#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 205

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 2:36 PM

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@pastel timber found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @tranquil wyvern, who silenced @pastel timber by filling their hiding place with water. @pastel timber died.

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@radiant wharf picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @radiant wharf died.

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@iron cairn was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@carmine cairn tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@raw moss opportunistically attacked @hexed notch with a Platinum Shortsword while their cell phone was ringing. @hexed notch died.

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@iron cairn's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @iron cairn died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @carmine cairn allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@tranquil wyvern gave @raw moss a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @raw moss gave @tranquil wyvern a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @radiant wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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iron cairn Apr 21, 2026, 2:38 PM

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amber ermine Apr 21, 2026, 2:38 PM

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raw moss Apr 21, 2026, 2:42 PM

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red oriole Apr 21, 2026, 2:49 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 21, 2026, 2:50 PM

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proud lava Apr 21, 2026, 2:56 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 21, 2026, 3:25 PM

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random badger Apr 21, 2026, 3:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 3:25 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

stray fossil Apr 21, 2026, 3:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 3:30 PM

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half magnet Apr 21, 2026, 3:40 PM

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urban fog Apr 21, 2026, 4:18 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 21, 2026, 4:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 4:19 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 21, 2026, 4:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 4:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @red oriole, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @random badger, @stray fossil, @proud lava, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@red oriole was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @red oriole died.

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@livid shuttle flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @iron cairn. @iron cairn died.

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@half magnet tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @half magnet died.

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@amber ermine went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @stray fossil summoned the Impending Doom. @amber ermine died.

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@random badger began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@steel sentinel made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@random badger got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @random badger, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @random badger died.

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@steel sentinel tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@stray fossil brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @stray fossil died.

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@proud lava was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @urban fog tried putting @proud lava back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @proud lava died.

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@raw moss wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @urban fog's. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@tranquil wyvern obscured @carmine cairn's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @carmine cairn escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@steel sentinel disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @tranquil wyvern, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@carmine cairn started rallying for goblin rights.

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@livid shuttle called @raw moss on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel thought that @raw moss was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@steel sentinel started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@raw moss went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @raw moss's fault.

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@raw moss drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @stray fossil
100 points go to 9th place: @random badger
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hallow canyon Apr 21, 2026, 4:46 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 21, 2026, 4:58 PM

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half magnet Apr 21, 2026, 5:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 21, 2026, 5:17 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 21, 2026, 5:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 5:25 PM

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raw moss Apr 21, 2026, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 5:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

iron cairn Apr 21, 2026, 5:35 PM

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subtle gorge Apr 21, 2026, 6:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 6:09 PM

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random badger Apr 21, 2026, 6:19 PM

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pastel timber Apr 21, 2026, 6:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 6:28 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @random badger, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @hallow canyon, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss cut through @carmine cairn with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @carmine cairn died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @raw moss needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @half magnet saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @hallow canyon stabbed them in the back. @half magnet died.

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@random badger lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @random badger died.

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@iron cairn rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @iron cairn's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@hallow canyon's skeleton decided that @hallow canyon wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @hallow canyon died.

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@steel sentinel fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@livid shuttle suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @livid shuttle died.

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@iron cairn wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @iron cairn turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @iron cairn died.

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@pastel timber encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @pastel timber died.

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@subtle gorge caused @tranquil wyvern to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@tranquil wyvern started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@tranquil wyvern drank sand for 10 hours. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@subtle gorge was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @subtle gorge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @subtle gorge
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @hallow canyon
100 points go to 8th place: @random badger
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hallow canyon Apr 21, 2026, 6:38 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 21, 2026, 6:49 PM

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subtle gorge Apr 21, 2026, 7:15 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 21, 2026, 7:18 PM

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half magnet Apr 21, 2026, 7:24 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 21, 2026, 7:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 7:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

twin pewter Apr 21, 2026, 7:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 7:40 PM

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random badger Apr 21, 2026, 7:44 PM

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urban fog Apr 21, 2026, 8:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 8:30 PM

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grizzled canopy Apr 21, 2026, 8:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @subtle gorge, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @random badger, @urban fog, @hallow canyon, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, and @twin pewter
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@subtle gorge fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @twin pewter, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@steel sentinel got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @steel sentinel wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @steel sentinel was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@subtle gorge tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @subtle gorge died.

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@half magnet tried to attack @carmine cairn by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @half magnet died.

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@random badger cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@urban fog tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@random badger ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @random badger died.

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@hallow canyon received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@urban fog carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @urban fog died.

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Poor @twin pewter. @twin pewter keeps getting pinged over and over again. @twin pewter is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @twin pewter. @twin pewter. @twin pewter.

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@hallow canyon gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @hallow canyon died.

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@grizzled canopy was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @grizzled canopy died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @twin pewter. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @twin pewter died.

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@tranquil wyvern pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@carmine cairn tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @steel sentinel, because @carmine cairn was wearing Frost armor.

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@steel sentinel went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@carmine cairn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@steel sentinel was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @twin pewter
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled canopy
150 points go to 6th place: @hallow canyon
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @random badger
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @subtle gorge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

random badger Apr 21, 2026, 8:38 PM

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urban fog Apr 21, 2026, 8:46 PM

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half magnet Apr 21, 2026, 8:56 PM

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iron cairn Apr 21, 2026, 9:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:01 PM

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forest pond Apr 21, 2026, 9:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:05 PM

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amber python Apr 21, 2026, 9:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:15 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 21, 2026, 9:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:16 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 21, 2026, 9:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:23 PM

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turbid skiff Apr 21, 2026, 9:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:28 PM

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remote pumice Apr 21, 2026, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @remote pumice, @random badger, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @forest pond, @turbid skiff, and @amber python
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice tried to destroy @forest pond by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@urban fog was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@iron cairn was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@random badger tried to deal a finishing blow to @carmine cairn, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@half magnet felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@half magnet triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @half magnet died.

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@steel sentinel squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@amber python tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@remote pumice attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @remote pumice died.

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@random badger was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @steel sentinel. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @random badger died.

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@iron cairn was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @iron cairn die

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@urban fog tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @carmine cairn demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @urban fog by two. @urban fog died.

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@forest pond made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @forest pond died.

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After eating supper together, @turbid skiff betrayed @amber python in exchange for 30 silver coins. @amber python died.

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@turbid skiff put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@turbid skiff died.

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@iron cairn found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@steel sentinel made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@iron cairn's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @iron cairn died.

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@carmine cairn carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @amber python
150 points go to 6th place: @forest pond
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @random badger
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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iron cairn Apr 21, 2026, 9:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:37 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 21, 2026, 10:28 PM

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grizzled canopy Apr 21, 2026, 10:51 PM

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quick pebble Apr 21, 2026, 10:56 PM

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half magnet Apr 21, 2026, 11:02 PM

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urban fog Apr 21, 2026, 11:19 PM

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half atlas Apr 21, 2026, 11:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 11:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @fiery belfry, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @long vine, @quick pebble, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @grizzled canopy, @half atlas, and @forest goblet
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@quick pebble aimed a spinning toy at @half atlas, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@grizzled canopy got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@urban fog visited @fiery belfry, but no one was home. @urban fog felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@steel sentinel farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@iron cairn ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@fiery belfry accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @fiery belfry died.

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@iron cairn equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @carmine cairn chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @iron cairn's shattered corpse. @iron cairn died.

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@half magnet fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @half magnet died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @grizzled canopy with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@urban fog was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @urban fog suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@half atlas joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@long vine fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @long vine died.

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@quick pebble got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @quick pebble died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @steel sentinel is approaching @forest goblet!

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@steel sentinel brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@urban fog had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @urban fog died.

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@half atlas practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn and @forest goblet got their chainsaws ready.

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@grizzled canopy used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @grizzled canopy then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@grizzled canopy constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @carmine cairn by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @grizzled canopy's positioning was a bit off. @grizzled canopy died.

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@forest goblet went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @forest goblet died.

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@carmine cairn spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@steel sentinel fired their bow at @half atlas, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @steel sentinel gave up.

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@half atlas summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @half atlas died.

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@steel sentinel flossed their teeth with @carmine cairn's shoelaces.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@steel sentinel took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@carmine cairn was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @half atlas
150 points go to 4th place: @forest goblet
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled canopy
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @iron cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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urban fog Apr 21, 2026, 11:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 11:40 PM

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long vine Apr 21, 2026, 11:41 PM

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bb!register

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wanton anvil Apr 21, 2026, 11:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 21, 2026, 11:47 PM

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iron cairn Apr 22, 2026, 12:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 12:03 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 22, 2026, 12:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 12:19 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 22, 2026, 12:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 12:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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exotic saddle Apr 22, 2026, 12:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 12:31 AM

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half magnet Apr 22, 2026, 12:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 12:48 AM

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hexed notch Apr 22, 2026, 1:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 1:25 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @half magnet, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@long vine told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @wanton anvil and @iron cairn.

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@wanton anvil was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @wanton anvil died.

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@iron cairn was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @iron cairn died.

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@fiery belfry drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @carmine cairn was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@half magnet discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @half magnet died.

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@urban fog took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@long vine decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @long vine died.

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@hexed notch found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@urban fog won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@exotic saddle hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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There once was a @exotic saddle who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @exotic saddle's insides, and all the animals were freed. @exotic saddle died.

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@fiery belfry found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @fiery belfry pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@carmine cairn had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@urban fog was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @urban fog died.

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@fiery belfry was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@carmine cairn wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@livid shuttle drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @fiery belfry through the wall. @fiery belfry died.

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@hexed notch drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 9th place: @iron cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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quartz edge Apr 22, 2026, 1:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 1:41 AM

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glacial totem Apr 22, 2026, 1:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 1:45 AM

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wanton anvil Apr 22, 2026, 2:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 2:02 AM

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late otter Apr 22, 2026, 2:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 2:21 AM

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raw moss Apr 22, 2026, 2:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 2:36 AM

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near mortar Apr 22, 2026, 2:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 2:41 AM

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urban fog Apr 22, 2026, 2:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 2:44 AM

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proud light Apr 22, 2026, 3:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:01 AM

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wanton anvil Apr 22, 2026, 3:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:16 AM

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@wanton anvil, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 22, 2026, 3:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:17 AM

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signal minnow Apr 22, 2026, 3:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:20 AM

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hexed notch Apr 22, 2026, 3:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:21 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 22, 2026, 3:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

iron cairn Apr 22, 2026, 3:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:29 AM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @quartz edge, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @late otter, @proud light, @near mortar, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@hexed notch was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @hexed notch dried.

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@late otter asked for @quartz edge's autograph. At first, @quartz edge was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@glacial totem accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @glacial totem died.

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@quartz edge got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @quartz edge died.

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@proud light became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@wanton anvil opened the front door and saw @raw moss trying to murder the Guide. @wanton anvil slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@iron cairn tried to confess their love to @exotic saddle, but @exotic saddle interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@exotic saddle was looking kind of dumb after @near mortar's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @exotic saddle died.

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@wanton anvil found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@urban fog tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @urban fog died.

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@late otter learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@late otter tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @late otter died.

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@proud light unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @proud light died.

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@carmine cairn went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@near mortar smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @near mortar died.

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@wanton anvil tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @wanton anvil died.

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@hexed notch was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@iron cairn started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @iron cairn died.

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@carmine cairn wrote @signal minnow's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @signal minnow died.

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@raw moss wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@carmine cairn vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @proud light
100 points go to 9th place: @late otter
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud light Apr 22, 2026, 3:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:38 AM

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wanton anvil Apr 22, 2026, 3:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:38 AM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 22, 2026, 3:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 22, 2026, 3:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:40 AM

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empty fossil Apr 22, 2026, 3:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:48 AM

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@empty fossil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

shell mantle Apr 22, 2026, 4:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:16 AM

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@shell mantle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 22, 2026, 4:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 22, 2026, 4:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:26 AM

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lofty saffron Apr 22, 2026, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:30 AM

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@lofty saffron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @empty fossil, @long vine, @lofty saffron, @shell mantle, @proud light, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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While riding on minecart rails, @wanton anvil accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @wanton anvil died.

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@empty fossil was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @empty fossil died.

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@shell mantle activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @shell mantle died.

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@waxen marlin burned @proud light to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @waxen marlin for reading books. @proud light died.

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@lofty saffron performed open heart surgery on @waxen marlin, even though @waxen marlin never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @waxen marlin died.

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@carmine cairn practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @lofty saffron's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@livid shuttle vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@carmine cairn found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @lofty saffron died.

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@long vine was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn is hvinga stroker n. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @lofty saffron
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @proud light
100 points go to 8th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 9th place: @empty fossil
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 22, 2026, 4:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:37 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 22, 2026, 4:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 22, 2026, 4:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:46 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Apr 22, 2026, 4:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:59 AM

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shell mantle Apr 22, 2026, 5:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:04 AM

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@shell mantle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

forest pond Apr 22, 2026, 5:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:06 AM

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potent talon Apr 22, 2026, 5:13 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:13 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 22, 2026, 5:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:19 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 22, 2026, 5:28 AM

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bb!register

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@amber ermine built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@livid shuttle found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@glacial totem became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@carmine cairn and @shell mantle had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @urban fog started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@amber ermine wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @amber ermine died.

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@shell mantle started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @shell mantle died.

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@urban fog shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @urban fog died.

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@forest pond accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @forest pond died. @forest pond died. @forest pond died. @forest pond died.

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@carmine cairn ran out of bullets while fighting @potent talon, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@carmine cairn tried to set up a campfire, but @long vine drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@raw moss started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@carmine cairn lulled @long vine into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @long vine died.

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@raw moss accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@raw moss breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @raw moss died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @forest pond
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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@amber ermine met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @amber ermine ended up completely fine.

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@raw moss read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @raw moss died.

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@tiny timber was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tiny timber let them be.

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@livid shuttle's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @livid shuttle responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@pastel timber saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@iron cairn tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@tiny timber started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @tiny timber suddenly didn't feel so good. @tiny timber died.

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Thanks to @quartz edge's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @forest pond's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @quartz edge died.

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@shell mantle recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @shell mantle concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@urban fog accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@long vine found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@urban fog beat @amber ermine into a pulp with a stale baguette. @amber ermine died.

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The moon hit @shell mantle's eye like a big pizza pie. @shell mantle died.

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@vivid ice returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@urban fog wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @urban fog died.

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@iron cairn was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@livid shuttle got quantum-entangled with @pastel timber, and used this opportunity to force @pastel timber to pick their own nose.

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@iron cairn and @forest pond got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@forest pond opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @forest pond's neck. @forest pond died.

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@livid shuttle wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @pastel timber wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @livid shuttle killed the Traveling Merchant first. @livid shuttle died.

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@vivid ice forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @vivid ice died.

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@iron cairn started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@iron cairn pranked @long vine by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@pastel timber made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@iron cairn received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @iron cairn died.

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@pastel timber tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @pastel timber died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @vivid ice
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @forest pond
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @quartz edge

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@raw moss found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@tribal rock tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @tribal rock died.

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@long vine found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@livid shuttle used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@amber ermine used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@vivid ice cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@urban fog used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@pastel timber popped @raw moss by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @raw moss died.

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@fiery belfry used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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After partying all night, @random badger was shot by @livid shuttle in a swimming pool. @random badger died.

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@amber ermine was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @urban fog died.

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@vivid ice and @forest pond played catch with a Paladin. @vivid ice accidentally fumbled a catch. @vivid ice died.

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@fiery belfry forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @pastel timber died.

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@livid shuttle wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@forest pond struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@long vine played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@livid shuttle was cornered by @forest pond, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@long vine couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@livid shuttle left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@forest pond tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@long vine heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@livid shuttle wished for the ability to fly. @forest pond granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@forest pond discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @forest pond died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @forest pond
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @vivid ice
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @random badger
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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amber ermine Apr 22, 2026, 7:54 AM

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quartz edge Apr 22, 2026, 8:04 AM

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pastel timber Apr 22, 2026, 8:09 AM

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@vivid ice tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@amber ermine was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@quartz edge fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @quartz edge died.

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@livid shuttle wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@tranquil wyvern needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@urban fog spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @urban fog died.

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@fiery belfry felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@long vine looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@vivid ice ripped @warm root's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @warm root. @warm root died.

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@livid shuttle saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@pastel timber couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@tranquil wyvern literally gaslighted @vivid ice by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @vivid ice died.

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@pastel timber opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@livid shuttle blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @livid shuttle's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@long vine saw @fiery belfry trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @long vine is calling the police!

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@tranquil wyvern used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @pastel timber died.

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@long vine wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@fiery belfry hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@livid shuttle told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @vivid ice
100 points go to 7th place: @warm root
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @quartz edge
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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radiant wharf Apr 22, 2026, 9:19 AM

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amber ermine Apr 22, 2026, 9:49 AM

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hexed notch Apr 22, 2026, 10:29 AM

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@hexed notch, @wicked stump, @radiant wharf, @azure sundial, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @quartz edge, @amber ermine, @urban fog, @warm root, and @livid shuttle
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@hexed notch challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @hexed notch died.

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@wicked stump found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@urban fog found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@wicked stump tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @wicked stump died.

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@amber ermine spun around in a full circle and shot @quartz edge with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @quartz edge died.

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@amber ermine tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @amber ermine died.

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@radiant wharf was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@azure sundial found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@long vine started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@urban fog started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@long vine briefly considered proposing marriage to @warm root, but married a bee instead.

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A monkey dramatically raised @urban fog up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @urban fog off said cliff. @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@warm root made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @warm root died.

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@livid shuttle forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@radiant wharf was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @radiant wharf died.

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@tranquil wyvern played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@azure sundial was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @azure sundial died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @azure sundial
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @radiant wharf
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @warm root
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @quartz edge
100 points go to 10th place: @wicked stump

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @glass cargo, @fiery belfry, @radiant wharf, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @quartz edge, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@glass cargo declared war on emus. The emus won. @glass cargo died.

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@livid shuttle wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @fiery belfry randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@tranquil wyvern was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@steel sentinel invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@long vine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@amber ermine gave a hug to @raw moss and almost choked them to death!

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@quartz edge and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @quartz edge's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@fiery belfry shot @radiant wharf to death with a finger gun. @radiant wharf died.

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@waxen marlin tried to kill @tranquil wyvern by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@long vine ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine was dunked on by @livid shuttle. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@quartz edge tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @quartz edge died.

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@amber ermine stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@waxen marlin and @raw moss huddled around @steel sentinel to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @steel sentinel's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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Congratulations, @waxen marlin! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @waxen marlin died.

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@steel sentinel built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @livid shuttle was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry rescued @tranquil wyvern from drowning, but in reverse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@fiery belfry laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@raw moss told @steel sentinel a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @fiery belfry flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@fiery belfry had a terrible night. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @steel sentinel. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @quartz edge
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @radiant wharf

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Apr 22, 2026, 12:38 PM

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jolly swift Apr 22, 2026, 1:57 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @quartz edge, @amber ermine, @bright fog, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
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@raw moss wanted to start a band, and recruited @amber ermine as their keyboard player. @amber ermine showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@wanton anvil got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @bright fog's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @long vine died.

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@quartz edge, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @quartz edge died.

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@amber ermine blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @amber ermine died.

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@pastel timber dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@livid shuttle was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@near mortar had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@near mortar trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@steel sentinel fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@near mortar made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @near mortar died.

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@jolly swift discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@bright fog tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@pastel timber tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@carmine cairn’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@jolly swift paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@bright fog failed to properly hydrate. @bright fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @pastel timber thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@steel sentinel fed @jolly swift several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@tranquil wyvern fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@raw moss built a floating city and named it "England".

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@carmine cairn performed an interpretive dance for @steel sentinel and @jolly swift as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@pastel timber was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@pastel timber started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @pastel timber died.

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@jolly swift began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@carmine cairn went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@steel sentinel just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@carmine cairn realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@raw moss obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@carmine cairn turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@steel sentinel heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @raw moss, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@steel sentinel comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@raw moss was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @bright fog
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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iron cairn Apr 22, 2026, 2:40 PM

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proud lava Apr 22, 2026, 2:49 PM

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amber ermine Apr 22, 2026, 3:01 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 22, 2026, 3:05 PM

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random badger Apr 22, 2026, 3:06 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 22, 2026, 3:17 PM

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raw moss Apr 22, 2026, 3:23 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 22, 2026, 3:26 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @radiant wharf, @iron cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @random badger, @amber ermine, @stray fossil, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@glacial totem attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @wanton anvil watched the carnage from a safe distance. @glacial totem died.

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@wanton anvil felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @carmine cairn setting explosives beneath them. @wanton anvil died.

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@long vine accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @long vine died.

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@random badger boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @random badger died.

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@amber ermine stopped a meteor from crushing @raw moss and @tranquil wyvern with their own body. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@waxen marlin started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@proud lava walked into a bar. @radiant wharf laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@stray fossil accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @steel sentinel was watching. @stray fossil died.

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@proud lava found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @proud lava died.

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@waxen marlin cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @waxen marlin's heart! @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @livid shuttle died.

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@radiant wharf was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @radiant wharf died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @iron cairn used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @iron cairn died.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@raw moss fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@steel sentinel zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@raw moss saw @carmine cairn standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@raw moss was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @radiant wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @stray fossil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 22, 2026, 3:38 PM

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random badger Apr 22, 2026, 3:40 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 22, 2026, 3:42 PM

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tribal rock Apr 22, 2026, 3:46 PM

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ebon matrix Apr 22, 2026, 3:48 PM

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waxen marlin Apr 22, 2026, 3:52 PM

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wanton anvil Apr 22, 2026, 4:06 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 22, 2026, 4:07 PM

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urban fog Apr 22, 2026, 4:22 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 22, 2026, 4:25 PM

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jolly swift Apr 22, 2026, 4:26 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tribal rock, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @radiant wharf, @tranquil wyvern, @random badger, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @ebon matrix, and @waxen marlin
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@steel sentinel started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@raw moss was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@tribal rock caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @tribal rock died.

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@urban fog swung a Purple Phasesaber at @random badger and missed. However, @random badger acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @urban fog to receive a yellow card.

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@carmine cairn kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @ebon matrix had had enough, so they scooped @carmine cairn to death with an ice cream spoon. @carmine cairn died.

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@wanton anvil took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @wanton anvil died.

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@waxen marlin managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@waxen marlin hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@random badger started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @random badger died.

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@urban fog sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @urban fog died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @ebon matrix was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @ebon matrix had ever been in. @ebon matrix died.

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@radiant wharf forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@raw moss fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@raw moss got a piggyback ride from @waxen marlin, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @waxen marlin died.

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@radiant wharf tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @radiant wharf died.

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@jolly swift asked @tranquil wyvern to give them a hand, so @tranquil wyvern chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@tranquil wyvern was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@jolly swift was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @steel sentinel's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@raw moss toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @radiant wharf
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @random badger
100 points go to 10th place: @wanton anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

steel sentinel Apr 22, 2026, 4:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:43 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

random badger Apr 22, 2026, 4:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:44 PM

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@random badger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 22, 2026, 4:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:49 PM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 22, 2026, 4:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:56 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 22, 2026, 5:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:01 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wanton anvil Apr 22, 2026, 5:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:15 PM

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@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 22, 2026, 5:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

iron cairn Apr 22, 2026, 5:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:28 PM

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@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

hallow canyon Apr 22, 2026, 5:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:51 PM

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@hallow canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quick pebble Apr 22, 2026, 6:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 6:04 PM

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud light Apr 22, 2026, 6:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 6:05 PM

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@proud light, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 22, 2026, 6:08 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 6:08 PM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 6:30 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

daring sentinel Apr 22, 2026, 6:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 22, 2026, 6:30 PM

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@daring sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @iron cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @random badger, @exotic saddle, @hallow canyon, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @proud light, @livid shuttle, and @daring sentinel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wanton anvil decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @wanton anvil died.

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@daring sentinel returned to their house, only to find that @urban fog had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@iron cairn used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @iron cairn died.

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@quick pebble drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @proud light mopped @quick pebble up with a tissue. @quick pebble died.

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@steel sentinel performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.