#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 209

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 6:39 PM

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@tranquil wyvern drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@jolly swift dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@steel sentinel recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @steel sentinel concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@raw moss did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@iron cairn soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @iron cairn dyed.

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@iron cairn was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@carmine cairn drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@raw moss wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@steel sentinel stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @steel sentinel's ego received a small boost.

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@tranquil wyvern was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@steel sentinel found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@carmine cairn released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @carmine cairn, but it was very satisfying.

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@raw moss somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @raw moss's chests for the rest of its life.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tranquil wyvern randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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The Wizard showed @iron cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@iron cairn was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss used their embezzled funds to shred through @tranquil wyvern with a Coin Gun. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@raw moss lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@steel sentinel went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@steel sentinel's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @simple robin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Apr 25, 2026, 6:42 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 25, 2026, 6:46 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 25, 2026, 6:48 PM

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raw moss Apr 25, 2026, 6:54 PM

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wet merlin Apr 25, 2026, 7:02 PM

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urban fog Apr 25, 2026, 7:02 PM

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sonic dew Apr 25, 2026, 7:04 PM

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wintry trellis Apr 25, 2026, 7:06 PM

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half magnet Apr 25, 2026, 7:15 PM

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iron cairn Apr 25, 2026, 7:17 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 25, 2026, 7:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 7:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @wintry trellis, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, @sonic dew, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@jolly swift traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @jolly swift did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @jolly swift died.

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@wintry trellis played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @wintry trellis died.

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@wanton anvil was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @wanton anvil died.

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@half magnet tried to set up a campfire, but @raw moss drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@steel sentinel tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @steel sentinel decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @half magnet into fertilizer. @half magnet died.

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@urban fog gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @urban fog died.

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@sonic dew shot their Gatligator to the left of @livid shuttle just to scare them. @livid shuttle heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@wet merlin tied up @steel sentinel and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @steel sentinel to die. However, @steel sentinel managed to escape from their bonds.

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@sonic dew was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @sonic dew died.

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@wet merlin woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @raw moss found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @wet merlin with bug spray. @wet merlin died.

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@iron cairn got quantum-entangled with @carmine cairn, and used this opportunity to force @carmine cairn to pick their own nose.

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@iron cairn's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @iron cairn! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@steel sentinel was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@raw moss started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@carmine cairn invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@steel sentinel accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @steel sentinel allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@iron cairn managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@carmine cairn, @raw moss, and @steel sentinel raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@iron cairn started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@carmine cairn accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @carmine cairn.

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@steel sentinel walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@raw moss was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@carmine cairn and @iron cairn found themselves falling from a considerable height. @carmine cairn landed in a pool of water. @iron cairn did not. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@carmine cairn literally can't even. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@steel sentinel started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@steel sentinel touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@raw moss was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@steel sentinel took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @sonic dew
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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exotic saddle Apr 25, 2026, 7:45 PM

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glacial totem Apr 25, 2026, 7:47 PM

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half magnet Apr 25, 2026, 7:48 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 25, 2026, 7:50 PM

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tiny timber Apr 25, 2026, 7:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 25, 2026, 8:00 PM

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upbeat pebble Apr 25, 2026, 8:12 PM

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dusty holly Apr 25, 2026, 8:13 PM

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raw moss Apr 25, 2026, 8:15 PM

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urban fog Apr 25, 2026, 8:21 PM

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iron cairn Apr 25, 2026, 8:23 PM

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hexed notch Apr 25, 2026, 8:25 PM

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devout dew Apr 25, 2026, 8:27 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 25, 2026, 8:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 8:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @devout dew, @iron cairn, @tiny timber, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @dusty holly, and @upbeat pebble
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@upbeat pebble found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@glacial totem tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn loves @dusty holly to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @carmine cairn died.

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@tiny timber was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @tiny timber died.

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@hexed notch crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @half magnet. @half magnet died.

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@iron cairn tried to attack @raw moss with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@steel sentinel tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@steel sentinel opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@raw moss and @urban fog swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@exotic saddle tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @exotic saddle died.

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@devout dew thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@hexed notch escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@dusty holly tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @dusty holly didn't know that.

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@urban fog got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @iron cairn and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@steel sentinel's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@dusty holly used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @dusty holly died.

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@upbeat pebble thought they assassinated @devout dew, but it was just @upbeat pebble in disguise. Huh? @upbeat pebble died.

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@raw moss told @hexed notch a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@devout dew was cornered by @steel sentinel, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@raw moss and @tranquil wyvern were about to face off, but @raw moss had to run off to the restroom first.

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@hexed notch drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@iron cairn went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@raw moss drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@tranquil wyvern was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel opportunistically attacked @hexed notch with a Yellow Phasesaber while their cell phone was ringing. @hexed notch died.

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@devout dew spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@iron cairn tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@steel sentinel placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a The Undertaker.

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@raw moss invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @devout dew, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @devout dew died.

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@iron cairn was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss complained to @steel sentinel that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @raw moss responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@steel sentinel was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@raw moss tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@steel sentinel blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @steel sentinel's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@raw moss brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @devout dew
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @upbeat pebble
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Apr 25, 2026, 8:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 8:51 PM

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iron cairn Apr 25, 2026, 8:55 PM

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proud lava Apr 25, 2026, 9:00 PM

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raw moss Apr 25, 2026, 9:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 9:04 PM

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clever wren Apr 25, 2026, 9:06 PM

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full path Apr 25, 2026, 9:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 9:09 PM

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quick pebble Apr 25, 2026, 9:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 9:16 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 25, 2026, 9:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 9:19 PM

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shell mantle Apr 25, 2026, 9:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 9:21 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

urban fog Apr 25, 2026, 9:35 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 9:35 PM

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glacial totem Apr 25, 2026, 10:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 10:08 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 25, 2026, 10:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 10:18 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 25, 2026, 10:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 10:20 PM

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weak island Apr 25, 2026, 10:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 10:22 PM

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@weak island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @clever wren, @shell mantle, @proud lava, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @weak island, and @full path
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@glacial totem lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @glacial totem died.

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@wanton anvil was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @iron cairn, go jump off that cliff. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@carmine cairn started barking like a dog while chasing @fiery belfry.

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@clever wren accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @clever wren died.

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@proud lava stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@shell mantle equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @weak island chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @shell mantle's shattered corpse. @shell mantle died.

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@proud lava accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @proud lava died.

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@urban fog dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@fiery belfry tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@raw moss had a wholesome reunion with @quick pebble, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@carmine cairn wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @urban fog into an apple. @urban fog died.

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@full path tried to destroy @weak island by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@fiery belfry found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@weak island was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @weak island died.

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@quick pebble escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@carmine cairn fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@steel sentinel tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@full path tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @full path died.

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@carmine cairn built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@quick pebble invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@quick pebble hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @quick pebble died.

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@raw moss solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@fiery belfry started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @fiery belfry soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss offered to add a gold trim to @carmine cairn's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@steel sentinel wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@carmine cairn ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel handed @raw moss a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @weak island
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @shell mantle

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @wintry trellis, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @clever wren, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @full path
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@urban fog chased @glacial totem with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@wintry trellis learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @wintry trellis died.

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@full path tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @wanton anvil. Apparently, not that many. @wanton anvil died.

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@clever wren found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@deep shuttle decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@quick pebble used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@clever wren pointed a Shotgun at @urban fog and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @clever wren looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @clever wren died.

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@quick pebble took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@urban fog built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @urban fog died.

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@full path invited @steel sentinel to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @full path was mauled by wolves. @full path died.

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@carmine cairn wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@iron cairn shot @deep shuttle to death with a finger gun. @deep shuttle died.

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@quick pebble learned all of @steel sentinel's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@iron cairn walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@steel sentinel went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@iron cairn used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @iron cairn died.

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@quick pebble used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @quick pebble died.

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@carmine cairn traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@carmine cairn pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @steel sentinel.

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@carmine cairn was eaten by a tree. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @clever wren
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

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@glacial totem bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @glacial totem was blown to smithereens. @glacial totem died.

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@iron cairn wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @wanton anvil on a spit. @wanton anvil died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @clever wren accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @clever wren died.

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@fiery belfry saw @exotic saddle standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @exotic saddle died.

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@raw moss forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@urban fog always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @urban fog died.

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@iron cairn cut a specific wire in @full path's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @full path died.

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@lucid dune tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @fiery belfry and @raw moss, who did not approve of gambling.

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@uncut mountain started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@lucid dune ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@lucid dune made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @lucid dune died.

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@uncut mountain got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @uncut mountain died.

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@iron cairn made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@fiery belfry walked up to @iron cairn and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @fiery belfry, that kills people! @iron cairn died.

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@fiery belfry had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @raw moss shot them with an arrow. @fiery belfry died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @uncut mountain
150 points go to 5th place: @lucid dune
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @clever wren
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @long vine, @half magnet, @clever wren, @lucid dune, @uncut mountain, @urban fog, @full path, and @near mortar
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@glacial totem wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@near mortar started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@glacial totem heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @glacial totem died.

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@iron cairn was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @raw moss with its horns. @raw moss died.

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@long vine trapped @urban fog in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @urban fog managed to escape regardless.

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@wanton anvil built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@wanton anvil went down @full path's chimney to deliver presents, but @full path's fireplace was still in use. @wanton anvil died.

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@uncut mountain used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@quick pebble jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@carmine cairn appeared to be taking a group picture of @full path, @uncut mountain, and @iron cairn. @carmine cairn's selfie turned out great!

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@half magnet, @quick pebble, and @clever wren made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@urban fog went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@long vine accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @long vine died.

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@near mortar ran out of bullets while fighting @half magnet, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @half magnet died.

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@quick pebble started blocking @iron cairn's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@uncut mountain considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@carmine cairn felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@full path couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@clever wren tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@clever wren declared war on emus. The emus won. @clever wren died.

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@uncut mountain found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@iron cairn equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@urban fog found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @urban fog headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@urban fog moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@near mortar preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@quick pebble saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@full path wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@quick pebble spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@carmine cairn decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@lucid dune invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@iron cairn took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@full path thought that @near mortar was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@full path toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @full path died.

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@uncut mountain fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@near mortar found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @near mortar died.

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@lucid dune "borrowed" @quick pebble's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @quick pebble's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @lucid dune could return it.

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@iron cairn beat @lucid dune into a pulp with a stale baguette. @lucid dune died.

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@quick pebble just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @uncut mountain found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @uncut mountain was trapped for all eternity. @uncut mountain died.

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@iron cairn used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@quick pebble found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@iron cairn was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @iron cairn died.

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@quick pebble read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @quick pebble died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @quick pebble
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @uncut mountain
150 points go to 5th place: @lucid dune
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @clever wren
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @soft lark, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @sinful mesa, @long vine, @quick pebble, @clever wren, @steel sentinel, @main idol, @uncut mountain, @full path, and @livid shuttle
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@uncut mountain sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@quick pebble was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@main idol built a floating city and named it "England".

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@steel sentinel underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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After @raw moss drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @raw moss died.

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@soft lark programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @soft lark died.

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@full path solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@sinful mesa rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@livid shuttle tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@wanton anvil got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@clever wren managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@long vine started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@quick pebble swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @quick pebble died.

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@clever wren followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @clever wren died.

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@fiery belfry and @wanton anvil had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@uncut mountain found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@steel sentinel visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @steel sentinel thought her hands were more interesting.

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@main idol was dunked on by @sinful mesa. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@full path managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @livid shuttle. Queen Bee died.

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@uncut mountain wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@full path played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@wanton anvil was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@steel sentinel dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @steel sentinel is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@long vine was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@livid shuttle and @sinful mesa relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@fiery belfry performed surgery on a grape.

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@steel sentinel's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@main idol started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@wanton anvil splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @full path observed disapprovingly.

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@livid shuttle, @carmine cairn and @main idol played hot potato with a grenade. @main idol forgot to pass it on. @main idol died.

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@uncut mountain activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @uncut mountain died.

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@fiery belfry joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@sinful mesa invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@livid shuttle was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @livid shuttle died.

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@wanton anvil forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @wanton anvil died.

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@fiery belfry tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @sinful mesa, but they were in broad daylight.

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@full path summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @full path died.

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@fiery belfry sniped @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @fiery belfry, it was opposite day. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@sinful mesa pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @sinful mesa died.

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@carmine cairn and @long vine strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @carmine cairn suggested using cover against them. @long vine recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@carmine cairn struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @long vine was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@long vine decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@long vine felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @sinful mesa
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @full path
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @uncut mountain
100 points go to 9th place: @main idol
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

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@carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @fiery belfry, @wanton anvil, @sinful mesa, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @urban fog, @main idol, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @signal minnow
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@deep shuttle sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @deep shuttle died.

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@wanton anvil started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @wanton anvil died.

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@urban fog thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@livid shuttle suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@sinful mesa theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@signal minnow painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@main idol carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @main idol died.

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@iron cairn wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@full path fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @full path died.

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@signal minnow thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @signal minnow died.

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@sinful mesa tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @sinful mesa died.

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@livid shuttle modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@iron cairn used their Palladium Sword to lop off @fiery belfry's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @iron cairn invented golf. @fiery belfry died.

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@quick pebble found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@livid shuttle asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@livid shuttle went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @livid shuttle decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@quick pebble decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @quick pebble died.

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@iron cairn was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @iron cairn died.

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@carmine cairn used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@livid shuttle finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@livid shuttle wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@livid shuttle sat on a wall. @livid shuttle had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @livid shuttle together again. @livid shuttle died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @sinful mesa
100 points go to 7th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @main idol
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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@carmine cairn, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @pastel timber, @main idol, @full path, @amber python, and @vernal obsidian
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@amber python decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@wanton anvil found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @wanton anvil died.

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@vernal obsidian and @fiery belfry had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@iron cairn wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @quick pebble killed them. @quick pebble died.

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@main idol asked @carmine cairn to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @main idol died.

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@iron cairn ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @full path before they could say "Zoinks!" @full path died.

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@vernal obsidian tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @vernal obsidian died.

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@amber python was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @amber python died.

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@iron cairn finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@pastel timber tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @pastel timber died.

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@fiery belfry was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @fiery belfry died.

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@iron cairn tried to confess their love to @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@carmine cairn drew swords on the ground. @iron cairn started stomping all over them. Furious, @carmine cairn picked one up and stabbed @iron cairn with it.. @iron cairn died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @iron cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @amber python
150 points go to 6th place: @vernal obsidian
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @main idol
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

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@soft lark, @fiery belfry, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @hallow trench, @main idol, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @half atlas
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@hallow trench got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@soft lark made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @soft lark died.

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@urban fog ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @urban fog, @fiery belfry broke their fall with their own body. @fiery belfry died.

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@oblique lantern brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@amber ermine had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@main idol modified @quick pebble's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @quick pebble was never seen again. @quick pebble died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @tranquil wyvern rich and famous.

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@amber ermine was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @amber ermine died.

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@hallow trench had a terrible night. @hallow trench died.

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@main idol woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @main idol died.

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@urban fog used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@pastel timber fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tranquil wyvern, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@waxen marlin fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@livid shuttle asked @half atlas to give them a hand, so @half atlas chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@oblique lantern started riding a Unicorn. @waxen marlin chased @oblique lantern while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@oblique lantern was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @waxen marlin died.

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@pastel timber won in a fight against @livid shuttle by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@half atlas tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @half atlas died.

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@tranquil wyvern was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@pastel timber and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @pastel timber's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@tranquil wyvern found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@pastel timber found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@pastel timber trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@tranquil wyvern tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@tranquil wyvern and @pastel timber played catch with a Paladin. @tranquil wyvern accidentally fumbled a catch. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @half atlas
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @main idol
100 points go to 9th place: @hallow trench
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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oblique lantern Apr 26, 2026, 8:20 AM

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vernal obsidian Apr 26, 2026, 8:21 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @amber ermine, @craggy cargo, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @drowsy hull, @half atlas, and @vernal obsidian
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@rustic coral somehow convinced @amber ermine that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @amber ermine died.

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@oblique lantern couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@vernal obsidian stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@craggy cargo and @waxen marlin were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @craggy cargo, but left @waxen marlin alone because they smelled funny. @craggy cargo died.

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@urban fog cornered @livid shuttle at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @livid shuttle started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@urban fog tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern hadn't seen @hexed notch in a long time, and missed them. @hexed notch aimed a Sniper Rifle at @oblique lantern from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @oblique lantern died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@waxen marlin put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @waxen marlin whole. @waxen marlin died.

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@half atlas went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@drowsy hull found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@vernal obsidian walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@livid shuttle ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @livid shuttle died.

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@rustic coral chased @drowsy hull with their Frostbrand. @drowsy hull tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @rustic coral. @drowsy hull died.

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@vernal obsidian wanted to start a band, and recruited @tranquil wyvern as their keyboard player. @tranquil wyvern showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@half atlas got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @half atlas died.

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@hexed notch and @vernal obsidian had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@vernal obsidian found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @vernal obsidian died.

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@tranquil wyvern started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@hexed notch broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@rustic coral took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @rustic coral died.

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@hexed notch was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@tranquil wyvern started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@hexed notch became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@tranquil wyvern was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @rustic coral
150 points go to 4th place: @vernal obsidian
150 points go to 5th place: @half atlas
150 points go to 6th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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oblique lantern Apr 26, 2026, 8:41 AM

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rustic pollen Apr 26, 2026, 8:50 AM

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hexed notch Apr 26, 2026, 9:11 AM

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stark anvil Apr 26, 2026, 9:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 9:13 AM

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jolly swift Apr 26, 2026, 9:23 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @rustic pollen, @hexed notch, @stark anvil, @rustic coral, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @livid shuttle, and @vernal obsidian
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@vernal obsidian found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@rustic pollen was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@rustic pollen put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@rustic pollen died.

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@urban fog had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @urban fog died.

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@jolly swift found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @oblique lantern, who was out swimming that day. @oblique lantern died.

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@tranquil wyvern was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@rustic coral started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@hexed notch boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@rustic coral tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@pastel timber asked for @jolly swift's autograph. At first, @jolly swift was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@hexed notch almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@vernal obsidian told @tranquil wyvern that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @tranquil wyvern vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@livid shuttle accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @livid shuttle died.

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@stark anvil started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@vernal obsidian walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @vernal obsidian died.

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@jolly swift descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@stark anvil swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @stark anvil died.

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@pastel timber found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@rustic coral dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @rustic coral died.

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@jolly swift was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @jolly swift died.

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@hexed notch was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@tranquil wyvern began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@pastel timber overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@pastel timber took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to get @hexed notch to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hexed notch!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hexed notch
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @rustic coral
150 points go to 6th place: @stark anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @vernal obsidian
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rustic coral Apr 26, 2026, 9:53 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 26, 2026, 9:58 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 26, 2026, 10:05 AM

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hexed notch Apr 26, 2026, 10:20 AM

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warm imp Apr 26, 2026, 10:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 10:21 AM

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lime creek Apr 26, 2026, 10:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 10:24 AM

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jolly swift Apr 26, 2026, 10:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 10:24 AM

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exotic mica Apr 26, 2026, 10:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 10:26 AM

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raw moss Apr 26, 2026, 10:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 10:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @warm imp, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @exotic mica, @rustic coral, @tranquil wyvern, @oblique lantern, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
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@raw moss got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@raw moss used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @raw moss died.

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@exotic mica was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @exotic mica died.

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@lime creek spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@rustic coral accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @rustic coral died.

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@oblique lantern tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @warm imp demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @oblique lantern by two. @oblique lantern died.

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@tranquil wyvern's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tranquil wyvern sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@tranquil wyvern started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@hexed notch ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@livid shuttle chewed some gum. It made @livid shuttle feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@lime creek claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @warm imp was morbidly interested.

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@lime creek murdered @jolly swift with a knife, but it was actually @warm imp in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @lime creek didn't care that much. @warm imp died.

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@tranquil wyvern added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@tranquil wyvern was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @tranquil wyvern suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@lime creek tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @lime creek died.

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@hexed notch was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift popped @tranquil wyvern by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @jolly swift!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @jolly swift
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @warm imp
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic mica
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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warm imp Apr 26, 2026, 10:38 AM

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raw moss Apr 26, 2026, 10:41 AM

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exotic mica Apr 26, 2026, 10:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 26, 2026, 10:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 10:53 AM

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jolly swift Apr 26, 2026, 11:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 11:22 AM

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rustic coral Apr 26, 2026, 11:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 11:28 AM

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rustic coral Apr 26, 2026, 11:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 11:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 12:24 PM

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grand mauve Apr 26, 2026, 12:25 PM

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pastel timber Apr 26, 2026, 12:26 PM

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near mortar Apr 26, 2026, 12:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @grand mauve, @raw moss, @warm imp, @exotic mica, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @pastel timber, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
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@grand mauve was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @grand mauve died.

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@rustic coral found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@pastel timber wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@warm imp tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@warm imp forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @warm imp died.

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@exotic mica summoned a solar eclipse while @tranquil wyvern was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @exotic mica died.

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@jolly swift took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@raw moss spun around in a full circle and shot @rustic coral with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @rustic coral died.

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@tranquil wyvern squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@livid shuttle thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@near mortar overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@near mortar was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @near mortar died.

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@livid shuttle found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@pastel timber searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@livid shuttle was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to save @jolly swift's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @tranquil wyvern died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @pastel timber is now goo. @pastel timber died.

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@jolly swift flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic mica
100 points go to 9th place: @warm imp
100 points go to 10th place: @grand mauve

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 26, 2026, 12:38 PM

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exotic mica Apr 26, 2026, 12:45 PM

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wintry trellis Apr 26, 2026, 12:54 PM

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rustic coral Apr 26, 2026, 12:59 PM

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quick pebble Apr 26, 2026, 1:03 PM

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long vine Apr 26, 2026, 1:06 PM

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static cedar Apr 26, 2026, 1:10 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 26, 2026, 1:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 1:13 PM

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half atlas Apr 26, 2026, 1:16 PM

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pastel timber Apr 26, 2026, 1:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 1:17 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 26, 2026, 1:20 PM

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proper wedge Apr 26, 2026, 1:25 PM

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hexed notch Apr 26, 2026, 1:29 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @wintry trellis, @exotic mica, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @rustic coral, @long vine, @quick pebble, @pastel timber, @static cedar, @livid shuttle, and @half atlas
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wintry trellis fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @wintry trellis died.

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@exotic mica gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @exotic mica died.

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@long vine sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@rustic coral sharpened @long vine's face at a Sharpening Station. @long vine became the sharpest tool in the shed. @long vine died.

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@quick pebble was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @quick pebble died.

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@livid shuttle hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @livid shuttle could pull it to shore.

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@proper wedge was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@static cedar literally impeached @livid shuttle by squashing them under a giant peach. @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel timber put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@hexed notch rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @hexed notch's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@rustic coral comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@rustic coral tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @rustic coral then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @rustic coral died.

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@half atlas drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@tranquil wyvern started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@carmine cairn used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @carmine cairn then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@proper wedge made some Synonym Rolls for @static cedar and @pastel timber. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@tranquil wyvern was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@carmine cairn found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @carmine cairn walked out the door.

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@half atlas took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @hexed notch's Rod of Discord.

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@static cedar tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @static cedar died.

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After years of research, @proper wedge found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @proper wedge died.

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@half atlas used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @half atlas didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @half atlas died.

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@carmine cairn faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@tranquil wyvern felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@tranquil wyvern jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @pastel timber died.

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@hexed notch picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @half atlas
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @static cedar
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic coral
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 26, 2026, 1:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 1:41 PM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 26, 2026, 1:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 1:41 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

main idol Apr 26, 2026, 1:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 1:42 PM

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@main idol, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 26, 2026, 1:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 1:53 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 26, 2026, 1:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 1:57 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

half magnet Apr 26, 2026, 2:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:25 PM

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@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quick pebble Apr 26, 2026, 2:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:25 PM

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

iron cairn Apr 26, 2026, 2:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:28 PM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 26, 2026, 2:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @quick pebble, @pastel timber, @main idol, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@iron cairn found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @quick pebble, @livid shuttle, and @half magnet. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @half magnet died.

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@pastel timber tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@raw moss found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@main idol heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @long vine with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@carmine cairn hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@main idol reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @main idol died.

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@livid shuttle started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@pastel timber called @iron cairn a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @iron cairn died.

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@quick pebble tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @quick pebble died.

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@long vine bragged to @tranquil wyvern about their combat skills. @tranquil wyvern didn't really know @long vine and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@tranquil wyvern challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @pastel timber died.