
distant ember
its for those diehard fellas
hazy rune
the dps difference between the exact same two guns with one being two overpowered levels behind is more than double
it forces every character to use dpuh since it's the only decent weapon you can get that doesn't rely on luck to obtain
that said it was the cheapest way to add "content" to the game
which is why bl3 is probably going to see the same thing three or four years from now
quasi yacht
this is non drg related chat, we need memes
distant ember
safe ore
pulsar root
warm thistle
gray pond
analog tulip
Pure evil!
twin cipher
@valid vapor BURN THE HERETIC
analog tulip
The game actually improved since launch
twin cipher
There can be only one Voxel mining game!
analog tulip
Fair
frank lodge
Going where no man has gone before... because he a dwarf
proud horizon
Minecraft:
outer venture
Minecraft didn't improve cuz Minecraft was best even in beta
proud horizon
I don’t think you understood the joke...
outer venture
Well ma bad
hidden harbor
proud horizon
someone said there can only be one good voxel mining game and I responded with that
fierce cobalt
No
proud horizon
Nope
outer venture
Ah I see
proud horizon
the joke still works
fierce cobalt
Not really?
fierce cobalt
Understandable, have a nice day
proud horizon
don’t tell me what to do
fierce cobalt
Understandable, have a nice day
proud horizon
No
fierce cobalt
Understandable
proud horizon
yes
frank lodge
16 times the works
noble falcon
topaz harness
i believe you took those from the reddit page
sullen veldt
i put them there in the first place
topaz harness
the last one was talking about the vampire skill
sullen veldt
yes
distant ember
Funfact, drinking is part of a flexible healthy dwarf's wakeup routine.
sullen veldt
how tf is it not spilling out
distant ember
aggressive slurping
potent quail
each mug has artifical gravity that only allows the brew to flow out from a single channel thus making it so there is never any spills
topaz harness
quasi yacht
did anyone notice that the driller yells YEET! sometimes when he throws the axes?
prime current
yeah, it's one of his new shout
fierce cobalt
not drg
you've committed one of the classic blunders
also KKK and Nazis is the biggest NO for a verified Discord server
Delete this
unique moth
thorn lake
@reef valley None of that here.
violet lance
DRG related asbestos only \owo\
marsh river
Jacob, I tried watching the stream while playing, but it got too distracting hearing DRG while playing DRG... So the only news I got was that you were streaming DDs now once a week? Was there other information you teasered for us? 🙂
proud horizon
Every single supporter dwarf be like:
prime current
maybe first week, but after we switch to other items ^^
marsh river
The only golden armor which is good is scout and engy, and driller
Weapons have way better skins now with the update...
The helmet is nice but silly :3
leaden plover
So I'm not the only one who noticed something up with the dignified elder
thorn lake
@marsh river that was a maybe 😄
proud horizon
ahhh the skins... my inner completionist having a party while I know full well im only gonna use the supporter skins...
vagrant carbon
final saddle
more like the start of We Will Rock You
ebon cloud
clink of the cheers against eachother
potent quail
Modify the barrel explosion sound or layer and pitch shift the barrel impact sound
frank lodge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322078639237890049/627319035129757754/2019-09-27_19-25-32_Trim.mp4 Moment you realize you should have picked that other faction to work for in Deep Rock.
@lofty coyote
main peak
frank lodge
can thank Zamboni for that clip
vivid path
lootbugs are boneless glyphids change my mind
haughty quartz
🅱oneless?
vivid path
they got no 🅱ones
upper perch
lime forum
Glyphids have bones on the outside
But lootbugs are too jiggly to have an exoskeleton
Lootbugs don't look like they have any bones actually, so yah, lootbugs are boneless glyphids
polar sorrel
hoarder is BONELESS hes model stretches his butt glitches out between the rock when hes running away while his forward body is still running Horder best BONELESS loot bugs does not stretch loot bugs not that cool as hoarder 
epic inglish right here
hoarder best bae
he be always screechin REEEEE and running away with your 40 crafting minerals
or baiting you to the cave full of leeches while you spend all your ammo
tardy spire
Hoarder = boneless loot raptor?
polar sorrel
Aight look let me get that Hoarder 🅱ONELESS
distant ember
When you kill the bulk but then the flying projectile kills you right after and there Is no red sugar nearby
polar sorrel
when you get stomped by bulk get red sugat but only like 1 health and forgot he deals fire damge too and die
and lose the game for everyone
sad
based on a true story
bright hedge
When you are loading in to a game and this starts playing
bright hedge
:)
sturdy thicket
welcome to the void
rotund lotus
quick sundial
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427950733854507028/627332615375945739/Range-1.jpg
When u got that power attack ready
wanton willow
timber wasp
me: can I have 
mom: no we have at home
at home
wanton willow
THE CUBE
timber wasp
CUBICAL
quasi yacht
ROUND
wanton willow
BLAMMO
scenic goblet
distant ember
Excellent work.
amber creek
Devs
let us take barels on missions
and give us achievement "Take barrel on mission and return with it back"
wanton willow
B A R R E L R O Y A L E
elfin vessel
Companion Barrel: Bring a barrel with you through a mining expedition, and into the extraction drop pod.
Once back in the spacerig, incinerate the barrel.
silver echo
Simulation theory or what it’s like to play games with me:
https://youtu.be/4unzfPD0MaM
wanton willow
An gunner armor that is just a barrel with the arm holes carved out
distant ember
We found it.
celest coral
It was never to be found...
@distant ember you've been in that round for 1hr?
nvm thats current playtime my b
distant ember
Took us 20 mins to complete it @celest coral
celest coral
gotcha
worthy loom
@amber creek I've got that same name for the same mission today too... Anyone on your team with the name Grantelbart back then?
velvet steeple
distant ember
civic swallow
rone and stock*
vernal crescent
ronk n stonk to the bonk
fierce cobalt
Røk stœn tu böne
vernal crescent
sten och sten broder
quasi yacht
STROCK
bright hedge
two
dry trout
"How many twos would you like?" Yes
marble solar
How many two's is too many two's
shy helm
needs two more twos
wise depot
quasi yacht
not funny didnt laugh
minor wave
tough crowd
vivid path
is it bad i considered doing this months ago when i played with a friend who really likes revolver ocelot?
patent basin
So uh... What's the best union?
gleaming lodge
patent basin
I assumed it wasn't a competition, but my friend is demanding I join the Cave Crawlers, but I'd rather join the Dirt Diggers.
You know what crawls through caves? Glyphids. And I ain't no bug!
trail sentinel
as long as you're playing together you can contribute to both chapter's goals at the same time
so do what you like
as long as one person on a team is in a chapter, any actions completed by the team that qualify will count towards the goal completion
patent basin
Is it possible to change unions once you've joined? or is it a commitment?
gleaming lodge
can't change as far as i know
trail sentinel
you can change once a month at a cost of 5k credits, during the recruitment period
gleaming lodge
Good to know thanks
warm raven
silver echo
I was going to pick green next recruitment round because it looked like they had low engagement when I was picking last time
dry trout
I guess the fee just got added?
trail sentinel
it was always there, it's just not active as a choice for more than one week at a time
eternal spire
when someone doesn't get your joke
ornate dock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moubbjw1QYE&feature=youtu.be
why do these ideas come always after midnight?
lucid root
What if we aren't actually dwarves mining in a cave but like....a videogame?
dry trout
Do you want to punch yourself in the nose or let me do it?
thick thunder
ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU IZZIT
fading falcon
FOR KARL!
minor wave
Karl's jr would have some beefy af burgers
edgy comet
I have transformed in to 90% beard, fellas.
elfin plover
ah yes a fellow beard gremlin
wispy vale
waiting for beads like
fading falcon
this offends me I'm a beardless leaf lover
native birch
cant wait to get my beads guys
deep crater
hyped for those bead physics
primal vessel
When the Glyphids decide they'll minigun you back:
distant ember
Had a similar egg mission today
The spawn had five cave leeches three breeders and five spitballers
It was part of our core assignment though so even though we wiped we went right back to it
fiery ermine
needs more beard
dry bolt
no drilelr matrix cores from the breach the core assignment, I feel targeted.
midnight fern
@fiery ermine I'm on my phone doing this. Feel free to add the beards
marble solar
Haz 5:
"This is a simple mining mission."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEkPWcIP0k0
fiery latch
red fable
i think everyone on these unions had that struggle
frankly we should just fuse em and make a different 3rd union called Leaf Lovers
bronze spire
"when you try to bunker down under the uplink on last deep dive and the game sends 2 detonators onto your position"
bright hedge
and you already have 3 dwarfs down so you can't send someone out of the zone to lure them away
timber wasp
playing gunner like
modest topaz
🅱old 🅱old
robust plume
haha
bronze spire
@frank lodge you are a strong and independent lure that needs no holoprojection
i really want a skin for the lure that is basically just a small version of a downed engineer
frank lodge
hah
clear helm
frank lodge
lure 2.0
bronze spire
"attracts glyphids way more than youd like..."
when you order 2 full rounds of glyphid slammers
sturdy inlet
oh hey, thats the picture of that one time I killed you Asha
marble solar
When you call out a Glyphid Menace to the team
https://gfycat.com/legitimatewarlikejaeger
frank lodge
lol
deft cave
anyone have the image of mission control headset?
deft cave
do you have a png of just the headset?
eternal spire
no, I don't
eternal spire
has it ever been cut out by anyone though
deft cave
yeah I think so
high dust
gamer headset
distant ember
dry trout
Barrel and Beer!
distant ember
barrel
lunar thistle
thorn lake
green cave
Just curious, has anyone made Doug Dimmadwarf yet or am I the only one so far?
green cave
Good, Id be dissapointed if I was the first
trail sentinel
Doctor eggdwarf
tender anchor
@deft cave Here ya go laddie
thorn lake
I need to put that on Twitter too
polar heath
I've an idea for a meme, where is that pink reclamator driller image and who do I need to ask if I can use it?
potent quail
Asking to use meme images.
Be true to the meme spirit and just make it with no regards to who or where it came from
static oasis
there is only kale and carrot juice
near sentinel
The bugs don't eat dwarves
Instead they try to convert them to veganism
swift flame
If I have to choose between kale and getting ripped apart by alien bugs I'd already be bug food
wintry agate
Now that would be a DRG level threat
swift flame
There's a hidden level in the games code where you drop into a wholefoods store and fight leaf lovers
marsh river
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565850434376302613/628006473238052877/Screenshot_20190930-011131.png
When you're in bed on your mobile phone and the addiction kicks in...
deep crater
frank lodge
This must be the pets of our dwarves? https://tenor.com/view/cat-bed-hair-after-nap-gif-10328302
careful to not get too attached
swift flame
He looks like a 90 year old war veteran that just heard some balloons pop
mighty tundra
minor chasm
I want that generator for my D&D sessions n stuff like that
manic sedge
@deft cave You inspired me.
fiery ermine
Do D&D players play all-dwarf parties that often?
wanton aurora
Depends on the group
If you get everyone on board with a specific idea it can be really fun. But unless you do that people are going to come with a bunch of unrelated puzzle pieces and then mash them together until someone gets butthurt one player murdered another NPC from their backstory or something.
But getting an all same background party together can be beautiful and hilarious. Like having an all monk party inevitably descends into some Kung fu meme territory where everyone is role playing as either Buddha or Lu Bu
wanton aurora
Depends on the group
Once I got a party of all short races including one person just playing a sentient cat
The running joke was that when he missed a session he’d just seemingly disappear and then reappear in the middle of the group sleeping and no one would notice when he left or where he came from. Regardless of how illogical it was.
Just cat things
lime forum
All ___ Parties can be fun
All monk party gets hilarious
Tho the all drow party I was in had a TPK before the first encounter
Damn dwarf otherkin elves, don't get a thing
lean jungle
I just got back from DMing an all cleric, all dwarf one-shot we titled "The A-Men". About one hour of shenanigans while drinking in a tavern was had before we got to the actual dungeon.
tight orbit
outer thorn
imagine when you land all 4 dwarves say they have to take a dump
calm spade
Got bored and did this
nimble ledge
Management attempts a surprise inspection by trying to sneak onto a drop pod disguised as a dwarf
signal shard
management
ever getting near a drop pod entrance
nimble ledge
Still funny tho
scarlet jolt
thorn lake
Red Sugar in a can!
gleaming geyser
iron canyon
@thorn lake sounds like a new consumable 👀
robust plume
kek
patent basin
Oof
rustic parcel
Nice
edgy comet
Nice
outer venture
Nice
civic swallow
Nice
crystal trellis
Nice
gray karma
Nice
trail sentinel
it's ok I guess
civic swallow
you
fallow tree
Here's some facts about Karl: http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random?firstName=Dwarf&exclude=[nerdy,explicit]&lastName=Karl
foggy plaza
True story: When the update was released and I wasn't aware how Cargo Crates worked, the google results looked like this:
(it got cleared up once I actually wrote the full name)
proud horizon
Breaking News: Mining team snorts 77 million credits worth of red sugar found in illegal cargo crate
foggy plaza
77 million credits worth of red sugar lost in transit
proud horizon
Watch it, it’s highly addictive
foggy plaza
Miners deny any involvement but profusely ask if anyone would like to dance
polar heath
Does anyone have the pink driller reclamator base image?
tropic topaz
I have seen with my own eyes now, that Bulk Detonators are in fact eldritch beings that do not dig out of the earth to spawn, but rather, simply pop into existance.
This leads me to believe the ghost detonator is in fact not a ghost, but a newly born detonator.
hard heart
ionic drum
i need to know who makes these
rocky aurora
https://i.imgur.com/m6BvTc9.png
We should be allowed to salute at any time, including when already saluting
tender anchor
You have just invented a new pickaxe
elfin mural
it's the karlaxe
storm zenith
mine twice as fast
thorn lake
The Pickarlxe
tender anchor
but it needs oily olafs to function
wise depot
supporter pickaxe skin has less durability than the normal pick but is stronger
cosmic flume
durability
nimble ledge
Karl doesn't use a pick he hits rocks with the hardest tool known to dwarves. Another dwarf's skull
frozen anchor
Uhhh
sour tendon
thorn lake
too lewd @crystal trellis
crystal trellis
whoops, my bad
thorn lake
gentle yarrow
Dammit, missed the lewd
crystal trellis
it was just a silly meme don't worry
frosty tangle
quasi yacht
the flamethrower is nice
copper wharf
this meme was made by driller gang
marble solar
Main reason I stick with cryo cannon: Breeders
hybrid hearth
Drill gang represent,
marble solar
Naedocyte Breeders: H-
Me: https://youtu.be/_QkKOTsW8jk
edgy comet
I'd use the flamethrower if it didn't suck fuel up so fast
hybrid hearth
im decently new and just got the cryocannon. Def different from the flamethrower, going to be trying it out more with friends later
edgy comet
I've still yet to properly try out the Cryo cannon's alt fire thing
snow cove
edgy comet
begone
rocky dawn
civic swallow
i mean,he's not completely wrong
rocky dawn
Me after playing EDD from morning to midnight and not winning a single
a single... dive
timber sable
rocky dawn
@timber sable i like the fact he has a hat on top of a helmet
amber creek
timber sable
yeah i was too lazy to edit that out
distant ember
It's actually awesome, so don't feel bad
civic swallow
I have a question for you
If everything on hoxxess disappears if it's not supported and floats in the air
Why doesn't the entire planet or that floatong part disappear
dry trout
fun reason: the planet is being supported by a very thin pole that is not able to be seen and keeps everything from breaking
dry trout
you right
chrome widget
Hoxxes is so inhospitable even physics doesn't like it there
distant ember
Reality is so scared it reduces its own voxel resolution
dry trout
good explination
distant ember
dry trout
explanation
distant ember
So driller jackaled down to 16 px is bravest driller
That is less afraid than literal Everything is
round bramble
distant ember
Getting his beard wet
dry trout
that more so
distant ember
But hoxxes has no liquids only beer and goo
dry trout
the goo just makes everything sticky
round bramble
dry trout
round bramble
dry trout
round bramble
civic swallow
bronze spire
more like
💀 💀 
💀
from most of my experience engi takes a nap face first on the floor with sentry is finishing the job
night cypress
tfw a fall occurs in the snow biome
tender anchor
frank lodge
elfin mural
I am getting prepared for spookymonth
native birch
nice
elfin mural
nice, brother
tiny plume
Noice
distant ember
little lantern
to fight ghost bulk detonator, you must become ghost bulk detonator
quasi yacht
is drg a sexist game because there are no female dwarfs?
or maybe there are females but i dont distinguish female dwarfs?
manic sedge
All dwarfs look the same gender, that's why you never notice the female dwarfs as a dumb leaf lover. If you were a superior dwarf, you'd notice the sexiness to their beards.
trail sentinel
quasi yacht
you dont insult me you beardless blunderbuss, I am a human not a gnelf
astral vigil
timber wasp
rocky aurora
OMFG this meme very relatable
little lantern
everyone laughts at the gunner until he snaps and throws a grenade on his feet
fallow tree
the little red fist is the symbol to throw cluster grenades at your feet right?
timber wasp
Related to this one I posted yesterday
calm spade
Just gonna be taking these
gray karma
happy spooktober everyone
tender anchor
gray karma
Nice
marble solar
Spoop it! Now!
near bay
frosty tangle
elfin mural
you sniffin boolo caps there miner? that's the most refreshing sound a Dwarf can hear
brave verge
disregard mules, acquire kyoob
serene orchid
that cube is one bullet away from instand depression
tender anchor
Kyoobs
restive pivot
Better qyestion is can I do this to a Bismor deposit or something
cunning gorge
yes
static oasis
I saw orange in spoilers and my heart skipped a beat
distant ember
Is it offensive for non-Dirt Diggers to say What's up my Digga? I'm asking for a friend.
unreal lichen
absolutely apprehensible i can't believe you! im gonna cry!
potent quail
Just dont say it with a hard r
sudden shuttle
Digger?
brave verge
we you and the boys do 2 rounds of glyphid slammers right before the drop
short lantern
That's Leaf Lover talk.
distant ember
I feel sorry for that greenbeard gunner, being dragged into that.
lyric turtle
Pa, Greenbeards. Real Dwarfs go in after hitting 3 rounds of Glyphid slammers
indigo cedar
lyric turtle
hmm, I wonder if you can make it to the mission with 4 rounds. 🤔
dry trout
haughty quartz
"Unrobed let-down" is a surprisingly fitting name for a salvage operation.
native birch
now that is an owo moment
potent quail
and the devs say no lewd
dry trout
owo
native birch
hey I didnt make the name
distant ember
Naked shaft is still the best
lucid atlas
Unrobed ______ and you got yourself a meme
civic swallow
...lootbugs?
uwu
inner badger
Meem
near bay
civic swallow
MeeM!
civic swallow
MeeM above all!
(i am a mere meemdic,though)
Also i mean...it was somewhat relative to the topic
Do you really have to booo every damn joke
distant ember
My life is essence of boo so yes i have to
civic swallow
HMMMMMM
fiery ermine
No really, board the drop pod
fiery ermine
was engi
nobody had ammo because some smart guy decided to launch the minehead immediately
novel fulcrum
@lime forum Shield only helps <H5
On H5 Bulk doesn't give a fuck to shield defense it does 50% thru your shield
So ~2 hits of his
buoyant jay
Message from management: "please dont put beards on the gunner... beard and gunners do not mix!"
Source: me trying beards on the armors, and finding they are either fused with the armor in an ugly manner, or have a constant twitch...
Making me wish we had an option so the beard could be put inside the armor like it used to XP
Oh, and the corp marine helmet doesnt mix either with any armor but the MK2 or the stripped down mk4 (and that one doesnt feel gunner-like)
shell panther
I got two gilded beards for the Gunner, crafted both at extortionate cost, and both clip through all four sets of armour really badly 😦
buoyant jay
Yeah, same... i got a GLORIOUS BEARD... fucks with all armors but the stripped down one
shell panther
at least it fits on the stripped down one
kinda takes the fun out of the cosmetics though when you spend the effort to get them, then spend 60k credits and resources to unlock them, only for them to be unusable 😢
buoyant jay
Yup... uless you like them clipping through shit XP
civic swallow
Mk 5 works fairly fine with beards
And why have a beard when you can have a glorious moustache
Moustaches > beards
gleaming lodge
found the manling
distant ember
Beard + moustache >> beard or moustache separately
buoyant jay
The only excuse to go mustache only is if you want to make an Eggman engineer
untold urchin
When compressed gold just really loves you.
mighty tundra
buoyant jay
And the store beards are mostly ok with the gunner mk5 (they seem twitchy though, struggling to stay on top of the model)... but the forged ones create an unholy fusion of armor and beard. Is that kind of facial hair issue covered by the insurance?
restive pivot
Deep Rock seriously need to invest in some better facial hair
novel fulcrum
@mighty tundra I want deep dives everyday
wicked oriole
I have the MK5 gunner suit and like every beard so far has had horrible clipping/twitching issues
It sucks so much that you can't preview beards in the forge because you have no idea how it'll even look like
lost sorrel
i believe someone made a reddit post covering every oc and beards
errant merlin
shell panther
pff, Oktoberfest hat or bust
untold urchin
My Gunner looks like Hagrid decked out it gold armor and a quarter his normal height, and I'm not changing it.
sage roost
Had Mission Control a happy hour?
opal galleon
Why is the elimination icon green
olive pelican
it's just that colour now
shell panther
I feel like it should still be red, but eh
rotund lotus
I told them that it should stay red multiple times
sharp stratus
We changed it from Red because it was sharing the color with the Warning icons, which produced some undesirable effects. Whether it should stay the green it is now though, that remains up for debate.
distant ember
well it makes sense in that case
opal galleon
How about make it pink
wicked oriole
why not orange since it's dreadnought colour and make mining green
Since it's morkite colour
wicked oriole
Or are we getting more hunts besides dred
opal galleon
Well isn't point extraction green
wicked oriole
Morkite is emerald ish so we are both right
Point extraction should be blue
aghh
elfin mural
I'd say blue-green
wicked oriole
And then mules yellow
Blue-green = emerald
so yeah
Egg = Purple (maybe pink-ish? because organic material colour)
Extract = Light blue (aquarc)
Hunt = Orange (dread)
Mining = Dark blue-dark green (emerald - morkite)
Salvage = Yellow (mini-mule)
This would make a lot more sense @sharp stratus
distant ember
100 hours past two weeks.
shadow marten
We need more digging
bronze spire
"Moustaches > beards" moustaches are just beards for your under nose area
same as hair is just beard for the top of your head
quasi yacht
and sideburns?
elfin mural
i just go with the Walrus, Mighty Muttonchops, and the Big and Bulbous.
shell panther
yes, it used to be green
lucid flint
why was that changed?
distant ember
green goes more along with the other colors id say
rotund lotus
@distant ember @sharp stratus it doesn't make sense, now it looks like the anomaly color
timber sable
i did a thing
static oasis
that would be a good april's fool
the raise of the lootbugs!
they got tired of getting squished, now they go Bulk-Boom!
gleaming lodge
mimic lootbug
dry trout
get too close and it just blows up
dry trout
instead of their normal, they make gurgling noises
static oasis
yes, a good mix of high and low pitched sound for the hearing impaired
timber sable
What about they finally implement that loot bug warrior fan concept art so people like me get shafted
static oasis
I need more of that loot bug warrior!
timber sable
found it, it is brawler not warrior
dry trout
No stinking alien is gonna take my gold!
willow plaza
Sheckles
static oasis
Schnitzels!
dry trout
is it Octoberfest already!?
willow plaza
I’d frick a lootbug no homo tho
tender anchor
civic swallow