#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 226

gleaming groveBOT May 16, 2026, 12:33 AM

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The fighting begins again!

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@tidal bane just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@exotic saddle tried to steal @fleet spoke's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@tidal bane tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @tidal bane died.

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@jagged echo used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @raw moss alive. @raw moss died.

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@wanton anvil was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @wanton anvil died.

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@fleet spoke tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @fleet spoke's mind right in front of their face. @fleet spoke died.

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@exotic saddle shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @exotic saddle's face. @exotic saddle died.

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@steel sentinel and @jagged echo were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@meager frost used a Medusa Head on @urban fog and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @urban fog died.

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@full path fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @steel sentinel. @full path died.

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@jagged echo blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @jagged echo died.

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@meager frost damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@meager frost was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @meager frost died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @meager frost
250 points go to 3rd place: @jagged echo
150 points go to 4th place: @full path
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @tidal bane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tidal bane May 16, 2026, 12:36 AM

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exotic saddle May 16, 2026, 12:37 AM

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urban fog May 16, 2026, 12:40 AM

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wanton anvil May 16, 2026, 12:43 AM

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full path May 16, 2026, 12:45 AM

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jagged echo May 16, 2026, 12:54 AM

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steel sentinel May 16, 2026, 1:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 16, 2026, 1:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

hardy patio May 16, 2026, 1:34 AM

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half magnet May 16, 2026, 1:55 AM

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fringe shuttle May 16, 2026, 2:02 AM

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dusty dune May 16, 2026, 2:22 AM

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left mist May 16, 2026, 2:26 AM

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iron cairn May 16, 2026, 2:29 AM

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glacial totem May 16, 2026, 2:29 AM

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raw moss May 16, 2026, 2:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @dusty dune, @exotic saddle, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @hardy patio, and @jagged echo
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The fighting begins again!

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @tidal bane. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @tidal bane died.

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@wanton anvil realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @wanton anvil died.

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@hardy patio promised @half magnet that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @half magnet died.

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@left mist looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@raw moss wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@iron cairn walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@exotic saddle ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @exotic saddle died.

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@full path invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@glacial totem tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@fringe shuttle tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @fringe shuttle died.

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@dusty dune spoke softly to @urban fog while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @urban fog died.

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@full path's booty was plundered by pirates. @full path died.

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@glacial totem sharpened @jagged echo's face at a Sharpening Station. @jagged echo became the sharpest tool in the shed. @jagged echo died.

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@glacial totem drank a Molotov Cocktail. @glacial totem died.

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@hardy patio equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@left mist gazed at clouds with @raw moss. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@steel sentinel broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@iron cairn tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@hardy patio started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@dusty dune found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @dusty dune died.

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@hardy patio played Frisbee with @left mist using a Light Disc, but @left mist unfortunately didn't have five hands. @left mist died.

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@iron cairn dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @raw moss diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@steel sentinel did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @hardy patio, who happened to be watching. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@iron cairn invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@iron cairn followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @iron cairn discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @dusty dune
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @jagged echo
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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dusty dune May 16, 2026, 2:40 AM

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full path May 16, 2026, 2:49 AM

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wanton anvil May 16, 2026, 2:51 AM

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exotic saddle May 16, 2026, 2:54 AM

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half magnet May 16, 2026, 2:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 16, 2026, 3:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

waxen marlin May 16, 2026, 3:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 16, 2026, 3:52 AM

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left mist May 16, 2026, 3:58 AM

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urban fog May 16, 2026, 4:03 AM

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copper turret May 16, 2026, 4:15 AM

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devout dew May 16, 2026, 4:20 AM

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tawny wharf May 16, 2026, 4:27 AM

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tidal bane May 16, 2026, 4:27 AM

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iron cairn May 16, 2026, 4:28 AM

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hexed notch May 16, 2026, 4:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @tawny wharf, @hexed notch, @devout dew, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @copper turret, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @dusty dune, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @full path, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wanton anvil ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@half magnet attacked @copper turret with a Legendary Zenith, but @copper turret's pen was mightier. @half magnet died.

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@dusty dune's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @dusty dune died.

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@left mist drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@exotic saddle declared war on emus. The emus won. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @urban fog died.

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@hexed notch opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@full path commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@full path died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @full path died.

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@tawny wharf silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @livid shuttle's back, which then integrated itself into @livid shuttle's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@iron cairn found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@left mist decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@waxen marlin was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @waxen marlin died.

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@copper turret joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @copper turret died.

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@tidal bane spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@devout dew activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @devout dew died.

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@iron cairn spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @iron cairn still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @iron cairn died.

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@left mist donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@hexed notch was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @livid shuttle tried putting @hexed notch back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @hexed notch died.

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@tawny wharf took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@tawny wharf went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @tawny wharf died.

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@tidal bane called @left mist on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @tidal bane died.

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@left mist watched @livid shuttle go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @livid shuttle was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@left mist drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@livid shuttle tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @livid shuttle's brains. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @left mist!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @left mist
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @tawny wharf
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @devout dew
100 points go to 8th place: @copper turret
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @full path

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tidal bane May 16, 2026, 4:39 AM

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tropic valley May 16, 2026, 4:39 AM

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left mist May 16, 2026, 4:41 AM

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wanton anvil May 16, 2026, 4:45 AM

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fringe shuttle May 16, 2026, 4:49 AM

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full path May 16, 2026, 4:52 AM

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worn laurel May 16, 2026, 5:06 AM

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soft lark May 16, 2026, 5:09 AM

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urban fog May 16, 2026, 5:14 AM

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hexed fiber May 16, 2026, 5:20 AM

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long vine May 16, 2026, 5:25 AM

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hexed notch May 16, 2026, 5:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @long vine, @tropic valley, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @full path, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, and @worn laurel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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The Wall of Flesh told @tidal bane that there was something stuck in their teeth. @tidal bane checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @tidal bane died.

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@livid shuttle found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@wanton anvil thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Wand of Sparking.

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@worn laurel learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @tropic valley found out that @worn laurel meant "killer" in the literal sense. @tropic valley died.

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@full path became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@fringe shuttle jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @fringe shuttle died.

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@hexed notch visited @urban fog, but no one was home. @hexed notch felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@urban fog challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @urban fog died.

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@worn laurel didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @full path, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @full path died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @long vine being mercilessly tickled by @livid shuttle.

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@soft lark wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@hexed notch tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@hexed fiber couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@livid shuttle made some scary noises in the dark. @worn laurel sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @livid shuttle died.

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@soft lark tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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The Nurse told @worn laurel they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @worn laurel died.

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@soft lark tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @long vine demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @soft lark by two. @soft lark died.

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@hexed fiber, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@hexed notch found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @long vine to check it out. @long vine decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@left mist was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @left mist died.

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@hexed fiber dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@long vine overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@hexed notch talked with @hexed fiber about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@long vine tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @hexed fiber, but they were in broad daylight.

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@hexed notch painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@hexed fiber wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@hexed notch tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@long vine stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@long vine held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@hexed fiber accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@hexed notch climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @hexed fiber and @long vine.

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@hexed fiber followed @long vine into the jungle. @hexed fiber started looking left, right and center for @long vine, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @hexed notch flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@hexed notch painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@hexed fiber tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @hexed fiber died.

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@hexed notch tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@long vine spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@hexed notch was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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After partying all night, @hexed notch was shot by @long vine in a swimming pool. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 6th place: @worn laurel
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @fringe shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fringe shuttle May 16, 2026, 5:39 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @long vine, @amber ermine, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @worn laurel, and @near mortar
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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @amber ermine spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@worn laurel tried to attack @urban fog with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @worn laurel to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@fringe shuttle tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@soft lark and @livid shuttle were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@waxen marlin left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@wanton anvil wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @wanton anvil through the wall. @wanton anvil died.

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@left mist felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @left mist saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @raw moss stabbed them in the back. @left mist died.

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@near mortar came out of @fringe shuttle's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@soft lark tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@amber ermine used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @raw moss tested this theory on @amber ermine, who bounced, and ended up being right. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@fringe shuttle got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @fringe shuttle, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @fringe shuttle died.

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@urban fog thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @livid shuttle died.

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@soft lark threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @soft lark unlocked the power of flight!

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@worn laurel opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @worn laurel's neck. @worn laurel died.

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@long vine recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@raw moss cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@hexed notch shot @near mortar in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @near mortar died.

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@soft lark took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @soft lark died.

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@raw moss aimed a spinning toy at @long vine, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@hexed notch received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @worn laurel
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @fringe shuttle

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oblique lantern May 16, 2026, 8:14 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@eager hemlock, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
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@glacial totem went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @glacial totem's fault.

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@glacial totem became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @glacial totem died.

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@soft lark discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @soft lark died.

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@amber ermine tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @eager hemlock's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @amber ermine died.

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@fringe shuttle skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @fringe shuttle died.

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@waxen marlin found @raw moss sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@tranquil wyvern and @near mortar were having a nice picnic on the beach when @livid shuttle stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@urban fog gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @urban fog died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @eager hemlock disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@oblique lantern tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@oblique lantern stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @raw moss with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@near mortar chewed some gum. It made @near mortar feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @near mortar died.

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@eager hemlock tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @tranquil wyvern, but it refused to listen because @eager hemlock didn't have enough badges.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @livid shuttle was the bartender, @raw moss was the DJ, and @eager hemlock was the pinata. @eager hemlock died.

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@raw moss was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@livid shuttle was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @livid shuttle barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @livid shuttle died.

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After opening a present, @tranquil wyvern discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@tranquil wyvern added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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While streaming a fitness game, @raw moss accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @eager hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine May 16, 2026, 8:57 AM

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soft lark May 16, 2026, 8:59 AM

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oblique lantern May 16, 2026, 9:06 AM

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hexed notch May 16, 2026, 9:25 AM

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ashen spire May 16, 2026, 9:26 AM

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slate blade May 16, 2026, 9:38 AM

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odd perch May 16, 2026, 9:39 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@distant kite, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @odd perch, @ashen spire, @quasi swift, @oblique lantern, @livid shuttle, and @slate blade
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@tranquil wyvern tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Frostbrand instead of a Bug Net.

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@hexed notch wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@ashen spire tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@distant kite underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @distant kite died.

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@long vine threw @hexed notch in the washing machine and turned it on. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @long vine died.

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@slate blade was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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After @odd perch went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @odd perch died.

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@quasi swift modified @ashen spire's Picksaw to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @ashen spire was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @ashen spire died.

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@quasi swift became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @quasi swift died.

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@oblique lantern claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@oblique lantern has fallen, and they can't get up. @oblique lantern died.

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@tranquil wyvern pranked @slate blade by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@raw moss cut through @livid shuttle with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @livid shuttle died.

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@soft lark felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@slate blade was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@slate blade was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @slate blade died.

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@soft lark went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @soft lark died.

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@tranquil wyvern gave @raw moss a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @raw moss gave @tranquil wyvern a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @soft lark
150 points go to 4th place: @slate blade
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 7th place: @quasi swift
100 points go to 8th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 9th place: @odd perch
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 16, 2026, 10:37 AM

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quasi swift May 16, 2026, 10:39 AM

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long vine May 16, 2026, 10:48 AM

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oblique lantern May 16, 2026, 10:54 AM

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slate blade May 16, 2026, 10:55 AM

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tranquil wyvern May 16, 2026, 11:15 AM

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soft lark May 16, 2026, 11:59 AM

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jolly swift May 16, 2026, 12:28 PM

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waxen marlin May 16, 2026, 12:56 PM

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hexed notch May 16, 2026, 1:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @quasi swift, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @slate blade
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@hexed notch obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @hexed notch never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@quasi swift tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @quasi swift died.

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@oblique lantern started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@oblique lantern tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @oblique lantern then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @oblique lantern died.

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@jolly swift was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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A witch prophesized that @long vine would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@soft lark accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@slate blade stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @slate blade's ego received a small boost.

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@waxen marlin tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @waxen marlin died.

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Santa Claus asked @slate blade what they wanted for Christmas. @slate blade replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@raw moss found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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While sitting on a bench together with @soft lark, @long vine leaned away and farted.

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@livid shuttle was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @livid shuttle died.

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@slate blade dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @slate blade died.

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@hexed notch took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @tranquil wyvern and @jolly swift ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@long vine started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@raw moss hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@hexed notch was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @jolly swift's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss overwhelmed @tranquil wyvern with a storm of flying bananas. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @raw moss managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@soft lark touched @long vine's gun without permission. @soft lark died.

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@raw moss tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@long vine was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @soft lark
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @oblique lantern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 16, 2026, 1:42 PM

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fringe sage May 16, 2026, 2:27 PM

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fringe shuttle May 16, 2026, 2:38 PM

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oblique lantern May 16, 2026, 2:45 PM

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soft lark May 16, 2026, 2:49 PM

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hallow trench May 16, 2026, 3:24 PM

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hexed notch May 16, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @fringe sage, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @hallow trench, @fringe shuttle, @oblique lantern, @full path, and @meager frost
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@raw moss spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @raw moss died.

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@wanton anvil started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @full path forced them to put in some more effort.

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@fringe shuttle wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@soft lark wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @soft lark died.

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@fringe sage forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @fringe sage wasn't a Slime, @fringe sage was endlessly beaten. @fringe sage died.

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@hexed notch tried to instigate drama against @fringe shuttle, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @hexed notch used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @fringe shuttle died.

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@oblique lantern jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@full path tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@oblique lantern drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @oblique lantern died.

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@long vine had @full path lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @full path, this wasn't a magic show. @full path died.

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@meager frost realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @meager frost died.

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@wanton anvil used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @wanton anvil then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@hallow trench built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@long vine told @hexed notch that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @hexed notch vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@wanton anvil saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@long vine started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@hallow trench activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@wanton anvil started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@hexed notch found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@hexed notch dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@wanton anvil went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @wanton anvil died.

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@hallow trench had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@hallow trench found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@hallow trench tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @hallow trench died.

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@long vine tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@hexed notch saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 4th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @meager frost
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe sage
100 points go to 10th place: @soft lark

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wanton anvil May 16, 2026, 3:38 PM

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fringe shuttle May 16, 2026, 3:40 PM

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@fringe shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

full path May 16, 2026, 3:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 16, 2026, 3:43 PM

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glacial totem May 16, 2026, 3:51 PM

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raw moss May 16, 2026, 3:55 PM

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meager frost May 16, 2026, 4:03 PM

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jolly swift May 16, 2026, 4:28 PM

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long vine May 16, 2026, 4:31 PM

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hallow trench May 16, 2026, 4:32 PM

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tropic valley May 16, 2026, 4:35 PM

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steel sentinel May 16, 2026, 4:36 PM

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exotic saddle May 16, 2026, 4:40 PM

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orchid crystal May 16, 2026, 4:47 PM

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urban fog May 16, 2026, 5:01 PM

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iron cairn May 16, 2026, 5:24 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @tropic valley, @hallow trench, @exotic saddle, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @orchid crystal, and @meager frost
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@iron cairn decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@raw moss tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@meager frost and @wanton anvil played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@exotic saddle wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@long vine tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@full path played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@steel sentinel screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@glacial totem threw a Stink Potion at @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern threw a Toxic Flask right back. @glacial totem died.

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@tropic valley tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@fringe shuttle used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@jolly swift held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@hallow trench used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@wanton anvil was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @wanton anvil died.

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@tropic valley read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @tropic valley died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@hallow trench wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @hallow trench died.

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@fringe shuttle was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@exotic saddle playfully poked @meager frost and laughed. @meager frost playfully poked them back with a Ghastly Glaive. @exotic saddle died.

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@fringe shuttle and @iron cairn were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @fringe shuttle, but left @iron cairn alone because they smelled funny. @fringe shuttle died.

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@orchid crystal watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@urban fog got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @urban fog died.

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@jolly swift trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@full path decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @full path died.

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@orchid crystal went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @orchid crystal died.

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@meager frost was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@jolly swift drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@meager frost played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @meager frost died.

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@iron cairn started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @iron cairn died.

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Rumors started spreading that @steel sentinel was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @steel sentinel.

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@tranquil wyvern fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@raw moss bashed @steel sentinel in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine befriended @steel sentinel by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@raw moss had a wholesome reunion with @long vine, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@steel sentinel tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@long vine bragged to @steel sentinel about their combat skills. @steel sentinel didn't really know @long vine and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@raw moss started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@long vine tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel murdered @raw moss by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 8th place: @orchid crystal
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 16, 2026, 5:40 PM

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urban fog May 16, 2026, 5:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 16, 2026, 5:47 PM

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long vine May 16, 2026, 5:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 16, 2026, 5:56 PM

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proud lava May 16, 2026, 5:59 PM

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half magnet May 16, 2026, 6:00 PM

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exotic saddle May 16, 2026, 6:05 PM

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prisma juniper May 16, 2026, 6:07 PM

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steel sentinel May 16, 2026, 6:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 16, 2026, 6:11 PM

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jolly swift May 16, 2026, 6:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 16, 2026, 6:18 PM

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cold gorge May 16, 2026, 6:22 PM

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tropic valley May 16, 2026, 6:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 16, 2026, 6:25 PM

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@tropic valley, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch May 16, 2026, 6:25 PM

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tawny wharf May 16, 2026, 6:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tawny wharf, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @cold gorge, @half magnet, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @tropic valley, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @prisma juniper
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@cold gorge accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @cold gorge died.

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@half magnet thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @half magnet died.

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@tropic valley saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @tropic valley died.

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@proud lava, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @proud lava died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @exotic saddle's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @exotic saddle died.

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@tawny wharf disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @urban fog, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @urban fog died.

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@hexed notch was building a nice house. @prisma juniper asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @hexed notch just looked confused.

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@raw moss wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @prisma juniper on a spit. @prisma juniper died.

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@tranquil wyvern got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@long vine woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@hexed notch accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @tawny wharf's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @tawny wharf died.

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@steel sentinel tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @steel sentinel keeled over from a heart attack. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @long vine died.

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@jolly swift took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@raw moss almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@raw moss wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @jolly swift killed them. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tawny wharf
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @prisma juniper
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift May 16, 2026, 6:38 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 16, 2026, 6:44 PM

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waxen marlin May 16, 2026, 6:47 PM

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wanton anvil May 16, 2026, 6:57 PM

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raw moss May 16, 2026, 7:03 PM

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urban fog May 16, 2026, 7:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 16, 2026, 7:07 PM

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meager frost May 16, 2026, 7:20 PM

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indigo ridge May 16, 2026, 7:22 PM

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steel sentinel May 16, 2026, 7:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 16, 2026, 7:24 PM

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iron cairn May 16, 2026, 7:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 16, 2026, 7:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 10 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @indigo ridge, and @meager frost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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Several players decided to form a band. @tranquil wyvern was the trumpet, @urban fog was the clarinetist, @wanton anvil was the drummer, and @jolly swift was the drum. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@raw moss tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @waxen marlin in disguise. @raw moss died.

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@iron cairn took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @steel sentinel's Rod of Discord.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @meager frost would soon die a gruesome death. @meager frost ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@urban fog ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern was briefly jumpscared by @steel sentinel wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@iron cairn complained to @indigo ridge that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@wanton anvil started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@meager frost tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @meager frost died.

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@wanton anvil was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@indigo ridge drank sand for 10 hours. @indigo ridge died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@iron cairn started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @iron cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @indigo ridge
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @meager frost
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

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@wanton anvil tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@waxen marlin recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@long vine started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@hexed notch was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@slate sequoia neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @slate sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern found some Diamond Ore. @fringe shuttle quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@wind elk headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@wanton anvil was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @iron cairn died.

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@mental vigil rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@long vine got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @fringe shuttle got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern literally impeached @amber ermine by squashing them under a giant peach. @amber ermine died.

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@hexed notch got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @mental vigil was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@fringe shuttle failed to properly hydrate. @fringe shuttle died.

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@mental vigil spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @steel sentinel. @mental vigil died.

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@hexed notch found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@waxen marlin got stuck in @tranquil wyvern's Rod of Discord farm. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed notch’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@steel sentinel started rallying for goblin rights.

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@wind elk heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @wind elk died.

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@tranquil wyvern smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@hexed notch created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@hexed notch got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wind elk
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @mental vigil
100 points go to 7th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @iron cairn

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @slate sequoia, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @cloud acorn, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @slate blade, and @wind elk
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@wanton anvil gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @tidal bane, who was in the front row. @tidal bane died.

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@urban fog tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@glacial totem solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@cloud acorn's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@slate sequoia tried to explain to @full path that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @full path countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @slate sequoia died.

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@iron cairn spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@random sandal's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @random sandal died.

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@wanton anvil was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @iron cairn died.

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@steel sentinel fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@steel sentinel started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@wind elk chased @cloud acorn with their Mythril Sword. @cloud acorn tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @wind elk. @cloud acorn died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @exotic saddle's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@exotic saddle discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @exotic saddle died.

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@glacial totem used the power of Flex Tape to stick @urban fog in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @urban fog's suffering to a swift end. @urban fog died.

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@full path put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @full path died.

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@slate blade used an Inferno Fork to eat. @wind elk thought they didn't notice, but @slate blade just really likes spicy food.

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While riding on minecart rails, @slate blade accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @slate blade died.

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@wind elk equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @wind elk died.

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@glacial totem was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @wind elk
150 points go to 4th place: @slate blade
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 9th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@glacial totem's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @glacial totem died.

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@random sandal found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @random sandal died.

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@wanton anvil was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @wanton anvil died.

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@cloud acorn swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @cloud acorn died.

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@wise fjord started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @wise fjord died.

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@full path spiced up @urban fog's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @urban fog died.

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@slate blade tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@slate blade developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@mental cloak took aim at @near mortar from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@steel sentinel threw @grizzled canopy into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @steel sentinel a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @grizzled canopy died.

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@full path contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@full path obscured @steel sentinel's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @steel sentinel escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@mental cloak fed @near mortar several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@slate blade stole @steel sentinel's lemons. @steel sentinel got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @slate blade's house down.

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@full path constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @mental cloak by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @full path's positioning was a bit off. @full path died.

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@near mortar carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @near mortar died.

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@slate blade got quantum-entangled with @mental cloak, and used this opportunity to force @mental cloak to pick their own nose.

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@mental cloak traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @mental cloak died.

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@slate blade flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @slate blade's face off with its bare hands. @slate blade died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @slate blade
250 points go to 3rd place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 9th place: @cloud acorn
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

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wise fjord May 17, 2026, 12:42 AM

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urban fog May 17, 2026, 12:45 AM

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mental cloak May 17, 2026, 1:23 AM

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iron cairn May 17, 2026, 1:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @long vine, @mental cloak, @cloud acorn, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @wise fjord, @urban fog, and @slate blade
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@glacial totem equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @exotic saddle chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @glacial totem's shattered corpse. @glacial totem died.

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@urban fog zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@wise fjord used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@long vine asked @quick pebble to give them a hand, so @quick pebble chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@raw moss burned @tidal bane to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @tidal bane died.

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@iron cairn warned @slate blade not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @slate blade trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@quick pebble found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @quick pebble died.

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@steel sentinel got tired of @cloud acorn trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @cloud acorn at a Sawmill. @cloud acorn died.

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@exotic saddle was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @mental cloak caught them in time.

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@wise fjord found a room full of Bunny Banners in @exotic saddle's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @exotic saddle. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@raw moss tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@iron cairn fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@mental cloak performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@wise fjord kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @wise fjord red. @wise fjord died.

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@urban fog programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @urban fog died.

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@slate blade hadn't seen @iron cairn in a long time, and missed them. @iron cairn aimed a Sniper Rifle at @slate blade from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @slate blade died.

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@iron cairn contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @iron cairn died.

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@long vine invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@steel sentinel claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @raw moss. Queen Bee died.

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@mental cloak started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@long vine climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@raw moss had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@mental cloak tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @mental cloak died.

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@steel sentinel heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @raw moss extremely rich.

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@long vine went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@long vine chased @raw moss with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @wise fjord
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

slate blade May 17, 2026, 1:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:39 AM

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@slate blade, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 17, 2026, 1:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel May 17, 2026, 1:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:40 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar May 17, 2026, 1:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:42 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wise fjord May 17, 2026, 1:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:45 AM

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@wise fjord, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava May 17, 2026, 1:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:45 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 17, 2026, 1:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:47 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine May 17, 2026, 1:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:51 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil May 17, 2026, 1:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:52 AM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

full path May 17, 2026, 1:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 1:56 AM

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel May 17, 2026, 2:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 2:06 AM

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@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem May 17, 2026, 2:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 2:10 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dusty dune May 17, 2026, 2:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 2:10 AM

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@dusty dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mental cloak May 17, 2026, 2:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 2:25 AM

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@mental cloak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune May 17, 2026, 2:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 17, 2026, 2:29 AM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @mental cloak, @dusty dune, @velvet dune, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @wise fjord, @full path, @slate blade, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @glacial totem died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @proud lava excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@wise fjord and @full path were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@dusty dune was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @dusty dune died.

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@mental cloak fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @wanton anvil and @raw moss to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@proud lava tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @proud lava died.

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@steel sentinel thought that @long vine was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@near mortar offered to add a gold trim to @velvet dune's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@near mortar tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@urban fog attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@long vine was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @urban fog with its horns. @urban fog died.

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@slate blade created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @wise fjord got too close while watching. @wise fjord died.