#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 233

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 2:35 AM

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A pretty fairy led @sterile sable to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @sterile sable died.

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@wanton anvil reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @wanton anvil died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @slate sequoia used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @slate sequoia died.

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@hexed notch was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @hexed notch died.

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@glacial totem equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @long vine chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @glacial totem's shattered corpse. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @slate sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

wanton anvil May 22, 2026, 2:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 2:37 AM

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fringe shuttle May 22, 2026, 2:40 AM

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glacial totem May 22, 2026, 2:42 AM

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zealous walrus May 22, 2026, 2:45 AM

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kindred kindle May 22, 2026, 2:45 AM

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steel sentinel May 22, 2026, 2:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 2:46 AM

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long vine May 22, 2026, 2:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 2:47 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zealous walrus May 22, 2026, 3:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:01 AM

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sterile sable May 22, 2026, 3:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:02 AM

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raw moss May 22, 2026, 3:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:15 AM

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left mist May 22, 2026, 3:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:22 AM

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slate blade May 22, 2026, 3:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:23 AM

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tranquil plinth May 22, 2026, 3:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:24 AM

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unique token May 22, 2026, 3:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:28 AM

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iron cairn May 22, 2026, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

abstract thunder May 22, 2026, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:30 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @tranquil plinth, @long vine, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @unique token, @kindred kindle, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, @sterile sable, and @zealous walrus
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@sterile sable ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@zealous walrus started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@abstract thunder invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@raw moss started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@long vine started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@unique token hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@glacial totem wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil plinth invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@wanton anvil used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@left mist had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@wanton anvil walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @wanton anvil died.

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@slate blade activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@iron cairn fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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Santa Claus asked @livid shuttle what they wanted for Christmas. @livid shuttle replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@tranquil plinth blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @tranquil plinth died.

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@iron cairn opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@raw moss entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@abstract thunder tried to kill @unique token, but failed to ask for consent.

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@fringe shuttle literally can't even. @fringe shuttle died.

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@kindred kindle and @long vine huddled around @left mist to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @left mist's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@slate blade shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@unique token drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @unique token died.

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@kindred kindle was buried under an avalanche that @sterile sable had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @kindred kindle died.

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@raw moss made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@slate blade drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@livid shuttle's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @livid shuttle died.

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@iron cairn invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@long vine disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@slate blade vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @slate blade died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @abstract thunder's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@steel sentinel constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@iron cairn tricked @sterile sable into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @sterile sable died.

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@abstract thunder used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@left mist wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @zealous walrus on a spit. @zealous walrus died.

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@abstract thunder swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @abstract thunder died.

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@iron cairn was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @iron cairn died.

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@left mist was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @left mist died.

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@long vine realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @long vine died.

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@raw moss performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@raw moss ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous walrus
100 points go to 8th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 9th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss May 22, 2026, 3:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:40 AM

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zealous walrus May 22, 2026, 3:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:43 AM

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long vine May 22, 2026, 3:48 AM

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slate blade May 22, 2026, 3:49 AM

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wanton anvil May 22, 2026, 3:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:49 AM

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kindred kindle May 22, 2026, 3:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:51 AM

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fringe shuttle May 22, 2026, 3:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 3:54 AM

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urban fog May 22, 2026, 4:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 4:04 AM

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steel sentinel May 22, 2026, 4:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 4:11 AM

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left mist May 22, 2026, 4:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 4:26 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @long vine, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @kindred kindle, @slate blade, and @zealous walrus
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss ran out of bullets while fighting @fringe shuttle, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @fringe shuttle died.

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@urban fog tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @long vine demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @urban fog by two. @urban fog died.

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@slate blade started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @slate blade died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @left mist. Queen Bee died.

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@zealous walrus ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @zealous walrus died.

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@kindred kindle got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @kindred kindle died.

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@wanton anvil traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @wanton anvil did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @wanton anvil died.

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@left mist accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@left mist ran with scissors. @left mist died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@raw moss found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@steel sentinel tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@long vine heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel attacked @raw moss with a Legendary Zenith, but @raw moss's pen was mightier. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @kindred kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous walrus
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @fringe shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss May 22, 2026, 4:38 AM

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steel sentinel May 22, 2026, 4:40 AM

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long vine May 22, 2026, 4:41 AM

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urban fog May 22, 2026, 4:41 AM

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wanton anvil May 22, 2026, 4:42 AM

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fringe shuttle May 22, 2026, 4:45 AM

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hallow trench May 22, 2026, 4:47 AM

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