#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 212

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 12:35 PM

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@uneven grove moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @uneven grove died.

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@fiery belfry stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@dim sphinx tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@long vine held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@toxic cipher was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @livid shuttle's Star Cannon. @toxic cipher died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@livid shuttle drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @hexed notch appeared instead.

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@long vine claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@hexed notch accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @hexed notch died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @pastel timber was caught in the crossfire. @pastel timber died.

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@dim sphinx threw @tranquil wyvern in the washing machine and turned it on. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@dim sphinx was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @dim sphinx died.

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@livid shuttle put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@long vine became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @raw moss had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @long vine's suffering. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @toxic cipher
100 points go to 10th place: @uneven grove

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There are 19 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @wanton anvil, @lost goblet, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @dawn fractal, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @full path, @livid shuttle, @orchid tulip, @upbeat pebble, @uneven grove, @near mortar, and @dim sphinx
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@upbeat pebble attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@carmine cairn farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@livid shuttle broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @wanton anvil. Apparently, not that many. @wanton anvil died.

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@amber ermine ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @amber ermine died.

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@dawn fractal was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @dawn fractal died.

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@oblique lantern used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @oblique lantern died.

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@long vine invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@full path embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @full path tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @full path died.

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@orchid tulip was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @hexed notch. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @orchid tulip died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @steel sentinel, @tranquil wyvern leaned away and farted.

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@upbeat pebble carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @upbeat pebble died.

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@fiery belfry tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @fiery belfry is now bald.

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@uneven grove was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @uneven grove died.

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@near mortar entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @near mortar died.

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@lost goblet was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @lost goblet died.

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@raw moss and @steel sentinel had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@fiery belfry crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@hexed notch went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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After years of research, @livid shuttle found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @livid shuttle died.

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@dim sphinx and @fiery belfry played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@raw moss looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@carmine cairn tried hacking into @tranquil wyvern's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @tranquil wyvern's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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Out of boredom, @hexed notch used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@hexed notch was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel fed @raw moss several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@steel sentinel was playing hide and seek with @carmine cairn and @dim sphinx, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @steel sentinel died.

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@fiery belfry got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@dim sphinx started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@raw moss tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@long vine walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @long vine died.

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@raw moss was building a nice house. @dim sphinx asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @raw moss just looked confused.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @dim sphinx's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @dim sphinx died.

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@carmine cairn fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@carmine cairn stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @lost goblet

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empty iron Apr 28, 2026, 1:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 28, 2026, 2:15 PM

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hexed notch Apr 28, 2026, 2:24 PM

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uneven grove Apr 28, 2026, 2:29 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 28, 2026, 2:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @marble socket, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @empty iron, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red saffron, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @uneven grove, and @near mortar
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@long vine started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@uneven grove thought that @marble socket was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@wanton anvil tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @wanton anvil died.

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@tranquil wyvern was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@long vine was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @long vine died.

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@near mortar started riding a Unicorn. @hexed notch chased @near mortar while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@amber ermine, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@red saffron overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@carmine cairn smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@empty iron shot a sand block at @tranquil wyvern with a Sandgun, but @tranquil wyvern managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@red saffron pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @red saffron died.

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@oblique lantern always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @oblique lantern died.

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@marble socket dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @marble socket is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@raw moss attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@near mortar warned @uneven grove not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @uneven grove trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@carmine cairn sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@hexed notch drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@marble socket donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@near mortar tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @near mortar died.

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@empty iron had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @empty iron's skull. @empty iron died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @steel sentinel was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@hexed notch got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @hexed notch died.

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@uneven grove snuck up behind @tranquil wyvern, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @uneven grove decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@uneven grove found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@marble socket started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@tranquil wyvern preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@marble socket stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @marble socket died.

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@raw moss trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@carmine cairn found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@tranquil wyvern rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@raw moss started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @carmine cairn won by breaking @tranquil wyvern's spine. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@steel sentinel placed chests all over the world except where @uneven grove was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @uneven grove died.

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@raw moss got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@carmine cairn found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@raw moss accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn walked up to @steel sentinel and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @carmine cairn, that kills people! @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @marble socket
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @empty iron
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @oblique lantern

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raw moss Apr 28, 2026, 2:40 PM

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warm jolt Apr 28, 2026, 2:53 PM

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umbral wing Apr 28, 2026, 2:58 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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red saffron Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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marble socket Apr 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

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hexed notch Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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devout dew Apr 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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dim sphinx Apr 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @marble socket, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @devout dew, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @red saffron, @steel sentinel, @warm jolt, @umbral wing, and @dim sphinx
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The fighting begins again!

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@devout dew searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@warm jolt headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @dim sphinx had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@umbral wing made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @tidal bane. @tidal bane died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @carmine cairn found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @carmine cairn was trapped for all eternity. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine found a hill and started to roll down it. @long vine was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @long vine died.

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@raw moss wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@amber ermine modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@amber ermine started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @amber ermine died.

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@red saffron suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@pastel timber started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@tranquil wyvern started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@red saffron unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @red saffron died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@warm jolt fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @warm jolt died.

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@umbral wing rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @umbral wing died.

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@marble socket was eaten by a tree. @marble socket died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @pastel timber managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@pastel timber equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @hexed notch chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @pastel timber's shattered corpse. @pastel timber died.

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@steel sentinel practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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A Martian Probe spotted @raw moss, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @raw moss was too boring.

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@devout dew spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @devout dew died.

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@hexed notch found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@steel sentinel caused @dim sphinx to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@steel sentinel invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@dim sphinx tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@raw moss solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@raw moss told @dim sphinx that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @dim sphinx vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@dim sphinx saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @dim sphinx died.

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@raw moss's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @devout dew
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @marble socket
100 points go to 9th place: @umbral wing
100 points go to 10th place: @warm jolt

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@raw moss popped @serene fossil by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @serene fossil died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @oblique lantern knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@urban fog found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @pastel timber, who silenced @urban fog by filling their hiding place with water. @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @oblique lantern's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @oblique lantern died.

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@raw moss sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@steel sentinel couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@carmine cairn couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@tranquil wyvern cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@umbral wing found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@full path dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @full path died.

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@umbral wing challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @umbral wing died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@pastel timber escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@raw moss considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@tranquil wyvern rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @tranquil wyvern with unnecessary advice.

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@carmine cairn vaporized @pastel timber with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@raw moss made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@steel sentinel performed surgery on a grape.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @raw moss begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@raw moss spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@raw moss’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@raw moss went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@raw moss saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@raw moss's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @umbral wing
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @serene fossil

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@tidal bane, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @serene fossil, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @umbral wing
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@umbral wing and @livid shuttle built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@tranquil wyvern spoke softly to @jolly swift while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@serene fossil accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @serene fossil died.

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@raw moss put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@urban fog gave @full path a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @full path gave @urban fog a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @urban fog died.

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@iron cairn chased @full path with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @full path died.

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@livid shuttle told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @livid shuttle died.

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@umbral wing climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @umbral wing died.

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@tidal bane went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @tidal bane died.

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@steel sentinel tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@tranquil wyvern insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @iron cairn insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @iron cairn, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @iron cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @umbral wing
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red saffron, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @umbral wing
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@wanton anvil tried to explain to @red saffron that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @red saffron countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @wanton anvil died.

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@umbral wing had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@hexed notch tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@carmine cairn tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@livid shuttle took aim at @tranquil wyvern from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@oblique lantern and @subtle gorge had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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Several players decided to form a band. @iron cairn was the trumpet, @steel sentinel was the clarinetist, @full path was the drummer, and @quick pebble was the drum. @quick pebble died.

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@amber ermine started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @urban fog being mercilessly tickled by @carmine cairn.

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@umbral wing launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@tranquil wyvern pranked @oblique lantern by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@raw moss trapped @iron cairn in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @amber ermine was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @amber ermine died.

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@full path commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@subtle gorge found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@livid shuttle hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@steel sentinel claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @red saffron was morbidly interested.

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@tranquil wyvern asked @raw moss if they "knew the way". @raw moss didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@red saffron declared war on emus. The emus won. @red saffron died.

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@oblique lantern felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@subtle gorge was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @carmine cairn caught them in time.

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@steel sentinel performed open heart surgery on @urban fog, even though @urban fog never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @urban fog died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@iron cairn ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@umbral wing was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@livid shuttle had a sleepover with @iron cairn, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@subtle gorge threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@steel sentinel fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @steel sentinel died.

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@oblique lantern's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @oblique lantern died.

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@raw moss entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@hexed notch asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@full path made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@full path reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @full path died.

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@tranquil wyvern "borrowed" @subtle gorge's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @subtle gorge's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @tranquil wyvern could return it.

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@hexed notch used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@raw moss and @umbral wing started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @raw moss took out their actual shotgun. @umbral wing died.

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@livid shuttle had a wholesome reunion with @carmine cairn, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@iron cairn started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@iron cairn found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@subtle gorge was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @subtle gorge died.

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@livid shuttle tickled @carmine cairn from behind while they were busy sharpening their Lead Broadsword. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@tranquil wyvern tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@hexed notch was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@hexed notch ran with scissors. @hexed notch died.

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@iron cairn just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@raw moss learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@iron cairn’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@raw moss ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern broke their fall with their own body. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn and @iron cairn had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@iron cairn successfully snuck into @raw moss's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @iron cairn died.

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A pretty fairy led @carmine cairn to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @umbral wing
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @oblique lantern

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quick pebble Apr 28, 2026, 7:37 PM

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quick pebble Apr 28, 2026, 7:53 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @night sierra, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @proud lava, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @livid shuttle, and @signal minnow
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@hexed notch's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @hexed notch died.

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@night sierra was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @night sierra died.

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@quick pebble tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@carmine cairn had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@livid shuttle's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @livid shuttle sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@oblique lantern painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@tranquil wyvern dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@quick pebble drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @quick pebble died.

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@proud lava dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @proud lava died.

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@rose jewel's booty was plundered by pirates. @rose jewel died.

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@urban fog skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@oblique lantern accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @oblique lantern died.

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@signal minnow tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@carmine cairn shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@livid shuttle was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @livid shuttle died.

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@signal minnow listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @signal minnow saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@carmine cairn and @signal minnow were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@signal minnow found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@signal minnow put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @signal minnow died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @signal minnow
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @oblique lantern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @night sierra

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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main idol Apr 28, 2026, 8:37 PM

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oblique lantern Apr 28, 2026, 8:38 PM

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night sierra Apr 28, 2026, 8:40 PM

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full path Apr 28, 2026, 8:49 PM

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shell mantle Apr 28, 2026, 8:50 PM

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urban fog Apr 28, 2026, 9:14 PM

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iron cairn Apr 28, 2026, 9:18 PM

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quick pebble Apr 28, 2026, 9:18 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 28, 2026, 9:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 9:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @night sierra, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @shell mantle, @main idol, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, and @full path
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@shell mantle started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@night sierra went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @night sierra died.

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@wanton anvil boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@wanton anvil tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @wanton anvil died.

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@quick pebble suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @quick pebble died.

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@shell mantle made some scary noises in the dark. @iron cairn sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @shell mantle died.

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@urban fog found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@main idol bashed @carmine cairn in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@main idol tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @main idol died.

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@urban fog decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@full path looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@iron cairn desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@urban fog was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @urban fog barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @oblique lantern died.

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@iron cairn was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@iron cairn jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@full path and @carmine cairn found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@carmine cairn thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@iron cairn took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@full path's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @full path to notice them. @full path died.

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@iron cairn found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @iron cairn was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@iron cairn was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @iron cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @full path
150 points go to 4th place: @oblique lantern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @main idol
100 points go to 7th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @night sierra

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Apr 28, 2026, 9:38 PM

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urban fog Apr 28, 2026, 9:40 PM

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raw moss Apr 28, 2026, 9:41 PM

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night sierra Apr 28, 2026, 9:48 PM

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red saffron Apr 28, 2026, 9:52 PM

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full path Apr 28, 2026, 10:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 10:01 PM

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iron cairn Apr 28, 2026, 10:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 10:21 PM

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quick pebble Apr 28, 2026, 10:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 10:21 PM

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shell mantle Apr 28, 2026, 10:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 10:22 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 28, 2026, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 10:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @night sierra, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @shell mantle, @red saffron, @urban fog, and @full path
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@night sierra was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@quick pebble touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@fiery belfry found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@glacial totem went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@full path found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@urban fog stole @shell mantle's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @shell mantle was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@red saffron and @shell mantle had a very merry unbirthday party together. @night sierra found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@urban fog shot their Tactical Shotgun to the left of @night sierra just to scare them. @night sierra heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @night sierra died.

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@full path started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@iron cairn shot @fiery belfry with a Water Gun. @fiery belfry shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@quick pebble visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @quick pebble thought her hands were more interesting.

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@quick pebble wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @raw moss wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @quick pebble killed the Traveling Merchant first. @quick pebble died.

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@urban fog watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@red saffron paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@shell mantle made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @shell mantle died.

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@red saffron was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @red saffron died.

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@urban fog drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @urban fog died.

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@iron cairn won in a fight against @full path by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @full path died.

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@fiery belfry managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@iron cairn equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @iron cairn died.

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@fiery belfry found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @full path
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @red saffron
100 points go to 7th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @night sierra
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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shell mantle Apr 28, 2026, 10:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 10:38 PM

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iron cairn Apr 28, 2026, 10:40 PM

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tidal bane Apr 28, 2026, 10:40 PM

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lucid dune Apr 28, 2026, 10:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 10:42 PM

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quick pebble Apr 28, 2026, 10:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 10:48 PM

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urban fog Apr 28, 2026, 10:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 10:58 PM

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raw moss Apr 28, 2026, 11:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:00 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 28, 2026, 11:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:21 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 28, 2026, 11:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:22 PM

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left mist Apr 28, 2026, 11:23 PM

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next hemlock Apr 28, 2026, 11:26 PM

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crude osprey Apr 28, 2026, 11:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:26 PM

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calm wind Apr 28, 2026, 11:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @next hemlock, @left mist, @crude osprey, @calm wind, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @lucid dune, @shell mantle, and @urban fog
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@tidal bane picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @tidal bane died.

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@fiery belfry didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @fiery belfry died.

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@urban fog tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@quick pebble was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @quick pebble died.

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@carmine cairn was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@shell mantle stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @shell mantle died.

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@urban fog got burninated by Tim. @urban fog died.

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@left mist performed an interpretive dance for @calm wind and @raw moss as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@left mist built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@lucid dune shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @lucid dune's face. @lucid dune died.

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@calm wind brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @calm wind died.

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@crude osprey went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@crude osprey tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @crude osprey died.

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@next hemlock was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@raw moss patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @left mist in disguise.

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@iron cairn tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@next hemlock drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@carmine cairn brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@left mist was furious at @next hemlock for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @left mist's special someone!

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@raw moss had @iron cairn lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @iron cairn, this wasn't a magic show. @iron cairn died.

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@left mist asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @left mist died.

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@raw moss was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @next hemlock with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @raw moss dyed.

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@raw moss was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @crude osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @calm wind
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @shell mantle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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shell mantle Apr 28, 2026, 11:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:39 PM

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left mist Apr 28, 2026, 11:40 PM

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calm wind Apr 28, 2026, 11:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:41 PM

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urban fog Apr 28, 2026, 11:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:41 PM

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quick pebble Apr 28, 2026, 11:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:42 PM

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lucid dune Apr 28, 2026, 11:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:54 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 28, 2026, 11:56 PM

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raw moss Apr 28, 2026, 11:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:58 PM

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full path Apr 28, 2026, 11:58 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @next hemlock, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @calm wind, @quick pebble, @lucid dune, @shell mantle, @urban fog, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @drowsy hull
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@next hemlock wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@full path refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@calm wind followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @calm wind died.

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@wanton anvil threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@left mist killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@quick pebble tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @quick pebble died.

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@urban fog got a piggyback ride from @shell mantle, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @shell mantle died.

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@lucid dune, @urban fog, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@livid shuttle drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@wanton anvil forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@left mist wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @urban fog on a spit. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@livid shuttle woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @left mist found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @livid shuttle with bug spray. @livid shuttle died.

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@lucid dune visited @full path, but no one was home. @lucid dune felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@wanton anvil splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @carmine cairn observed disapprovingly.

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@raw moss tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@drowsy hull clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @drowsy hull died.

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@wanton anvil squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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The Wizard showed @lucid dune their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@full path and @carmine cairn relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@wanton anvil realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @wanton anvil died.

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@left mist forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @left mist died.

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@lucid dune snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @lucid dune died.

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@full path fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @full path died.

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@carmine cairn had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn decided to play catch with a Falcon Blade. @raw moss missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @full path
150 points go to 4th place: @lucid dune
150 points go to 5th place: @left mist
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @shell mantle

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lucid dune Apr 29, 2026, 12:43 AM

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left mist Apr 29, 2026, 12:44 AM

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shell mantle Apr 29, 2026, 1:16 AM

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iron cairn Apr 29, 2026, 1:23 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @toxic cipher, @quick pebble, @half magnet, @shell mantle, @lucid dune, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @drowsy hull
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@wanton anvil accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @iron cairn died.

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@half magnet hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @half magnet died.

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@shell mantle sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @shell mantle died.

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@urban fog came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@full path was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@exotic saddle started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @exotic saddle died.

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@livid shuttle found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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A monkey dramatically raised @urban fog up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @urban fog off said cliff. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@left mist activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@full path forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @full path died.

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The moon hit @livid shuttle's eye like a big pizza pie. @livid shuttle died.

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@toxic cipher built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @drowsy hull was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @drowsy hull died.

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@lucid dune drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@quick pebble found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@quick pebble screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@toxic cipher tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @toxic cipher died.

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@lucid dune spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@left mist played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@raw moss opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@lucid dune befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@left mist did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @lucid dune, who happened to be watching. @lucid dune died.

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@quick pebble decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@raw moss was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@quick pebble watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@left mist started blocking @quick pebble's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@raw moss tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@quick pebble wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@left mist ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@raw moss summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @left mist felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@quick pebble went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@left mist received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @left mist died.

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@quick pebble contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@raw moss performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@quick pebble wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@raw moss fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@quick pebble started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @quick pebble decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @raw moss spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@raw moss and @quick pebble strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @raw moss suggested using cover against them. @quick pebble recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@quick pebble teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@raw moss tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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The Wall of Flesh told @quick pebble that there was something stuck in their teeth. @quick pebble checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @quick pebble died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @quick pebble
250 points go to 3rd place: @left mist
150 points go to 4th place: @lucid dune
150 points go to 5th place: @toxic cipher
150 points go to 6th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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left mist Apr 29, 2026, 1:40 AM

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raw moss Apr 29, 2026, 1:45 AM

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warm jolt Apr 29, 2026, 2:00 AM

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quick pebble Apr 29, 2026, 2:09 AM

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hexed notch Apr 29, 2026, 2:14 AM

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long vine Apr 29, 2026, 2:19 AM

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deep shuttle Apr 29, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@deep shuttle, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @quick pebble, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @warm jolt, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @drowsy hull
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@wanton anvil joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @wanton anvil died.

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@deep shuttle took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @long vine and @drowsy hull ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@warm jolt drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @warm jolt died.

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@full path was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @full path died.

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@livid shuttle tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @left mist, but they were in broad daylight.

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@livid shuttle found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@drowsy hull accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @drowsy hull died.

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@long vine angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@deep shuttle accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@hexed notch started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@left mist threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@raw moss asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@hexed notch placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@left mist fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @left mist died.

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@quick pebble tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @long vine demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @quick pebble by two. @quick pebble died.

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@raw moss ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@long vine finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@deep shuttle tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @deep shuttle didn't know that.

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@long vine found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@steel sentinel equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@long vine dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @steel sentinel, but @steel sentinel simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@deep shuttle accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @deep shuttle died. @deep shuttle died. @deep shuttle died. @deep shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @deep shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 6th place: @left mist
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @full path

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long vine Apr 29, 2026, 2:39 AM

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quick pebble Apr 29, 2026, 2:41 AM

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clever wren Apr 29, 2026, 2:45 AM

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half magnet Apr 29, 2026, 2:47 AM

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steel sentinel Apr 29, 2026, 3:03 AM

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urban fog Apr 29, 2026, 3:12 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 29, 2026, 3:13 AM

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wanton anvil Apr 29, 2026, 3:15 AM

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rocky crown Apr 29, 2026, 3:18 AM

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iron cairn Apr 29, 2026, 3:22 AM

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hexed notch Apr 29, 2026, 3:25 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @half magnet, @long vine, @clever wren, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @rocky crown
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@raw moss tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@wanton anvil was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @wanton anvil died.

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@quick pebble learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @quick pebble died.

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@urban fog felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@long vine used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@half magnet was buried under an avalanche that @clever wren had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @half magnet died.

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@oblique lantern had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@clever wren realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @clever wren died.

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@urban fog dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @urban fog died.

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@full path tried attacking @steel sentinel, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@oblique lantern found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@oblique lantern attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @oblique lantern died.

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@livid shuttle and @iron cairn were about to face off, but @livid shuttle had to run off to the restroom first.

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@full path was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @full path died.

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@livid shuttle was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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Hey @left mist, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @left mist died.

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@hexed notch distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@iron cairn wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @iron cairn's head. @iron cairn died.

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@steel sentinel and @rocky crown were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @steel sentinel played solitaire. @rocky crown stood behind them and watched.

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@rocky crown felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @rocky crown died.

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@hexed notch began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@hexed notch was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @hexed notch died.

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Low on health, @long vine hid from @steel sentinel by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @rocky crown
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @left mist
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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oblique lantern Apr 29, 2026, 3:39 AM

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@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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iron cairn Apr 29, 2026, 4:21 AM

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hexed notch Apr 29, 2026, 4:25 AM

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hexed fiber Apr 29, 2026, 4:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@primal socket, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @toxic cipher, @half magnet, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @full path, and @hexed fiber
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@primal socket fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @oblique lantern. @primal socket died.

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@wanton anvil was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @wanton anvil died.

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@half magnet put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @half magnet whole. @half magnet died.

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@hexed notch crafted @urban fog into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @urban fog died.

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@toxic cipher sharpened @oblique lantern's face at a Sharpening Station. @oblique lantern became the sharpest tool in the shed. @oblique lantern died.

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Rumors started spreading that @iron cairn was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @iron cairn.

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@full path played rock-paper-scissors with @hexed notch. @full path played paper. @hexed notch played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @full path was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @full path died.

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@iron cairn tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@hexed notch greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @hexed notch died.

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@hexed fiber couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Green Phaseblade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @hexed fiber's heart and brain. @hexed fiber died.

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@steel sentinel hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @left mist's house. @left mist started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@toxic cipher had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@iron cairn was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@left mist got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @left mist, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @left mist died.

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@toxic cipher made fun of @iron cairn for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @iron cairn shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @toxic cipher died.

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@steel sentinel took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@iron cairn used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @iron cairn then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@iron cairn was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@iron cairn opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @iron cairn's neck. @iron cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @toxic cipher
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Apr 29, 2026, 4:39 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

left mist Apr 29, 2026, 4:44 AM

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@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 29, 2026, 5:04 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Apr 29, 2026, 5:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 29, 2026, 5:13 AM

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shell mantle Apr 29, 2026, 5:22 AM

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@shell mantle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.