#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 229

gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:36 PM

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After years of research, @tranquil wyvern found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@mental cloak fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @mental cloak died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @mental cloak
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @random sandal
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @half falcon
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 10th place: @hallow trench

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

wanton anvil May 18, 2026, 6:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:38 PM

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wise fjord May 18, 2026, 6:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:38 PM

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raw moss May 18, 2026, 6:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:38 PM

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tepid prawn May 18, 2026, 6:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 18, 2026, 6:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:42 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fringe shuttle May 18, 2026, 6:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:52 PM

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waxen marlin May 18, 2026, 7:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 7:00 PM

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amber ermine May 18, 2026, 7:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 7:01 PM

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cloud acorn May 18, 2026, 7:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 7:11 PM

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random sandal May 18, 2026, 7:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 7:24 PM

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@random sandal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unique token May 18, 2026, 7:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 7:29 PM

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@unique token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @cloud acorn, @fringe shuttle, @wise fjord, @unique token, @tepid prawn, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@waxen marlin and @tepid prawn were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@wanton anvil started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @wanton anvil died.

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@random sandal used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@amber ermine used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@fringe shuttle started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@raw moss wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@wise fjord finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@cloud acorn wanted to start a band, and recruited @unique token as their keyboard player. @unique token showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@cloud acorn tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @cloud acorn then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @cloud acorn died.

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@fringe shuttle and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @fringe shuttle's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@wise fjord summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tepid prawn felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@tranquil wyvern got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@waxen marlin tried to attack @unique token with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @waxen marlin to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@random sandal shot a sand block at @raw moss with a Sandgun, but @raw moss managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@wise fjord's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Gold Broadsword was nice and clean, but their Shadewood Bow's string broke, and their Frost Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@fringe shuttle invited @livid shuttle to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @fringe shuttle was mauled by wolves. @fringe shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to confess their love to @tepid prawn, but @tepid prawn interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@random sandal activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@wise fjord went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @raw moss and @livid shuttle summoned the Impending Doom. @wise fjord died.

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@waxen marlin entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@tepid prawn trapped @random sandal in a maze, but while they were taunting @random sandal, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tepid prawn gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @tepid prawn died.

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@livid shuttle traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @waxen marlin. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @livid shuttle died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @unique token used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @unique token died.

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@random sandal mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@tranquil wyvern used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@raw moss shot @random sandal in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @random sandal died.

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@raw moss walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@tranquil wyvern was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @random sandal
150 points go to 4th place: @unique token
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @tepid prawn
100 points go to 8th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

exotic saddle May 18, 2026, 7:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 7:39 PM

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cloud acorn May 18, 2026, 7:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 7:41 PM

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waxen marlin May 18, 2026, 7:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 7:41 PM

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steel sentinel May 18, 2026, 7:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 7:47 PM

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steel sentinel May 18, 2026, 7:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 7:47 PM

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@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tepid prawn May 18, 2026, 7:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 7:58 PM

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wanton anvil May 18, 2026, 8:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 8:08 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 18, 2026, 8:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 8:16 PM

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random sandal May 18, 2026, 8:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 8:23 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

balmy bridge May 18, 2026, 8:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 8:31 PM

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@balmy bridge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 18, 2026, 8:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 8:58 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

left mist May 18, 2026, 9:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 9:15 PM

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@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @tepid prawn, @waxen marlin, and @balmy bridge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wanton anvil purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @tepid prawn was the bartender, @exotic saddle was the DJ, and @raw moss was the pinata. @raw moss died.

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@cloud acorn drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @left mist was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@wanton anvil saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @wanton anvil died.

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@balmy bridge placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Uzi.

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@cloud acorn did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @cloud acorn died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @exotic saddle some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @exotic saddle died.

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@tepid prawn accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @tepid prawn, go jump off that cliff. @tepid prawn died.

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@random sandal desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@left mist descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@balmy bridge tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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A witch prophesized that @steel sentinel would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@tranquil wyvern found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@waxen marlin brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@tranquil wyvern searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@left mist sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@waxen marlin used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @waxen marlin died.

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@random sandal started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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There was a snake in @balmy bridge's boot! @balmy bridge died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The sun burnt @random sandal into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@steel sentinel wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@left mist tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@left mist tried to explain to @steel sentinel that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @steel sentinel countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @left mist died.

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@steel sentinel stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@random sandal tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @random sandal died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @random sandal
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @tepid prawn
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

full path May 18, 2026, 9:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 9:38 PM

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cloud acorn May 18, 2026, 9:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 9:41 PM

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waxen marlin May 18, 2026, 9:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 9:42 PM

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fringe shuttle May 18, 2026, 9:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 9:47 PM

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wanton anvil May 18, 2026, 9:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 9:47 PM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

balmy bridge May 18, 2026, 9:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 9:56 PM

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left mist May 18, 2026, 10:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 10:07 PM

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@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel May 18, 2026, 10:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 10:08 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 10:30 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

glacial totem May 18, 2026, 10:32 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 10:32 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 18, 2026, 10:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 10:56 PM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome mason May 18, 2026, 11:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 11:01 PM

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@chrome mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine May 18, 2026, 11:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 11:11 PM

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tidal bane May 18, 2026, 11:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 11:13 PM

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velvet dune May 18, 2026, 11:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 11:21 PM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @chrome mason, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @long vine, @cloud acorn, @velvet dune, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @waxen marlin, and @balmy bridge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @glacial totem died.

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@fringe shuttle tried to use forbidden magic to erase @chrome mason from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @chrome mason die, so nothing actually happened.

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@velvet dune stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@tidal bane angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@wanton anvil used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@full path found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@steel sentinel practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @cloud acorn and @long vine got their chainsaws ready.

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@left mist threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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The Wall of Flesh told @chrome mason that there was something stuck in their teeth. @chrome mason checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @chrome mason died.

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@urban fog played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@wanton anvil's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @wanton anvil died.

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@cloud acorn was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @cloud acorn died.

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@velvet dune panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @velvet dune died.

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@steel sentinel did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @long vine, who happened to be passing by.

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@fringe shuttle thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @fringe shuttle died.

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@urban fog went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @urban fog died.

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@full path learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @full path died.

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@waxen marlin was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @waxen marlin died.

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@tidal bane realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@left mist offered to add a gold trim to @long vine's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@balmy bridge is hvinga stroker n. @balmy bridge died.

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@long vine learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @left mist found out that @long vine meant "killer" in the literal sense. @left mist died.

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@steel sentinel wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@tidal bane created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tidal bane's artistic genius.

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@tidal bane tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@long vine found some Diamond Ore. @steel sentinel quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @steel sentinel was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@long vine went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@tidal bane got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@tidal bane painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@steel sentinel asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@tidal bane drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @tidal bane died.

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@long vine looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@steel sentinel decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@long vine found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@steel sentinel was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@steel sentinel found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @long vine to check it out. @long vine decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@long vine took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@long vine was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

balmy bridge May 18, 2026, 11:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 11:39 PM

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@balmy bridge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

soft lark May 18, 2026, 11:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 11:41 PM

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tepid prawn May 18, 2026, 11:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 11:46 PM

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long vine May 18, 2026, 11:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 11:49 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cloud acorn May 18, 2026, 11:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 11:52 PM

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glacial totem May 18, 2026, 11:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 11:55 PM

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slate blade May 19, 2026, 12:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 12:00 AM

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steel sentinel May 19, 2026, 12:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 12:20 AM

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tidal bane May 19, 2026, 12:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 12:27 AM

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@tidal bane sharpened @glacial totem's face at a Sharpening Station. @glacial totem became the sharpest tool in the shed. @glacial totem died.

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@soft lark dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @soft lark died.

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@cloud acorn found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@velvet dune brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@steel sentinel started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @steel sentinel is still slurping that noodle.

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@slate blade tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @slate blade decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @cloud acorn into fertilizer. @cloud acorn died.

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@long vine wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@steel sentinel found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@tepid prawn toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @tepid prawn died.

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@slate blade didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @slate blade died.

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@velvet dune had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@balmy bridge tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@tidal bane couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@long vine tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@tidal bane saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@balmy bridge summoned a solar eclipse while @steel sentinel was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @balmy bridge died.

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@tidal bane's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tidal bane died.

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@steel sentinel tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@velvet dune built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@long vine fired their bow at @steel sentinel, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @long vine gave up.

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@steel sentinel was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@velvet dune sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @velvet dune died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @velvet dune
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @tepid prawn
100 points go to 8th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 9th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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@long vine accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@glacial totem heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @glacial totem died.

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@slate blade had @wanton anvil lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @wanton anvil, this wasn't a magic show. @wanton anvil died.

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@steel sentinel joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@urban fog smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@long vine unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @long vine died.

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@cloud acorn found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@tranquil wyvern found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@balmy bridge and @cloud acorn found themselves falling from a considerable height. @balmy bridge landed in a pool of water. @cloud acorn did not. @cloud acorn died.

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@tidal bane became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@urban fog got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @urban fog died.

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@slate blade merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@slate blade was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @slate blade died.

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@tidal bane filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@steel sentinel used the power of Flex Tape to stick @balmy bridge in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @balmy bridge's suffering to a swift end. @balmy bridge died.

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@tranquil wyvern consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@steel sentinel started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@tidal bane called @tranquil wyvern a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Bee Keeper.

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@tidal bane took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @tidal bane died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tidal bane
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 5th place: @slate blade
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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There are 15 players remaining.
@eager hemlock, @tidal bane, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @unique token, @slate blade, @amber python, and @upper mantle
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@slate blade and @wanton anvil were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@urban fog used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @tidal bane alive. @tidal bane died.

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@soft lark tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@left mist performed an interpretive dance for @eager hemlock and @amber python as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@tranquil wyvern blew @soft lark to bits using an exploding bed. @soft lark died.

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A pretty fairy led @wanton anvil to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @wanton anvil died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @oblique lantern was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@iron cairn brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @iron cairn died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @urban fog. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @oblique lantern probably liked trains a bit too much. @oblique lantern died.

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@unique token had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @unique token died.

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@slate blade was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @slate blade died.

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@amber python started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@upper mantle came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@steel sentinel picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@upper mantle started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@amber python tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @amber python died.

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@left mist didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @upper mantle, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @upper mantle died.

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@eager hemlock used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @eager hemlock died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @tranquil wyvern's. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@steel sentinel tried to destroy @left mist by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@long vine went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @long vine decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@steel sentinel ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@left mist was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @long vine stopped them in time.

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@left mist made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @left mist died.

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@long vine accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@steel sentinel blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @steel sentinel's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@steel sentinel escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@long vine angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @long vine's floating house. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @eager hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 7th place: @amber python
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @unique token
100 points go to 10th place: @oblique lantern

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There are 12 players remaining.
@raw moss, @wanton anvil, @digital flame, @iron cairn, @long vine, @mental cloak, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @eternal lark, @oblique lantern, @unique token, and @slate blade
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@eternal lark accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @eternal lark died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @oblique lantern's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @oblique lantern died.

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@fringe shuttle dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@unique token was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @unique token died.

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@digital flame reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @raw moss in a Fish costume.

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@slate blade tried attacking @long vine, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@wanton anvil comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@slate blade screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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After @slate blade drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @slate blade died.

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@digital flame accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @digital flame.

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@digital flame gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @digital flame died.

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@iron cairn was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @iron cairn died.

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@wanton anvil swung a Blade of Grass at @fringe shuttle and missed. However, @fringe shuttle acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @wanton anvil to receive a yellow card.

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@long vine overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@wanton anvil dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @wanton anvil died.

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@raw moss bought a Gatligator and fired it at @steel sentinel for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @raw moss furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@mental cloak was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @fringe shuttle being mercilessly tickled by @mental cloak.

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@steel sentinel created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @fringe shuttle got too close while watching. @fringe shuttle died.

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@raw moss had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@steel sentinel created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@raw moss found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@mental cloak lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @mental cloak died.

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@long vine was dunked on by @raw moss. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@long vine's skeleton decided that @long vine wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @long vine died.

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@raw moss found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@steel sentinel slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @raw moss's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 5th place: @fringe shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 9th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 10th place: @unique token

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog May 19, 2026, 4:52 AM

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unique token May 19, 2026, 4:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 5:08 AM

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@nova vortex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel May 19, 2026, 5:16 AM

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amber ermine May 19, 2026, 5:22 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

potent talon May 19, 2026, 5:34 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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near mortar May 19, 2026, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

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slate blade May 19, 2026, 5:41 AM

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bb!register

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raw moss May 19, 2026, 5:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 6:11 AM

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grizzled trout May 19, 2026, 6:14 AM

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bb!register

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cloud acorn May 19, 2026, 6:22 AM

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bb!register

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hallow trench May 19, 2026, 6:27 AM

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@hallow trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 17 players remaining.
@raw moss, @grizzled trout, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @amber ermine, @nova vortex, @cloud acorn, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @eternal lark, @unique token, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova vortex stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@slate blade tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@raw moss ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @raw moss died.

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@fringe shuttle wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@livid shuttle took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@eternal lark pointed a wooden wand at @long vine and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@urban fog accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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After @grizzled trout went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @grizzled trout died.

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@amber ermine huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @hallow trench also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@potent talon wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@wanton anvil started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@near mortar tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@unique token drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@long vine and @eternal lark played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@wanton anvil's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @wanton anvil died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @slate blade wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@steel sentinel claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@cloud acorn was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@amber ermine tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @livid shuttle in disguise. @amber ermine died.

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@hallow trench gave @nova vortex Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @nova vortex died.

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@urban fog summoned the Old One's Army while @cloud acorn was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @cloud acorn died.

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@urban fog went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@fringe shuttle used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @unique token tested this theory on @fringe shuttle, who bounced, and ended up being right. @fringe shuttle died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@urban fog and @steel sentinel played catch with a Paladin. @urban fog accidentally fumbled a catch. @urban fog died.

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@eternal lark did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@eternal lark ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @eternal lark died.

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@slate blade spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@potent talon thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle pointed a Shotgun at @near mortar and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @livid shuttle looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @livid shuttle died.

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@slate blade asked @hallow trench to give them a hand, so @hallow trench chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@unique token wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@slate blade traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @slate blade did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @slate blade died.

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@near mortar ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @near mortar's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @near mortar died.

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@unique token hadn't seen @hallow trench in a long time, and missed them. @hallow trench aimed a Sniper Rifle at @unique token from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @unique token died.

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@long vine returned to their house, only to find that @hallow trench had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@steel sentinel tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@hallow trench used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@hallow trench decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @hallow trench died.

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@long vine drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@long vine was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@long vine drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @steel sentinel mopped @long vine up with a tissue. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 4th place: @unique token
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @eternal lark
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine May 19, 2026, 6:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 6:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem May 19, 2026, 6:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 6:39 AM

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cloud acorn May 19, 2026, 6:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 6:43 AM

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fringe shuttle May 19, 2026, 6:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 6:44 AM

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@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 19, 2026, 6:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 6:47 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

slate blade May 19, 2026, 7:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:08 AM

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@slate blade, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

meager frost May 19, 2026, 7:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:11 AM

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@meager frost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova vortex May 19, 2026, 7:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:13 AM

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@nova vortex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel May 19, 2026, 7:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:16 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proper wedge May 19, 2026, 7:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:25 AM

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@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch May 19, 2026, 7:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:25 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine May 19, 2026, 7:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:29 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lost goblet May 19, 2026, 7:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:29 AM

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@lost goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @lost goblet, @long vine, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @nova vortex, @cloud acorn, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, and @meager frost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @glacial totem turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @amber ermine died.

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@lost goblet yelled, "Duck!" @nova vortex excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @nova vortex died.

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@raw moss threw @cloud acorn into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @raw moss a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @cloud acorn died.

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@proper wedge did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @livid shuttle, who happened to be watching. @livid shuttle died.

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@slate blade went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @raw moss had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @slate blade died.

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@lost goblet was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@meager frost went AFK in their gel farm. @fringe shuttle set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @meager frost died.

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@hexed notch swapped @lost goblet's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @lost goblet then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @lost goblet died.

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@hexed notch sniped @proper wedge with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @hexed notch, it was opposite day. @hexed notch died.

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@fringe shuttle woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @fringe shuttle died.

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@proper wedge forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @proper wedge died.

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@raw moss picked a fight with a goose. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 4th place: @fringe shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @lost goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

fringe shuttle May 19, 2026, 7:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:37 AM

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@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine May 19, 2026, 7:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:43 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine May 19, 2026, 7:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:47 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar May 19, 2026, 7:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:48 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 19, 2026, 7:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:52 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

slate blade May 19, 2026, 7:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:53 AM

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@slate blade, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

meager frost May 19, 2026, 7:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 7:55 AM

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@meager frost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch May 19, 2026, 8:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:04 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

outer heron May 19, 2026, 8:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:06 AM

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@outer heron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

humble lion May 19, 2026, 8:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:08 AM

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@humble lion, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern May 19, 2026, 8:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:09 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 19, 2026, 8:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:10 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unique token May 19, 2026, 8:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:17 AM

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@unique token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proper wedge May 19, 2026, 8:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:20 AM

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@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel May 19, 2026, 8:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:24 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

clear island May 19, 2026, 8:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:29 AM

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@clear island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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soft lark May 19, 2026, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:30 AM

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@raw moss, @outer heron, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @clear island, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @unique token, @humble lion, @slate blade, @near mortar, and @meager frost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine tried to steal @fringe shuttle's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@meager frost asked for @near mortar's autograph. At first, @near mortar was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@hexed notch built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @outer heron was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @outer heron died.

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@proper wedge pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @clear island.

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@humble lion started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@clear island wished for the ability to fly. @steel sentinel granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @clear island died.

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@tranquil wyvern tied up @long vine and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @long vine to die. However, @long vine managed to escape from their bonds.

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@amber ermine accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @urban fog died.

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@slate blade tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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The moon hit @humble lion's eye like a big pizza pie. @humble lion died.

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@unique token found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@proper wedge went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@slate blade tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @slate blade died.

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@near mortar tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @near mortar died.

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@meager frost ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @meager frost died.

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@steel sentinel, @fringe shuttle, and @long vine made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@proper wedge went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @proper wedge's fault.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @fringe shuttle is now goo. @fringe shuttle died.

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@proper wedge practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @proper wedge died.

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@hexed notch received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@raw moss found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @unique token. @unique token died.

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@soft lark accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @soft lark died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tranquil wyvern's brains. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel lulled @long vine into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @long vine died.

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@raw moss has fallen, and they can't get up. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 6th place: @unique token
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @meager frost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine May 19, 2026, 8:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fringe shuttle May 19, 2026, 8:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:40 AM

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@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 19, 2026, 8:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

meager frost May 19, 2026, 8:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:40 AM

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@meager frost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine May 19, 2026, 8:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:41 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel May 19, 2026, 8:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:47 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

outer heron May 19, 2026, 8:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:51 AM

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@outer heron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hallow trench May 19, 2026, 8:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:57 AM

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@hallow trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern May 19, 2026, 8:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 8:59 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 9:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

meager frost May 19, 2026, 9:32 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 9:32 AM

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@meager frost, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

nova vortex May 19, 2026, 9:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 9:33 AM

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@nova vortex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

subtle dew May 19, 2026, 9:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 9:40 AM

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@subtle dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

soft lark May 19, 2026, 9:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 9:41 AM

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch May 19, 2026, 10:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 10:18 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@subtle dew, @outer heron, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @nova vortex, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, and @meager frost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova vortex found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@livid shuttle learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@long vine calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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After an intense fight, @fringe shuttle was beaten by @raw moss in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @raw moss told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@outer heron was looking kind of dumb after @hexed notch's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @outer heron died.

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@tranquil wyvern popped @soft lark by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @soft lark died.

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@long vine drank a Molotov Cocktail. @long vine died.

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@meager frost preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@amber ermine thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@nova vortex went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @nova vortex died.

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@tranquil wyvern sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@fringe shuttle baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@fringe shuttle curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @fringe shuttle in half. @fringe shuttle died.

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@hallow trench wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@subtle dew couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@livid shuttle became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @livid shuttle died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @subtle dew needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @subtle dew. @subtle dew died.

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@meager frost combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@meager frost hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @meager frost died.

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@hallow trench discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @hallow trench died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @tranquil wyvern extremely rich.

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@steel sentinel laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@hexed notch drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@tranquil wyvern made fun of @raw moss for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @raw moss shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 6th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle dew
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @nova vortex

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There are 11 players remaining.
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@nova vortex used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @nova vortex died.

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@hallow trench drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@cloud acorn saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @cloud acorn died.

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@long vine forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@subtle dew tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@slate blade found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @steel sentinel died.

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@hexed notch drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@meager frost tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@tranquil wyvern was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @slate blade with its horns. @slate blade died.

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@subtle dew used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@hexed notch tried to strike @hallow trench down, but @hallow trench instead became more powerful than @hexed notch could possibly imagine.

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@raw moss covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@long vine ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@subtle dew looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @subtle dew died.

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@meager frost forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @meager frost wasn't a Slime, @meager frost was endlessly beaten. @meager frost died.

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@hallow trench had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @raw moss shot them with an arrow. @hallow trench died.

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@hexed notch tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @tranquil wyvern played solitaire. @raw moss stood behind them and watched.

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@raw moss lured @tranquil wyvern into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @tranquil wyvern's dust allergy! @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 6th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle dew
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

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@subtle dew began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@cloud acorn went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@long vine forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@outer heron forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @outer heron died.

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@tranquil wyvern joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tranquil wyvern was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@magic urchin called @hallow trench a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @magic urchin died.

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@raw moss tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@long vine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern used an Inferno Fork to eat. @cloud acorn thought they didn't notice, but @tranquil wyvern just really likes spicy food.

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@slate blade compressed @amber ermine until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@cloud acorn threw a snowball at @hallow trench. To counter this, @hallow trench threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @cloud acorn died.

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@raw moss started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @hallow trench found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @hallow trench was trapped for all eternity. @hallow trench died.

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@tranquil wyvern started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @tranquil wyvern decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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After eating supper together, @subtle dew betrayed @slate blade in exchange for 30 silver coins. @slate blade died.

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@subtle dew was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @subtle dew died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @raw moss's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @subtle dew
150 points go to 4th place: @slate blade
150 points go to 5th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 6th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @magic urchin
100 points go to 10th place: @outer heron

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@amber ermine hid an actuator in @outer heron's lunch. Later that day, @outer heron stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @outer heron died.

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@random sandal was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @random sandal died.

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@raw moss modified @amber ermine's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @amber ermine was never seen again. @amber ermine died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @wise fjord was flattened by a road roller. @wise fjord died.

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@tidal bane and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @long vine tattled on them.

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@slate blade stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @slate blade died.

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@wanton anvil got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @wanton anvil, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @wanton anvil died.

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@tidal bane was infected by a zombie virus. @tidal bane died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @hallow trench's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @hallow trench died.

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@tranquil wyvern was vehicularly manslaughtered by @long vine's minecart. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tidal bane ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@raw moss tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@tidal bane ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @tidal bane died.

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@raw moss was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @random sandal

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There are 13 players remaining.
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@tranquil wyvern rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@outer heron got burninated by Tim. @outer heron died.

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@raw moss vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @raw moss died.

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@ancient lagoon climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@near mortar started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @livid shuttle and @wise fjord.

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@hexed notch was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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Rumors started spreading that @wanton anvil was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @wanton anvil.

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@tidal bane paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Chain Gun.

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@amber ermine found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @amber ermine headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@near mortar cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@amber ermine became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @amber ermine died.

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@wise fjord used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @wise fjord died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@wanton anvil rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @wanton anvil with unnecessary advice.

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@ancient lagoon tricked @livid shuttle into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @livid shuttle died.

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@slate blade got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @slate blade died.

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@tidal bane and @near mortar were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @tidal bane suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @near mortar turned around to look. @near mortar died.

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@ancient lagoon donated all of their organs to those in need. @ancient lagoon died.

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@wanton anvil encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @wanton anvil died.

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@hexed notch crafted @iron cairn into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @iron cairn died.

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@tidal bane equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @tidal bane died.

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@hexed notch started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @tranquil wyvern forced them to put in some more effort.

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@hexed notch made up their own language and used it to threaten @tranquil wyvern, who simply scratched their head.

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@hexed notch and @tranquil wyvern had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@hexed notch and @tranquil wyvern built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@tranquil wyvern tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@hexed notch snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@tranquil wyvern made some scary noises in the dark. @hexed notch sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @ancient lagoon
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @wise fjord

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine May 19, 2026, 2:43 PM

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wise fjord May 19, 2026, 2:49 PM

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hexed notch May 19, 2026, 3:01 PM

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cloud acorn May 19, 2026, 3:05 PM

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jolly swift May 19, 2026, 3:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 19, 2026, 3:30 PM

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iron cairn May 19, 2026, 3:30 PM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @amber ermine, @cloud acorn, @ancient lagoon, @wise fjord, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @slate blade
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine snuck up behind @iron cairn, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @amber ermine decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@wise fjord built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@tidal bane tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @tidal bane died.

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@hexed notch found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@amber ermine hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @amber ermine died.

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@cloud acorn played rock-paper-scissors with @full path. @cloud acorn played paper. @full path played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @cloud acorn was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @cloud acorn died.

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@livid shuttle read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@wise fjord read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @wise fjord died.

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@wanton anvil ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@full path was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @full path died.

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@livid shuttle squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@iron cairn caused @ancient lagoon to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@wanton anvil tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@slate blade fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@hexed notch received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@jolly swift started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@livid shuttle pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @livid shuttle died.

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@iron cairn had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@ancient lagoon, @hexed notch, and @jolly swift formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@slate blade forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @slate blade died.

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@ancient lagoon wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @ancient lagoon died.

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@jolly swift took a potato chip... and ate it!

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @wanton anvil. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn literally can't even. @iron cairn died.

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@jolly swift drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @ancient lagoon
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slate blade May 19, 2026, 3:38 PM

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