#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 218

iron cairn May 3, 2026, 4:28 AM

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carmine cairn May 3, 2026, 4:30 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @humble arrow, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @idle egret, @long vine, @quick pebble, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @full path, and @livid shuttle
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@humble arrow flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @humble arrow died.

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@raw moss took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @raw moss died.

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@idle egret found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@wanton anvil sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @wanton anvil died.

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@idle egret was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @idle egret died.

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@rose jewel opportunistically attacked @quick pebble with a Psycho Knife while their cell phone was ringing. @quick pebble died.

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@urban fog accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@rose jewel got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @rose jewel died.

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@full path was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@long vine tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@urban fog was in the middle of taking a shower when @iron cairn took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @urban fog died.

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@left mist thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @full path's. @full path died.

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@carmine cairn had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@livid shuttle stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@livid shuttle hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @livid shuttle died.

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@left mist thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @iron cairn was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@long vine was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @long vine was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@left mist was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @left mist died.

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@carmine cairn used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@iron cairn went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @iron cairn's canvas.

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@iron cairn woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @iron cairn died.

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@carmine cairn found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@long vine dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @idle egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog May 3, 2026, 4:38 AM

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near mortar May 3, 2026, 4:44 AM

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long vine May 3, 2026, 4:53 AM

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left mist May 3, 2026, 4:59 AM

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idle egret May 3, 2026, 5:17 AM

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oblique lantern May 3, 2026, 5:25 AM

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carmine cairn May 3, 2026, 5:29 AM

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indigo inlet May 3, 2026, 5:29 AM

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raw moss May 3, 2026, 5:29 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @humble arrow, @raw moss, @left mist, @idle egret, @long vine, @urban fog, @indigo inlet, @oblique lantern, and @near mortar
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@oblique lantern was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@long vine took aim at @humble arrow from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@raw moss was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @raw moss died.

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@idle egret found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @idle egret died.

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@carmine cairn developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@urban fog went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @urban fog died.

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@indigo inlet was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @indigo inlet died.

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@near mortar took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @near mortar died.

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@oblique lantern vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @oblique lantern died.

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@carmine cairn made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @carmine cairn rich and famous.

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The Wall of Flesh told @humble arrow that there was something stuck in their teeth. @humble arrow checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @humble arrow died.

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@left mist fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @left mist died.

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@long vine was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @humble arrow
150 points go to 5th place: @oblique lantern
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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long vine May 3, 2026, 5:37 AM

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idle egret May 3, 2026, 5:37 AM

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urban fog May 3, 2026, 5:39 AM

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raw moss May 3, 2026, 5:40 AM

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left mist May 3, 2026, 5:48 AM

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oblique lantern May 3, 2026, 5:52 AM

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sharp dirge May 3, 2026, 5:59 AM

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pastel timber May 3, 2026, 6:11 AM

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amber ermine May 3, 2026, 6:23 AM

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oblique lantern May 3, 2026, 6:29 AM

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hexed fiber May 3, 2026, 6:30 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@humble arrow, @raw moss, @left mist, @idle egret, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @sharp dirge, @oblique lantern, and @hexed fiber
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@humble arrow summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@long vine told @pastel timber a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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While sitting on a bench together with @amber ermine, @sharp dirge leaned away and farted.

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@humble arrow tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @humble arrow died.

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@raw moss used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @raw moss died.

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@oblique lantern considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@idle egret used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @idle egret died.

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@amber ermine ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@oblique lantern decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@urban fog joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @urban fog died.

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@pastel timber made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@sharp dirge hadn't seen @long vine in a long time, and missed them. @long vine aimed a Sniper Rifle at @sharp dirge from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @sharp dirge died.

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@hexed fiber started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@hexed fiber tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @hexed fiber extremely rich.

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@oblique lantern was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @left mist's Star Cannon. @oblique lantern died.

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@pastel timber tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @left mist's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @pastel timber died.

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A strange device attached itself to @hexed fiber's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @hexed fiber died.

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@left mist discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @left mist died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @left mist
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @oblique lantern
150 points go to 6th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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long vine May 3, 2026, 6:39 AM

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urban fog May 3, 2026, 6:41 AM

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amber ermine May 3, 2026, 6:49 AM

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hexed notch May 3, 2026, 6:57 AM

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sharp dirge May 3, 2026, 6:57 AM

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idle egret May 3, 2026, 7:05 AM

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muted igloo May 3, 2026, 7:14 AM

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left mist May 3, 2026, 7:20 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@muted igloo, @humble arrow, @hexed notch, @left mist, @idle egret, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @sharp dirge, and @urban fog
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@muted igloo got tired of @humble arrow constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @humble arrow died.

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@amber ermine tricked @idle egret into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @idle egret died.

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@hexed notch started riding a Unicorn. @pastel timber chased @hexed notch while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@long vine asked @sharp dirge to give them a hand, so @sharp dirge chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@muted igloo used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@amber ermine tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @amber ermine's mind right in front of their face. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @urban fog died.

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@sharp dirge pointed a Shotgun at @left mist and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @sharp dirge looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @sharp dirge died.

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@long vine tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@left mist recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@muted igloo and @hexed notch were having a nice picnic on the beach when @pastel timber stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@muted igloo forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @muted igloo died.

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@long vine built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@hexed notch tried to instigate drama against @left mist, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @hexed notch used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @left mist died.

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@long vine accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @long vine died.

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@pastel timber trapped @hexed notch in a maze, but while they were taunting @hexed notch, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@pastel timber was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@hexed notch equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @pastel timber into approaching. @hexed notch then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @pastel timber with two Sniper Rifle shots. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @muted igloo
150 points go to 6th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 10th place: @humble arrow

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urban fog May 3, 2026, 7:38 AM

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sharp dirge May 3, 2026, 7:38 AM

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pastel timber May 3, 2026, 7:38 AM

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waxen marlin May 3, 2026, 7:38 AM

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hexed notch May 3, 2026, 7:39 AM

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idle egret May 3, 2026, 7:41 AM

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half atlas May 3, 2026, 7:42 AM

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amber ermine May 3, 2026, 7:44 AM

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left mist May 3, 2026, 7:49 AM

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long vine May 3, 2026, 7:50 AM

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tranquil wyvern May 3, 2026, 8:13 AM

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wet merlin May 3, 2026, 8:20 AM

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fiery belfry May 3, 2026, 8:28 AM

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honest pine May 3, 2026, 8:29 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@honest pine, @humble arrow, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @left mist, @idle egret, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @sharp dirge, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @half atlas, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

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@left mist wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @left mist died.

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@half atlas found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @half atlas walked out the door.

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@long vine and @humble arrow attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@amber ermine climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @hexed notch and @urban fog.

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@idle egret used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @idle egret didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @idle egret died.

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@honest pine started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@sharp dirge began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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No one told @amber ermine that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @amber ermine died.

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@sharp dirge forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @sharp dirge died.

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@waxen marlin tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@hexed notch was briefly jumpscared by @urban fog wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@urban fog thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @urban fog died.

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@honest pine sharpened @waxen marlin's face at a Sharpening Station. @waxen marlin became the sharpest tool in the shed. @waxen marlin died.

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@half atlas loves @wet merlin to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @half atlas died.

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@fiery belfry sang a song to try to impress @humble arrow, @pastel timber, and @long vine. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@humble arrow won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@wet merlin realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @wet merlin died.

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@honest pine wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@hexed notch gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @hexed notch died.

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@humble arrow saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @humble arrow died.

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@pastel timber equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@honest pine fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @honest pine died.

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@fiery belfry's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @fiery belfry died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @honest pine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @humble arrow
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @half atlas
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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@hexed notch hid from @long vine after @amber ermine exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@humble arrow wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@sharp dirge built a floating city and named it "England".

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@waxen marlin stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @waxen marlin's ego received a small boost.

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@amber ermine vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@sharp dirge was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @sharp dirge died.

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@warm root equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @tranquil wyvern chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @warm root's shattered corpse. @warm root died.

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@waxen marlin tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @waxen marlin died.

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@long vine performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@livid shuttle made some scary noises in the dark. @hexed notch sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @half atlas, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @half atlas died.

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@humble arrow found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@humble arrow looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @humble arrow died.

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@hexed notch took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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While playing at the beach, @long vine buried @tranquil wyvern in the sand. It took @tranquil wyvern several hours to dig themselves back out.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @tranquil wyvern's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@long vine was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @hexed notch with its horns. @hexed notch died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @humble arrow
150 points go to 5th place: @half atlas
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @warm root
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@jolly swift, @honest pine, @hexed notch, @brave zodiac, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @main idol, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @still oasis
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@tranquil wyvern trapped @long vine in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @long vine managed to escape regardless.

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@brave zodiac tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @brave zodiac died.

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@amber ermine cornered @main idol at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @main idol started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@honest pine realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@long vine used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @long vine died.

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@still oasis found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@amber ermine's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@main idol smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @main idol died.

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@hexed notch tried to attack @tranquil wyvern with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @hexed notch to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@waxen marlin was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @waxen marlin died.

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The sun burnt @jolly swift into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@still oasis's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@honest pine zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@honest pine huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @livid shuttle also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@hexed notch tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@still oasis didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @livid shuttle, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @livid shuttle died.

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@still oasis read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @still oasis died.

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@jolly swift saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @hexed notch instead. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@tranquil wyvern realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@honest pine searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@jolly swift contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@jolly swift fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @honest pine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @honest pine
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @still oasis
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @main idol
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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rustic coral May 3, 2026, 12:11 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @jovial fractal, @abstract thunder, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @trail whale
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@rustic coral spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @rustic coral still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @rustic coral died.

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@abstract thunder returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@proper wedge found some Diamond Ore. @jolly swift quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@amber ermine tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @amber ermine died.

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@jovial fractal and @livid shuttle decided to play catch with a Enchanted Sword. @jovial fractal missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @jovial fractal died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @waxen marlin tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @tranquil wyvern dried.

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@livid shuttle swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @livid shuttle died.

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@trail whale placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @trail whale died.

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@tranquil wyvern was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@proper wedge pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @hexed notch.

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@abstract thunder and @fiery belfry found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@proper wedge began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @proper wedge died.

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@jolly swift and @abstract thunder spotted a Book of Skulls on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@fiery belfry suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@jolly swift's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @jolly swift died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @long vine, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @long vine was too boring.

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@hexed notch and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @hexed notch's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@abstract thunder tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @abstract thunder died.

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@fiery belfry fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@long vine sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@hexed notch pulled out their Classy Cane and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @hexed notch pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@fiery belfry was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@tranquil wyvern tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@hexed notch saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @trail whale
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine May 3, 2026, 12:38 PM

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jolly swift May 3, 2026, 12:40 PM

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tender meteor May 3, 2026, 1:08 PM

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hexed notch May 3, 2026, 2:00 PM

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sharp dirge May 3, 2026, 2:26 PM

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carmine cairn May 3, 2026, 2:27 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @tender meteor, @tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, @long vine, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @sharp dirge, @west rover, @waxen marlin, @upbeat pebble, and @serene rain
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@quick pebble was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@hexed notch couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@raw moss was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @raw moss died.

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@tender meteor was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @tender meteor died.

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@jolly swift was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@long vine decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@quick pebble chewed some gum. It made @quick pebble feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @quick pebble died.

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@amber ermine sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @west rover died.

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@waxen marlin tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @waxen marlin died.

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@upbeat pebble fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @upbeat pebble died.

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@hexed notch explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@carmine cairn found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@serene rain went AFK in their gel farm. @tranquil wyvern set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @serene rain died.

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@jolly swift looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@sharp dirge donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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Out of boredom, @long vine used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@tranquil wyvern went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@sharp dirge accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @sharp dirge died.

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@jolly swift created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @jolly swift's artistic genius.

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@hexed notch and @remote pumice were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @hexed notch fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @tranquil wyvern, go jump off that cliff. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@carmine cairn desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@remote pumice threw a snowball at @carmine cairn. To counter this, @carmine cairn threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@long vine made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 8th place: @serene rain
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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@pastel timber joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@glacial totem was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @glacial totem died.

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@jolly swift put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@quick pebble fed @carmine cairn several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@iron cairn offered to add a gold trim to @full path's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@tranquil wyvern worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@jolly swift declared that 64 was their favorite number. @long vine wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @jolly swift by stabbing them 64 times. @jolly swift died.

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@pastel timber murdered @tranquil wyvern with a knife, but it was actually @sharp dirge in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @pastel timber didn't care that much. @sharp dirge died.

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@full path wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @wanton anvil into an apple. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@carmine cairn felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@quick pebble told @full path a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @full path died.

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@pastel timber was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@iron cairn was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @iron cairn died.

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@carmine cairn compressed @tranquil wyvern until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @raw moss's chests for the rest of its life.

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@pastel timber became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss promised to @carmine cairn that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@quick pebble decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@long vine couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@raw moss found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @raw moss headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@long vine knocked furiously on @quick pebble's door while holding an axe. @quick pebble shouted, "Who's there?"

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@carmine cairn combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@long vine came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@raw moss made some Synonym Rolls for @quick pebble and @carmine cairn. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@carmine cairn tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@raw moss put two forward slashes in front of @quick pebble and commented them out of existence. @quick pebble died.

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@long vine disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@raw moss invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@long vine spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@carmine cairn drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@long vine hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@raw moss went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@carmine cairn ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@raw moss stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @raw moss died.

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@long vine wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@long vine accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @sharp dirge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@glacial totem received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @glacial totem died.

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@jolly swift had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @jolly swift's skull. @jolly swift died.

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@wanton anvil curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @wanton anvil in half. @wanton anvil died.

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@urban fog was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn, @full path, and @steel sentinel raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@livid shuttle found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @livid shuttle was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@steel sentinel tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@full path got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @full path died.

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Congratulations, @livid shuttle! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@steel sentinel tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@carmine cairn had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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A monkey dramatically raised @tranquil wyvern up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @tranquil wyvern off said cliff. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss successfully snuck into @carmine cairn's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn sniped @steel sentinel with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @carmine cairn, it was opposite day. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@glacial totem went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @tranquil wyvern and @left mist summoned the Impending Doom. @glacial totem died.

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@urban fog constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @livid shuttle by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @urban fog's positioning was a bit off. @urban fog died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@muted igloo tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@full path was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @full path died.

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@steel sentinel hid from @tranquil wyvern by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@left mist tried hacking into @carmine cairn's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @carmine cairn's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@wanton anvil drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@muted igloo went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@wanton anvil tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @carmine cairn demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @wanton anvil by two. @wanton anvil died.

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@steel sentinel walked up to @tranquil wyvern and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @steel sentinel, that kills people! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@muted igloo walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@muted igloo got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @muted igloo died.

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@raw moss was building a nice house. @steel sentinel asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @raw moss just looked confused.

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@left mist tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@left mist, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @left mist died.

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@raw moss played Frisbee with @carmine cairn using a Light Disc, but @carmine cairn unfortunately didn't have five hands. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @muted igloo
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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iron cairn May 3, 2026, 6:24 PM

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glacial totem May 3, 2026, 6:25 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @muted igloo, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @rose jewel, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @full path
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@muted igloo asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @tranquil wyvern, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @muted igloo to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @muted igloo died.

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@rose jewel found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@raw moss ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @raw moss died.

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@iron cairn started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@left mist squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@wanton anvil was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @wanton anvil died.

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@exotic saddle tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@glacial totem started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@full path aimed a spinning toy at @steel sentinel, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@proper wedge ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @proper wedge said "thanks, you too." @proper wedge died.

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@amber ermine tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @amber ermine died.

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@iron cairn fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@tranquil wyvern found some soup in their fly.

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@full path created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @urban fog got too close while watching. @urban fog died.

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@steel sentinel released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @steel sentinel, but it was very satisfying.

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@carmine cairn and @full path were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @carmine cairn suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @full path turned around to look. @full path died.

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@glacial totem tried to attack @tranquil wyvern by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @steel sentinel die

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@left mist flossed their teeth with @carmine cairn's shoelaces.

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@iron cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@iron cairn was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @iron cairn died.

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@exotic saddle started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@exotic saddle gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @exotic saddle died.

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@left mist descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@tranquil wyvern confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@rose jewel looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@carmine cairn summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @rose jewel's life points directly. @rose jewel died.

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@steel sentinel escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@left mist played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @left mist died.

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@tranquil wyvern made up their own language and used it to threaten @carmine cairn, who simply scratched their head.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @steel sentinel excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@carmine cairn tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@tranquil wyvern hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @rose jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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@tranquil wyvern used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@left mist had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@glacial totem landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @glacial totem accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @glacial totem died.

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@crude osprey became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@amber ermine started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@wanton anvil shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @wanton anvil's head. @wanton anvil died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @amber ermine a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @steel sentinel with it. However, @amber ermine clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @amber ermine died.

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@tiny panther was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @tiny panther died.

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@tranquil wyvern has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tranquil wyvern woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@exotic saddle breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn got a piggyback ride from @crude osprey, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @crude osprey died.

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@left mist warned @carmine cairn not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @carmine cairn trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@steel sentinel sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @tranquil wyvern is now goo. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@left mist cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@carmine cairn started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@carmine cairn literally gaslighted @steel sentinel by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @steel sentinel died.

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@left mist invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @left mist died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @left mist
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @crude osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @tiny panther
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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@gritty mesa wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@hardy patio used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@wanton anvil tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @wanton anvil died.

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@quick pebble tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @quick pebble was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @quick pebble died.

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@tame hatch tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@steel sentinel invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @amber ermine found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @amber ermine was trapped for all eternity. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @carmine cairn and @dull gazelle.

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@tidal bane and @carmine cairn cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @carmine cairn, because @tidal bane was wearing Frost armor.

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@tranquil wyvern cut a specific wire in @tame hatch's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @tame hatch died.

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@slow elbow decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@gritty mesa finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@steel sentinel needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@hardy patio played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@dull gazelle took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@slow elbow hosted a spelling bee! @tidal bane had to spell "cat". @carmine cairn had to spell "rain". @full path had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@steel sentinel and @gritty mesa ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@gritty mesa dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @gritty mesa died.

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@hardy patio found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @tranquil wyvern to check it out. @tranquil wyvern decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @full path was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @full path died.

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@carmine cairn started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@slow elbow wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @hardy patio killed them. @hardy patio died.

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@tidal bane became convinced that @steel sentinel was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @steel sentinel, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@dull gazelle played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @dull gazelle. @dull gazelle died.

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@tranquil wyvern was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@slow elbow thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @slow elbow died.

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@steel sentinel sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@tidal bane started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@tidal bane started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @tidal bane soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @slow elbow
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @gritty mesa
100 points go to 10th place: @tame hatch

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@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @lament coral, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @quick pebble, @lucid dune, @exotic saddle, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @dull gazelle, @idle pike, and @raven snow
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@tidal bane accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@tidal bane gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @tidal bane died.

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@lament coral told @rose jewel to bite the dust. In response, @rose jewel took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@steel sentinel chased @lament coral with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @lament coral died.

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@wanton anvil paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Revolver.

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@wanton anvil was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @dull gazelle tried putting @wanton anvil back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @wanton anvil died.

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@urban fog was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @urban fog let them be.

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@idle pike decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@quick pebble tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @quick pebble died.

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@unkempt osprey captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@raven snow found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @lucid dune, who was out swimming that day. @lucid dune died.

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@rose jewel 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @exotic saddle to death. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@unkempt osprey shot @idle pike with a Water Gun. @idle pike shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@dull gazelle slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @urban fog's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @urban fog died.

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@dull gazelle performed open heart surgery on @full path, even though @full path never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @full path died.

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The Nurse told @dull gazelle they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @dull gazelle died.

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@unkempt osprey drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@rose jewel's skeleton decided that @rose jewel wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @rose jewel died.

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@raven snow baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @raven snow died.

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@carmine cairn found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@steel sentinel decisively vanquished @unkempt osprey through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @unkempt osprey died.

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@idle pike transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @raven snow
150 points go to 6th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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unkempt osprey May 4, 2026, 12:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 12:26 AM

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jolly swift May 4, 2026, 12:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 12:26 AM

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velvet dune May 4, 2026, 12:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 12:26 AM

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carmine cairn May 4, 2026, 12:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 12:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

idle pike May 4, 2026, 12:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 12:30 AM

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left mist May 4, 2026, 12:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 12:30 AM

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remote pumice May 4, 2026, 12:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 12:30 AM

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stone pebble May 4, 2026, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 12:30 AM

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@stone pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @unkempt osprey, @stone pebble, @left mist, @remote pumice, @tiny panther, @exotic saddle, @velvet dune, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @turbid skiff, @waxen sphinx, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice was playing hide and seek with @waxen sphinx and @velvet dune, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @remote pumice died.

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@tiny panther was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @tiny panther died.

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@stone pebble took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@unkempt osprey threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@exotic saddle was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @idle pike's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@waxen sphinx accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @waxen sphinx died.

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@carmine cairn started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@stone pebble read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @stone pebble died.

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@turbid skiff fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @turbid skiff died.

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@idle pike wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@steel sentinel wrote @velvet dune's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @velvet dune died.

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@steel sentinel followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @steel sentinel died.

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@jolly swift joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @jolly swift was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@idle pike somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.

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@left mist toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @left mist died.

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@idle pike used their Platinum Shortsword to lop off @jolly swift's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @idle pike invented golf. @jolly swift died.

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@unkempt osprey messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @unkempt osprey being mercilessly tickled by @idle pike.

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@carmine cairn built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@idle pike ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@carmine cairn wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@unkempt osprey was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @unkempt osprey died.

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@idle pike was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @carmine cairn. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @stone pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen sphinx

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

full path May 4, 2026, 12:39 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil May 4, 2026, 12:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 12:43 AM

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raw moss May 4, 2026, 12:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 12:44 AM

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urban fog May 4, 2026, 12:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 12:49 AM

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near mortar May 4, 2026, 1:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 1:04 AM

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pastel timber May 4, 2026, 1:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 1:07 AM

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unkempt osprey May 4, 2026, 1:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 1:12 AM

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steel sentinel May 4, 2026, 1:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 1:21 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lucid dune May 4, 2026, 1:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 1:21 AM

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@lucid dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn May 4, 2026, 1:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 1:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle pike May 4, 2026, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 1:26 AM

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift May 4, 2026, 1:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 1:27 AM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff May 4, 2026, 1:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 4, 2026, 1:28 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.