#RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT

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nocturne stag
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Wut

strange badger
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goooo!!!

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red alert red alert, please someone in the government go executive action a law banning otter murdering!

nocturne stag
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@urban wyvern

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eh, no

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<@&838128115259277392>

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Rather that.

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Sorry, executioner.

long arch
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You mean <@&807619796924497940> ?

nocturne stag
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We don't have executive orders on WT? Shiet.

rough gulch
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So we need to create a payment to kill otters? 😛

toxic helm
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Will the only otter left reproduce itself? 😛

strange badger
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I'm requesting a judge to enact martial law until the otters are protected!

strange badger
toxic helm
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ahahahahahahaha

nocturne stag
strange badger
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this is a state of emergency

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have we no protocol for such a situation

nocturne stag
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No lol

strange badger
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we're saved if we can get the law in asap!!!

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nocturne stag
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Where did that come from lol

strange badger
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the last one was a female and she was pregnant

nocturne stag
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So ... the son is going to ... the mother?

frozen citrus
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I dont think this pans out well either way you look at it lol

strange badger
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hopefully there will be advancements in science to help the situation.

turbid sun
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In the first days of the Eden, there wasx only Adam. eve was supposedly made from his rib, so basicly a clone. They now have billions of decendants 😄

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also they only had male children

nocturne stag
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I do not really believe in this story

pseudo lark
nocturne stag
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Seemingly from the bible?

pseudo lark
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Lol, yeah no.

strange badger
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katfish you're here!

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can you executive action a law?

nocturne stag
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I have a feeling this is the first time we'll get religious education on WT

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So it's time for me to ... do something else

pseudo lark
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Anyway that's not part of this thread

nocturne stag
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This totally makes no sense.

pseudo lark
nocturne stag
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It only states three males, but they did marry other siblings that aren't mentioned?

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Catholic.com Answers definitely didnt answer my question today

pseudo lark
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...... Catholic?? That's not going to help

nocturne stag
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Is there multiple different old bibles?

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And if so, which one is correct?

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Eh, lets just save gods creatures: Otters.

pseudo lark
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.... The dead sea scrolls

nocturne stag
turbid sun
frozen citrus
hushed ginkgo
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The soda cult calls for the slaying of otters

frozen citrus
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And has the same creation theory afaik lol

strange badger
turbid sun
pseudo lark
nocturne stag
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Some line in the bible seemingly says kill / cure the gays as well, as from what i hear in my state - so I'm not too inclined to read the different book options lol

turbid sun
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If we can locate the otter, we should build a cage aroud and then a museum/zoo

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"the last otter"

frozen citrus
hushed ginkgo
turbid sun
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Oh and yeah, kill any baby, or it's not the "last" one

strange badger
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omg these otters are going extinct at this rate

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go getem pepzi

nocturne stag
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And the Jehova witnesses claim for it to be a sin you must fight against, but is at least not a problem as long as you do it. So nice of them.

pseudo lark
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Omg stop talking to the hyper conservatively raised (shiney happy people level), bloodline Jew/Mormon royalty, about religion.

nocturne stag
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You seem like a very decent person.

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So obviously nothing of that was in your books.

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And no matter what, my country demands religious freedom, so I'm happy to die for them to live it. Would just be nice if they could occasionally give back the favour and just leave people with other opinions alone as well 😄

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Did we rescue otters yet?

strange badger
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pepzi is currently hunting them down

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calling all his people

hushed ginkgo
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lies and deceit that is

frozen citrus
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I think he's just out getting weed judging by the pic he sent in gm chat lol

pseudo lark
nocturne stag
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I will never be able to accommodate to a legal weed smoker in GM team lol