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[agile agate]

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[midnight pier]

"l'idée de je viens ici" is grammatically incroect, I suggest the following:

C'est votre mari qui souhaite
que je vienne ici, commande et mange les plats que vous préparez,
et vous dise que votre mari est homosexuel et je suis en fait son petit ami.

Also it should be vous dire (conjugated), to be in concordance with vouvoyer-ing.

Sorry I stuffed up the list of clauses above and I'm having a headache so I can't fix it, but something like that