I got out like half an hour ago but... thank, I guess?
#drg-memes-no-talk
candid scaffold
blissful roost
well get stuck again then so it counts
thorn lake
You could do it!
candid scaffold
Now my legs are jammed into the grate.
I am a master at getting stuck
is there a way to get out without restarting the whole game?
just had to create and disband team.
vast mesa
I honestly got to applaud your ability to get stuck that easily
distant ember
I've never found a single glitch in the game.
quasi yacht
lies
cunning gorge
What about barrel physics?
tardy idol
thts a feature
vast mesa
Its a Surprise Feature
lucid flint
Which achievement?
nova dawn
the one where you need to ride a barrel for 3 secs
distant ember
i accidentally made it
lucid flint
i easily did it
but i used to ride barrels way before that
i mean i just loved how you could go faster
so i tried to learn how to do it to show off to my friends
tender anchor
Mood
weary bough
not wearing a pijama
inner badger
does the DRG have a fumigation wing
tender anchor
thorn lake
tender anchor
@glass thicket
glass thicket
haha diggy hole's bizzare adventure battle in hoxxis
marble solar
You thought it was another mere Exploder Infestation but it was me, Deto!
zealous plaza
marble solar
zealous plaza
The team is split up and fighting off a swarm and Greenbeard McUrist just found the last egg
tender anchor
lusty cipher
diggy dig unto doom? didn't know you were into hardcore metal like that
or sorry
"death metal"
winged cairn
Not a meme but each time I see this, my eyes bleed..
someone make a ''oh no it's retarded'' meme lol
vast mesa
Mission Terminal 7
rotund ether
hello!
distant ember
it's me!
glass thicket
tawdry halo
boreal coyote
When you realize this whole time you have been saluting Karl but you don't know who Karl is you have to consult the wiki
ember beacon
nobody really knows, yet
but there's another line when fighting that I've heard, something along the lines of "that one's for karl"
sturdy inlet
Karl is the Janitor
heady crater
wary quiver
Need a light?
golden spade
but when is karl?
boreal coyote
Why is Karl?
glass thicket
already got that one
cloud marlin
golden spade
what if Karl is the manager?
sturdy inlet
Karl is the Janitor
granite imp
karl is my dad
granite imp
^
sturdy inlet
where are we
quasi yacht
Karl stands for: Kill All Remaining Leeches
hollow cloud
Most likely Karl is a fifth dwarf from the team, and he died
That's why we don't have a medic
marble solar
Brothers
Today
We are all Karl
sturdy inlet
hes the Janitor
spring ivy
Hes dead
spring ivy
Zombie janitor cook?
spring ivy
Jacob aint the bible
sturdy inlet
prove me wrong
round finch
idk then
spring ivy
Im a billionaire, prove me wrong
thorn lake
You're a wordplay on a german sausage @spring ivy
Also, anything I say is probably a lie and not lore.
marble solar
Diabeetus
prime current
probably is all i needed to trust you
lyric turtle
I mean, it aint cannon unless its part of the game
marble solar
canon
lyric turtle
Meh, close enough
thorn lake
There's cannons in the game. So they're canon.
No canoes. So they're not canon. Or cannon.
marble solar
No cameras either, so they're not Kanon
left grove
Are the bullets of the autocannon automatically canon then? 🤔
dull compass
If Karl was a bus driver I would respect him even more yknow
fathom spade
Karl is still kind of cool as a big mystery.
pastel quartz
Karl is like Agi Hammerthief only he's a bro.
Also, I'm hyped for Deep Dives but I'm kinda worried I'll come around a corner and run into some of this:
https://imgur.com/lbIoX
tender anchor
Mactera grabbers are inappropriate
static oasis
lucid flint
it took me way too long to notice the beard
static oasis
I found it on the facebook of dead gentlemen >.>
the makes of gamers, journey quest and moar
clear helm
Life is like a cucumber. One day it is in your hands and another day its in your ass.
robust plume
I think you've got the wrong place
prime current
You can also just make a salad out of it, no need to "fall" on it
proud horizon
Or you could pickle it
little lantern
when you join a game and your drop pod lands 2 meters away from a bulk detonator
frank vale
vast mesa
dunno which one of you made their dwarf into Mario first but here's my take on it and I'd like to thank you for the idea, might need to spruce up the hair color tho
distant ember
It's a stone, Luigi... You didn't make it!
grave yacht
green paint for hats when
vast mesa
soon hopefully
distant ember
that's why i'm asking for armor skins so we can have lime green for Luigi
distant ember
Luigi engie + mario scout
vast mesa
perfection 👌
grave yacht
wondering how you’d manage armor/clothing paint since color is how you tell which class is which usually
distant ember
not really
you already have icons when using laser pointer
and the caves are dark anyway
so the color is irrelevant
you already difference classes by what they're doing
distant ember
there's tons of class based shooters with visual customization
no problems in any of them regarding players being confused
people can be stupid, but not to that extent
I love how Destiny uses silhouettes for that purpose. Titans have massive pauldrons, Hunters have hoods and Warlocks have robes, so their shapes are easy to distinguish no matter the color scheme
lucid flint
When they are down they look identical
weary bough
gold armor is pretty bad
distant ember
well yeah lol
weary bough
some classes look the same, especially when downed, if they have supporter armor. driller/gunner especially
welll, colour. both are pretty bulky
lucid flint
I distinguish by weapon mostly
distant ember
they should glow in their own flare color
lucid flint
Eh
weary bough
arent costum flare colours going to be a thing eventually? i think i saw that on the trello page
grave yacht
TF2 uses models mainly
distant ember
we have those, but only in laser pointer mode
lucid flint
Adding them onto suits could held
Help
And add customization options
Make achievements wearable stickers on your armour
distant ember
personally i don't think we need that much help to identify classes, for new players maybe
even when downed, you just look at your hud and see the red portrait dude
lusty cipher
in reality
Luigi actually made Hoxxes
It's a stone luigi, you made it.
I Chiseled it!
tender anchor
velvet oar
They will never find me in my fort of barrels.
glass thicket
gets 1000 hours in clicker game just to leave bad review
pastel quartz
"Oh, that's the driller over there."
- me, every time I see a gunner in gold armor
lapis fiber
^2,000% me every time.
vast mesa
WARIO TIME
distant ember
WHAAAAAA
pastel quartz
Just had a wipe because Betsy blew up a Dreadnaught cocoon while we weren't ready.
Deep Rock seriously needs to invest in some better equipment.
spring ivy
improv time
marble solar
Sounds like the Glyphids seriously need to invest in some better eggs
glass thicket
not gonna lie yeah
the egg collection is putting the dreadnaught hunters out of buisness
i wanna see a new endgame area requires all dwarves to be lv30+ and the last mission is what happens if you dont pop the dreadnaught egg
fun fact: im a neon rainbow and you're no fun EDIT-- pls dont ask me about RWBY i havent seen it but i have all the songs on beatsaber pls dont sue me
marble solar
I'd be surprised if one of these Deep Dives doesn't include fighting a Glyphid Queen who's even worse than the Dreadnaughts
vast mesa
She has every trait the Glyphids have and a few of her own
Making her the biggest challenge the players will ever face
unkempt plover
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560508432738942998/589137031037190153/ill-have-you-5b9ef0.png
thorn lake
That meme counts as a report.
unkempt plover
what
marble solar
One time, Karl was bitten by a Glyphid Acidspitter. After three days of excrutiating pain, the Glyphid died.
unkempt plover
xd
olive hill
How do you even get the error cubes anyway
prime current
skills
unkempt plover
it's a mineral
prime current
pure skills
olive hill
Oh
unkempt plover
there are some weird stone struktures poking out of the bottom or wall or ceiling
prime current
you need to have at least this | | beard to find it
marble solar
When you see what look like salt crystals with a purple glow behind them, start digging
Hoxxes IV's ecosystem is just a list of creatures Karl allows to live.
quasi yacht
all is great but where are the blacksmith dwarves? they sure have to forge somewhere
glass thicket
quasi yacht
we need the forge
normal moss
misty raft
aight thats pretty good
robust plume
@unkempt plover repost
misty raft
clever
nimble ledge
split palm
ＩＴ＇Ｓ Ａ ＭＩＮＥＲＡＬ
deep crater
fierce cobalt
as a texan i approve
glass thicket
texas gang
lament nexus
Howdy y'all
tribal elm
When you find a bittergem
noble falcon
Anyone mind sending a pick of the salt pits area
Pic*. Sorry im on 4 glypid slammers
hot lily
zenith goblet
repost?
lyric turtle
Most posts in this chat are reposts
There are few with the Iron Will to create memes for us
glass thicket
i did some questionable keyboard modding tonight
took key caps off old 90's keyboard put them on my gaming keyboard
glass thicket
no its membrane
the spacebar capslock and some numpad keys were different but thats it
also im using caps lock as spacebar
also the F keys have the functions on em so i had to keep those
distant ember
Yo where the fuck my driller taking me
boreal inlet
thorn lake
@boreal inlet Hahaha
boreal inlet
@thorn lake hahaha
brazen sable
thanks for game
sturdy inlet
Saved that thonk gif, it’s glorious
vast mesa
Same
abstract widget
tender anchor
sturdy inlet
She doesn’t have a beard = not worth your time
vast mesa
You arent getting paid by the hour you know
lament nexus
😏
clear helm
not as sad as Rejected Armpit
tender anchor
simple jacinth
hahahaha
marble solar
has the best, sexiest Driller picture for an avi
Engineer role
This is why I have trust issues
tender anchor
I engineer the memes, not drill them
marble solar
Meme's done! Go get 'em, boy!
cold lion
hasty fable
vernal copper
I had a mission named bottomless armpit
I need to remember to screencap mission names...
weary bough
something something witty morning wood joke
hollow cloud
MORNING STONE
marble solar
TO THE BONE
quasi yacht
resurrection by erection
quasi yacht
lotsa reactions to that song of Powerwolf
tender anchor
pine root
this channel is amazing XD
lapis ether
I WAS WATCHING THAT
topaz chasm
:P
lapis ether
tyrant
sturdy inlet
Hahaha
lapis ether
poster joined yesterday and its their first and only post
sturdy inlet
Hey giraffey ^^
lapis ether
well it wasnt anything so bad that they should be kicked either
sturdy inlet
Nope, idk what that was
lapis ether
but they do have an anime profile picture
topaz chasm
i just deleted a post 🤔
lapis ether
now i forgot who posted it so cant punish >: |
topaz chasm
i took a screenshot sheesh
sturdy inlet
Woah, nice
lofty coyote
giraffey mod 10/10
grave yacht
guess this is what happens when you have active mods
delet and screenshot everything
sturdy inlet
Best community 10/10
topaz chasm
yeahh screenshot then delete mmhmm 👍 i have been moderating for years sooo no worries :P
lapis ether
it was smugtori i remembered sheesh
prime current
I have no idea what was deleted, but i'm sure giraffey only screenshoted it for its personnal collection of lewds
fluid dagger
Did I miss lewd dwarf pics? 
late cargo
deep crater
If it's a squat, then it's hot.
distant ember
How can you tell if its a female
sturdy inlet
what
distant ember
The beards
sturdy inlet
theres no visible different between male and female dwarf
but im pretty sure the scout and engie are female
due to longer beards
sturdy inlet
the other reason that driller and gunner dont have beards is because rotating parts
distant ember
Huh makes sense
Thatd also make sense due to mic interference from mission control
boreal inlet
you gonna die. i gonna die. we gonna die. but.... NOT TODAY. 
sturdy inlet
make that your profile pic
lucid flint
People only now realize that their drill and miniguns are death traps for long beards?
primal vessel
Not if proper safety protocols are being followed and an adequate amount of Beardguards are in place.
distant ember
that's why gunner and driller armors usually discourage the use of long beards
distant ember
words to live by
twin vale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7F4Aq2-uG8 Can we get this as a custom pick axe or perhaps even a superduper melee weapon?
proud horizon
This dude looks and sounds like a dwarf making all the better
distant ember
now that's a ☼Spledgehammer☼
umbral sparrow
"SledgeHammer"
marble solar
By Pleter Glabriel
keen flame
I see what you did there
tender anchor
thorn lake
@tender anchor https://twitter.com/JoinDeepRock/status/1134067579570577409
opal galleon
What teaser
tender anchor
@thorn lake
thorn lake
@opal galleon It's an old tweet.
opal galleon
What does the road map look like right now
sturdy inlet
stray pebble
when she says she'll do anything to stay with you
tender anchor
willow folio
when they wall you in
minor belfry
Everyone and their ancestors have done that at least thrice to their friends.
umbral sparrow
Isn’t there a achievement for having 4 barrels in the launcher?
rotund lotus
ya
tender anchor
rotund lotus
does this count as meme
fierce cobalt
yes
lofty coyote
Finally, some delicious memes
tender anchor
weary bough
sturdy inlet
@topaz chasm The message 2 lines above
topaz chasm
thanks
ancient grotto
glad I copied it for my friends "Crappy Pasta Library" lol
sturdy inlet
sorry for the ping btw
topaz chasm
you did exactly what you should do @sturdy inlet
civic swallow
Late but...where’d you even get that image for “absolutely disgusting” meme...it definitely was in old fan art showcase...but now it’s gone
Weird stuff
Asking for a friend,obviously
sturdy inlet
You mean the Welcome to Hoxxes poster?
weary bough
there's even a generator for that one.
https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/36914975/Absolutely-Disgusting
your google-fu is weak
or do you mean the lewd glyphid
civic swallow
Good stuff
We need more good stuff
We need dreadnought stuff
ok I’ll stop
Still not sure how they are called in English...Dreadnought,Dreadnaught?who the hell cares
...I play the game in Russian...so I honestly don’t know
-side note:ihaku is a weeb
lofty coyote
You know you're horny and alone if you ask for the same lewd Glyphid picture again and again.
civic swallow
It’s...the first time?
lofty coyote
It's like the 4th time someone asked of it
civic swallow
Yes
But I haven’t before
And mate I didn’t ask for your evaluation of what I’m into
lofty coyote
Now you're triggered. Ill head out.
civic swallow
Nah it’s fine
stoic granite
Clearly people are in need of pinups of dwarfen women.
civic swallow
Glyphids > dwarves
misty raft
drink more slammer
civic swallow
Yeah probably
zenith goblet
sturdy inlet
unreal lichen
hoxxes is just the planet all the bread was teleported to
novel gazelle
ancient grotto
at the risk of giving the devs horrible ideas... https://imgur.com/gallery/j46qciV
(link for audio)
I'm sure I'll be seeing that in the game and in my nightmares soon
young pagoda
nope.avi
ancient grotto
I retract, they're basically just the cave leech https://media3.giphy.com/media/Kuwsb11xkmXkc/giphy.gif
we're safe bois they're already here
weary bough
they remind me of those jellyfish worms in subnautica
spiral tide
Think the worms called the Bobbit Worm
And I could see them as inspiration for the Crab Snake off subnautica
patent musk
Is this #non-drg-chat or #drg-memes-no-talk? I see only off topic worm discussions
quasi yacht
i see holes prettier than that
ancient grotto
new enememes
barren hawk
when you rock and stone but you end up stone and rock
clear helm
When you are low on health and there is a cliff.
So you stood there and wondering if your live has any meaning
And then the teammate's flamethrower is pointing toward you
misty raft
after 2 clusters land right next to u
obtuse geyser
someone who owns photoshop put a beard on this for me
pls
I just used paint we good
5 minutes well spent
lofty coyote
I was gonna put a real beard but not bad 😄
obtuse geyser
that is a real beard!
minor belfry
It is a very good paint beard.
lofty coyote
Time well spent.
obtuse geyser
wish i knew how to edit brush sizes tho
lofty coyote
you used ms paint, right?
rotund ether
heio
hard pilot
when I wanna paste something on an image I just use Paint 3D :3
sleek kestrel
Bobbit worms are a blight on fishtank owners. They are sneaky buggers and a pain to get out.
quasi yacht
good enugh m8
oblique ferry
would be the best song for an online add or collab https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU
serene fjord
We all know all the songs by now xD
sturdy inlet
at this point this should deserve a kick
serene fjord
I like my own song I tried to establish for DRG... but didn't seem to catch on I guess 😛
sturdy inlet
this is the good damm 28th time we had that video posted -_-
marble solar
Only 28?
sturdy inlet
28th is still too much
marble solar
True
oblique ferry
vast mesa
Im surprised it hasnt been 58 times yet
marble solar
serene fjord
Then check my discussions suggestions thingy 😮
marble solar
Just something other than Diggy Diggy fucken Hole once in a while, is all I ask
Please
silver yarrow
"A woman came into the store one day, lookin' for a German method of coal extraction!"
oblique ferry
just play nothing but Rammstein
oblique ferry
if we went poppy why not make it unbearable. https://youtu.be/4itm0SRxAro
silver yarrow
yeah but it's not as good as submarines in space and laser-powered goblin glyphid smashers
oblique ferry
agreed
oblique ferry
this is better for that https://youtu.be/O-jOEAufDQ4
marble solar
silver yarrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM i was gonna suggest this
for goin in drunk
marble solar
Still amazed there was never an achievement for completing a mission while drunk
silver yarrow
we ought to be able to actually take barrels with us
achievement: Barrel Herder
take a barrel into a mission and successfully return it to the drop pod
marble solar
Make it a new mission type, find and kick as many barrels into the drop pod as you can before the time runs out
oblique ferry
or a mission that you have to go get beer cause the bar is out of order. The longer it takes you to complete the mission the more drunk you get
oblique ferry
in other words a mission that makes you drink beer to stay sober. SOunds weird that way but whatever
silver yarrow
Glyphid Beerspitter
oblique ferry
yes
marble solar
Fratorian
oblique ferry
giant bug with a toga
silver yarrow
its abdomen is a giant beer keg
oblique ferry
screams the house name at you the whole time
marble solar
No see I was picturing more a Frat boy Praetorian
silver yarrow
Spliffid
oblique ferry
if you do it solo then bosco becomes a drone with a keg hose
to rez he just injects you with beer
marble solar
oblique ferry
sturdy inlet
Your post wasent better Status :p
granite imp
Barrel Rescue mission for april 1st where it replaces the mini mules with small barrels and replaces the drop pod with a huge barrel
or just everyday, that could work too
hexed turtle
This message was deleted by an admin
lucid flint
(X) Doubt
astral vigil
this message cointains high quantities of Diggy Diggy Hole
civic swallow
meh what's so bad about it
after all,we kill thousands of these things every day
they should get some recognition after all
spice rose
they are THE ENEMY
weary bough
VERY fast Engineer hammering at incredible hihg speed
spice rose
saved
zealous plaza
What is this?
sturdy inlet
Number of lobbies
thorn lake
god damnit, my banhammer gif got out in the wild
wheat nymph
Saw this on Reddit, made me laugh. 😂
distant ember
Haz 5 in a nutshell
pastel quartz
waiting for the greenbeard to realize there's a Red Rock Blaster waiting for him on the bar, that's what
distant ember
i don't drink my beer and keep cheering until everyone drinks their's
alpine silo
fathom spade
Karl once went to the Virgin isles.
Now they're just Isles.
civic swallow
also about the loot bugs
yeah...they are cute
i just can't make myself pull the trigger...even if i miss that one nitra for the resupply
lyric turtle
I love their pop sound
civic swallow
you monster
lyric turtle
Hey, free gold and nitra
lyric turtle
Tis you who are the monster
civic swallow
are you sure
lyric turtle
YOU'RE A PIECE OF WOOD
wheat nymph
I killed a golden lootbug
lucid flint
i have no bad feelings about lootbugs because they are fake
though i do not like the popping sound
so i always make sure there is enough sounds to muffle it out
civic swallow
you're even more of a monster
fathom spade
"Alright, Harry. I'll pop a loot bug! Prepare the C4! "
vast mesa
My friends and I when we see a Glyphid Tunnel and one of us is a Driller
tawny carbon
Wait you guys feel something when you kill loot bugs?
Every time I see one I dash for the fucker
I need that nitra
edgy vale
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
civic swallow
what a monster you are
severe turret
I have no feelings when a loot bug is popped, I want that gold
obtuse geyser
if god didnt want us to kill lootbugs he wouldnt of made them out of gold!
vast mesa
Broke: gunning for lootbugs the second they are in sight
Woke: tearing the whole map apart just to find a Huuli Hoarder
marble solar
When a teammate kills the leech that has you but it's a long drop below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egr_lZb_ol0
patent basin
astral vigil
clear helm
So I noticed when I shot the web shooting bugs
they shout "This one is for Karl"
but who is Karl ?
thorn lake
We’re all a little bit Karl.
serene fjord
He's our dad... in a way
And when we fail a mission, he's not mad... just disappointed
civic swallow
karl is dead
cursive grail
When your game decides Exploder Swarms need Bulk Detonators too:
dry moat
i guarantee you karls never gonna be explained
its just one of those things thatll always be here
zealous plaza
I wonder if Karl took any inspiration from Keith
obtuse geyser
this one time, the army bombed my buddy keith
dry moat
can you imagine if they just told us karl was some janitor or whatever
ancient grotto
Jacob would never do that to us!
thorn lake
Hey, being a janitor is a prestigious profession. It's the cog that keeps the machine running.
spring ivy
Sounds like something youd tell a janitor
noble falcon
Watch it be that it turns out karl is the guy in mission control lol
spring ivy
Hell no
spring ivy
Only thing i clear is caves
thorn lake
as in, the man caves on the space rig, amirite?
thorn lake
Already filed. If you retract them now, there's a fee.
lusty cipher
You forget he's the janitor, he already does the fee every day.
dry moat
karl is the plumber
lyric turtle
Karl is the drop pod driver
dry moat
karl is a simple myth designed to improve morale in a greedy unethical company
karl is a fake name made by developers to give the characters something dwarf sounding to say
lyric turtle
No, something to believe in
zealous nimbus
Karl is a false Dwarf.
hard pilot
Karl is Karl
spring ivy
Korl
lusty cipher
Karl is a bucket.
lusty cipher
but wait, there's more.
quasi yacht
I said it before and i will say it again, Karl is the Thor of Dwarves
but he wields the anvil not the hammer
lusty cipher
wait.
waiiiit.
I posted the bucket thing and Jacob posted a no u gif afterwards
that must mean that Jacob is not only made of cheese but also Karl
mystery solved
severe turret
minor belfry
thorn lake
How does one wield an anvil? 
spring ivy
With alot of strength, i suppose
civic swallow
they don't
thorn lake
Should we regulate them?
civic swallow
get to work
thorn lake
This is work. 😦
civic swallow
this is not work
spring ivy
Replace impact axe with anvil
tender anchor
I second this
spring ivy
You can just let it roll down a cliff, watch it squash some bugs, and pick it back up
lusty cipher
you can wield an anvil by grabbing it from the bottom end
there's a nice indent around that
then you can use the pointy end
tender anchor
And you can use it to fix any gear it the field
thorn lake
How big are your hands even?
lusty cipher
nobody ever said it had to be a standard size anvil
Unrelated: I am now selling tiny desk anvils
spring ivy
Throwing anvil-shaped pebbles at grunts seems rather lame
thorn lake
Anvil bows.
tender anchor
Surely a crossbow would be better suited?
lusty cipher
reloads too slowly
thorn lake
Also, that is less ridiculous.
minor belfry
Nice, can we also have a cannon that shoots toilet paper?
distant ember
tender anchor
@distant ember
fierce cobalt
You break the law, Karl breaks you
tender anchor
lusty cipher
breaking news
distant ember
I BETTER RUUUUNN!!!
lusty cipher
we are now getting paid by the hour
distant ember
!
fierce cobalt
impossible
distant ember
💰
lusty cipher
bad news is
tender anchor
@lusty cipher
zealous plaza
Driller with Bezerk Vampire is low on health
distant ember
begins to dig a hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole diggy diggy hole I'm digging a hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole diggy diggy hole I'm digging a hole!
fierce cobalt
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson?
distant ember
you won't last that long
spring ivy
Peoole like him are what c4 is for
lusty cipher
I do love that song, uh, what was it called- Excavation excavation lack of solid material.
distant ember
XD
rotund ether
heil
fluid jasper
@rocky dawn
lofty coyote
@rocky dawn
lofty coyote
I actually like it xd.
lofty coyote
Looks like a error to me. Jacob is invincible
patent musk
Is he playing scout?
fluid jasper
Probably
thorn lake
Man, the game was over before I even knew I was playing.
Reminds me at bit of the camp system in the Last of Us, where you could connect your facebook friends, so their names would appear as survivors
near bay
Jacob:
rotund lotus
tender anchor
molten salmon
I posted this to Reddit but it's not showing up, so I thought I'd bring it here.
tender anchor
@molten salmon
thorn lake
@molten salmon spamfilter might be a tad aggressive
novel fulcrum
Actual memes in this channel, finally solid dwarf tear made of stone
tender anchor
quasi yacht
i am sorry to horn in but that is a glyphid furry and Karl says no
molten salmon
It is often said that the most forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest
These are pretty low-effort and I apologise. It's hard to do on mobile
abstract pebble
obtuse geyser
no moustache, deserved
molten salmon
slate linden
the scout's head separated like that with the mouth in between is unsettling
distant ember
CuRsEd
vast mesa
Thats just how he eats
orchid ingot
Your dwarves eat? Mine only ever drinks
prime current
remember to stay hydrated. moxxes iv is quite hot.
marble solar
Hoxxes IV on the other hand is only hot in the Magma Core biome
patent musk
What dwarfs even eat?
marble solar
Glyphids for breakfast
vernal blade
Not bacon since the shuttle is delayed
quasi yacht
they eat barrels
eternal dune
Sandwiches. Remember the sandwich pockets?
obtuse geyser
you mean ammo bags?
eternal dune
The game mentions sandwich storage a bunch of times.
When you get a max ammo upgrade, "You had to give up some sandwich storage..." And for the Scout's Mk3 Suit, "...and hey, they even included extra sandwich pockets!"
quasi yacht
but the sandwiches never appear
wild talon
Not to mention there’s a voice line where they say “when we get back, it’s sandwich time”
obtuse geyser
why carry sandwiches if you cant eat them in the heat of battle
isnt that what the shield generator is for?
sandwich break
clear helm
beer is the only food they need obviously
wild talon
Dwarves are like college students. They subsist off of beer and sheer willpower
molten salmon
How I Met Your Mother "sandwiches"
pastel quartz
Line in the drop pod:
Aw, I've forgotten my lunch box!
That's why we never see the sandwiches.
obtuse geyser
no true dwarf forgets lunch
obtuse geyser
least he's not a leaf lover
thorn lake
zenith goblet
Dwarves consume granite smoothies, doesn't anyone listen to the driller?
elder rivet
those are the worst dumps
orchid kindle
I saw an opportunity, I took it
amber iris
lol
lofty coyote
Just give this man a meme master role
granite imp
yeah fr
hes our main supplier of memes
WAIT: Meme Mission Control
its the perfect role
ancient grotto
Memession Control?
boreal coyote
Yes
cursive vine
I got a bunch of funny mission names saved
if anyone wants to make them into a meme, hit me up and ill send it all
orchid kindle
The DRG channel icon keeps making me think there's a bug on my phone
misty raft
static oasis
deep pug galactic!?
near bay
@static oasis this was posted a while back
I don’t remember who posted it unfortunately
low crystal
pugs are dwarfs of the dog world
zenith goblet
rugged mirage
When you swallow sunflower seeds
marsh river
That's hilarious! 😄
near bay
^
thorn lake
@eternal oak Most excellent!
tender anchor
signal wind
These memea are A-Grade!!!
marble solar
These are all fantastic, rock and stone
eternal oak
Rock and Stone, Brother! XD
quasi yacht
rock and stone
marble solar
hits up the Acessories console
BUY THE BEARD!
clear helm
@tender anchor thank you for the doggo memes
tender anchor
@clear helm
bleak violet
wow, you're setting up a little meme kingdom in here
spring ivy
Theres a filter that dares to block ricardo?
rocky dawn
clear helm
yeah
quasi yacht
did anyone say Jadiz and Croppa?
quasi yacht
he had to do it to us
clear helm
is that Flex tape ?
dull compass
Nope, Chuck Testa!
lofty coyote
Karl had to do it to 'em.
zealous plaza
Safety First does not reduce chance of accidental death
thorn lake
First we gonna ROCK, Then we gonna STONE
Then we let it POP, GO LET IT GO
Karl gon give it to ya
He gon give it to ya
tender anchor
marble solar
EYO, WHERE MA LEAF LOVERS AT
wanton willow
I've revived you one time too much, Karl
That's what happened
Karl got betrayed by his boseco
misty raft
tender anchor
exotic cobalt
fluid dagger
Talk about a bad hair day.
wanton willow
wise saffron
Isn't bulk closer to a dread in size tho?
wanton willow
It wouldn't really fit if I made it bigger than the pretorian
wise saffron
Not like the elephant did. :P
hallow yew
Make a bunker? Don't you mean an early grave?
tender anchor
patent musk
Is this scary?
marble solar
It is if you're Aku
clear helm
When you are playing as engineer and a random scout player appears.
Scout: To infinity and beyond.
pallid sapphire
More like Scout misses grapple and falls down deep pit. Engineer scrambles to get down alive.
Though Engie has lures. Shouldn't be too hard if your ammo isn't low.
winter hatch
I have a theory: The guy at mission control is an Orc and mission control is a conspiracy against the dwarves. Why is the guy at mission control green? Why doesn't the guy at mission control have a beard? Ever see the guy at mission control mine anything? Ever see the guy at mission control with a pick axe?
lucid flint
he is green because of the monitors
potent quail
Go away orc. I wont fall for your lies.
analog tulip
bleak parrot
The Orcs were pulling the strings the whole time
hallow yew
it's always orcs / orks
winter hatch
I bet the scanners arn't even real. He knows when the hoard is comming cause he is controlling them.
marble solar
"We got 4, no 6, uh, 12... a LOT of aliens headed your way!"
Seems pretty high up in management for someone who can't count.
civic swallow
i think what actually happened is first 4 appeared,then 2 more and then another six of them
...and then...a LOT appeared
clear helm
Maybe maybe... the real bad guy
is us
I mean we stomp their home and rob their minerals
civic swallow
do they really need those minerals that much?
as in,they don't use the minerals in any way
the minerals aren't used by anyone on that planet
we're just trying to peacefully mine stuff
we're mostly defending ourselves when fighting glyphids
lucid flint
i mean
clear helm
well we rob their home nontholess
tender anchor
That makes them the biggest threat as they are eating our income
winter hatch
Don't trust the guy at mission control! He ain't got no beard and he ain't got no pick axe. He is an Orc who is robbing us of our minerals and our freedom. Why should we mine for him? He's obviously got robots capable of doing it, why send us in? To rob us of our freedom that's why! We don't need a union, we need a rebellion!
static oasis
because we have to have Money!
buoyant jay
And the robots are idiots... or potential victims for Xynarch chargers due to shoddy, cheap software XP
Guess living miners are just way cheaper
Also, have yet to see bosco recognize minerals without you pointing them to him first
storm zenith
wait, drg is cross-platfrom?
storm zenith
oh right
hallow yew
windows store
hallow yew
plenty of games on there
more recently since M$ started moving some of their titles on there
like gears of war, Halo Wars etc
weary bough
EvErYoNe Is A gAmInG pLaTfOrM nOw
hallow yew
pretty sure if you buy it on there you can play it on Xbox or PC for the same purchase
well it makes sense
microsoft make games, so they sell them on their own store
weary bough
dont they just publish?
they own studios, but they dont "make" games, eh?
hallow yew
well yeah, they make games like any other big publisher like the dreaded EA
I would consider it them "making" games if they're completely funded / owned by M$
their flagship series like Halo and GoW for example
weary bough
but thats bungie
like, the people working on microsoft dont develop halo. i whouldnt say its a microsoft game as i dont associate any people who work on a game with that.
misty raft
what about forza
weary bough
i guess everything made by a direct daughter company of xbox game studios could be considered "by microsoft"
which is what forza is iirc?
winter hatch
One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with Karl.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to Karl.
After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.
This really troubled me, so I asked Karl about it.
"Karl, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."
He whispered, "My precious dwarf, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and tribulations.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."
severe turret
Love the rework from the original
weary bough
@mild burrow
mild burrow
you're a hero, you know that?
civic swallow
DRG IS cross-platform...I’ve seen some dude playing on gameboy colour!
Because I can’t explain the time it took him to load in any other way
It took...a lot...of waiting
split palm
He probably had a well-balanced breakfast.
hollow shadow
barren vapor
civic swallow
well that must be a dangerous mission
zealous plaza
Just got out of a solo mission. Everthing went fine, got back to the drop pod and I ran around to the side to drop off the last few minerals I have. I hear a booming noise ohshit.jpg ... run around to the front, yup, Bulk Detonator right there ... the drop pod opens up
patent musk
Is this what people call "meme"?
rotund lotus
tender anchor
marble solar
"I'd like to speak to a Mr. Flover, first name Lee?"
tender anchor
sonic frost
LOL
clear helm
wrong neighborhood
granite imp
u in the wrong house fooooooooooo
safe ore
Going on a mining mission be like
thorn lake
Reset the counter, brothers.
distant ember
you've heard of Engineer's Crack, but are you ready for
misty raft
clear helm
Taken from Deep rock galactic sub-reddit
rain plover
sadly a repost
lethal drum
everyone saying mission control is an ork... gunner and driller don't have beards
wise saffron
Driller likely shaved it off so he wouldn't have a fire hazard; gunner has a sweet stache, and likely shaved his beard so it wouldn't get caught in the motor. ||Or the barrels. Or any of the rotating bits.|| Beards may be the credentials of a dorf, but they're anything but impractical so the lack of one may as well indicate occupation as well.
lethal drum
That's no excuse
any true dwarf would undergo the risks
of a glorious beard
but beards have many uses
- they keep you warm
- they catch the beer dripping down you're chin
mild vale
3: emergency snack storage
wise saffron
I mean, it's you who'd apparently like to have your beard burn off because you decided to use a flamethrower that ignites spess spoidahs in a fair radius.