#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 201

gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 1:29 AM

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long vine Apr 17, 2026, 1:31 AM

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velvet dune Apr 17, 2026, 1:38 AM

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glacial totem Apr 17, 2026, 1:40 AM

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proud lava Apr 17, 2026, 1:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 1:43 AM

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normal coral Apr 17, 2026, 2:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 2:12 AM

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@normal coral, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 17, 2026, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 2:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @quick pebble, @proud lava, @velvet dune, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @hardy patio, and @normal coral
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@normal coral stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@long vine ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @long vine died.

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@proud lava ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @proud lava died.

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@raw moss killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@exotic saddle fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog's booty was plundered by pirates. @urban fog died.

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@hardy patio found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@fiery belfry used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@quick pebble got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@normal coral drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @normal coral died.

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@raw moss didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @glacial totem, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @glacial totem died.

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@velvet dune tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn and @fiery belfry were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @carmine cairn suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @fiery belfry turned around to look. @fiery belfry died.

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After @quick pebble drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @quick pebble died.

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@hardy patio sat on a wall. @hardy patio had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @hardy patio together again. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn spotted a Demon Scythe on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @raw moss, but left @carmine cairn alone because they smelled funny. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @normal coral
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

hardy patio Apr 17, 2026, 2:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 2:38 AM

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long vine Apr 17, 2026, 2:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 2:40 AM

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vestal arch Apr 17, 2026, 2:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 2:41 AM

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raw moss Apr 17, 2026, 2:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 2:45 AM

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quick pebble Apr 17, 2026, 2:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 2:48 AM

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brave shore Apr 17, 2026, 2:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 2:50 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 17, 2026, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 3:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 17, 2026, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 3:30 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

glacial totem Apr 17, 2026, 3:34 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 3:34 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wraith sage Apr 17, 2026, 3:54 AM

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urban fog Apr 17, 2026, 4:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 4:19 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @quick pebble, @long vine, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @vestal arch
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @carmine cairn died.

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@livid shuttle found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@quick pebble shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @quick pebble's head. @quick pebble died.

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@urban fog forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @urban fog died.

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@vestal arch got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@brave shore obscured @hardy patio's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @hardy patio escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@livid shuttle got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @livid shuttle died.

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@vestal arch stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@glacial totem hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@brave shore tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @raw moss, but they were in broad daylight.

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@long vine failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@fiery belfry buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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The Demolitionist told @vestal arch that it was a good day to die. @vestal arch thought so too. @vestal arch died.

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@fiery belfry eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@hardy patio chased @fiery belfry with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@hardy patio was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@brave shore drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@long vine and @glacial totem decided to play catch with a Chlorophyte Claymore. @long vine missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @long vine died.

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@raw moss spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@raw moss became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@glacial totem found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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No one told @brave shore that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

hardy patio Apr 17, 2026, 4:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 4:41 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 17, 2026, 4:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 4:42 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Apr 17, 2026, 4:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 4:49 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 17, 2026, 4:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 4:50 AM

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vestal arch Apr 17, 2026, 4:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 4:51 AM

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long vine Apr 17, 2026, 4:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 4:55 AM

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wraith sage Apr 17, 2026, 4:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 4:58 AM

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amber ermine Apr 17, 2026, 5:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 5:21 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 17, 2026, 5:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 5:25 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@hazy oracle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @amber ermine, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @vestal arch, @wraith sage, and @hazy oracle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem attacked @raw moss with a Legendary Zenith, but @raw moss's pen was mightier. @glacial totem died.

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@hazy oracle murdered @hardy patio with a knife, but it was actually @amber ermine in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @hazy oracle didn't care that much. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry knocked furiously on @long vine's door while holding an axe. @long vine shouted, "Who's there?"

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@urban fog's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @urban fog died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @vestal arch's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @vestal arch died.

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@hardy patio was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@wraith sage tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @fiery belfry's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @wraith sage died.

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@raw moss took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @hazy oracle would soon die a gruesome death. @hazy oracle ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@fiery belfry tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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The Nurse told @fiery belfry they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @fiery belfry died.

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@hazy oracle was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @hazy oracle died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @hardy patio up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @hardy patio off said cliff. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@long vine lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @hazy oracle
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @wraith sage
100 points go to 7th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

vestal arch Apr 17, 2026, 5:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 5:36 AM

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@vestal arch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Apr 17, 2026, 5:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 5:48 AM

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raw moss Apr 17, 2026, 5:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 5:51 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 17, 2026, 5:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 5:55 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 17, 2026, 5:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 5:59 AM

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urban fog Apr 17, 2026, 6:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 6:00 AM

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tame hatch Apr 17, 2026, 6:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 6:05 AM

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uneven grove Apr 17, 2026, 6:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 6:14 AM

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@uneven grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber Apr 17, 2026, 6:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 6:19 AM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

remote pumice Apr 17, 2026, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 7:29 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @remote pumice, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @tame hatch, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @vestal arch, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hardy patio obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@amber ermine went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @vestal arch flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@pastel timber made some Synonym Rolls for @long vine and @tame hatch. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@amber ermine tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @amber ermine died.

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After years of research, @tame hatch found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @tame hatch died.

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@uneven grove shot @urban fog in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @urban fog died.

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@vestal arch ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @vestal arch died.

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@pastel timber got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@uneven grove explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@hardy patio gave a hug to @raw moss and almost choked them to death!

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@uneven grove ran with scissors. @uneven grove died.

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@long vine was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@remote pumice donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@pastel timber ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @pastel timber died.

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@remote pumice tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @long vine's canvas.

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@long vine wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@hardy patio learned all of @raw moss's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@raw moss took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @long vine and @hardy patio ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@hardy patio was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss ran out of bullets while fighting @long vine, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

urban fog Apr 17, 2026, 7:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 7:39 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

uneven grove Apr 17, 2026, 7:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 7:42 AM

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@uneven grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 17, 2026, 7:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 7:45 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 17, 2026, 7:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 7:49 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 17, 2026, 7:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 7:54 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 17, 2026, 8:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 8:21 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 8:55 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Apr 17, 2026, 9:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 9:06 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 17, 2026, 9:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 9:06 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff Apr 17, 2026, 9:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 9:07 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Apr 17, 2026, 9:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 17, 2026, 9:25 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @remote pumice, @urban fog, @turbid skiff, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hardy patio managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@urban fog was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @remote pumice. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @urban fog died.

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@uneven grove snuck up behind @hexed notch, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @uneven grove decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@turbid skiff tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@waxen marlin followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @waxen marlin died.

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@uneven grove used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tranquil wyvern tested this theory on @uneven grove, who bounced, and ended up being right. @uneven grove died.

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@hexed notch and @remote pumice found themselves falling from a considerable height. @hexed notch landed in a pool of water. @remote pumice did not. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @raw moss responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@long vine sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tranquil wyvern argued with @hardy patio about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@livid shuttle performed surgery on a grape.

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@livid shuttle practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @raw moss and @hexed notch got their chainsaws ready.

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@hexed notch accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @hexed notch died.

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@turbid skiff gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @turbid skiff died.

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@livid shuttle panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @livid shuttle died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @tranquil wyvern a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @long vine with it. However, @tranquil wyvern clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @raw moss tattled on them.

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@long vine trapped @hardy patio in a maze, but while they were taunting @hardy patio, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@hardy patio dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss played rock-paper-scissors with @long vine. @raw moss played paper. @long vine played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @raw moss was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @prisma seal, @raw moss, @long star, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @quick pebble, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, and @normal coral
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@tranquil wyvern got a piggyback ride from @prisma seal, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @prisma seal died.

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@long vine donned a Martian costume and chased @long star in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @long star died.

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@hardy patio looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@quick pebble accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @quick pebble allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@fiery belfry lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @fiery belfry died.

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@urban fog learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@azure sundial briefly considered proposing marriage to @waxen marlin, but married a bee instead.

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@tranquil wyvern ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @tranquil wyvern, @waxen marlin broke their fall with their own body. @waxen marlin died.

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@hardy patio crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @normal coral laughed at them, not knowing that @hardy patio was just a completionist.

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@long vine overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@quick pebble attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@raw moss tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@normal coral invited @tranquil wyvern to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @normal coral was mauled by wolves. @normal coral died.

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@long vine tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @long vine didn't know that.

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@hardy patio drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@tranquil wyvern burned @azure sundial to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @tranquil wyvern for reading books. @azure sundial died.

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@quick pebble encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @quick pebble died.

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@carmine cairn dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @raw moss diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@tranquil wyvern found a hill and started to roll down it. @tranquil wyvern was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine tried to kill @carmine cairn with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@long vine constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@long vine stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @long vine died.

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After opening a present, @raw moss discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@raw moss developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@carmine cairn traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 7th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 8th place: @normal coral
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @long star, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, and @normal coral
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@long star's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @long star died.

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@quick pebble challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @quick pebble died.

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@long vine used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @long vine died.

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@soft lark discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@amber ermine sniped @normal coral with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, it was opposite day. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @waxen marlin died.

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@normal coral ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @normal coral died.

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@soft lark tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@carmine cairn used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@pastel timber climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tranquil wyvern and @hardy patio.

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@raw moss realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@soft lark found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @soft lark died.

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@pastel timber found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@raw moss tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@tranquil wyvern found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@hardy patio tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @hardy patio to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @hardy patio was caught in the crossfire. @hardy patio died.

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The Wizard showed @carmine cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@raw moss aimed a spinning toy at @carmine cairn, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@carmine cairn handed @raw moss a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 7th place: @normal coral
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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@hardy patio joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@waxen marlin tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@long vine fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@raw moss jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@tranquil wyvern tried attacking @steel sentinel, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@amber ermine was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @amber ermine into the freezing cold water. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@carmine cairn brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@waxen marlin accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @waxen marlin died. @waxen marlin died. @waxen marlin died. @waxen marlin died.

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@jolly swift tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@normal coral started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @normal coral soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @normal coral died.

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@hardy patio and @steel sentinel played catch with a Paladin. @hardy patio accidentally fumbled a catch. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@pastel timber gave @tranquil wyvern Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@carmine cairn tried to high-five @jolly swift, but @jolly swift went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @pastel timber some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @pastel timber died.

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While @jolly swift looked inside a Corruption chasm, @long vine pranked them by pushing them inside. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@carmine cairn was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @normal coral
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @long vine, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @bronze lynx, @rocky crown, @prime anvil, @near mortar, @wet merlin, and @normal coral
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@bronze lynx trapped @tranquil wyvern in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tranquil wyvern managed to escape regardless.

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@jolly swift followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @jolly swift died.

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@wet merlin found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@quick pebble started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@carmine cairn teleported behind @quick pebble using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @quick pebble died.

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@normal coral and @long vine were having a nice picnic on the beach when @prime anvil stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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After eating supper together, @rocky crown betrayed @bronze lynx in exchange for 30 silver coins. @bronze lynx died.

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@pastel timber wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@rocky crown accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @rocky crown died.

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@prime anvil sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @prime anvil died.

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@near mortar discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @near mortar died.

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@long vine fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@normal coral saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@wet merlin was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @wet merlin died.

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@steel sentinel asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@pastel timber drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@tranquil wyvern equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @normal coral into approaching. @tranquil wyvern then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @normal coral with two Sniper Rifle shots. @normal coral died.

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@long vine wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@pastel timber tried to stab @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @pastel timber tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@long vine drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@hexed notch curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @hexed notch in half. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @carmine cairn demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @pastel timber by two. @pastel timber died.

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@steel sentinel confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@carmine cairn crafted @long vine into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@steel sentinel saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@carmine cairn found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@steel sentinel tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @normal coral
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @prime anvil

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @long vine, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @tame hatch, @steel sentinel, @severe spoke, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, @rocky crown, @near mortar, @wet merlin, and @normal coral
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@tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, and @rocky crown raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@tame hatch was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @wet merlin's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @tame hatch died.

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@pastel timber started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @waxen marlin and @steel sentinel out.

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@near mortar threw @severe spoke in the washing machine and turned it on. @severe spoke died.

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@waxen marlin woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @waxen marlin died.

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@jolly swift tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@near mortar's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @near mortar died.

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@long vine flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@carmine cairn recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@pastel timber fed @steel sentinel several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@wet merlin called @jolly swift on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @wet merlin died.

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@rocky crown paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic S.D.M.G..

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@normal coral stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@turbid skiff got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@long vine decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@normal coral tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @normal coral died.

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@rocky crown was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @rocky crown died.

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@long vine accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @long vine was forgiven.

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@steel sentinel was briefly jumpscared by @pastel timber wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@carmine cairn found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@remote pumice had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @remote pumice's skull. @remote pumice died.

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@pastel timber painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@long vine wanted to start a band, and recruited @carmine cairn as their keyboard player. @carmine cairn showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@turbid skiff thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @turbid skiff died.

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@steel sentinel put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@pastel timber accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @pastel timber, go jump off that cliff. @pastel timber died.

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@jolly swift found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@jolly swift started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @jolly swift suddenly didn't feel so good. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel took aim at @tranquil wyvern from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@tranquil wyvern angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel sharpened @carmine cairn's face at a Sharpening Station. @carmine cairn became the sharpest tool in the shed. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @long vine, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 10th place: @normal coral

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @subtle gorge, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @normal coral, and @signal minnow
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@pastel timber had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@jolly swift lulled @subtle gorge into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @subtle gorge died.

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@signal minnow started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@long vine summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @long vine died.

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@urban fog had a terrible night. @urban fog died.

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A zombie snuck up on @waxen marlin and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @waxen marlin died.

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@hexed notch summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @livid shuttle felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@steel sentinel adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @normal coral wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @steel sentinel all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@carmine cairn wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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There was a snake in @livid shuttle's boot! @livid shuttle died.

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@normal coral fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @normal coral died.

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@quick pebble trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@hexed notch was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@signal minnow's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @signal minnow died.

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@turbid skiff tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@jolly swift declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @jolly swift's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@pastel timber found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @turbid skiff was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@steel sentinel paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Zombie Arm.

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@turbid skiff became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @hexed notch found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @hexed notch was trapped for all eternity. @hexed notch died.

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@quick pebble refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@tranquil wyvern hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@jolly swift calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@carmine cairn created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @carmine cairn's artistic genius.

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@steel sentinel wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @tranquil wyvern killed them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @steel sentinel died.

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@quick pebble got impaled by Mourning Wood. @quick pebble died.

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@pastel timber hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @pastel timber died.

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@jolly swift attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @carmine cairn watched the carnage from a safe distance. @jolly swift died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 10th place: @normal coral

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There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @marble socket, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @wet merlin, @signal minnow, and @normal coral
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@tranquil wyvern invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@marble socket sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @marble socket died.

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@quick pebble wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @quick pebble died.

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@urban fog was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @urban fog died.

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@steel sentinel picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@waxen marlin pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @waxen marlin died.

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@pastel timber was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@wet merlin felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @steel sentinel setting explosives beneath them. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @tranquil wyvern lived.

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@jolly swift walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@signal minnow used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @signal minnow died.

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@normal coral picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @normal coral died.

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@tranquil wyvern killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@pastel timber had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@tranquil wyvern learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@pastel timber used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @pastel timber died.

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@jolly swift accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @steel sentinel was watching. @jolly swift died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @normal coral
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @chrome glacier, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @desert python, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @wet merlin, and @normal coral
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@tranquil wyvern started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @wet merlin and @desert python.

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@steel sentinel found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @tough umbra died.

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@hexed notch looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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After an intense fight, @turbid skiff was beaten by @quick pebble in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @quick pebble told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@quick pebble embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @quick pebble tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @quick pebble died.

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The moon hit @wet merlin's eye like a big pizza pie. @wet merlin died.

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@carmine cairn developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@chrome glacier stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @chrome glacier blinked first.

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@normal coral tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @normal coral died.

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@turbid skiff walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @turbid skiff died.

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@chrome glacier put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @chrome glacier died.

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@desert python wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@carmine cairn followed @steel sentinel into the jungle. @carmine cairn started looking left, right and center for @steel sentinel, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@desert python was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @desert python died.

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Santa Claus asked @pastel timber what they wanted for Christmas. @pastel timber replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@pastel timber traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hexed notch felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @jolly swift died.

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@pastel timber went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @desert python
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 10th place: @normal coral

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tough umbra Apr 17, 2026, 8:45 PM

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glacial totem Apr 17, 2026, 9:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @heady wasp, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @severe spoke, @signal minnow, and @normal coral
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@tough umbra tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @tough umbra died.

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@tranquil wyvern was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @heady wasp. @heady wasp died.

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@quick pebble started blocking @carmine cairn's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@signal minnow smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@glacial totem screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@exotic saddle found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@exotic saddle put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@exotic saddle died.

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@steel sentinel tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @severe spoke's head instead. @severe spoke died.

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@signal minnow and @quick pebble attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@normal coral drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@carmine cairn wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@glacial totem tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@quick pebble made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@tranquil wyvern was cornered by @glacial totem, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@signal minnow used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@carmine cairn's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @carmine cairn! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@normal coral tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@steel sentinel started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@normal coral stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@glacial totem left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@quick pebble was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@signal minnow made fun of @carmine cairn for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @carmine cairn shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @signal minnow died.

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@normal coral tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @normal coral's mind right in front of their face. @normal coral died.

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@steel sentinel was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@tranquil wyvern tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@steel sentinel dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@tranquil wyvern used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@quick pebble tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @quick pebble died.

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@glacial totem uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @normal coral
100 points go to 7th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 8th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @heady wasp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Apr 17, 2026, 10:14 PM

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urban fog Apr 17, 2026, 10:54 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 17, 2026, 11:28 PM

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glacial totem Apr 17, 2026, 11:30 PM

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tame hatch Apr 18, 2026, 12:23 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @chrome glacier, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @exotic saddle, @tame hatch, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @turbid skiff, and @vivid ice
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@glacial totem went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@raw moss drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @exotic saddle was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@turbid skiff took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@glacial totem started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @glacial totem died.

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@vivid ice tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@chrome glacier drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @chrome glacier died.

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@heady wasp mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@carmine cairn wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@tame hatch found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@steel sentinel started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@raw moss summoned the Old One's Army while @heady wasp was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @heady wasp died.

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@exotic saddle jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @exotic saddle died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @steel sentinel, @vivid ice leaned away and farted.

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@urban fog drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@tame hatch wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @urban fog wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @tame hatch killed the Traveling Merchant first. @tame hatch died.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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Several players decided to form a band. @carmine cairn was the trumpet, @vivid ice was the clarinetist, @turbid skiff was the drummer, and @urban fog was the drum. @urban fog died.

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@steel sentinel fired their bow at @turbid skiff, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @steel sentinel gave up.

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@carmine cairn aimed a Last Prism beam at @vivid ice, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@raw moss opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@vivid ice took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @vivid ice died.

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@raw moss used their Muramasa to lop off @turbid skiff's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @raw moss invented golf. @turbid skiff died.

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@steel sentinel tried to assassinate @carmine cairn, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@steel sentinel was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@raw moss had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@carmine cairn went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @steel sentinel spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@steel sentinel was stalking @raw moss's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @raw moss got too close while watching. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @vivid ice
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @heady wasp
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 18, 2026, 1:06 AM

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tame hatch Apr 18, 2026, 1:27 AM

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long vine Apr 18, 2026, 1:48 AM

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near mortar Apr 18, 2026, 1:50 AM

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quick pebble Apr 18, 2026, 2:00 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 18, 2026, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:30 AM

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@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @chrome glacier, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @fiery belfry, @quick pebble, @long vine, @tame hatch, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem picked a fight with a goose. @glacial totem died.

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@chrome glacier was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @chrome glacier died.

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@heady wasp got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @heady wasp died.

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@long vine took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@tame hatch got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @tame hatch died.

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@raw moss bashed @quick pebble in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@near mortar murdered @urban fog by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @urban fog died.

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@near mortar hosted a spelling bee! @fiery belfry had to spell "cat". @steel sentinel had to spell "rain". @carmine cairn had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@quick pebble somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@steel sentinel found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@near mortar didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @near mortar died.

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@fiery belfry was buried under an avalanche that @carmine cairn had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @long vine died.

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@quick pebble was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @quick pebble die

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @quick pebble is now goo. @quick pebble died.

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@raw moss wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 10th place: @heady wasp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Apr 18, 2026, 2:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:37 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

frigid wharf Apr 18, 2026, 2:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:40 AM

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@frigid wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 18, 2026, 2:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:41 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quick pebble Apr 18, 2026, 2:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:42 AM

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 18, 2026, 3:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:19 AM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

shadow owl Apr 18, 2026, 3:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:21 AM

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@shadow owl, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 18, 2026, 3:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 18, 2026, 3:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:26 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next topaz Apr 18, 2026, 3:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:26 AM

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@next topaz, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vivid ice Apr 18, 2026, 3:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:27 AM

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@vivid ice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Apr 18, 2026, 3:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:27 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @shadow owl, @fiery belfry, @quick pebble, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @brave shore, @frigid wharf, @next topaz, and @vivid ice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@quick pebble made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @quick pebble died.

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@brave shore was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @brave shore died.

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@fiery belfry took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@long vine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@shadow owl built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@frigid wharf set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@raw moss headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@exotic saddle got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@frigid wharf wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @frigid wharf's head. @frigid wharf died.

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@exotic saddle modified @vivid ice's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @vivid ice was never seen again. @vivid ice died.

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@carmine cairn began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@next topaz was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @next topaz died.

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@raw moss suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@exotic saddle equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @exotic saddle died.

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@fiery belfry just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@shadow owl trash talked @raw moss, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @shadow owl suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @shadow owl died.

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@long vine and @carmine cairn had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@long vine started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@carmine cairn dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @carmine cairn is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@fiery belfry looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @raw moss turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!