epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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[hallow trench]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[fiery belfry]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[proven sparrow]

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[gleaming grove]

@humble arrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

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[amber ermine]

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[humble arrow]

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[proper wedge]

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[wet merlin]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@humble arrow, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @hallow trench, @pastel timber, @sharp dirge, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@humble arrow was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @humble arrow died.

@pastel timber was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@long vine sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @long vine died.

@sharp dirge swapped @amber ermine's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @amber ermine then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

@livid shuttle went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@waxen marlin literally impeached @sharp dirge by squashing them under a giant peach. @sharp dirge died.

@wet merlin put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@proper wedge tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@pastel timber caused @tranquil wyvern to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@waxen marlin thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @waxen marlin's potions with Red Potions. @waxen marlin died.

@wet merlin attacked @hallow trench with a Legendary Zenith, but @hallow trench's pen was mightier. @wet merlin died.

@livid shuttle baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

@proper wedge caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @proper wedge died.

@pastel timber started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

@livid shuttle struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@hallow trench heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @hallow trench died.

@pastel timber put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @pastel timber whole. @pastel timber died.

@fiery belfry was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@tranquil wyvern decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @tranquil wyvern died.

@livid shuttle pumped @fiery belfry full of lead. No one was hurt, but @fiery belfry's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

@fiery belfry gave @livid shuttle a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @livid shuttle gave @fiery belfry a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @fiery belfry died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @livid shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @livid shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[pastel timber]

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[gleaming grove]

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[maiden plank]

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[sharp dirge]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[hexed notch]

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[fiery belfry]

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[rustic coral]

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[waxen marlin]

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[soft lark]

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[dense marten]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @maiden plank, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @pastel timber, @dense marten, @sharp dirge, @oblique lantern, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fiery belfry found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@oblique lantern fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@waxen marlin tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Frostbrand instead of a Bug Net.

@maiden plank used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @rustic coral tested this theory on @maiden plank, who bounced, and ended up being right. @maiden plank died.

@soft lark bragged to @dense marten about their combat skills. @dense marten didn't really know @soft lark and had no idea how this conversation started.

@hexed notch shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

@sharp dirge used an Inferno Fork to eat. @tranquil wyvern thought they didn't notice, but @sharp dirge just really likes spicy food.

@rustic coral was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @rustic coral died.

@soft lark crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @pastel timber laughed at them, not knowing that @soft lark was just a completionist.

@dense marten greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @dense marten died.

@waxen marlin found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

@sharp dirge tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @sharp dirge then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @sharp dirge died.

@oblique lantern hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @oblique lantern died.

@waxen marlin learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @waxen marlin died.

@fiery belfry was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @fiery belfry died.

@soft lark went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@hexed notch took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

@tranquil wyvern tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

@hexed notch, @pastel timber, and @soft lark formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@soft lark and @tranquil wyvern got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

@tranquil wyvern was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @tranquil wyvern died.

@hexed notch poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

@soft lark finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@hexed notch dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @hexed notch died.

@soft lark was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @soft lark died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @soft lark
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 9th place: @dense marten
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic coral

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[sharp dirge]

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[waxen marlin]

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[soft lark]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[proper wedge]

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[fiery belfry]

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[gilded plover]

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[serene fossil]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

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[dense pine]

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[long vine]

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[near mortar]

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[hidden berry]

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[wanton anvil]

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[carmine cairn]

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[iron cairn]

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[jolly swift]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @dense pine, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @gilded plover, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @long vine, @quick pebble, @serene fossil, @pastel timber, @sharp dirge, @waxen marlin, @hidden berry, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@quick pebble found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@soft lark activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

@wanton anvil tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@dense pine went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @dense pine died.

@near mortar complained to @iron cairn that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@waxen marlin ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@long vine invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

@fiery belfry drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @jolly swift appeared instead.

@hidden berry begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

@gilded plover trash talked @pastel timber, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @gilded plover suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @gilded plover died.

@wanton anvil started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @wanton anvil died.

@proper wedge wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @proper wedge died.

@carmine cairn tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@tranquil wyvern was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @tranquil wyvern lived.

@quick pebble picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @quick pebble died.

@hidden berry started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@near mortar and @carmine cairn got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@serene fossil saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @serene fossil died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

@sharp dirge was buried under an avalanche that @fiery belfry had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @sharp dirge died.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @pastel timber begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@pastel timber spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@pastel timber’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@pastel timber went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@iron cairn screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

@long vine started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @fiery belfry forced them to put in some more effort.

@waxen marlin discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @waxen marlin died.

@pastel timber built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

@hidden berry panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @hidden berry died.

@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@iron cairn headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @jolly swift had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

@near mortar asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

@soft lark got quantum-entangled with @pastel timber, and used this opportunity to force @pastel timber to pick their own nose.

@near mortar wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @near mortar died.

@tranquil wyvern fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

@iron cairn crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@carmine cairn summoned the Old One's Army while @jolly swift was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @jolly swift died.

@iron cairn disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @soft lark, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @soft lark died.

@pastel timber looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

@fiery belfry blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @fiery belfry died.

@long vine encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @long vine died.

@carmine cairn was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

@iron cairn wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @iron cairn turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @iron cairn died.

@pastel timber angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@carmine cairn stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@carmine cairn tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@pastel timber followed @carmine cairn into the jungle. @pastel timber started looking left, right and center for @carmine cairn, but gave up and had some tea instead.

@pastel timber attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@pastel timber thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @hidden berry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[craggy cargo]

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[fossil heron]

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[maiden plank]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[sharp dirge]

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[hexed notch]

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[iron cairn]

bb!register

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @maiden plank, @fossil heron, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @craggy cargo, @sharp dirge, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@iron cairn used the power of Flex Tape to stick @maiden plank in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @maiden plank's suffering to a swift end. @maiden plank died.

@hexed notch tried to kill @sharp dirge, but failed to ask for consent.

@iron cairn took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @iron cairn died.

@long vine entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

@livid shuttle searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

@craggy cargo shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @craggy cargo's face. @craggy cargo died.

@sharp dirge stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @sharp dirge died.

@pastel timber listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @pastel timber saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@fossil heron finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @tranquil wyvern caught it and used it as fishing bait.

@livid shuttle skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @livid shuttle died.

@fossil heron stopped a meteor from crushing @hexed notch and @pastel timber with their own body. @fossil heron died.

@tranquil wyvern started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @tranquil wyvern died.

@hexed notch snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@pastel timber and @hexed notch discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

@pastel timber found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@hexed notch was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@hexed notch drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @pastel timber mopped @hexed notch up with a tissue. @hexed notch died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fossil heron
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @sharp dirge
100 points go to 7th place: @craggy cargo
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden plank

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[clever wren]

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[quick pebble]

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[pastel timber]

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[proud lava]

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[hexed notch]

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[iron cairn]

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[raw moss]

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[next hemlock]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @next hemlock, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @long vine, @clever wren, @proud lava, @pastel timber, and @livid shuttle
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The fighting begins again!

@hexed notch was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @hexed notch died.

@long vine mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@iron cairn started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@raw moss flexed so hard on @quick pebble that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @quick pebble died.

@pastel timber built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@proud lava tried to strike @livid shuttle down, but @livid shuttle instead became more powerful than @proud lava could possibly imagine.

@clever wren took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@clever wren went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @clever wren died.

@livid shuttle was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

@pastel timber tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

@next hemlock saw @iron cairn trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @next hemlock is calling the police!

Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @carmine cairn flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

@raw moss brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

@proud lava was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @proud lava died.

@livid shuttle made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @livid shuttle died.

@pastel timber invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

While exploring a swamp, @next hemlock caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@long vine accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@pastel timber was looking kind of dumb after @raw moss's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @pastel timber died.

@next hemlock literally can't even. @next hemlock died.

@iron cairn found the Last Prism. Then @carmine cairn found another one, meaning that @iron cairn's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

@iron cairn finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @iron cairn died.

@carmine cairn made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@raw moss teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@raw moss was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@carmine cairn hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @raw moss's house. @raw moss started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@raw moss sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @clever wren
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[steel sentinel]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[quick pebble]

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[proper wedge]

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[carmine cairn]

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[jolly swift]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @quick pebble, @long vine, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, and @livid shuttle
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The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift thought that @tranquil wyvern was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

@raw moss started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@quick pebble emerged from a tree stump and scolded @proper wedge for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @proper wedge was still holding an axe. @quick pebble died.

@steel sentinel started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@long vine walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@long vine challenged @livid shuttle to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @livid shuttle's turn to win. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @tranquil wyvern died.

After eating supper together, @proper wedge betrayed @steel sentinel in exchange for 30 silver coins. @steel sentinel died.

@pastel timber used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @pastel timber died.

@proper wedge always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @proper wedge died.

@livid shuttle painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

@raw moss tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

@jolly swift tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @jolly swift's brains. @jolly swift died.

@livid shuttle tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@carmine cairn yelled, "Duck!" @livid shuttle excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@raw moss playfully poked @carmine cairn and laughed. @carmine cairn playfully poked them back with a Trident. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[steel sentinel]

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[carmine cairn]

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[left stream]

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[hexed notch]

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[rustic coral]

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[iron cairn]

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[pastel timber]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @left stream, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @vague glen, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @rancid dragon, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @livid shuttle
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The fighting begins again!

@rustic coral iwwegawy owoed to @livid shuttle and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @rustic coral died.

@raw moss built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @rancid dragon was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @rancid dragon died.

@urban fog drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @urban fog died.

@left stream ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @left stream died.

@tranquil wyvern was furious at @carmine cairn for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @tranquil wyvern's special someone!

@hexed notch planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

@vague glen was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @vague glen's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @vague glen died.

@pastel timber had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@iron cairn ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @iron cairn died.

@livid shuttle pranked @raw moss by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

After partying all night, @hexed notch was shot by @tranquil wyvern in a swimming pool. @hexed notch died.

@pastel timber tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @pastel timber didn't know that.

@carmine cairn won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

@tranquil wyvern dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

@livid shuttle somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern threw a Stink Potion at @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel threw a Toxic Flask right back. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

@raw moss tried to steal @steel sentinel's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@carmine cairn bought a Gatligator and fired it at @pastel timber for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @carmine cairn furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

@pastel timber covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

All that glitters is not gold. @carmine cairn disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@raw moss thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@steel sentinel invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@pastel timber woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @pastel timber died.

@raw moss stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

@raw moss neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 9th place: @vague glen
100 points go to 10th place: @left stream

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[raw moss]

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[hallow trench]

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[quick pebble]

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[urban fog]

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[left mist]

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[clever wren]

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[steel sentinel]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[exotic saddle]

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[iron cairn]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[hallow trench]

bb!register

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@hallow trench, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @left mist, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @clever wren, @exotic saddle, @hallow trench, @steel sentinel, and @urban fog
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @carmine cairn thought her hands were more interesting.

@urban fog overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

@iron cairn shot @left mist in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @left mist died.

@clever wren and @raw moss played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

@quick pebble was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @quick pebble died.

@clever wren summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @clever wren died.

@exotic saddle fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@exotic saddle pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @exotic saddle died.

@urban fog looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

@urban fog was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @urban fog died.

@hallow trench accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @hallow trench died. @hallow trench died. @hallow trench died. @hallow trench died.

@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @tranquil wyvern, but left @steel sentinel alone because they smelled funny. @tranquil wyvern died.

@iron cairn went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@iron cairn tried to save @carmine cairn's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @iron cairn died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @iron cairn died.

@steel sentinel comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@carmine cairn accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @carmine cairn died.

@steel sentinel was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @clever wren
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[hallow trench]

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[raw moss]

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[exotic saddle]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[steel sentinel]

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[tiny panther]

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[urban fog]

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[quick pebble]

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[left mist]

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[tidal bane]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @left mist, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @tiny panther, @exotic saddle, @hallow trench, @urban fog, and @steel sentinel
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The fighting begins again!

@tidal bane drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

@carmine cairn obscured @hallow trench's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @hallow trench escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@tidal bane was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @tidal bane died.

@left mist started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@tiny panther made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @quick pebble walked all over it. #(##^)#

@steel sentinel found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@left mist mistook @tranquil wyvern's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @left mist died.

@quick pebble hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @quick pebble died.

@hallow trench wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@tiny panther wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@tiny panther dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @tiny panther died.

@carmine cairn sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@exotic saddle realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @exotic saddle died.

@urban fog put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @urban fog died.

@hallow trench was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @hallow trench died.

@steel sentinel modified @tranquil wyvern's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @tranquil wyvern was never seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@raw moss tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @tiny panther
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @left mist

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[exotic saddle]

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[tidal bane]

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[raw moss]

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[left mist]

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[hallow trench]

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[oblique lantern]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[steel sentinel]

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[urban fog]

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[quick pebble]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @left mist, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @exotic saddle, @hallow trench, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @oblique lantern
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@tidal bane ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @tidal bane died.

@quick pebble snuck up behind @steel sentinel, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @quick pebble decided not to kill them. Yet.

@left mist challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @left mist died.

@raw moss thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

@exotic saddle accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @exotic saddle died.

@urban fog wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @urban fog died.

@carmine cairn got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @carmine cairn wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @carmine cairn was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

While riding on minecart rails, @oblique lantern accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @oblique lantern died.

@quick pebble found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@tranquil wyvern and @hallow trench had a very merry unbirthday party together. @raw moss found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@tranquil wyvern saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @tranquil wyvern died.

There was a snake in @quick pebble's boot! @quick pebble died.

@steel sentinel solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@raw moss created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@hallow trench went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @hallow trench died.

After years of research, @raw moss found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

@carmine cairn used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

@steel sentinel drew swords on the ground. @carmine cairn started stomping all over them. Furious, @steel sentinel picked one up and stabbed @carmine cairn with it.. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 5th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @left mist

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[upbeat pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@upbeat pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dull gazelle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dull gazelle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[clever wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@clever wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @quick pebble, @clever wren, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @full path, @dull gazelle, and @upbeat pebble
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@quick pebble attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @quick pebble died.

The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @clever wren was caught in the crossfire. @clever wren died.

@oblique lantern dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @steel sentinel, but @steel sentinel simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @oblique lantern died.

@full path and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @dull gazelle was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@wanton anvil found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @dull gazelle died.

@full path added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@upbeat pebble became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @upbeat pebble died.

@wanton anvil's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @wanton anvil died.

@raw moss tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@steel sentinel tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@full path tickled @carmine cairn from behind while they were busy sharpening their Boreal Wood Sword. @full path died.

@raw moss tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @steel sentinel in disguise. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

While @carmine cairn looked inside a Corruption chasm, @steel sentinel pranked them by pushing them inside. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @full path
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat pebble
100 points go to 7th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @clever wren
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[clever wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@clever wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lucid dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lucid dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@humble arrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@humble arrow, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @humble arrow, @raw moss, @clever wren, @lucid dune, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, and @full path
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@clever wren made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @clever wren died.

@exotic saddle obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@proud lava drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

@oblique lantern did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @full path, who happened to be passing by.

@proud lava drank a Molotov Cocktail. @proud lava died.

@exotic saddle became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @exotic saddle died.

@humble arrow forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@lucid dune accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

@raw moss cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@oblique lantern was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @oblique lantern died.

@full path played rock-paper-scissors with @carmine cairn. @full path played paper. @carmine cairn played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @full path was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @full path died.

@raw moss screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@humble arrow ran out of bullets while fighting @lucid dune, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @lucid dune died.

@humble arrow programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @humble arrow died.

@raw moss stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @carmine cairn was watching. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @humble arrow
150 points go to 5th place: @lucid dune
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @clever wren

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[clever wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@clever wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@humble arrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lucid dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lucid dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rose jewel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rose jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet dune]

bb!REGISTER

[gleaming grove]

@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen sphinx]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@humble arrow, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!Register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @humble arrow, @next hemlock, @fiery belfry, @quick pebble, @clever wren, @lucid dune, @exotic saddle, @velvet dune, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @waxen sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @carmine cairn died.

@clever wren killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@rose jewel found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

@lucid dune stole @fiery belfry's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @fiery belfry was hurt, but only emotionally.

@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

@humble arrow distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@next hemlock patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @urban fog in disguise.

@clever wren started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @clever wren died.

@exotic saddle learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @lucid dune found out that @exotic saddle meant "killer" in the literal sense. @lucid dune died.

@rose jewel laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@waxen sphinx farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

@humble arrow spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

@next hemlock filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@steel sentinel tried to high-five @velvet dune, but @velvet dune went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@exotic saddle preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

@exotic saddle started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @exotic saddle suddenly didn't feel so good. @exotic saddle died.

@urban fog pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @urban fog died.

@humble arrow hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

@waxen sphinx got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @waxen sphinx died.

@humble arrow tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @humble arrow died.

@fiery belfry was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@next hemlock managed to kill @rose jewel by doing absolutely nothing. @rose jewel died.

@quick pebble wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@velvet dune started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @velvet dune died.

@fiery belfry fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @fiery belfry died.

@steel sentinel refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@quick pebble ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @quick pebble's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @quick pebble died.

@next hemlock was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@steel sentinel became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@next hemlock jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @next hemlock died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @humble arrow
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen sphinx
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[next hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[left mist]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@humble arrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen sphinx]

Bb!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @humble arrow, @next hemlock, @left mist, @quick pebble, @velvet dune, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @waxen sphinx, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proud lava went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @proud lava decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@quick pebble slammed @humble arrow into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @humble arrow died.

@steel sentinel silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @left mist's back, which then integrated itself into @left mist's body and gave them superhuman powers.

@left mist spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @left mist died.

@exotic saddle tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @exotic saddle. @exotic saddle died.

@near mortar had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

After @proud lava drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @proud lava died.

@urban fog saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@next hemlock performed surgery on a grape.

@urban fog hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @urban fog died.

@velvet dune, @carmine cairn, and @near mortar made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

@near mortar kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @near mortar red. @near mortar died.

@steel sentinel found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@quick pebble found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@waxen sphinx got stuck in @quick pebble's Rod of Discord farm. @waxen sphinx died.

@velvet dune had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @velvet dune wasn't a pie. @velvet dune died.

@steel sentinel ripped @quick pebble's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @quick pebble. @quick pebble died.

@next hemlock used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @next hemlock died.

@steel sentinel donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@carmine cairn was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @carmine cairn. Apparently, not that many. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen sphinx
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[waxen sphinx]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[left mist]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[warm root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@warm root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @left mist, @iron cairn, @velvet dune, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @warm root, @waxen sphinx, @full path, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban fog placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Megashark.

@steel sentinel saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@tidal bane found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @warm root, who silenced @tidal bane by filling their hiding place with water. @tidal bane died.

@carmine cairn took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @urban fog. @urban fog died.

@full path somehow convinced @warm root that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @warm root died.

@waxen sphinx consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@left mist touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@full path started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

@left mist wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@iron cairn tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

While examining a strange emblem, @waxen sphinx accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @waxen sphinx died.

@velvet dune made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@near mortar tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@full path got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @full path died.

@near mortar forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @near mortar died.

@velvet dune activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @velvet dune died.

@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @steel sentinel tattled on them.

@iron cairn boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@carmine cairn consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

@left mist didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @left mist died.

@carmine cairn walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

@iron cairn tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@iron cairn had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @iron cairn died.

@carmine cairn followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @carmine cairn discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen sphinx
100 points go to 9th place: @warm root
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen sphinx]

bb!register

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[exotic saddle]

bb!register

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[quick pebble]

bb!register

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[rose jewel]

bb!register

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[long vine]

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[wanton anvil]

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[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@humble arrow, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[iron cairn]

bb!register

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[left mist]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @humble arrow, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @idle egret, @quick pebble, @long vine, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @rose jewel, @steel sentinel, @full path, and @waxen sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@exotic saddle somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

@tidal bane spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @steel sentinel. @tidal bane died.

@iron cairn forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

@humble arrow and @waxen sphinx were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@left mist managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

@idle egret got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@humble arrow clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @humble arrow died.

@iron cairn ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @iron cairn died.

@idle egret tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @idle egret keeled over from a heart attack. @idle egret died.

Celestial creatures started invading! @full path knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@proud lava got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @proud lava died.

@carmine cairn used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @carmine cairn then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

@quick pebble asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

@steel sentinel got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@exotic saddle found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

@exotic saddle swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @exotic saddle died.

@left mist became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@wanton anvil started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@full path took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @waxen sphinx's Rod of Discord.

@carmine cairn tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

@rose jewel took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

@waxen sphinx wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @waxen sphinx died.

@wanton anvil used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @wanton anvil died.

@left mist thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@steel sentinel threw @full path in the washing machine and turned it on. @full path died.

@left mist's booty was plundered by pirates. @left mist died.

@rose jewel made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @rose jewel died.

@long vine kept talking, but stopped after @steel sentinel held up their hand. @steel sentinel demonstrated the power of the Force.

@quick pebble lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@long vine tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @long vine died.

@quick pebble tried to explain to @steel sentinel that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @steel sentinel countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @quick pebble died.

@carmine cairn held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

@steel sentinel walked into a bar. @carmine cairn laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

The moon hit @carmine cairn's eye like a big pizza pie. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @rose jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @left mist
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen sphinx
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[left mist]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[abstract thunder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[simple robin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@simple robin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@humble arrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@humble arrow, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery raptor]

BB!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery raptor, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @humble arrow, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @quick pebble, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @simple robin, @full path, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, and @fiery raptor
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss and @urban fog built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@wanton anvil accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@steel sentinel made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @raw moss. @raw moss died.

@fiery raptor wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

@simple robin and @wanton anvil fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @simple robin won by breaking @wanton anvil's spine. @wanton anvil died.

@full path used a Laser Drill to literally bore @left mist to death. @left mist died.

@quick pebble accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@quick pebble shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @quick pebble died.

@humble arrow equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@steel sentinel tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @steel sentinel died.

@simple robin pickpocketed @abstract thunder, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

@urban fog found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@fiery raptor found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

@full path asked for @long vine's autograph. At first, @long vine was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@livid shuttle lulled @urban fog into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @urban fog died.

@simple robin got impaled by Mourning Wood. @simple robin died.

@full path played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @full path died.

@abstract thunder embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @abstract thunder tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @abstract thunder died.

@fiery raptor ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @fiery raptor died.

@long vine's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

@carmine cairn tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@livid shuttle got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

@humble arrow decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @humble arrow died.

@long vine got tired of @livid shuttle trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @livid shuttle at a Sawmill. @livid shuttle died.

@long vine didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @humble arrow
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery raptor
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @simple robin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@humble arrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[left mist]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[full path]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wanton anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rose jewel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rose jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@humble arrow, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.