#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 231

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humble lion May 20, 2026, 1:00 PM

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raw moss May 20, 2026, 1:04 PM

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long vine May 20, 2026, 1:17 PM

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empty iron May 20, 2026, 1:17 PM

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left mist May 20, 2026, 1:19 PM

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orchid crystal May 20, 2026, 1:22 PM

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near mortar May 20, 2026, 1:23 PM

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upper mantle May 20, 2026, 1:26 PM

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hexed notch May 20, 2026, 1:29 PM

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iron cairn May 20, 2026, 1:29 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @cloud tiger, @left mist, @empty iron, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @orchid crystal, @humble lion, @upper mantle, and @near mortar
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@steel sentinel started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @near mortar and @humble lion out.

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@empty iron was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @empty iron died.

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@livid shuttle tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@amber ermine tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@upper mantle and @left mist had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@cloud tiger 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @amber ermine to death. @amber ermine died.

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@abstract thunder was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @abstract thunder died.

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@iron cairn tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@hexed notch launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@livid shuttle got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss modified @orchid crystal's Solar Flare Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @orchid crystal was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @orchid crystal died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @humble lion saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @near mortar stabbed them in the back. @humble lion died.

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@upper mantle sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @upper mantle died.

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@hexed notch drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@near mortar was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @steel sentinel's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @near mortar died.

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@left mist sang a song to try to impress @cloud tiger, @long vine, and @tranquil wyvern. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@cloud tiger skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @cloud tiger died.

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@tranquil wyvern stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @steel sentinel is approaching @hexed notch!

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@hexed notch tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @hexed notch died.

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@iron cairn soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @iron cairn dyed.

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@left mist drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @left mist died.

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@steel sentinel used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@iron cairn died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @iron cairn died.

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@long vine tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @cloud tiger
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @upper mantle

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left mist May 20, 2026, 1:39 PM

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wise fjord May 20, 2026, 1:43 PM

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long vine May 20, 2026, 1:43 PM

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raw moss May 20, 2026, 1:45 PM

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cloud tiger May 20, 2026, 1:45 PM

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amber ermine May 20, 2026, 1:47 PM

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humble lion May 20, 2026, 1:47 PM

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glacial totem May 20, 2026, 1:49 PM

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cloud acorn May 20, 2026, 1:51 PM

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steel sentinel May 20, 2026, 1:58 PM

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wanton anvil May 20, 2026, 1:59 PM

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jolly swift May 20, 2026, 2:01 PM

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near mortar May 20, 2026, 2:02 PM

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slate blade May 20, 2026, 2:15 PM

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hallow trench May 20, 2026, 2:20 PM

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hexed notch May 20, 2026, 2:28 PM

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iron cairn May 20, 2026, 2:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @cloud tiger, @left mist, @iron cairn, @long vine, @amber ermine, @cloud acorn, @hallow trench, @wise fjord, @steel sentinel, @humble lion, @slate blade, and @near mortar
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@glacial totem was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @glacial totem died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @cloud tiger. Apparently, not that many. @cloud tiger died.

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@steel sentinel and @hexed notch cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @hexed notch, because @steel sentinel was wearing Frost armor.

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@wanton anvil found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@amber ermine's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@left mist activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @left mist died.

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@long vine couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@amber ermine caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @amber ermine died.

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@wise fjord drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@iron cairn started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@raw moss talked with @cloud acorn about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@near mortar headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@humble lion spun around in a full circle and shot @cloud acorn with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @cloud acorn died.

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@wise fjord grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@near mortar burned @wise fjord to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @near mortar for reading books. @wise fjord died.

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@hallow trench disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @slate blade, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @slate blade died.

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@jolly swift put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@iron cairn warned @hexed notch not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @hexed notch trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@steel sentinel used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@near mortar got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@wanton anvil was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @wanton anvil into the freezing cold water. @wanton anvil died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @humble lion's eye sockets. @humble lion died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@long vine shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@iron cairn recruited @hexed notch as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@hallow trench found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@long vine killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@jolly swift tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@hexed notch drew swords on the ground. @hallow trench started stomping all over them. Furious, @hexed notch picked one up and stabbed @hallow trench with it.. @hallow trench died.

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@steel sentinel's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@iron cairn was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@long vine took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@hexed notch wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @hexed notch through the wall. @hexed notch died.

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After opening a present, @raw moss discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@iron cairn tried to kill @jolly swift by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@jolly swift shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @jolly swift's face. @jolly swift died.

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@iron cairn read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @iron cairn then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @iron cairn died.

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@long vine vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel watched @raw moss go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @raw moss was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@raw moss went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 8th place: @humble lion
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 20, 2026, 2:43 PM

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cloud acorn May 20, 2026, 2:43 PM

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wanton anvil May 20, 2026, 2:43 PM

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static trout May 20, 2026, 2:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 20, 2026, 3:00 PM

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slate blade May 20, 2026, 3:05 PM

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amber ermine May 20, 2026, 3:05 PM

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orchid crystal May 20, 2026, 3:11 PM

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steel sentinel May 20, 2026, 3:14 PM

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shrewd radish May 20, 2026, 3:19 PM

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hallow trench May 20, 2026, 3:25 PM

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jolly swift May 20, 2026, 3:27 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @static trout, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @cloud acorn, @hallow trench, @steel sentinel, @shrewd radish, @orchid crystal, and @slate blade
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@shrewd radish made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@tranquil wyvern killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@static trout was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @static trout's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @amber ermine's neck. @amber ermine died.

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@wanton anvil eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@cloud acorn played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @cloud acorn died.

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@shrewd radish was ordered by @steel sentinel to sing a song or be killed. @shrewd radish tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @shrewd radish died.

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@hallow trench invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@slate blade placed chests all over the world except where @orchid crystal was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @orchid crystal died.

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@steel sentinel theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@wanton anvil sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@hallow trench took aim at @raw moss from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@tranquil wyvern ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@jolly swift contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@raw moss was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@steel sentinel made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@slate blade contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @slate blade died.

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@jolly swift pulled out their Seedler and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @jolly swift pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@hallow trench held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@wanton anvil started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@tranquil wyvern hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@tranquil wyvern, @raw moss and @jolly swift played hot potato with a grenade. @jolly swift forgot to pass it on. @jolly swift died.

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@wanton anvil tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @wanton anvil died.

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@hallow trench tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @hallow trench's mouth.

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@hallow trench tickled @raw moss from behind while they were busy sharpening their Palm Wood Sword. @hallow trench died.

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@steel sentinel shot their Boomstick to the left of @tranquil wyvern just to scare them. @tranquil wyvern heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@raw moss was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @orchid crystal
100 points go to 9th place: @shrewd radish
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

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wanton anvil May 20, 2026, 3:38 PM

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raw moss May 20, 2026, 3:38 PM

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slate blade May 20, 2026, 3:39 PM

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shrewd radish May 20, 2026, 3:42 PM

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steel sentinel May 20, 2026, 3:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 20, 2026, 3:44 PM

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kindred kindle May 20, 2026, 4:02 PM

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upper mantle May 20, 2026, 4:04 PM

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wise fjord May 20, 2026, 4:13 PM

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full path May 20, 2026, 4:23 PM

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mental cloak May 20, 2026, 4:27 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @mental cloak, @steel sentinel, @wise fjord, @shrewd radish, @full path, @kindred kindle, @slate blade, and @upper mantle
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@kindred kindle started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@mental cloak didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @wise fjord's. @wise fjord died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @shrewd radish managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@raw moss recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @raw moss concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@shrewd radish ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @shrewd radish died.

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@steel sentinel found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@full path stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @full path died.

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@slate blade ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @slate blade died.

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@raw moss recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@tranquil wyvern and @kindred kindle played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@wanton anvil started barking like a dog while chasing @upper mantle.

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@upper mantle tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @upper mantle died.

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@wanton anvil attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @wanton anvil died.

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@mental cloak's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @mental cloak died.

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@tranquil wyvern verbally roasted @kindred kindle so hard that they burst into flames. @kindred kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel argued with @raw moss about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@raw moss wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @kindred kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @shrewd radish

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There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @marble socket, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @empty iron, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @kindred kindle, @slate blade, and @upper mantle
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@steel sentinel and @tranquil wyvern got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@urban fog dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @jolly swift diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@wanton anvil tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @wanton anvil died.

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@kindred kindle put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@slate blade begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@hexed notch performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@marble socket somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@empty iron ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @empty iron died.

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@urban fog was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @kindred kindle fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tranquil wyvern won by breaking @kindred kindle's spine. @kindred kindle died.

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@upper mantle befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@steel sentinel tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@hexed notch tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @slate blade's head instead. @slate blade died.

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@upper mantle managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @upper mantle found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @upper mantle died.

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@jolly swift started rallying for goblin rights.

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@long vine flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @hexed notch when the world was flipped.

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@jolly swift became convinced that @steel sentinel was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @steel sentinel, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@marble socket moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @marble socket died.

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@tranquil wyvern was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hexed notch thought they assassinated @steel sentinel, but it was just @hexed notch in disguise. Huh? @hexed notch died.

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@long vine wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@jolly swift was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@raw moss tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @raw moss didn't know that.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @steel sentinel knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@long vine went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@long vine tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @marble socket
100 points go to 8th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 9th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 10th place: @kindred kindle

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long vine May 20, 2026, 5:39 PM

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raw moss May 20, 2026, 5:40 PM

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steel sentinel May 20, 2026, 5:42 PM

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hardy patio May 20, 2026, 5:44 PM

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shrewd radish May 20, 2026, 5:47 PM

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upper mantle May 20, 2026, 6:04 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 20, 2026, 6:06 PM

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dim gale May 20, 2026, 6:27 PM

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mental cloak May 20, 2026, 6:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@dim gale, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @mental cloak, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @steel sentinel, @shrewd radish, @hardy patio, @slate blade, and @upper mantle
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@steel sentinel and @cloud acorn started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @steel sentinel took out their actual shotgun. @cloud acorn died.

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@upper mantle bragged to @raw moss about their combat skills. @raw moss didn't really know @upper mantle and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@tranquil wyvern started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@shrewd radish was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @shrewd radish died.

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@dim gale tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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Someone let the dogs out! @slate blade tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @slate blade died.

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@upper mantle started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @upper mantle died.

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@wanton anvil planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@dim gale decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @dim gale died.

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@hardy patio found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@steel sentinel was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@tranquil wyvern was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@wanton anvil was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @wanton anvil died.

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@mental cloak was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @mental cloak died.

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@hardy patio accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@steel sentinel just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@raw moss took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@raw moss was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 9th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 10th place: @slate blade

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wanton anvil May 20, 2026, 6:41 PM

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raw moss May 20, 2026, 6:41 PM

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steel sentinel May 20, 2026, 6:42 PM

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urban fog May 20, 2026, 6:49 PM

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cloud acorn May 20, 2026, 6:53 PM

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hardy patio May 20, 2026, 6:54 PM

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shrewd radish May 20, 2026, 6:55 PM

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naive flower May 20, 2026, 6:56 PM

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long vine May 20, 2026, 7:04 PM

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random sandal May 20, 2026, 7:08 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 20, 2026, 7:12 PM

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upper mantle May 20, 2026, 7:18 PM

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left mist May 20, 2026, 7:21 PM

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rancid dragon May 20, 2026, 7:21 PM

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static trout May 20, 2026, 7:29 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@static trout, @naive flower, @raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @cloud acorn, @rancid dragon, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @shrewd radish, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, and @upper mantle
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@static trout's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @static trout died.

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@cloud acorn started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@naive flower accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @naive flower died.

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@livid shuttle saw @long vine trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @livid shuttle is calling the police!

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@wanton anvil thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @wanton anvil died.

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@upper mantle claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@left mist tried to save @steel sentinel's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @left mist died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @left mist died.

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@tranquil wyvern started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@cloud acorn jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @cloud acorn died.

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@raw moss somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @raw moss's chests for the rest of its life.

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@hardy patio paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@rancid dragon found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @rancid dragon died.

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@livid shuttle appeared to be taking a group picture of @hardy patio, @random sandal, and @upper mantle. @livid shuttle's selfie turned out great!

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@long vine found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@urban fog invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss tried to kill @shrewd radish, but failed to ask for consent.

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@tranquil wyvern went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@shrewd radish joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@shrewd radish couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their The Horseman's Blade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @shrewd radish's heart and brain. @shrewd radish died.

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@livid shuttle swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@upper mantle became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @steel sentinel had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @upper mantle's suffering. @upper mantle died.

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@hardy patio heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@raw moss had a sleepover with @steel sentinel, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@hardy patio didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @hardy patio died.

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@random sandal adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@long vine used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @long vine then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@tranquil wyvern built a floating city and named it "England".

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@random sandal found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @random sandal died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tranquil wyvern unlocked the power of flight!

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@steel sentinel summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @tranquil wyvern's life points directly. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@raw moss received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @raw moss died.

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@long vine was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@steel sentinel developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@long vine tried to throw a Mushroom Spear at @steel sentinel before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@steel sentinel overwhelmed @long vine with a storm of flying bananas. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @random sandal
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @shrewd radish
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 20, 2026, 7:47 PM

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wanton anvil May 20, 2026, 7:53 PM

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steel sentinel May 20, 2026, 7:57 PM

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upper mantle May 20, 2026, 8:06 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 20, 2026, 8:07 PM

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left mist May 20, 2026, 8:25 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

random sandal May 20, 2026, 8:31 PM

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long vine May 20, 2026, 8:37 PM

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static trout May 20, 2026, 9:05 PM

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meager frost May 20, 2026, 9:26 PM

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mental cloak May 20, 2026, 9:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@static trout, @raw moss, @random sandal, @gilded plover, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @mental cloak, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @tepid prawn, @full path, @livid shuttle, @upper mantle, and @meager frost
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@steel sentinel tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@long vine obscured @wanton anvil's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @wanton anvil escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@livid shuttle was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@gilded plover solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@static trout was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @random sandal's Star Cannon. @static trout died.

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@meager frost and @left mist were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@full path found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @tranquil wyvern, @upper mantle, and @raw moss. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @raw moss died.

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@meager frost and @mental cloak had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@random sandal was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @random sandal died.

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@gilded plover dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @upper mantle, but @upper mantle simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @gilded plover died.

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@wanton anvil had a terrible night. @wanton anvil died.

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@livid shuttle ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@tepid prawn sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @tepid prawn died.

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@full path asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @full path died.

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@steel sentinel distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@tranquil wyvern was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@livid shuttle rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @livid shuttle died.

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@upper mantle shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @upper mantle's head. @upper mantle died.

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@meager frost found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @meager frost pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@meager frost was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @meager frost barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @meager frost died.

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@steel sentinel had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@mental cloak escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@tranquil wyvern became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@mental cloak dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @mental cloak died.

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@left mist crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@long vine tried to attack @steel sentinel with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@left mist tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @left mist died.

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@long vine tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 7th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @tepid prawn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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meager frost May 20, 2026, 9:39 PM

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wanton anvil May 20, 2026, 9:40 PM

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long vine May 20, 2026, 9:43 PM

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wise fjord May 20, 2026, 9:51 PM

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gilded plover May 20, 2026, 10:03 PM

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Bb!register

wanton anvil May 20, 2026, 10:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 10:07 PM

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@wanton anvil, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

left mist May 20, 2026, 10:15 PM

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steel sentinel May 20, 2026, 10:21 PM

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cloud acorn May 20, 2026, 10:21 PM

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zealous walrus May 20, 2026, 10:22 PM

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raven stag May 20, 2026, 10:24 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

static trout May 20, 2026, 10:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 10:47 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mental cloak May 20, 2026, 11:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 11:02 PM

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glacial totem May 20, 2026, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 11:25 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @static trout, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @long vine, @mental cloak, @cloud acorn, @wise fjord, @steel sentinel, @raven stag, @meager frost, and @zealous walrus
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@static trout got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @static trout died.

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@mental cloak captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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While playing at the beach, @long vine buried @left mist in the sand. It took @left mist several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@wanton anvil fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@meager frost wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@wanton anvil wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@cloud acorn fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @cloud acorn died.

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@wise fjord found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @wise fjord died.

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@glacial totem took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @left mist and @meager frost ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@raven stag was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @raven stag died.

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@mental cloak cornered @glacial totem at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @glacial totem started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@meager frost drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @meager frost died.

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@left mist tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@steel sentinel hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @zealous walrus's house. @zealous walrus started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@glacial totem felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @left mist took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@mental cloak was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@zealous walrus found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@zealous walrus got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @zealous walrus died.

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@left mist spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @left mist died.

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@mental cloak learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@mental cloak made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @mental cloak died.

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@glacial totem started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @glacial totem soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @zealous walrus
150 points go to 6th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 7th place: @raven stag
100 points go to 8th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 9th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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wanton anvil May 20, 2026, 11:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 11:38 PM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 20, 2026, 11:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 11:41 PM

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glacial totem May 20, 2026, 11:43 PM

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cloud acorn May 20, 2026, 11:58 PM

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steel sentinel May 21, 2026, 12:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 12:01 AM

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slate blade May 21, 2026, 12:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 12:03 AM

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potent talon May 21, 2026, 12:07 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 12:07 AM

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left mist May 21, 2026, 12:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 12:08 AM

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static trout May 21, 2026, 12:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 12:16 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wise fjord May 21, 2026, 12:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 12:26 AM

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@wise fjord, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @static trout, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @cloud acorn, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @wise fjord, @potent talon, and @slate blade
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@wise fjord looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@wanton anvil became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@urban fog tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@glacial totem bashed @static trout in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@slate blade made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@cloud acorn confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@potent talon started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@steel sentinel crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@left mist hosted a spelling bee! @potent talon had to spell "cat". @slate blade had to spell "rain". @urban fog had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@static trout put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @static trout died.

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@cloud acorn flexed so hard on @wanton anvil that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @wanton anvil died.

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@wise fjord, @steel sentinel, and @urban fog worked on a group project, but it looked like @wise fjord was doing most of the work.

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@left mist didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @left mist died.

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@cloud acorn found some soup in their fly.

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@glacial totem listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @glacial totem saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@slate blade sacrificed @cloud acorn by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @cloud acorn died.

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@steel sentinel landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @steel sentinel accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @steel sentinel died.

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@urban fog entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @urban fog died.

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@wise fjord took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @wise fjord died.

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@slate blade will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@potent talon hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @potent talon died.

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@slate blade stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @slate blade died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @slate blade
250 points go to 3rd place: @potent talon
150 points go to 4th place: @wise fjord
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 8th place: @left mist
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cloud acorn May 21, 2026, 12:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 12:36 AM

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@cloud acorn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine May 21, 2026, 12:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 12:44 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil May 21, 2026, 12:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 12:51 AM

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balmy bridge May 21, 2026, 12:58 AM

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bb!register

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slate blade May 21, 2026, 1:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 1:08 AM

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@slate blade, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout May 21, 2026, 1:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 1:13 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 21, 2026, 1:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 1:15 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

left mist May 21, 2026, 1:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 1:19 AM

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@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

hardy patio May 21, 2026, 1:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 1:46 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 21, 2026, 1:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 1:57 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon May 21, 2026, 1:59 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 1:59 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 2:15 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

kindred kindle May 21, 2026, 2:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 2:25 AM

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@kindred kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 13 players remaining.
@static trout, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @long vine, @cloud acorn, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @kindred kindle, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, and @balmy bridge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@potent talon wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@left mist saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@static trout drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @long vine appeared instead.

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@wanton anvil rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @wanton anvil's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@static trout fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @static trout died.

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@wanton anvil made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @wanton anvil died.

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@left mist climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @left mist died.

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@long vine built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @long vine died.

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@cloud acorn fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @cloud acorn died.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @livid shuttle begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@livid shuttle spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@livid shuttle’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@livid shuttle went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@hardy patio wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@raw moss used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@potent talon was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@urban fog swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @urban fog died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @balmy bridge spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@hardy patio discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @hardy patio died.

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@kindred kindle got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @kindred kindle died.

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@livid shuttle tried to shoot @potent talon using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @balmy bridge's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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Congratulations, @potent talon! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @potent talon died.

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@raw moss heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@livid shuttle zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@slate blade tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @slate blade. @slate blade died.

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@raw moss used their embezzled funds to shred through @balmy bridge with a Coin Gun. @balmy bridge died.

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@livid shuttle tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@raw moss found @livid shuttle sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@livid shuttle was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 4th place: @slate blade
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @kindred kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wanton anvil May 21, 2026, 2:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 2:38 AM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

left mist May 21, 2026, 2:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 2:39 AM

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@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

full path May 21, 2026, 2:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 2:39 AM

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 21, 2026, 2:45 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@static trout, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @long vine, @full path, @hardy patio, @kindred kindle, @jagged echo, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @slate blade
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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @potent talon. Queen Bee died.

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@wanton anvil suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@hardy patio followed @slate blade into the jungle. @hardy patio started looking left, right and center for @slate blade, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@livid shuttle opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@iron cairn put two forward slashes in front of @static trout and commented them out of existence. @static trout died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @long vine was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @long vine died.

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@left mist spiced up @full path's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @full path died.

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@jagged echo found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@kindred kindle became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@jagged echo kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @slate blade had had enough, so they scooped @jagged echo to death with an ice cream spoon. @jagged echo died.

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@potent talon had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @potent talon's skull. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@iron cairn climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @raw moss and @left mist.

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@hardy patio obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@hardy patio was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@slate blade and @raw moss had a very merry unbirthday party together. @left mist found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@iron cairn started blocking @wanton anvil's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@livid shuttle was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @livid shuttle lived.

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@kindred kindle opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@livid shuttle took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @livid shuttle died.

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@slate blade made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @slate blade died.

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@raw moss accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @raw moss allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@kindred kindle was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @left mist. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @kindred kindle died.

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@wanton anvil explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@iron cairn started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@hardy patio invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@wanton anvil told @raw moss that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @raw moss vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@left mist struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@left mist was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@wanton anvil stole @iron cairn's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @iron cairn was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@wanton anvil swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @wanton anvil died.

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@left mist was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @left mist died.

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@iron cairn touched @hardy patio's gun without permission. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss literally gaslighted @hardy patio by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @kindred kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @jagged echo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wanton anvil May 21, 2026, 3:39 AM

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exotic saddle May 21, 2026, 3:44 AM

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hallow trench May 21, 2026, 4:02 AM

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cloud tiger May 21, 2026, 4:04 AM

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fringe shuttle May 21, 2026, 4:08 AM

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urban fog May 21, 2026, 4:22 AM

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oblique lantern May 21, 2026, 4:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@wanton anvil, @cloud tiger, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, and @hardy patio
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@oblique lantern complained that they had no life, so @hallow trench used a Life Drain to take @cloud tiger's life and give it to @oblique lantern. @cloud tiger died.

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@wanton anvil got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @wanton anvil wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @wanton anvil was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@long vine took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @exotic saddle died.

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@hallow trench started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @hallow trench suddenly didn't feel so good. @hallow trench died.

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@fringe shuttle cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @fringe shuttle's heart! @fringe shuttle died.

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@urban fog told @tranquil wyvern to bite the dust. In response, @tranquil wyvern took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@hardy patio and @wanton anvil had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@oblique lantern spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@urban fog iwwegawy owoed to @tranquil wyvern and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @urban fog died.

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@wanton anvil shot @oblique lantern to death with a finger gun. @oblique lantern died.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@hardy patio ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @wanton anvil before they could say "Zoinks!" @wanton anvil died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hardy patio!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @wanton anvil
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @oblique lantern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud tiger

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog May 21, 2026, 4:38 AM

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raw moss May 21, 2026, 4:42 AM

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wanton anvil May 21, 2026, 4:42 AM

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left mist May 21, 2026, 4:50 AM

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fringe shuttle May 21, 2026, 4:51 AM

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soft lark May 21, 2026, 5:29 AM

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sterile sable May 21, 2026, 5:31 AM

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blissful warren May 21, 2026, 5:59 AM

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stray fossil May 21, 2026, 6:15 AM

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cloud acorn May 21, 2026, 6:19 AM

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hallow trench May 21, 2026, 6:22 AM

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hexed notch May 21, 2026, 6:28 AM

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subtle dew May 21, 2026, 6:29 AM

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brave shore May 21, 2026, 6:29 AM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @subtle dew, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @long vine, @stray fossil, @cloud acorn, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, @blissful warren, @brave shore, and @sterile sable
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While sitting on a bench together with @cloud acorn, @stray fossil leaned away and farted.

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@soft lark accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @soft lark died.

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@glacial totem decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@left mist was building a nice house. @hallow trench asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @left mist just looked confused.

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@sterile sable held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@subtle dew wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@wanton anvil got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @wanton anvil died.

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@raw moss briefly considered proposing marriage to @long vine, but married a bee instead.

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@fringe shuttle tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @urban fog, but they were in broad daylight.

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@blissful warren tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@livid shuttle told @left mist a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @left mist died.

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@stray fossil spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @stray fossil died.

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@long vine discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@cloud acorn used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @cloud acorn died.

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@urban fog bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @urban fog was blown to smithereens. @urban fog died.

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@sterile sable started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@livid shuttle put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @livid shuttle whole. @livid shuttle died.

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@subtle dew equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @blissful warren into approaching. @subtle dew then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @blissful warren with two Sniper Rifle shots. @blissful warren died.

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@brave shore tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@sterile sable greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @sterile sable died.

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@hallow trench tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@glacial totem accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @glacial totem died.

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The Demolitionist told @hallow trench that it was a good day to die. @hallow trench thought so too. @hallow trench died.

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@brave shore tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@fringe shuttle built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@subtle dew went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@hexed notch recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@raw moss found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @subtle dew, who was out swimming that day. @subtle dew died.

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@fringe shuttle challenged @hexed notch to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @hexed notch's turn to win. @fringe shuttle died.

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@hexed notch tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@raw moss watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@long vine found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @long vine died.

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@brave shore was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @fringe shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle dew
100 points go to 7th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful warren

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 21, 2026, 6:39 AM

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glacial totem May 21, 2026, 6:40 AM

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long vine May 21, 2026, 6:40 AM

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fringe shuttle May 21, 2026, 6:45 AM

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hallow trench May 21, 2026, 6:48 AM

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urban fog May 21, 2026, 6:49 AM

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cloud acorn May 21, 2026, 6:49 AM

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subtle dew May 21, 2026, 7:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 7:05 AM

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glacial totem May 21, 2026, 7:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 7:06 AM

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waxen marlin May 21, 2026, 7:17 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @subtle dew, @raw moss, @long vine, @cloud acorn, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@hallow trench invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@subtle dew released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @subtle dew, but it was very satisfying.

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@glacial totem tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @glacial totem was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle performed open heart surgery on @cloud acorn, even though @cloud acorn never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @cloud acorn died.

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@waxen marlin took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @fringe shuttle. @fringe shuttle died.

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@long vine returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@subtle dew donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@livid shuttle tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@urban fog breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @urban fog died.

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@hallow trench hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@raw moss made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@waxen marlin opened the front door and saw @subtle dew trying to murder the Guide. @waxen marlin slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@waxen marlin threatened @hallow trench with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @hallow trench informed @waxen marlin as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @long vine had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@subtle dew found a room full of Bunny Banners in @livid shuttle's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@long vine and @raw moss strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @long vine suggested using cover against them. @raw moss recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@hallow trench started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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A monkey dramatically raised @hallow trench up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @hallow trench off said cliff. @hallow trench died.

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@raw moss murdered @subtle dew by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @subtle dew died.

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@raw moss literally impeached @long vine by squashing them under a giant peach. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @subtle dew
150 points go to 4th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss May 21, 2026, 7:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 7:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin May 21, 2026, 7:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 7:39 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava May 21, 2026, 7:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 7:39 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 21, 2026, 7:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 7:40 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fringe shuttle May 21, 2026, 7:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 7:41 AM

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@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem May 21, 2026, 7:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 7:41 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine May 21, 2026, 7:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 7:43 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine May 21, 2026, 7:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 7:48 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hallow trench May 21, 2026, 8:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 8:03 AM

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@hallow trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

soft lark May 21, 2026, 8:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 8:03 AM

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern May 21, 2026, 8:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 8:04 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

subtle dew May 21, 2026, 8:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 21, 2026, 8:15 AM

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@subtle dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @subtle dew, @raw moss, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @fringe shuttle watched the carnage from a safe distance. @glacial totem died.

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@soft lark went down @subtle dew's chimney to deliver presents, but @subtle dew's fireplace was still in use. @soft lark died.

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@long vine drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @amber ermine

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@raw moss invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@hallow trench took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@urban fog sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@tranquil wyvern made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@amber ermine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@fringe shuttle constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@urban fog won in a fight against @proud lava by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @proud lava died.

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@long vine crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them, not knowing that @long vine was just a completionist.

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@fringe shuttle accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @fringe shuttle died.

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@urban fog tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine declared war against @hallow trench because they didn't like something @hallow trench said in their AMA.