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iron cairn Apr 29, 2026, 5:23 AM

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pastel timber Apr 29, 2026, 5:23 AM

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hexed notch Apr 29, 2026, 5:27 AM

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hexed fiber Apr 29, 2026, 5:27 AM

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next topaz Apr 29, 2026, 5:27 AM

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next hemlock Apr 29, 2026, 5:28 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @next hemlock, @left mist, @iron cairn, @shell mantle, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @hexed fiber, @brave shore, and @next topaz
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The fighting begins again!

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@shell mantle tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @shell mantle died.

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@urban fog mistook @hexed fiber's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @urban fog died.

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@brave shore added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@waxen marlin neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @waxen marlin died.

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@pastel timber almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@left mist found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@steel sentinel couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@hexed notch climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @next topaz and @iron cairn.

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@hexed notch took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @hexed notch died.

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@left mist watched @brave shore go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @brave shore was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@pastel timber accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@steel sentinel started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @steel sentinel - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @steel sentinel then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@next topaz took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @next topaz died.

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@left mist took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @left mist died.

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@pastel timber started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @pastel timber died.

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@iron cairn tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @iron cairn died.

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@steel sentinel hid from @next hemlock after @hexed fiber exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@hexed fiber was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @hexed fiber died.

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@next hemlock came out of @brave shore's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@next hemlock discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @next hemlock died.

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@brave shore dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@brave shore tried to get @steel sentinel to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @left mist
100 points go to 8th place: @next topaz
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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left mist Apr 29, 2026, 5:38 AM

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pastel timber Apr 29, 2026, 5:39 AM

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shell mantle Apr 29, 2026, 5:39 AM

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amber ermine Apr 29, 2026, 5:43 AM

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urban fog Apr 29, 2026, 5:47 AM

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steel sentinel Apr 29, 2026, 5:49 AM

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glacial totem Apr 29, 2026, 6:05 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 29, 2026, 6:16 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 29, 2026, 6:23 AM

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hexed notch Apr 29, 2026, 6:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @hexed notch, @left mist, @amber ermine, @shell mantle, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, and @waxen marlin
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@waxen marlin escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@glacial totem wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @glacial totem turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @glacial totem died.

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@amber ermine opened the front door and saw @pastel timber trying to murder the Guide. @amber ermine slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@urban fog took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @left mist's Rod of Discord.

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@steel sentinel modified @amber ermine's Lead Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @amber ermine was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @amber ermine died.

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@oblique lantern and @pastel timber got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@shell mantle ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @shell mantle said "thanks, you too." @shell mantle died.

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@steel sentinel tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @steel sentinel died.

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@left mist built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@hexed notch wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@pastel timber constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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Santa Claus asked @hexed notch what they wanted for Christmas. @hexed notch replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@urban fog was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin had a dirty mind. Then @hexed notch sprayed @waxen marlin's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @waxen marlin died.

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@left mist tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @left mist keeled over from a heart attack. @left mist died.

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@pastel timber distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@pastel timber flexed so hard on @hexed notch that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 5th place: @oblique lantern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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oblique lantern Apr 29, 2026, 6:47 AM

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left mist Apr 29, 2026, 6:53 AM

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urban fog Apr 29, 2026, 6:53 AM

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exotic saddle Apr 29, 2026, 6:54 AM

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shell mantle Apr 29, 2026, 7:01 AM

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long vine Apr 29, 2026, 7:06 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 29, 2026, 7:16 AM

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raw moss Apr 29, 2026, 7:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 29, 2026, 7:48 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 29, 2026, 8:20 AM

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azure sundial Apr 29, 2026, 8:21 AM

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toxic cipher Apr 29, 2026, 8:22 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@raw moss, @fiery belfry, @left mist, @azure sundial, @toxic cipher, @long vine, @shell mantle, @pastel timber, @exotic saddle, @west rover, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, and @livid shuttle
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@shell mantle got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @shell mantle died.

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@toxic cipher wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @exotic saddle into an apple. @exotic saddle died.

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@west rover's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @west rover died.

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@azure sundial found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@left mist played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@urban fog tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @urban fog died.

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@fiery belfry told @oblique lantern a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @oblique lantern died.

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@raw moss burned @livid shuttle to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @livid shuttle died.

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@azure sundial opportunistically attacked @left mist with a Flying Dragon while their cell phone was ringing. @left mist died.

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@toxic cipher blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @toxic cipher's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@fiery belfry and @raw moss got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@toxic cipher tried to use forbidden magic to erase @pastel timber from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @pastel timber die, so nothing actually happened.

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@toxic cipher went down @long vine's chimney to deliver presents, but @long vine's fireplace was still in use. @toxic cipher died.

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@raw moss made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @pastel timber walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@azure sundial huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @long vine also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@fiery belfry tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@fiery belfry vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@pastel timber lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@pastel timber was walked on by a Martian Walker. @pastel timber died.

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@azure sundial got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@azure sundial stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @azure sundial died.

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@long vine fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @toxic cipher
100 points go to 7th place: @left mist
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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pastel timber Apr 29, 2026, 8:37 AM

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shell mantle Apr 29, 2026, 8:37 AM

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raw moss Apr 29, 2026, 8:38 AM

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urban fog Apr 29, 2026, 8:41 AM

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amber ermine Apr 29, 2026, 8:48 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 29, 2026, 9:14 AM

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warm root Apr 29, 2026, 9:16 AM

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long vine Apr 29, 2026, 9:22 AM

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turbid skiff Apr 29, 2026, 9:24 AM

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hexed notch Apr 29, 2026, 9:27 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @amber ermine, @shell mantle, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @warm root, and @turbid skiff
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@long vine summoned a solar eclipse while @urban fog was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @amber ermine then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@shell mantle trash talked @warm root, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @shell mantle suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @shell mantle died.

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@urban fog angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @urban fog's floating house. @urban fog died.

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@hexed notch placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Flare Gun.

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@warm root tried to steal @pastel timber's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@raw moss tried to attack @turbid skiff with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @raw moss to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@fiery belfry found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@hexed notch slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @warm root's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @warm root died.

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@fiery belfry hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @fiery belfry died.

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@turbid skiff was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @turbid skiff died.

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@hexed notch got stuck in @pastel timber's Rod of Discord farm. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@pastel timber read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @pastel timber then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @warm root
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 29, 2026, 9:45 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 29, 2026, 9:50 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 29, 2026, 9:52 AM

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warm root Apr 29, 2026, 9:55 AM

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warm root Apr 29, 2026, 10:05 AM

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pastel timber Apr 29, 2026, 10:10 AM

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lime creek Apr 29, 2026, 10:15 AM

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long vine Apr 29, 2026, 10:25 AM

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quick pebble Apr 29, 2026, 10:33 AM

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sullen cove Apr 29, 2026, 10:33 AM

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toxic cipher Apr 29, 2026, 10:34 AM

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hexed notch Apr 29, 2026, 11:20 AM

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proud lava Apr 29, 2026, 11:27 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @toxic cipher, @long vine, @quick pebble, @pastel timber, @proud lava, @warm root, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @sullen cove, and @lime creek
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The fighting begins again!

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@warm root sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@sullen cove explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@waxen marlin tried to throw a Adamantite Glaive at @lime creek before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@proud lava saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@oblique lantern fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@toxic cipher and @quick pebble discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@raw moss wanted to start a band, and recruited @pastel timber as their keyboard player. @pastel timber showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@hexed notch obscured @long vine's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @long vine escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@warm root tried to kill @raw moss with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@quick pebble became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @quick pebble died.

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@hexed notch finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@sullen cove climbed a tree without using their arms.

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While @pastel timber looked inside a Corruption chasm, @long vine pranked them by pushing them inside. @pastel timber died.

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@proud lava saw @oblique lantern trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @proud lava is calling the police!

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@waxen marlin crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@proud lava was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @proud lava died.

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@waxen marlin found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@warm root decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @warm root died.

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@toxic cipher crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @toxic cipher's entire body.

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@long vine started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@hexed notch invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@oblique lantern went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @oblique lantern died.

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@sullen cove tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@waxen marlin has fallen, and they can't get up. @waxen marlin died.

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@sullen cove used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @sullen cove died.

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@raw moss received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@toxic cipher searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@hexed notch used an Inferno Fork to eat. @lime creek thought they didn't notice, but @hexed notch just really likes spicy food.

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@long vine didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @lime creek, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @lime creek died.

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@toxic cipher landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @toxic cipher accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @toxic cipher died.

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@hexed notch baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @hexed notch died.

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@long vine didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @toxic cipher
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @warm root
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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@forest hare, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @radiant pond, @steady fossil, @turbid skiff, @sullen cove, and @lime creek
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@sullen cove wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @sullen cove died.

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@forest hare went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @fiery belfry and @radiant pond summoned the Impending Doom. @forest hare died.

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@raw moss started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@long vine murdered @lime creek by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @lime creek died.

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@turbid skiff threw @steady fossil into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @turbid skiff a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @steady fossil died.

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@hexed notch was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @fiery belfry. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss hosted a spelling bee! @radiant pond had to spell "cat". @long vine had to spell "rain". @turbid skiff had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@radiant pond put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @radiant pond died.

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@turbid skiff was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @turbid skiff died.

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@hexed notch became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@hexed notch put two forward slashes in front of @long vine and commented them out of existence. @long vine died.

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@raw moss stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @raw moss's ego received a small boost.

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@raw moss forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@hexed notch was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @hexed notch into the freezing cold water. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @radiant pond
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @steady fossil
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @forest hare
100 points go to 10th place: @sullen cove

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @left mist, @half magnet, @rustic coral, @proud lava, @pastel timber, @steady fossil, @steel sentinel, @sullen cove, and @near mortar
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@half magnet couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @half magnet died.

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@steel sentinel cut through @rustic coral with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @rustic coral died.

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@proud lava found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @proud lava died.

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@left mist tried to deal a finishing blow to @steady fossil, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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After eating supper together, @hexed notch betrayed @sullen cove in exchange for 30 silver coins. @sullen cove died.

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@near mortar was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @near mortar's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@hexed notch used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@steady fossil boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @steady fossil died.

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@left mist asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @steel sentinel, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @left mist to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @left mist died.

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@pastel timber suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@carmine cairn somehow convinced @hexed notch that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@pastel timber breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@carmine cairn started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@raw moss was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @left mist
100 points go to 7th place: @steady fossil
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @marble socket, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @empty iron, @iron cairn, @long vine, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, and @near mortar
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@raw moss finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @empty iron caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@marble socket used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @marble socket died.

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@wanton anvil accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @wanton anvil died.

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@near mortar messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@left mist forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @left mist died.

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@pastel timber recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@jolly swift found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @empty iron, who was out swimming that day. @empty iron died.

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@oblique lantern ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @oblique lantern died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@pastel timber became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@long vine underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@near mortar made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@near mortar wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @near mortar died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @iron cairn accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@jolly swift tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel bought a Gatligator and fired it at @pastel timber for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @steel sentinel furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@carmine cairn tried to confess their love to @long vine, but @long vine interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@raw moss merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@iron cairn picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@raw moss was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @pastel timber with its horns. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@iron cairn ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @iron cairn's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @iron cairn died.

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@long vine was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @long vine lived.

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@long vine tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @raw moss, but it refused to listen because @long vine didn't have enough badges.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@raw moss was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @raw moss died.

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@long vine pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@steel sentinel aimed a Last Prism beam at @carmine cairn, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@carmine cairn hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @carmine cairn could pull it to shore.

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@steel sentinel bragged to @carmine cairn about their combat skills. @carmine cairn didn't really know @steel sentinel and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@steel sentinel was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @empty iron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Apr 29, 2026, 4:19 PM

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magic glacier Apr 29, 2026, 4:26 PM

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@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @long vine, @pastel timber, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @full path, and @magic glacier
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@jolly swift spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@oblique lantern wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@magic glacier was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@urban fog stole @exotic saddle's lemons. @exotic saddle got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @urban fog's house down.

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@raw moss thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @raw moss died.

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@full path overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @steel sentinel thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@iron cairn lulled @wanton anvil into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @wanton anvil died.

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@carmine cairn ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@tidal bane found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@iron cairn returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@exotic saddle used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @oblique lantern and @full path, who did not approve of gambling.

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@urban fog was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern donated all of their organs to those in need. @oblique lantern died.

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@full path angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @full path died.

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@pastel timber was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@jolly swift did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@magic glacier kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @pastel timber had had enough, so they scooped @magic glacier to death with an ice cream spoon. @magic glacier died.

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@steel sentinel tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@iron cairn encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @iron cairn died.

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@tidal bane tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@jolly swift's skeleton decided that @jolly swift wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @long vine decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@long vine passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@pastel timber was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@steel sentinel purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@tidal bane's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tidal bane responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@steel sentinel started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@carmine cairn overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@tidal bane wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@tidal bane fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @tidal bane died.

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@long vine told @steel sentinel to bite the dust. In response, @steel sentinel took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@pastel timber was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@pastel timber stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @pastel timber died.

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@long vine challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel iwwegawy owoed to @carmine cairn and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @magic glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @oblique lantern

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While exploring the Jungle, @sour dust needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @sour dust. @sour dust died.

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@half magnet drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @shut plume was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@sullen cove looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@left mist blew @half magnet to bits using an exploding bed. @half magnet died.

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@long vine tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @long vine died.

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@shell mantle invited @steel sentinel to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @shell mantle was mauled by wolves. @shell mantle died.

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@proud lava tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @pastel timber's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @proud lava died.

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@tidal bane tied up @urban fog and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @urban fog to die. However, @urban fog managed to escape from their bonds.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@red saffron drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @red saffron died.

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@shut plume was cornered by @steel sentinel, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@left mist found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@sullen cove wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@left mist got tired of @urban fog trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @urban fog at a Sawmill. @urban fog died.

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@shut plume was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @shut plume died.

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@sullen cove was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @sullen cove died.

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@tidal bane met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tidal bane ended up completely fine.

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@left mist took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @left mist died.

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@tidal bane played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @tidal bane. @tidal bane died.

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Thanks to @pastel timber's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @steel sentinel's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @pastel timber died.

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There once was a @carmine cairn who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @carmine cairn's insides, and all the animals were freed. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 7th place: @shut plume
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @red saffron
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @quick pebble, @lucid dune, @shell mantle, @pastel timber, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @full path
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@tidal bane tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @tidal bane's mind right in front of their face. @tidal bane died.

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@wanton anvil made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @wanton anvil died.

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@urban fog overwhelmed @half magnet with a storm of flying bananas. @half magnet died.

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@exotic saddle paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Palm Wood Sword.

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@quick pebble received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @quick pebble died.

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@lucid dune activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @lucid dune died.

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@pastel timber went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@shell mantle hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @shell mantle died.

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@steel sentinel wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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The Nurse told @exotic saddle they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @exotic saddle died.

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@iron cairn dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @left mist diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@urban fog stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@urban fog walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @urban fog died.

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@full path called @pastel timber on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @full path died.

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@iron cairn declared war against @left mist because they didn't like something @left mist said in their AMA.

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@left mist used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @left mist died.

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@steel sentinel managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@carmine cairn teleported behind @iron cairn using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @iron cairn died.

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The Demolitionist told @pastel timber that it was a good day to die. @pastel timber thought so too. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn tried to high-five @steel sentinel, but @steel sentinel went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@carmine cairn and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @steel sentinel was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@steel sentinel didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid dune

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@tranquil wyvern tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@gaunt token trapped @shell mantle in a maze, but while they were taunting @shell mantle, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@full path summoned the Old One's Army while @wanton anvil was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @wanton anvil died.

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@steel sentinel accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @steel sentinel.

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@iron cairn wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@oblique lantern gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @quick pebble, who was in the front row. @quick pebble died.

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@shell mantle challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @shell mantle died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @urban fog instead. @urban fog died.

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@gaunt token wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@steel sentinel disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@iron cairn found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@tidal bane got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@oblique lantern developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@iron cairn begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@oblique lantern ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @oblique lantern died.

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@full path discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @full path died.

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@tidal bane took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@steel sentinel searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @gaunt token used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @gaunt token died.

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@tidal bane accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @tidal bane died.

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@steel sentinel became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@iron cairn found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@steel sentinel created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @steel sentinel's artistic genius.

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@tranquil wyvern and @iron cairn spotted a Magnet Sphere on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@iron cairn was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @iron cairn died.

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@steel sentinel's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@tranquil wyvern started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @gaunt token
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

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@random sandal hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @random sandal died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @void fog was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @void fog had ever been in. @void fog died.

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@steel sentinel opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@quick pebble's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @quick pebble died.

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@shell mantle made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @shell mantle rich and famous.

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@carmine cairn became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@tranquil wyvern flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @shell mantle. @shell mantle died.

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@tidal bane tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@full path was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @full path died.

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@tidal bane went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tidal bane's fault.

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@drowsy hull used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @drowsy hull died.

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@tranquil wyvern lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tidal bane spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@steel sentinel ran out of bullets while fighting @carmine cairn, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @drowsy hull
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @void fog
100 points go to 10th place: @random sandal

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@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @shell mantle, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, and @full path
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@full path watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@glacial totem screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @glacial totem's eye sockets. @glacial totem died.

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@left mist built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@quick pebble tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@steel sentinel used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@tranquil wyvern was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@wanton anvil made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@tidal bane silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @raw moss's back, which then integrated itself into @raw moss's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@proud lava explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@iron cairn ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @iron cairn died.

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@shell mantle felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @raw moss took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@tranquil wyvern became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@tidal bane made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@full path made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@quick pebble loves @full path to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @quick pebble died.

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@proud lava started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@left mist was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@shell mantle's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @shell mantle died.

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@proud lava followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @proud lava discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @proud lava died.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@left mist tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@raw moss threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @raw moss unlocked the power of flight!

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@steel sentinel used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @full path alive. @full path died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to destroy @tidal bane by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@left mist fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @left mist died.

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@tranquil wyvern emerged from a tree stump and scolded @raw moss for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @raw moss was still holding an axe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @tidal bane found out that @steel sentinel meant "killer" in the literal sense. @tidal bane died.

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@raw moss drew swords on the ground. @steel sentinel started stomping all over them. Furious, @raw moss picked one up and stabbed @steel sentinel with it.. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @iron cairn

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@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @toxic cipher, @quick pebble, @noble tulip, @shell mantle, @proud lava, @urban fog, and @sullen hill
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@sullen hill wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@wanton anvil saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@noble tulip and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @noble tulip's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@tidal bane thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @tidal bane died.

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@wanton anvil tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @wanton anvil died.

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@noble tulip summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @noble tulip died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @raw moss. Queen Bee died.

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@shell mantle swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @shell mantle died.

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@proud lava was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@left mist fired their bow at @hexed notch, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @left mist gave up.

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@proud lava used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @proud lava died.

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@quick pebble began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@urban fog made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@toxic cipher found a room full of Bunny Banners in @urban fog's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @urban fog. @urban fog died.

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@hexed notch was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@sullen hill found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @sullen hill some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @sullen hill died.

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@raw moss started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@quick pebble couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@left mist died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @left mist was revived.

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@hexed notch damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@glacial totem flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @glacial totem died.

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@toxic cipher and @left mist had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@fiery belfry became convinced that @raw moss was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @raw moss, who was left very confused (and wet).

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @left mist farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @left mist died.

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@toxic cipher planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@quick pebble was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@raw moss started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @raw moss is still slurping that noodle.

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@hexed notch released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @hexed notch, but it was very satisfying.

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@toxic cipher wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @toxic cipher died.

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@fiery belfry discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @fiery belfry died.

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@quick pebble tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@hexed notch challenged @quick pebble to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @quick pebble's turn to win. @hexed notch died.

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@quick pebble thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @quick pebble died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @quick pebble
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @toxic cipher
150 points go to 6th place: @left mist
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @sullen hill
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet dune Apr 30, 2026, 12:06 AM

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wanton anvil Apr 30, 2026, 12:12 AM

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iron cairn Apr 30, 2026, 12:21 AM

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hexed notch Apr 30, 2026, 12:21 AM

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turbid skiff Apr 30, 2026, 12:25 AM

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chrome radish Apr 30, 2026, 12:25 AM

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lucid dune Apr 30, 2026, 12:27 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @chrome radish, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @lucid dune, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @full path, and @turbid skiff
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@quick pebble tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@urban fog took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@turbid skiff tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@glacial totem tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @glacial totem died.

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@full path was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@hexed notch found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@chrome radish needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@iron cairn and @wanton anvil were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@velvet dune sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@lucid dune replaced @wanton anvil's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @wanton anvil died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @raw moss tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@quick pebble discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @urban fog's. @urban fog died.

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@velvet dune tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@full path tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @full path died.

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@lucid dune became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @lucid dune died.

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@chrome radish went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@chrome radish was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @chrome radish died.

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@iron cairn consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@velvet dune was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @velvet dune died.

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@hexed notch swung a Fiery Greatsword at @turbid skiff, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@turbid skiff got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @turbid skiff died.

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@iron cairn was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @iron cairn died.

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While exploring a swamp, @raw moss caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@hexed notch wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@hexed notch explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @hexed notch died.

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After partying all night, @quick pebble was shot by @raw moss in a swimming pool. @quick pebble died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @quick pebble
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome radish
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 30, 2026, 12:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

full path Apr 30, 2026, 12:45 AM

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proud lava Apr 30, 2026, 12:46 AM

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iron cairn Apr 30, 2026, 12:52 AM

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quick pebble Apr 30, 2026, 1:02 AM

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long vine Apr 30, 2026, 1:03 AM

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placid perch Apr 30, 2026, 1:14 AM

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hexed notch Apr 30, 2026, 1:20 AM

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sturdy siren Apr 30, 2026, 1:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 1:22 AM

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urban fog Apr 30, 2026, 1:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 1:22 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Apr 30, 2026, 1:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 30, 2026, 1:25 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @placid perch, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @iron cairn, @long vine, @quick pebble, @proud lava, @urban fog, @full path, and @sturdy siren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@quick pebble used their embezzled funds to shred through @glacial totem with a Coin Gun. @glacial totem died.

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@full path recruited @urban fog as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@proud lava faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@iron cairn confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@placid perch attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @raw moss watched the carnage from a safe distance. @placid perch died.

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@proud lava started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @proud lava died.

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@urban fog was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @urban fog died.

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@long vine found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@quick pebble won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@raw moss befriended @sturdy siren by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@iron cairn swung a Cutlass at @hexed notch and missed. However, @hexed notch acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @iron cairn to receive a yellow card.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @full path. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @full path died.

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@hexed notch tried to kill @quick pebble, but failed to ask for consent.

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@sturdy siren was in the middle of taking a shower when @iron cairn took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @sturdy siren died.

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@hexed notch learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @hexed notch died.

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@iron cairn tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @long vine in disguise. @iron cairn died.

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@quick pebble got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @quick pebble died.

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@raw moss managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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A mysterious stranger gave @raw moss a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @long vine with it. However, @raw moss clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @sturdy siren
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @placid perch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Apr 30, 2026, 1:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.