epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@fading elbow was eaten by a tree. @fading elbow died.

@long vine has fallen, and they can't get up. @long vine died.

@amber ermine was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @amber ermine died.

@main idol started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @main idol died.

@livid shuttle accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @livid shuttle died.

@lime creek bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @lime creek was blown to smithereens. @lime creek died.

@twin pewter touched @pastel timber's gun without permission. @twin pewter died.

@tranquil wyvern was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@hexed notch flossed their teeth with @pastel timber's shoelaces.

@raw moss lured @hexed notch into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @hexed notch's dust allergy! @hexed notch died.

@pastel timber's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Red Phaseblade was nice and clean, but their Ice Bow's string broke, and their Rainbow Rod cracked into too many pieces to count.

@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

@raw moss tried to destroy @pastel timber by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

@tranquil wyvern did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@tranquil wyvern built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@raw moss cut a specific wire in @pastel timber's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @twin pewter
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @main idol
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[lime creek]

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[fading elbow]

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[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[marble socket]

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[gleaming grove]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[oblique lantern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[ashen spire]

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[gleaming grove]

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[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@marble socket, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fading elbow, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @ashen spire, @oblique lantern, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fiery belfry asked @lime creek if they "knew the way". @lime creek didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@fading elbow tried to kill @ashen spire, but failed to ask for consent.

@raw moss shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

@fading elbow was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @fading elbow died.

@oblique lantern took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

@amber ermine realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern promised @ashen spire that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @ashen spire died.

@oblique lantern was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @oblique lantern died.

@lime creek got burninated by Tim. @lime creek died.

@hexed notch was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @hexed notch died.

@fiery belfry started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@raw moss literally impeached @marble socket by squashing them under a giant peach. @marble socket died.

@fiery belfry fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @fiery belfry died.

@long vine and @tranquil wyvern had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @raw moss sped up the process by stabbing @long vine. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@raw moss saw @tranquil wyvern standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[marble socket]

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[gleaming grove]

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[ashen spire]

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[gleaming grove]

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[lime creek]

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[gleaming grove]

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[waxen marlin]

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[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[oblique lantern]

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[gleaming grove]

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[fiery belfry]

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[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!registeR

[gleaming grove]

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[soft lark]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @marble socket, @raw moss, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @ashen spire, @pastel timber, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@oblique lantern had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @livid shuttle shot them with an arrow. @oblique lantern died.

@ashen spire was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @waxen marlin with its horns. @waxen marlin died.

@raw moss was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@pastel timber watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@lime creek solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@fiery belfry accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

Someone let the dogs out! @livid shuttle tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @livid shuttle died.

@lime creek was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @lime creek died.

@long vine 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @ashen spire to death. @ashen spire died.

@raw moss tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@fiery belfry was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@carmine cairn went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @carmine cairn decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@soft lark decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

@marble socket built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@pastel timber was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @soft lark. @soft lark died.

@carmine cairn started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@marble socket was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @marble socket died.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @fiery belfry's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@pastel timber was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @pastel timber died.

@fiery belfry ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @fiery belfry died.

@long vine summoned a solar eclipse while @raw moss was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn and @raw moss played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@raw moss went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @marble socket
100 points go to 7th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 8th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[marble socket]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lime creek]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silent thunder]

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[gleaming grove]

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[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[soft lark]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @marble socket, @raw moss, @soft lark, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @lime creek, and @silent thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle came out of @pastel timber's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

@carmine cairn and @marble socket had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

@raw moss used some tree stumps as target practice.

@silent thunder blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @silent thunder's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

@soft lark had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@lime creek tricked @raw moss into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @raw moss died.

@long vine tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@soft lark brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @soft lark died.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@long vine's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @long vine died.

@waxen marlin had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @waxen marlin died.

@carmine cairn tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @pastel timber and @lime creek, who did not approve of gambling.

@livid shuttle's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

@lime creek tried to explain to @pastel timber that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @pastel timber countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @lime creek died.

@silent thunder forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @silent thunder wasn't a Slime, @silent thunder was endlessly beaten. @silent thunder died.

@carmine cairn tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @carmine cairn is now bald.

@livid shuttle heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tranquil wyvern, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

@marble socket paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@marble socket accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @marble socket died.

@pastel timber spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@livid shuttle woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@pastel timber ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @tranquil wyvern before they could say "Zoinks!" @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 6th place: @silent thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @soft lark

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[lime creek]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[marble socket]

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[gleaming grove]

@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tiny timber]

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[gleaming grove]

@tiny timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

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[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[simple robin]

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[gleaming grove]

@simple robin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[soft lark]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @marble socket, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @tiny timber, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @simple robin, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@lime creek poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

@soft lark was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @soft lark let them be.

@waxen marlin trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@tiny timber hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @tiny timber died.

@marble socket spiced up @waxen marlin's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @waxen marlin died.

@lime creek was playing hide and seek with @carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @lime creek died.

@simple robin teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@steel sentinel created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@simple robin invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@soft lark pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @tranquil wyvern.

@hexed notch used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @hexed notch died.

@livid shuttle pumped @steel sentinel full of lead. No one was hurt, but @steel sentinel's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

@carmine cairn saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@livid shuttle won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

@steel sentinel tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

@simple robin and @marble socket huddled around @carmine cairn to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @carmine cairn's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@soft lark ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@tranquil wyvern painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

@simple robin tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @simple robin died.

@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @carmine cairn and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

@tranquil wyvern found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @tranquil wyvern died.

@soft lark was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@soft lark decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @soft lark died.

@steel sentinel flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @livid shuttle when the world was flipped.

@carmine cairn learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

@marble socket was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @marble socket died.

@steel sentinel threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@livid shuttle stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@carmine cairn was ordered by @steel sentinel to sing a song or be killed. @carmine cairn tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 5th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @simple robin
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[simple robin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@simple robin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[marble socket]

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[gleaming grove]

@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[keen comet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@keen comet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rose elm]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rose elm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[radiant wharf]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@radiant wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @marble socket, @keen comet, @hexed notch, @radiant wharf, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @rose elm, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @simple robin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@radiant wharf became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@rose elm put two forward slashes in front of @glacial totem and commented them out of existence. @glacial totem died.

@marble socket reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @marble socket died.

@keen comet tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @keen comet died.

@hexed notch finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@amber ermine successfully snuck into @carmine cairn's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @amber ermine died.

@urban fog performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@tranquil wyvern used a Laser Drill to literally bore @urban fog to death. @urban fog died.

@livid shuttle finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @rose elm caught it and used it as fishing bait.

@livid shuttle made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @livid shuttle died.

@rose elm spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @hexed notch. @rose elm died.

@radiant wharf was vehicularly manslaughtered by @steel sentinel's minecart. @radiant wharf died.

@carmine cairn wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@simple robin came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@hexed notch went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @hexed notch died.

@simple robin tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @simple robin died.

@tranquil wyvern threw a snowball at @carmine cairn. To counter this, @carmine cairn threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@steel sentinel wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@carmine cairn tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @simple robin
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @radiant wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @rose elm
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[rose elm]

bb!register

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[simple robin]

Bb!register

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

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[normal coral]

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[exotic saddle]

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[twin pewter]

bb!register

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@twin pewter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[barren saddle]

bb!register

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@barren saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[marble socket]

bb!register

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@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @marble socket, @quick pebble, @barren saddle, @exotic saddle, @rose elm, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @simple robin, @twin pewter, and @normal coral
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@normal coral tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@carmine cairn and @twin pewter were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

A strange device attached itself to @glacial totem's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @glacial totem died.

@barren saddle was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @barren saddle died.

@simple robin made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@urban fog drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@steel sentinel watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

@exotic saddle was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @exotic saddle died.

@rose elm heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @rose elm died.

@carmine cairn will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@steel sentinel tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@urban fog drank sand for 10 hours. @urban fog died.

@normal coral almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@simple robin played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @simple robin. @simple robin died.

@twin pewter kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@twin pewter invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @twin pewter died.

@normal coral sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@normal coral became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @normal coral died.

@quick pebble tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@marble socket started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@steel sentinel slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @marble socket's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @marble socket died.

@carmine cairn verbally roasted @quick pebble so hard that they burst into flames. @quick pebble died.

Congratulations, @carmine cairn! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 5th place: @normal coral
150 points go to 6th place: @twin pewter
100 points go to 7th place: @simple robin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @rose elm
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[marble socket]

bb!register

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@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[simple robin]

bb!register

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@simple robin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[twin pewter]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@twin pewter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jaunty saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jaunty saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet peak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @marble socket, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @simple robin, @velvet peak, @twin pewter, and @jaunty saddle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@marble socket and @amber ermine built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@glacial totem failed to properly hydrate. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn walked into a bar. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

The Cyborg hacked into @twin pewter's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

@simple robin found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

@amber ermine programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @amber ermine died.

@velvet peak, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @velvet peak died.

@twin pewter was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @twin pewter died.

@carmine cairn tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@marble socket started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

@tranquil wyvern practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

@simple robin tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

@jaunty saddle was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @jaunty saddle died.

@simple robin constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tranquil wyvern by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @simple robin's positioning was a bit off. @simple robin died.

@carmine cairn built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@marble socket huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @steel sentinel also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

@carmine cairn was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@marble socket threw @tranquil wyvern into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @marble socket a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @marble socket was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @marble socket died.

@carmine cairn hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @marble socket
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @simple robin
150 points go to 6th place: @jaunty saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @twin pewter
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[simple robin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@simple robin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[twin pewter]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@twin pewter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[serene snow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@serene snow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[silent thunder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silent thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet peak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[desert python]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@desert python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @desert python, @serene snow, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @simple robin, @velvet peak, @twin pewter, and @silent thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban fog tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Psycho Knife instead of a Bug Net.

@glacial totem couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

@glacial totem underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @glacial totem died.

@desert python tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @desert python's brains. @desert python died.

@amber ermine was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @serene snow's eye sockets. @serene snow died.

@tranquil wyvern used an Inferno Fork to eat. @twin pewter thought they didn't notice, but @tranquil wyvern just really likes spicy food.

@amber ermine asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @amber ermine died.

@urban fog tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @urban fog died.

@steel sentinel declared war against @carmine cairn because they didn't like something @carmine cairn said in their AMA.

@simple robin tried to save @carmine cairn's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @simple robin died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @simple robin died.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@twin pewter had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@steel sentinel was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

@silent thunder started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

@velvet peak squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@twin pewter started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @twin pewter is still slurping that noodle.

@carmine cairn hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @carmine cairn could pull it to shore.

@tranquil wyvern told @silent thunder to bite the dust. In response, @silent thunder took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

@steel sentinel ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@velvet peak ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @velvet peak's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @velvet peak died.

@twin pewter wished for the ability to fly. @carmine cairn granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @twin pewter died.

@silent thunder used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

@silent thunder's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @silent thunder died.

@steel sentinel played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@tranquil wyvern tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

@tranquil wyvern carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@steel sentinel claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @carmine cairn was morbidly interested.

@steel sentinel skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @silent thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @twin pewter
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @simple robin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @serene snow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silent thunder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silent thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[desert python]

🅱️🅱️!register

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[desert python]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@desert python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[simple robin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@simple robin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[honest pine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @honest pine, @raw moss, @desert python, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @simple robin, @potent talon, and @silent thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem promised to @raw moss that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

@glacial totem tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @glacial totem died.

@desert python activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

@raw moss tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@desert python clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @desert python died.

@quick pebble was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @carmine cairn's Star Cannon. @quick pebble died.

@honest pine fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @urban fog and @silent thunder to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@urban fog tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @urban fog died.

@simple robin accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @simple robin died.

@tranquil wyvern threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

@silent thunder escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

@honest pine tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

A pretty fairy led @potent talon to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @potent talon died.

The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @steel sentinel over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

@silent thunder managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

@tranquil wyvern distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@tranquil wyvern got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel modified @silent thunder's Mythril Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @silent thunder was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @silent thunder died.

@honest pine drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@carmine cairn made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @carmine cairn rich and famous.

@steel sentinel claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@carmine cairn started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @carmine cairn decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@steel sentinel found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @honest pine to check it out. @honest pine decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

@carmine cairn obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @carmine cairn never learned how to snap their fingers.

@honest pine's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @honest pine to notice them. @honest pine died.

@carmine cairn covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@steel sentinel tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@carmine cairn and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @carmine cairn's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@carmine cairn caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @honest pine
150 points go to 4th place: @silent thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @simple robin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @desert python

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[silent thunder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silent thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[azure charm]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@azure charm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[honest pine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[shell mantle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@shell mantle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[simple robin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@simple robin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @honest pine, @raw moss, @shell mantle, @steel sentinel, @simple robin, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @azure charm, and @silent thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@steel sentinel tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

@glacial totem dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @glacial totem died.

@shell mantle tried to get @honest pine to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @shell mantle died.

@simple robin tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @simple robin died.

@potent talon modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

@silent thunder threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @silent thunder unlocked the power of flight!

@carmine cairn joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@potent talon told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @potent talon died.

@raw moss played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@livid shuttle's face was scorched off after @raw moss took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @livid shuttle died.

@honest pine wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

@azure charm walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@steel sentinel was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@carmine cairn wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@azure charm started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @azure charm died.

@silent thunder ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @silent thunder died.

@honest pine drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @honest pine died.

@steel sentinel dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @steel sentinel died.

@carmine cairn tried to kill @raw moss with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

While sitting on a bench together with @carmine cairn, @raw moss leaned away and farted.

@raw moss was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 5th place: @silent thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @azure charm
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @simple robin
100 points go to 10th place: @shell mantle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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[raw moss]

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[long vine]

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[shell mantle]

bb!register

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[silent thunder]

bb!register

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[exotic saddle]

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[quick pebble]

bb!register

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[simple robin]

bb!register

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[desert python]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[soft lark]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @soft lark, @desert python, @long vine, @quick pebble, @shell mantle, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @simple robin, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @silent thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@potent talon swapped @raw moss's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @raw moss then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @raw moss died.

@desert python found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @carmine cairn's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@shell mantle replaced @soft lark's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @soft lark died.

@simple robin was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

@long vine found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@silent thunder declared war against @exotic saddle because they didn't like something @exotic saddle said in their AMA.

@steel sentinel merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@livid shuttle bragged to @steel sentinel about their combat skills. @steel sentinel didn't really know @livid shuttle and had no idea how this conversation started.

@simple robin called @quick pebble a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @quick pebble died.

A strange device attached itself to @shell mantle's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @shell mantle died.

@exotic saddle explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @exotic saddle died.

@potent talon failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@long vine started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@carmine cairn learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @simple robin found out that @carmine cairn meant "killer" in the literal sense. @simple robin died.

@long vine invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@potent talon stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @potent talon died.

@desert python dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @silent thunder diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

@silent thunder stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @silent thunder died.

@livid shuttle asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @carmine cairn, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @livid shuttle to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @livid shuttle died.

@long vine walked up to @desert python and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @long vine, that kills people! @desert python died.

@long vine fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @long vine died.

@steel sentinel sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

@carmine cairn accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @desert python
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @silent thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @simple robin
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @shell mantle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[shell mantle]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

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[simple robin]

bb!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[urban fog]

bb!register

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[terse ferry]

bb!register

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[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

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[faint light]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @long vine, @quick pebble, @shell mantle, @terse ferry, @faint light, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @simple robin, @turbid skiff, and @potent talon
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban fog began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@simple robin found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@raw moss took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

@quick pebble hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @quick pebble died.

@terse ferry buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@potent talon found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@turbid skiff used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@shell mantle was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @shell mantle died.

@long vine threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@carmine cairn saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @faint light instead. @faint light died.

@terse ferry drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@steel sentinel developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

@simple robin wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

@potent talon captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

@steel sentinel walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @steel sentinel died.

@turbid skiff was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@long vine tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @long vine didn't know that.

@turbid skiff was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@potent talon went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @potent talon's canvas.

@long vine combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

@urban fog was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @urban fog died.

@terse ferry learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

@carmine cairn built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@simple robin smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

@potent talon was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @potent talon died.

@long vine used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@terse ferry pointed a Shotgun at @turbid skiff and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @terse ferry looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @terse ferry died.

@turbid skiff was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @turbid skiff died.

@simple robin got stuck in @raw moss's Rod of Discord farm. @simple robin died.

@carmine cairn attacked @raw moss with a Legendary Zenith, but @raw moss's pen was mightier. @carmine cairn died.

@long vine and @raw moss had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@long vine tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @simple robin
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @terse ferry
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @faint light

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[faint light]

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@faint light, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[shell mantle]

bb!register

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@shell mantle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[trim ether]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@trim ether, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[signal minnow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[faint light]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@faint light, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gilded halo]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gilded halo, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @gilded halo, @raw moss, @long vine, @shell mantle, @faint light, @proud lava, @urban fog, @trim ether, @waxen marlin, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gilded halo wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@potent talon killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@long vine recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

@shell mantle found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@proud lava built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@shell mantle brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @shell mantle died.

@faint light tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@faint light invited @trim ether to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @faint light was mauled by wolves. @faint light died.

@proud lava took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @proud lava died.

@carmine cairn purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @carmine cairn ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@livid shuttle started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@urban fog drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@potent talon saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@urban fog entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @urban fog died.

@trim ether stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @trim ether died.

@livid shuttle has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @livid shuttle woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@waxen marlin thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @waxen marlin's potions with Red Potions. @waxen marlin died.

@gilded halo drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

@raw moss overwhelmed @potent talon with a storm of flying bananas. @potent talon died.

@livid shuttle listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @livid shuttle saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@livid shuttle fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @livid shuttle died.

@signal minnow stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@gilded halo developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

@gilded halo stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @gilded halo died.

@carmine cairn tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@long vine invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

@raw moss went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @raw moss decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@carmine cairn made some Synonym Rolls for @signal minnow and @long vine. Just like Grammar used to make!

@signal minnow was eaten by a tree. @signal minnow died.

@raw moss and @carmine cairn were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull White Phasesaber.

@long vine accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @long vine died.

@raw moss made up their own language and used it to threaten @carmine cairn, who simply scratched their head.

@carmine cairn looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @gilded halo
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @trim ether
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[faint light]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@faint light, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[shell mantle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@shell mantle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[trim ether]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@trim ether, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[prime anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@prime anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @shell mantle, @faint light, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @trim ether, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @prime anvil
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss pointed a wooden wand at @pastel timber and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

@long vine hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @long vine died.

@prime anvil made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@hexed notch stole @faint light's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @faint light was hurt, but only emotionally.

@amber ermine fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@amber ermine dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @amber ermine died.

@urban fog attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@shell mantle got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @livid shuttle got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @shell mantle died.

@urban fog tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @urban fog died.

@raw moss consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

@hexed notch opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@pastel timber trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@livid shuttle cut a specific wire in @trim ether's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @trim ether died.

@waxen marlin forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @waxen marlin wasn't a Slime, @waxen marlin was endlessly beaten. @waxen marlin died.

@hexed notch made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @prime anvil. @prime anvil died.

@faint light made fun of @raw moss for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @raw moss shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @faint light died.

@pastel timber was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @hexed notch stopped them in time.

@hexed notch tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @hexed notch died.

The Demolitionist told @pastel timber that it was a good day to die. @pastel timber thought so too. @pastel timber died.

@livid shuttle took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @livid shuttle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @faint light
150 points go to 6th place: @prime anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @trim ether
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @shell mantle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[shell mantle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@shell mantle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[azure sundial]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[velvet dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[twin pewter]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@twin pewter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[shell mantle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@shell mantle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @azure sundial, @long vine, @amber ermine, @shell mantle, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @twin pewter
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @amber ermine died.

@shell mantle emerged from a tree stump and scolded @twin pewter for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @twin pewter was still holding an axe. @shell mantle died.

@long vine invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@urban fog hid from @raw moss after @azure sundial exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

@velvet dune wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@velvet dune was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @velvet dune died.

@urban fog went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@twin pewter tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@urban fog stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @urban fog died.

@livid shuttle crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @long vine laughed at them, not knowing that @livid shuttle was just a completionist.

@azure sundial and @waxen marlin were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @azure sundial suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @waxen marlin turned around to look. @waxen marlin died.

@long vine somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @long vine's chests for the rest of its life.

@livid shuttle became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@raw moss claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @twin pewter was morbidly interested.

@twin pewter flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @azure sundial when the world was flipped.

@raw moss started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@livid shuttle took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @livid shuttle died.

@twin pewter ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @twin pewter died.

@azure sundial theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@raw moss climbed a tree without using their arms.

@azure sundial forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @azure sundial died.

@long vine was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@raw moss was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

@long vine killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@raw moss found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@long vine flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @long vine's face off with its bare hands. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 4th place: @twin pewter
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 9th place: @shell mantle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[marble socket]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[olive beacon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@olive beacon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[soft lark]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@marble socket, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @olive beacon, @waxen marlin, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine's booty was plundered by pirates. @amber ermine died.

@raw moss found some Diamond Ore. @soft lark quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@olive beacon got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @olive beacon died.

@tranquil wyvern handed @waxen marlin a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @waxen marlin died.

@near mortar tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@fiery belfry did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@near mortar tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @near mortar was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @near mortar died.

@raw moss made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@steel sentinel bashed @soft lark in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@long vine started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

@marble socket equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@hexed notch was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @hexed notch died.

@fiery belfry literally impeached @soft lark by squashing them under a giant peach. @soft lark died.

@marble socket launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@long vine tried to stab @marble socket, but @marble socket's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @marble socket died.

@fiery belfry accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @fiery belfry died.

@raw moss ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

@steel sentinel built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

The Nurse told @tranquil wyvern they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @long vine headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@long vine picked a fight with a goose. @long vine died.

@steel sentinel tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@raw moss clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @marble socket
100 points go to 7th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[marble socket]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[keen cradle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@keen cradle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!