epic-battles

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

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[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[analog rapids]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@analog rapids, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[honest pine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @honest pine, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @pine obsidian, @exotic saddle, @tame hatch, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @analog rapids
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @waxen marlin held up their hand. @waxen marlin demonstrated the power of the Force.

@pine obsidian shot @tough umbra to death with a finger gun. @tough umbra died.

@urban fog saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@raw moss summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @pine obsidian's life points directly. @pine obsidian died.

@honest pine tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

@tame hatch constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@exotic saddle had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@fiery belfry struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@hexed notch walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@livid shuttle was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@exotic saddle decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @exotic saddle died.

@carmine cairn suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@honest pine got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@tame hatch underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @tame hatch died.

@raw moss wrote @urban fog's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @urban fog died.

@fiery belfry underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@waxen marlin and @analog rapids had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@hardy patio went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @hardy patio died.

While playing at the beach, @carmine cairn buried @waxen marlin in the sand. It took @waxen marlin several hours to dig themselves back out.

@honest pine and @analog rapids cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @analog rapids, because @honest pine was wearing Frost armor.

@waxen marlin picked a fight with a goose. @waxen marlin died.

@hexed notch chased @honest pine with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @honest pine died.

@carmine cairn faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@raw moss fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

Out of boredom, @fiery belfry used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@analog rapids somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @analog rapids's chests for the rest of its life.

@livid shuttle killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@analog rapids summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @analog rapids died.

@livid shuttle found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@raw moss found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@fiery belfry tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @fiery belfry died.

@hexed notch started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@hexed notch went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @hexed notch died.

@raw moss put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@carmine cairn looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

@raw moss tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@carmine cairn threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @carmine cairn unlocked the power of flight!

@livid shuttle stole @raw moss's lemons. @raw moss got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @livid shuttle's house down.

@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Snowball Cannon.

@livid shuttle saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@carmine cairn took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @raw moss's Rod of Discord.

@livid shuttle mistook @raw moss's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @analog rapids
100 points go to 7th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[clever mason]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@clever mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[olive beacon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@olive beacon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[uneven grove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@uneven grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[prime anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@prime anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[analog rapids]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@analog rapids, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hidden hearth]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hidden hearth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[charred shore]

Bb!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@charred shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[forest goblet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@forest goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@raw moss, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @clever mason, @olive beacon, @waxen marlin, @charred shore, @livid shuttle, @uneven grove, @prime anvil, @analog rapids, @forest goblet, and @hidden hearth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @raw moss died.

@charred shore released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @charred shore, but it was very satisfying.

@clever mason zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@urban fog tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@analog rapids took a potato chip... and ate it!

@urban fog went down @forest goblet's chimney to deliver presents, but @forest goblet's fireplace was still in use. @urban fog died.

@clever mason was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @pastel timber tried putting @clever mason back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @clever mason died.

@prime anvil started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@olive beacon drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @olive beacon died.

@livid shuttle found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@forest goblet wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@uneven grove was dunked on by @prime anvil. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@pastel timber flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @waxen marlin. @waxen marlin died.

@analog rapids got a piggyback ride from @charred shore, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @charred shore died.

@hidden hearth crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

@uneven grove invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@livid shuttle, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @livid shuttle died.

@hidden hearth spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@uneven grove's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @uneven grove to notice them. @uneven grove died.

@analog rapids sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

@prime anvil was stalking @analog rapids's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @prime anvil died.

@analog rapids tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @analog rapids died.

@forest goblet built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @forest goblet died.

@pastel timber followed @hidden hearth into the jungle. @pastel timber started looking left, right and center for @hidden hearth, but gave up and had some tea instead.

The Wall of Flesh told @hidden hearth that there was something stuck in their teeth. @hidden hearth checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @hidden hearth died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @hidden hearth
250 points go to 3rd place: @forest goblet
150 points go to 4th place: @analog rapids
150 points go to 5th place: @prime anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @charred shore
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @olive beacon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tiny musk]

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[gleaming grove]

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[waxen marlin]

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[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

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[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[bleak perch]

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[gleaming grove]

@bleak perch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[clever mason]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@clever mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[charred shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@charred shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hidden hearth]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hidden hearth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tiny musk, @bleak perch, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @clever mason, @waxen marlin, @charred shore, and @hidden hearth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tiny musk accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @tiny musk died.

@clever mason started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

@bleak perch was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @bleak perch died.

@clever mason tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @clever mason died.

@tranquil wyvern was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@waxen marlin wished for the ability to fly. @hexed notch granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @waxen marlin died.

@pastel timber threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@long vine ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @charred shore before they could say "Zoinks!" @charred shore died.

@tranquil wyvern began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@hidden hearth looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

@pastel timber started blocking @long vine's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@tranquil wyvern thought that @hexed notch was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

@hidden hearth was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

@long vine killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@hidden hearth challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @hidden hearth died.

@hexed notch started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

@hexed notch decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @hexed notch died.

@tranquil wyvern dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @pastel timber, but @pastel timber simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @hidden hearth
150 points go to 6th place: @charred shore
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @clever mason
100 points go to 9th place: @bleak perch
100 points go to 10th place: @tiny musk

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[olive beacon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@olive beacon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tiny musk]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tiny musk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tough umbra]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tough umbra, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @tiny musk, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @olive beacon, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@hexed notch stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

Hey @tough umbra, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @tough umbra died.

@fiery belfry received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @fiery belfry died.

@pastel timber was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@raw moss visited @waxen marlin, but no one was home. @raw moss felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@urban fog came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@amber ermine wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @amber ermine's head. @amber ermine died.

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @urban fog's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @urban fog died.

@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

@olive beacon vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @olive beacon died.

@waxen marlin buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@hexed notch just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

@waxen marlin drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @waxen marlin died.

@hexed notch donated all of their organs to those in need. @hexed notch died.

@tranquil wyvern had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

@raw moss started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@tiny musk found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@tiny musk invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @tiny musk died.

@tranquil wyvern hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @raw moss's house. @raw moss started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@pastel timber and @raw moss swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

Santa Claus asked @tranquil wyvern what they wanted for Christmas. @tranquil wyvern replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@pastel timber trapped @raw moss in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @raw moss managed to escape regardless.

@tranquil wyvern followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tiny musk
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @olive beacon
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tiny musk]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tiny musk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[olive beacon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@olive beacon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[hidden hearth]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hidden hearth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[trail loom]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@trail loom, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tough umbra]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tough umbra, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @tiny musk, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @olive beacon, @livid shuttle, and @hidden hearth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@pastel timber swung a Star Wrath at @olive beacon and missed. However, @olive beacon acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @pastel timber to receive a yellow card.

@tough umbra stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @tough umbra died.

@livid shuttle used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@steel sentinel found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

@raw moss thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

@carmine cairn wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

@fiery belfry's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @fiery belfry sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@raw moss sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @raw moss died.

@amber ermine wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @amber ermine died.

@hexed notch started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@steel sentinel panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @steel sentinel died.

@olive beacon woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @olive beacon died.

@tiny musk tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@hidden hearth caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @hidden hearth died.

@trail loom and @carmine cairn were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

@tiny musk attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @tiny musk died.

@hexed notch learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

@tranquil wyvern found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@pastel timber accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@livid shuttle merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@carmine cairn tried to shoot @fiery belfry using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @hexed notch's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

@jolly swift found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@pastel timber was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @pastel timber died.

@trail loom learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

@fiery belfry befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@jolly swift was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @jolly swift died.

@livid shuttle got tired of @fiery belfry trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @fiery belfry at a Sawmill. @fiery belfry died.

@trail loom dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

@carmine cairn tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @carmine cairn is now bald.

@livid shuttle accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@hexed notch was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @trail loom's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @trail loom died.

The Cyborg hacked into @carmine cairn's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

@hexed notch stopped a meteor from crushing @livid shuttle and @carmine cairn with their own body. @hexed notch died.

@livid shuttle spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @livid shuttle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @tiny musk
100 points go to 10th place: @hidden hearth

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The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tiny musk, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @static cedar, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @serene garden, and @hidden hearth
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@tiny musk thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@livid shuttle commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

@long vine went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@hexed notch almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@carmine cairn attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @jolly swift watched the carnage from a safe distance. @carmine cairn died.

@jolly swift fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @jolly swift died.

@tiny musk was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @tiny musk died.

@static cedar tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @static cedar died.

@serene garden used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @serene garden died.

@pastel timber was arrested for killing @hidden hearth with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @hidden hearth died.

@steel sentinel took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@tranquil wyvern ran with scissors. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@pastel timber tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @pastel timber died.

@long vine drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@hexed notch tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

@steel sentinel had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@livid shuttle found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

@long vine wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@steel sentinel accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

A pretty fairy led @livid shuttle to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @livid shuttle died.

@long vine gave @steel sentinel a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @steel sentinel gave @long vine a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @hidden hearth
100 points go to 8th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 9th place: @static cedar
100 points go to 10th place: @tiny musk

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The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @jolly swift, @tiny musk, @strange anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @wet skiff, @pastel timber, @static cedar, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, and @hidden hearth
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@tough umbra ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @tough umbra died.

@livid shuttle and @tiny musk found themselves falling from a considerable height. @livid shuttle landed in a pool of water. @tiny musk did not. @tiny musk died.

@steel sentinel accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

@static cedar burned @strange anvil to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @static cedar for reading books. @strange anvil died.

@jolly swift learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @long vine found out that @jolly swift meant "killer" in the literal sense. @long vine died.

@pastel timber tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @pastel timber's mouth.

@tranquil wyvern tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@static cedar forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @static cedar died.

An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @livid shuttle's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @livid shuttle died.

@hidden hearth tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @hidden hearth died.

@pastel timber painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

A witch prophesized that @jolly swift would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@wet skiff decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

@wet skiff was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @wet skiff died.

@tranquil wyvern ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @tranquil wyvern's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @pastel timber died.

@steel sentinel couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

@jolly swift found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@jolly swift jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @jolly swift died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @hidden hearth
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @static cedar
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @strange anvil

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @naive basalt, @jolly swift, @tiny musk, @bleak perch, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @wet skiff, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, and @livid shuttle
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@tranquil wyvern started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

@pastel timber started barking like a dog while chasing @naive basalt.

@bleak perch lured @tough umbra into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @tough umbra's dust allergy! @tough umbra died.

@jolly swift saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @jolly swift died.

@hexed notch entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@wet skiff complained to @steel sentinel that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@tiny musk took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @tiny musk died.

@bleak perch was buried under an avalanche that @hardy patio had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @bleak perch died.

@steel sentinel hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@wet skiff accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @wet skiff died.

@urban fog's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @urban fog died.

@hardy patio went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @hexed notch had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @hardy patio died.

@livid shuttle didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @livid shuttle died.

@pastel timber accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@naive basalt started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @naive basalt died.

@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @tranquil wyvern fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@hexed notch was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @hexed notch died.

@carmine cairn was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@pastel timber went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @pastel timber died.

@steel sentinel tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @naive basalt
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @wet skiff

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @bleak perch, @tranquil wyvern, @wet skiff, @pastel timber, @static cedar, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @turbid skiff, @abstract thunder, @deep schooner, @livid shuttle, and @mossy jolt
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @carmine cairn decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

@deep schooner somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@glacial totem forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @glacial totem died.

@static cedar was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @static cedar dried.

@wet skiff went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @wet skiff died.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @livid shuttle being mercilessly tickled by @turbid skiff.

@static cedar didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @static cedar died.

@jolly swift started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

@urban fog tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @urban fog died.

@bleak perch marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@steel sentinel wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

@abstract thunder tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@abstract thunder tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@abstract thunder was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @abstract thunder barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @abstract thunder died.

@deep schooner used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @livid shuttle tested this theory on @deep schooner, who bounced, and ended up being right. @deep schooner died.

@turbid skiff was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

@jolly swift threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @livid shuttle would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @mossy jolt wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @tranquil wyvern all of their willpower not to explain it.

@pastel timber wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@turbid skiff attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@tranquil wyvern tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @tranquil wyvern decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @mossy jolt into fertilizer. @mossy jolt died.

@pastel timber got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

@jolly swift tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @carmine cairn. Queen Bee died.

@bleak perch heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @bleak perch died.

@turbid skiff uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @turbid skiff died.

@tranquil wyvern took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@carmine cairn spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@pastel timber defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @pastel timber died.

@jolly swift couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

@carmine cairn and @jolly swift were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @carmine cairn suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @jolly swift turned around to look. @jolly swift died.

@steel sentinel rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @steel sentinel with unnecessary advice.

@steel sentinel joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@steel sentinel spoke softly to @carmine cairn while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @bleak perch
100 points go to 8th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @deep schooner

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[bleak perch]

bb!register

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[tough umbra]

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[sweet fractal]

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[keen pond]

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[steel sentinel]

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[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rustic pollen]

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[gleaming grove]

@rustic pollen, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @bleak perch, @rustic pollen, @keen pond, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, and @sweet fractal
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban fog made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@sweet fractal sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

@glacial totem patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @keen pond in disguise.

@bleak perch contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @bleak perch died.

@carmine cairn literally impeached @rustic pollen by squashing them under a giant peach. @rustic pollen died.

@steel sentinel tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@keen pond dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @keen pond died.

@tough umbra wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@steel sentinel and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@glacial totem had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@exotic saddle fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @exotic saddle died.

@carmine cairn tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @carmine cairn quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@urban fog lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @urban fog died.

@carmine cairn asked for @sweet fractal's autograph. At first, @sweet fractal was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@sweet fractal ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @sweet fractal died.

@tough umbra always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @tough umbra died.

@tranquil wyvern was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn hid an actuator in @glacial totem's lunch. Later that day, @glacial totem stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @glacial totem died.

@steel sentinel became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @carmine cairn had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @steel sentinel's suffering. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tough umbra
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @keen pond
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic pollen

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tough umbra]

bb!register

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[keen pond]

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[strange anvil]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[jaunty saddle]

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[keen pond]

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[steel sentinel]

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[raw moss]

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[weak island]

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[sweet fractal]

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[elder pawn]

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[urban fog]

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[glossy shale]

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@glossy shale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static cedar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static cedar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[wet skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wet skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @raw moss, @strange anvil, @tranquil wyvern, @wet skiff, @elder pawn, @static cedar, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @sweet fractal, @weak island, @glossy shale, and @jaunty saddle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wet skiff built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @tough umbra is now goo. @tough umbra died.

@sweet fractal tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

Tired of eating plain toast, @carmine cairn started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@glossy shale took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

@tranquil wyvern and @static cedar relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

While streaming a fitness game, @urban fog accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@keen pond dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @keen pond died.

@strange anvil asked @raw moss to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @strange anvil died.

@jaunty saddle bragged to @steel sentinel about their combat skills. @steel sentinel didn't really know @jaunty saddle and had no idea how this conversation started.

@wet skiff modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

@glossy shale caused @weak island to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @raw moss was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

@urban fog used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @urban fog died.

@sweet fractal tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @sweet fractal died.

@steel sentinel cut a specific wire in @weak island's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @weak island died.

@elder pawn started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@static cedar started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

@jaunty saddle drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@tranquil wyvern tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@wet skiff gave @jaunty saddle Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @jaunty saddle died.

@raw moss donned a Martian costume and chased @static cedar in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @static cedar died.

@elder pawn decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

@carmine cairn tried to strike @wet skiff down, but @wet skiff instead became more powerful than @carmine cairn could possibly imagine.

@wet skiff swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @wet skiff died.

@glossy shale successfully snuck into @steel sentinel's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @glossy shale died.

@elder pawn equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @elder pawn died.

@tranquil wyvern stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@steel sentinel found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @carmine cairn, @raw moss, and @tranquil wyvern. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss had a dirty mind. Then @steel sentinel sprayed @raw moss's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @elder pawn
150 points go to 6th place: @glossy shale
100 points go to 7th place: @wet skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @static cedar
100 points go to 9th place: @jaunty saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @weak island

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[quick pebble]

bb!register

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[keen pond]

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[wet skiff]

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[glossy shale]

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@glossy shale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static cedar]

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[tough umbra]

Bb!register

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[dense sigil]

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[steel sentinel]

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[glacial totem]

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oblique lantern]

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@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[stuck frigate]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@stuck frigate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tough umbra, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @raw moss, @quick pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @wet skiff, @dense sigil, @static cedar, @steel sentinel, @oblique lantern, @glossy shale, and @stuck frigate
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

@glacial totem tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn talked with @keen pond about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

@dense sigil crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@oblique lantern was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@keen pond cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @keen pond's heart! @keen pond died.

@raw moss found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@stuck frigate found a room full of Bunny Banners in @raw moss's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @raw moss. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

@wet skiff contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@quick pebble was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @quick pebble lived.

@wet skiff vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @wet skiff died.

@carmine cairn became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@steel sentinel drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@dense sigil became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @dense sigil died.

@oblique lantern dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @oblique lantern died.

@glossy shale went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @glossy shale's fault.

@tranquil wyvern played Frisbee with @stuck frigate using a Light Disc, but @stuck frigate unfortunately didn't have five hands. @stuck frigate died.

@tranquil wyvern thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @tranquil wyvern died.

@static cedar saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @static cedar died.

@carmine cairn tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tough umbra's head instead. @tough umbra died.

@quick pebble tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @quick pebble died.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @glossy shale some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @glossy shale died.

@steel sentinel reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @glossy shale
150 points go to 4th place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @tough umbra
150 points go to 6th place: @static cedar
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @stuck frigate
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @dense sigil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tough umbra]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tough umbra, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

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@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lethal belfry]

bb!register

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@lethal belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[keen pond]

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@keen pond, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dense sigil]

bb!register

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@dense sigil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rustic pollen]

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[gleaming grove]

@rustic pollen, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[forest goblet]

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@forest goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tough umbra, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @rustic pollen, @lethal belfry, @quick pebble, @dense sigil, @velvet dune, @steel sentinel, and @forest goblet
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@steel sentinel watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

@forest goblet handed @glacial totem a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @glacial totem died.

@tough umbra finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

@lethal belfry was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

@carmine cairn got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @carmine cairn wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @carmine cairn was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

@quick pebble squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@rustic pollen placed chests all over the world except where @tough umbra was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @tough umbra died.

@keen pond was briefly jumpscared by @steel sentinel wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@keen pond stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @keen pond died.

@dense sigil was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@rustic pollen was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @rustic pollen died.

@lethal belfry tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@carmine cairn pulled out their Blue Phaseblade and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @carmine cairn pulled out a vacuum instead.

@forest goblet trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@dense sigil found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @dense sigil died.

@quick pebble will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@velvet dune opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

@forest goblet's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @forest goblet died.

No one told @velvet dune that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @velvet dune died.

@lethal belfry started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @lethal belfry died.

Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @carmine cairn wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

@steel sentinel found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

@quick pebble hid from @steel sentinel by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

@quick pebble couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Breaker Blade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @quick pebble's heart and brain. @quick pebble died.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @carmine cairn's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@steel sentinel tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @steel sentinel extremely rich.

@steel sentinel tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

@carmine cairn claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@carmine cairn became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@steel sentinel made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@steel sentinel started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@carmine cairn created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@carmine cairn became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@steel sentinel's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @quick pebble
150 points go to 4th place: @lethal belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @forest goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @dense sigil
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic pollen
100 points go to 9th place: @keen pond
100 points go to 10th place: @tough umbra

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban ether]

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@urban ether, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lethal belfry]

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@lethal belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[forest goblet]

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@forest goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

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[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[clever mason]

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@clever mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[keen pond]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@keen pond, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[signal minnow]

bb!register

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @keen pond, @lethal belfry, @long vine, @quick pebble, @clever mason, @steel sentinel, @urban ether, @forest goblet, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@quick pebble gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @quick pebble died.

@keen pond used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@carmine cairn promised @clever mason that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @clever mason died.

@signal minnow escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @long vine spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@forest goblet built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@forest goblet built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @urban ether was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @urban ether died.

@long vine found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@carmine cairn tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

After partying all night, @forest goblet was shot by @lethal belfry in a swimming pool. @forest goblet died.

@keen pond used a Medusa Head on @lethal belfry and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @lethal belfry died.

@steel sentinel tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

@keen pond built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

@keen pond placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @keen pond died.

@carmine cairn was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@signal minnow kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @steel sentinel had had enough, so they scooped @signal minnow to death with an ice cream spoon. @signal minnow died.

@carmine cairn started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

@steel sentinel started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @steel sentinel is still slurping that noodle.

The Demolitionist told @steel sentinel that it was a good day to die. @steel sentinel thought so too. @steel sentinel died.

@carmine cairn launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@long vine forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @keen pond
150 points go to 6th place: @lethal belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @forest goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @urban ether
100 points go to 9th place: @clever mason
100 points go to 10th place: @quick pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[keen pond]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@keen pond, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[strange anvil]

bb!register

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@strange anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban ether]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban ether, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame hatch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame hatch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle pike]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @fiery belfry, @strange anvil, @long vine, @tame hatch, @steel sentinel, @urban ether, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @glacial totem died.

@fiery belfry swung a Katana at @urban ether, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@strange anvil was eaten by a tree. @strange anvil died.

@long vine was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

@idle pike insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @tame hatch insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @tame hatch, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @tame hatch died.

@carmine cairn used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

@steel sentinel walked into a bar. @keen pond laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@fiery belfry found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@urban ether ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @urban ether died.

@long vine tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@keen pond was vehicularly manslaughtered by @carmine cairn's minecart. @keen pond died.

@long vine breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @long vine died.

@fiery belfry made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@carmine cairn invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@idle pike was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@steel sentinel fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @idle pike, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

@fiery belfry brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @fiery belfry died.

@idle pike thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @idle pike died.

@steel sentinel used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @carmine cairn alive. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @keen pond
100 points go to 7th place: @urban ether
100 points go to 8th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 9th place: @strange anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[keen pond]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@keen pond, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame hatch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame hatch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[keen pond]

Bb!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@keen pond, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[signal minnow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @keen pond, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @idle egret, @quick pebble, @tame hatch, @urban fog, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn pickpocketed @urban fog, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

@raw moss tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @raw moss died.

@quick pebble brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

@signal minnow watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@idle egret was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @idle egret died.

@tame hatch tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@quick pebble programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @quick pebble died.

@carmine cairn befriended @urban fog by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@keen pond tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@signal minnow knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@fiery belfry found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

@keen pond started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@urban fog wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @tame hatch on a spit. @tame hatch died.

@signal minnow found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @signal minnow pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

@urban fog tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @urban fog died.

@keen pond did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @fiery belfry, who happened to be passing by.

@signal minnow was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @signal minnow died.

@keen pond accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @fiery belfry was watching. @keen pond died.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @carmine cairn would soon die a gruesome death. @carmine cairn ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@fiery belfry learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @fiery belfry died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @keen pond
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 7th place: @quick pebble
100 points go to 8th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[keen pond]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@keen pond, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[quick pebble]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@quick pebble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[signal minnow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hidden hearth]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hidden hearth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @keen pond, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @idle egret, @long vine, @quick pebble, @urban fog, @livid shuttle, @hidden hearth, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@signal minnow ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.