#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 208

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 3:37 PM

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@raw moss won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@raw moss cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@raw moss's skeleton decided that @raw moss wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @thorny otter
100 points go to 9th place: @cedar sun
100 points go to 10th place: @random badger

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud light Apr 24, 2026, 3:56 PM

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glacial totem Apr 24, 2026, 4:03 PM

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grand mauve Apr 24, 2026, 4:04 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 24, 2026, 4:12 PM

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raw moss Apr 24, 2026, 4:20 PM

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urban fog Apr 24, 2026, 4:22 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 24, 2026, 4:25 PM

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iron cairn Apr 24, 2026, 4:27 PM

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quick pebble Apr 24, 2026, 4:29 PM

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hexed notch Apr 24, 2026, 4:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @grand mauve, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @cedar sun, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @proud light, and @thorny otter
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@glacial totem activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@urban fog drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@glacial totem accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @glacial totem died. @glacial totem died. @glacial totem died. @glacial totem died.

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@quick pebble became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@raw moss met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @raw moss ended up completely fine.

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@thorny otter couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@hexed notch didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @grand mauve's. @grand mauve died.

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@iron cairn told @proud light to bite the dust. In response, @proud light took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@jolly swift launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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Out of boredom, @cedar sun used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@raw moss used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @raw moss died.

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@urban fog hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@iron cairn carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @iron cairn died.

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@jolly swift found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@thorny otter accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@cedar sun found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @cedar sun died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @urban fog was caught in the crossfire. @urban fog died.

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@proud light had a dirty mind. Then @quick pebble sprayed @proud light's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @proud light died.

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@hexed notch held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@thorny otter got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @thorny otter died.

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@quick pebble tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@hexed notch was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @hexed notch dried.

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@tranquil wyvern fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @jolly swift over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@steel sentinel stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@quick pebble fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @quick pebble died.

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@hexed notch wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@steel sentinel opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@carmine cairn received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to explain to @jolly swift that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @jolly swift countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While @hexed notch looked inside a Corruption chasm, @steel sentinel pranked them by pushing them inside. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift obscured @carmine cairn's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @carmine cairn escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@steel sentinel finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @jolly swift caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@carmine cairn constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@jolly swift stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @jolly swift blinked first.

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@jolly swift put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @steel sentinel into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @steel sentinel with two Sniper Rifle shots. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 7th place: @thorny otter
100 points go to 8th place: @proud light
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @cedar sun

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 24, 2026, 4:39 PM

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jolly swift Apr 24, 2026, 4:40 PM

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full path Apr 24, 2026, 4:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 24, 2026, 5:01 PM

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urban fog Apr 24, 2026, 5:09 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 24, 2026, 5:16 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 24, 2026, 5:28 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

quick pebble Apr 24, 2026, 6:03 PM

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signal minnow Apr 24, 2026, 6:04 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 24, 2026, 6:06 PM

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rose kraken Apr 24, 2026, 6:28 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 24, 2026, 6:28 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 24, 2026, 6:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 6:30 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @rose kraken, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@jolly swift tricked @rose kraken into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @rose kraken died.

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@wanton anvil was ordered by @tranquil wyvern to sing a song or be killed. @wanton anvil tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @wanton anvil died.

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@quick pebble fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @quick pebble died.

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@urban fog aimed a spinning toy at @raw moss, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@urban fog was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @urban fog died.

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@signal minnow went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @full path and @exotic saddle summoned the Impending Doom. @signal minnow died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @steel sentinel excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@full path discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @full path died.

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@exotic saddle snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @exotic saddle died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@carmine cairn tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @steel sentinel's head instead. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Apr 24, 2026, 6:39 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 24, 2026, 6:49 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 24, 2026, 7:05 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 24, 2026, 7:08 PM

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sharp raft Apr 24, 2026, 7:16 PM

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full path Apr 24, 2026, 7:25 PM

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sonic dew Apr 24, 2026, 7:28 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

urban fog Apr 24, 2026, 8:04 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 24, 2026, 8:19 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 24, 2026, 8:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @rose kraken, @raw moss, @sharp raft, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, and @sonic dew
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @rose kraken used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @rose kraken died.

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@carmine cairn painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@sharp raft started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@tranquil wyvern joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tranquil wyvern was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@raw moss shot a sand block at @full path with a Sandgun, but @full path managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@sharp raft challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @sharp raft died.

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@wanton anvil told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @wanton anvil died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @urban fog wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@sonic dew had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@exotic saddle unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@carmine cairn tried to steal @raw moss's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@urban fog was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @urban fog died.

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@full path used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @full path died.

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@sonic dew wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @sonic dew turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @sonic dew died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@raw moss was in the middle of taking a shower when @carmine cairn took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@steel sentinel realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sonic dew
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @sharp raft

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 24, 2026, 8:39 PM

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cedar sun Apr 24, 2026, 8:46 PM

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urban fog Apr 24, 2026, 9:06 PM

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sharp raft Apr 24, 2026, 9:18 PM

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random badger Apr 24, 2026, 9:20 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 24, 2026, 9:23 PM

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quick pebble Apr 24, 2026, 9:23 PM

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lucid dune Apr 24, 2026, 9:28 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 24, 2026, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 9:30 PM

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full path Apr 24, 2026, 9:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @sharp raft, @quick pebble, @random badger, @lucid dune, @cedar sun, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @full path
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn and @lucid dune fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @carmine cairn won by breaking @lucid dune's spine. @lucid dune died.

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@quick pebble swung a Ebonwood Sword at @urban fog and missed. However, @urban fog acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @quick pebble to receive a yellow card.

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@cedar sun started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @cedar sun died.

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@full path claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@sharp raft tried to attack @steel sentinel with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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A zombie snuck up on @urban fog and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @urban fog died.

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@full path looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @full path died.

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@quick pebble pickpocketed @random badger, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@random badger triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @random badger died.

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@carmine cairn teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@sharp raft told @quick pebble that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @quick pebble took those words literally and peeled @sharp raft. @sharp raft died.

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@quick pebble went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @quick pebble died.

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@carmine cairn trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @steel sentinel held up their hand. @steel sentinel demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@carmine cairn built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@steel sentinel built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@carmine cairn dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @carmine cairn died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @sharp raft
150 points go to 5th place: @random badger
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @cedar sun
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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@weak island and @steel sentinel found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@wanton anvil drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @wanton anvil died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@lucid dune looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@cedar sun started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @cedar sun died.

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@full path dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@raw moss found a room full of Bunny Banners in @full path's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @full path. @full path died.

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@lethal hatch burned @weak island to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @lethal hatch for reading books. @weak island died.

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@long vine aimed a Last Prism beam at @carmine cairn, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@tranquil wyvern vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss hosted a spelling bee! @long vine had to spell "cat". @steel sentinel had to spell "rain". @sharp raft had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@lethal hatch hid an actuator in @sharp raft's lunch. Later that day, @sharp raft stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @sharp raft died.

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@lucid dune silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @long vine's back, which then integrated itself into @long vine's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@lethal hatch used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @lethal hatch died.

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@raw moss found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@carmine cairn found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@lucid dune's face was scorched off after @steel sentinel took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @lucid dune died.

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@iron cairn went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @iron cairn died.

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@steel sentinel was looking kind of dumb after @raw moss's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @steel sentinel died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @carmine cairn's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@long vine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@raw moss sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@long vine headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@carmine cairn tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@long vine developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@long vine got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 7th place: @lethal hatch
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp raft
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @weak island

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@weak island tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @weak island extremely rich.

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@lucid dune thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@long vine donated all of their organs to those in need. @long vine died.

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@raw moss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @raw moss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@stuck granite was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @stuck granite died.

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@quick pebble failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@urban fog tried to attack @steel sentinel by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @urban fog died.

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@weak island forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @weak island died.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@carmine cairn put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@lucid dune used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@quick pebble created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@fiery belfry got a piggyback ride from @lethal hatch, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @lethal hatch died.

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@steel sentinel was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@raw moss lured @lucid dune into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @lucid dune's dust allergy! @lucid dune died.

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@fiery belfry and @carmine cairn cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @carmine cairn, because @fiery belfry was wearing Frost armor.

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@quick pebble received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @quick pebble died.

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@raw moss spoke softly to @fiery belfry while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@raw moss was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @steel sentinel with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @carmine cairn to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@steel sentinel got burninated by Tim. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 6th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 7th place: @lethal hatch
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @stuck granite

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@half magnet captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@steel sentinel's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@hexed notch was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @raw moss stopped them in time.

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@raw moss climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @raw moss died.

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@iron cairn tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@wanton anvil, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@lucid dune summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@iron lotus tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@wanton anvil's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn attacked @fiery belfry with a Legendary Zenith, but @fiery belfry's pen was mightier. @iron cairn died.

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After @half magnet went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @half magnet died.

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@lucid dune drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @lucid dune died.

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@urban fog wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @urban fog died.

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@fiery belfry crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@steel sentinel became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @steel sentinel died.

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@hexed notch commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@full path gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @full path died.

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@iron lotus started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @iron lotus - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @iron lotus then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@iron lotus made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @iron lotus died.

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@sinful mesa told @hexed notch a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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A pretty fairy led @sinful mesa to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @sinful mesa died.

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@fiery belfry used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @fiery belfry. @fiery belfry died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @sinful mesa
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @iron lotus
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

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@full path was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @full path let them be.

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@glacial totem accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @glacial totem died.

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@urban fog put two forward slashes in front of @raw moss and commented them out of existence. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@lethal hatch learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@wanton anvil tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @wanton anvil's brains. @wanton anvil died.

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@half magnet ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @half magnet died.

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@lucid dune messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@carmine cairn wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@lethal hatch took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @lethal hatch died.

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@urban fog started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@full path developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@amber ermine screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@amber ermine played rock-paper-scissors with @urban fog. @amber ermine played paper. @urban fog played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @amber ermine was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @amber ermine died.

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@full path distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@carmine cairn flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @lucid dune. @lucid dune died.

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There once was a @urban fog who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @urban fog's insides, and all the animals were freed. @urban fog died.

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@full path's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @full path died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @full path
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban fog
150 points go to 4th place: @lucid dune
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @lethal hatch
100 points go to 7th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @lucid dune, @exotic saddle, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, and @amber python
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@long vine hid from @fiery belfry by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@glacial totem couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @glacial totem died.

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@wanton anvil brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @wanton anvil died.

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@urban fog somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@pastel timber used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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Thanks to @long vine's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @livid shuttle's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@lucid dune saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@lucid dune was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @fiery belfry. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @lucid dune died.

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@livid shuttle and @urban fog discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@pastel timber tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@exotic saddle stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @exotic saddle died.

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@livid shuttle explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@urban fog received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @urban fog died.

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@pastel timber had @amber python lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @amber python, this wasn't a magic show. @amber python died.

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@carmine cairn threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@carmine cairn tried to shoot @fiery belfry using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @livid shuttle's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@fiery belfry tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber successfully snuck into @carmine cairn's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @pastel timber died.

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@livid shuttle attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @amber python
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid dune
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Apr 25, 2026, 6:50 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, @half atlas, @thorny otter, and @near mortar
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@glacial totem went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @thorny otter had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @glacial totem died.

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@half atlas and @livid shuttle were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@amber ermine wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@fiery belfry promised to @hexed notch that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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After an intense fight, @half magnet was beaten by @urban fog in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @urban fog told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@carmine cairn went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @carmine cairn died.

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@near mortar was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@half magnet shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @half magnet's face. @half magnet died.

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@amber ermine did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @amber ermine died.

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@thorny otter used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@half atlas tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@livid shuttle broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@fiery belfry used a Medusa Head on @urban fog and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @urban fog died.

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@fiery belfry became convinced that @half atlas was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @half atlas, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@near mortar purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@livid shuttle watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@livid shuttle started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed notch tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Purple Clubberfish instead of a Bug Net.

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@half atlas was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @half atlas died.

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@thorny otter started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @thorny otter suddenly didn't feel so good. @thorny otter died.

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@near mortar tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @near mortar died.

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@hexed notch fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @fiery belfry!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @fiery belfry
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @near mortar
150 points go to 4th place: @thorny otter
150 points go to 5th place: @half atlas
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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half magnet Apr 25, 2026, 7:37 AM

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amber ermine Apr 25, 2026, 7:42 AM

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half atlas Apr 25, 2026, 7:53 AM

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near mortar Apr 25, 2026, 8:24 AM

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hexed notch Apr 25, 2026, 8:27 AM

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honest pine Apr 25, 2026, 8:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@honest pine, @primal socket, @hexed notch, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @forest pond, @livid shuttle, @half atlas, @near mortar, and @thorny otter
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@hexed notch recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@half magnet called @primal socket a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @half magnet died.

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@honest pine climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tranquil wyvern and @livid shuttle.

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@near mortar briefly considered proposing marriage to @amber ermine, but married a bee instead.

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@amber ermine stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@honest pine donned a Martian costume and chased @near mortar in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @near mortar died.

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@thorny otter headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @primal socket had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@thorny otter was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @thorny otter died.

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@primal socket neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @primal socket died.

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@honest pine slammed @hexed notch into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@half atlas threw @forest pond into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @half atlas a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @forest pond died.

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@tranquil wyvern turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@half atlas wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @half atlas died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @honest pine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @honest pine
500 points go to 2nd place: @half atlas
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @forest pond
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @primal socket
100 points go to 7th place: @thorny otter
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 25, 2026, 9:57 AM

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long vine Apr 25, 2026, 10:08 AM

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pastel timber Apr 25, 2026, 10:10 AM

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half atlas Apr 25, 2026, 10:33 AM

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glacial totem Apr 25, 2026, 10:48 AM

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half magnet Apr 25, 2026, 10:54 AM

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hexed notch Apr 25, 2026, 11:21 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 25, 2026, 11:26 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @livid shuttle, and @half atlas
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@amber ermine stole @long vine's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @long vine was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@glacial totem took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @glacial totem died.

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@hexed notch had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@fiery belfry built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @fiery belfry died.

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@livid shuttle shot @half magnet in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @half magnet died.

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@pastel timber insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @amber ermine insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle and @half atlas played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @livid shuttle was the chicken. @half atlas died.

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@raw moss started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@tranquil wyvern was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hexed notch sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @pastel timber died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @long vine's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @long vine died.

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@raw moss invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@raw moss invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @livid shuttle spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@livid shuttle wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @livid shuttle's head. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @half atlas
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 25, 2026, 11:39 AM

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long vine Apr 25, 2026, 11:47 AM

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hexed notch Apr 25, 2026, 12:23 PM

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sharp raft Apr 25, 2026, 12:24 PM

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jolly swift Apr 25, 2026, 12:24 PM

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pastel violet Apr 25, 2026, 12:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @sharp raft, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @quiet matrix, @pastel violet, and @near mortar
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@pastel violet boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @pastel violet died.

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@sharp raft flexed so hard on @near mortar that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @near mortar died.

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@sharp raft was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @sharp raft into the freezing cold water. @sharp raft died.

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@raw moss angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@quiet matrix was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @quiet matrix died.

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@fiery belfry pumped @jolly swift full of lead. No one was hurt, but @jolly swift's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@long vine snuck up behind @fiery belfry, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @long vine decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@pastel timber crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@tranquil wyvern tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@raw moss purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @raw moss ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@jolly swift looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@hexed notch skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @hexed notch died.

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@fiery belfry got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@raw moss summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@raw moss told @long vine to step off their carpet, which they did. @raw moss proceeded to murder @long vine, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @jolly swift died.

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@pastel timber saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @quiet matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp raft
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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jolly swift Apr 25, 2026, 12:39 PM

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long vine Apr 25, 2026, 1:30 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 25, 2026, 2:30 PM

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There are 19 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @devout dew, @wanton anvil, @quick pebble, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @long vine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @deep schooner, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, @thorny otter, and @sonic dew
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@jolly swift didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @jolly swift died.

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@long vine and @half magnet set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@raw moss stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @raw moss died.

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@wanton anvil summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @wanton anvil died.

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@pastel timber started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @near mortar and @tranquil wyvern out.

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@quick pebble saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @quick pebble died.

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@steel sentinel donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@half magnet accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @half magnet died.

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@proper wedge felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @hexed notch took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@pastel timber was vehicularly manslaughtered by @urban fog's minecart. @pastel timber died.

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@proper wedge couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@urban fog angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @urban fog's floating house. @urban fog died.

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@deep schooner equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @deep schooner died.

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@sonic dew managed to kill @livid shuttle by doing absolutely nothing. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed notch found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @tranquil wyvern to check it out. @tranquil wyvern decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@long vine tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@near mortar tried to throw a Obsidian Swordfish at @thorny otter before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@near mortar obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @near mortar never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@steel sentinel tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@near mortar was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @near mortar died.

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@thorny otter challenged @hexed notch to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @hexed notch's turn to win. @thorny otter died.

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@carmine cairn and @sonic dew started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @carmine cairn took out their actual shotgun. @sonic dew died.

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@proper wedge accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @proper wedge died.

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@hexed notch wished for the ability to fly. @devout dew granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @tranquil wyvern was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@devout dew tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @devout dew died.

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@long vine relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@steel sentinel found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn talked with @steel sentinel about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@carmine cairn was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@steel sentinel tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@steel sentinel refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@carmine cairn was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @devout dew
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @sonic dew
100 points go to 9th place: @thorny otter
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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thorny otter Apr 25, 2026, 2:39 PM

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jolly swift Apr 25, 2026, 2:41 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 25, 2026, 2:47 PM

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half magnet Apr 25, 2026, 2:51 PM

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long vine Apr 25, 2026, 2:56 PM

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raw moss Apr 25, 2026, 3:04 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 25, 2026, 3:16 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 25, 2026, 3:25 PM

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iron cairn Apr 25, 2026, 3:25 PM

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proper wedge Apr 25, 2026, 3:25 PM

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vivid cedar Apr 25, 2026, 3:25 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @half magnet, @proper wedge, @vivid cedar, @steel sentinel, and @thorny otter
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@half magnet went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @half magnet died.

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@vivid cedar rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @vivid cedar died.

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@thorny otter burst with happiness, quite literally. @thorny otter died.

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@hexed notch made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@carmine cairn swung a Gold Broadsword at @raw moss, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@raw moss drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tranquil wyvern mopped @raw moss up with a tissue. @raw moss died.

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@proper wedge woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @proper wedge died.

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@iron cairn challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @iron cairn died.

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@long vine finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@hexed notch found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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Hey @hexed notch, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @hexed notch died.

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Poor @jolly swift. @jolly swift keeps getting pinged over and over again. @jolly swift is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @jolly swift. @jolly swift. @jolly swift.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@tranquil wyvern became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@jolly swift was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@carmine cairn tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@steel sentinel tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@long vine used an Inferno Fork to eat. @tranquil wyvern thought they didn't notice, but @long vine just really likes spicy food.

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@steel sentinel found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@jolly swift went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@jolly swift wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @steel sentinel wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @jolly swift killed the Traveling Merchant first. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw @long vine trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @tranquil wyvern is calling the police!

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@tranquil wyvern got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @long vine. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel bashed @carmine cairn in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@tranquil wyvern was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@tranquil wyvern found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @thorny otter

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long vine Apr 25, 2026, 3:40 PM

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simple robin Apr 25, 2026, 4:00 PM

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jolly swift Apr 25, 2026, 4:06 PM

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raw moss Apr 25, 2026, 4:13 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 25, 2026, 4:28 PM

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iron cairn Apr 25, 2026, 4:29 PM

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hexed notch Apr 25, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @simple robin, and @thorny otter
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@steel sentinel started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @wanton anvil farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @wanton anvil died.

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@tranquil wyvern was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@long vine's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @long vine died.

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@hexed notch searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@simple robin blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @simple robin died.

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@jolly swift shot @raw moss with a Water Gun. @raw moss shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@thorny otter trapped @hexed notch in a maze, but while they were taunting @hexed notch, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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While exploring the Jungle, @thorny otter needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @thorny otter. @thorny otter died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@steel sentinel and @jolly swift had a very merry unbirthday party together. @iron cairn found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@hexed notch declared that 64 was their favorite number. @raw moss wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @hexed notch by stabbing them 64 times. @hexed notch died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @tranquil wyvern was the trumpet, @raw moss was the clarinetist, @jolly swift was the drummer, and @iron cairn was the drum. @iron cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @tranquil wyvern's skull. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @raw moss. @jolly swift died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @steel sentinel being mercilessly tickled by @raw moss.

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@raw moss walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @thorny otter
100 points go to 8th place: @simple robin
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Apr 25, 2026, 4:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 4:38 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 25, 2026, 4:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 4:47 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil Apr 25, 2026, 4:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 4:51 PM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Apr 25, 2026, 5:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 5:22 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

raw moss Apr 25, 2026, 5:34 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 5:34 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 25, 2026, 5:36 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 5:36 PM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 25, 2026, 5:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 5:40 PM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sinful mesa Apr 25, 2026, 5:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 5:41 PM

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@sinful mesa, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet merlin Apr 25, 2026, 5:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 5:41 PM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quick pebble Apr 25, 2026, 5:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 5:43 PM

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Apr 25, 2026, 5:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 5:48 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

simple robin Apr 25, 2026, 5:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 5:59 PM

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@simple robin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 25, 2026, 6:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 6:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

iron cairn Apr 25, 2026, 6:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 25, 2026, 6:28 PM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @sinful mesa, @iron cairn, @long vine, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @simple robin, @livid shuttle, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@jolly swift learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@sinful mesa tried to deal a finishing blow to @steel sentinel, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@wanton anvil accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @wanton anvil died.

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@raw moss told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn.

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@exotic saddle contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@sinful mesa ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @sinful mesa died.

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@iron cairn fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@livid shuttle asked @quick pebble if they "knew the way". @quick pebble didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@long vine brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@wet merlin tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@urban fog combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@raw moss stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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While sitting on a bench together with @urban fog, @long vine leaned away and farted.

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@carmine cairn tried attacking @iron cairn, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@tranquil wyvern stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@quick pebble hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @jolly swift's house. @jolly swift started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@long vine took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @long vine died.

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@quick pebble started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @quick pebble died.

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@livid shuttle drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @wet merlin was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@simple robin and @exotic saddle were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @simple robin played solitaire. @exotic saddle stood behind them and watched.

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@exotic saddle iwwegawy owoed to @raw moss and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @urban fog died.

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@steel sentinel attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@tranquil wyvern hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@simple robin saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @simple robin died.

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@carmine cairn tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @carmine cairn is now bald.

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@jolly swift was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@wet merlin took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@livid shuttle constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @steel sentinel by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @livid shuttle's positioning was a bit off. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@raw moss tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@carmine cairn left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@iron cairn made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@jolly swift began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@jolly swift invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@steel sentinel found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@wet merlin was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @wet merlin died.

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@raw moss invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@carmine cairn was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @carmine cairn lived.

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@iron cairn tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.