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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @tepid prawn
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @random sandal

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There are 12 players remaining.
@marble socket, @raw moss, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @tepid prawn, @hardy patio, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @orchid crystal
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@marble socket heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @marble socket died.

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@raw moss planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@steel sentinel tried to attack @wanton anvil with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@tranquil wyvern ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@urban fog fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@tepid prawn invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@full path claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @livid shuttle was morbidly interested.

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@random sandal sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @random sandal died.

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@wanton anvil drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @wanton anvil died.

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@urban fog wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@full path was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@steel sentinel heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @orchid crystal started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@livid shuttle consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@tepid prawn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@hardy patio tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@urban fog drank sand for 10 hours. @urban fog died.

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@tepid prawn and @steel sentinel fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tepid prawn won by breaking @steel sentinel's spine. @steel sentinel died.

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@tepid prawn called @tranquil wyvern on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @tepid prawn died.

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@hardy patio looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @hardy patio died.

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@orchid crystal managed to kill @full path by doing absolutely nothing. @full path died.

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@tranquil wyvern started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@livid shuttle drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@livid shuttle tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @orchid crystal's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @livid shuttle died.

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@orchid crystal used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@tranquil wyvern tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@raw moss climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tranquil wyvern and @orchid crystal.

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@raw moss climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tranquil wyvern and @orchid crystal.

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@orchid crystal forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @orchid crystal died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @orchid crystal
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @tepid prawn
100 points go to 8th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @tawny wharf, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @ashen spire, @proud lava, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, and @grizzled canopy
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@tawny wharf cut a specific wire in @wanton anvil's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @wanton anvil died.

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@grizzled canopy and @proud lava had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@iron cairn suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @iron cairn died.

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@ashen spire tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@tidal bane started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@raw moss tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@ashen spire forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @ashen spire died.

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@hardy patio told @raw moss a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@tidal bane gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @proud lava, who was in the front row. @proud lava died.

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@urban fog tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@steel sentinel started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@urban fog summoned a solar eclipse while @tawny wharf was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @urban fog died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @hardy patio

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@tidal bane built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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A mysterious stranger gave @hardy patio a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @steel sentinel with it. However, @hardy patio clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @hardy patio died.

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@steel sentinel went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@raw moss dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @grizzled canopy fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@tidal bane laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@tawny wharf befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@tawny wharf and @tidal bane swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@grizzled canopy tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @steel sentinel, but it refused to listen because @grizzled canopy didn't have enough badges.

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@grizzled canopy found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @grizzled canopy died.

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@tidal bane tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @tidal bane died.

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@steel sentinel found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @tawny wharf died.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tawny wharf
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled canopy
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 10th place: @iron cairn

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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@waxen marlin was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @waxen marlin died.

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@proud lava swallowed dynamite and was blown up along with @lime creek, who tried to save them. @proud lava and @lime creek died.

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@hallow trench fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @hallow trench died.

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@iron cairn multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@urban fog tried to throw a Chlorophyte Partisan at @tranquil wyvern before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@random sandal's face was scorched off after @glacial totem took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @random sandal died.

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@mental cloak fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @mental cloak died.

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@proper wedge and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @pastel timber was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@hexed notch tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@exotic saddle "borrowed" @pastel timber's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @pastel timber's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @exotic saddle could return it.

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@iron cairn thought they assassinated @proper wedge, but it was just @iron cairn in disguise. Huh? @iron cairn died.

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There are 7 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @exotic saddle, @pastel timber, and @urban fog
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@tranquil wyvern lulled @glacial totem into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @glacial totem died.

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@proper wedge tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @proper wedge died.

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@urban fog found some soup in their fly.

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@urban fog yelled, "Duck!" @exotic saddle excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @exotic saddle died.

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There once was a @pastel timber who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @pastel timber's insides, and all the animals were freed. @pastel timber died.

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@urban fog asked @tranquil wyvern to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban fog
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 9th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 10th place: @random sandal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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left mist May 14, 2026, 6:00 PM

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iron cairn May 14, 2026, 6:24 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @hallow trench, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
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@tranquil wyvern read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@glacial totem practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @glacial totem died.

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@left mist used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@random sandal accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @random sandal, go jump off that cliff. @random sandal died.

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@steel sentinel spun around in a full circle and shot @wanton anvil with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @wanton anvil died.

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@left mist suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @left mist died.

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@lime creek knocked furiously on @exotic saddle's door while holding an axe. @exotic saddle shouted, "Who's there?"

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@full path crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @full path's entire body.

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@waxen marlin poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@exotic saddle dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @hallow trench, but @hallow trench simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @exotic saddle died.

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@hallow trench started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @hallow trench suddenly didn't feel so good. @hallow trench died.

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@urban fog carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @urban fog died.

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Congratulations, @full path! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @full path died.

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@livid shuttle fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@lime creek went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@waxen marlin was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @waxen marlin died.

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@lime creek used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @lime creek. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@iron cairn tried to kill @steel sentinel by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@livid shuttle started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@livid shuttle complained that they had no life, so @steel sentinel used a Life Drain to take @iron cairn's life and give it to @livid shuttle. @iron cairn died.

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@steel sentinel opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@livid shuttle wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@livid shuttle was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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exotic saddle May 14, 2026, 6:42 PM

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glacial totem May 14, 2026, 6:45 PM

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random sandal May 14, 2026, 6:50 PM

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undone yoke May 14, 2026, 6:53 PM

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urban fog May 14, 2026, 6:57 PM

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steel sentinel May 14, 2026, 7:01 PM

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wanton anvil May 14, 2026, 7:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern May 14, 2026, 7:15 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @undone yoke, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@glacial totem was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @glacial totem died.

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@wanton anvil learned all of @exotic saddle's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@livid shuttle made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@urban fog found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@steel sentinel started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @undone yoke and @random sandal.

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@random sandal was in the middle of taking a shower when @undone yoke took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @random sandal died.

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@urban fog crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@wanton anvil theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@wanton anvil was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @wanton anvil died.

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After @undone yoke drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @undone yoke died.

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@urban fog flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@livid shuttle found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@steel sentinel became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@livid shuttle drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @livid shuttle died.

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@exotic saddle tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @lime creek instead. @lime creek died.

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@exotic saddle tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @exotic saddle died.

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@tranquil wyvern vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @undone yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @random sandal
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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random sandal May 14, 2026, 7:38 PM

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glacial totem May 14, 2026, 7:55 PM

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steel sentinel May 14, 2026, 7:56 PM

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full path May 14, 2026, 7:56 PM

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lime creek May 14, 2026, 7:57 PM

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wanton anvil May 14, 2026, 8:00 PM

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urban fog May 14, 2026, 8:17 PM

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ionic pewter May 14, 2026, 8:33 PM

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exotic saddle May 14, 2026, 8:34 PM

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brave shore May 14, 2026, 8:39 PM

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wanton anvil May 14, 2026, 8:59 PM

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mental cloak May 14, 2026, 8:59 PM

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plush otter May 14, 2026, 9:03 PM

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sonic dew May 14, 2026, 9:15 PM

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deep schooner May 14, 2026, 9:27 PM

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remote pumice May 14, 2026, 9:28 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @plush otter, @random sandal, @wanton anvil, @ionic pewter, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @mental cloak, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @deep schooner, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @sonic dew
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@glacial totem found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @glacial totem pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@lime creek tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@sonic dew obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@deep schooner used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@glacial totem tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @glacial totem died.

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@urban fog slammed @plush otter into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @plush otter died.

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@brave shore modified @wanton anvil's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @wanton anvil was never seen again. @wanton anvil died.

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@exotic saddle heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @exotic saddle stopped because their voice became horse.

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@ionic pewter ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @ionic pewter died.

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@remote pumice and @steel sentinel were about to face off, but @remote pumice had to run off to the restroom first.

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@lime creek found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@brave shore threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@sonic dew fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@mental cloak planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@tranquil wyvern started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@remote pumice found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@steel sentinel took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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Hey @exotic saddle, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@deep schooner trapped @full path in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@random sandal declared war against @sonic dew because they didn't like something @sonic dew said in their AMA.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @urban fog. @urban fog died.

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@full path wished for the ability to fly. @mental cloak granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @full path died.

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@brave shore ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@tranquil wyvern was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@deep schooner accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @deep schooner died.

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@steel sentinel wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@remote pumice screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@tranquil wyvern trapped @sonic dew in a maze, but while they were taunting @sonic dew, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@brave shore pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @brave shore died.

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@remote pumice hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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While playing at the beach, @lime creek buried @mental cloak in the sand. It took @mental cloak several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@random sandal started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@steel sentinel built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@mental cloak was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@lime creek clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @lime creek died.

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@sonic dew rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @sonic dew died.

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@tranquil wyvern's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@random sandal explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @mental cloak

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@steel sentinel finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@remote pumice dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @remote pumice is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@remote pumice managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@steel sentinel forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@mental cloak sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @mental cloak died.

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@remote pumice comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@random sandal drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @steel sentinel was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@steel sentinel begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@random sandal saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@remote pumice struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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The sun burnt @steel sentinel into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@random sandal wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@random sandal decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @random sandal died.

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@remote pumice drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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The Wizard showed @steel sentinel their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@steel sentinel didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @remote pumice's. @remote pumice died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @random sandal
150 points go to 4th place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @sonic dew
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @deep schooner
100 points go to 10th place: @full path

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @long vine over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@lime creek tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@glacial totem tried to save @random sandal's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @glacial totem died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @glacial totem died.

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@mental cloak spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@urban fog fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@wanton anvil took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @wanton anvil died.

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@raw moss needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@full path paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Blue Phasesaber.

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@exotic saddle had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @urban fog shot them with an arrow. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @mental cloak had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@lime creek started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @lime creek died.

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@long vine wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@full path touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@full path sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @full path died.

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@steel sentinel tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@random sandal stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@random sandal tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @random sandal died.

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@raw moss began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@mental cloak found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@long vine took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@mental cloak tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @mental cloak died.

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The Demolitionist told @raw moss that it was a good day to die. @raw moss thought so too. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @mental cloak
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @random sandal
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

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@glacial totem was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @glacial totem died.

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After an intense fight, @mental cloak was beaten by @urban fog in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @urban fog told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@wanton anvil was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @wanton anvil's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @wanton anvil died.

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@steel sentinel stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@fossil parcel tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@trail whale played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@full path summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @raw moss felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@mental cloak hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @mental cloak died.

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@fossil parcel saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@steel sentinel started blocking @urban fog's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@trail whale and @urban fog had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@raw moss began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@long vine tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@full path befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@steel sentinel attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@fossil parcel overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@long vine fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @long vine died.

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@fossil parcel's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @fossil parcel died.

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@raw moss suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@full path wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@urban fog listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @urban fog saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@trail whale put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@urban fog turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@steel sentinel managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@trail whale soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @trail whale dyed.

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@full path fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @full path died.

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@steel sentinel took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@raw moss tried attacking @steel sentinel, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@steel sentinel summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @trail whale's life points directly. @trail whale died.

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@raw moss found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@raw moss tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail whale
150 points go to 4th place: @full path
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @fossil parcel
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @mental cloak
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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@hexed heath invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@fossil parcel sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@steel sentinel sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@glacial totem got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @glacial totem died.

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@proud lava was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@long vine was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@wanton anvil didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @wanton anvil died.

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@half magnet's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @half magnet! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@half magnet was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @half magnet died.

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@fossil parcel started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@proud lava fired their bow at @hexed heath, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @proud lava gave up.

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@full path painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@proud lava and @raw moss decided to play catch with a Yellow Phasesaber. @proud lava missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @proud lava died.

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@urban fog sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @urban fog died.

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@full path wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@fossil parcel tried to shoot @hexed heath using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @raw moss's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@steel sentinel told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @long vine and @full path.

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@raw moss started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@hexed heath tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@full path forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @full path died.

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@hexed heath wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@raw moss's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Pearlwood Sword was nice and clean, but their Pearlwood Bow's string broke, and their Venom Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@steel sentinel consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@long vine's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@fossil parcel got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@long vine died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @long vine was revived.

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@raw moss was infected by a zombie virus. @raw moss died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@fossil parcel tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@hexed heath stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @hexed heath died.

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@steel sentinel started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@fossil parcel stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @fossil parcel died.

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@raw moss stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@long vine put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @long vine died.

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@raw moss started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @raw moss soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fossil parcel
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed heath
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

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hexed heath May 15, 2026, 12:49 AM

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