#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 227

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@near mortar tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @near mortar died.

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@slate blade got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @slate blade died.

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@steel sentinel built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@velvet dune saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@full path declared that 64 was their favorite number. @raw moss wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @full path by stabbing them 64 times. @full path died.

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@mental cloak decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @mental cloak died.

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@wanton anvil dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @wanton anvil died.

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@velvet dune and @raw moss discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@velvet dune followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @velvet dune died.

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@steel sentinel went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @long vine and @raw moss summoned the Impending Doom. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@long vine saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @wise fjord

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 17, 2026, 2:38 AM

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left mist May 17, 2026, 2:41 AM

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long vine May 17, 2026, 2:42 AM

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slate blade May 17, 2026, 2:48 AM

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steel sentinel May 17, 2026, 2:49 AM

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wanton anvil May 17, 2026, 2:51 AM

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glacial totem May 17, 2026, 2:54 AM

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full path May 17, 2026, 3:05 AM

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exotic saddle May 17, 2026, 3:11 AM

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soft lark May 17, 2026, 3:25 AM

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velvet dune May 17, 2026, 3:27 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @velvet dune, @steel sentinel, @full path, and @slate blade
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@raw moss was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @glacial totem. Apparently, not that many. @glacial totem died.

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@full path somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @full path's chests for the rest of its life.

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@wanton anvil picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@exotic saddle felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @slate blade setting explosives beneath them. @exotic saddle died.

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@left mist found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @full path, who was out swimming that day. @full path died.

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@velvet dune won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@slate blade couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@slate blade was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @slate blade died.

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@soft lark rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @soft lark's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@soft lark underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@velvet dune eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@raw moss crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@velvet dune drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @velvet dune died.

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@left mist called @soft lark a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @soft lark died.

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@left mist's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @left mist died.

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@steel sentinel constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@raw moss hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @steel sentinel was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @steel sentinel had ever been in. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 17, 2026, 3:38 AM

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left mist May 17, 2026, 3:42 AM

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long vine May 17, 2026, 3:42 AM

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wanton anvil May 17, 2026, 3:44 AM

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steel sentinel May 17, 2026, 3:46 AM

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urban fog May 17, 2026, 3:47 AM

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glacial totem May 17, 2026, 4:00 AM

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slate blade May 17, 2026, 4:20 AM

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iron cairn May 17, 2026, 4:29 AM

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hexed notch May 17, 2026, 4:29 AM

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full path May 17, 2026, 4:29 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, and @slate blade
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@wanton anvil joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@hexed notch and @long vine found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@glacial totem burst with happiness, quite literally. @glacial totem died.

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@full path started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@urban fog used a Laser Drill to literally bore @left mist to death. @left mist died.

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@steel sentinel beat @urban fog into a pulp with a stale baguette. @urban fog died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @full path farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @full path died.

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@slate blade always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @slate blade died.

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There was a snake in @wanton anvil's boot! @wanton anvil died.

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@steel sentinel, @hexed notch, and @long vine made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@iron cairn was cornered by @long vine, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @iron cairn. @iron cairn died.

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@hexed notch couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@raw moss sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@hexed notch sat on a wall. @hexed notch had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @hexed notch together again. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@long vine sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@steel sentinel and @long vine were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @steel sentinel played solitaire. @long vine stood behind them and watched.

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@raw moss thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@steel sentinel started riding a Unicorn. @raw moss chased @steel sentinel while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@long vine got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@steel sentinel started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@raw moss took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @long vine. @long vine died.

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@raw moss didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @left mist

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wanton anvil May 17, 2026, 4:38 AM

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long vine May 17, 2026, 4:39 AM

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raw moss May 17, 2026, 4:40 AM

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hallow trench May 17, 2026, 4:42 AM

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steel sentinel May 17, 2026, 4:44 AM

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tropic valley May 17, 2026, 4:44 AM

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near mortar May 17, 2026, 4:45 AM

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fringe shuttle May 17, 2026, 4:48 AM

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full path May 17, 2026, 5:05 AM

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iron cairn May 17, 2026, 5:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tropic valley, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @full path, @slate blade, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@wanton anvil was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @wanton anvil died.

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@full path cornered @tropic valley at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tropic valley started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@tropic valley drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @tropic valley died.

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@hallow trench uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @hallow trench died.

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@near mortar invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @fringe shuttle, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @fringe shuttle died.

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@full path stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @full path died.

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@slate blade wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @near mortar wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @slate blade killed the Traveling Merchant first. @slate blade died.

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@raw moss pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @iron cairn.

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@long vine wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@near mortar was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @near mortar died.

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@iron cairn accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @raw moss blinked first.

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@long vine found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel tried to use forbidden magic to erase @long vine from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @long vine die, so nothing actually happened.

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@long vine had a sleepover with @steel sentinel, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@steel sentinel tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@long vine accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 10th place: @tropic valley

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hallow trench May 17, 2026, 5:38 AM

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near mortar May 17, 2026, 5:45 AM

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long vine May 17, 2026, 5:50 AM

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steel sentinel May 17, 2026, 5:57 AM

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fringe shuttle May 17, 2026, 6:03 AM

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glacial totem May 17, 2026, 6:05 AM

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raw moss May 17, 2026, 6:15 AM

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slate blade May 17, 2026, 6:16 AM

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velvet dune May 17, 2026, 6:30 AM

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desert python May 17, 2026, 6:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @desert python, @long vine, @hallow trench, @velvet dune, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @slate blade, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@glacial totem brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@velvet dune tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@hallow trench tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @hallow trench died.

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@near mortar was arrested for killing @fringe shuttle with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @fringe shuttle died.

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@desert python wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@long vine asked @raw moss if they "knew the way". @raw moss didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@slate blade was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@long vine pumped @steel sentinel full of lead. No one was hurt, but @steel sentinel's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@waxen marlin picked a fight with a goose. @waxen marlin died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @slate blade up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @slate blade off said cliff. @slate blade died.

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@raw moss encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @raw moss decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@desert python was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@velvet dune got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @velvet dune died.

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@raw moss became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@desert python fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @desert python died.

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@raw moss's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @raw moss responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@long vine became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@steel sentinel made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@raw moss accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @desert python
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @hallow trench

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 17, 2026, 6:37 AM

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long vine May 17, 2026, 6:41 AM

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steel sentinel May 17, 2026, 6:41 AM

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fringe shuttle May 17, 2026, 6:59 AM

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near mortar May 17, 2026, 7:04 AM

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left mist May 17, 2026, 7:08 AM

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soft lark May 17, 2026, 7:09 AM

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amber ermine May 17, 2026, 7:35 AM

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near mortar May 17, 2026, 7:43 AM

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slate blade May 17, 2026, 8:26 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @soft lark, @left mist, @long vine, @amber ermine, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @slate blade, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @soft lark begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@soft lark spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@soft lark’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@soft lark went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@waxen marlin claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @soft lark is now goo. @soft lark died.

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@amber ermine challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @amber ermine died.

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@left mist overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@fringe shuttle modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@fringe shuttle got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @fringe shuttle died.

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@waxen marlin fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @waxen marlin died.

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@steel sentinel summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@near mortar literally can't even. @near mortar died.

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@slate blade got burninated by Tim. @slate blade died.

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@long vine buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@left mist trapped @raw moss in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @raw moss managed to escape regardless.

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@left mist tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @left mist died.

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@long vine discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@raw moss tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@raw moss threw a snowball at @long vine. To counter this, @long vine threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @raw moss died.

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@long vine won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @steel sentinel's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@steel sentinel tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@long vine killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@long vine and @steel sentinel played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @long vine's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@long vine pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @slate blade
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @soft lark

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slate blade May 17, 2026, 8:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 8:38 AM

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near mortar May 17, 2026, 8:44 AM

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amber ermine May 17, 2026, 8:46 AM

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left mist May 17, 2026, 8:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 8:59 AM

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long vine May 17, 2026, 9:11 AM

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tranquil wyvern May 17, 2026, 9:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 9:15 AM

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urban fog May 17, 2026, 9:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 9:17 AM

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steel sentinel May 17, 2026, 9:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 9:22 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

raw moss May 17, 2026, 10:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 10:12 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 10:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @left mist, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@urban fog found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@near mortar had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@raw moss found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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While examining a strange emblem, @raw moss accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@left mist started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @left mist died.

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@amber ermine took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @slate blade with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@steel sentinel trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @near mortar wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @tranquil wyvern allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@steel sentinel boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @long vine with unnecessary advice.

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@urban fog had a dirty mind. Then @slate blade sprayed @urban fog's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @urban fog died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @slate blade thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@near mortar shot their Paintball Gun to the left of @livid shuttle just to scare them. @livid shuttle heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@near mortar vaporized @slate blade with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @slate blade died.

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@long vine reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @near mortar in a Fish costume.

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@tranquil wyvern compressed @near mortar until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @near mortar died.

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@long vine filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@long vine handed @tranquil wyvern a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @near mortar
150 points go to 4th place: @slate blade
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @left mist
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern May 17, 2026, 10:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 10:49 AM

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long vine May 17, 2026, 10:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 10:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 11:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 11:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

wind elk May 17, 2026, 11:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 11:42 AM

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near mortar May 17, 2026, 11:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 11:46 AM

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tepid prawn May 17, 2026, 12:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:03 PM

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hexed notch May 17, 2026, 12:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:09 PM

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cloud acorn May 17, 2026, 12:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:11 PM

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full path May 17, 2026, 12:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:20 PM

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jolly swift May 17, 2026, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:29 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @tepid prawn, @full path, @livid shuttle, @wind elk, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @jolly swift appeared instead.

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@hexed notch placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @hexed notch died.

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@full path told @long vine a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@near mortar, @tepid prawn and @long vine played hot potato with a grenade. @long vine forgot to pass it on. @long vine died.

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@wind elk splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @near mortar observed disapprovingly.

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@jolly swift won in a fight against @cloud acorn by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @cloud acorn died.

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@tepid prawn managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @tepid prawn found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @tepid prawn died.

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@full path received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @full path died.

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@livid shuttle tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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A zombie snuck up on @wind elk and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @wind elk died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @near mortar needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@jolly swift challenged @tranquil wyvern to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @tranquil wyvern's turn to win. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @near mortar
150 points go to 4th place: @wind elk
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @tepid prawn
100 points go to 8th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @hexed notch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wind elk May 17, 2026, 12:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:37 PM

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cloud acorn May 17, 2026, 12:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:38 PM

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livid shuttle May 17, 2026, 12:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:39 PM

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near mortar May 17, 2026, 12:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 17, 2026, 12:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:45 PM

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hallow trench May 17, 2026, 12:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:47 PM

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wise fjord May 17, 2026, 12:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:59 PM

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serene rune May 17, 2026, 12:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 12:59 PM

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long vine May 17, 2026, 1:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:05 PM

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hexed notch May 17, 2026, 1:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:25 PM

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meager frost May 17, 2026, 1:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:30 PM

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iron cairn May 17, 2026, 1:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @hallow trench, @wise fjord, @livid shuttle, @serene rune, @wind elk, @meager frost, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@near mortar drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@wind elk was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @wind elk dried.

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@long vine was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @long vine died.

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@serene rune used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@iron cairn used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@cloud acorn couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Mandible Blade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @cloud acorn's heart and brain. @cloud acorn died.

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@wise fjord landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @wise fjord accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @wise fjord died.

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@livid shuttle tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@meager frost and @livid shuttle played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @meager frost was the chicken. @livid shuttle died.

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@iron cairn was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @iron cairn lived.

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@hallow trench found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tranquil wyvern watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@near mortar laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@serene rune found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@hexed notch looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@iron cairn tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@tranquil wyvern farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@serene rune wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @serene rune turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @serene rune died.

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@wind elk was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @wind elk died.

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@meager frost purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@meager frost accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @meager frost died.

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@hallow trench hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @iron cairn's house. @iron cairn started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@near mortar was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @hexed notch's Star Cannon. @near mortar died.

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@iron cairn failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@hallow trench and @tranquil wyvern played catch with a Paladin. @hallow trench accidentally fumbled a catch. @hallow trench died.

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@hexed notch stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @hexed notch died.

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@iron cairn tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@tranquil wyvern went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@tranquil wyvern used their Chlorophyte Claymore to lop off @iron cairn's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @tranquil wyvern invented golf. @iron cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 7th place: @wind elk
100 points go to 8th place: @serene rune
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @wise fjord

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cloud acorn May 17, 2026, 1:38 PM

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sand yoke May 17, 2026, 1:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:46 PM

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slate blade May 17, 2026, 1:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:50 PM

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wise fjord May 17, 2026, 1:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:55 PM

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long vine May 17, 2026, 2:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 2:00 PM

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wanton anvil May 17, 2026, 2:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 17, 2026, 2:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 2:09 PM

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near mortar May 17, 2026, 2:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 2:14 PM

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orchid crystal May 17, 2026, 2:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 2:16 PM

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full path May 17, 2026, 2:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 2:26 PM

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iron cairn May 17, 2026, 2:29 PM

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soft lark May 17, 2026, 2:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 2:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@soft lark, @wanton anvil, @sand yoke, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @wise fjord, @full path, @waxen marlin, @orchid crystal, @slate blade, and @near mortar
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@cloud acorn wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @sand yoke into an apple. @sand yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Gatligator. Obviously, this failed.

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@wise fjord heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@iron cairn challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @iron cairn died.

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@cloud acorn ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @cloud acorn died.

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@near mortar finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@wanton anvil watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@full path opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@long vine wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@slate blade insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @wise fjord insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @wise fjord, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @wise fjord died.

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@waxen marlin got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @waxen marlin died.

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@near mortar was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@full path somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@tranquil wyvern became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@long vine and @wanton anvil ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@orchid crystal placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Minishark.

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@slate blade sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@soft lark placed chests all over the world except where @orchid crystal was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @orchid crystal died.

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@slate blade fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @slate blade died.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@long vine argued with @near mortar about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@soft lark sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@near mortar became convinced that @wanton anvil was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @wanton anvil, who was left very confused (and wet).

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Out of boredom, @long vine used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@full path decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tranquil wyvern and @soft lark attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@long vine wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@near mortar wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @near mortar died.

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@wanton anvil pickpocketed @full path, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@full path walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @full path died.

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@wanton anvil thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@wanton anvil was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@tranquil wyvern suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@soft lark made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @soft lark died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @soft lark
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @orchid crystal
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @wise fjord

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There are 14 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @hallow trench, @steel sentinel, @full path, @waxen marlin, @orchid crystal, @slate blade, and @wind elk
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@wanton anvil shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @wanton anvil's head. @wanton anvil died.

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@orchid crystal became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@cloud acorn played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @cloud acorn died.

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@tranquil wyvern joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@iron cairn hid from @full path after @steel sentinel exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@hallow trench donated all of their organs to those in need. @hallow trench died.

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@waxen marlin couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@long vine passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@hexed notch used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@orchid crystal found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@steel sentinel felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@tranquil wyvern opened the front door and saw @hexed notch trying to murder the Guide. @tranquil wyvern slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@full path summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @full path died.

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@jolly swift drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@long vine constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@iron cairn tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @waxen marlin's head instead. @waxen marlin died.

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@iron cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@orchid crystal learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @orchid crystal died.

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@wind elk challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @wind elk died.

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@tranquil wyvern tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hexed notch started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@long vine pointed a wooden wand at @steel sentinel and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@slate blade headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @iron cairn had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@slate blade went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @slate blade died.

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@steel sentinel spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@hexed notch was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@iron cairn started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @iron cairn died.

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@hexed notch tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@jolly swift challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine threatened @steel sentinel with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @steel sentinel informed @long vine as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @wind elk
100 points go to 9th place: @orchid crystal
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @slate sequoia, @tranquil wyvern, @chrome steeple, @long vine, @tropic valley, @cloud acorn, @urban fog, @orchid crystal, @slate blade, and @wind elk
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@long vine tried to destroy @chrome steeple by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@wind elk lured @slate sequoia into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @slate sequoia's dust allergy! @slate sequoia died.

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@tropic valley's skeleton decided that @tropic valley wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tropic valley died.

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@cloud acorn was looking kind of dumb after @slate blade's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @cloud acorn died.

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@urban fog was furious at @orchid crystal for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @urban fog's special someone!

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@urban fog hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @urban fog died.

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@chrome steeple and @wind elk spotted a Water Bolt on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@orchid crystal was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @slate blade. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @orchid crystal died.

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@long vine tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @long vine is now bald.

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@wind elk accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @wind elk died. @wind elk died. @wind elk died. @wind elk died.

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@long vine drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@glacial totem wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@chrome steeple took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@tranquil wyvern paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Toxikarp.

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@slate blade consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@long vine found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@glacial totem shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @glacial totem died.

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@slate blade was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@slate blade ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @slate blade died.

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@chrome steeple couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @chrome steeple died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @long vine were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @tranquil wyvern fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 4th place: @slate blade
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @wind elk
100 points go to 7th place: @orchid crystal
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 10th place: @tropic valley

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slate blade May 17, 2026, 4:42 PM

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slate sequoia May 17, 2026, 5:17 PM

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marble socket May 17, 2026, 5:18 PM

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proper wedge May 17, 2026, 5:25 PM

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hexed notch May 17, 2026, 5:27 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @slate sequoia, @marble socket, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @proper wedge, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @cloud acorn, @silk schooner, @full path, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, @wind elk, and @upper mantle
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@marble socket couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@cloud acorn combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@slate sequoia wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @slate sequoia's head. @slate sequoia died.

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@full path hid from @hexed notch by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@silk schooner couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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While exploring a swamp, @livid shuttle caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@long vine started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @long vine died.

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@cloud acorn activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @cloud acorn died.

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@tranquil wyvern distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@upper mantle escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@wind elk heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@wanton anvil decisively vanquished @full path through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @full path died.

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@wanton anvil messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@waxen marlin started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@proper wedge and @marble socket strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @proper wedge suggested using cover against them. @marble socket recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@waxen marlin went AFK in their gel farm. @silk schooner set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @livid shuttle then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @livid shuttle died.

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@wind elk forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @wind elk died.

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@glacial totem, @hexed notch, and @silk schooner worked on a group project, but it looked like @glacial totem was doing most of the work.

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@slate blade walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@upper mantle invited @wanton anvil to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @upper mantle was mauled by wolves. @upper mantle died.

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@wanton anvil made fun of @tranquil wyvern for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tranquil wyvern shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @wanton anvil died.

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@slate blade brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@hexed notch looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@marble socket took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@slate blade found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @slate blade died.

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@proper wedge lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @proper wedge died.

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@glacial totem smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@tranquil wyvern confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@silk schooner was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @silk schooner died.

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@marble socket ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@hexed notch and @glacial totem had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@tranquil wyvern escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@marble socket had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@glacial totem managed to kill @hexed notch by doing absolutely nothing. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@glacial totem ripped @marble socket's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @marble socket. @marble socket died.

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @marble socket
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @upper mantle
100 points go to 10th place: @wind elk

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@glacial totem angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @glacial totem's floating house. @glacial totem died.

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@wanton anvil encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@cloud acorn was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @cloud acorn let them be.

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@cloud acorn built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @cloud acorn died.

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@exotic saddle ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @exotic saddle said "thanks, you too." @exotic saddle died.

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@raw moss forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@orchid crystal searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@wise fjord launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@wise fjord was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @wise fjord died.

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@waxen marlin was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @waxen marlin died.

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@proper wedge started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@raw moss tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@orchid crystal followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @orchid crystal died.

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@slate blade attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @raw moss watched the carnage from a safe distance. @slate blade died.

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@proper wedge threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@proper wedge used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @proper wedge didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @proper wedge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @proper wedge
250 points go to 3rd place: @slate blade
150 points go to 4th place: @orchid crystal
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @plain jungle, @mental cloak, @cloud acorn, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @wise fjord, @full path, and @slate blade
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@tidal bane attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @tidal bane died.

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@glacial totem brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @glacial totem died.

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@wanton anvil hid an actuator in @raw moss's lunch. Later that day, @raw moss stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@cloud acorn dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @wanton anvil, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @wanton anvil died.

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@cloud acorn forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @cloud acorn died.

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@mental cloak swapped @fringe shuttle's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @fringe shuttle then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @fringe shuttle died.

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@plain jungle was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@urban fog was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@urban fog caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @urban fog died.

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@slate blade began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @wise fjord was flattened by a road roller. @wise fjord died.

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@steel sentinel briefly considered proposing marriage to @plain jungle, but married a bee instead.

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@full path found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@full path wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @full path died.

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@slate blade had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @slate blade died.

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@plain jungle tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@left mist accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@plain jungle was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @plain jungle died.

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@mental cloak tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@steel sentinel snuck up behind @mental cloak, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @steel sentinel decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@left mist, @steel sentinel, and @mental cloak formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@left mist blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @left mist's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@mental cloak likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @mental cloak probably liked trains a bit too much. @mental cloak died.

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@steel sentinel and @left mist swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@left mist pulled out their Red Phaseblade and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @left mist pulled out a vacuum instead.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @steel sentinel randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@left mist didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @left mist died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @left mist
250 points go to 3rd place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 4th place: @plain jungle
150 points go to 5th place: @slate blade
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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left mist May 17, 2026, 8:40 PM

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full path May 17, 2026, 8:47 PM

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cloud acorn May 17, 2026, 8:57 PM

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amber ermine May 17, 2026, 9:00 PM

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shell mantle May 17, 2026, 9:25 PM

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balmy bridge May 17, 2026, 9:26 PM

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mental cloak May 17, 2026, 9:29 PM

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iron cairn May 17, 2026, 9:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@wispy cape, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @mental cloak, @amber ermine, @cloud acorn, @shell mantle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, and @balmy bridge
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@balmy bridge, @full path, and @iron cairn formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@wanton anvil stole @shell mantle's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @shell mantle was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@cloud acorn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@steel sentinel huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@wispy cape tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @wispy cape died.

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@wanton anvil went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn was vehicularly manslaughtered by @urban fog's minecart. @iron cairn died.

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@full path wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@urban fog made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@amber ermine accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @amber ermine died.

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@mental cloak purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @mental cloak ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@shell mantle got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@cloud acorn was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @cloud acorn died.

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@shell mantle took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @shell mantle died.

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@balmy bridge found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@mental cloak found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @mental cloak headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@full path tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @full path decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @urban fog into fertilizer. @urban fog died.

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@balmy bridge, @steel sentinel, and @mental cloak raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@left mist tried to assassinate @full path, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@full path used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @full path died.

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@steel sentinel and @mental cloak huddled around @left mist to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @left mist's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@balmy bridge has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @balmy bridge woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@mental cloak ran out of bullets while fighting @balmy bridge, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @balmy bridge died.

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@left mist got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@steel sentinel promised to @left mist that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@left mist started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @left mist died.

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@mental cloak found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@mental cloak was stalking @steel sentinel's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @mental cloak died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @mental cloak
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @iron cairn

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elfin cradle May 17, 2026, 9:48 PM

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upper mantle May 17, 2026, 9:49 PM

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glacial totem May 17, 2026, 10:00 PM

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keen oyster May 17, 2026, 10:17 PM

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full path May 17, 2026, 10:28 PM

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solar kindle May 17, 2026, 10:29 PM

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cloud acorn May 17, 2026, 10:34 PM

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shell mantle May 17, 2026, 10:53 PM

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long vine May 17, 2026, 10:58 PM

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amber python May 17, 2026, 11:02 PM

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urban fog May 17, 2026, 11:18 PM

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wise fjord May 17, 2026, 11:18 PM

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iron cairn May 17, 2026, 11:30 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @keen oyster, @elfin cradle, @iron cairn, @long vine, @solar kindle, @cloud acorn, @shell mantle, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @wise fjord, @full path, @amber python, @upper mantle, and @balmy bridge
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @glacial totem died.

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@upper mantle started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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A strange device attached itself to @keen oyster's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @keen oyster died.

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@elfin cradle tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @elfin cradle died.

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@long vine's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @long vine died.

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@wise fjord built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @solar kindle was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @solar kindle died.

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@cloud acorn looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @cloud acorn died.

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@steel sentinel took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@urban fog drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@shell mantle made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @shell mantle died.

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@iron cairn was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@amber python and @fringe shuttle were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @amber python suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @fringe shuttle turned around to look. @fringe shuttle died.

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@urban fog was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @urban fog died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @wise fjord a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @iron cairn with it. However, @wise fjord clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @wise fjord died.

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@full path lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @full path died.

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@amber python accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @amber python died.

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@steel sentinel literally gaslighted @upper mantle by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @upper mantle died.

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@balmy bridge reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @balmy bridge died.

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@iron cairn started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@iron cairn ran with scissors. @iron cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 4th place: @upper mantle
150 points go to 5th place: @amber python
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @shell mantle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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exotic saddle May 17, 2026, 11:49 PM

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solar kindle May 17, 2026, 11:50 PM

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cloud acorn May 17, 2026, 11:50 PM

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wanton anvil May 17, 2026, 11:57 PM

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elfin cradle May 18, 2026, 12:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 12:00 AM

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urban fog May 18, 2026, 12:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 12:01 AM

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raw moss May 18, 2026, 12:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 12:10 AM

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balmy bridge May 18, 2026, 12:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 12:17 AM

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steel sentinel May 18, 2026, 12:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 12:18 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch May 18, 2026, 12:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 12:25 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem May 18, 2026, 12:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 18, 2026, 12:29 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @keen oyster, @hexed notch, @elfin cradle, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @solar kindle, @cloud acorn, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @amber python, and @balmy bridge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@elfin cradle tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @elfin cradle died.

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@cloud acorn sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@wanton anvil was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @wanton anvil died.

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@solar kindle found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @steel sentinel, who silenced @solar kindle by filling their hiding place with water. @solar kindle died.

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@glacial totem searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@amber python tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @amber python's mouth.