#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 228

gleaming grove · 2026-05-18T00:35:26.091Z

>>> 's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@urban fog's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @urban fog sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@cloud acorn fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @cloud acorn died.

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@exotic saddle woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @balmy bridge found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @exotic saddle with bug spray. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @urban fog died.

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@amber python played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@hexed notch equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@amber python put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@amber python died.

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@balmy bridge was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @balmy bridge died.

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@keen oyster summoned a solar eclipse while @glacial totem was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @keen oyster died.

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@steel sentinel ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@hexed notch tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@raw moss somehow convinced @glacial totem that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @raw moss tattled on them.

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@raw moss built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@raw moss tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @keen oyster
150 points go to 6th place: @balmy bridge
100 points go to 7th place: @amber python
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

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There are 11 players remaining.
@keen oyster, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @cloud acorn, @steel sentinel, @full path, @humble lion, @slate blade, @amber python, and @balmy bridge
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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @cloud acorn's. @cloud acorn died.

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@left mist decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@steel sentinel crafted @full path into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @full path died.

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@slate blade relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@humble lion was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@balmy bridge smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@slate blade used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @slate blade died.

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@amber python moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @amber python died.

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@balmy bridge fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @balmy bridge died.

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@left mist and @steel sentinel were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@keen oyster cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @keen oyster's heart! @keen oyster died.

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@left mist tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @left mist died.

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@wanton anvil hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@wanton anvil summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @wanton anvil died.

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@steel sentinel had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@hexed notch fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@humble lion suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@humble lion successfully snuck into @steel sentinel's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @humble lion died.

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@hexed notch wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@hexed notch pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @humble lion
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @keen oyster
100 points go to 7th place: @balmy bridge
100 points go to 8th place: @amber python
100 points go to 9th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 10th place: @full path

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steel sentinel May 18, 2026, 2:02 AM

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tropic valley May 18, 2026, 2:20 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@keen oyster, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @tropic valley, @cloud acorn, @exotic saddle, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @slate blade, and @amber python
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@keen oyster swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @keen oyster died.

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@wanton anvil fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @wanton anvil died.

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@tropic valley ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @tropic valley died.

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@cloud acorn breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @cloud acorn died.

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@fringe shuttle got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @fringe shuttle died.

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@urban fog mistook @tranquil wyvern's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @urban fog died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @full path some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @full path died.

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@slate blade summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @slate blade died.

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@steel sentinel and @amber python fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @steel sentinel won by breaking @amber python's spine. @amber python died.

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@hexed notch and @exotic saddle had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@exotic saddle found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@hexed notch shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@steel sentinel went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @steel sentinel's canvas.

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@tranquil wyvern dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@exotic saddle was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@steel sentinel used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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While @exotic saddle looked inside a Corruption chasm, @hexed notch pranked them by pushing them inside. @exotic saddle died.

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@steel sentinel swung a Light's Bane at @hexed notch and missed. However, @hexed notch acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @steel sentinel to receive a yellow card.

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@steel sentinel was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@hexed notch found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@hexed notch's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @amber python
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

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keen oyster May 18, 2026, 3:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@eager hemlock, @keen oyster, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @tropic valley, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @alpine cove, and @slate blade
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@wanton anvil calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@slate blade donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@keen oyster was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@eager hemlock discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @eager hemlock died.

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@tropic valley was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @tropic valley died.

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@fringe shuttle sniped @steel sentinel with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @fringe shuttle, it was opposite day. @fringe shuttle died.

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@urban fog found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @urban fog died.

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@wanton anvil was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@full path became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @full path died.

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@slate blade got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@keen oyster drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@steel sentinel looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@alpine cove unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @alpine cove died.

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@slate blade read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @slate blade died.

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@keen oyster built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @keen oyster died.

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@steel sentinel ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@wanton anvil used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @wanton anvil died.

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@left mist started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @left mist is still slurping that noodle.

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@steel sentinel started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@left mist tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @left mist. @left mist died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @left mist
250 points go to 3rd place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 4th place: @keen oyster
150 points go to 5th place: @slate blade
150 points go to 6th place: @alpine cove
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @tropic valley

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left mist May 18, 2026, 3:38 AM

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urban fog May 18, 2026, 4:03 AM

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steel sentinel May 18, 2026, 4:09 AM

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hexed fiber May 18, 2026, 4:10 AM

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amber python May 18, 2026, 4:15 AM

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tropic valley May 18, 2026, 4:19 AM

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eager hemlock May 18, 2026, 4:24 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@eager hemlock, @keen oyster, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @tropic valley, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @waxen marlin, @hexed fiber, @slate blade, and @amber python
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@left mist got tired of @eager hemlock constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @eager hemlock died.

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@hexed fiber threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @raw moss would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @raw moss died.

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@wanton anvil told @keen oyster that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @keen oyster took those words literally and peeled @wanton anvil. @wanton anvil died.

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@tropic valley was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @tropic valley died.

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@steel sentinel returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@urban fog jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @urban fog died.

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@full path purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@slate blade was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@amber python started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @amber python decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@keen oyster went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@waxen marlin started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@steel sentinel began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@full path kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @hexed fiber had had enough, so they scooped @full path to death with an ice cream spoon. @full path died.

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@amber python flexed so hard on @waxen marlin that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @waxen marlin died.

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@keen oyster found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@hexed fiber took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @hexed fiber died.

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@slate blade shot a sand block at @keen oyster with a Sandgun, but @keen oyster managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@amber python ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@left mist tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@steel sentinel made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @slate blade joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @slate blade died.

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@keen oyster tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@amber python and @left mist set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@keen oyster was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@amber python invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @amber python died.

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@steel sentinel wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@keen oyster played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @keen oyster. @keen oyster died.

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@steel sentinel tried to stab @left mist, but @left mist's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @left mist died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @left mist
250 points go to 3rd place: @keen oyster
150 points go to 4th place: @amber python
150 points go to 5th place: @slate blade
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @tropic valley

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @keen oyster, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @waxen marlin, @slate blade, and @amber python
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@left mist went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@glacial totem was ordered by @slate blade to sing a song or be killed. @glacial totem tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel put two forward slashes in front of @keen oyster and commented them out of existence. @keen oyster died.

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@full path and @raw moss found themselves falling from a considerable height. @full path landed in a pool of water. @raw moss did not. @raw moss died.

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@wanton anvil was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @wanton anvil died.

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@left mist was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @left mist died.

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@urban fog used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @urban fog died.

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@full path was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @full path died.

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@fringe shuttle tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@waxen marlin drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @waxen marlin died.

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@slate blade used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @slate blade died.

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@amber python asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @steel sentinel, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @amber python to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @amber python died.

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@hallow trench's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @hallow trench died.

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@fringe shuttle stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @fringe shuttle died.

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@hexed notch watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@steel sentinel started barking like a dog while chasing @hexed notch.

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@hexed notch was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @fringe shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 5th place: @amber python
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @left mist

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@raw moss huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @glacial totem also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@amber ermine preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@fringe shuttle found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @slate blade, @waxen marlin, and @long vine. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @long vine died.

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@hexed notch and @urban fog farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@amber ermine's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @left mist and @hallow trench's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @amber ermine died.

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@fringe shuttle made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @fringe shuttle died.

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@urban fog got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin wanted to start a band, and recruited @slate blade as their keyboard player. @slate blade showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@raw moss visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @raw moss thought her hands were more interesting.

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@waxen marlin ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @waxen marlin died.

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@raw moss traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@slate blade snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @slate blade died.

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@hexed notch teleported behind @hallow trench using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @hallow trench died.

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@left mist sacrificed @hexed notch by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @hexed notch died.

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@glacial totem tried hacking into @left mist's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @left mist's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@raw moss started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@left mist ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @left mist died.

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@raw moss adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@raw moss solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@glacial totem found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@raw moss used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@glacial totem tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@raw moss forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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long vine May 18, 2026, 7:17 AM

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meager frost May 18, 2026, 7:25 AM

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@glacial totem, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @left mist, @long vine, @cloud acorn, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, and @meager frost
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@glacial totem was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @glacial totem died.

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@hallow trench was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@long vine baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @long vine died.

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@raw moss accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @raw moss.

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@cloud acorn took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @cloud acorn died.

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@fringe shuttle finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @slate blade caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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Thanks to @hallow trench's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @meager frost's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @hallow trench died.

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@left mist flossed their teeth with @slate blade's shoelaces.

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@meager frost accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@livid shuttle started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@raw moss found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@urban fog's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @urban fog died.

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@hexed notch was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@fringe shuttle asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@slate blade entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @slate blade died.

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@raw moss climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @raw moss died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @meager frost was caught in the crossfire. @meager frost died.

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@hexed notch's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@fringe shuttle took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@left mist accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@hexed notch became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@hexed notch traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @hexed notch did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @hexed notch died.

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@livid shuttle was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @fringe shuttle stopped them in time.

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@left mist wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@fringe shuttle was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @fringe shuttle died.

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@livid shuttle wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@left mist thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@livid shuttle challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @left mist!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @left mist
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @fringe shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @meager frost
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

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urban fog May 18, 2026, 7:40 AM

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left mist May 18, 2026, 7:42 AM

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long vine May 18, 2026, 7:50 AM

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tranquil wyvern May 18, 2026, 8:03 AM

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hexed notch May 18, 2026, 8:26 AM

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hallow trench May 18, 2026, 8:28 AM

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turbid skiff May 18, 2026, 8:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @left mist, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, and @meager frost
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@urban fog carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @urban fog died.

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@slate blade tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @slate blade died.

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A strange device attached itself to @hallow trench's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @hallow trench died.

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@meager frost's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @meager frost died.

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@turbid skiff used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @turbid skiff died.

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@fringe shuttle told @long vine that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @long vine took those words literally and peeled @fringe shuttle. @fringe shuttle died.

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@livid shuttle claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @long vine was morbidly interested.

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@left mist was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @left mist died.

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@hexed notch had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @hexed notch wasn't a pie. @hexed notch died.

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@livid shuttle took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @long vine's Rod of Discord.

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@tranquil wyvern tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @long vine with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@livid shuttle started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@tranquil wyvern was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 10th place: @slate blade

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine May 18, 2026, 8:39 AM

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fringe shuttle May 18, 2026, 8:40 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @left mist, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @unique token, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, and @meager frost
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@long vine dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@hexed notch got tired of @left mist trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @left mist at a Sawmill. @left mist died.

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@unique token promised @hallow trench that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @hallow trench died.

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@livid shuttle consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@slate blade tried to instigate drama against @fringe shuttle, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @slate blade used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @fringe shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@livid shuttle got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @livid shuttle died.

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@meager frost’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@unique token was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @slate blade's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @slate blade died.

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@meager frost challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @meager frost died.

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@tranquil wyvern started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@tranquil wyvern fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@hexed notch underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@hexed notch wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @unique token on a spit. @unique token died.

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@hexed notch was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @unique token
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @meager frost
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 10th place: @left mist

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unique token May 18, 2026, 10:16 AM

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unkempt osprey May 18, 2026, 10:25 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @cloud acorn, @lunar birch, @hallow trench, @unique token, @slate blade, and @meager frost
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@cloud acorn hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @cloud acorn died.

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@long vine traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@lunar birch heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @lunar birch died.

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@meager frost tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Blood Butcherer instead of a Bug Net.

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@hallow trench was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @hallow trench died.

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@hexed notch found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@slate blade joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @slate blade died.

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@meager frost clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @meager frost died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@unkempt osprey and @unique token found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@unkempt osprey got a piggyback ride from @hexed notch, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @hexed notch died.

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@unique token wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@long vine found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@unkempt osprey saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @unique token instead. @unique token died.

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@long vine picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @unkempt osprey!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @unkempt osprey
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @unique token
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 9th place: @lunar birch
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

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cloud acorn May 18, 2026, 10:39 AM

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hexed notch May 18, 2026, 11:06 AM

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opal bobcat May 18, 2026, 11:07 AM

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half falcon May 18, 2026, 11:07 AM

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devout dew May 18, 2026, 11:18 AM

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rustic coral May 18, 2026, 11:18 AM

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unkempt osprey May 18, 2026, 11:19 AM

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random sandal May 18, 2026, 11:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@half falcon, @hexed notch, @opal bobcat, @random sandal, @unkempt osprey, @devout dew, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @cloud acorn, and @slate blade
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@opal bobcat started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@rustic coral built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@devout dew solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@opal bobcat was buried under an avalanche that @cloud acorn had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @opal bobcat died.

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@rustic coral uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @rustic coral died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@unkempt osprey got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@random sandal took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@long vine walked up to @cloud acorn and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @long vine, that kills people! @cloud acorn died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@half falcon found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @half falcon walked out the door.

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@unkempt osprey threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@random sandal was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@slate blade accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @slate blade died.

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@half falcon tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @half falcon died.

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@devout dew added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@hexed notch was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @hexed notch died.

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@random sandal met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @random sandal ended up completely fine.

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@devout dew chased @tranquil wyvern with their Tin Broadsword. @tranquil wyvern tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @devout dew. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@random sandal tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @unkempt osprey and @devout dew, who did not approve of gambling.

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@long vine took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@random sandal claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@devout dew refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@unkempt osprey crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @unkempt osprey's entire body.

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@long vine and @unkempt osprey played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@unkempt osprey and @devout dew decided to play catch with a White Phasesaber. @unkempt osprey missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @unkempt osprey died.

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@long vine discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@random sandal put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @random sandal died.

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@long vine tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@devout dew decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @devout dew died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @devout dew
250 points go to 3rd place: @random sandal
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @half falcon
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic coral

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine May 18, 2026, 11:40 AM

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slate blade May 18, 2026, 11:45 AM

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cloud acorn May 18, 2026, 11:54 AM

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tepid prawn May 18, 2026, 12:00 PM

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meager frost May 18, 2026, 12:04 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 18, 2026, 12:11 PM

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amber ermine May 18, 2026, 12:21 PM

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marble socket May 18, 2026, 12:23 PM

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wise fjord May 18, 2026, 12:33 PM

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near mortar May 18, 2026, 12:45 PM

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wanton anvil May 18, 2026, 12:50 PM

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ebon matrix May 18, 2026, 1:03 PM

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left mist May 18, 2026, 1:22 PM

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empty iron May 18, 2026, 1:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@marble socket, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @empty iron, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @cloud acorn, @wise fjord, @tepid prawn, @ebon matrix, @slate blade, @near mortar, and @meager frost
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@meager frost found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@tranquil wyvern gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @wanton anvil, who was in the front row. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @amber ermine died.

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@cloud acorn transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @cloud acorn died.

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@marble socket was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @marble socket dried.

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@wise fjord was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @wise fjord died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@tepid prawn couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @tepid prawn died.

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@ebon matrix wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@tranquil wyvern thought that @marble socket was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@slate blade was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@ebon matrix saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @ebon matrix died.

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@empty iron got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@slate blade ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @slate blade said "thanks, you too." @slate blade died.

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@near mortar, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @near mortar died.

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@meager frost overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@meager frost picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @meager frost died.

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There once was a @empty iron who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @empty iron's insides, and all the animals were freed. @empty iron died.

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@left mist was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@marble socket was tired of @left mist constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @left mist's front yard. @left mist died.

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@random sandal handed @marble socket a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @marble socket died.

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@random sandal accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @random sandal died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @random sandal
250 points go to 3rd place: @marble socket
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @empty iron
150 points go to 6th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @tepid prawn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wise fjord May 18, 2026, 1:40 PM

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empty iron May 18, 2026, 1:41 PM

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near mortar May 18, 2026, 1:42 PM

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ebon matrix May 18, 2026, 1:43 PM

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long vine May 18, 2026, 1:46 PM

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wanton anvil May 18, 2026, 1:46 PM

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tepid prawn May 18, 2026, 1:53 PM

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slate blade May 18, 2026, 1:54 PM

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amber ermine May 18, 2026, 2:00 PM

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raw moss May 18, 2026, 2:02 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @clear island, @empty iron, @long vine, @amber ermine, @urban fog, @wise fjord, @tepid prawn, @ebon matrix, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, and @near mortar
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Pirates are approaching from the west! @raw moss wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@livid shuttle invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@tidal bane wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @tidal bane died.

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@wanton anvil was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @wanton anvil died.

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@amber ermine equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @long vine chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @amber ermine's shattered corpse. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @urban fog died.

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@wise fjord was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @wise fjord died.

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@hexed notch sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@tepid prawn got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@tepid prawn's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @tepid prawn died.

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@ebon matrix followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @ebon matrix discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @ebon matrix died.

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@hexed notch adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @livid shuttle wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @hexed notch all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@livid shuttle reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @slate blade. @slate blade died.

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@near mortar accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@near mortar started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @near mortar died.

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@long vine was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @long vine let them be.

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@empty iron hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @empty iron died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @hexed notch's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@raw moss commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@hexed notch started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @hexed notch died.

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@clear island tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@long vine stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @long vine blinked first.

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@clear island accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @clear island died.

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@raw moss flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @long vine. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @clear island
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @empty iron
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @tepid prawn

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There are 12 players remaining.
@raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @mental cloak, @half magnet, @long vine, @amber ermine, @hallow trench, @velvet dune, @fringe shuttle, and @wise fjord
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@wanton anvil sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @wanton anvil died.

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@velvet dune and @fringe shuttle farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@mental cloak mistook @long vine's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @mental cloak died.

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@half magnet smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @half magnet died.

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@raw moss beat @long vine into a pulp with a stale baguette. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tranquil wyvern and @hallow trench's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @amber ermine died.

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@fringe shuttle wrote @wise fjord's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @wise fjord died.

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@random sandal accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@raw moss and @velvet dune played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@fringe shuttle activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @fringe shuttle died.

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@hallow trench tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @hallow trench died.

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@raw moss had a wholesome reunion with @random sandal, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@raw moss was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@random sandal decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @random sandal died.

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@tranquil wyvern became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet dune fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @velvet dune died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @velvet dune
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @random sandal
150 points go to 5th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 6th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

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hexed notch May 18, 2026, 4:25 PM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @cloud acorn, @exotic saddle, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @wise fjord, @tepid prawn, @full path, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@cloud acorn trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@wise fjord watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@proper wedge was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@half magnet became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@jolly swift went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @jolly swift died.

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@random sandal caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @random sandal died.

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@wanton anvil walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @wanton anvil died.

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@amber ermine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@full path's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @full path sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@livid shuttle was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@hexed notch relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@fringe shuttle accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@waxen marlin saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@half magnet tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @half magnet died.

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@tepid prawn found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@livid shuttle cut a specific wire in @amber ermine's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@hallow trench dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@tepid prawn got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@cloud acorn ran with scissors. @cloud acorn died.

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@wise fjord knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@full path started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@fringe shuttle woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@wise fjord tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @wise fjord died.

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@waxen marlin aimed a Last Prism beam at @hexed notch, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@tepid prawn tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @tepid prawn died.

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@hexed notch multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@full path shot @exotic saddle with a Water Gun. @exotic saddle shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@hallow trench tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@full path summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @full path died.

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@livid shuttle summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@raw moss walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@fringe shuttle had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@waxen marlin accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @raw moss was watching. @waxen marlin died.

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@fringe shuttle tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@hexed notch worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@hallow trench found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @livid shuttle started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow convinced @livid shuttle that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@hallow trench threw a Stink Potion at @proper wedge. @proper wedge threw a Toxic Flask right back. @hallow trench died.

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After partying all night, @exotic saddle was shot by @tranquil wyvern in a swimming pool. @exotic saddle died.

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@fringe shuttle got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @fringe shuttle died.

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@proper wedge decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @proper wedge died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hexed notch considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@raw moss buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@raw moss built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@hexed notch complained to @raw moss that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@hexed notch fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @fringe shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @full path

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cloud acorn May 18, 2026, 4:43 PM

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urban fog May 18, 2026, 4:48 PM

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tepid prawn May 18, 2026, 4:51 PM

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half falcon May 18, 2026, 4:55 PM

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wanton anvil May 18, 2026, 4:58 PM

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fringe shuttle May 18, 2026, 4:59 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 18, 2026, 5:12 PM

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wise fjord May 18, 2026, 5:13 PM

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random sandal May 18, 2026, 5:17 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@half falcon, @raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @exotic saddle, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @wise fjord, and @tepid prawn
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@hallow trench stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @hallow trench's ego received a small boost.

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@cloud acorn fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @cloud acorn died.

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@exotic saddle was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @exotic saddle died.

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@half falcon slammed @hallow trench into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @hallow trench died.

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@wise fjord trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@urban fog somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@fringe shuttle trapped @raw moss in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @raw moss managed to escape regardless.

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@fringe shuttle was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @fringe shuttle died.

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@tepid prawn made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@random sandal cut through @urban fog with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @urban fog died.

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@wise fjord and @half falcon relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@wanton anvil was furious at @raw moss for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @wanton anvil's special someone!

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@tepid prawn learned all of @wanton anvil's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@random sandal found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@tranquil wyvern had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Snowball Cannon. Obviously, this failed.

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@raw moss brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@wise fjord was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@half falcon drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@raw moss managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@wise fjord pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @wise fjord died.

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@tepid prawn tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @tepid prawn keeled over from a heart attack. @tepid prawn died.

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@half falcon was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @half falcon died.

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@tranquil wyvern played Frisbee with @wanton anvil using a Light Disc, but @wanton anvil unfortunately didn't have five hands. @wanton anvil died.

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@random sandal was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @random sandal die

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@tranquil wyvern ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@random sandal started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@random sandal found a hill and started to roll down it. @random sandal was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @random sandal died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @random sandal
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @half falcon
150 points go to 6th place: @tepid prawn
100 points go to 7th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @hallow trench

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

half falcon May 18, 2026, 5:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 5:40 PM

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@half falcon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wise fjord May 18, 2026, 5:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 5:40 PM

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@wise fjord, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 18, 2026, 5:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 5:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil May 18, 2026, 5:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 5:40 PM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

random sandal May 18, 2026, 5:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 5:45 PM

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@random sandal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cloud acorn May 18, 2026, 5:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 5:48 PM

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@cloud acorn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern May 18, 2026, 5:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 5:59 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hallow trench May 18, 2026, 6:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:04 PM

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@hallow trench, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 18, 2026, 6:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:10 PM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch May 18, 2026, 6:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:25 PM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin May 18, 2026, 6:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:26 PM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mental cloak May 18, 2026, 6:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 6:29 PM

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@mental cloak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@half falcon, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @mental cloak, @cloud acorn, @hallow trench, @wise fjord, @urban fog, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@half falcon was arrested for killing @wanton anvil with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @wanton anvil died.

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@hexed notch watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@waxen marlin gazed at clouds with @random sandal. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@urban fog aimed a spinning toy at @mental cloak, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@hallow trench began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@wise fjord told @cloud acorn to step off their carpet, which they did. @wise fjord proceeded to murder @cloud acorn, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @cloud acorn died.

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@hallow trench challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @hallow trench died.

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@wise fjord found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@random sandal dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @wise fjord, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @wise fjord died.

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@hexed notch murdered @mental cloak with a knife, but it was actually @urban fog in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @hexed notch didn't care that much. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @waxen marlin died.

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@half falcon saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @half falcon died.

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@mental cloak was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

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The Wizard showed @tranquil wyvern their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@random sandal constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@random sandal was walked on by a Martian Walker. @random sandal died.