#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 215

gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 6:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@noble jackal, @raw moss, @eternal latch, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @velvet dune, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @sour surge, and @sullen cove
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@noble jackal, @raw moss, @quick pebble, @iron cairn, @eternal latch, @wanton anvil, @sour surge, and @urban fog decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @eternal latch. @eternal latch died.

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@velvet dune was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@left mist hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@sullen cove broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@steel sentinel was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @steel sentinel let them be.

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@raw moss looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@steel sentinel tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@sullen cove 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @wanton anvil to death. @wanton anvil died.

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@quick pebble was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @quick pebble died.

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@velvet dune started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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A witch prophesized that @urban fog would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@noble jackal promised to @iron cairn that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@iron cairn didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @urban fog's. @urban fog died.

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@noble jackal smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@raw moss somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @raw moss's chests for the rest of its life.

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@sour surge declared that 64 was their favorite number. @left mist wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @sour surge by stabbing them 64 times. @sour surge died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @sullen cove randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@sullen cove decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @sullen cove died.

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@left mist accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @left mist died.

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@noble jackal brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @noble jackal died.

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@steel sentinel was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@iron cairn started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@iron cairn drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @raw moss mopped @iron cairn up with a tissue. @iron cairn died.

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@velvet dune was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@steel sentinel equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@velvet dune challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @velvet dune died.

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@raw moss took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@steel sentinel took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @noble jackal
150 points go to 6th place: @left mist
100 points go to 7th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 8th place: @sour surge
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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waxen marlin Apr 30, 2026, 6:41 PM

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velvet dune Apr 30, 2026, 6:46 PM

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urban fog Apr 30, 2026, 6:50 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 30, 2026, 6:57 PM

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dull gazelle Apr 30, 2026, 7:01 PM

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proud lava Apr 30, 2026, 7:07 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 30, 2026, 7:16 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 30, 2026, 7:19 PM

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unkempt osprey Apr 30, 2026, 7:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 7:21 PM

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raw moss Apr 30, 2026, 7:24 PM

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iron cairn Apr 30, 2026, 7:26 PM

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proper wedge Apr 30, 2026, 7:30 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 30, 2026, 7:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 7:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @proud lava, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, and @dull gazelle
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@urban fog built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@waxen marlin did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @velvet dune, who happened to be passing by.

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@proper wedge shot @wanton anvil to death with a finger gun. @wanton anvil died.

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@proud lava dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@unkempt osprey and @raw moss were having a nice picnic on the beach when @tranquil wyvern stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@iron cairn was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @dull gazelle stopped them in time.

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@proud lava was stalking @velvet dune's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @proud lava died.

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@waxen marlin and @tranquil wyvern ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@velvet dune drank a Molotov Cocktail. @velvet dune died.

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@proper wedge told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @raw moss and @urban fog.

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@dull gazelle got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@urban fog woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @urban fog died.

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@iron cairn found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @iron cairn pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@waxen marlin's face was scorched off after @raw moss took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @waxen marlin died.

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@proper wedge and @dull gazelle were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @proper wedge suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @dull gazelle turned around to look. @dull gazelle died.

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@carmine cairn complained to @unkempt osprey that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@proper wedge stopped a meteor from crushing @iron cairn and @raw moss with their own body. @proper wedge died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@carmine cairn tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @carmine cairn extremely rich.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @iron cairn before they could say "Zoinks!" @iron cairn died.

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@carmine cairn decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@unkempt osprey discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@unkempt osprey woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @unkempt osprey died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@carmine cairn spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@raw moss snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@carmine cairn started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@raw moss tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@raw moss trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@raw moss defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wanton anvil Apr 30, 2026, 7:39 PM

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waxen marlin Apr 30, 2026, 7:39 PM

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raw moss Apr 30, 2026, 7:41 PM

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quick pebble Apr 30, 2026, 7:42 PM

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urban fog Apr 30, 2026, 7:54 PM

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iron cairn Apr 30, 2026, 7:57 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 30, 2026, 8:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 30, 2026, 8:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 8:01 PM

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dull gazelle Apr 30, 2026, 8:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 8:04 PM

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oblique lantern Apr 30, 2026, 8:12 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 30, 2026, 8:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 8:25 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @dull gazelle
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The fighting begins again!

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @wanton anvil. @wanton anvil died.

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@waxen marlin drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@quick pebble dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @quick pebble died.

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@raw moss finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@urban fog wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @urban fog died.

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@steel sentinel and @oblique lantern played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @steel sentinel was the chicken. @oblique lantern died.

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@iron cairn tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @iron cairn's mouth.

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@steel sentinel accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@livid shuttle tried to assassinate @raw moss, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@carmine cairn headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@waxen marlin attacked @dull gazelle with a Legendary Zenith, but @dull gazelle's pen was mightier. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @iron cairn and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@dull gazelle was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @dull gazelle died.

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@steel sentinel got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @steel sentinel wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @steel sentinel was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@carmine cairn found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@raw moss was tired of @tranquil wyvern constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @tranquil wyvern's front yard. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle and @iron cairn set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@iron cairn pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @iron cairn died.

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@livid shuttle accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn called @raw moss a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn gazed at clouds with @steel sentinel. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@steel sentinel managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @steel sentinel found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 30, 2026, 8:40 PM

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noble tulip Apr 30, 2026, 8:48 PM

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urban fog Apr 30, 2026, 8:49 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 30, 2026, 9:13 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 30, 2026, 9:17 PM

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forest goblet Apr 30, 2026, 9:18 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 30, 2026, 9:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 9:20 PM

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left mist Apr 30, 2026, 9:25 PM

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half magnet Apr 30, 2026, 9:38 PM

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quick pebble Apr 30, 2026, 9:39 PM

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full path Apr 30, 2026, 9:56 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 30, 2026, 10:24 PM

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long vine Apr 30, 2026, 10:24 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 30, 2026, 10:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 10:25 PM

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quick pebble Apr 30, 2026, 10:25 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @left mist, @half magnet, @quick pebble, @long vine, @noble tulip, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @forest goblet
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The fighting begins again!

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@forest goblet let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@steel sentinel consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@raw moss got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @raw moss died.

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@full path relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@wanton anvil started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @wanton anvil died.

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@half magnet activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @half magnet died.

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@carmine cairn began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@quick pebble drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@noble tulip learned all of @urban fog's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@fiery belfry walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@noble tulip invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@long vine built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @long vine died.

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@urban fog burst with happiness, quite literally. @urban fog died.

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@steel sentinel started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@full path fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @full path died.

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@forest goblet woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@livid shuttle somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @livid shuttle died.

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@forest goblet got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @forest goblet died.

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@quick pebble tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @quick pebble quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@steel sentinel almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@noble tulip was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @noble tulip died.

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@fiery belfry called @left mist a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @fiery belfry died.

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@left mist thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @left mist died.

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@quick pebble was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @quick pebble died.

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@carmine cairn sniped @steel sentinel with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @carmine cairn, it was opposite day. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @noble tulip
100 points go to 7th place: @forest goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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noble tulip Apr 30, 2026, 10:39 PM

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urban fog Apr 30, 2026, 10:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 10:45 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 30, 2026, 10:55 PM

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long vine Apr 30, 2026, 11:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:02 PM

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sinful adder Apr 30, 2026, 11:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:12 PM

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left mist Apr 30, 2026, 11:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:26 PM

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iron cairn Apr 30, 2026, 11:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:27 PM

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@iron cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

full path Apr 30, 2026, 11:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:27 PM

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lucid dune Apr 30, 2026, 11:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:28 PM

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velvet dune Apr 30, 2026, 11:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:29 PM

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remote pumice Apr 30, 2026, 11:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:30 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 30, 2026, 11:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:30 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@sinful adder, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @remote pumice, @long vine, @noble tulip, @lucid dune, @velvet dune, @urban fog, and @full path
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wanton anvil and @iron cairn cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @iron cairn, because @wanton anvil was wearing Frost armor.

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@wanton anvil played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @iron cairn, go jump off that cliff. @iron cairn died.

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No one told @long vine that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @long vine died.

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@sinful adder tried to stab @urban fog, but @urban fog's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @urban fog died.

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@full path saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @full path died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @noble tulip's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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After @lucid dune drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @lucid dune died.

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@sinful adder tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@noble tulip picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @noble tulip died.

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@velvet dune literally impeached @left mist by squashing them under a giant peach. @left mist died.

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@remote pumice picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@raw moss didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@velvet dune found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@sinful adder ran with scissors. @sinful adder died.

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@remote pumice tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@remote pumice opened the front door and saw @raw moss trying to murder the Guide. @remote pumice slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@velvet dune brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @velvet dune died.

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@remote pumice traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @remote pumice did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @sinful adder
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @noble tulip
100 points go to 7th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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full path Apr 30, 2026, 11:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:38 PM

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 30, 2026, 11:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lucid dune Apr 30, 2026, 11:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:38 PM

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@lucid dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quick pebble Apr 30, 2026, 11:45 PM

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 30, 2026, 11:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:54 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 30, 2026, 11:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:57 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

finite hawk May 1, 2026, 12:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 12:01 AM

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@finite hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

noble jackal May 1, 2026, 12:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 12:17 AM

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@noble jackal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil May 1, 2026, 12:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 12:20 AM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry May 1, 2026, 12:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 12:22 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice May 1, 2026, 12:22 AM

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bb!register

velvet dune May 1, 2026, 12:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 12:22 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn May 1, 2026, 12:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 12:22 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

left mist May 1, 2026, 12:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 12:23 AM

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@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unkempt osprey May 1, 2026, 12:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 12:26 AM

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @noble jackal, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @quick pebble, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @lucid dune, @velvet dune, @finite hawk, and @full path
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wanton anvil was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@long vine was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@tranquil wyvern was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @wanton anvil. @wanton anvil died.

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@lucid dune discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @lucid dune died.

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@noble jackal put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@full path verbally roasted @finite hawk so hard that they burst into flames. @finite hawk died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @unkempt osprey was the trumpet, @velvet dune was the clarinetist, @quick pebble was the drummer, and @full path was the drum. @full path died.

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@tranquil wyvern angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @tranquil wyvern's floating house. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@unkempt osprey made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@quick pebble purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@noble jackal accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @noble jackal died.

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@velvet dune stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @velvet dune blinked first.

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@fiery belfry flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@velvet dune was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @velvet dune died.

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@long vine opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@left mist buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@carmine cairn sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@remote pumice bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @remote pumice was blown to smithereens. @remote pumice died.

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@left mist took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @fiery belfry and @quick pebble ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@quick pebble was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @quick pebble died.

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@unkempt osprey ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@carmine cairn was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@long vine tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@carmine cairn heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @fiery belfry, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@unkempt osprey started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@raw moss tried attacking @left mist, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@long vine claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@long vine practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@fiery belfry recruited @raw moss as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @carmine cairn managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@left mist and @unkempt osprey had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@carmine cairn saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@unkempt osprey's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @unkempt osprey died.

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@left mist tried to use forbidden magic to erase @long vine from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @long vine die, so nothing actually happened.

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@raw moss looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@left mist tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@left mist fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @left mist died.

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@raw moss read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @fiery belfry's eye sockets. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @long vine was forgiven.

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A pretty fairy led @long vine to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 10th place: @noble jackal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

upbeat pebble May 1, 2026, 12:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 12:47 AM

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@upbeat pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine May 1, 2026, 12:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 12:50 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss May 1, 2026, 12:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 12:53 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lucid dune May 1, 2026, 1:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:01 AM

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@lucid dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

iron cairn May 1, 2026, 1:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:25 AM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brisk crypt May 1, 2026, 1:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:29 AM

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@brisk crypt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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glacial totem May 1, 2026, 1:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

urban fog May 1, 2026, 1:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:33 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil May 1, 2026, 1:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:57 AM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle May 1, 2026, 2:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:02 AM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quick pebble May 1, 2026, 2:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:08 AM

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

full path May 1, 2026, 2:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:10 AM

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

drowsy hull May 1, 2026, 2:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:18 AM

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@drowsy hull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @deep shuttle, @brisk crypt, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @long vine, @quick pebble, @lucid dune, @urban fog, @full path, @livid shuttle, @upbeat pebble, and @drowsy hull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@full path wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@quick pebble fired their bow at @livid shuttle, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @quick pebble gave up.

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@glacial totem lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @glacial totem died.

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@deep shuttle was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @deep shuttle died.

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@urban fog, @raw moss, and @wanton anvil formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@iron cairn started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@lucid dune was tired of @wanton anvil constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @wanton anvil's front yard. @wanton anvil died.

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@upbeat pebble found a room full of Bunny Banners in @long vine's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @long vine. @long vine died.

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@raw moss broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@quick pebble died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @quick pebble died.

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After @lucid dune went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @lucid dune died.

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@full path ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@urban fog did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@drowsy hull tried to deal a finishing blow to @livid shuttle, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@urban fog uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @urban fog died.

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@full path was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @full path into the freezing cold water. @full path died.

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@upbeat pebble forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @upbeat pebble died.

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@iron cairn and @livid shuttle set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@raw moss started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@livid shuttle left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@drowsy hull came out of @iron cairn's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@drowsy hull told @brisk crypt that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @brisk crypt took those words literally and peeled @drowsy hull. @drowsy hull died.

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@iron cairn talked with @livid shuttle about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@brisk crypt found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @brisk crypt pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@brisk crypt tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @brisk crypt died.

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@livid shuttle and @raw moss strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @livid shuttle suggested using cover against them. @raw moss recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@iron cairn drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@iron cairn wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@livid shuttle picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @livid shuttle died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @raw moss

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@iron cairn started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @iron cairn decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @iron cairn farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @iron cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @brisk crypt
150 points go to 5th place: @drowsy hull
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat pebble
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

full path May 1, 2026, 2:39 AM

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bb!register

raw moss May 1, 2026, 2:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:39 AM

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@full path, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry May 1, 2026, 3:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 3:08 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil May 1, 2026, 3:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 3:10 AM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune May 1, 2026, 3:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 3:12 AM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch May 1, 2026, 3:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 3:24 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid dragon May 1, 2026, 3:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 3:24 AM

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@rancid dragon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog May 1, 2026, 3:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 3:26 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle pike May 1, 2026, 3:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 3:28 AM

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

carmine cairn May 1, 2026, 3:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 3:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @rancid dragon, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @idle pike
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@raw moss was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @raw moss died.

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@fiery belfry wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@wanton anvil found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @wanton anvil died.

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@idle pike purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @idle pike ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@rancid dragon stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @rancid dragon died.

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@full path visited @livid shuttle, but no one was home. @full path felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@urban fog tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @carmine cairn's fault.

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@velvet dune chased @full path with their Ebonwood Sword. @full path tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @velvet dune. @full path died.

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@livid shuttle put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed notch shot a sand block at @fiery belfry with a Sandgun, but @fiery belfry managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@hexed notch carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @hexed notch died.

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@idle pike received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@carmine cairn dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @fiery belfry fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@velvet dune swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @velvet dune died.

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@fiery belfry was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @carmine cairn responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@idle pike started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid dragon
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @next hemlock, @vague glen, @iron cairn, @rancid dragon, @urban fog, @drowsy hull, and @glossy heath
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@rancid dragon tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@rancid dragon tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @rancid dragon died.

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@glossy heath flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @hexed notch when the world was flipped.

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@vague glen was infected by a zombie virus. @vague glen died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@iron cairn tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@next hemlock started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@urban fog couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Starfury to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @urban fog's heart and brain. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@drowsy hull lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @drowsy hull died.

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@next hemlock died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @next hemlock was revived.

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@vague glen made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @vague glen died.

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@hexed notch smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@iron cairn got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@iron cairn sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @iron cairn died.

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@glossy heath took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @glossy heath died.

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@hexed notch gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @hexed notch died.

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@next hemlock fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @glossy heath
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @vague glen
100 points go to 8th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @rancid dragon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber May 1, 2026, 5:51 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@summer heron, @hexed notch, @vernal arrow, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @half magnet, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @potent talon, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, and @drowsy hull
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@drowsy hull watched @fiery belfry go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @fiery belfry was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@vernal arrow summoned a solar eclipse while @hexed fiber was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @vernal arrow died.

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@summer heron was cornered by @half magnet, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@urban fog spiced up @raw moss's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @raw moss died.

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@long vine tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@waxen marlin adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @potent talon wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @waxen marlin all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@pastel timber found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@hexed notch and @waxen marlin huddled around @drowsy hull to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @drowsy hull's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@potent talon and @summer heron were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@livid shuttle ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@fiery belfry tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@hexed fiber was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@half magnet wanted to start a band, and recruited @pastel timber as their keyboard player. @pastel timber showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@long vine spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @long vine died.

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@hexed notch painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@drowsy hull started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @drowsy hull - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @drowsy hull then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@summer heron wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@hexed fiber took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@pastel timber painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@half magnet wished for the ability to fly. @potent talon granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @half magnet died.

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@urban fog started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@fiery belfry recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@livid shuttle drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@drowsy hull and @urban fog found themselves falling from a considerable height. @drowsy hull landed in a pool of water. @urban fog did not. @urban fog died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @fiery belfry started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @potent talon was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @potent talon had ever been in. @potent talon died.

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@waxen marlin wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed fiber stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @hexed fiber died.

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@hexed notch tried to kill @summer heron with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@drowsy hull put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@drowsy hull died.

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@hexed notch triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @hexed notch died.

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@livid shuttle went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @livid shuttle died.

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@summer heron suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @summer heron died.

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@pastel timber calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@fiery belfry tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @summer heron
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 1, 2026, 6:41 AM

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pastel timber May 1, 2026, 6:50 AM

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fiery belfry May 1, 2026, 7:20 AM

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hallow trench May 1, 2026, 7:22 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @outer heron, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @rustic coral, @pastel timber, @hallow trench, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, @drowsy hull, and @near mortar
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@outer heron flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @outer heron's face off with its bare hands. @outer heron died.

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@rustic coral and @urban fog had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@drowsy hull and @hexed notch had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@urban fog climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @urban fog died.

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@pastel timber accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @pastel timber.

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@livid shuttle saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @livid shuttle died.

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@drowsy hull used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @drowsy hull died.

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@raw moss thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@near mortar's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @fiery belfry and @pastel timber's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @near mortar died.

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@hallow trench made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@hexed notch had a sleepover with @raw moss, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@hallow trench used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@fiery belfry crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @fiery belfry's entire body.

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@pastel timber threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @rustic coral would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @rustic coral died.

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@raw moss was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@hexed notch let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@fiery belfry watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@hallow trench became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @hallow trench died.

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@pastel timber obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @pastel timber never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@hexed notch drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @hexed notch died.

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@fiery belfry opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@fiery belfry was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@raw moss used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @pastel timber alive. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 6th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss May 1, 2026, 7:38 AM

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urban fog May 1, 2026, 7:45 AM

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hallow trench May 1, 2026, 8:02 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @ashen spire, @hallow trench, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, and @drowsy hull
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@raw moss and @unkempt osprey played catch with a Paladin. @raw moss accidentally fumbled a catch. @raw moss died.

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@pastel timber planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@drowsy hull tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@waxen marlin and @rustic coral started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @waxen marlin took out their actual shotgun. @rustic coral died.

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@hallow trench forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @hallow trench died.

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@tranquil wyvern started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@urban fog's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @waxen marlin probably liked trains a bit too much. @waxen marlin died.

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@drowsy hull fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @ashen spire, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@tranquil wyvern felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@drowsy hull was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @drowsy hull died.

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@ashen spire made fun of @hexed notch for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @hexed notch shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @ashen spire died.

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@tranquil wyvern cut through @unkempt osprey with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @unkempt osprey died.

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@hexed notch and @pastel timber played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @hexed notch was the chicken. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern declared war against @hexed notch because they didn't like something @hexed notch said in their AMA.

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@hexed notch placed chests all over the world except where @tranquil wyvern was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 6th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic coral

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@hexed notch, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @hallow trench, @urban fog, @sullen cove, @waxen marlin, and @drowsy hull
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@waxen marlin won in a fight against @unkempt osprey by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @unkempt osprey died.

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@drowsy hull built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@hexed notch crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@hallow trench adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@urban fog multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@tranquil wyvern spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@sullen cove headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@long vine knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @pastel timber randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@hallow trench boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @hallow trench died.

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@urban fog fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @urban fog died.

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@long vine fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@hexed notch returned to their house, only to find that @drowsy hull had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@sullen cove walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @sullen cove died.

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@pastel timber drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@long vine's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Iron Shortsword was nice and clean, but their Copper Bow's string broke, and their Nettle Burst cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@hexed notch was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @waxen marlin's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @waxen marlin died.

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@pastel timber used a Medusa Head on @drowsy hull and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @drowsy hull died.

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@tranquil wyvern got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@long vine invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@pastel timber argued with @tranquil wyvern about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@hexed notch tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@tranquil wyvern got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@hexed notch told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@long vine tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @long vine's mouth.

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@pastel timber attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @long vine watched the carnage from a safe distance. @pastel timber died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @drowsy hull
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 10th place: @unkempt osprey

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There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @toxic cipher, @idle egret, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @long vine, @quick pebble, @pastel timber, @sullen cove, @livid shuttle, and @drowsy hull
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@idle egret tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @idle egret died.

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@jolly swift and @quick pebble played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@half magnet tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @half magnet died.

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@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Diamond Staff.

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@livid shuttle replaced @quick pebble's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @quick pebble died.

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@toxic cipher threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@sullen cove took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @sullen cove died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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While streaming a fitness game, @drowsy hull accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @drowsy hull saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @toxic cipher stabbed them in the back. @drowsy hull died.

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@fiery belfry accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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There once was a @toxic cipher who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @toxic cipher's insides, and all the animals were freed. @toxic cipher died.

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@fiery belfry tried to launch a poison dart frog at @livid shuttle through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @fiery belfry has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @fiery belfry died.

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@jolly swift got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @jolly swift died.

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@hexed notch decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@pastel timber burned @tranquil wyvern to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @pastel timber for reading books. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@long vine tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @long vine is now bald.

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@livid shuttle swung a Zombie Arm at @long vine, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@pastel timber found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@hexed notch saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@pastel timber built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @pastel timber died.

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@hexed notch was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @hexed notch died.

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@livid shuttle and @long vine were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@long vine found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@livid shuttle received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @toxic cipher
100 points go to 9th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 10th place: @sullen cove

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@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @outer heron, @hexed notch, @devout dew, @soft lark, @next hemlock, @idle egret, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@outer heron's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @outer heron died.

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@devout dew tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @devout dew died.

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@idle egret cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @idle egret's heart! @idle egret died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@pastel timber became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@hexed notch huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@soft lark stole @carmine cairn's lemons. @carmine cairn got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @soft lark's house down.

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@waxen marlin sat on a wall. @waxen marlin had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @waxen marlin together again. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed notch started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber and @soft lark were about to face off, but @pastel timber had to run off to the restroom first.

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@next hemlock spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@jolly swift was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@soft lark got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@pastel timber found @next hemlock sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@soft lark saw @pastel timber standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @pastel timber died.

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@next hemlock started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@soft lark wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @next hemlock wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @soft lark killed the Traveling Merchant first. @soft lark died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@next hemlock found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@carmine cairn found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@next hemlock opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@next hemlock drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @next hemlock died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @soft lark
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @idle egret

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @next hemlock, @empty iron, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @clever wren, @pastel timber, @livid shuttle, @orchid tulip, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@soft lark went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @soft lark died.

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@wanton anvil tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @clever wren used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @clever wren died.

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@hexed notch used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@pastel timber built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@livid shuttle forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @livid shuttle wasn't a Slime, @livid shuttle was endlessly beaten. @livid shuttle died.

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@next hemlock’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@orchid tulip went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @orchid tulip died.

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@near mortar was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @near mortar died.

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@long vine saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@empty iron summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @empty iron died.

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@long vine tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @pastel timber and @tranquil wyvern, who did not approve of gambling.

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@hexed notch used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@jolly swift fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@tranquil wyvern found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@next hemlock developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@jolly swift blew @iron cairn to bits using an exploding bed. @iron cairn died.

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@long vine opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@jolly swift picked a fight with a goose. @jolly swift died.

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@pastel timber "borrowed" @long vine's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @long vine's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @pastel timber could return it.

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@next hemlock commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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After an intense fight, @tranquil wyvern was beaten by @carmine cairn in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @carmine cairn told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@carmine cairn heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @carmine cairn stopped because their voice became horse.

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@next hemlock donned a Martian costume and chased @pastel timber in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @pastel timber died.

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@long vine was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@tranquil wyvern burst with happiness, quite literally. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@next hemlock was eaten by a tree. @next hemlock died.

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@long vine tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @empty iron
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

empty iron May 1, 2026, 1:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:40 PM

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@empty iron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next hemlock May 1, 2026, 1:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:45 PM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar May 1, 2026, 1:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:50 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern May 1, 2026, 1:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:52 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil May 1, 2026, 1:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:57 PM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine May 1, 2026, 1:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 1:58 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

soft lark May 1, 2026, 2:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:06 PM

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sullen cove May 1, 2026, 2:10 PM

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Bb!register

hexed notch May 1, 2026, 2:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:12 PM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rustic coral May 1, 2026, 2:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:12 PM

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@rustic coral, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

calm wind May 1, 2026, 2:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:12 PM

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@calm wind, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift May 1, 2026, 2:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:12 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn May 1, 2026, 2:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:15 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber May 1, 2026, 2:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT May 1, 2026, 2:21 PM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @next hemlock, @wanton anvil, @calm wind, @empty iron, @rustic coral, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@long vine found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @near mortar, @wanton anvil, and @carmine cairn. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @carmine cairn died.

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@wanton anvil was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @wanton anvil died.

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@calm wind drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @calm wind died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @jolly swift over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@next hemlock traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @rustic coral. @rustic coral died.

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@near mortar snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @near mortar died.

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@long vine had a wholesome reunion with @empty iron, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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A witch prophesized that @hexed notch would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@soft lark threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @soft lark unlocked the power of flight!

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@next hemlock wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@pastel timber heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @pastel timber died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @jolly swift wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@empty iron reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @empty iron died.