epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@fickle tree drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@carmine cairn suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@signal minnow reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @clever sundial in a Fish costume.

@carmine cairn passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@fickle tree tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @fickle tree died.

@clever sundial tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

@signal minnow asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

@carmine cairn captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

@clever sundial wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@signal minnow built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@clever sundial went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @signal minnow summoned the Impending Doom. @clever sundial died.

While in the Underground Jungle, @signal minnow used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @signal minnow died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @signal minnow
250 points go to 3rd place: @clever sundial
150 points go to 4th place: @fickle tree
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[waxen marlin]

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[hazy oracle]

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[proud lava]

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[idle egret]

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[urban fog]

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[glacial totem]

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[signal minnow]

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[clever sundial]

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[carmine cairn]

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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[prime anvil]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @clever sundial, @idle egret, @proud lava, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @prime anvil, @hazy oracle, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

@waxen marlin was cornered by @prime anvil, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@hazy oracle spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

@glacial totem has fallen, and they can't get up. @glacial totem died.

@idle egret was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @idle egret died.

Using some fast flying maneuvers, @livid shuttle managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

@proud lava put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@proud lava died.

@signal minnow didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @urban fog's. @urban fog died.

@waxen marlin was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @waxen marlin died.

@livid shuttle spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @livid shuttle still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @livid shuttle died.

@hazy oracle had @prime anvil lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @prime anvil, this wasn't a magic show. @prime anvil died.

@carmine cairn built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@hazy oracle tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @hazy oracle died.

@signal minnow and @fiery belfry engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @fiery belfry blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @fiery belfry died.

@raw moss found @clever sundial sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@clever sundial was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @clever sundial died.

@signal minnow found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @signal minnow died.

@raw moss took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

Low on health, @raw moss hid from @carmine cairn by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @clever sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @hazy oracle
100 points go to 7th place: @prime anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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[idle egret]

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[urban fog]

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[long vine]

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[glacial totem]

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[raw moss]

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @idle egret, @long vine, @amber ermine, @urban fog, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban fog watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

@glacial totem took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn, @amber ermine, and @hexed notch worked on a group project, but it looked like @carmine cairn was doing most of the work.

@waxen marlin built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@fiery belfry dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @amber ermine diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

@urban fog told @idle egret that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @idle egret vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

Thanks to @fiery belfry's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @hexed notch's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @fiery belfry died.

@long vine distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@idle egret carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @idle egret died.

@carmine cairn tried to shoot an apple off of @amber ermine's head. @carmine cairn's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @amber ermine died.

@long vine ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@hexed notch found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

@urban fog played rock-paper-scissors with @hexed notch. @urban fog played paper. @hexed notch played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @urban fog was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @urban fog died.

@long vine confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@waxen marlin soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @waxen marlin dyed.

@carmine cairn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@long vine broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

@carmine cairn and @hexed notch got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@waxen marlin got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @waxen marlin died.

@hexed notch tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@carmine cairn found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

@long vine played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@long vine drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@hexed notch started riding a Unicorn. @carmine cairn chased @hexed notch while knocking two coconut halves together.

@carmine cairn felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@long vine found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@carmine cairn was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @hexed notch with its horns. @hexed notch died.

@long vine triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[signal minnow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[smoky meadow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@smoky meadow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @smoky meadow, @idle egret, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @potent talon, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @glacial totem died.

@urban fog screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@smoky meadow slammed @idle egret into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @idle egret died.

@signal minnow donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@amber ermine wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@amber ermine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @amber ermine died.

@urban fog moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @urban fog died.

After @potent talon drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @potent talon died.

@smoky meadow used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @smoky meadow died.

@signal minnow huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @raw moss also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

@hexed notch was in the middle of taking a shower when @pastel timber took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @hexed notch died.

@signal minnow became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@pastel timber thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @pastel timber died.

@raw moss threw @signal minnow into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @raw moss a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @signal minnow died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @signal minnow
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @smoky meadow
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[pastel timber]

bb!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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[hexed notch]

bb!register

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[azure sundial]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[real gale]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lapis python]

bb!register

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@lapis python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @idle egret, @long vine, @pastel timber, @real gale, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, and @lapis python
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@idle egret accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @idle egret died.

@pastel timber was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @pastel timber died.

@hexed notch opened the front door and saw @fiery belfry trying to murder the Guide. @hexed notch slowly closed the door and walked away.

@lapis python tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@real gale ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@urban fog had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @long vine shot them with an arrow. @urban fog died.

@raw moss thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@livid shuttle ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @livid shuttle died.

Someone let the dogs out! @fiery belfry tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @fiery belfry died.

@long vine fed @azure sundial several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@hexed notch tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @hexed notch died.

@azure sundial felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @real gale took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

@lapis python decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @lapis python died.

The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @real gale was caught in the crossfire. @real gale died.

@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

@long vine drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @long vine died.

@azure sundial started rallying for goblin rights.

@azure sundial finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

The sun burnt @raw moss into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

Oh? Instead of running away, @raw moss is approaching @azure sundial!

@azure sundial was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @azure sundial died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @azure sundial
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @lapis python
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @pastel timber

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[uneven grove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@uneven grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[bleak perch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@bleak perch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lapis python]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lapis python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!REGISTEr

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@bleak perch, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @idle egret, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, @lapis python, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@idle egret was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @idle egret died.

@long vine wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@amber ermine made fun of @hexed notch for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @hexed notch shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @amber ermine died.

@pastel timber walked up to @waxen marlin and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @pastel timber, that kills people! @waxen marlin died.

@turbid skiff told @tranquil wyvern a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

@bleak perch traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @bleak perch did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @bleak perch died.

@hexed notch shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @hexed notch died.

@raw moss found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@long vine looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

@tranquil wyvern was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

@lapis python found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@uneven grove let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

@uneven grove built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @uneven grove died.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @pastel timber died.

@lapis python cornered @turbid skiff at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @turbid skiff started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@long vine searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

@turbid skiff was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @turbid skiff died.

@raw moss fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @raw moss died.

@lapis python "borrowed" @long vine's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @long vine's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @lapis python could return it.

@long vine stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

@lapis python thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @lapis python died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @lapis python
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @bleak perch
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[uneven grove]

bb!register

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[pastel timber]

bb!REgistER

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[long vine]

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[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[turbid skiff]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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[quick pebble]

bb!register

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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[lapis python]

bb!register

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@lapis python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@raw moss, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, @brave shore, @lapis python, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fiery belfry was infected by a zombie virus. @fiery belfry died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

@waxen marlin took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

@amber ermine was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @amber ermine died.

@waxen marlin ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @waxen marlin died.

@uneven grove joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@turbid skiff ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@uneven grove drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @uneven grove died.

@brave shore made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tranquil wyvern walked all over it. #(##^)#

@pastel timber tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @pastel timber died.

@raw moss told @fiery belfry a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @fiery belfry died.

@tranquil wyvern started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @tranquil wyvern decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@long vine's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @long vine! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@lapis python and @brave shore had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@turbid skiff fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@quick pebble took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@quick pebble found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@tranquil wyvern made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@raw moss saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @quick pebble instead. @quick pebble died.

@lapis python’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@tranquil wyvern suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @tranquil wyvern died.

@turbid skiff smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

@turbid skiff was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @turbid skiff died.

@brave shore comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@raw moss splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @long vine observed disapprovingly.

@brave shore hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @brave shore could pull it to shore.

@long vine tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @long vine then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @long vine died.

@lapis python consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

@brave shore popped @lapis python by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @lapis python died.

@raw moss tried to confess their love to @brave shore, but @brave shore interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@brave shore was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @lapis python
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 10th place: @uneven grove

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[tough umbra]

bb!register

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[forest dragon]

bb!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @forest dragon, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tough umbra shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @tough umbra's head. @tough umbra died.

@forest dragon was playing hide and seek with @livid shuttle and @long vine, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @forest dragon died.

@long vine failed to properly hydrate. @long vine died.

@raw moss murdered @waxen marlin by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @waxen marlin died.

@hexed notch used their embezzled funds to shred through @livid shuttle with a Coin Gun. @livid shuttle died.

@fiery belfry started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @raw moss and @pastel timber out.

@hexed notch challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @hexed notch died.

@pastel timber was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @pastel timber died.

@raw moss desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@fiery belfry tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@tranquil wyvern was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@tranquil wyvern flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @raw moss when the world was flipped.

@fiery belfry wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

@tranquil wyvern decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

@fiery belfry threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@raw moss had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@tranquil wyvern put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @tranquil wyvern died.

@fiery belfry was ordered by @raw moss to sing a song or be killed. @fiery belfry tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @fiery belfry died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @forest dragon
100 points go to 10th place: @tough umbra

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[strange anvil]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tough umbra]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[tiny musk]

bb!register

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[proud lava]

bb!register

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[keen pond]

bb!register

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @tiny musk, @keen pond, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @strange anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@tough umbra curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @tough umbra in half. @tough umbra died.

@tiny musk got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @tiny musk died.

@raw moss tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @amber ermine, but they were in broad daylight.

@fiery belfry's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @fiery belfry responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

@keen pond was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @keen pond died.

@waxen marlin became convinced that @tranquil wyvern was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @tranquil wyvern, who was left very confused (and wet).

A monkey dramatically raised @raw moss up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @raw moss off said cliff. @raw moss died.

@strange anvil jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @strange anvil died.

@long vine's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @amber ermine and @proud lava's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @long vine died.

@livid shuttle recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

@amber ermine greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @amber ermine died.

@fiery belfry grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@waxen marlin wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

@carmine cairn found some soup in their fly.

@waxen marlin huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@fiery belfry consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@tranquil wyvern tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @livid shuttle, but it refused to listen because @tranquil wyvern didn't have enough badges.

@proud lava attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@proud lava's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @proud lava died.

@tranquil wyvern used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @waxen marlin's. @waxen marlin died.

@livid shuttle met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @livid shuttle ended up completely fine.

@tranquil wyvern was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@fiery belfry trapped @livid shuttle in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@carmine cairn started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@tranquil wyvern went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@carmine cairn watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@livid shuttle was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@fiery belfry hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@livid shuttle and @fiery belfry had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

@carmine cairn was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

After an intense fight, @tranquil wyvern was beaten by @fiery belfry in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @fiery belfry told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

@carmine cairn jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@livid shuttle used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

@livid shuttle boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@fiery belfry went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @fiery belfry's canvas.

@fiery belfry ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

@fiery belfry ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @fiery belfry died.

@carmine cairn heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @carmine cairn stopped because their voice became horse.

@carmine cairn modified @tranquil wyvern's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @tranquil wyvern was never seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @strange anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tough umbra]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tough umbra, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn used an Inferno Fork to eat. @long vine thought they didn't notice, but @carmine cairn just really likes spicy food.

@waxen marlin wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@tough umbra broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @tough umbra died.

@amber ermine looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@tranquil wyvern tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

@hexed notch took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@hexed notch gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @hexed notch died.

@fiery belfry's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @fiery belfry died.

@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@tranquil wyvern was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

@amber ermine bought a Gatligator and fired it at @livid shuttle for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @amber ermine furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

@amber ermine rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @amber ermine died.

@waxen marlin got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @waxen marlin died.

After years of research, @livid shuttle found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @livid shuttle died.

@pastel timber used the power of Flex Tape to stick @long vine in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @long vine's suffering to a swift end. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@carmine cairn pumped @pastel timber full of lead. No one was hurt, but @pastel timber's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

@pastel timber summoned the Old One's Army while @tranquil wyvern was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 10th place: @tough umbra

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[tough umbra]

bb!register

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[hollow parcel]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[bitter current]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[tough vessel]

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[pastel timber]

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[green dune]

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[long vine]

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[subtle gorge]

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[scarlet imp]

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[bleak perch]

bb!register

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@bleak perch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wet merlin]

bb!register

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 19 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @tough umbra, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @bleak perch, @hexed notch, @bitter current, @subtle gorge, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @hollow parcel, @steel sentinel, @green dune, @waxen marlin, @tough vessel, and @wet merlin
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@scarlet imp swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @scarlet imp died.

@hexed notch brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@tough umbra shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @tough umbra's face. @tough umbra died.

@bleak perch put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @bleak perch died.

@jolly swift tried to deal a finishing blow to @glacial totem, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@bitter current had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @bitter current wasn't a pie. @bitter current died.

@long vine pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @long vine died.

While sitting on a bench together with @waxen marlin, @carmine cairn leaned away and farted.

@hollow parcel somehow convinced @amber ermine that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @amber ermine died.

@hollow parcel accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @hollow parcel died.

@tough vessel summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

@green dune tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @green dune died.

@waxen marlin tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @waxen marlin's brains. @waxen marlin died.

@tough vessel felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @tough vessel died.

@pastel timber tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @pastel timber didn't know that.

@wet merlin started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @wet merlin died.

@jolly swift found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @hexed notch, who was out swimming that day. @hexed notch died.

@subtle gorge received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @subtle gorge died.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @glacial totem was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @glacial totem died.

@tranquil wyvern fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

@jolly swift summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@steel sentinel and @pastel timber found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

@pastel timber took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @pastel timber died.

@carmine cairn called @steel sentinel a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @tough vessel

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @rustic pollen, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @pastel timber, @hollow parcel, @jovial fractal, @steel sentinel, @cobalt tusk, @waxen marlin, and @toxic estuary
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@pastel timber joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @pastel timber was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @tough umbra saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @exotic saddle stabbed them in the back. @tough umbra died.

@rustic pollen accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @rustic pollen, go jump off that cliff. @rustic pollen died.

While riding on minecart rails, @long vine accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @long vine died.

@proud lava was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @proud lava died.

@waxen marlin tried hacking into @tranquil wyvern's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @tranquil wyvern's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

@jovial fractal began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@exotic saddle was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @exotic saddle died.

@cobalt tusk found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

@jolly swift found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@tranquil wyvern found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @hollow parcel died.

@waxen marlin threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

@steel sentinel fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

@toxic estuary and @jovial fractal played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @toxic estuary was the chicken. @jovial fractal died.

@carmine cairn, @pastel timber, and @jolly swift made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

@raw moss went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

@cobalt tusk started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

@carmine cairn broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@steel sentinel was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

@raw moss found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@waxen marlin thought they assassinated @pastel timber, but it was just @waxen marlin in disguise. Huh? @waxen marlin died.

@tranquil wyvern struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@jolly swift dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tranquil wyvern fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

@cobalt tusk cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@carmine cairn accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@toxic estuary looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@pastel timber started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@cobalt tusk moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @cobalt tusk died.

@toxic estuary triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @toxic estuary died.

@carmine cairn used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

Celestial creatures started invading! @tranquil wyvern knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@raw moss found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

@steel sentinel purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@pastel timber stole @jolly swift's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @jolly swift was hurt, but only emotionally.

@pastel timber told @jolly swift a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @tranquil wyvern instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@carmine cairn watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

@pastel timber put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@pastel timber was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @pastel timber died.

@raw moss saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel tried to steal @carmine cairn's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@steel sentinel got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @toxic estuary
100 points go to 8th place: @cobalt tusk
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @jovial fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[signal minnow]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @oblique shadow, @rustic pollen, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @pastel timber, @hollow parcel, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @cobalt tusk, and @signal minnow
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@tough umbra saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @tough umbra died.

@raw moss discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @raw moss died.

@signal minnow warned @steel sentinel not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @steel sentinel trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

@pastel timber offered to add a gold trim to @tranquil wyvern's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

@exotic saddle threatened @cobalt tusk with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @cobalt tusk informed @exotic saddle as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @exotic saddle died.

@hollow parcel went down @oblique shadow's chimney to deliver presents, but @oblique shadow's fireplace was still in use. @hollow parcel died.

@carmine cairn managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

@oblique lantern tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @oblique lantern died.

@cobalt tusk shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @cobalt tusk died.

@signal minnow hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @signal minnow died.

@oblique shadow started riding a Unicorn. @pastel timber chased @oblique shadow while knocking two coconut halves together.

@oblique shadow got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @oblique shadow died.

@carmine cairn spun around in a full circle and shot @rustic pollen with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @rustic pollen died.

@pastel timber thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @pastel timber died.

There once was a @tranquil wyvern who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @tranquil wyvern's insides, and all the animals were freed. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

@steel sentinel challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @rustic pollen
150 points go to 6th place: @oblique shadow
100 points go to 7th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 8th place: @cobalt tusk
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @hollow parcel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @oblique shadow, @plush otter, @strange anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @dense sigil, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @oblique lantern
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@plush otter dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @plush otter died.

@dense sigil opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @dense sigil's neck. @dense sigil died.

@strange anvil started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

@urban fog got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @urban fog died.

@tranquil wyvern yelled, "Duck!" @oblique lantern excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @oblique lantern died.

@oblique shadow captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

@tranquil wyvern tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @tranquil wyvern died.

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @strange anvil. @strange anvil died.

@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@oblique shadow worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@oblique shadow flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @oblique shadow's face off with its bare hands. @oblique shadow died.

@pastel timber found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@carmine cairn used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @carmine cairn then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

While streaming a fitness game, @steel sentinel accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@pastel timber asked @carmine cairn to give them a hand, so @carmine cairn chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

@pastel timber made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @pastel timber died.

@carmine cairn wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

@steel sentinel played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@steel sentinel won in a fight against @carmine cairn by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @oblique shadow
150 points go to 5th place: @strange anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @dense sigil
100 points go to 10th place: @plush otter

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[glass geode]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @plush otter, @strange anvil, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @glass geode, @acoustic mica, @waxen marlin, @upbeat pebble, and @signal minnow
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The fighting begins again!

@signal minnow released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @signal minnow, but it was very satisfying.

@acoustic mica did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @quick pebble, who happened to be passing by.

@amber ermine attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@steel sentinel tied up @exotic saddle and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @exotic saddle to die. However, @exotic saddle managed to escape from their bonds.

@glass geode and @waxen marlin had a very merry unbirthday party together. @strange anvil found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@plush otter jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@carmine cairn replaced @tough umbra's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @tough umbra died.

@waxen marlin made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @plush otter joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @plush otter died.

@strange anvil became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @quick pebble had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @strange anvil's suffering. @strange anvil died.

@quick pebble decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @quick pebble died.

@amber ermine was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @amber ermine died.

@signal minnow found some Diamond Ore. @steel sentinel quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

@exotic saddle used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @exotic saddle died.

@signal minnow took a potato chip... and ate it!

@steel sentinel opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@upbeat pebble brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@acoustic mica hadn't seen @carmine cairn in a long time, and missed them. @carmine cairn aimed a Sniper Rifle at @acoustic mica from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @acoustic mica died.

@glass geode found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @steel sentinel, @upbeat pebble, and @waxen marlin. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @waxen marlin died.

@carmine cairn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @signal minnow wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@upbeat pebble's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @upbeat pebble died.

@signal minnow always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @signal minnow died.

@carmine cairn bragged to @steel sentinel about their combat skills. @steel sentinel didn't really know @carmine cairn and had no idea how this conversation started.

@glass geode told @carmine cairn that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @carmine cairn vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@steel sentinel was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@steel sentinel paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Clinger Staff.

@glass geode played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @glass geode died.

@carmine cairn thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@carmine cairn spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@steel sentinel was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @glass geode
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @upbeat pebble
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[plush otter]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hollow parcel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hollow parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[sturdy siren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sturdy siren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[weak island]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@weak island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @plush otter, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @hollow parcel, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @weak island, and @sturdy siren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@quick pebble constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@hollow parcel found @exotic saddle sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@sturdy siren visited @fiery belfry, but no one was home. @sturdy siren felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@carmine cairn merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@weak island chased @plush otter with their True Excalibur. @plush otter tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @weak island. @plush otter died.

@steel sentinel faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@fiery belfry stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @fiery belfry died.

@amber ermine lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@amber ermine angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @amber ermine's floating house. @amber ermine died.

@exotic saddle got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @exotic saddle died.

@steel sentinel tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

@hollow parcel tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@urban fog had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

After partying all night, @hollow parcel was shot by @weak island in a swimming pool. @hollow parcel died.

Hey @urban fog, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @urban fog died.

@raw moss tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

Poor @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel keeps getting pinged over and over again. @steel sentinel is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel.

@raw moss died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @raw moss was revived.

@carmine cairn asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

@weak island tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@quick pebble tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

@weak island fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @weak island died.

@sturdy siren fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @sturdy siren died.

@raw moss found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@steel sentinel tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel died.

@quick pebble found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @quick pebble headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@quick pebble's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @quick pebble died.

@carmine cairn insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @raw moss insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @raw moss, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @sturdy siren
150 points go to 6th place: @weak island
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @hollow parcel
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[plush otter]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[strange anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@strange anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp imp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp imp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[signal minnow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vestal arch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@vestal arch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[toxic estuary]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@toxic estuary, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unique comet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unique comet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @plush otter, @raw moss, @strange anvil, @quick pebble, @long vine, @proud lava, @sharp imp, @urban fog, @potent talon, @unique comet, @vestal arch, @toxic estuary, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine was dunked on by @carmine cairn. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

Out of boredom, @urban fog used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@sharp imp swapped @plush otter's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @plush otter then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @plush otter died.

@glacial totem took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@strange anvil escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

@quick pebble found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

@potent talon tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @vestal arch, but it refused to listen because @potent talon didn't have enough badges.

@raw moss took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

@proud lava saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@toxic estuary thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

@signal minnow invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@strange anvil tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @strange anvil then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @strange anvil died.

All that glitters is not gold. @signal minnow disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@proud lava summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@proud lava playfully poked @glacial totem and laughed. @glacial totem playfully poked them back with a Swordfish. @proud lava died.

@sharp imp tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @sharp imp died.

@urban fog's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @urban fog died.

@unique comet stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

@vestal arch made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@toxic estuary made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @carmine cairn walked all over it. #(##^)#

@potent talon woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @quick pebble found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @potent talon with bug spray. @potent talon died.

@glacial totem angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@unique comet walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @unique comet died.

@toxic estuary was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @toxic estuary dried.

@vestal arch fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @vestal arch died.

@signal minnow slammed @glacial totem into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @glacial totem died.

@toxic estuary watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@quick pebble watched @long vine go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @long vine was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@carmine cairn found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

@signal minnow flexed so hard on @toxic estuary that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @toxic estuary died.

@raw moss sacrificed @signal minnow by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @signal minnow died.

@long vine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

@carmine cairn grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@long vine played Frisbee with @quick pebble using a Light Disc, but @quick pebble unfortunately didn't have five hands. @quick pebble died.

@raw moss went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @long vine summoned the Impending Doom. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn complained to @long vine that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@long vine was infected by a zombie virus. @long vine died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.