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velvet dune Apr 9, 2026, 9:09 PM

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hexed notch Apr 9, 2026, 9:20 PM

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green dune Apr 9, 2026, 9:21 PM

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elder pawn Apr 9, 2026, 9:27 PM

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grim night Apr 9, 2026, 9:28 PM

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glacial totem Apr 9, 2026, 9:30 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @grim night, @elder pawn, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @green dune, @vale nebula, @grizzled canopy, @fair urchin, @novel summit, and @arctic temple
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @raw moss died.

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@grim night tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @grim night keeled over from a heart attack. @grim night died.

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@grizzled canopy slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @urban fog's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @urban fog died.

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@green dune was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @green dune died.

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@glacial totem finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@velvet dune created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @velvet dune's artistic genius.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @novel summit thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@vale nebula tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @vale nebula died.

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@hexed notch befriended @grizzled canopy by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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A witch prophesized that @novel summit would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@arctic temple placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Candy Corn Rifle.

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@glacial totem started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@grizzled canopy tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @grizzled canopy died.

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@steel sentinel disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @fair urchin, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @fair urchin died.

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@novel summit drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @novel summit died.

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@hexed notch befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@steel sentinel saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@elder pawn became convinced that @velvet dune was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @velvet dune, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@arctic temple was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @arctic temple died.

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@velvet dune made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @velvet dune died.

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@hexed notch made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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Thanks to @hexed notch's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @elder pawn's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @elder pawn alive. @elder pawn died.

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@glacial totem did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @elder pawn
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 8th place: @fair urchin
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @vale nebula

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green dune Apr 9, 2026, 9:38 PM

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urban fog Apr 9, 2026, 9:42 PM

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fair urchin Apr 9, 2026, 9:46 PM

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fallow mango Apr 9, 2026, 9:46 PM

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velvet dune Apr 9, 2026, 9:49 PM

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timid seal Apr 9, 2026, 9:55 PM

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grim night Apr 9, 2026, 9:58 PM

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raw moss Apr 9, 2026, 10:01 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 9, 2026, 10:16 PM

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glacial totem Apr 9, 2026, 10:18 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @grim night, @fallow mango, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @green dune, @fair urchin, and @novel summit
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@fair urchin tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@steel sentinel managed to kill @glacial totem by doing absolutely nothing. @glacial totem died.

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@urban fog and @fallow mango were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@grim night marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@urban fog thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @urban fog died.

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@green dune's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @green dune to notice them. @green dune died.

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@fair urchin was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @fair urchin died.

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@novel summit took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @novel summit died.

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@fallow mango was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @fallow mango died.

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@grim night was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@velvet dune invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@steel sentinel kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@raw moss tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@steel sentinel and @velvet dune played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@velvet dune was walked on by a Martian Walker. @velvet dune died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @grim night tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @grim night died.

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@raw moss began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @grim night
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @fallow mango
150 points go to 6th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 7th place: @fair urchin
100 points go to 8th place: @green dune
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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urban fog Apr 9, 2026, 10:37 PM

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grim night Apr 9, 2026, 10:37 PM

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twin estuary Apr 9, 2026, 10:41 PM

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hardy patio Apr 9, 2026, 10:41 PM

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sharp ingot Apr 9, 2026, 10:41 PM

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fair urchin Apr 9, 2026, 10:51 PM

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raw moss Apr 9, 2026, 10:58 PM

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weak island Apr 9, 2026, 11:06 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 9, 2026, 11:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 9, 2026, 11:11 PM

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olive beacon Apr 9, 2026, 11:27 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @grim night, @sharp ingot, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @olive beacon, @weak island, @hardy patio, @fair urchin, @novel summit, and @twin estuary
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@hardy patio started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@sharp ingot was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @sharp ingot died.

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@grim night painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@urban fog drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @urban fog died.

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@olive beacon summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@raw moss talked with @novel summit about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@fair urchin started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @fair urchin - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @fair urchin then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @weak island is approaching @olive beacon!

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@weak island summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @weak island died.

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@twin estuary tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@hardy patio thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @hardy patio died.

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@grim night thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@steel sentinel was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@raw moss captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@fair urchin felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @fair urchin died.

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@olive beacon developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@grim night almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@novel summit burst with happiness, quite literally. @novel summit died.

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@twin estuary threw a snowball at @raw moss. To counter this, @raw moss threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @twin estuary died.

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@raw moss sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@grim night breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @grim night died.

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@steel sentinel had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@olive beacon became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@olive beacon, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @olive beacon died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @raw moss. Apparently, not that many. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @olive beacon
150 points go to 4th place: @grim night
150 points go to 5th place: @twin estuary
150 points go to 6th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 7th place: @fair urchin
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @weak island
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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raw moss Apr 9, 2026, 11:40 PM

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sullen socket Apr 9, 2026, 11:40 PM

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sharp ingot Apr 9, 2026, 11:41 PM

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jagged echo Apr 9, 2026, 11:42 PM

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prime anvil Apr 9, 2026, 11:45 PM

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fair urchin Apr 9, 2026, 11:48 PM

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twin estuary Apr 9, 2026, 11:52 PM

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hardy patio Apr 9, 2026, 11:55 PM

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urban fog Apr 10, 2026, 12:04 AM

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olive beacon Apr 10, 2026, 12:05 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 10, 2026, 12:21 AM

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steel sentinel Apr 10, 2026, 12:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 12:23 AM

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long vine Apr 10, 2026, 12:26 AM

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weak island Apr 10, 2026, 12:28 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 10, 2026, 12:29 AM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @sullen socket, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @sharp ingot, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @olive beacon, @weak island, @hardy patio, @jagged echo, @fair urchin, @twin estuary, and @prime anvil
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@raw moss took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@sharp ingot challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @sharp ingot died.

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@urban fog discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@steel sentinel used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @steel sentinel didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @steel sentinel died.

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@fair urchin couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@urban fog accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @hardy patio was watching. @urban fog died.

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@weak island drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @weak island died.

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@carmine cairn literally gaslighted @jagged echo by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @jagged echo died.

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@fair urchin put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @fair urchin died.

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@sullen socket was cornered by @twin estuary, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@long vine heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @long vine stopped because their voice became horse.

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@raw moss shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@twin estuary got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @twin estuary died.

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@fiery belfry went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@prime anvil jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @prime anvil died.

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@hardy patio headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @carmine cairn had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@olive beacon took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @olive beacon died.

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@fiery belfry stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @fiery belfry died.

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@hardy patio didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @hardy patio died.

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@sullen socket ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @sullen socket died.

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@long vine was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @long vine died.

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@raw moss looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@carmine cairn's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @sullen socket
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @olive beacon
100 points go to 8th place: @prime anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @twin estuary
100 points go to 10th place: @fair urchin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 10, 2026, 12:37 AM

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urban fog Apr 10, 2026, 12:47 AM

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hardy patio Apr 10, 2026, 12:47 AM

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long vine Apr 10, 2026, 12:47 AM

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sullen socket Apr 10, 2026, 12:49 AM

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twin estuary Apr 10, 2026, 12:50 AM

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tame hatch Apr 10, 2026, 12:55 AM

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olive beacon Apr 10, 2026, 1:20 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 10, 2026, 1:22 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 10, 2026, 1:24 AM

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honest pine Apr 10, 2026, 1:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, @honest pine, @raw moss, @sullen socket, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tame hatch, @urban fog, @olive beacon, @hardy patio, and @twin estuary
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@fiery belfry was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @sullen socket with its horns. @sullen socket died.

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@tame hatch tried to save @honest pine's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @tame hatch died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @tame hatch died.

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@olive beacon had a sleepover with @long vine, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@urban fog tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @urban fog died.

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@hardy patio smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@twin estuary got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@raw moss saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@twin estuary managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@hardy patio was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @hardy patio died.

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@twin estuary tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @twin estuary died.

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@honest pine was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@olive beacon drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@long vine purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@carmine cairn found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@olive beacon poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@honest pine drank a Molotov Cocktail. @honest pine died.

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@olive beacon forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @olive beacon died.

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@fiery belfry had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@carmine cairn ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@long vine released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @long vine, but it was very satisfying.

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@long vine drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @carmine cairn was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@carmine cairn went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine hid from @raw moss by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@raw moss found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@long vine vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @olive beacon
150 points go to 6th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 7th place: @twin estuary
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @tame hatch

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@hardy patio trapped @idle pike in a maze, but while they were taunting @idle pike, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@bold hemlock invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@fiery belfry thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@sullen socket ripped @raw moss's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@hexed notch learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@sullen socket tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @sullen socket died.

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@urban fog, @sharp ingot, and @hardy patio worked on a group project, but it looked like @urban fog was doing most of the work.

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@carmine cairn offered to add a gold trim to @hidden hearth's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@bold hemlock clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @bold hemlock died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @sharp ingot farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @sharp ingot died.

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@fiery belfry accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@hardy patio created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@urban fog put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@urban fog died.

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@fiery belfry was tired of @hidden hearth constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @hidden hearth's front yard. @hidden hearth died.

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@fiery belfry got burninated by Tim. @fiery belfry died.

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@hexed notch suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @hardy patio was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @hardy patio had ever been in. @hardy patio died.

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@hexed notch's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @hexed notch died.

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@idle pike woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @hidden hearth
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp ingot
100 points go to 9th place: @bold hemlock
100 points go to 10th place: @sullen socket

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tiny musk, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @bold hemlock, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @idle pike, and @magic glacier
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There was a snake in @tiny musk's boot! @tiny musk died.

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@fiery belfry found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@arctic temple pranked @idle pike by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@raw moss took aim at @bold hemlock from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@brave shore had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@bold hemlock iwwegawy owoed to @exotic saddle and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @bold hemlock died.

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@long vine had the high ground, but @hexed notch just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @long vine toppling to their doom. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @exotic saddle then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @exotic saddle died.

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@hardy patio somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @hardy patio's chests for the rest of its life.

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@arctic temple complained that they had no life, so @brave shore used a Life Drain to take @waxen marlin's life and give it to @arctic temple. @waxen marlin died.

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@idle pike brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@magic glacier rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@raw moss tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@hexed notch threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@arctic temple started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@raw moss tried to strike @hardy patio down, but @hardy patio instead became more powerful than @raw moss could possibly imagine.

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@fiery belfry gave a hug to @magic glacier and almost choked them to death!

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@brave shore tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@brave shore was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @brave shore died.

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@arctic temple found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @arctic temple died.

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@fiery belfry wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@hardy patio and @hexed notch played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@hardy patio found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @idle pike, @raw moss, and @magic glacier. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @magic glacier died.

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@fiery belfry accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @fiery belfry died.

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@idle pike was infected by a zombie virus. @idle pike died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@hardy patio invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@hexed notch wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@raw moss ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@hexed notch played rock-paper-scissors with @idle pike. @hexed notch played paper. @idle pike played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @hexed notch was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@hardy patio thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@idle pike started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @idle pike died.

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@hardy patio searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@raw moss tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @hardy patio, but it refused to listen because @raw moss didn't have enough badges.

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@hardy patio's skeleton decided that @hardy patio wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @magic glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @honest pine, @raw moss, @gaunt token, @shadow owl, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @sharp ingot, @amber ermine, @umbral crow, @crimson skiff, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @prime anvil, and @signal minnow
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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @hardy patio tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@glacial totem challenged @shadow owl to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @shadow owl's turn to win. @glacial totem died.

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@sharp ingot went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @sharp ingot died.

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@amber ermine was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @amber ermine died.

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@crimson skiff walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @crimson skiff died.

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@urban fog drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin pointed a Shotgun at @prime anvil and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @waxen marlin looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @waxen marlin died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @prime anvil's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @prime anvil died.

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@long vine found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@honest pine found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@livid shuttle teleported behind @umbral crow using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @umbral crow died.

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@gaunt token spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @gaunt token still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @gaunt token died.

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@raw moss dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@signal minnow followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @signal minnow died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @honest pine, @shadow owl leaned away and farted.

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@honest pine found a hill and started to roll down it. @honest pine was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @honest pine died.

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@long vine found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @long vine walked out the door.

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@fiery belfry loves @raw moss to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @brave shore extremely rich.

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@livid shuttle launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@shadow owl and @hardy patio got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@long vine tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@raw moss watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@hardy patio found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @long vine saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@shadow owl started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @shadow owl decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@shadow owl wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @shadow owl's head. @shadow owl died.

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@livid shuttle stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @livid shuttle's ego received a small boost.

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@raw moss was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@brave shore and @long vine huddled around @livid shuttle to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @livid shuttle's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@raw moss was building a nice house. @long vine asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @raw moss just looked confused.

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@livid shuttle killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@brave shore relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@long vine promised to @livid shuttle that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@raw moss finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@brave shore asked @long vine to give them a hand, so @long vine chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@livid shuttle found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@raw moss squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@long vine teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@raw moss threw @long vine into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @raw moss a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @long vine died.

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@raw moss accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @shadow owl
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 9th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 10th place: @gaunt token

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@sullen socket started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@crimson skiff suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@amber ermine couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@near mortar snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@amber ermine fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @amber ermine died.

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@ionic willow needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@raw moss held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@fiery belfry found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@crimson skiff used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @crimson skiff died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@urban fog wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @waxen marlin died.

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@proper wedge watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@near mortar started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@fiery belfry silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @proper wedge's back, which then integrated itself into @proper wedge's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@hardy patio accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@sullen socket tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@livid shuttle invited @raw moss to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @livid shuttle was mauled by wolves. @livid shuttle died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @near mortar found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @near mortar was trapped for all eternity. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @raw moss lived.

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@hardy patio broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@pastel timber hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@sullen socket overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@ionic willow challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @ionic willow died.

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@fiery belfry spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@fiery belfry tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @sullen socket and @raw moss, who did not approve of gambling.

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@pastel timber merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@proper wedge heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@proper wedge was ordered by @hardy patio to sing a song or be killed. @proper wedge tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @proper wedge died.

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@fiery belfry wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@pastel timber found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @raw moss was revived.

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@fiery belfry triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @fiery belfry died.

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@sullen socket was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @sullen socket died.

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@raw moss flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @hardy patio. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @sullen socket
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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There are 13 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @sullen socket, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @true wren, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @hidden hearth
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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @true wren spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@waxen marlin filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@fiery belfry's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Copper Shortsword was nice and clean, but their Shadowflame Bow's string broke, and their Amber Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@raw moss declared that 64 was their favorite number. @urban fog wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @raw moss by stabbing them 64 times. @raw moss died.

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@fiery belfry tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @fiery belfry died.

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@urban fog played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@true wren summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@long vine decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@hardy patio came out of @pastel timber's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@waxen marlin began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@waxen marlin invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@livid shuttle made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @livid shuttle died.

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The sun burnt @sullen socket into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@hidden hearth wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@hidden hearth spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @hidden hearth died.

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A strange device attached itself to @hexed notch's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@long vine equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @tranquil wyvern into approaching. @long vine then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @tranquil wyvern with two Sniper Rifle shots. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @pastel timber died.

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@hardy patio planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@long vine looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@hardy patio found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @sullen socket died.

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@long vine painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@hardy patio used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@long vine asked @hardy patio if they "knew the way". @hardy patio didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@hardy patio found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@long vine tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@long vine went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hardy patio!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @sullen socket
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @hidden hearth
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @true wren

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@sharp ingot and @turbid skiff had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@winter venture drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@pastel timber spoke softly to @winter venture while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @winter venture died.

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@fiery belfry made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@sullen socket flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @sullen socket's face off with its bare hands. @sullen socket died.

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@long vine made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @long vine rich and famous.

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@waxen marlin was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @waxen marlin dried.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @long vine's eye sockets. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@turbid skiff tried attacking @pastel timber, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@sharp ingot was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@sharp ingot was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @sharp ingot died.

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@waxen marlin brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle murdered @tranquil wyvern with a knife, but it was actually @turbid skiff in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @livid shuttle didn't care that much. @turbid skiff died.

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@pastel timber drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@livid shuttle fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@tranquil wyvern was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @pastel timber!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @pastel timber
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @sharp ingot
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @sullen socket
100 points go to 10th place: @winter venture

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Apr 10, 2026, 12:21 PM

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@fiery belfry, @oak marlin, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @sharp ingot, @pastel timber, @crimson skiff, @tame hatch, @abstract thunder, and @livid shuttle
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@abstract thunder started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@amber ermine was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @amber ermine died.

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@oak marlin managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@sharp ingot boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @sharp ingot died.

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@crimson skiff skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @crimson skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@tame hatch found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@tame hatch drank sand for 10 hours. @tame hatch died.

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@livid shuttle solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@abstract thunder picked a fight with a goose. @abstract thunder died.

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@fiery belfry killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@livid shuttle attacked @pastel timber with a Legendary Zenith, but @pastel timber's pen was mightier. @livid shuttle died.

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@oak marlin tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @fiery belfry in disguise. @oak marlin died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @pastel timber wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@pastel timber called @tranquil wyvern a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @pastel timber's life points directly. @pastel timber died.

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The Winner is @fiery belfry!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @fiery belfry
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @oak marlin
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 8th place: @crimson skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp ingot
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tiny musk Apr 10, 2026, 1:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tiny musk, @jolly swift, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @crimson skiff, @ebon matrix, @waxen marlin, @lime creek, and @near mortar
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@jolly swift found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@near mortar ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@maiden walrus entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @maiden walrus died.

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@amber ermine used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @amber ermine died.

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@crimson skiff lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@ebon matrix fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@pastel timber challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @pastel timber died.

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@waxen marlin put two forward slashes in front of @crimson skiff and commented them out of existence. @crimson skiff died.

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@jolly swift wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@ebon matrix was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @ebon matrix died.

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@near mortar tried to destroy @lime creek by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@waxen marlin was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @waxen marlin died.

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@tiny musk trapped @long vine in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@near mortar pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @near mortar died.

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@lime creek activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @lime creek died.

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@jolly swift tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@jolly swift tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tiny musk's head instead. @tiny musk died.

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@long vine started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@jolly swift and @fiery belfry were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@jolly swift started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @jolly swift died.

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@fiery belfry hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tiny musk
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @crimson skiff
100 points go to 10th place: @pastel timber

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Apr 10, 2026, 1:40 PM

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still belfry Apr 10, 2026, 1:46 PM

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sullen socket Apr 10, 2026, 1:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 2:30 PM

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proper wedge Apr 10, 2026, 2:30 PM

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prime anvil Apr 10, 2026, 2:30 PM

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tiny musk Apr 10, 2026, 2:47 PM

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jovial fractal Apr 10, 2026, 2:51 PM

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amber ermine Apr 10, 2026, 2:52 PM

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ebon matrix Apr 10, 2026, 3:01 PM

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near mortar Apr 10, 2026, 3:11 PM

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bleak perch Apr 10, 2026, 3:25 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tiny musk, @bleak perch, @sullen socket, @clever sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @still belfry, @steel sentinel, @jovial fractal, @ebon matrix, @lime creek, @near mortar, and @prime anvil
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@jolly swift tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @jolly swift died.

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The Wizard showed @proper wedge their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@still belfry and @amber ermine swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@tiny musk searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@lime creek tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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The Cyborg hacked into @sullen socket's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@bleak perch was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@ebon matrix preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@sullen socket started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @sullen socket died.

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@tranquil wyvern "borrowed" @prime anvil's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @prime anvil's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @tranquil wyvern could return it.

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@clever sundial and @steel sentinel decided to play catch with a Pearlwood Sword. @clever sundial missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @clever sundial died.

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@near mortar played Frisbee with @proper wedge using a Light Disc, but @proper wedge unfortunately didn't have five hands. @proper wedge died.

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@ebon matrix drew swords on the ground. @amber ermine started stomping all over them. Furious, @ebon matrix picked one up and stabbed @amber ermine with it.. @amber ermine died.

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@still belfry had a dirty mind. Then @bleak perch sprayed @still belfry's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @still belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@jovial fractal was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @jovial fractal died.

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@ebon matrix was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @ebon matrix died.

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@carmine cairn won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @bleak perch flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@carmine cairn started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@tranquil wyvern sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@steel sentinel started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@lime creek's booty was plundered by pirates. @lime creek died.

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@near mortar told @prime anvil that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @prime anvil took those words literally and peeled @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@prime anvil started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @prime anvil is still slurping that noodle.

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@bleak perch was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @carmine cairn stopped them in time.

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@tiny musk desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@steel sentinel equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@prime anvil stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @prime anvil died.

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@tranquil wyvern got tired of @tiny musk trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @tiny musk at a Sawmill. @tiny musk died.

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@steel sentinel took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@carmine cairn vaporized @bleak perch with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @bleak perch died.

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@tranquil wyvern used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@steel sentinel and @tranquil wyvern discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@carmine cairn made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @bleak perch
150 points go to 5th place: @tiny musk
150 points go to 6th place: @prime anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @jovial fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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bleak perch Apr 10, 2026, 3:40 PM

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subtle gorge Apr 10, 2026, 4:10 PM

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glacial totem Apr 10, 2026, 4:14 PM

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urban fog Apr 10, 2026, 4:22 PM

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pastel timber Apr 10, 2026, 4:23 PM

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true wren Apr 10, 2026, 4:23 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 10, 2026, 4:25 PM

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sullen socket Apr 10, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tiny musk, @bleak perch, @sullen socket, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @true wren, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, and @livid shuttle
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@carmine cairn and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @carmine cairn's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@steel sentinel pointed a wooden wand at @tiny musk and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@glacial totem aimed a Last Prism beam at @pastel timber, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@urban fog took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@tranquil wyvern, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@true wren used an Inferno Fork to eat. @sullen socket thought they didn't notice, but @true wren just really likes spicy food.

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@glacial totem angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @glacial totem's floating house. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@subtle gorge considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@carmine cairn blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @carmine cairn's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@urban fog gazed at clouds with @bleak perch. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@subtle gorge ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@tranquil wyvern broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@livid shuttle overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@pastel timber sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tiny musk used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@bleak perch carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @bleak perch died.

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@sullen socket handed @urban fog a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @urban fog died.

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@true wren and @sullen socket found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@livid shuttle defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @livid shuttle died.

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@tiny musk dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @tiny musk died.

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@sullen socket put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @sullen socket died.

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@subtle gorge was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@steel sentinel tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tranquil wyvern from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tranquil wyvern die, so nothing actually happened.

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@true wren was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@subtle gorge tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @subtle gorge died.

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@pastel timber sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@true wren sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @tranquil wyvern being mercilessly tickled by @steel sentinel.

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@true wren fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@steel sentinel put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @tranquil wyvern with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn's face was scorched off after @steel sentinel took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @sullen socket
100 points go to 8th place: @tiny musk
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

true wren Apr 10, 2026, 4:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 4:46 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 10, 2026, 4:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 4:48 PM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Apr 10, 2026, 4:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 4:57 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Apr 10, 2026, 5:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 5:06 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 10, 2026, 5:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 5:15 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 10, 2026, 5:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 5:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tame hatch Apr 10, 2026, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 5:29 PM

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@tame hatch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

winter venture Apr 10, 2026, 5:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 5:30 PM

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@winter venture, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

trail loom Apr 10, 2026, 5:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 5:47 PM

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@trail loom, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Apr 10, 2026, 5:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 5:53 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Apr 10, 2026, 5:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 5:58 PM

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@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Apr 10, 2026, 6:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 6:05 PM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spiral parcel Apr 10, 2026, 6:14 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 6:14 PM

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@spiral parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jovial fractal Apr 10, 2026, 6:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 6:16 PM

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@jovial fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mossy jolt Apr 10, 2026, 6:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 10, 2026, 6:19 PM

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@mossy jolt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @winter venture, @trail loom, @spiral parcel, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @tame hatch, @true wren, @urban fog, @jovial fractal, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, and @mossy jolt
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @glacial totem saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @livid shuttle stabbed them in the back. @glacial totem died.

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@jolly swift found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@carmine cairn heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@winter venture found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @winter venture died.

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@spiral parcel used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@jovial fractal tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@urban fog started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @tame hatch and @mossy jolt out.

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@trail loom encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @trail loom decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@exotic saddle tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@trail loom tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @trail loom died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a room full of Bunny Banners in @spiral parcel's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @spiral parcel. @spiral parcel died.

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@exotic saddle tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @exotic saddle died.

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@livid shuttle fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @jovial fractal, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@tame hatch hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @tame hatch died.

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@steel sentinel huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @true wren also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@true wren baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @true wren died.

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@jolly swift had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@steel sentinel was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @jolly swift felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@livid shuttle's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@urban fog tried to explain to @jovial fractal that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @jovial fractal countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @urban fog died.

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@jovial fractal's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @jovial fractal died.

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@mossy jolt was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@mossy jolt didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @steel sentinel's. @steel sentinel died.

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@jolly swift modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@tranquil wyvern learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @livid shuttle found out that @tranquil wyvern meant "killer" in the literal sense. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@mossy jolt thought they assassinated @jolly swift, but it was just @mossy jolt in disguise. Huh? @mossy jolt died.

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@jolly swift emerged from a tree stump and scolded @tranquil wyvern for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @tranquil wyvern was still holding an axe. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!