#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 211

gleaming groveBOT Apr 27, 2026, 2:35 PM

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@sour cedar tried to kill @long vine by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@raw moss took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @quick pebble. @quick pebble died.

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@proud lava tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @proud lava died.

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@red saffron got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @red saffron, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @red saffron died.

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@waxen marlin threw a Stink Potion at @thorny otter. @thorny otter threw a Toxic Flask right back. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed notch accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@long vine created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @long vine's artistic genius.

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@raw moss looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@thorny otter spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @thorny otter still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @thorny otter died.

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@pastel timber wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@rustic coral and @sour cedar were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @rustic coral fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @rustic coral died.

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@raw moss was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@sour cedar asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @pastel timber, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @sour cedar to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @sour cedar died.

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@long vine fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@hexed notch joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @hexed notch died.

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After opening a present, @tranquil wyvern discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@raw moss claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@pastel timber set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@raw moss tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@pastel timber passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@long vine asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@raw moss played Frisbee with @tranquil wyvern using a Light Disc, but @tranquil wyvern unfortunately didn't have five hands. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@pastel timber hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@long vine's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Bladetongue was nice and clean, but their Tendon Bow's string broke, and their Crystal Vile Shard cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@raw moss stole @long vine's lemons. @long vine got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @raw moss's house down.

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@long vine tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @long vine's mind right in front of their face. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @sour cedar
100 points go to 7th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 8th place: @thorny otter
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @red saffron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 27, 2026, 2:39 PM

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rustic coral Apr 27, 2026, 2:42 PM

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amber ermine Apr 27, 2026, 3:05 PM

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red saffron Apr 27, 2026, 3:07 PM

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raw moss Apr 27, 2026, 3:20 PM

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hexed notch Apr 27, 2026, 3:20 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 27, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @rustic coral, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @red saffron, and @full path
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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@tranquil wyvern spiced up @wanton anvil's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @wanton anvil died.

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@raw moss laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@full path tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@rustic coral was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @rustic coral died.

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After eating supper together, @pastel timber betrayed @amber ermine in exchange for 30 silver coins. @amber ermine died.

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@pastel timber and @tranquil wyvern played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@red saffron wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @red saffron died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @full path's eye sockets. @full path died.

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@hexed notch fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@tranquil wyvern walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber gave @carmine cairn a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @carmine cairn gave @pastel timber a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@raw moss watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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While exploring a swamp, @carmine cairn caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@raw moss was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @red saffron
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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waxen marlin Apr 27, 2026, 3:37 PM

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rustic coral Apr 27, 2026, 3:42 PM

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maiden plank Apr 27, 2026, 3:48 PM

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amber ermine Apr 27, 2026, 3:54 PM

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clever wren Apr 27, 2026, 4:00 PM

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pastel timber Apr 27, 2026, 4:06 PM

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red saffron Apr 27, 2026, 4:08 PM

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marble socket Apr 27, 2026, 4:14 PM

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hexed notch Apr 27, 2026, 4:23 PM

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proper wedge Apr 27, 2026, 4:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@marble socket, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @maiden plank, @proper wedge, @rustic coral, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @clever wren, @pastel timber, @red saffron, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@amber ermine overwhelmed @maiden plank with a storm of flying bananas. @maiden plank died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@rustic coral started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @rustic coral died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @waxen marlin

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@amber ermine was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @amber ermine died.

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@clever wren got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@clever wren was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @hexed notch tried putting @clever wren back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @clever wren died.

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@livid shuttle returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@proper wedge and @red saffron farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@red saffron summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @waxen marlin's life points directly. @waxen marlin died.

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@red saffron ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @red saffron died.

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@pastel timber spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@livid shuttle hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@proper wedge curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @proper wedge in half. @proper wedge died.

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@marble socket opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@hexed notch became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern stopped a meteor from crushing @livid shuttle and @raw moss with their own body. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @marble socket, who happened to be watching. @marble socket died.

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@livid shuttle distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@livid shuttle tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @marble socket
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @red saffron
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @clever wren

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog Apr 27, 2026, 4:43 PM

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next hemlock Apr 27, 2026, 4:45 PM

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waxen marlin Apr 27, 2026, 4:46 PM

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grizzled canopy Apr 27, 2026, 4:59 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 27, 2026, 5:02 PM

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raw moss Apr 27, 2026, 5:03 PM

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clever wren Apr 27, 2026, 5:10 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 27, 2026, 5:17 PM

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full path Apr 27, 2026, 5:29 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 27, 2026, 5:29 PM

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pastel timber Apr 27, 2026, 5:29 PM

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proper wedge Apr 27, 2026, 5:29 PM

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iron cairn Apr 27, 2026, 5:30 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@raw moss, @next hemlock, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @clever wren, @exotic saddle, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @full path, @grizzled canopy, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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All that glitters is not gold. @proper wedge disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @clever wren was flattened by a road roller. @clever wren died.

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@urban fog's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @urban fog to notice them. @urban fog died.

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@grizzled canopy was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @grizzled canopy died.

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@waxen marlin accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @waxen marlin died.

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@full path drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@pastel timber was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@livid shuttle entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @livid shuttle died.

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@full path didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @full path died.

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@wanton anvil read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @wanton anvil died.

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@next hemlock found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @exotic saddle died.

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@iron cairn baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @iron cairn died.

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@pastel timber tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @tranquil wyvern wasn't a Slime, @tranquil wyvern was endlessly beaten. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@proper wedge breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @proper wedge died.

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@pastel timber blew @next hemlock to bits using an exploding bed. @next hemlock died.

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@pastel timber was buried under an avalanche that @raw moss had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @full path
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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full path Apr 27, 2026, 5:38 PM

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tidal bane Apr 27, 2026, 5:40 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 27, 2026, 5:40 PM

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raw moss Apr 27, 2026, 5:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 27, 2026, 5:43 PM

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red saffron Apr 27, 2026, 5:44 PM

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clever wren Apr 27, 2026, 5:54 PM

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quick pebble Apr 27, 2026, 6:00 PM

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maiden plank Apr 27, 2026, 6:08 PM

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weak island Apr 27, 2026, 6:08 PM

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main idol Apr 27, 2026, 6:10 PM

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iron cairn Apr 27, 2026, 6:17 PM

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hexed notch Apr 27, 2026, 6:29 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 27, 2026, 6:30 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @maiden plank, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @clever wren, @exotic saddle, @pastel timber, @red saffron, @main idol, @weak island, and @full path
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@tidal bane tried to strike @carmine cairn down, but @carmine cairn instead became more powerful than @tidal bane could possibly imagine.

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@tidal bane defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @tidal bane died.

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@exotic saddle was briefly jumpscared by @raw moss wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@maiden plank took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @full path and @main idol ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@iron cairn found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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No one told @raw moss that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @raw moss died.

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@wanton anvil forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @wanton anvil died.

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@tranquil wyvern put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @hexed notch started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@weak island ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @clever wren begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@clever wren spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@clever wren’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@clever wren went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@maiden plank's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @maiden plank died.

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@quick pebble used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @quick pebble died.

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@clever wren asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @clever wren died.

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@exotic saddle's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @exotic saddle died.

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@pastel timber was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern teleported behind @red saffron using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @red saffron died.

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@carmine cairn cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@main idol played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @main idol. @main idol died.

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@iron cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull The Horseman's Blade.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@weak island ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @weak island died.

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@full path found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @full path died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @carmine cairn managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@iron cairn placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @iron cairn died.

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@hexed notch thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@hexed notch picked a fight with a goose. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@tranquil wyvern tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @weak island
100 points go to 7th place: @main idol
100 points go to 8th place: @red saffron
100 points go to 9th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @next hemlock, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @clever wren, @shell mantle, @red saffron, @urban fog, @full path, and @grizzled canopy
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@wanton anvil somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@tranquil wyvern started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@clever wren and @next hemlock got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@wanton anvil went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @wanton anvil died.

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@clever wren has fallen, and they can't get up. @clever wren died.

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@raw moss tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@shell mantle bought a Gatligator and fired it at @urban fog for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @shell mantle furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@red saffron discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@shell mantle tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @shell mantle died.

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@grizzled canopy smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@next hemlock accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@urban fog dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @hexed notch fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@tranquil wyvern calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@raw moss screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@red saffron tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @red saffron died.

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@full path placed chests all over the world except where @urban fog was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @urban fog died.

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@full path sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @full path died.

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@raw moss dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @grizzled canopy, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @grizzled canopy died.

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@carmine cairn walked into a bar. @hexed notch laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@hexed notch stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@next hemlock thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @red saffron
100 points go to 10th place: @shell mantle

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There are 13 players remaining.
@raw moss, @wanton anvil, @maiden plank, @quick pebble, @shell mantle, @exotic saddle, @red saffron, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @upper night, @thorn imp, and @idle pike
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@exotic saddle and @upper night were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@red saffron had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@quick pebble built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@steel sentinel was furious at @thorn imp for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @steel sentinel's special someone!

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@wanton anvil found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@wanton anvil decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @wanton anvil died.

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@maiden plank was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @raw moss's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @maiden plank died.

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@idle pike was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@quick pebble drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @quick pebble died.

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@shell mantle greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @shell mantle died.

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@exotic saddle tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @exotic saddle died.

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@red saffron couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@red saffron heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @red saffron died.

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@urban fog found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @raw moss, who silenced @urban fog by filling their hiding place with water. @urban fog died.

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@full path found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @full path pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @upper night would soon die a gruesome death. @upper night ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @idle pike tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@raw moss found the Last Prism. Then @upper night found another one, meaning that @raw moss's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@steel sentinel huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @thorn imp also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@full path had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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Someone let the dogs out! @full path tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @full path died.

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@upper night tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @upper night died.

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@thorn imp got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @thorn imp died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @steel sentinel up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @steel sentinel off said cliff. @steel sentinel died.

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@idle pike made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@idle pike wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @thorn imp
150 points go to 5th place: @upper night
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @red saffron
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @shell mantle

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quick pebble Apr 27, 2026, 10:23 PM

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red saffron Apr 27, 2026, 10:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @quick pebble, @clever wren, @shell mantle, @exotic saddle, @red saffron, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, and @thorn imp
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@unkempt osprey tickled @steel sentinel from behind while they were busy sharpening their Keybrand. @unkempt osprey died.

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@full path found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@clever wren stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @clever wren died.

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@shell mantle wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @shell mantle through the wall. @shell mantle died.

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@exotic saddle sang a song to try to impress @thorn imp, @red saffron, and @quick pebble. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@urban fog looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@quick pebble was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@exotic saddle was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @exotic saddle died.

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@red saffron planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Flower of Fire.

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@steel sentinel started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@red saffron tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @red saffron died.

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@full path started rallying for goblin rights.

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@urban fog baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@urban fog found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @urban fog died.

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@full path used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @full path. @full path died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @quick pebble disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@thorn imp fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@raw moss dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@raw moss found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @thorn imp died.

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@steel sentinel sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@quick pebble felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @raw moss setting explosives beneath them. @quick pebble died.

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@steel sentinel accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@raw moss carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @thorn imp
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @red saffron
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 10th place: @clever wren

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urban fog Apr 27, 2026, 11:01 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @wanton anvil, @quick pebble, @long vine, @clever wren, @shell mantle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @modern river, and @trail whale
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@glacial totem went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @glacial totem died.

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@quick pebble was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @quick pebble died.

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@carmine cairn argued with @clever wren about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@shell mantle buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@clever wren thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @clever wren died.

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@shell mantle accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @wanton anvil was watching. @shell mantle died.

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@fiery belfry started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@steel sentinel paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Aqua Scepter.

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@modern river wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@urban fog tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @carmine cairn never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@modern river got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @modern river died.

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@trail whale jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @trail whale died.

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@fiery belfry flossed their teeth with @long vine's shoelaces.

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@full path triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @full path died.

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@raw moss tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@wanton anvil ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @wanton anvil died.

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@steel sentinel huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@fiery belfry tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @steel sentinel held up their hand. @steel sentinel demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@raw moss saw @long vine standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @trail whale
100 points go to 9th place: @modern river
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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raw moss Apr 28, 2026, 12:38 AM

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warm jolt Apr 28, 2026, 1:33 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 28, 2026, 2:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @quick pebble, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @warm jolt, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, and @ivory lava
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@exotic saddle saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@glacial totem tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @glacial totem died.

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@wanton anvil tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@carmine cairn zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@raw moss accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @raw moss allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@wanton anvil forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @wanton anvil died.

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@full path heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@proud lava tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @proud lava died.

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After @exotic saddle went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @exotic saddle died.

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@ivory lava and @long vine huddled around @warm jolt to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @warm jolt's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@raw moss compressed @warm jolt until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @warm jolt died.

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@steel sentinel lured @urban fog into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @urban fog's dust allergy! @urban fog died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @full path's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @full path died.

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@ivory lava tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @ivory lava was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @ivory lava died.

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@quick pebble used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @quick pebble didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @quick pebble died.

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@raw moss invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@raw moss decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn slammed @long vine into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 6th place: @ivory lava
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @warm jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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exotic saddle Apr 28, 2026, 2:38 AM

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warm jolt Apr 28, 2026, 2:38 AM

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quick pebble Apr 28, 2026, 2:42 AM

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steel sentinel Apr 28, 2026, 2:46 AM

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wanton anvil Apr 28, 2026, 2:51 AM

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fair summit Apr 28, 2026, 2:55 AM

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full path Apr 28, 2026, 2:55 AM

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thorn imp Apr 28, 2026, 2:57 AM

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urban fog Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 AM

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glacial totem Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 28, 2026, 3:28 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @fair summit, @carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @wanton anvil, @long vine, @quick pebble, @exotic saddle, @warm jolt, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @full path, @potent talon, and @thorn imp
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@fair summit tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @fair summit died.

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@carmine cairn literally can't even. @carmine cairn died.

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@urban fog tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@deep shuttle was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @deep shuttle died.

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@potent talon tried to attack @thorn imp with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@long vine tried to attack @steel sentinel with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@long vine found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @long vine died.

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@oblique lantern took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@quick pebble tried to launch a poison dart frog at @exotic saddle through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @quick pebble has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @quick pebble died.

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@exotic saddle threw a snowball at @full path. To counter this, @full path threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @exotic saddle died.

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@wanton anvil started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@warm jolt was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @warm jolt died.

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@urban fog gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @urban fog died.

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@glacial totem tried to kill @potent talon by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@oblique lantern tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @oblique lantern died.

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@potent talon got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @potent talon died.

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@thorn imp tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@thorn imp took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @thorn imp died.

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@glacial totem drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@wanton anvil created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @full path got too close while watching. @full path died.

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@glacial totem left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@wanton anvil failed to properly hydrate. @wanton anvil died.

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@glacial totem's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 4th place: @full path
150 points go to 5th place: @thorn imp
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @warm jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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waxen marlin Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 AM

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steel sentinel Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 AM

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warm jolt Apr 28, 2026, 4:09 AM

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glacial totem Apr 28, 2026, 4:10 AM

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devout dew Apr 28, 2026, 4:30 AM

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rancid dragon Apr 28, 2026, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

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urban fog Apr 28, 2026, 4:45 AM

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bb!register

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warm jolt Apr 28, 2026, 4:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 4:58 AM

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hexed notch Apr 28, 2026, 5:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 5:26 AM

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amber ermine Apr 28, 2026, 5:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @hexed notch, @devout dew, @long vine, @amber ermine, @rancid dragon, @steel sentinel, @warm jolt, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, and @waxen marlin
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@urban fog tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@amber ermine beat @glacial totem into a pulp with a stale baguette. @glacial totem died.

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@devout dew got impaled by Mourning Wood. @devout dew died.

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@long vine made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @long vine died.

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@warm jolt pumped @rancid dragon full of lead. No one was hurt, but @rancid dragon's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@waxen marlin tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@steel sentinel struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@urban fog constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@rancid dragon tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@amber ermine gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @amber ermine died.

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@hexed notch wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@steel sentinel opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@oblique lantern gave @rancid dragon Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @rancid dragon died.

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@waxen marlin ripped @warm jolt's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @warm jolt. @warm jolt died.

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@urban fog briefly considered proposing marriage to @oblique lantern, but married a bee instead.

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@hexed notch wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@urban fog summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @oblique lantern probably liked trains a bit too much. @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed notch tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 4th place: @oblique lantern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @warm jolt
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid dragon
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @devout dew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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oblique lantern Apr 28, 2026, 5:37 AM

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bb!register

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waxen marlin Apr 28, 2026, 5:37 AM

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bb!register

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

iron cairn Apr 28, 2026, 5:49 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @hexed notch, @devout dew, @fiery belfry, @iron cairn, @long vine, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@glacial totem thought they assassinated @long vine, but it was just @glacial totem in disguise. Huh? @glacial totem died.

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@devout dew pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @livid shuttle.

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@long vine caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @long vine died.

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@iron cairn hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@steel sentinel ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @steel sentinel died.

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@oblique lantern dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @hexed notch fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@hexed notch was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@oblique lantern was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin pulled out their Silver Broadsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @waxen marlin pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@fiery belfry decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@livid shuttle ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@iron cairn went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @iron cairn's canvas.

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@waxen marlin decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed notch joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@pastel timber made some Synonym Rolls for @fiery belfry and @iron cairn. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@devout dew found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@livid shuttle spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @livid shuttle died.

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While playing at the beach, @fiery belfry buried @pastel timber in the sand. It took @pastel timber several hours to dig themselves back out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @iron cairn is now goo. @iron cairn died.

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@devout dew appeared to be taking a group picture of @hexed notch, @pastel timber, and @fiery belfry. @devout dew's selfie turned out great!

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@fiery belfry wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@fiery belfry was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @fiery belfry died.

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@hexed notch looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@devout dew knocked furiously on @hexed notch's door while holding an axe. @hexed notch shouted, "Who's there?"

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@hexed notch started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @devout dew!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @devout dew
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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warm jolt Apr 28, 2026, 6:38 AM

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pastel timber Apr 28, 2026, 7:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @toxic cipher, @long vine, @amber ermine, @lunar birch, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @warm jolt, @oblique lantern, and @nocturne coral
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@pastel timber shot @amber ermine in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @amber ermine died.

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@toxic cipher took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@fiery belfry followed @warm jolt into the jungle. @fiery belfry started looking left, right and center for @warm jolt, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@oblique lantern, @lunar birch, and @hexed notch formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@lunar birch broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @lunar birch died.

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@urban fog got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @urban fog died.

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@nocturne coral decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@pastel timber went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@fiery belfry joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @fiery belfry was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@warm jolt had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @warm jolt wasn't a pie. @warm jolt died.

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@oblique lantern drank sand for 10 hours. @oblique lantern died.

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@nocturne coral heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @nocturne coral died.

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@fiery belfry adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @toxic cipher wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @fiery belfry all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@long vine used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@toxic cipher challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @toxic cipher died.

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A strange device attached itself to @hexed notch's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @fiery belfry forced them to put in some more effort.

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@long vine somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@long vine tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @pastel timber was the bartender, @long vine was the DJ, and @fiery belfry was the pinata. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @long vine die

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@pastel timber reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @long vine in a Fish costume.

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@long vine made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@pastel timber found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@pastel timber wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @toxic cipher
150 points go to 6th place: @nocturne coral
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @warm jolt
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @lunar birch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ashen spire Apr 28, 2026, 7:46 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 28, 2026, 7:57 AM

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amber ermine Apr 28, 2026, 7:58 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 28, 2026, 8:06 AM

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long vine Apr 28, 2026, 8:30 AM

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urban fog Apr 28, 2026, 8:46 AM

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pastel timber Apr 28, 2026, 9:19 AM

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hexed notch Apr 28, 2026, 9:23 AM

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turbid skiff Apr 28, 2026, 9:23 AM

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azure sundial Apr 28, 2026, 9:24 AM

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devout dew Apr 28, 2026, 9:24 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @devout dew, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @ashen spire, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, and @turbid skiff
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@hexed notch handed @long vine a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @amber ermine died.

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@ashen spire used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @ashen spire died.

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@urban fog told @fiery belfry that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @fiery belfry took those words literally and peeled @urban fog. @urban fog died.

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@devout dew tricked @oblique lantern into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @oblique lantern died.

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@azure sundial's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tranquil wyvern and @pastel timber's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @azure sundial died.

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@hexed notch got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@devout dew found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@turbid skiff wished for the ability to fly. @fiery belfry granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @turbid skiff died.

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@devout dew tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@devout dew played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @devout dew died.

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@hexed notch managed to kill @fiery belfry by doing absolutely nothing. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tranquil wyvern, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@tranquil wyvern was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @pastel timber's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hexed notch painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@pastel timber learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@pastel timber killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@pastel timber practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @devout dew
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @ashen spire

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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waxen marlin Apr 28, 2026, 9:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 9:40 AM

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long vine Apr 28, 2026, 9:41 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 28, 2026, 9:42 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 28, 2026, 9:52 AM

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pastel timber Apr 28, 2026, 9:54 AM

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lyric lantern Apr 28, 2026, 9:58 AM

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drowsy hull Apr 28, 2026, 10:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 10:00 AM

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amber ermine Apr 28, 2026, 10:04 AM

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ashen spire Apr 28, 2026, 10:12 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 28, 2026, 10:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@lyric lantern, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @ashen spire, @pastel timber, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, and @drowsy hull
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@lyric lantern went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @lyric lantern died.

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@amber ermine got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@tranquil wyvern eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@ashen spire was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @ashen spire died.

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@oblique lantern accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @fiery belfry. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@drowsy hull wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@fiery belfry walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@pastel timber tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@long vine started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@drowsy hull stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@drowsy hull got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @drowsy hull died.

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@tranquil wyvern poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@long vine found the Last Prism. Then @fiery belfry found another one, meaning that @long vine's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@tranquil wyvern touched @fiery belfry's gun without permission. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@fiery belfry had the high ground, but @pastel timber just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @fiery belfry toppling to their doom. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @drowsy hull
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @lyric lantern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 28, 2026, 10:37 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 28, 2026, 10:45 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 28, 2026, 10:57 AM

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sullen cove Apr 28, 2026, 10:59 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 28, 2026, 11:12 AM

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long vine Apr 28, 2026, 11:16 AM

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azure sundial Apr 28, 2026, 11:16 AM

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drowsy hull Apr 28, 2026, 11:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:16 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

toxic cipher Apr 28, 2026, 11:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:21 AM

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@toxic cipher, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

marble socket Apr 28, 2026, 11:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:26 AM

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@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

proper wedge Apr 28, 2026, 11:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:30 AM

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@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@marble socket, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @toxic cipher, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @pastel timber, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @sullen cove, @livid shuttle, and @drowsy hull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sullen cove wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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Poor @proper wedge. @proper wedge keeps getting pinged over and over again. @proper wedge is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @proper wedge. @proper wedge. @proper wedge.

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@azure sundial mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@oblique lantern used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin aimed a spinning toy at @fiery belfry, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@waxen marlin sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @waxen marlin died.

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@toxic cipher rescued @sullen cove from drowning, but in reverse. @sullen cove died.

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@long vine wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@drowsy hull got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@livid shuttle lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @livid shuttle died.

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@drowsy hull tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @drowsy hull died.

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@long vine was infected by a zombie virus. @long vine died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@proper wedge had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @proper wedge died.

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@toxic cipher read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @toxic cipher died.

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@azure sundial tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @azure sundial died.

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@marble socket tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @marble socket died.

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@long vine played Frisbee with @fiery belfry using a Light Disc, but @fiery belfry unfortunately didn't have five hands. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@long vine brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@tranquil wyvern comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@tranquil wyvern thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@tranquil wyvern transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine chased @pastel timber with their Night's Edge. @pastel timber tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @long vine. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 6th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @toxic cipher
100 points go to 8th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Apr 28, 2026, 11:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:40 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber Apr 28, 2026, 11:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:40 AM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 28, 2026, 11:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:43 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 28, 2026, 11:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:50 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 28, 2026, 11:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:53 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

orchid tulip Apr 28, 2026, 12:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 12:06 PM

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@orchid tulip, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 28, 2026, 12:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 12:20 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 28, 2026, 12:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 12:20 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

half magnet Apr 28, 2026, 12:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 12:22 PM

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@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

toxic cipher Apr 28, 2026, 12:24 PM

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Bb!register

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 12:24 PM

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@toxic cipher, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

uneven grove Apr 28, 2026, 12:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 12:24 PM

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@uneven grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dim sphinx Apr 28, 2026, 12:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 28, 2026, 12:25 PM

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@dim sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @toxic cipher, @long vine, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @orchid tulip, @uneven grove, and @dim sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@half magnet tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @half magnet died.

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@amber ermine asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin sat on a wall. @waxen marlin had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @waxen marlin together again. @waxen marlin died.

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@orchid tulip tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @orchid tulip died.