#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 198

gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 10:02 PM

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hexed notch Apr 13, 2026, 10:14 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 13, 2026, 10:17 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @keen pond, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @shut ore, @urban fog, @hardy patio, and @grizzled canopy
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@fiery belfry was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @fiery belfry into the freezing cold water. @fiery belfry died.

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@urban fog practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @exotic saddle and @grizzled canopy got their chainsaws ready.

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@amber ermine fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @amber ermine died.

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@shut ore invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@exotic saddle tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @exotic saddle died.

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@shut ore was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @shut ore died.

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@urban fog was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @urban fog's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @urban fog died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @keen pond disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@hardy patio stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @hardy patio's ego received a small boost.

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@grizzled canopy received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @grizzled canopy died.

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@carmine cairn asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@keen pond saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@keen pond realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @keen pond died.

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@hardy patio and @hexed notch fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @hardy patio won by breaking @hexed notch's spine. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss saw @hardy patio trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @raw moss is calling the police!

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@quick pebble found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@carmine cairn gave a hug to @quick pebble and almost choked them to death!

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@raw moss made up their own language and used it to threaten @hardy patio, who simply scratched their head.

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@quick pebble performed open heart surgery on @hardy patio, even though @hardy patio never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@carmine cairn tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@carmine cairn looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@raw moss planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@quick pebble started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@quick pebble failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@raw moss pointed a wooden wand at @carmine cairn and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@raw moss tried to assassinate @quick pebble, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@quick pebble was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@raw moss learned all of @carmine cairn's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@quick pebble walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @quick pebble died.

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@raw moss went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @keen pond
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @shut ore
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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quick pebble Apr 13, 2026, 10:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 10:39 PM

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naive basalt Apr 13, 2026, 10:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 10:58 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 13, 2026, 11:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 11:05 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 13, 2026, 11:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 11:14 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 13, 2026, 11:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 11:18 PM

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urban fog Apr 13, 2026, 11:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 11:24 PM

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keen pond Apr 13, 2026, 11:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 11:26 PM

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grizzled canopy Apr 13, 2026, 11:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 11:28 PM

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idle pike Apr 13, 2026, 11:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 11:30 PM

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forest dragon Apr 13, 2026, 11:33 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 11:33 PM

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shut plume Apr 13, 2026, 11:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 11:37 PM

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long vine Apr 14, 2026, 12:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 12:03 AM

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keen pond Apr 14, 2026, 12:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 12:27 AM

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@keen pond, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@naive basalt, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @forest dragon, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @shut plume, @grizzled canopy, and @idle pike
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@idle pike and @grizzled canopy were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @idle pike played solitaire. @grizzled canopy stood behind them and watched.

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@shut plume aimed a spinning toy at @long vine, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@tranquil wyvern theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@naive basalt picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @naive basalt died.

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@carmine cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@exotic saddle messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@quick pebble was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@carmine cairn got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @carmine cairn died.

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@keen pond began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @keen pond died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@exotic saddle thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @exotic saddle died.

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@shut plume opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@urban fog became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @urban fog died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @forest dragon's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@shut plume brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @shut plume died.

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@grizzled canopy accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @grizzled canopy died.

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@idle pike found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tranquil wyvern, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@idle pike attacked @forest dragon with a Legendary Zenith, but @forest dragon's pen was mightier. @idle pike died.

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@tranquil wyvern's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@forest dragon and @long vine decided to play catch with a Brand of the Inferno. @forest dragon missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @forest dragon died.

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@quick pebble embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @quick pebble tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @quick pebble died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @quick pebble
250 points go to 3rd place: @forest dragon
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 7th place: @shut plume
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @keen pond

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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naive basalt Apr 14, 2026, 12:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 12:38 AM

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fluid kettle Apr 14, 2026, 12:46 AM

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urban fog Apr 14, 2026, 1:01 AM

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quick pebble Apr 14, 2026, 1:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 1:03 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 14, 2026, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 1:26 AM

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idle pike Apr 14, 2026, 1:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 1:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

fluid kettle Apr 14, 2026, 1:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 1:31 AM

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clever mason Apr 14, 2026, 2:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 2:12 AM

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keen pond Apr 14, 2026, 2:24 AM

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short snow Apr 14, 2026, 2:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 2:41 AM

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exotic saddle Apr 14, 2026, 3:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 3:07 AM

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hexed notch Apr 14, 2026, 3:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 3:23 AM

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long vine Apr 14, 2026, 3:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 3:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@naive basalt, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @hexed notch, @quick pebble, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @clever mason, @urban fog, @short snow, @livid shuttle, @fluid kettle, and @idle pike
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@hexed notch trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@livid shuttle started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@short snow hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@naive basalt clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @naive basalt died.

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@urban fog made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@keen pond got stuck in @clever mason's Rod of Discord farm. @keen pond died.

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@quick pebble skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @quick pebble died.

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@exotic saddle used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @exotic saddle died.

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@fluid kettle laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@hexed notch silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @short snow's back, which then integrated itself into @short snow's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@clever mason was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @clever mason died.

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@livid shuttle began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@urban fog explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@idle pike drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @carmine cairn appeared instead.

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@livid shuttle recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@short snow was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @short snow died.

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@long vine and @fluid kettle got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@hexed notch equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@livid shuttle spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @carmine cairn. @livid shuttle died.

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@fluid kettle tried to kill @idle pike with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@fluid kettle dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @fluid kettle died.

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@idle pike built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@idle pike picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @idle pike died.

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@hexed notch wanted to start a band, and recruited @carmine cairn as their keyboard player. @carmine cairn showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@long vine placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Red Ryder.

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@long vine combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@carmine cairn put two forward slashes in front of @hexed notch and commented them out of existence. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@long vine dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@carmine cairn adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@long vine ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@long vine took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @fluid kettle
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @short snow
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @clever mason
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Apr 14, 2026, 3:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 3:40 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 14, 2026, 3:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 3:41 AM

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raw moss Apr 14, 2026, 3:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 3:44 AM

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keen pond Apr 14, 2026, 3:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 3:56 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 14, 2026, 4:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 4:28 AM

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exotic saddle Apr 14, 2026, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 4:29 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

urban fog Apr 14, 2026, 4:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 4:41 AM

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short snow Apr 14, 2026, 4:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 4:58 AM

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amber ermine Apr 14, 2026, 5:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 5:25 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

vestal arch Apr 14, 2026, 5:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 5:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 6:30 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @keen pond, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @long vine, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @short snow, @waxen marlin, and @vestal arch
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @carmine cairn died.

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@waxen marlin left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@keen pond told @urban fog that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @urban fog took those words literally and peeled @keen pond. @keen pond died.

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@long vine activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@amber ermine managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@vestal arch cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@short snow got tired of @amber ermine constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @amber ermine died.

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@vestal arch was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @exotic saddle stopped them in time.

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@exotic saddle called @raw moss on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@hexed notch fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@waxen marlin found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @waxen marlin walked out the door.

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@urban fog couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @urban fog died.

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@long vine started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @raw moss forced them to put in some more effort.

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@hexed notch tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@waxen marlin and @short snow attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@short snow was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @short snow died.

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@waxen marlin claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @long vine was morbidly interested.

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@waxen marlin was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @waxen marlin died.

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@vestal arch carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @vestal arch died.

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@hexed notch hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @hexed notch died.

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@long vine was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @vestal arch
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @short snow
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @keen pond

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There are 14 players remaining.
@raw moss, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @long vine, @amber ermine, @crimson skiff, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @short snow, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @vestal arch
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@amber ermine was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@short snow wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@pastel timber claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@crimson skiff was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @crimson skiff died.

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@urban fog's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @urban fog died.

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@oblique lantern angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @oblique lantern's floating house. @oblique lantern died.

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@livid shuttle and @long vine had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@waxen marlin fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@vestal arch was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@fiery belfry returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@long vine fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@waxen marlin was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @waxen marlin died.

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@short snow used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @short snow didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @short snow died.

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@livid shuttle tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@brave shore put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@fiery belfry found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@brave shore loves @vestal arch to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @brave shore died.

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@azure sundial tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@vestal arch tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @vestal arch died.

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@fiery belfry read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @fiery belfry then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @fiery belfry died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @livid shuttle thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@pastel timber used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@azure sundial fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @azure sundial died.

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@long vine climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @livid shuttle and @pastel timber.

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@livid shuttle made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@long vine died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @long vine died.

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@raw moss distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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While examining a strange emblem, @pastel timber accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @pastel timber died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @short snow
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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vestal arch Apr 14, 2026, 8:38 AM

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brave shore Apr 14, 2026, 8:46 AM

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raw moss Apr 14, 2026, 8:51 AM

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lime creek Apr 14, 2026, 9:28 AM

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oblique lantern Apr 14, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @vestal arch, and @lime creek
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@oblique lantern wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@tranquil wyvern drew swords on the ground. @waxen marlin started stomping all over them. Furious, @tranquil wyvern picked one up and stabbed @waxen marlin with it.. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @livid shuttle was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine told @raw moss to bite the dust. In response, @raw moss took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @vestal arch randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@vestal arch put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @vestal arch died.

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@tranquil wyvern held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@long vine saw @lime creek standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @lime creek died.

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@brave shore was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@pastel timber found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@raw moss explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@tranquil wyvern and @long vine played catch with a Paladin. @tranquil wyvern accidentally fumbled a catch. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @pastel timber died.

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@brave shore's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@raw moss stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore called @long vine a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @oblique lantern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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waxen marlin Apr 14, 2026, 9:37 AM

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vestal arch Apr 14, 2026, 9:38 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 14, 2026, 9:55 AM

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amber ermine Apr 14, 2026, 9:59 AM

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brave shore Apr 14, 2026, 10:11 AM

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soft lark Apr 14, 2026, 10:22 AM

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pastel timber Apr 14, 2026, 10:28 AM

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azure sundial Apr 14, 2026, 10:29 AM

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quick pebble Apr 14, 2026, 10:29 AM

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dense sigil Apr 14, 2026, 10:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@raw moss, @soft lark, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @dense sigil, @pastel timber, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @vestal arch
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@soft lark lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@long vine tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@amber ermine asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Terra Blade instead of a Bug Net.

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@dense sigil tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @dense sigil's mind right in front of their face. @dense sigil died.

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@waxen marlin flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @waxen marlin's face off with its bare hands. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @livid shuttle die

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@livid shuttle looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel timber, @azure sundial and @brave shore played hot potato with a grenade. @brave shore forgot to pass it on. @brave shore died.

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@vestal arch caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @vestal arch died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @raw moss by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@soft lark fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @soft lark died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @tranquil wyvern found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @tranquil wyvern was trapped for all eternity. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @raw moss tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@quick pebble was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@quick pebble broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @azure sundial was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@pastel timber ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@quick pebble took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @quick pebble died.

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@azure sundial followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @azure sundial discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @azure sundial died.

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@raw moss stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@pastel timber read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@raw moss shot @pastel timber in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 7th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 14, 2026, 10:38 AM

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vestal arch Apr 14, 2026, 10:38 AM

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quick pebble Apr 14, 2026, 10:41 AM

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raw moss Apr 14, 2026, 10:41 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 14, 2026, 10:48 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 14, 2026, 11:03 AM

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proud lava Apr 14, 2026, 11:06 AM

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quick pebble Apr 14, 2026, 11:26 AM

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strange anvil Apr 14, 2026, 11:42 AM

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short snow Apr 14, 2026, 11:44 AM

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brave shore Apr 14, 2026, 11:44 AM

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amber ermine Apr 14, 2026, 11:50 AM

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keen pond Apr 14, 2026, 12:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 14, 2026, 12:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@keen pond, @raw moss, @strange anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @proud lava, @short snow, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @vestal arch
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@quick pebble started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@waxen marlin somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@livid shuttle had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@strange anvil listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @strange anvil saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@brave shore forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@proud lava tried to high-five @raw moss, but @raw moss went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@short snow kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@pastel timber started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @strange anvil. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @strange anvil died.

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@amber ermine tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@quick pebble walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @quick pebble died.

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@short snow vaporized @amber ermine with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava snuck up behind @vestal arch, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @proud lava decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@pastel timber tried to attack @keen pond with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@livid shuttle offered to add a gold trim to @raw moss's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@proud lava became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @proud lava died.

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@brave shore shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@keen pond went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@vestal arch invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @short snow, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @short snow died.

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@raw moss murdered @livid shuttle with a knife, but it was actually @waxen marlin in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @raw moss didn't care that much. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern was tired of @vestal arch constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @vestal arch's front yard. @vestal arch died.

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@keen pond is hvinga stroker n. @keen pond died.

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@tranquil wyvern found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@tranquil wyvern was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@brave shore refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@pastel timber's face was scorched off after @livid shuttle took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@brave shore tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@livid shuttle modified @brave shore's Candy Cane Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @brave shore was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@raw moss was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@livid shuttle tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @raw moss in disguise. @livid shuttle died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @keen pond
100 points go to 7th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @short snow
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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@naive basalt, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @signal finch, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @proud lava, @vestal arch, and @near mortar
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@keen pond went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @keen pond died.

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@amber ermine found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@amber ermine tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@pastel timber spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@proud lava burst with happiness, quite literally. @proud lava died.

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@vestal arch was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @vestal arch died.

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@naive basalt felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@hexed notch and @near mortar started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @hexed notch took out their actual shotgun. @near mortar died.

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@naive basalt asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @naive basalt died.

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@hexed notch used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @hexed notch then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@pastel timber and @tranquil wyvern set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@raw moss created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @signal finch got too close while watching. @signal finch died.

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@tranquil wyvern was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine, @carmine cairn, and @hexed notch formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@hexed notch chewed some gum. It made @hexed notch feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @pastel timber's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@long vine pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @carmine cairn.

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@pastel timber promised to @raw moss that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@pastel timber was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @pastel timber died.

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@long vine stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @long vine blinked first.

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@raw moss threatened @long vine with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @long vine informed @raw moss as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @raw moss died.

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@long vine briefly considered proposing marriage to @carmine cairn, but married a bee instead.

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@long vine's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @signal finch
100 points go to 8th place: @naive basalt
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @vestal arch

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There are 14 players remaining.
@naive basalt, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @rustic pollen, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @pastel timber, @green dune, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @zealous bridge
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@naive basalt thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @naive basalt died.

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@keen pond stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @keen pond died.

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@livid shuttle paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Tome of Infinite Wisdom.

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@raw moss accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @raw moss died.

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@long vine hadn't seen @hexed notch in a long time, and missed them. @hexed notch aimed a Sniper Rifle at @long vine from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@proud lava purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@amber ermine made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @proud lava died.

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@waxen marlin saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed notch crafted @zealous bridge into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @zealous bridge died.

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@pastel timber got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@rustic pollen gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @rustic pollen died.

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@green dune snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @green dune died.

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@hexed notch wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@hexed notch was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @green dune
150 points go to 5th place: @rustic pollen
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous bridge
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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amber ermine Apr 14, 2026, 3:58 PM

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pastel timber Apr 14, 2026, 4:08 PM

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @green dune, @waxen marlin, @abstract thunder, and @wet merlin
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@glacial totem tried to save @pastel timber's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @glacial totem died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @carmine cairn died.

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@amber ermine was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @amber ermine died.

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While @urban fog looked inside a Corruption chasm, @green dune pranked them by pushing them inside. @urban fog died.

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@green dune drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @green dune died.

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@waxen marlin was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @waxen marlin died.

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@wet merlin used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@tranquil wyvern used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@wet merlin suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@abstract thunder played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @abstract thunder. @abstract thunder died.

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@wet merlin discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @wet merlin died.

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@long vine opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@pastel timber eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@long vine was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@keen pond learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @keen pond died.

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@pastel timber sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @keen pond
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @green dune
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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amber ermine Apr 14, 2026, 4:58 PM

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waxen marlin Apr 14, 2026, 4:59 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 14, 2026, 5:18 PM

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pastel timber Apr 14, 2026, 5:21 PM

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raven mica Apr 14, 2026, 5:23 PM

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naive basalt Apr 14, 2026, 5:25 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@naive basalt, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @raven mica, @green dune, @waxen marlin, and @umbral brook
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@carmine cairn opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@quick pebble saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@green dune constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@amber ermine started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@long vine took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @long vine died.

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@umbral brook preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@urban fog dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @pastel timber fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@quick pebble started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @quick pebble soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @quick pebble died.

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@amber ermine flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @urban fog died.

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@raven mica tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@green dune invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@waxen marlin disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@waxen marlin landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @waxen marlin accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@naive basalt and @umbral brook were having a nice picnic on the beach when @tranquil wyvern stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@carmine cairn tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@naive basalt was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @raven mica's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @naive basalt died.

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@umbral brook thought they assassinated @green dune, but it was just @umbral brook in disguise. Huh? @umbral brook died.

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@raven mica started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @tranquil wyvern and @pastel timber.

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@carmine cairn lulled @raven mica into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @raven mica died.

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@green dune found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @green dune died.

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@tranquil wyvern tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@pastel timber played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @pastel timber died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @green dune
150 points go to 5th place: @raven mica
150 points go to 6th place: @umbral brook
100 points go to 7th place: @naive basalt
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@exotic saddle aimed a Last Prism beam at @carmine cairn, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@subtle gorge compressed @wise cairn until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @wise cairn died.

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@little warren made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @rustic pollen was the bartender, @pastel timber was the DJ, and @quick pebble was the pinata. @quick pebble died.

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@raven mica forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@exotic saddle tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@waxen marlin wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @waxen marlin died.

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@little warren discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @little warren died.

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@subtle gorge crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@raven mica died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @raven mica was revived.

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@raven mica took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @raven mica died.

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@rustic pollen started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @rustic pollen died.

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@pastel timber went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @subtle gorge's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@subtle gorge started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@subtle gorge was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @subtle gorge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @subtle gorge
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @rustic pollen
150 points go to 6th place: @raven mica
100 points go to 7th place: @little warren
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @raw moss, @strange anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @still notch, @urban fog, @grizzled canopy, @waxen marlin, and @edgy hatch
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@still notch had a wholesome reunion with @keen pond, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@glacial totem thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @glacial totem's potions with Red Potions. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @carmine cairn died.

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@amber ermine traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @keen pond. @keen pond died.

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@raw moss got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @quick pebble got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @raw moss died.

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@edgy hatch's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@strange anvil rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@tranquil wyvern gazed at clouds with @quick pebble. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@quick pebble had the high ground, but @urban fog just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @quick pebble toppling to their doom. @quick pebble died.

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@waxen marlin had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@still notch cut through @amber ermine with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @amber ermine died.

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@still notch became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @still notch died.

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@urban fog tickled @tranquil wyvern from behind while they were busy sharpening their True Night's Edge. @urban fog died.

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@grizzled canopy neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @grizzled canopy died.

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@edgy hatch tricked @waxen marlin into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@edgy hatch stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @edgy hatch died.

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@strange anvil tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@strange anvil was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @strange anvil suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@strange anvil playfully poked @tranquil wyvern and laughed. @tranquil wyvern playfully poked them back with a Arkhalis. @strange anvil died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @strange anvil
250 points go to 3rd place: @edgy hatch
150 points go to 4th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled canopy
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @still notch
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@grizzled canopy took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@glacial totem pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @glacial totem died.

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@wise cairn found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@raven mica won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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After opening a present, @quick pebble discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@carmine cairn escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@urban fog decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@strange anvil found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @keen pond to check it out. @keen pond decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@wise cairn threw a Stink Potion at @urban fog. @urban fog threw a Toxic Flask right back. @wise cairn died.

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@keen pond got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @keen pond died.

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@raven mica tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@strange anvil, @carmine cairn, and @signal minnow formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@grizzled canopy didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @raw moss, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @raw moss died.

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@strange anvil dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @strange anvil is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@carmine cairn watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@strange anvil discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @strange anvil died.

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@quick pebble set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@raven mica did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @urban fog, who happened to be watching. @urban fog died.

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@signal minnow asked @quick pebble to give them a hand, so @quick pebble chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@carmine cairn accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@signal minnow headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@raven mica toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @raven mica died.

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@grizzled canopy drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @grizzled canopy died.

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@carmine cairn swapped @quick pebble's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @quick pebble then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @quick pebble died.

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@signal minnow started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @signal minnow - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @signal minnow then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@signal minnow blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @signal minnow's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@carmine cairn stole @signal minnow's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @signal minnow was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@carmine cairn and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @carmine cairn's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@signal minnow got burninated by Tim. @signal minnow died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @signal minnow
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @grizzled canopy
150 points go to 5th place: @raven mica
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @strange anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @keen pond
100 points go to 10th place: @wise cairn

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @strange anvil, @quick pebble, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @glacial totem died.

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@signal minnow invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@strange anvil summoned a solar eclipse while @urban fog was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @strange anvil died.

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@exotic saddle watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@quick pebble was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @quick pebble died.

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@proud lava found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @proud lava died.

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@exotic saddle opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @exotic saddle's neck. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @urban fog died.

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@fiery belfry trapped @raw moss in a maze, but while they were taunting @raw moss, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@carmine cairn found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@livid shuttle damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@signal minnow literally gaslighted @livid shuttle by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @livid shuttle died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @near mortar a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @carmine cairn with it. However, @near mortar clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @near mortar died.

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@signal minnow tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @signal minnow died.

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@fiery belfry had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Toxikarp. Obviously, this failed.

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@carmine cairn poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@fiery belfry was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Apr 15, 2026, 1:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 1:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 15, 2026, 1:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 1:42 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 15, 2026, 1:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 1:58 AM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fickle tree Apr 15, 2026, 2:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 2:01 AM

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@fickle tree, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 15, 2026, 2:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 2:04 AM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Apr 15, 2026, 2:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 2:20 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 15, 2026, 2:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 2:23 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

clever sundial Apr 15, 2026, 2:34 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 2:34 AM

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@clever sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle egret Apr 15, 2026, 2:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 2:44 AM

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@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 15, 2026, 2:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 2:47 AM

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@exotic saddle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

signal minnow Apr 15, 2026, 3:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 3:01 AM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quick pebble Apr 15, 2026, 3:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 15, 2026, 3:18 AM

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @clever sundial, @idle egret, @quick pebble, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @fickle tree, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @raw moss's skull. @raw moss died.

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@urban fog fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@fickle tree tried to destroy @carmine cairn by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@idle egret tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @idle egret died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @quick pebble knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@quick pebble used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @quick pebble died.

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@long vine used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @long vine died.

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@urban fog tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@clever sundial started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@exotic saddle tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@exotic saddle made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @urban fog died.

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@fickle tree and @signal minnow played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@clever sundial hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...