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hexed notch May 19, 2026, 4:17 PM

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long vine May 19, 2026, 4:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @cloud acorn, @ancient lagoon, @urban fog, @wise fjord, @livid shuttle, and @slate blade
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@amber ermine was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @amber ermine died.

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@wise fjord tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @wise fjord quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tidal bane thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@long vine found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@cloud acorn started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@jolly swift decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@tranquil wyvern failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@wanton anvil decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@cloud acorn tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @cloud acorn died.

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@urban fog used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @urban fog died.

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@wise fjord carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @wise fjord died.

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@jolly swift opportunistically attacked @slate blade with a Bladed Glove while their cell phone was ringing. @slate blade died.

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@livid shuttle began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@jolly swift went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @jolly swift died.

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@hexed notch and @ancient lagoon set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@tidal bane and @wanton anvil ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@wanton anvil gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @wanton anvil died.

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@tranquil wyvern wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@ancient lagoon thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@long vine jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@livid shuttle told @hexed notch a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@long vine became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@ancient lagoon tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@tranquil wyvern and @hexed notch were about to face off, but @tranquil wyvern had to run off to the restroom first.

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Several players decided to form a band. @tidal bane was the trumpet, @livid shuttle was the clarinetist, @hexed notch was the drummer, and @ancient lagoon was the drum. @ancient lagoon died.

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@long vine trapped @hexed notch in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@livid shuttle broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Laser Drill to literally bore @tidal bane to death. @tidal bane died.

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@long vine dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @long vine is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@tranquil wyvern shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @ancient lagoon
100 points go to 7th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 10th place: @wise fjord

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long vine May 19, 2026, 4:39 PM

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wanton anvil May 19, 2026, 4:41 PM

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urban fog May 19, 2026, 4:44 PM

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upper mantle May 19, 2026, 4:44 PM

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marble socket May 19, 2026, 4:53 PM

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cloud acorn May 19, 2026, 4:53 PM

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regal karma May 19, 2026, 4:55 PM

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fringe shuttle May 19, 2026, 5:08 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 19, 2026, 5:19 PM

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full path May 19, 2026, 5:26 PM

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glacial totem May 19, 2026, 5:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @marble socket, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @cloud acorn, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @regal karma, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @upper mantle
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@upper mantle accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@glacial totem drank sand for 10 hours. @glacial totem died.

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@full path was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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No one told @cloud acorn that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @cloud acorn died.

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@long vine fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @urban fog, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@fringe shuttle felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @fringe shuttle died.

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@regal karma started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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Thanks to @urban fog's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @livid shuttle's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @urban fog died.

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Santa Claus asked @full path what they wanted for Christmas. @full path replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@long vine got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@regal karma tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @regal karma is now bald.

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@upper mantle searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@wanton anvil attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@livid shuttle played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@tranquil wyvern kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@regal karma took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@upper mantle was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @upper mantle died.

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@full path used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@wanton anvil silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @full path's back, which then integrated itself into @full path's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@tranquil wyvern hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@long vine and @regal karma were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@marble socket drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@wanton anvil went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @wanton anvil died.

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@marble socket decisively vanquished @full path through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @full path died.

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@regal karma tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @regal karma died.

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@tranquil wyvern fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@long vine developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@marble socket managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to launch a poison dart frog at @marble socket through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @tranquil wyvern has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@marble socket boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @marble socket died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @marble socket
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @regal karma
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @fringe shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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full path May 19, 2026, 5:40 PM

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wanton anvil May 19, 2026, 5:42 PM

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urban fog May 19, 2026, 5:42 PM

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long vine May 19, 2026, 5:45 PM

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wise fjord May 19, 2026, 5:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 19, 2026, 5:48 PM

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urban fog May 19, 2026, 6:08 PM

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upper mantle May 19, 2026, 6:08 PM

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proper wedge May 19, 2026, 6:19 PM

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lucid coral May 19, 2026, 6:25 PM

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mental cloak May 19, 2026, 6:28 PM

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iron cairn May 19, 2026, 6:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@marble socket, @lucid coral, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @mental cloak, @proper wedge, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @urban fog, @wise fjord, @full path, and @upper mantle
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@lucid coral went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @lucid coral died.

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@long vine and @iron cairn were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @long vine, but left @iron cairn alone because they smelled funny. @long vine died.

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@urban fog was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @urban fog died.

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@full path tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@wise fjord searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@wise fjord used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @wise fjord died.

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@marble socket constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@full path was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @full path died.

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@upper mantle smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @upper mantle, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @upper mantle died.

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@proper wedge died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @proper wedge was revived.

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@mental cloak was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @mental cloak died.

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@wanton anvil asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @wanton anvil died.

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@proper wedge tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @proper wedge died.

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@iron cairn wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @marble socket killed them. @marble socket died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tranquil wyvern's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@tranquil wyvern made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @tranquil wyvern rich and famous.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @iron cairn excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@tranquil wyvern spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@iron cairn looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@tranquil wyvern tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @iron cairn demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @tranquil wyvern by two. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @iron cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @iron cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @marble socket
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 7th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cloud acorn May 19, 2026, 6:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 19, 2026, 6:44 PM

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full path May 19, 2026, 6:57 PM

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wise fjord May 19, 2026, 6:58 PM

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urban fog May 19, 2026, 6:59 PM

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magic urchin May 19, 2026, 7:06 PM

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hexed notch May 19, 2026, 7:11 PM

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glossy heath May 19, 2026, 7:24 PM

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nova vortex May 19, 2026, 7:24 PM

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steel sentinel May 19, 2026, 7:25 PM

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iron cairn May 19, 2026, 7:25 PM

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wanton anvil May 19, 2026, 7:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:27 PM

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round cypress May 19, 2026, 7:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @magic urchin, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @nova vortex, @cloud acorn, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @wise fjord, @full path, @round cypress, and @glossy heath
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The fighting begins again!

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@magic urchin made some Synonym Rolls for @full path and @wise fjord. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@magic urchin had the high ground, but @tranquil wyvern just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @magic urchin toppling to their doom. @magic urchin died.

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@iron cairn suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @iron cairn died.

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@nova vortex always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @nova vortex died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @round cypress flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@cloud acorn explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @cloud acorn died.

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@hexed notch summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@steel sentinel didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @steel sentinel died.

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@urban fog successfully snuck into @round cypress's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @urban fog died.

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@wise fjord was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @wise fjord died.

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@full path angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @full path died.

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@glossy heath used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@round cypress was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @round cypress suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@round cypress realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @round cypress died.

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@tranquil wyvern donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@wanton anvil wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@glossy heath tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @glossy heath died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @hexed notch tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@wanton anvil tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @wanton anvil died.

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@tranquil wyvern built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@tranquil wyvern got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 4th place: @glossy heath
150 points go to 5th place: @round cypress
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wanton anvil, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @shell mantle, @velvet dune, @hallow trench, @fresh trout, @urban fog, @wise fjord, @full path, and @balmy bridge
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@wise fjord hid from @cloud acorn by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@wanton anvil used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@shell mantle wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @quick pebble into an apple. @quick pebble died.

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@full path and @glacial totem discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@cloud acorn woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @hallow trench found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @cloud acorn with bug spray. @cloud acorn died.

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@shell mantle told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @shell mantle died.

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@balmy bridge was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@tranquil wyvern and @urban fog got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@velvet dune accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @velvet dune died. @velvet dune died. @velvet dune died. @velvet dune died.

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@fresh trout was cornered by @wanton anvil, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@balmy bridge tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@hallow trench forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @hallow trench died.

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@full path started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@wise fjord walked into a bar. @wanton anvil laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@full path tried hacking into @balmy bridge's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @balmy bridge's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@urban fog suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @urban fog died.

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The Nurse told @wise fjord they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @wise fjord died.

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@full path trash talked @balmy bridge, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @full path suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @full path died.

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@balmy bridge ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @balmy bridge died.

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@fresh trout became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@tranquil wyvern stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@wanton anvil began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @wanton anvil died.

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@fresh trout ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@glacial totem set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@fresh trout found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@fresh trout embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @fresh trout tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @fresh trout died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @fresh trout
250 points go to 3rd place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet dune

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There are 10 players remaining.
@naive flower, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @empty iron, @iron cairn, @cloud acorn, @full path, @waxen marlin, @upper mantle, and @balmy bridge
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A Martian Probe spotted @empty iron, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @empty iron was too boring.

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@naive flower wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @naive flower died.

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@left mist tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@full path teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@waxen marlin thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@upper mantle tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@wanton anvil took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn got impaled by Mourning Wood. @iron cairn died.

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@cloud acorn fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @cloud acorn died.

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@upper mantle tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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While @full path looked inside a Corruption chasm, @left mist pranked them by pushing them inside. @full path died.

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@balmy bridge threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@left mist sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@waxen marlin spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @waxen marlin still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @waxen marlin died.

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@upper mantle tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @upper mantle died.

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@balmy bridge burst with happiness, quite literally. @balmy bridge died.

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@empty iron failed to properly hydrate. @empty iron died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @left mist!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @left mist
500 points go to 2nd place: @empty iron
250 points go to 3rd place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 4th place: @upper mantle
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 8th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @naive flower

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @next hemlock, @left mist, @cloud acorn, @velvet dune, @wise fjord, @urban fog, @grizzled canopy, @hardy patio, @potent talon, and @livid shuttle
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@glacial totem realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @glacial totem died.

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@random sandal gave @left mist a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @left mist gave @random sandal a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @random sandal died.

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@wanton anvil and @cloud acorn engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @cloud acorn blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @cloud acorn died.

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@wise fjord somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @wise fjord died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @hardy patio would soon die a gruesome death. @hardy patio ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@urban fog tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @urban fog died.

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@grizzled canopy tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @potent talon, but it refused to listen because @grizzled canopy didn't have enough badges.

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@grizzled canopy was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @grizzled canopy died.

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@wanton anvil was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@livid shuttle found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@potent talon tried to kill @next hemlock with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@velvet dune kept talking, but stopped after @raw moss held up their hand. @raw moss demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@hardy patio was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@left mist accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@hardy patio was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @hardy patio died.

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@potent talon underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @potent talon died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @livid shuttle was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @livid shuttle had ever been in. @livid shuttle died.

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@wanton anvil found the Last Prism. Then @raw moss found another one, meaning that @wanton anvil's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@wanton anvil's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @wanton anvil! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@velvet dune found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@next hemlock fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@raw moss started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@left mist tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@left mist and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @wanton anvil was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@left mist fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @left mist died.

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@next hemlock tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@raw moss visited @next hemlock, but no one was home. @raw moss felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@wanton anvil tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @wanton anvil died.

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@next hemlock started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@velvet dune built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @velvet dune died.

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@raw moss distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@next hemlock jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @next hemlock died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cloud acorn May 19, 2026, 11:39 PM

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next hemlock May 19, 2026, 11:45 PM

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upper mantle May 19, 2026, 11:47 PM

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urban fog May 19, 2026, 11:53 PM

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chrome steeple May 20, 2026, 12:12 AM

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exotic saddle May 20, 2026, 12:13 AM

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potent talon May 20, 2026, 12:16 AM

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hardy patio May 20, 2026, 12:18 AM

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mental cloak May 20, 2026, 12:28 AM

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left mist May 20, 2026, 12:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@wanton anvil, @next hemlock, @left mist, @mental cloak, @chrome steeple, @cloud acorn, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @upper mantle
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@wanton anvil thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @wanton anvil died.

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@chrome steeple tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @chrome steeple died.

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@cloud acorn was eaten by a tree. @cloud acorn died.

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@urban fog's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @urban fog died.

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@potent talon's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @potent talon died.

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@hardy patio found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@mental cloak asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@upper mantle found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @upper mantle was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@left mist sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@upper mantle hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@mental cloak made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @upper mantle joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @upper mantle died.

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@exotic saddle triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @exotic saddle died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @livid shuttle disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@next hemlock hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @next hemlock could pull it to shore.

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@hardy patio got stuck in @livid shuttle's Rod of Discord farm. @hardy patio died.

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@left mist kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @left mist red. @left mist died.

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@mental cloak tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @mental cloak died.

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@livid shuttle followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @next hemlock!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @next hemlock
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

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glacial totem May 20, 2026, 1:45 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @next hemlock, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @cloud acorn, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @potent talon, and @livid shuttle
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@wanton anvil wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@glacial totem finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @urban fog caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@exotic saddle tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@livid shuttle looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@cloud acorn started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@potent talon felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @next hemlock's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@hardy patio drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@hexed notch was briefly jumpscared by @raw moss wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@iron cairn performed surgery on a grape.

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@wanton anvil tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@glacial totem was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @glacial totem died.

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@cloud acorn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@livid shuttle tried to high-five @hardy patio, but @hardy patio went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@iron cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@potent talon found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@exotic saddle finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@hexed notch's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@raw moss brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @raw moss died.

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@next hemlock started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @next hemlock died.

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@exotic saddle declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @exotic saddle's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@hardy patio found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@hexed notch tried to shoot an apple off of @wanton anvil's head. @hexed notch's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @wanton anvil died.

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@cloud acorn promised to @urban fog that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@iron cairn thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@livid shuttle ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @livid shuttle, @iron cairn broke their fall with their own body. @iron cairn died.

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@cloud acorn finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @cloud acorn died.

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@exotic saddle put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @livid shuttle, who silenced @urban fog by filling their hiding place with water. @urban fog died.

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@hardy patio damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@hexed notch and @potent talon played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @hexed notch was the chicken. @potent talon died.

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@hardy patio replaced @livid shuttle's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed notch put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@hexed notch died.

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The Winner is @hardy patio!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 8th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @next hemlock

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left mist May 20, 2026, 2:39 AM

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hardy patio May 20, 2026, 2:42 AM

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urban fog May 20, 2026, 2:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 4:03 AM

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hardy patio May 20, 2026, 4:13 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@static trout, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @velvet dune, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, and @idle pike
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@wanton anvil wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@hardy patio was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@static trout wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @idle pike wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @static trout killed the Traveling Merchant first. @static trout died.

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@left mist saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@wanton anvil fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @livid shuttle. @wanton anvil died.

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@urban fog couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@slate blade couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@raw moss made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@hardy patio had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@fringe shuttle tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @fringe shuttle died.

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@idle pike spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@raw moss threw @urban fog in the washing machine and turned it on. @urban fog died.

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@slate blade played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @slate blade died.

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@velvet dune painted the Snow biome yellow.

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A mysterious stranger gave @idle pike a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @raw moss with it. However, @idle pike clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @idle pike died.

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@left mist encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @left mist decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@livid shuttle invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@velvet dune, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@livid shuttle tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@raw moss didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@velvet dune placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @velvet dune died.

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@hardy patio saw @left mist standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @left mist died.

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@raw moss fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @livid shuttle and @hardy patio to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@hardy patio was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @raw moss never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@livid shuttle loves @raw moss to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @idle pike
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

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slate blade May 20, 2026, 4:38 AM

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raw moss May 20, 2026, 4:55 AM

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tropic valley May 20, 2026, 4:55 AM

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fringe shuttle May 20, 2026, 5:01 AM

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long vine May 20, 2026, 5:17 AM

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unique token May 20, 2026, 5:25 AM

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raven stag May 20, 2026, 5:25 AM

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hexed notch May 20, 2026, 5:29 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@subtle dew, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @left mist, @long vine, @tropic valley, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @unique token, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @blissful warren, @slate blade, and @raven stag
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@livid shuttle needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@raw moss went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@waxen marlin drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@blissful warren broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@left mist dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @left mist died.

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@tropic valley stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @tropic valley died.

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@slate blade overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@unique token was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@subtle dew invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@urban fog ran out of bullets while fighting @fringe shuttle, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @fringe shuttle died.

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@raven stag wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@hardy patio poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@urban fog emerged from a tree stump and scolded @waxen marlin for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @waxen marlin was still holding an axe. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin had a dirty mind. Then @hexed notch sprayed @waxen marlin's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @waxen marlin died.

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@blissful warren, @subtle dew, and @raw moss formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@livid shuttle was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @livid shuttle died.

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@hardy patio made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @unique token walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@slate blade has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @slate blade woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@raven stag asked @hardy patio if they "knew the way". @hardy patio didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@slate blade tried to attack @long vine by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @slate blade died.

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@raven stag ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @raven stag died.

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@subtle dew tried to get @hexed notch to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @subtle dew died.

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Low on health, @blissful warren hid from @unique token by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @blissful warren died.

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@long vine was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @hexed notch caught them in time.

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@hardy patio knocked furiously on @unique token's door while holding an axe. @unique token shouted, "Who's there?"

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@raw moss and @unique token were having a nice picnic on the beach when @hardy patio stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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A zombie snuck up on @hardy patio and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @hardy patio died.

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@hexed notch got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @long vine got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @unique token in disguise.

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@unique token tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@unique token was playing hide and seek with @raw moss and @long vine, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @unique token died.

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@long vine donned a Martian costume and chased @raw moss in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @unique token
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @blissful warren
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle dew
100 points go to 8th place: @raven stag
100 points go to 9th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slate blade May 20, 2026, 5:43 AM

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blissful warren May 20, 2026, 5:46 AM

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raw moss May 20, 2026, 5:52 AM

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meager frost May 20, 2026, 6:20 AM

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hexed notch May 20, 2026, 6:24 AM

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digital flame May 20, 2026, 6:27 AM

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rustic coral May 20, 2026, 6:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @digital flame, @rustic coral, @fringe shuttle, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @blissful warren, @slate blade, and @meager frost
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The fighting begins again!

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@hexed notch and @slate blade had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@rustic coral summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @rustic coral died.

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@waxen marlin "borrowed" @digital flame's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @digital flame's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @waxen marlin could return it.

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While examining a strange emblem, @waxen marlin accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @waxen marlin died.

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@blissful warren left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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While streaming a fitness game, @fringe shuttle accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@raw moss found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@meager frost tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@digital flame paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Rainbow Rod.

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@livid shuttle started riding a Unicorn. @meager frost chased @livid shuttle while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@blissful warren found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @blissful warren died.

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@slate blade stole @raw moss's lemons. @raw moss got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @slate blade's house down.

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@fringe shuttle found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @slate blade died.

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@raw moss tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@digital flame playfully poked @hexed notch and laughed. @hexed notch playfully poked them back with a Trident. @digital flame died.

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@meager frost flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @meager frost died.

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@raw moss began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@livid shuttle heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @livid shuttle stopped because their voice became horse.

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@fringe shuttle pumped @hexed notch full of lead. No one was hurt, but @hexed notch's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@fringe shuttle walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @fringe shuttle died.

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@hexed notch went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @hexed notch died.

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@livid shuttle wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @fringe shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @meager frost
150 points go to 6th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful warren
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic coral

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There are 15 players remaining.
@subtle dew, @naive flower, @raw moss, @soft lark, @long vine, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @tall sentinel, @slate blade, and @meager frost
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@naive flower wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @naive flower's head. @naive flower died.

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@potent talon was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@steel sentinel messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@raw moss learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @raw moss died.

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@waxen marlin started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @waxen marlin - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @waxen marlin then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@fringe shuttle was stalking @urban fog's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @fringe shuttle died.

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@urban fog's booty was plundered by pirates. @urban fog died.

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@soft lark was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@subtle dew looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@meager frost couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@long vine went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@hardy patio used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @hardy patio died.

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@subtle dew was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@waxen marlin thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @waxen marlin died.

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@soft lark found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@steel sentinel insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @potent talon insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @potent talon, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@long vine was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@slate blade won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@soft lark found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@livid shuttle was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine and @subtle dew huddled around @meager frost to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @meager frost's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@slate blade's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @slate blade died.

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@tall sentinel followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @tall sentinel died.

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@subtle dew hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@meager frost drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@meager frost accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @meager frost died.

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@steel sentinel invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@subtle dew turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @subtle dew died.

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@soft lark spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@long vine challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @long vine died.

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@soft lark was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @soft lark died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @soft lark
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle dew
150 points go to 5th place: @meager frost
150 points go to 6th place: @tall sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog May 20, 2026, 8:39 AM

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meager frost May 20, 2026, 8:40 AM

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subtle dew May 20, 2026, 8:41 AM

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steel sentinel May 20, 2026, 8:44 AM

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slate blade May 20, 2026, 8:45 AM

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waxen marlin May 20, 2026, 8:49 AM

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tranquil wyvern May 20, 2026, 8:52 AM

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tepid prawn May 20, 2026, 9:06 AM

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hexed notch May 20, 2026, 9:27 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@subtle dew, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @tepid prawn, @waxen marlin, @tall sentinel, @slate blade, and @meager frost
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@urban fog pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @urban fog died.

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@hexed notch looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@slate blade suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@tall sentinel started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@tepid prawn chewed some gum. It made @tepid prawn feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @tepid prawn died.

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@subtle dew made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@meager frost watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@waxen marlin declared that 64 was their favorite number. @tranquil wyvern wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @waxen marlin by stabbing them 64 times. @waxen marlin died.

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@tall sentinel was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @tall sentinel died.

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@hexed notch heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @meager frost, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@slate blade and @steel sentinel were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @slate blade fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @slate blade died.

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@steel sentinel swung a Copper Shortsword at @subtle dew, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@meager frost put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@hexed notch was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@meager frost traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @meager frost died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@subtle dew came out of @hexed notch's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@steel sentinel was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@tranquil wyvern was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@subtle dew was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @subtle dew died.

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@hexed notch spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@tranquil wyvern declared war on emus. The emus won. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @hexed notch was caught in the crossfire. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle dew
150 points go to 5th place: @meager frost
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @tall sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @tepid prawn
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hexed notch May 20, 2026, 10:02 AM

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humble lion May 20, 2026, 10:06 AM

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devout dew May 20, 2026, 10:11 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @random sandal, @devout dew, @cloud tiger, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @humble lion, @slate blade, and @lime creek
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@cloud tiger put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @cloud tiger died.

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@waxen marlin started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@livid shuttle chased @waxen marlin with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @waxen marlin died.

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@humble lion was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @humble lion died.

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@steel sentinel teleported behind @slate blade using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @slate blade died.

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@lime creek stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @lime creek died.

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@livid shuttle challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @livid shuttle died.

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@random sandal planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@steel sentinel found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern managed to kill @hexed notch by doing absolutely nothing. @hexed notch died.

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@random sandal felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @turbid skiff setting explosives beneath them. @random sandal died.

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@tranquil wyvern went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@devout dew disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@devout dew accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @devout dew was forgiven.

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@turbid skiff's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @turbid skiff died.

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@devout dew had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@steel sentinel flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@devout dew forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @devout dew died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @devout dew
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @random sandal
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 10th place: @humble lion

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel May 20, 2026, 10:46 AM

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tranquil wyvern May 20, 2026, 11:14 AM

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static trout May 20, 2026, 11:16 AM

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subtle dew May 20, 2026, 11:26 AM

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lime creek May 20, 2026, 11:28 AM

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hexed notch May 20, 2026, 11:28 AM

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brave shore May 20, 2026, 11:31 AM

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long vine May 20, 2026, 11:40 AM

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tepid prawn May 20, 2026, 11:42 AM

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cloud acorn May 20, 2026, 12:04 PM

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near mortar May 20, 2026, 12:09 PM

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raw moss May 20, 2026, 12:12 PM

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humble lion May 20, 2026, 12:18 PM

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oblique lantern May 20, 2026, 12:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 12:20 PM

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@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift May 20, 2026, 12:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 12:21 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

upper mantle May 20, 2026, 12:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 12:29 PM

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@upper mantle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

livid shuttle May 20, 2026, 12:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 12:30 PM

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 19 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @static trout, @subtle dew, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @cloud tiger, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @cloud acorn, @steel sentinel, @tepid prawn, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @humble lion, @brave shore, @upper mantle, @lime creek, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@oblique lantern gave a hug to @brave shore and almost choked them to death!

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@raw moss attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@jolly swift tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @jolly swift died.

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@cloud tiger watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@static trout tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @static trout died.

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@subtle dew used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @subtle dew died.

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@hexed notch got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @hexed notch died.

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@upper mantle used their Starfury to lop off @cloud tiger's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @upper mantle invented golf. @cloud tiger died.

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@livid shuttle's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @livid shuttle responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@waxen marlin equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@cloud acorn called @tepid prawn on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @cloud acorn died.

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@tepid prawn attacked @humble lion with a Legendary Zenith, but @humble lion's pen was mightier. @tepid prawn died.

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@long vine used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@raw moss found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@oblique lantern constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tranquil wyvern by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @oblique lantern's positioning was a bit off. @oblique lantern died.

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@lime creek equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@waxen marlin was in the middle of taking a shower when @near mortar took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @waxen marlin died.

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@upper mantle used a Medusa Head on @livid shuttle and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @livid shuttle died.

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@humble lion blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @humble lion died.

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@tranquil wyvern got tired of @brave shore constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @brave shore died.

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@lime creek watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@upper mantle took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @upper mantle died.

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@long vine fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@long vine flossed their teeth with @steel sentinel's shoelaces.

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@tranquil wyvern almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@raw moss wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@lime creek tried to assassinate @near mortar, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@lime creek walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @lime creek died.

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@long vine decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@near mortar fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@tranquil wyvern tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @tranquil wyvern's mind right in front of their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @long vine died.

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@raw moss built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@raw moss opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@steel sentinel fed @raw moss several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@raw moss spoke softly to @steel sentinel while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @humble lion
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

steel sentinel May 20, 2026, 12:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 12:38 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cloud tiger May 20, 2026, 12:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 20, 2026, 12:41 PM

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@cloud tiger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder May 20, 2026, 12:41 PM

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