#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 197

gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 2:35 AM

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@carmine cairn came out of @quick pebble's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@idle egret felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @livid shuttle setting explosives beneath them. @idle egret died.

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@long vine tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @long vine died.

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@urban fog turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @urban fog died.

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@fiery belfry performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@livid shuttle wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @livid shuttle died.

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@signal minnow tried to stab @hidden hearth, but @hidden hearth's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @hidden hearth died.

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@fiery belfry bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @fiery belfry was blown to smithereens. @fiery belfry died.

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@keen pond worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@raw moss wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @quick pebble killed them. @quick pebble died.

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@keen pond invited @signal minnow to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @keen pond was mauled by wolves. @keen pond died.

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@raw moss thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@signal minnow wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@signal minnow was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @signal minnow died.

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@raw moss was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@raw moss put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@raw moss was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @carmine cairn. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @keen pond
150 points go to 5th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @hidden hearth
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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quick pebble Apr 13, 2026, 2:40 AM

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glacial totem Apr 13, 2026, 2:49 AM

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keen pond Apr 13, 2026, 2:54 AM

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clever mason Apr 13, 2026, 2:59 AM

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idle egret Apr 13, 2026, 3:06 AM

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exotic saddle Apr 13, 2026, 3:18 AM

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olive beacon Apr 13, 2026, 3:19 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 13, 2026, 3:22 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 13, 2026, 3:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 3:23 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 13, 2026, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 3:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @primal drift, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @idle egret, @quick pebble, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @clever mason, @olive beacon, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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There once was a @idle egret who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @idle egret's insides, and all the animals were freed. @idle egret died.

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@quick pebble accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @quick pebble died.

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@olive beacon heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@clever mason started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @clever mason died.

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@olive beacon found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @livid shuttle, who silenced @olive beacon by filling their hiding place with water. @olive beacon died.

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@primal drift sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@exotic saddle was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@keen pond invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@glacial totem boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@raw moss found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @raw moss headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@fiery belfry drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@waxen marlin got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @waxen marlin died.

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@fiery belfry 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @livid shuttle to death. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@carmine cairn equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@exotic saddle accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @exotic saddle.

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@fiery belfry stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @fiery belfry died.

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@glacial totem saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@keen pond was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @keen pond died.

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@raw moss bashed @glacial totem in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@long vine dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @exotic saddle, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @exotic saddle died.

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@primal drift went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @primal drift died.

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@raw moss took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @long vine. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @primal drift
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @keen pond
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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exotic saddle Apr 13, 2026, 3:39 AM

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glacial totem Apr 13, 2026, 3:41 AM

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keen pond Apr 13, 2026, 3:53 AM

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proud lava Apr 13, 2026, 4:12 AM

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maiden walrus Apr 13, 2026, 4:13 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 13, 2026, 4:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 4:16 AM

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urban fog Apr 13, 2026, 4:17 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 13, 2026, 4:28 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @idle egret, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, and @prime anvil
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@prime anvil spun around in a full circle and shot @glacial totem with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @glacial totem died.

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@fiery belfry watched @keen pond go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @keen pond was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@proud lava became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@keen pond ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @keen pond died.

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@fiery belfry spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @fiery belfry died.

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@livid shuttle found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@urban fog tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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Congratulations, @idle egret! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @idle egret died.

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@raw moss tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@maiden walrus went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @maiden walrus died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @exotic saddle was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @exotic saddle had ever been in. @exotic saddle died.

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@proud lava went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @proud lava died.

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@urban fog suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@livid shuttle accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @livid shuttle was forgiven.

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@long vine shot a sand block at @livid shuttle with a Sandgun, but @livid shuttle managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@livid shuttle accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @livid shuttle died. @livid shuttle died. @livid shuttle died. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@carmine cairn overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@long vine planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@raw moss spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@prime anvil drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@carmine cairn wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @prime anvil into an apple. @prime anvil died.

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There was a snake in @long vine's boot! @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @carmine cairn suggested using cover against them. @raw moss recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@raw moss invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@raw moss tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @raw moss keeled over from a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @prime anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @idle egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

urban fog Apr 13, 2026, 4:37 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 13, 2026, 4:40 AM

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maiden walrus Apr 13, 2026, 4:41 AM

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raw moss Apr 13, 2026, 4:45 AM

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keen pond Apr 13, 2026, 4:46 AM

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hardy patio Apr 13, 2026, 4:58 AM

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idle egret Apr 13, 2026, 5:10 AM

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vestal arch Apr 13, 2026, 5:14 AM

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hexed notch Apr 13, 2026, 5:24 AM

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pastel timber Apr 13, 2026, 5:25 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 13, 2026, 5:27 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 13, 2026, 5:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @keen pond, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @idle egret, @maiden walrus, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, and @vestal arch
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@pastel timber found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@fiery belfry tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@vestal arch was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@raw moss sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@keen pond took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @keen pond died.

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@hardy patio felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@idle egret smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @idle egret died.

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@maiden walrus found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@hexed notch tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@carmine cairn got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@maiden walrus tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @maiden walrus died.

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@carmine cairn started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@vestal arch accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@waxen marlin declared war against @hardy patio because they didn't like something @hardy patio said in their AMA.

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@fiery belfry wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@urban fog kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @urban fog red. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss shot @hexed notch with a Water Gun. @hexed notch shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@pastel timber started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@hardy patio trash talked @waxen marlin, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @hardy patio suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @hardy patio died.

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@waxen marlin tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @waxen marlin died.

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@vestal arch heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @vestal arch died.

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While exploring a swamp, @fiery belfry caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@carmine cairn accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@pastel timber was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@fiery belfry was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@hexed notch and @raw moss played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@pastel timber solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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The Wizard showed @carmine cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@carmine cairn ran out of bullets while fighting @hexed notch, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@raw moss hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 13, 2026, 5:39 AM

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vestal arch Apr 13, 2026, 5:44 AM

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idle egret Apr 13, 2026, 6:01 AM

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urban fog Apr 13, 2026, 6:09 AM

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glacial totem Apr 13, 2026, 6:10 AM

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pastel timber Apr 13, 2026, 6:15 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @idle egret, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @vestal arch, @prime anvil, and @next topaz
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@glacial totem hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @glacial totem died.

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@vestal arch was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@raw moss and @idle egret were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@prime anvil found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@urban fog discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@pastel timber tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @hardy patio and @waxen marlin, who did not approve of gambling.

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@next topaz sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@livid shuttle tried to kill @prime anvil, but failed to ask for consent.

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@next topaz wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@vestal arch played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@urban fog and @hardy patio built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@idle egret iwwegawy owoed to @pastel timber and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @idle egret died.

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@waxen marlin added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@urban fog's skeleton decided that @urban fog wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin's booty was plundered by pirates. @waxen marlin died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @raw moss over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@hardy patio ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @hardy patio, @livid shuttle broke their fall with their own body. @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel timber used a Laser Drill to literally bore @vestal arch to death. @vestal arch died.

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@pastel timber visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @pastel timber thought her hands were more interesting.

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@prime anvil accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @prime anvil died.

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@next topaz sniped @raw moss with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @next topaz, it was opposite day. @next topaz died.

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@pastel timber chased @hardy patio with their Meowmere. @hardy patio tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @pastel timber. @hardy patio died.

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@pastel timber spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @next topaz
150 points go to 5th place: @prime anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @idle egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 13, 2026, 6:38 AM

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vestal arch Apr 13, 2026, 6:58 AM

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pastel timber Apr 13, 2026, 7:36 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@rustic pollen, @raw moss, @idle egret, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @vestal arch, @prime anvil, and @stuck frigate
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@rustic pollen started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@waxen marlin searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@idle egret stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@rustic pollen swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @rustic pollen died.

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@idle egret played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @idle egret died.

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@raw moss returned to their house, only to find that @prime anvil had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@amber ermine looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@long vine got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@urban fog obscured @pastel timber's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @pastel timber escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@livid shuttle constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@amber ermine made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @waxen marlin died.

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@raw moss, @pastel timber, and @livid shuttle made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@livid shuttle challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @livid shuttle died.

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@vestal arch put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @vestal arch whole. @vestal arch died.

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@prime anvil asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @pastel timber, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @prime anvil to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @prime anvil died.

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@raw moss descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@long vine and @pastel timber had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@raw moss slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @stuck frigate's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @stuck frigate died.

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@long vine found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@raw moss and @pastel timber ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@pastel timber practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss blew @long vine to bits using an exploding bed. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @stuck frigate
150 points go to 5th place: @prime anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 13, 2026, 8:37 AM

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amber ermine Apr 13, 2026, 8:46 AM

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pastel timber Apr 13, 2026, 8:50 AM

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humble sinew Apr 13, 2026, 9:30 AM

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remote pumice Apr 13, 2026, 9:44 AM

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sullen socket Apr 13, 2026, 10:15 AM

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turbid skiff Apr 13, 2026, 10:28 AM

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quick pebble Apr 13, 2026, 10:29 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @sullen socket, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @remote pumice, @quick pebble, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @humble sinew, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @stuck frigate
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@pastel timber beat @raw moss into a pulp with a stale baguette. @raw moss died.

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@remote pumice hid from @fiery belfry after @waxen marlin exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@sullen socket was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @sullen socket died.

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@stuck frigate sang a song to try to impress @humble sinew, @livid shuttle, and @hexed notch. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@long vine started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@long vine was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to set up a campfire, but @waxen marlin drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@remote pumice entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @remote pumice died.

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@livid shuttle flexed so hard on @amber ermine that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @amber ermine died.

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@stuck frigate made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@turbid skiff and @humble sinew were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@humble sinew was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @humble sinew died.

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@hexed notch complained that they had no life, so @quick pebble used a Life Drain to take @waxen marlin's life and give it to @hexed notch. @waxen marlin died.

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@pastel timber wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@tranquil wyvern ripped @livid shuttle's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @stuck frigate needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @stuck frigate. @stuck frigate died.

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@turbid skiff asked @fiery belfry if they "knew the way". @fiery belfry didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@tranquil wyvern flossed their teeth with @pastel timber's shoelaces.

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@quick pebble used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@turbid skiff used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @turbid skiff died.

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@quick pebble was walked on by a Martian Walker. @quick pebble died.

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@fiery belfry took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@hexed notch overwhelmed @tranquil wyvern with a storm of flying bananas. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry and @pastel timber farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@fiery belfry had a terrible night. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber told @hexed notch to step off their carpet, which they did. @pastel timber proceeded to murder @hexed notch, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @stuck frigate
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @humble sinew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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quick pebble Apr 13, 2026, 10:39 AM

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brave shore Apr 13, 2026, 10:39 AM

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lime creek Apr 13, 2026, 10:43 AM

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stuck frigate Apr 13, 2026, 11:03 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 13, 2026, 11:13 AM

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idle egret Apr 13, 2026, 11:18 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 13, 2026, 11:18 AM

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crimson skiff Apr 13, 2026, 11:18 AM

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hexed notch Apr 13, 2026, 11:21 AM

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turbid skiff Apr 13, 2026, 11:21 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @idle egret, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @crimson skiff, @pastel timber, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @stuck frigate
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@brave shore disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @fiery belfry, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @fiery belfry died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @idle egret farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @idle egret died.

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@lime creek tried to use forbidden magic to erase @stuck frigate from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @stuck frigate die, so nothing actually happened.

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@quick pebble was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @quick pebble died.

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@crimson skiff gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @crimson skiff died.

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@hexed notch made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @hexed notch rich and famous.

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@waxen marlin got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @waxen marlin, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @waxen marlin died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @turbid skiff excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@livid shuttle tried to get @tranquil wyvern to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel timber started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@lime creek literally can't even. @lime creek died.

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@brave shore was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @hexed notch caught them in time.

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@stuck frigate's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @stuck frigate died.

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@turbid skiff started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @turbid skiff died.

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@pastel timber realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@hexed notch sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @hexed notch died.

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@brave shore found the Last Prism. Then @tranquil wyvern found another one, meaning that @brave shore's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@pastel timber angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@pastel timber was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @pastel timber wasn't a Slime, @pastel timber was endlessly beaten. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @stuck frigate
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @crimson skiff

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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idle egret Apr 13, 2026, 11:39 AM

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pastel timber Apr 13, 2026, 11:40 AM

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vestal arch Apr 13, 2026, 11:44 AM

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sweet fractal Apr 13, 2026, 11:45 AM

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umbral brook Apr 13, 2026, 11:46 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @flat shale, @keen pond, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @idle egret, @quick pebble, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @sweet fractal, @umbral brook, @vestal arch, @lime creek, and @stuck frigate
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@tranquil wyvern tried to instigate drama against @fiery belfry, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @tranquil wyvern used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @fiery belfry died.

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The Nurse told @idle egret they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @idle egret died.

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@quick pebble's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @quick pebble died.

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@umbral brook tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @umbral brook died.

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@vestal arch tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @vestal arch died.

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@sweet fractal finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @pastel timber caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@keen pond couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@flat shale drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@lime creek crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @lime creek's entire body.

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@lime creek was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @lime creek died.

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@sweet fractal tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@pastel timber got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@keen pond gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @stuck frigate, who was in the front row. @stuck frigate died.

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@flat shale accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @flat shale allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@tranquil wyvern warned @long vine not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @long vine trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@hexed notch was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@sweet fractal got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@hexed notch calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@pastel timber tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@long vine found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@carmine cairn cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @flat shale's eye sockets. @flat shale died.

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@tranquil wyvern read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@keen pond wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @keen pond turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @keen pond died.

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@pastel timber rescued @hexed notch from drowning, but in reverse. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@long vine dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@pastel timber somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @pastel timber died.

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@long vine started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @long vine suddenly didn't feel so good. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @keen pond
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @flat shale
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @stuck frigate
100 points go to 10th place: @lime creek

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stuck frigate Apr 13, 2026, 12:39 PM

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pastel timber Apr 13, 2026, 12:59 PM

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sharp ingot Apr 13, 2026, 1:17 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @sharp ingot, @pastel timber, @sweet fractal, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @velvet peak, and @stuck frigate
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@waxen marlin was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @waxen marlin let them be.

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@livid shuttle managed to kill @tough umbra by doing absolutely nothing. @tough umbra died.

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@pastel timber spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@hexed notch won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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Poor @velvet peak. @velvet peak keeps getting pinged over and over again. @velvet peak is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @velvet peak. @velvet peak. @velvet peak.

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@sweet fractal tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@amber ermine tied up @tranquil wyvern and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @tranquil wyvern to die. However, @tranquil wyvern managed to escape from their bonds.

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@keen pond put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @keen pond died.

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@stuck frigate decisively vanquished @amber ermine through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @amber ermine died.

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@pastel timber tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@sharp ingot followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @sharp ingot died.

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@waxen marlin fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @livid shuttle and @hexed notch to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@sweet fractal wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @carmine cairn never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@velvet peak searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@tranquil wyvern considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@waxen marlin fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @waxen marlin died.

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@carmine cairn shot their Sniper Rifle to the left of @velvet peak just to scare them. @velvet peak heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @velvet peak died.

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@livid shuttle started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@pastel timber did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @stuck frigate. @stuck frigate died.

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@hexed notch tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@sweet fractal stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@carmine cairn multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@tranquil wyvern took aim at @hexed notch from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@livid shuttle and @hexed notch played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @livid shuttle was the chicken. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @pastel timber tattled on them.

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@carmine cairn accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @livid shuttle

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@sweet fractal went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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The moon hit @sweet fractal's eye like a big pizza pie. @sweet fractal died.

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@livid shuttle and @carmine cairn played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@tranquil wyvern fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @carmine cairn. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @livid shuttle and @carmine cairn.

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@carmine cairn pranked @pastel timber by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@livid shuttle got quantum-entangled with @pastel timber, and used this opportunity to force @pastel timber to pick their own nose.

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@carmine cairn didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@pastel timber got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @pastel timber died.

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@livid shuttle looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @carmine cairn wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@carmine cairn was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @livid shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @livid shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @stuck frigate
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @sharp ingot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Apr 13, 2026, 1:42 PM

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tough umbra Apr 13, 2026, 1:45 PM

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lime creek Apr 13, 2026, 1:49 PM

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sharp ingot Apr 13, 2026, 1:50 PM

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frozen rivet Apr 13, 2026, 1:56 PM

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pastel timber Apr 13, 2026, 1:57 PM

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quick pebble Apr 13, 2026, 2:06 PM

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rustic pollen Apr 13, 2026, 2:09 PM

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amber ermine Apr 13, 2026, 2:14 PM

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jolly swift Apr 13, 2026, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 2:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @jolly swift, @rustic pollen, @hexed notch, @quick pebble, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @sharp ingot, @pastel timber, @sweet fractal, @frozen rivet, @livid shuttle, @lime creek, and @stuck frigate
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@rustic pollen started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@frozen rivet relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@jolly swift started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@tough umbra lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @tough umbra died.

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@livid shuttle was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @rustic pollen. Apparently, not that many. @rustic pollen died.

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@quick pebble told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @quick pebble died.

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@stuck frigate got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@sharp ingot found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @sharp ingot was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@hexed notch knocked furiously on @amber ermine's door while holding an axe. @amber ermine shouted, "Who's there?"

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@sweet fractal touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@long vine accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @long vine died.

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@hexed notch walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@amber ermine challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @amber ermine died.

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@stuck frigate got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@sharp ingot wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @livid shuttle wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @sharp ingot killed the Traveling Merchant first. @sharp ingot died.

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@lime creek tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@frozen rivet found some Diamond Ore. @pastel timber quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@sweet fractal tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @sweet fractal died.

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@pastel timber fired their bow at @jolly swift, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @pastel timber gave up.

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@stuck frigate tried to attack @livid shuttle with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @stuck frigate to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@frozen rivet decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @frozen rivet died.

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@lime creek found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed notch baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@pastel timber developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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A zombie snuck up on @lime creek and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @lime creek died.

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@stuck frigate took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @jolly swift and @pastel timber ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@hexed notch equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @stuck frigate into approaching. @hexed notch then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @stuck frigate with two Sniper Rifle shots. @stuck frigate died.

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@pastel timber started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@pastel timber had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @pastel timber died.

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@hexed notch hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift and @tranquil wyvern were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @jolly swift, but left @tranquil wyvern alone because they smelled funny. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @stuck frigate
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @frozen rivet
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @sharp ingot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raven snow Apr 13, 2026, 2:53 PM

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jolly swift Apr 13, 2026, 3:02 PM

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green dune Apr 13, 2026, 3:10 PM

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wet merlin Apr 13, 2026, 3:15 PM

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@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @green dune, @raven snow, @stuck frigate, and @wet merlin
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@jolly swift drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@tranquil wyvern painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@wet merlin and @pastel timber discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@stuck frigate overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@amber ermine tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@raven snow created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @raven snow's artistic genius.

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@jolly swift accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @jolly swift died.

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@hexed notch used their Blade of Grass to lop off @quick pebble's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @hexed notch invented golf. @quick pebble died.

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@hexed notch went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@raven snow tried to throw a Chlorophyte Partisan at @amber ermine before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@green dune drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @wet merlin was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@pastel timber was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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A strange device attached itself to @amber ermine's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @amber ermine died.

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@stuck frigate built a floating city and named it "England".

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@green dune wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@raven snow stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @raven snow died.

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@pastel timber tried to steal @wet merlin's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@hexed notch made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @stuck frigate. @stuck frigate died.

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@wet merlin likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @wet merlin probably liked trains a bit too much. @wet merlin died.

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@green dune realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @green dune died.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@hexed notch started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@pastel timber was building a nice house. @tranquil wyvern asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @pastel timber just looked confused.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @pastel timber by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @green dune
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @stuck frigate
100 points go to 7th place: @raven snow
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

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@quick pebble tried attacking @bleak perch, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@sweet fractal used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@tough umbra got impaled by Mourning Wood. @tough umbra died.

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@jolly swift ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @jolly swift said "thanks, you too." @jolly swift died.

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@green dune painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@long bloom hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@raven snow started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@bleak perch tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @bleak perch died.

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@quick pebble sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @quick pebble died.

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@amber ermine activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@sweet fractal ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @sweet fractal died.

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@long bloom recruited @green dune as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@long bloom forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @long bloom died.

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@raven snow tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@green dune was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@raven snow drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @fallow mango mopped @raven snow up with a tissue. @raven snow died.

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@fallow mango used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @fallow mango died.

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@tranquil wyvern encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @green dune!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @green dune
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @fallow mango
150 points go to 4th place: @raven snow
150 points go to 5th place: @long bloom
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @bleak perch
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tough umbra, @naive basalt, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @bleak perch, @rustic pollen, @keen pond, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @pastel timber, @sweet fractal, and @green dune
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Several players decided to form a band. @green dune was the trumpet, @pastel timber was the clarinetist, @keen pond was the drummer, and @glacial totem was the drum. @glacial totem died.

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@exotic saddle made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@tough umbra got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@tough umbra pointed a Shotgun at @rustic pollen and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @tough umbra looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @tough umbra died.

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@naive basalt pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @naive basalt died.

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@jolly swift was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @jolly swift died.

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@amber ermine used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @amber ermine died.

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@bleak perch was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@hexed notch and @sweet fractal were about to face off, but @hexed notch had to run off to the restroom first.

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@keen pond made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @exotic saddle joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@hexed notch started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@pastel timber needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@sweet fractal constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tranquil wyvern by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @sweet fractal's positioning was a bit off. @sweet fractal died.

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@green dune and @carmine cairn had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tranquil wyvern sped up the process by stabbing @green dune. @green dune died.

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@rustic pollen found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@pastel timber became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @keen pond flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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Rumors started spreading that @hexed notch was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @hexed notch.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @bleak perch was flattened by a road roller. @bleak perch died.

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@rustic pollen accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @rustic pollen died.

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@keen pond claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@tranquil wyvern drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@keen pond used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @keen pond died.

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@hexed notch was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@tranquil wyvern equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @carmine cairn chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @tranquil wyvern's shattered corpse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @keen pond
150 points go to 6th place: @rustic pollen
100 points go to 7th place: @bleak perch
100 points go to 8th place: @green dune
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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little warren Apr 13, 2026, 6:21 PM

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hexed notch Apr 13, 2026, 6:23 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 13, 2026, 6:27 PM

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pastel timber Apr 13, 2026, 6:27 PM

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signal minnow Apr 13, 2026, 6:28 PM

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jolly swift Apr 13, 2026, 6:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @keen pond, @rustic pollen, @hexed notch, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @little warren, @mossy jolt, @copper sedge, and @signal minnow
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@carmine cairn walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@keen pond sat on a wall. @keen pond had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @keen pond together again. @keen pond died.

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@amber ermine climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @amber ermine died.

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@mossy jolt climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@proud lava walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @proud lava died.

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@hexed notch overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@tranquil wyvern teleported behind @exotic saddle using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @exotic saddle died.

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@signal minnow received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@little warren read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @little warren died.

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@mossy jolt was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @mossy jolt died.

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@quick pebble stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @quick pebble died.

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@jolly swift headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @carmine cairn had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@pastel timber and @signal minnow played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@hexed notch decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@copper sedge couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@rustic pollen threw @tranquil wyvern in the washing machine and turned it on. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@copper sedge spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@rustic pollen was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@carmine cairn won in a fight against @copper sedge by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @copper sedge died.

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@pastel timber woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@pastel timber realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @pastel timber died.

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@rustic pollen was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @rustic pollen died.

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@signal minnow was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @signal minnow died.

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@hexed notch replaced @jolly swift's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @jolly swift died.

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@hexed notch got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @rustic pollen
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @copper sedge
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @mossy jolt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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little warren Apr 13, 2026, 6:39 PM

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rustic pollen Apr 13, 2026, 6:39 PM

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wet merlin Apr 13, 2026, 6:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 13, 2026, 6:51 PM

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naive basalt Apr 13, 2026, 7:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 7:00 PM

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urban fog Apr 13, 2026, 7:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 7:06 PM

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grizzled canopy Apr 13, 2026, 7:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 7:19 PM

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glacial totem Apr 13, 2026, 7:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 7:21 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 13, 2026, 7:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 7:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

keen pond Apr 13, 2026, 7:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 7:30 PM

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@keen pond, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 13, 2026, 7:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 7:39 PM

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raw moss Apr 13, 2026, 7:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 7:39 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 13, 2026, 7:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 7:46 PM

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tame hatch Apr 13, 2026, 7:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 7:57 PM

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proud lava Apr 13, 2026, 8:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 8:07 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

maiden walrus Apr 13, 2026, 8:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 8:13 PM

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@maiden walrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 8:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @naive basalt, @carmine cairn, @rustic pollen, @keen pond, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @tame hatch, @urban fog, @grizzled canopy, @little warren, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @glacial totem died.

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@grizzled canopy wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@tame hatch yelled, "Duck!" @naive basalt excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @naive basalt died.

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@wet merlin purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @wet merlin ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@rustic pollen declared that 64 was their favorite number. @little warren wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @rustic pollen by stabbing them 64 times. @rustic pollen died.

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@keen pond tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @keen pond died.

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@proud lava took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@exotic saddle sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@tranquil wyvern started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@maiden walrus wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @maiden walrus died.

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@tame hatch wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@grizzled canopy wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@amber ermine tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@carmine cairn managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@exotic saddle started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @exotic saddle died.

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@wet merlin started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@urban fog had a sleepover with @little warren, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@tame hatch started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@proud lava was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @proud lava died.

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@tame hatch declared war on emus. The emus won. @tame hatch died.

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@urban fog tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @carmine cairn demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @urban fog by two. @urban fog died.

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@grizzled canopy woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @raw moss found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @grizzled canopy with bug spray. @grizzled canopy died.

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@little warren solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@carmine cairn sharpened @wet merlin's face at a Sharpening Station. @wet merlin became the sharpest tool in the shed. @wet merlin died.

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@raw moss verbally roasted @tranquil wyvern so hard that they burst into flames. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@little warren was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @little warren died.

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@raw moss found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@carmine cairn was furious at @raw moss for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @carmine cairn's special someone!

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@raw moss used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @little warren
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

urban fog Apr 13, 2026, 8:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 8:43 PM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 13, 2026, 8:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 8:44 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

keen pond Apr 13, 2026, 8:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 8:44 PM

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grizzled canopy Apr 13, 2026, 8:45 PM

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quick pebble Apr 13, 2026, 9:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 9:05 PM

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 13, 2026, 9:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 9:22 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grizzled canopy Apr 13, 2026, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 9:29 PM

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@grizzled canopy, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

keen pond Apr 13, 2026, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 9:30 PM

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@keen pond, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

shut ore Apr 13, 2026, 9:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 9:38 PM

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@shut ore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 13, 2026, 9:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 9:51 PM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Apr 13, 2026, 10:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 13, 2026, 10:02 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Apr 13, 2026, 10:02 PM

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