#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 207

gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:50 PM

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pastel timber Apr 23, 2026, 4:09 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 23, 2026, 4:23 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 23, 2026, 4:24 PM

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hexed notch Apr 23, 2026, 4:24 PM

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full path Apr 23, 2026, 4:24 PM

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velvet dune Apr 23, 2026, 4:27 PM

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onyx trellis Apr 23, 2026, 4:27 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @devout dew, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @velvet dune, @steel sentinel, @onyx trellis, @full path, @waxen marlin, @near mortar, and @sonic dew
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wanton anvil tried to high-five @waxen marlin, but @waxen marlin went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@full path tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@steel sentinel eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@tranquil wyvern wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @devout dew killed them. @devout dew died.

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@velvet dune took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@sonic dew summoned the Old One's Army while @waxen marlin was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @waxen marlin died.

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@pastel timber played Frisbee with @near mortar using a Light Disc, but @near mortar unfortunately didn't have five hands. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn was building a nice house. @pastel timber asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @carmine cairn just looked confused.

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@wanton anvil and @full path had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@velvet dune didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @sonic dew's. @sonic dew died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@wanton anvil was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @wanton anvil died.

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@steel sentinel thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@pastel timber grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@carmine cairn overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@hexed notch built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@steel sentinel sang a song to try to impress @full path, @onyx trellis, and @velvet dune. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@tranquil wyvern befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@hexed notch built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@pastel timber decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@tranquil wyvern used an Inferno Fork to eat. @full path thought they didn't notice, but @tranquil wyvern just really likes spicy food.

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@carmine cairn huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @velvet dune also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@onyx trellis accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@onyx trellis equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @onyx trellis died.

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@full path traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@carmine cairn found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@tranquil wyvern watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@steel sentinel put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@velvet dune reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @pastel timber in a Fish costume.

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@full path angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @full path died.

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@carmine cairn preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@pastel timber ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@velvet dune started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @velvet dune is still slurping that noodle.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@steel sentinel ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@hexed notch purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@velvet dune tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @velvet dune died.

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@tranquil wyvern got impaled by Mourning Wood. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hexed notch got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@pastel timber drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @pastel timber died.

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@steel sentinel chased @carmine cairn with their Tungsten Shortsword. @carmine cairn tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @steel sentinel. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @full path
100 points go to 8th place: @onyx trellis
100 points go to 9th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @sonic dew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 23, 2026, 4:41 PM

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full path Apr 23, 2026, 4:41 PM

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waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 4:49 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 23, 2026, 4:59 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 23, 2026, 5:16 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 23, 2026, 5:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 5:17 PM

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amber ermine Apr 23, 2026, 5:22 PM

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jolly swift Apr 23, 2026, 5:29 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 23, 2026, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 5:30 PM

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cedar sun Apr 23, 2026, 5:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 5:31 PM

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iron cairn Apr 23, 2026, 5:45 PM

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random badger Apr 23, 2026, 5:46 PM

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urban fog Apr 23, 2026, 5:47 PM

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quick pebble Apr 23, 2026, 5:56 PM

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subtle gorge Apr 23, 2026, 6:04 PM

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sonic dew Apr 23, 2026, 6:27 PM

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raw moss Apr 23, 2026, 6:29 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @random badger, @amber ermine, @cedar sun, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, @waxen marlin, and @sonic dew
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The fighting begins again!

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@jolly swift finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@carmine cairn tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @carmine cairn died.

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@urban fog drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@amber ermine felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@wanton anvil ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @wanton anvil died.

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@pastel timber created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @quick pebble got too close while watching. @quick pebble died.

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@random badger and @tranquil wyvern had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@random badger was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @random badger died.

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@waxen marlin decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@cedar sun spoke softly to @amber ermine while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@urban fog went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @urban fog died.

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@steel sentinel started riding a Unicorn. @sonic dew chased @steel sentinel while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@full path thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @full path died.

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@waxen marlin, @iron cairn, and @pastel timber worked on a group project, but it looked like @waxen marlin was doing most of the work.

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@tranquil wyvern claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@raw moss was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@subtle gorge teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@subtle gorge accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @subtle gorge.

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@waxen marlin summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @waxen marlin died.

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@sonic dew tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @sonic dew keeled over from a heart attack. @sonic dew died.

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@steel sentinel started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @steel sentinel decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@jolly swift trapped @tranquil wyvern in a maze, but while they were taunting @tranquil wyvern, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@pastel timber fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@cedar sun wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@cedar sun ran with scissors. @cedar sun died.

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@tranquil wyvern called @raw moss a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@subtle gorge was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @subtle gorge died.

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@steel sentinel started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @jolly swift and @pastel timber out.

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@iron cairn saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @iron cairn died.

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Rumors started spreading that @jolly swift was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @jolly swift.

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@jolly swift followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @jolly swift died.

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While @pastel timber looked inside a Corruption chasm, @steel sentinel pranked them by pushing them inside. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @cedar sun
100 points go to 9th place: @sonic dew
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 23, 2026, 6:39 PM

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cedar sun Apr 23, 2026, 6:40 PM

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iron cairn Apr 23, 2026, 6:40 PM

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rose kraken Apr 23, 2026, 6:41 PM

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subtle gorge Apr 23, 2026, 6:41 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 23, 2026, 6:41 PM

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urban fog Apr 23, 2026, 6:58 PM

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grizzled canopy Apr 23, 2026, 7:05 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 23, 2026, 7:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:06 PM

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proud light Apr 23, 2026, 7:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@rose kraken, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @cedar sun, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @proud light, and @grizzled canopy
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@rose kraken was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @rose kraken died.

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@subtle gorge dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @cedar sun, but @cedar sun simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @subtle gorge died.

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@urban fog looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@cedar sun was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @cedar sun died.

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@urban fog heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @urban fog died.

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@iron cairn "borrowed" @steel sentinel's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @steel sentinel's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @iron cairn could return it.

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@raw moss watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@proud light threw a Stink Potion at @iron cairn. @iron cairn threw a Toxic Flask right back. @proud light died.

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@steel sentinel tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@raw moss constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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A pretty fairy led @grizzled canopy to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @grizzled canopy died.

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@iron cairn modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@steel sentinel put two forward slashes in front of @tranquil wyvern and commented them out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@iron cairn tried to save @steel sentinel's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @iron cairn died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @iron cairn died.

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@steel sentinel climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled canopy
150 points go to 6th place: @proud light
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @cedar sun
100 points go to 9th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 10th place: @rose kraken

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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iron cairn Apr 23, 2026, 7:38 PM

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raw moss Apr 23, 2026, 7:40 PM

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sonic dew Apr 23, 2026, 7:49 PM

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cedar sun Apr 23, 2026, 8:02 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 23, 2026, 8:07 PM

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deep schooner Apr 23, 2026, 8:20 PM

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full path Apr 23, 2026, 8:20 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

quick pebble Apr 23, 2026, 8:34 PM

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proud lava Apr 23, 2026, 8:42 PM

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urban fog Apr 23, 2026, 8:58 PM

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waxen marlin Apr 23, 2026, 9:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 9:00 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 23, 2026, 9:01 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 23, 2026, 9:06 PM

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long vine Apr 23, 2026, 9:21 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 23, 2026, 9:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 23, 2026, 9:23 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @cedar sun, @proud lava, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @full path, @waxen marlin, @deep schooner, and @sonic dew
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@quick pebble woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @full path found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @quick pebble with bug spray. @quick pebble died.

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@exotic saddle was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @exotic saddle died.

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@cedar sun was playing hide and seek with @steel sentinel and @urban fog, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @cedar sun died.

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@proud lava took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @proud lava died.

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@urban fog didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@wanton anvil's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Fiery Greatsword was nice and clean, but their Daedalus Stormbow's string broke, and their Staff of Earth cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@iron cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@sonic dew sacrificed @waxen marlin by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @waxen marlin died.

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@long vine and @wanton anvil were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@deep schooner challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @deep schooner died.

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@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@full path tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @full path died.

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@sonic dew got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@steel sentinel slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @wanton anvil's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @wanton anvil died.

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@sonic dew touched @carmine cairn's gun without permission. @sonic dew died.

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@raw moss was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@iron cairn recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@iron cairn watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@iron cairn burst with happiness, quite literally. @iron cairn died.

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@carmine cairn tricked @long vine into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @long vine died.

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@raw moss stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@steel sentinel hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@carmine cairn felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@raw moss splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @carmine cairn observed disapprovingly.

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@steel sentinel invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@steel sentinel took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @sonic dew
100 points go to 7th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @deep schooner
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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There are 13 players remaining.
@deep shuttle, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @long vine, @silk schooner, @cedar sun, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @proud light, @full path, and @deep schooner
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@urban fog discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@wanton anvil donated all of their organs to those in need. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @iron cairn died.

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@cedar sun built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @cedar sun died.

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@urban fog was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @urban fog died.

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@deep schooner threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@long vine suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@proud light tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @proud light died.

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@raw moss somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@full path embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @full path tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @full path died.

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@deep schooner fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @deep schooner died.

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@raw moss found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@quick pebble found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@deep shuttle tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @deep shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel trapped @raw moss in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @raw moss managed to escape regardless.

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@silk schooner fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @silk schooner died.

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@quick pebble woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @quick pebble died.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@raw moss ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @steel sentinel knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@raw moss was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@steel sentinel had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@raw moss found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@steel sentinel claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@steel sentinel tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@raw moss snuck up behind @steel sentinel, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @raw moss decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@raw moss picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @deep schooner
100 points go to 8th place: @full path
100 points go to 9th place: @proud light
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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raw moss Apr 23, 2026, 10:38 PM

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iron cairn Apr 23, 2026, 11:15 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 23, 2026, 11:26 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @tardy steppe, @subtle gorge, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quick pebble, @half magnet, @long vine, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @warm root, @full path, @deep schooner, and @livid shuttle
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@tardy steppe jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@carmine cairn was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @carmine cairn died.

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@deep schooner rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @deep schooner with unnecessary advice.

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@livid shuttle tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@half magnet caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @half magnet died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @urban fog accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @urban fog died.

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@steel sentinel managed to kill @warm root by doing absolutely nothing. @warm root died.

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@quick pebble searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@iron cairn accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @full path's eye sockets. @full path died.

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@subtle gorge saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@steel sentinel drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@quick pebble accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@livid shuttle was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@iron cairn, @wanton anvil, @subtle gorge, @tardy steppe, @deep schooner, @long vine, @raw moss, and @steel sentinel decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @deep schooner. @deep schooner died.

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@quick pebble hid from @livid shuttle by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@wanton anvil and @raw moss discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@tardy steppe got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@subtle gorge pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @long vine.

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@livid shuttle accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @livid shuttle died.

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@wanton anvil practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @wanton anvil died.

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@tardy steppe walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @tardy steppe died.

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@iron cairn tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @iron cairn died.

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@subtle gorge was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @subtle gorge died.

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@long vine tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@steel sentinel thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@raw moss was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@long vine and @steel sentinel had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @quick pebble sped up the process by stabbing @long vine. @long vine died.

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@raw moss threw @quick pebble into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @raw moss a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @quick pebble died.

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@steel sentinel did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @raw moss, who happened to be watching. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @tardy steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @deep schooner

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steel sentinel Apr 24, 2026, 12:58 AM

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wanton anvil Apr 24, 2026, 1:34 AM

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full path Apr 24, 2026, 1:47 AM

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quick pebble Apr 24, 2026, 2:21 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 24, 2026, 2:24 AM

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signal minnow Apr 24, 2026, 2:25 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @long vine, @quick pebble, @main idol, @steel sentinel, @full path, @weak island, @deep schooner, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @signal minnow
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@wanton anvil found some soup in their fly.

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@wanton anvil put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @wanton anvil died.

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@quick pebble's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @quick pebble died.

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@steel sentinel followed @main idol into the jungle. @steel sentinel started looking left, right and center for @main idol, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@near mortar argued with @iron cairn about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@deep schooner climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @raw moss and @signal minnow.

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@main idol jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @main idol died.

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@full path held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@full path and @weak island were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @full path fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @full path died.

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@weak island's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @weak island died.

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@deep schooner heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @deep schooner died.

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@long vine joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @long vine was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@near mortar hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @signal minnow's house. @signal minnow started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@raw moss picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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There was a snake in @near mortar's boot! @near mortar died.

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@iron cairn smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@steel sentinel used their Excalibur to lop off @signal minnow's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @steel sentinel invented golf. @signal minnow died.

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@raw moss promised @livid shuttle that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @livid shuttle died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@long vine stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@iron cairn tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @iron cairn died.

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@raw moss tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@carmine cairn ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @long vine before they could say "Zoinks!" @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @carmine cairn had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @deep schooner
100 points go to 10th place: @weak island

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @wanton anvil, @clever sundial, @iron cairn, @long vine, @half magnet, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full path, and @weak island
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@proud lava suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@wanton anvil somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @wanton anvil died.

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@weak island and @clever sundial set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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While exploring a swamp, @urban fog caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@iron cairn dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@long vine went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@full path threw @half magnet in the washing machine and turned it on. @half magnet died.

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@clever sundial sharpened @proud lava's face at a Sharpening Station. @proud lava became the sharpest tool in the shed. @proud lava died.

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@steel sentinel was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@weak island fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@iron cairn stole @carmine cairn's lemons. @carmine cairn got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @iron cairn's house down.

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@clever sundial wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@steel sentinel entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@carmine cairn tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@urban fog and @weak island were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @urban fog, but left @weak island alone because they smelled funny. @urban fog died.

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@iron cairn was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@full path found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @full path died.

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@steel sentinel overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@iron cairn drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@weak island walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @weak island died.

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@clever sundial got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @clever sundial died.

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@carmine cairn flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@steel sentinel thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@iron cairn kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @iron cairn red. @iron cairn died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @carmine cairn's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @clever sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @weak island
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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long vine Apr 24, 2026, 3:40 AM

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urban fog Apr 24, 2026, 4:01 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 24, 2026, 4:24 AM

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near mortar Apr 24, 2026, 5:17 AM

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hexed notch Apr 24, 2026, 5:24 AM

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amber ermine Apr 24, 2026, 5:26 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @sinful mesa, @long vine, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @full path, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
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@urban fog suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@wanton anvil tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @wanton anvil died.

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@half magnet used the power of Flex Tape to stick @sinful mesa in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @sinful mesa's suffering to a swift end. @sinful mesa died.

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@half magnet tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @half magnet died.

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@amber ermine went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @hexed notch caught them in time.

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@carmine cairn didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @exotic saddle, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @urban fog decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@near mortar decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@livid shuttle began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@urban fog was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @urban fog died.

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@full path became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @long vine had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @full path's suffering. @full path died.

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@near mortar didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @near mortar died.

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@livid shuttle looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@carmine cairn invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@hexed notch started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@long vine knocked furiously on @hexed notch's door while holding an axe. @hexed notch shouted, "Who's there?"

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@carmine cairn opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@livid shuttle accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @carmine cairn was watching. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@hexed notch ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @hexed notch's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @long vine tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @full path
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

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long vine Apr 24, 2026, 5:54 AM

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urban fog Apr 24, 2026, 5:55 AM

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half magnet Apr 24, 2026, 5:58 AM

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hexed notch Apr 24, 2026, 6:01 AM

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azure sundial Apr 24, 2026, 6:02 AM

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shell mantle Apr 24, 2026, 6:36 AM

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devout dew Apr 24, 2026, 6:50 AM

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warm root Apr 24, 2026, 6:52 AM

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amber ermine Apr 24, 2026, 7:21 AM

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pastel timber Apr 24, 2026, 7:27 AM

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iron cairn Apr 24, 2026, 7:29 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @devout dew, @fiery belfry, @iron cairn, @azure sundial, @half magnet, @long vine, @amber ermine, @shell mantle, @pastel timber, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @warm root, @livid shuttle, and @thorny otter
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@long vine performed open heart surgery on @devout dew, even though @devout dew never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @devout dew died.

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@thorny otter tried to stab @half magnet, but @half magnet's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @half magnet died.

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@azure sundial heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@amber ermine opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @amber ermine's neck. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry had a sleepover with @livid shuttle, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@velvet dune's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@urban fog found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @iron cairn's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@warm root had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Paintball Gun. Obviously, this failed.

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@pastel timber tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@shell mantle had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @shell mantle wasn't a pie. @shell mantle died.

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@fiery belfry fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@hexed notch fired their bow at @long vine, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @hexed notch gave up.

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@urban fog found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@velvet dune used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @velvet dune died.

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@pastel timber tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@iron cairn constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@warm root wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@urban fog was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@azure sundial threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @azure sundial unlocked the power of flight!

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@long vine came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@livid shuttle used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@warm root tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @warm root died.

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@livid shuttle suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @livid shuttle died.

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@thorny otter took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@hexed notch reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @fiery belfry in a Fish costume.

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@azure sundial tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @azure sundial's mouth.

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@thorny otter decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @thorny otter died.

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@iron cairn hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @iron cairn died.

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@fiery belfry hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @fiery belfry died.

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@hexed notch practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @hexed notch died.

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@azure sundial trash talked @pastel timber, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @azure sundial suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @azure sundial died.

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@long vine painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@pastel timber spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @thorny otter
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @warm root
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 24, 2026, 7:39 AM

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urban fog Apr 24, 2026, 7:40 AM

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long vine Apr 24, 2026, 7:43 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 24, 2026, 7:43 AM

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main idol Apr 24, 2026, 7:46 AM

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raw moss Apr 24, 2026, 7:47 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 24, 2026, 7:51 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 24, 2026, 8:29 AM

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amber ermine Apr 24, 2026, 8:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 9:30 AM

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proper wedge Apr 24, 2026, 9:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @main idol, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@long vine accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@fiery belfry saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @fiery belfry died.

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@amber ermine got impaled by Mourning Wood. @amber ermine died.

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@proper wedge eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@pastel timber spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @waxen marlin. @pastel timber died.

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@urban fog tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@long vine tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@main idol got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @main idol died.

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@tranquil wyvern found @raw moss sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@livid shuttle tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@waxen marlin tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@proper wedge covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@waxen marlin activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@livid shuttle's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@proper wedge will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@long vine came out of @tranquil wyvern's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@raw moss played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@proper wedge gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @proper wedge died.

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@raw moss tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@tranquil wyvern began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @main idol
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, @amber ermine, @rare ruin, @urban fog, @turbid skiff, and @livid shuttle
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The Demolitionist told @amber ermine that it was a good day to die. @amber ermine thought so too. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @fiery belfry was revived.

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@urban fog dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle had the high ground, but @long vine just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @livid shuttle toppling to their doom. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry ran with scissors. @fiery belfry died.

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@hexed notch didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@rare ruin watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@raw moss made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@tranquil wyvern caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@turbid skiff befriended @remote pumice by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@hexed notch fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@rare ruin practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@turbid skiff drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @turbid skiff died.

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@long vine promised @remote pumice that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @remote pumice died.

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@rare ruin rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @rare ruin with unnecessary advice.

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@rare ruin kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @long vine had had enough, so they scooped @rare ruin to death with an ice cream spoon. @rare ruin died.

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@raw moss let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@long vine received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @rare ruin
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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There are 14 players remaining.
@honest pine, @jolly swift, @marble socket, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud light, @waxen marlin, and @thorny otter
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@azure sundial followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @azure sundial died.

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@amber ermine found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @long vine die

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@proud light emerged from a tree stump and scolded @raw moss for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @raw moss was still holding an axe. @proud light died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @waxen marlin's. @waxen marlin died.

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@thorny otter tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@fiery belfry declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @fiery belfry's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@proper wedge started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@jolly swift drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@thorny otter was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @thorny otter died.

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@honest pine went AFK in their gel farm. @hexed notch set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @honest pine died.

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@long vine marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@proper wedge thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @proper wedge's potions with Red Potions. @proper wedge died.

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@fiery belfry fed @marble socket several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@fiery belfry swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @fiery belfry died.

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@jolly swift picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @raw moss saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@tranquil wyvern stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@marble socket held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@hexed notch got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @hexed notch died.

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@marble socket tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @marble socket died.

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@raw moss used the power of Flex Tape to stick @long vine in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @long vine's suffering to a swift end. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @marble socket
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 10th place: @thorny otter

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@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @livid shuttle, @half atlas, @near mortar, @thorny otter, and @flat needle
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A witch prophesized that @livid shuttle would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@raw moss sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@half atlas, @thorny otter, and @tranquil wyvern worked on a group project, but it looked like @half atlas was doing most of the work.

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@wanton anvil learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @wanton anvil died.

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@flat needle was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@fiery belfry practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @long vine and @carmine cairn got their chainsaws ready.

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@near mortar hid from @livid shuttle after @amber ermine exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@tranquil wyvern patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @half atlas in disguise.

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@thorny otter followed @long vine into the jungle. @thorny otter started looking left, right and center for @long vine, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@amber ermine panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @amber ermine died.

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@half atlas touched @carmine cairn's gun without permission. @half atlas died.

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@flat needle entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@livid shuttle huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@tranquil wyvern started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@thorny otter went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @thorny otter died.

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@long vine visited @flat needle, but no one was home. @long vine felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@raw moss poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@flat needle was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @flat needle died.

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@fiery belfry explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@tranquil wyvern was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @tranquil wyvern barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @tranquil wyvern died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @raw moss was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.

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@long vine trapped @raw moss in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@livid shuttle tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @long vine died.

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The moon hit @raw moss's eye like a big pizza pie. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @flat needle
100 points go to 8th place: @thorny otter
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @half atlas

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @remote pumice, @long vine, @cedar sun, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @thorn imp, @half atlas, and @near mortar
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@raw moss thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @raw moss died.

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@half atlas tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@hexed notch ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@long vine wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@wanton anvil shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @wanton anvil's head. @wanton anvil died.

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@jolly swift thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@steel sentinel adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @near mortar wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @steel sentinel all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@carmine cairn was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@thorn imp found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@remote pumice tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@hexed notch took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@remote pumice killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@steel sentinel disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @long vine, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @long vine died.

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@thorn imp was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @thorn imp died.

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@livid shuttle found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@near mortar managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @near mortar found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @near mortar died.

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@jolly swift lulled @cedar sun into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @cedar sun died.

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@hexed notch was arrested for killing @livid shuttle with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@jolly swift was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @jolly swift died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @half atlas. @half atlas died.

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@hexed notch went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@remote pumice began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@carmine cairn and @hexed notch were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @carmine cairn suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @hexed notch turned around to look. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@remote pumice was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@remote pumice drank sand for 10 hours. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn playfully poked @steel sentinel and laughed. @steel sentinel playfully poked them back with a Solar Eruption. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @half atlas
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @cedar sun
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @thorn imp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Apr 24, 2026, 2:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 2:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 24, 2026, 2:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 2:41 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thorny otter Apr 24, 2026, 2:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 2:42 PM

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@thorny otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cedar sun Apr 24, 2026, 2:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 2:42 PM

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@cedar sun, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 24, 2026, 2:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 2:49 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Apr 24, 2026, 2:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 2:51 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil Apr 24, 2026, 3:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 3:06 PM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

random badger Apr 24, 2026, 3:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 3:21 PM

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@random badger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Apr 24, 2026, 3:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 3:22 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 24, 2026, 3:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 3:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 24, 2026, 3:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 3:26 PM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Apr 24, 2026, 3:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 24, 2026, 3:29 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @random badger, @cedar sun, @steel sentinel, @thorny otter, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wanton anvil saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @wanton anvil died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @amber ermine's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @amber ermine died.

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@random badger was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @random badger died.

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@steel sentinel crafted @cedar sun into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @cedar sun died.

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@hexed notch tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@thorny otter transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @thorny otter died.

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@jolly swift was building a nice house. @tranquil wyvern asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @jolly swift just looked confused.

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@hexed notch and @near mortar were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@carmine cairn made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@near mortar accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@hexed notch's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@steel sentinel was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @steel sentinel died.

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@jolly swift vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@carmine cairn got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".