#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 232

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 8:36 AM

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@subtle dew thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @subtle dew's potions with Red Potions. @subtle dew died.

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@raw moss rescued @hallow trench from drowning, but in reverse. @hallow trench died.

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@long vine asked @raw moss to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle dew
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog May 21, 2026, 8:37 AM

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raw moss May 21, 2026, 8:38 AM

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upper mantle May 21, 2026, 9:06 AM

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subtle dew May 21, 2026, 9:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 9:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore May 21, 2026, 9:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 9:54 AM

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amber ermine May 21, 2026, 10:02 AM

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slate blade May 21, 2026, 10:07 AM

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unique token May 21, 2026, 10:25 AM

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long vine May 21, 2026, 10:26 AM

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soft lark May 21, 2026, 10:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 10:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@subtle dew, @raw moss, @soft lark, @long vine, @amber ermine, @urban fog, @unique token, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, @brave shore, and @upper mantle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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Hey @subtle dew, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @subtle dew died.

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@amber ermine played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@raw moss tried to set up a campfire, but @urban fog drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@brave shore was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@amber ermine found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @amber ermine died.

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Out of boredom, @slate blade used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@urban fog spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @unique token. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @livid shuttle died.

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@soft lark fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@slate blade summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @slate blade died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @brave shore over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@brave shore lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @brave shore died.

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@upper mantle spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @upper mantle died.

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@soft lark started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@unique token stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@raw moss and @long vine attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@soft lark's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @soft lark to notice them. @soft lark died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @unique token accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @unique token died.

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@long vine defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @unique token
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @upper mantle
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine May 21, 2026, 10:38 AM

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vagrant sinew May 21, 2026, 10:38 AM

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raw moss May 21, 2026, 10:38 AM

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unique token May 21, 2026, 10:38 AM

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upper mantle May 21, 2026, 10:38 AM

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amber ermine May 21, 2026, 10:50 AM

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vagrant sinew May 21, 2026, 10:53 AM

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slate blade May 21, 2026, 10:55 AM

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soft lark May 21, 2026, 11:00 AM

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tranquil wyvern May 21, 2026, 11:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 11:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @soft lark, @vagrant sinew, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @unique token, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, and @upper mantle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @livid shuttle tried putting @amber ermine back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @amber ermine died.

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@unique token drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @unique token died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @slate blade would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @slate blade died.

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@raw moss screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@soft lark modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@vagrant sinew ripped @upper mantle's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @upper mantle. @upper mantle died.

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@vagrant sinew asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @raw moss, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @vagrant sinew to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @vagrant sinew died.

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@long vine used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@soft lark and @tranquil wyvern spotted a Book of Skulls on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@raw moss went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @raw moss's canvas.

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@long vine lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@tranquil wyvern sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@soft lark was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @soft lark died.

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@livid shuttle stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant sinew
100 points go to 7th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @unique token
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss May 21, 2026, 11:38 AM

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random sandal May 21, 2026, 11:53 AM

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soft lark May 21, 2026, 11:54 AM

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amber ermine May 21, 2026, 11:56 AM

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tranquil wyvern May 21, 2026, 11:56 AM

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cloud acorn May 21, 2026, 12:16 PM

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static trout May 21, 2026, 12:19 PM

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long vine May 21, 2026, 12:19 PM

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vagrant sinew May 21, 2026, 12:27 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@static trout, @raw moss, @random sandal, @soft lark, @vagrant sinew, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @cloud acorn, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@static trout drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@long vine splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @livid shuttle observed disapprovingly.

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@amber ermine got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @amber ermine died.

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@vagrant sinew huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@cloud acorn wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@raw moss tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@soft lark spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@random sandal pranked @long vine by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@cloud acorn snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @cloud acorn died.

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@livid shuttle boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@livid shuttle's face was scorched off after @raw moss took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @livid shuttle died.

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@vagrant sinew and @random sandal swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@soft lark tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@vagrant sinew used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @vagrant sinew didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @vagrant sinew died.

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@soft lark went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @soft lark died.

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@random sandal baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @random sandal died.

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@tranquil wyvern farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@long vine invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @raw moss randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@tranquil wyvern, @raw moss, and @long vine raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@raw moss befriended @tranquil wyvern by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@long vine tried to stab @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@long vine started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @random sandal
150 points go to 5th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant sinew
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

slate blade May 21, 2026, 12:38 PM

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raw moss May 21, 2026, 12:39 PM

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soft lark May 21, 2026, 12:39 PM

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cloud acorn May 21, 2026, 12:40 PM

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long vine May 21, 2026, 12:40 PM

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amber ermine May 21, 2026, 12:47 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 21, 2026, 12:53 PM

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left mist May 21, 2026, 1:00 PM

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wanton anvil May 21, 2026, 1:21 PM

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random sandal May 21, 2026, 1:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @random sandal, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @cloud acorn, @livid shuttle, and @slate blade
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@slate blade got quantum-entangled with @long vine, and used this opportunity to force @long vine to pick their own nose.

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@left mist purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @left mist ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@soft lark explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@wanton anvil vaporized @soft lark with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @soft lark died.

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Poor @cloud acorn. @cloud acorn keeps getting pinged over and over again. @cloud acorn is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @cloud acorn. @cloud acorn. @cloud acorn.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@wanton anvil sat on a wall. @wanton anvil had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @wanton anvil together again. @wanton anvil died.

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@random sandal wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@left mist was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@long vine's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@amber ermine ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @amber ermine died.

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@random sandal tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@raw moss dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tranquil wyvern fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @cloud acorn farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @cloud acorn died.

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@slate blade hid from @random sandal after @livid shuttle exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@slate blade tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @slate blade died.

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@left mist passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@random sandal tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @random sandal died.

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@tranquil wyvern practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@livid shuttle stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@raw moss started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@left mist visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @left mist thought her hands were more interesting.

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@raw moss tried to deal a finishing blow to @livid shuttle, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@tranquil wyvern thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@left mist fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@tranquil wyvern marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@livid shuttle started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@left mist tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@raw moss touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@tranquil wyvern suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@tranquil wyvern won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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While exploring a swamp, @raw moss caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@left mist managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@tranquil wyvern neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@left mist broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@left mist flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @left mist's face off with its bare hands. @left mist died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @left mist
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @random sandal
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

wanton anvil May 21, 2026, 1:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 1:40 PM

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raw moss May 21, 2026, 1:44 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@raw moss, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @empty iron, @iron cairn, @proper wedge, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @cloud acorn, @livid shuttle, and @slate blade
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@raw moss tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @raw moss died.

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@long vine felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@slate blade got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@livid shuttle walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@amber ermine pickpocketed @proper wedge, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@empty iron stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@empty iron found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @empty iron died.

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@cloud acorn got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @cloud acorn wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @cloud acorn was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@wanton anvil became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@iron cairn found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @iron cairn pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@slate blade found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@amber ermine activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @amber ermine died.

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@wanton anvil used the power of Flex Tape to stick @cloud acorn in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @cloud acorn's suffering to a swift end. @cloud acorn died.

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@iron cairn found a room full of Bunny Banners in @slate blade's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @slate blade. @slate blade died.

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@livid shuttle tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @livid shuttle died.

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@wanton anvil neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @wanton anvil died.

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@proper wedge was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @proper wedge died.

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@soft lark used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @soft lark died.

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@tranquil wyvern wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @iron cairn into an apple. @iron cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 17 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @proper wedge, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @wise fjord, @full path, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, @arctic temple, @balmy bridge, and @long marsh
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@balmy bridge was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tranquil wyvern caught them in time.

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@wise fjord vaporized @raw moss with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel offered to add a gold trim to @random sandal's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@fringe shuttle was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @fringe shuttle died.

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@full path took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@long vine was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@wise fjord was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @wise fjord died.

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@proper wedge saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@wanton anvil was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @full path farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @full path died.

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@arctic temple started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@long marsh tried to kill @iron cairn by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@slate blade sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@hexed notch tried to deal a finishing blow to @random sandal, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@proper wedge tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @livid shuttle, but they were in broad daylight.

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@wanton anvil went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@long marsh ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@iron cairn jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@balmy bridge used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @arctic temple knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@livid shuttle's face was scorched off after @long vine took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @livid shuttle died.

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@slate blade did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @hexed notch, who happened to be passing by.

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@iron cairn and @long marsh built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@slate blade spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @proper wedge. @slate blade died.

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@arctic temple went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @arctic temple died.

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@wanton anvil shot their Xenopopper to the left of @balmy bridge just to scare them. @balmy bridge heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @balmy bridge died.

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@steel sentinel was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @steel sentinel die

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@long marsh's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @long marsh died.

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Low on health, @wanton anvil hid from @hexed notch by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @wanton anvil died.

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@random sandal stopped a meteor from crushing @tranquil wyvern and @long vine with their own body. @random sandal died.

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@iron cairn and @long vine had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@proper wedge overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@hexed notch tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@steel sentinel thought that @tranquil wyvern was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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The Wizard showed @long vine their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@tranquil wyvern tried to confess their love to @steel sentinel, but @steel sentinel interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@hexed notch 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @tranquil wyvern to death. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@iron cairn started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@steel sentinel made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@iron cairn tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@hexed notch made some Synonym Rolls for @proper wedge and @long vine. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@iron cairn bragged to @long vine about their combat skills. @long vine didn't really know @iron cairn and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@hexed notch and @steel sentinel played catch with a Paladin. @hexed notch accidentally fumbled a catch. @hexed notch died.

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@iron cairn started barking like a dog while chasing @long vine.

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@steel sentinel asked for @proper wedge's autograph. At first, @proper wedge was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@iron cairn just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@proper wedge put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@proper wedge died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @iron cairn is now goo. @iron cairn died.

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@steel sentinel put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @random sandal
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @long marsh
100 points go to 10th place: @balmy bridge

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random sandal May 21, 2026, 4:18 PM

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cloud acorn May 21, 2026, 4:26 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @raw moss, @random sandal, @left mist, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, @arctic temple, @upper mantle, and @balmy bridge
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@raw moss pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @raw moss died.

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@arctic temple held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@waxen marlin promised to @full path that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@random sandal tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@random sandal had a dirty mind. Then @jolly swift sprayed @random sandal's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @random sandal died.

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@steel sentinel used a Medusa Head on @left mist and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @left mist died.

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@long vine used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @long vine died.

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@upper mantle tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@cloud acorn thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @cloud acorn died.

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@urban fog was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@full path sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @full path died.

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@livid shuttle and @upper mantle played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@tranquil wyvern started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@arctic temple stole @balmy bridge's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @balmy bridge was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@jolly swift was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @waxen marlin with its horns. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern caused @arctic temple to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@slate blade dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @slate blade died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @steel sentinel excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@livid shuttle snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@upper mantle attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@arctic temple flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @arctic temple's face off with its bare hands. @arctic temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@upper mantle descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@steel sentinel used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@jolly swift looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@livid shuttle drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@upper mantle tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @upper mantle died.

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@tranquil wyvern opportunistically attacked @balmy bridge with a Tungsten Shortsword while their cell phone was ringing. @balmy bridge died.

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@jolly swift challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @jolly swift died.

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The Demolitionist told @tranquil wyvern that it was a good day to die. @tranquil wyvern thought so too. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 6th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @full path

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel May 21, 2026, 4:42 PM

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cloud acorn May 21, 2026, 4:50 PM

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urban fog May 21, 2026, 4:52 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wanton anvil, @sand yoke, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @fresh trout, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @shrewd radish, @full path, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, and @balmy bridge
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@livid shuttle told @wanton anvil a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @wanton anvil died.

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@slate blade tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@shrewd radish learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@sand yoke tried to throw a Gungnir at @tranquil wyvern before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@fresh trout began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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Thanks to @sand yoke's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @cloud acorn's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @sand yoke died.

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@urban fog used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@full path found the Last Prism. Then @steel sentinel found another one, meaning that @full path's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@urban fog built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@cloud acorn transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @cloud acorn died.

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@shrewd radish befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@steel sentinel wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@glacial totem opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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After @urban fog went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @urban fog died.

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@shrewd radish stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @shrewd radish died.

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@full path placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @full path died.

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@slate blade was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@fresh trout sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@fresh trout boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@livid shuttle read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @livid shuttle died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @slate blade wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@slate blade's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @slate blade died.

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@balmy bridge ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@steel sentinel was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@balmy bridge summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @balmy bridge died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @tranquil wyvern needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fresh trout searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@fresh trout's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @fresh trout died.

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@steel sentinel tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@glacial totem sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @shrewd radish
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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There are 16 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @dim gale, @raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @shrewd radish, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, @arctic temple, @upper mantle, and @balmy bridge
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@upper mantle pickpocketed @steel sentinel, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@slate blade and @urban fog got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@jolly swift covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@iron cairn won in a fight against @cloud acorn by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @cloud acorn died.

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@wanton anvil told @urban fog to step off their carpet, which they did. @wanton anvil proceeded to murder @urban fog, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @urban fog died.

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@arctic temple performed open heart surgery on @shrewd radish, even though @shrewd radish never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @shrewd radish died.

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@livid shuttle got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@random sandal marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@slate blade was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @slate blade died.

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@random sandal has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @random sandal woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@arctic temple used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @arctic temple died.

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@balmy bridge brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@raw moss solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@tranquil wyvern’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@upper mantle started riding a Unicorn. @iron cairn chased @upper mantle while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@dim gale constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@wanton anvil tried to assassinate @jolly swift, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@steel sentinel flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@steel sentinel threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@raw moss ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@wanton anvil tried attacking @tranquil wyvern, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@upper mantle fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @upper mantle died.

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@balmy bridge saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@dim gale discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@balmy bridge accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @balmy bridge died.

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@iron cairn was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@random sandal accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @tranquil wyvern was watching. @random sandal died.

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@dim gale found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@wanton anvil dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @raw moss, but @raw moss simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @steel sentinel managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@steel sentinel commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@jolly swift talked with @tranquil wyvern about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@raw moss trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@jolly swift called @iron cairn a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @jolly swift died.

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@dim gale entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @dim gale died.

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@iron cairn invited @steel sentinel to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @iron cairn was mauled by wolves. @iron cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@steel sentinel found some Diamond Ore. @raw moss quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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Hey @raw moss, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @random sandal
100 points go to 9th place: @balmy bridge
100 points go to 10th place: @upper mantle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cloud acorn May 21, 2026, 6:44 PM

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left mist May 21, 2026, 7:17 PM

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glossy heath May 21, 2026, 7:23 PM

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glacial totem May 21, 2026, 7:25 PM

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static trout May 21, 2026, 7:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @static trout, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @steel sentinel, @surreal crag, and @glossy heath
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@glacial totem brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @glacial totem died.

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@cloud acorn opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@static trout made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @static trout died.

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@wanton anvil shot @steel sentinel with a Water Gun. @steel sentinel shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@surreal crag invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@raw moss drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @glossy heath mopped @raw moss up with a tissue. @raw moss died.

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@left mist asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@wanton anvil used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @wanton anvil died.

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@cloud acorn declared war against @left mist because they didn't like something @left mist said in their AMA.

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@surreal crag was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@tranquil wyvern found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @glossy heath, @left mist, and @cloud acorn. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @cloud acorn died.

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@surreal crag stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @surreal crag died.

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@glossy heath saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @glossy heath died.

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@steel sentinel tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@steel sentinel traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @left mist. @left mist died.

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After opening a present, @steel sentinel discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@tranquil wyvern looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@tranquil wyvern kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @steel sentinel had had enough, so they scooped @tranquil wyvern to death with an ice cream spoon. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @glossy heath
150 points go to 5th place: @surreal crag
150 points go to 6th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 7th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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steel sentinel May 21, 2026, 8:07 PM

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glacial totem May 21, 2026, 8:20 PM

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upper mantle May 21, 2026, 8:21 PM

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slate blade May 21, 2026, 8:30 PM

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unique token May 21, 2026, 8:37 PM

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cloud acorn May 21, 2026, 8:46 PM

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glacial totem May 21, 2026, 8:50 PM

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urban fog May 21, 2026, 8:53 PM

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final estuary May 21, 2026, 9:07 PM

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mental cloak May 21, 2026, 9:18 PM

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fringe shuttle May 21, 2026, 9:19 PM

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zealous walrus May 21, 2026, 9:24 PM

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hardy patio May 21, 2026, 9:29 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @static trout, @slate sequoia, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @mental cloak, @cloud acorn, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @unique token, @final estuary, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @slate blade, @upper mantle, and @zealous walrus
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@waxen marlin invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@urban fog tried to shoot @mental cloak using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @upper mantle's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@zealous walrus felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@slate blade was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@glacial totem greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @glacial totem died.

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@fringe shuttle wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@hardy patio had @static trout lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @static trout, this wasn't a magic show. @static trout died.

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@slate sequoia was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@final estuary created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@slate sequoia woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @slate sequoia died.

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@cloud acorn had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@unique token started blocking @tranquil wyvern's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@wanton anvil walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@cloud acorn thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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While sitting on a bench together with @urban fog, @mental cloak leaned away and farted.

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@fringe shuttle couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @wanton anvil found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @wanton anvil was trapped for all eternity. @wanton anvil died.

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@steel sentinel had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Piranha Gun. Obviously, this failed.

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@waxen marlin was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @waxen marlin suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@final estuary opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@cloud acorn found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @cloud acorn died.

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@hardy patio verbally roasted @fringe shuttle so hard that they burst into flames. @fringe shuttle died.

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@hardy patio spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@zealous walrus underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@slate blade replaced @urban fog's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @waxen marlin died.

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@slate blade had a terrible night. @slate blade died.

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After partying all night, @upper mantle was shot by @mental cloak in a swimming pool. @upper mantle died.

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@tranquil wyvern gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @zealous walrus, who was in the front row. @zealous walrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@final estuary was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @final estuary died.

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@mental cloak found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@unique token headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @hardy patio had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@steel sentinel tried to shoot an apple off of @mental cloak's head. @steel sentinel's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @mental cloak died.

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@steel sentinel lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@unique token tied up @hardy patio and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @hardy patio to die. However, @hardy patio managed to escape from their bonds.

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@hardy patio found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @unique token died.

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@steel sentinel was building a nice house. @hardy patio asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @steel sentinel just looked confused.

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@hardy patio eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @steel sentinel started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@steel sentinel tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@hardy patio was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @unique token
150 points go to 4th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 5th place: @final estuary
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous walrus
100 points go to 8th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 9th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @cloud acorn, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @final estuary, @hardy patio, @kindred kindle, @rugged mason, @upper mantle, and @zealous walrus
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@zealous walrus fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@cloud acorn wrote @glacial totem's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @glacial totem died.

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@rugged mason watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@wanton anvil decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine beat @cloud acorn into a pulp with a stale baguette. @cloud acorn died.

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@steel sentinel will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@exotic saddle tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @exotic saddle keeled over from a heart attack. @exotic saddle died.

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After eating supper together, @random sandal betrayed @rugged mason in exchange for 30 silver coins. @rugged mason died.

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@upper mantle was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @upper mantle died.

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@kindred kindle decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@long vine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@zealous walrus suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @zealous walrus died.

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@final estuary did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @final estuary died.

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@steel sentinel climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @kindred kindle and @random sandal.

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@kindred kindle is hvinga stroker n. @kindred kindle died.

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@long vine watched @steel sentinel go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @steel sentinel was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@random sandal attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @hardy patio watched the carnage from a safe distance. @random sandal died.

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@long vine distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@hardy patio couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@steel sentinel ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@long vine and @hardy patio had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @steel sentinel sped up the process by stabbing @long vine. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@hardy patio drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @random sandal
150 points go to 5th place: @kindred kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @final estuary
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous walrus
100 points go to 8th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 9th place: @rugged mason
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @long vine, @mental cloak, @minor frost, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @shrewd radish, @kindred kindle, @thorn imp, and @zealous walrus
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@wanton anvil wished for the ability to fly. @glacial totem granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @exotic saddle died.

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@kindred kindle drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@zealous walrus heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @left mist, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@thorn imp was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@proud lava programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @proud lava died.

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@shrewd radish tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@urban fog swung a Muramasa at @kindred kindle, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@left mist walked into a bar. @mental cloak laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@urban fog didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @urban fog died.

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@shrewd radish woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @shrewd radish died.

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@kindred kindle took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @kindred kindle died.

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@zealous walrus was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @zealous walrus's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @zealous walrus died.

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@mental cloak tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @mental cloak died.

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@glacial totem sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@minor frost dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@steel sentinel passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@thorn imp tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @thorn imp extremely rich.

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@left mist mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@thorn imp pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @thorn imp died.

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@minor frost fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @minor frost died.

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@steel sentinel suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@steel sentinel overwhelmed @left mist with a storm of flying bananas. @left mist died.

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@steel sentinel thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @minor frost
150 points go to 5th place: @thorn imp
150 points go to 6th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous walrus
100 points go to 8th place: @kindred kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @shrewd radish
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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@soft lark tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @left mist's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @soft lark died.

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@thorn imp sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@wanton anvil used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @wanton anvil. @wanton anvil died.

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@steel sentinel fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@urban fog realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@urban fog flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @urban fog died.

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@unique token "borrowed" @zealous walrus's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @zealous walrus's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @unique token could return it.

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@long vine had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@unique token fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @unique token died.

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@long vine made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @thorn imp walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@thorn imp tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @thorn imp died.

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@zealous walrus carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @zealous walrus died.

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@cloud acorn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@cloud acorn tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @cloud acorn died.

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@left mist made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@long vine encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @long vine decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@hexed notch decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@long vine rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @long vine's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@hexed notch wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @hexed notch through the wall. @hexed notch died.

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@left mist had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@long vine started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@left mist took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @left mist died.

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@long vine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @cloud acorn
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous walrus
100 points go to 7th place: @thorn imp
100 points go to 8th place: @unique token
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

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gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 1:26 AM

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@cloud acorn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dim sphinx May 22, 2026, 1:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 1:29 AM

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@dim sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 22, 2026, 1:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 1:29 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @cloud acorn, @full hawk, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @unique token, @thorn imp, @near mortar, and @dim sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@thorn imp stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@wanton anvil dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @wanton anvil died.

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@cloud acorn challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @cloud acorn died.

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@fringe shuttle's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @fringe shuttle died.

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No one told @urban fog that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @urban fog died.

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@long vine managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@dim sphinx calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@unique token was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @unique token died.

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@thorn imp breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @thorn imp died.

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@steel sentinel used their embezzled funds to shred through @near mortar with a Coin Gun. @near mortar died.

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@long vine hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @full hawk's. @full hawk died.

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@dim sphinx shot @hexed notch in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine lulled @dim sphinx into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @dim sphinx died.

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@steel sentinel recruited @long vine as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@long vine watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@steel sentinel became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@steel sentinel murdered @long vine by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @full hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @thorn imp
100 points go to 8th place: @unique token
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @fringe shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine May 22, 2026, 1:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 1:38 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil May 22, 2026, 1:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 1:39 AM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cloud acorn May 22, 2026, 1:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 1:39 AM

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@cloud acorn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sterile sable May 22, 2026, 1:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 1:42 AM

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@sterile sable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

slate sequoia May 22, 2026, 1:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 1:54 AM

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@slate sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel May 22, 2026, 2:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 2:06 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 22, 2026, 2:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 2:21 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem May 22, 2026, 2:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 2:25 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch May 22, 2026, 2:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 22, 2026, 2:29 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @slate sequoia, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @cloud acorn, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, and @sterile sable
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@cloud acorn was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @cloud acorn died.

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@urban fog got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@long vine was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@sterile sable found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@urban fog sat on a wall. @urban fog had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @urban fog together again. @urban fog died.

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@wanton anvil drew swords on the ground. @livid shuttle started stomping all over them. Furious, @wanton anvil picked one up and stabbed @livid shuttle with it.. @livid shuttle died.