#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 202

gleaming grove · 2026-04-18T03:37:19.348Z

The Winner is ! Prize Time! 1000 points go to 1st place: 500 points go to 2nd place: 250 points go to 3rd place: 150 points go to 4th place: 150 points go to 5th place: 150 points go to 6th place: 100 points go to 7th place: 100 points go to 8th place: 100 points go to 9th place: 100 points go to 10th place: Thanks for Playing Everyone!

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:37 AM

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @shadow owl
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @next topaz
100 points go to 8th place: @vivid ice
100 points go to 9th place: @frigid wharf
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Apr 18, 2026, 3:38 AM

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bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 18, 2026, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:39 AM

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near mortar Apr 18, 2026, 3:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:41 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vivid ice Apr 18, 2026, 4:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 4:06 AM

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@vivid ice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 18, 2026, 4:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 4:13 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 18, 2026, 4:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 4:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

urban fog Apr 18, 2026, 4:35 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 4:35 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 18, 2026, 5:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:19 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 18, 2026, 5:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:22 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @vivid ice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @carmine cairn, who was in the front row. @carmine cairn died.

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@near mortar hid an actuator in @exotic saddle's lunch. Later that day, @exotic saddle stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @exotic saddle died.

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@vivid ice found the Last Prism. Then @raw moss found another one, meaning that @vivid ice's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@urban fog tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@raw moss tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@livid shuttle snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @near mortar red. @near mortar died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @long vine's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@hexed notch wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@fiery belfry became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@hexed notch made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@vivid ice invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@long vine began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@vivid ice drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @vivid ice died.

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@hexed notch challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@long vine got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@fiery belfry was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@raw moss and @long vine were about to face off, but @raw moss had to run off to the restroom first.

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@long vine told @raw moss that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @raw moss took those words literally and peeled @long vine. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @vivid ice
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Apr 18, 2026, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 18, 2026, 5:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:41 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Apr 18, 2026, 5:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:52 AM

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vivid ice Apr 18, 2026, 6:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 6:10 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 18, 2026, 6:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 6:26 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

soft lark Apr 18, 2026, 6:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 6:29 AM

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@soft lark, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

honest pine Apr 18, 2026, 6:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 6:33 AM

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@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 18, 2026, 7:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 7:26 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber Apr 18, 2026, 7:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 7:28 AM

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hardy patio Apr 18, 2026, 7:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 7:29 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@honest pine, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @pastel timber, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @vivid ice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@hardy patio found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@fiery belfry, @hexed notch and @near mortar played hot potato with a grenade. @near mortar forgot to pass it on. @near mortar died.

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@soft lark asked @pastel timber to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @soft lark died.

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@vivid ice tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@honest pine attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @honest pine died.

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@long vine rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @long vine with unnecessary advice.

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@vivid ice purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@fiery belfry was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@pastel timber considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@hexed notch looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@vivid ice stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @vivid ice died.

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@raw moss damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@long vine desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@hexed notch had a dirty mind. Then @fiery belfry sprayed @hexed notch's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @hexed notch died.

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@fiery belfry ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@pastel timber and @long vine set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@raw moss spoke softly to @pastel timber while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @pastel timber died.

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@hardy patio brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine got tired of @raw moss constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @vivid ice
100 points go to 8th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 9th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

pastel timber Apr 18, 2026, 7:39 AM

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bb!rEgister

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 7:39 AM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 18, 2026, 7:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 7:47 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vivid ice Apr 18, 2026, 7:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 7:50 AM

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@vivid ice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

main idol Apr 18, 2026, 8:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 8:01 AM

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@main idol, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 18, 2026, 8:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 8:11 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 18, 2026, 8:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 8:29 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

raw moss Apr 18, 2026, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 8:30 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Apr 18, 2026, 8:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 8:31 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 18, 2026, 9:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 9:03 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 18, 2026, 9:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 9:07 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 9:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @main idol, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @vivid ice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@pastel timber reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @main idol in a Fish costume.

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@livid shuttle was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@waxen marlin spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@tranquil wyvern found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @tranquil wyvern was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@raw moss accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@vivid ice drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@glacial totem was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @glacial totem died.

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@fiery belfry went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @long vine died.

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@raw moss found a room full of Bunny Banners in @amber ermine's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@main idol tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @main idol died.

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@waxen marlin is hvinga stroker n. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel timber placed chests all over the world except where @vivid ice was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @vivid ice died.

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@tranquil wyvern searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber was walked on by a Martian Walker. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @vivid ice
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @main idol
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Apr 18, 2026, 9:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 9:37 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 18, 2026, 9:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 9:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 18, 2026, 9:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 9:44 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber Apr 18, 2026, 9:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 9:45 AM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 18, 2026, 9:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 9:47 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vivid ice Apr 18, 2026, 9:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 9:53 AM

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@vivid ice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quick pebble Apr 18, 2026, 10:05 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:05 AM

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 18, 2026, 10:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:21 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet merlin Apr 18, 2026, 10:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:28 AM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 18, 2026, 10:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:29 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @pastel timber, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @wet merlin, and @vivid ice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @long vine died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @tranquil wyvern managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@quick pebble caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @quick pebble died.

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@waxen marlin tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@waxen marlin turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle emerged from a tree stump and scolded @hexed notch for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @hexed notch was still holding an axe. @livid shuttle died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @vivid ice was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@raw moss couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@wet merlin accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@vivid ice asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @vivid ice died.

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@fiery belfry drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @fiery belfry died.

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@hexed notch summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tranquil wyvern into an apple. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @pastel timber, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @vivid ice
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

vivid ice Apr 18, 2026, 10:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:38 AM

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@vivid ice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber Apr 18, 2026, 10:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:41 AM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 18, 2026, 10:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:43 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 18, 2026, 11:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 11:10 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Apr 18, 2026, 11:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 11:12 AM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 18, 2026, 11:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 11:15 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Apr 18, 2026, 11:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 11:27 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

prisma seal Apr 18, 2026, 11:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 11:28 AM

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@prisma seal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

marble socket Apr 18, 2026, 11:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 11:42 AM

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@marble socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 18, 2026, 12:00 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 12:00 PM

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quick pebble Apr 18, 2026, 12:21 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @marble socket, @prisma seal, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, and @vivid ice
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@prisma seal made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @prisma seal died.

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@vivid ice and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @pastel timber was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@long vine got tired of @quick pebble trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @quick pebble at a Sawmill. @quick pebble died.

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@livid shuttle thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @livid shuttle died.

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@vivid ice went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @vivid ice died.

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@long vine stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @long vine died.

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@fiery belfry found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@marble socket crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @marble socket's entire body.

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@raw moss spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@pastel timber vaporized @marble socket with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @marble socket died.

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@pastel timber cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@jolly swift decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@hardy patio invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@raw moss tried to attack @hardy patio with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@jolly swift wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @pastel timber on a spit. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@jolly swift made up their own language and used it to threaten @hardy patio, who simply scratched their head.

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@hardy patio unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @hardy patio died.

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@jolly swift toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @vivid ice
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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upbeat pebble Apr 18, 2026, 12:38 PM

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raw moss Apr 18, 2026, 12:45 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 18, 2026, 1:14 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 18, 2026, 1:18 PM

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pastel timber Apr 18, 2026, 1:21 PM

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hexed notch Apr 18, 2026, 1:23 PM

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long vine Apr 18, 2026, 1:28 PM

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bb!register

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There are 10 players remaining.
@marble socket, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @upbeat pebble
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @hexed notch stopped them in time.

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@marble socket started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@long vine used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @long vine died.

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@waxen marlin was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @livid shuttle.

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@steel sentinel recruited @raw moss as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@upbeat pebble accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@tranquil wyvern started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@livid shuttle put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @livid shuttle whole. @livid shuttle died.

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@upbeat pebble did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @upbeat pebble died.

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@pastel timber sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@hexed notch tickled @steel sentinel from behind while they were busy sharpening their Cobalt Sword. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss trapped @pastel timber in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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The Wall of Flesh told @marble socket that there was something stuck in their teeth. @marble socket checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @marble socket died.

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@tranquil wyvern fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@pastel timber compressed @tranquil wyvern until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @raw moss, but @raw moss simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @marble socket
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @upbeat pebble
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 18, 2026, 1:38 PM

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bb!register

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cursive ore Apr 18, 2026, 1:39 PM

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long vine Apr 18, 2026, 1:42 PM

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pastel timber Apr 18, 2026, 1:46 PM

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bb!register

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tranquil wyvern Apr 18, 2026, 1:56 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 18, 2026, 1:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 1:57 PM

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compact galleon Apr 18, 2026, 2:10 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 18, 2026, 2:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:20 PM

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raven mica Apr 18, 2026, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:29 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

rancid dragon Apr 18, 2026, 2:34 PM

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bb!register

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main idol Apr 18, 2026, 3:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:11 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 18, 2026, 3:26 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @rancid dragon, @pastel timber, @raven mica, @steel sentinel, @main idol, @livid shuttle, @cursive ore, and @compact galleon
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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @raw moss. Apparently, not that many. @raw moss died.

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@cursive ore tried to instigate drama against @fiery belfry, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @cursive ore used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @fiery belfry died.

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@livid shuttle blew @long vine to bits using an exploding bed. @long vine died.

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@rancid dragon planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@steel sentinel rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @steel sentinel's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@rancid dragon accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @rancid dragon died.

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@compact galleon and @pastel timber farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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Rumors started spreading that @raven mica was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @raven mica.

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@raven mica placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @raven mica died.

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@main idol stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @main idol died.

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@pastel timber was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@livid shuttle was looking kind of dumb after @compact galleon's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @livid shuttle died.

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@cursive ore took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @cursive ore died.

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@carmine cairn started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@steel sentinel didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @compact galleon's. @compact galleon died.

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@tranquil wyvern combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@carmine cairn learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @pastel timber found out that @carmine cairn meant "killer" in the literal sense. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@tranquil wyvern heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @compact galleon
150 points go to 6th place: @cursive ore
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @main idol
100 points go to 9th place: @raven mica
100 points go to 10th place: @rancid dragon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cursive ore Apr 18, 2026, 3:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:39 PM

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@cursive ore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 18, 2026, 3:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:40 PM

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pastel timber Apr 18, 2026, 3:44 PM

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🅱️🅱️!REGISTER

steel sentinel Apr 18, 2026, 3:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:48 PM

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quick pebble Apr 18, 2026, 3:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:58 PM

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signal minnow Apr 18, 2026, 3:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:59 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 18, 2026, 4:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 4:09 PM

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normal coral Apr 18, 2026, 4:22 PM

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remote pumice Apr 18, 2026, 4:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 4:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

urban fog Apr 18, 2026, 4:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 4:37 PM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

stoic lintel Apr 18, 2026, 4:38 PM

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bb!register

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chrome glacier Apr 18, 2026, 5:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:19 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 18, 2026, 5:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 18, 2026, 5:28 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @chrome glacier, @stoic lintel, @quick pebble, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @cursive ore, @livid shuttle, @signal minnow, and @normal coral
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@normal coral made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@livid shuttle descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@stoic lintel felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@urban fog flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @chrome glacier. @chrome glacier died.

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@stoic lintel burst with happiness, quite literally. @stoic lintel died.

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@carmine cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@quick pebble wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @quick pebble died.

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@cursive ore had a sleepover with @steel sentinel, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@exotic saddle tried to launch a poison dart frog at @steel sentinel through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @exotic saddle has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @exotic saddle died.

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@cursive ore silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @livid shuttle's back, which then integrated itself into @livid shuttle's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@urban fog breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @urban fog died.

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@cursive ore took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @cursive ore died.

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@livid shuttle boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @remote pumice's Rod of Discord.

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@normal coral was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @normal coral died.

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@carmine cairn managed to kill @signal minnow by doing absolutely nothing. @signal minnow died.

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@remote pumice tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @remote pumice died.

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Low on health, @tranquil wyvern hid from @steel sentinel by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @normal coral
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @cursive ore
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet dune Apr 18, 2026, 5:40 PM

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bb!register

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 18, 2026, 5:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:43 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 18, 2026, 5:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:51 PM

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azure charm Apr 18, 2026, 6:12 PM

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amber ermine Apr 18, 2026, 6:20 PM

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oblique lantern Apr 18, 2026, 6:23 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 18, 2026, 6:25 PM

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remote pumice Apr 18, 2026, 6:29 PM

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bb!register

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urban fog Apr 18, 2026, 6:35 PM

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bb!register

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main geode Apr 18, 2026, 6:36 PM

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bb!register

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silent thunder Apr 18, 2026, 6:45 PM

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tame hatch Apr 18, 2026, 6:59 PM

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tough umbra Apr 18, 2026, 7:06 PM

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heady wasp Apr 18, 2026, 7:16 PM

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twin pewter Apr 18, 2026, 7:24 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @heady wasp, @main geode, @tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, @amber ermine, @velvet dune, @tame hatch, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @livid shuttle, @twin pewter, @silent thunder, and @azure charm
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@azure charm solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@tough umbra was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@heady wasp started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@urban fog looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@amber ermine went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@tough umbra became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @tough umbra died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @oblique lantern was the bartender, @tame hatch was the DJ, and @main geode was the pinata. @main geode died.

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@amber ermine fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn walked up to @urban fog and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @carmine cairn, that kills people! @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern stole @steel sentinel's lemons. @steel sentinel got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @tranquil wyvern's house down.

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@livid shuttle cornered @carmine cairn at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @carmine cairn started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@silent thunder fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @oblique lantern, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@oblique lantern accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @oblique lantern died.

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@azure charm was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@heady wasp equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@livid shuttle put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @livid shuttle died.

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@twin pewter found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@twin pewter got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @tranquil wyvern got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @twin pewter died.

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@azure charm had the high ground, but @heady wasp just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @azure charm toppling to their doom. @azure charm died.

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@silent thunder spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@tranquil wyvern found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @carmine cairn decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@velvet dune tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@remote pumice and @steel sentinel had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@silent thunder shot @velvet dune with a Water Gun. @velvet dune shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@tame hatch started barking like a dog while chasing @tranquil wyvern.

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@carmine cairn couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@tame hatch used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @tame hatch died.

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@silent thunder was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @silent thunder died.

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@remote pumice used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@tranquil wyvern stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @tranquil wyvern's ego received a small boost.

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@velvet dune swung a Purple Phaseblade at @heady wasp and missed. However, @heady wasp acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @velvet dune to receive a yellow card.

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@remote pumice shot their Megashark to the left of @tranquil wyvern just to scare them. @tranquil wyvern heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@remote pumice pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @remote pumice died.

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@heady wasp activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @heady wasp died.

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@velvet dune drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@velvet dune accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @heady wasp
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @silent thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 9th place: @azure charm
100 points go to 10th place: @twin pewter

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @heady wasp, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet dune, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @twin pewter, @azure charm, and @silent thunder
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@carmine cairn tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@tough umbra was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @tough umbra died.

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@silent thunder searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@tranquil wyvern tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@oblique lantern fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@heady wasp multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@azure charm accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@urban fog was tired of @heady wasp constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @heady wasp's front yard. @heady wasp died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @urban fog used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@oblique lantern took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @oblique lantern died.

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@velvet dune accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@silent thunder planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@carmine cairn commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@twin pewter forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @twin pewter died.

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@tranquil wyvern constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@silent thunder sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@tranquil wyvern wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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While exploring a swamp, @steel sentinel caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@azure charm dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @azure charm died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@silent thunder put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @silent thunder died.

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@steel sentinel drew swords on the ground. @velvet dune started stomping all over them. Furious, @steel sentinel picked one up and stabbed @velvet dune with it.. @velvet dune died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @steel sentinel's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @silent thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @azure charm
100 points go to 7th place: @twin pewter
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @heady wasp

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tough umbra Apr 18, 2026, 8:40 PM

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amber ermine Apr 18, 2026, 9:24 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 18, 2026, 9:27 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @velvet dune, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @weak island, @azure charm, and @woeful topaz
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@carmine cairn explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@tough umbra went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @velvet dune had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @tough umbra died.

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@weak island passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @amber ermine started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@azure charm threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @oblique lantern. Queen Bee died.

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@steel sentinel started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @woeful topaz forced them to put in some more effort.

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@quick pebble got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @quick pebble died.

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@woeful topaz and @velvet dune were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@carmine cairn started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@weak island farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@amber ermine gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @amber ermine died.

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@oblique lantern greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @oblique lantern died.

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@weak island sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @weak island died.

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@carmine cairn somehow convinced @azure charm that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @azure charm died.

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@steel sentinel built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@woeful topaz accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @woeful topaz died.

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@carmine cairn patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @steel sentinel in disguise.

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@velvet dune found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @steel sentinel, who was out swimming that day. @steel sentinel died.

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@velvet dune loves @carmine cairn to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @velvet dune died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @velvet dune
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @woeful topaz
150 points go to 5th place: @azure charm
150 points go to 6th place: @weak island
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @tough umbra

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tough umbra Apr 18, 2026, 9:49 PM

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raw moss Apr 18, 2026, 9:52 PM

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urban fog Apr 18, 2026, 10:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:30 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 18, 2026, 10:30 PM

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quick pebble Apr 18, 2026, 10:41 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 18, 2026, 10:47 PM

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silent thunder Apr 18, 2026, 11:04 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 18, 2026, 11:24 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 18, 2026, 11:25 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @quick pebble, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @silent thunder, and @woeful topaz
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@tough umbra was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @tough umbra died.

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@quick pebble theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@exotic saddle tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@raw moss saw @steel sentinel trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @raw moss is calling the police!

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@quick pebble blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @quick pebble died.

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@exotic saddle put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @exotic saddle died.

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@silent thunder tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@carmine cairn found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@urban fog overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@steel sentinel was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @steel sentinel died.

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@fiery belfry threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @silent thunder would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @silent thunder died.

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@woeful topaz tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@woeful topaz climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @woeful topaz died.

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@carmine cairn recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @carmine cairn concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@fiery belfry took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @woeful topaz
150 points go to 5th place: @silent thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @tough umbra

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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quick pebble Apr 19, 2026, 12:05 AM

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velvet dune Apr 19, 2026, 12:10 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 19, 2026, 12:29 AM

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turbid skiff Apr 19, 2026, 12:29 AM

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rancid dragon Apr 19, 2026, 12:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @quick pebble, @rancid dragon, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, and @silent thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@rancid dragon wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@remote pumice summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @remote pumice died.

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@quick pebble saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @quick pebble died.

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@carmine cairn put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@velvet dune made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@urban fog’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@raw moss caused @turbid skiff to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@silent thunder opened the front door and saw @velvet dune trying to murder the Guide. @silent thunder slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@rancid dragon was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @rancid dragon died.

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@urban fog met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @urban fog ended up completely fine.

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@raw moss felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @turbid skiff took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@carmine cairn smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@raw moss wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@urban fog was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @urban fog died.

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@silent thunder hid from @steel sentinel after @velvet dune exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@turbid skiff saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@velvet dune found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@silent thunder flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @silent thunder died.

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@turbid skiff found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@steel sentinel didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@velvet dune drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@steel sentinel tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@turbid skiff invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@turbid skiff started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @turbid skiff died.

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@raw moss returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@velvet dune went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @carmine cairn through the wall. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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After @raw moss went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @silent thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid dragon
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet dune Apr 19, 2026, 12:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 12:37 AM

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long vine Apr 19, 2026, 12:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 12:41 AM

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silent thunder Apr 19, 2026, 12:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 12:41 AM

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urban fog Apr 19, 2026, 1:14 AM

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steel sentinel Apr 19, 2026, 1:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 1:16 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 19, 2026, 1:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 1:25 AM

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exotic saddle Apr 19, 2026, 1:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 1:32 AM

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raw moss Apr 19, 2026, 1:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 1:40 AM

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glacial totem Apr 19, 2026, 1:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 1:47 AM

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quick pebble Apr 19, 2026, 2:23 AM

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short snow Apr 19, 2026, 2:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 2:24 AM

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hexed notch Apr 19, 2026, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 2:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @quick pebble, @long vine, @velvet dune, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @short snow, and @silent thunder
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@glacial totem swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @glacial totem died.

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@urban fog couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@carmine cairn purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @carmine cairn ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@quick pebble was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @quick pebble died.

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@exotic saddle tried to attack @hexed notch with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@exotic saddle literally can't even. @exotic saddle died.

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@short snow found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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While examining a strange emblem, @urban fog accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @urban fog died.

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@short snow began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@silent thunder told @short snow to step off their carpet, which they did. @silent thunder proceeded to murder @short snow, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @short snow died.

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@carmine cairn started rallying for goblin rights.

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@velvet dune crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@steel sentinel found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@raw moss launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@silent thunder donated all of their organs to those in need. @silent thunder died.

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@hexed notch's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @raw moss suggested using cover against them. @carmine cairn recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@velvet dune declared that 64 was their favorite number. @steel sentinel wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @velvet dune by stabbing them 64 times. @velvet dune died.

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@steel sentinel woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@long vine managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @long vine found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @long vine died.

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@raw moss received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @silent thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @short snow
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 19, 2026, 2:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 2:37 AM

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idle egret Apr 19, 2026, 2:47 AM

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steel sentinel Apr 19, 2026, 2:57 AM

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fast nacelle Apr 19, 2026, 2:58 AM

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chrome glacier Apr 19, 2026, 3:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 3:01 AM

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long vine Apr 19, 2026, 3:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 3:05 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 19, 2026, 3:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 3:20 AM

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urban fog Apr 19, 2026, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 3:29 AM

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quick pebble Apr 19, 2026, 3:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 3:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 4:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

oblique lantern Apr 19, 2026, 5:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 5:00 AM

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vivid ice Apr 19, 2026, 5:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 5:18 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @chrome glacier, @raw moss, @fast nacelle, @idle egret, @quick pebble, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, and @vivid ice
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@chrome glacier activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @chrome glacier died.

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@oblique lantern started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@quick pebble built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@idle egret tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @idle egret died.

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@urban fog talked with @fast nacelle about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@carmine cairn suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@quick pebble couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Light's Bane to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @quick pebble's heart and brain. @quick pebble died.

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@vivid ice finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@fast nacelle tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@urban fog traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@oblique lantern tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @oblique lantern quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @steel sentinel

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@steel sentinel was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @steel sentinel died.

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@vivid ice got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@urban fog started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@oblique lantern drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @oblique lantern died.

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@fast nacelle tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @fast nacelle died.

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@long vine tried to set up a campfire, but @raw moss drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@raw moss tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@vivid ice took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @vivid ice died.

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@long vine cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @long vine's heart! @long vine died.

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@raw moss accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @vivid ice
150 points go to 5th place: @fast nacelle
150 points go to 6th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @idle egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Apr 19, 2026, 5:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 5:38 AM

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vivid ice Apr 19, 2026, 5:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 5:39 AM

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raw moss Apr 19, 2026, 5:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 5:39 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 19, 2026, 5:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 5:41 AM

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quick pebble Apr 19, 2026, 5:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 5:42 AM

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short snow Apr 19, 2026, 6:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 6:15 AM

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pastel timber Apr 19, 2026, 6:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 6:20 AM

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urban fog Apr 19, 2026, 6:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 6:22 AM

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twin pewter Apr 19, 2026, 6:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 6:31 AM

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modern plover Apr 19, 2026, 7:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 7:23 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @quick pebble, @long vine, @pastel timber, @modern plover, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @short snow, @livid shuttle, @twin pewter, and @vivid ice
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@urban fog took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@vivid ice built a floating city and named it "England".

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@quick pebble decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @quick pebble died.

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@modern plover tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @modern plover died.

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@urban fog ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @urban fog died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@oblique lantern vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @oblique lantern died.

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@short snow tried to kill @twin pewter by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@long vine built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@short snow kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @livid shuttle had had enough, so they scooped @short snow to death with an ice cream spoon. @short snow died.

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@pastel timber tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @pastel timber's mouth.

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@vivid ice gazed at clouds with @twin pewter. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@raw moss claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@livid shuttle and @pastel timber were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @livid shuttle fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine bought a Gatligator and fired it at @vivid ice for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @long vine furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@twin pewter tried to throw a Gungnir at @raw moss before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@vivid ice ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@twin pewter took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @twin pewter died.

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@long vine used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@vivid ice thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @vivid ice's potions with Red Potions. @vivid ice died.

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@pastel timber tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@long vine got quantum-entangled with @raw moss, and used this opportunity to force @raw moss to pick their own nose.

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@pastel timber wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@raw moss gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @vivid ice
150 points go to 5th place: @twin pewter
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @short snow
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 19, 2026, 7:39 AM

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long vine Apr 19, 2026, 7:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 7:40 AM

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main idol Apr 19, 2026, 7:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 7:43 AM

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twin pewter Apr 19, 2026, 7:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 7:44 AM

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vivid ice Apr 19, 2026, 7:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 7:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 19, 2026, 7:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 7:52 AM

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quick pebble Apr 19, 2026, 7:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 7:53 AM

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@fading elbow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 19, 2026, 8:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 8:11 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber Apr 19, 2026, 8:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 8:21 AM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fading elbow, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @main idol, @livid shuttle, @twin pewter, and @vivid ice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@pastel timber crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@livid shuttle had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@raw moss tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @raw moss died.

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@quick pebble went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@long vine entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@fading elbow received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@quick pebble was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @quick pebble died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@vivid ice crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@amber ermine sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@amber ermine pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @amber ermine died.

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@vivid ice started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@main idol tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @main idol died.

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@livid shuttle was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @livid shuttle suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@long vine wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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Thanks to @livid shuttle's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @fading elbow's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @livid shuttle died.

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@twin pewter couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@twin pewter asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @fading elbow, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @twin pewter to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @twin pewter died.

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@vivid ice swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @vivid ice died.

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@fading elbow used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @fading elbow. @fading elbow died.

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@long vine tried to confess their love to @pastel timber, but @pastel timber interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @tranquil wyvern did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine shot @pastel timber to death with a finger gun. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fading elbow
150 points go to 5th place: @vivid ice
150 points go to 6th place: @twin pewter
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @main idol
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@fading elbow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 19, 2026, 8:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 8:38 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 19, 2026, 8:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 8:44 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

twin pewter Apr 19, 2026, 8:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 8:44 AM

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@twin pewter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 19, 2026, 8:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 8:49 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 19, 2026, 9:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 9:15 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 19, 2026, 9:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 9:28 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Apr 19, 2026, 9:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

honest pine Apr 19, 2026, 9:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

main idol Apr 19, 2026, 10:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 10:00 AM

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@main idol, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Apr 19, 2026, 10:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 10:09 AM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber Apr 19, 2026, 10:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 19, 2026, 10:26 AM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @honest pine, @fading elbow, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @main idol, @livid shuttle, @lime creek, and @twin pewter
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@honest pine was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@jolly swift's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @jolly swift died.

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@pastel timber heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@main idol found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @main idol walked out the door.

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@long vine tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@raw moss found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@hexed notch found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@honest pine accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @honest pine died.