epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @waxen marlin died.

@tranquil wyvern stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @tranquil wyvern died.

@elder pawn was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @elder pawn died.

@raw moss went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@steel sentinel decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

@raw moss angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @elder pawn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[grizzled canopy]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@grizzled canopy, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[green dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@green dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[novel summit]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@novel summit, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[grizzled canopy]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@grizzled canopy, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[signal minnow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[minor forge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@minor forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @green dune, @grizzled canopy, @novel summit, @minor forge, @brave shore, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@signal minnow flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@steel sentinel walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@urban fog was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @urban fog died.

@brave shore used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

After an intense fight, @raw moss was beaten by @fiery belfry in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @fiery belfry told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

@green dune started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @green dune died.

@minor forge tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@carmine cairn wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @grizzled canopy killed them. @grizzled canopy died.

@novel summit jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @novel summit died.

@brave shore used a Laser Drill to literally bore @minor forge to death. @minor forge died.

@fiery belfry went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @fiery belfry's canvas.

@raw moss went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

@steel sentinel looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@signal minnow realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@carmine cairn trapped @fiery belfry in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @fiery belfry managed to escape regardless.

@brave shore tickled @raw moss from behind while they were busy sharpening their Fetid Baghnakhs. @brave shore died.

@steel sentinel wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @signal minnow into an apple. @signal minnow died.

@carmine cairn went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@fiery belfry blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @fiery belfry died.

@steel sentinel accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @steel sentinel, go jump off that cliff. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @minor forge
100 points go to 8th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @green dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[arctic temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[calm wind]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@calm wind, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[urban ether]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban ether, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban ether]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban ether, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[grim night]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@grim night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[green dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@green dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[signal minnow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @grim night, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @calm wind, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @green dune, @urban ether, @arctic temple, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@grim night was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @grim night died.

@arctic temple spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@calm wind faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@calm wind was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @calm wind died.

@steel sentinel tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@exotic saddle trash talked @green dune, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @exotic saddle suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @exotic saddle died.

@urban fog ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @urban fog died.

@green dune donated all of their organs to those in need. @green dune died.

@long vine cornered @arctic temple at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @arctic temple started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@carmine cairn left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

@steel sentinel mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@urban ether tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @urban ether died.

@signal minnow built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@raw moss crafted @arctic temple into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @arctic temple died.

@signal minnow became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@signal minnow was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @signal minnow died.

@raw moss tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

@fiery belfry toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @fiery belfry died.

@steel sentinel wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@long vine thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @long vine died.

@raw moss found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

@steel sentinel joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@carmine cairn spiced up @steel sentinel's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @steel sentinel died.

@raw moss drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@carmine cairn used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @urban ether
100 points go to 9th place: @green dune
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[weak island]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@weak island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp ingot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp ingot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[magic glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@magic glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[hidden hearth]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hidden hearth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @sharp ingot, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @weak island, @hidden hearth, and @magic glacier
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fiery belfry ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @fiery belfry died.

@sharp ingot challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @sharp ingot died.

@weak island thought that @carmine cairn was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

@urban fog caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @urban fog died.

@magic glacier saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@hidden hearth and @steel sentinel relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@magic glacier saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@raw moss played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@steel sentinel has fallen, and they can't get up. @steel sentinel died.

@hidden hearth multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

@weak island was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @weak island died.

@long vine built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @hidden hearth was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @hidden hearth died.

@raw moss met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @raw moss ended up completely fine.

@magic glacier wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@carmine cairn's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @carmine cairn responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

@carmine cairn tried to kill @long vine with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

@raw moss swung a Influx Waver at @magic glacier and missed. However, @magic glacier acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @raw moss to receive a yellow card.

@long vine failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@raw moss found @magic glacier sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@carmine cairn was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@magic glacier started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @magic glacier died.

@long vine started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@raw moss tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@long vine wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@long vine saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn had a terrible night. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @magic glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @hidden hearth
150 points go to 6th place: @weak island
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp ingot
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[maiden walrus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@maiden walrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame hatch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame hatch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tawny wharf]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tawny wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[faint parcel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@faint parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[faint parcel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@faint parcel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp ingot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp ingot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[arctic temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[crimson skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@crimson skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tawny wharf, @faint parcel, @raw moss, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @sharp ingot, @crimson skiff, @tame hatch, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @carmine cairn died.

@tawny wharf performed surgery on a grape.

@tawny wharf tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @tawny wharf died.

@faint parcel uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @faint parcel died.

@sharp ingot murdered @maiden walrus by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @maiden walrus died.

@urban fog built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@tame hatch looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@long vine built a floating city and named it "England".

@sharp ingot's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @sharp ingot died.

@crimson skiff found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

@crimson skiff was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@crimson skiff forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @crimson skiff died.

@arctic temple and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @long vine tattled on them.

@urban fog activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

@tame hatch started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @tame hatch died.

@urban fog was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @urban fog died.

@livid shuttle hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

@hardy patio forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @hardy patio died.

@arctic temple, @waxen marlin, and @long vine formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

@raw moss passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@livid shuttle and @arctic temple had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@long vine got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @waxen marlin. @waxen marlin died.

@arctic temple crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @raw moss laughed at them, not knowing that @arctic temple was just a completionist.

@arctic temple climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @arctic temple died.

@livid shuttle kept talking, but stopped after @long vine held up their hand. @long vine demonstrated the power of the Force.

@raw moss tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

@raw moss found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @raw moss headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@long vine attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@livid shuttle was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@raw moss found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

@long vine constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

@livid shuttle made some scary noises in the dark. @raw moss sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @livid shuttle died.

No one told @long vine that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 9th place: @crimson skiff
100 points go to 10th place: @sharp ingot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[signal minnow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[sly flicker]

Bb!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sly flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[azure sundial]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[ebon matrix]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @azure sundial, @long vine, @amber ermine, @sly flicker, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @ebon matrix, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @signal minnow
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@azure sundial dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @azure sundial died.

@amber ermine smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @amber ermine died.

@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

@ebon matrix wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

@sly flicker wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @sly flicker died.

@urban fog felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @livid shuttle setting explosives beneath them. @urban fog died.

@hardy patio tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @hardy patio died.

@signal minnow fired their bow at @raw moss, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @signal minnow gave up.

@hexed notch somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@waxen marlin broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @waxen marlin died.

@long vine distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@pastel timber had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@ebon matrix sacrificed @livid shuttle by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @livid shuttle died.

@signal minnow was in the middle of taking a shower when @long vine took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @signal minnow died.

@pastel timber dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @pastel timber is going to be stuck there for a while.

While in the Underground Jungle, @ebon matrix used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @ebon matrix died.

@pastel timber felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

@long vine couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

@hexed notch started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

@hexed notch carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @hexed notch died.

@raw moss was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @raw moss died.

@pastel timber returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@pastel timber was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @long vine tried putting @pastel timber back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @ebon matrix
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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[raw moss]

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[urban fog]

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[summer fog]

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[hardy patio]

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[amber ermine]

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[olive beacon]

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[long vine]

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[fiery belfry]

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[ionic willow]

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[sharp ingot]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @amber ermine, @sharp ingot, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @olive beacon, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @prime anvil, @summer fog, and @ionic willow
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@long vine was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @long vine died.

@amber ermine used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @amber ermine died.

@sharp ingot tried to attack @livid shuttle with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @sharp ingot to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

@prime anvil angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@olive beacon decisively vanquished @sharp ingot through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @sharp ingot died.

@urban fog was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @urban fog died.

@pastel timber learned all of @ionic willow's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

After @waxen marlin drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @waxen marlin died.

@summer fog invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@prime anvil mistook @ionic willow's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @prime anvil died.

@fiery belfry wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@summer fog embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @summer fog tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @summer fog died.

@pastel timber pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @livid shuttle.

@raw moss found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@ionic willow tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @ionic willow died.

Using some fast flying maneuvers, @fiery belfry managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @livid shuttle over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

@olive beacon built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @olive beacon died.

@raw moss tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@hardy patio started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @hardy patio died.

@pastel timber took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@pastel timber constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @livid shuttle by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @pastel timber's positioning was a bit off. @pastel timber died.

@raw moss played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@fiery belfry knocked furiously on @raw moss's door while holding an axe. @raw moss shouted, "Who's there?"

@livid shuttle screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@fiery belfry was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @fiery belfry died.

@raw moss got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@livid shuttle tried to set up a campfire, but @raw moss drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@livid shuttle cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@livid shuttle's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @livid shuttle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @olive beacon
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @summer fog
100 points go to 9th place: @prime anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tiny musk]

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[bleak perch]

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[hexed notch]

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[honest pine]

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[flat shale]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tiny musk, @honest pine, @bleak perch, @flat shale, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @sharp ingot, @pastel timber, @true wren, @livid shuttle, and @prime anvil
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@raw moss went AFK in their gel farm. @true wren set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @raw moss died.

@sharp ingot fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @fiery belfry and @prime anvil to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@flat shale wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@bleak perch promised @sharp ingot that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @sharp ingot died.

@prime anvil was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @prime anvil's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @prime anvil died.

@honest pine's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@bleak perch tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @bleak perch. @bleak perch died.

@pastel timber decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@flat shale started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@hexed notch came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@tranquil wyvern claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@flat shale gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @flat shale died.

@tiny musk made some Synonym Rolls for @honest pine and @pastel timber. Just like Grammar used to make!

A pretty fairy led @tiny musk to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @tiny musk died.

@true wren stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @true wren died.

@hexed notch underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @hexed notch died.

@tranquil wyvern built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@honest pine sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @honest pine died.

@fiery belfry used a Medusa Head on @pastel timber and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @pastel timber died.

@fiery belfry spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @livid shuttle. @fiery belfry died.

@tranquil wyvern started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@livid shuttle splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tranquil wyvern observed disapprovingly.

@tranquil wyvern read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @livid shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @livid shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @tiny musk
100 points go to 9th place: @flat shale
100 points go to 10th place: @bleak perch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[tiny musk]

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[long vine]

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[waxen marlin]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[umbral crow]

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[glossy shale]

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[turbid skiff]

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[prisma seal]

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[honest pine]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tiny musk, @honest pine, @prisma seal, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @umbral crow, @true wren, @turbid skiff, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, and @glossy shale
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@prisma seal tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @prisma seal died.

@true wren 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @umbral crow to death. @umbral crow died.

@waxen marlin stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

@tiny musk was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@glossy shale hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @glossy shale could pull it to shore.

@waxen marlin was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @waxen marlin barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @waxen marlin died.

@hardy patio began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@tranquil wyvern escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

@turbid skiff painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

@trail loom placed chests all over the world except where @tiny musk was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @tiny musk died.

@long vine and @tranquil wyvern set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

@true wren struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@hardy patio was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@turbid skiff solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

While exploring a swamp, @honest pine caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@turbid skiff found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@hardy patio will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@glossy shale tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@honest pine touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@tranquil wyvern learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

@long vine tried to instigate drama against @glossy shale, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @long vine used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @glossy shale died.

@honest pine had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @honest pine died.

@true wren used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @true wren died.

@trail loom spun around in a full circle and shot @tranquil wyvern with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

@turbid skiff ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @turbid skiff died.

@hardy patio encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @hardy patio died.

@trail loom took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @trail loom died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @trail loom
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 8th place: @glossy shale
100 points go to 9th place: @tiny musk
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[tiny musk]

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[long vine]

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[abstract thunder]

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[jolly swift]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tiny musk, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @true wren, @olive beacon, @hardy patio, @abstract thunder, and @prime anvil
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The fighting begins again!

@hardy patio found some Diamond Ore. @true wren quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@tranquil wyvern hid an actuator in @tiny musk's lunch. Later that day, @tiny musk stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @tiny musk died.

@amber ermine forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @amber ermine died.

@olive beacon started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

@long vine found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

@prime anvil was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @prime anvil suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

@jolly swift ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

@true wren gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @true wren died.

@olive beacon tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @olive beacon didn't know that.

It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @hardy patio was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

@abstract thunder tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @abstract thunder was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @abstract thunder died.

@tranquil wyvern tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @tranquil wyvern is now bald.

@prime anvil tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@long vine was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@hardy patio was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@prime anvil spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @prime anvil died.

@olive beacon tried to attack @long vine by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @olive beacon died.

@tranquil wyvern crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@hardy patio decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

@jolly swift hadn't seen @tranquil wyvern in a long time, and missed them. @tranquil wyvern aimed a Sniper Rifle at @jolly swift from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @tranquil wyvern died.

@hardy patio and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @long vine was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@hardy patio trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

@hardy patio wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @hardy patio died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @olive beacon
150 points go to 6th place: @prime anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @tiny musk

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[long vine]

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[abstract thunder]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[true wren]

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[amber ermine]

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[near mortar]

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[pastel timber]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @true wren, @olive beacon, @hardy patio, @abstract thunder, @prime anvil, and @near mortar
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The fighting begins again!

@true wren consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@amber ermine lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @amber ermine died.

@near mortar was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @true wren's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @true wren died.

@tranquil wyvern lulled @olive beacon into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @olive beacon died.

@long vine went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@pastel timber found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@abstract thunder saw @prime anvil trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @abstract thunder is calling the police!

@hardy patio started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@tranquil wyvern eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@pastel timber opened the front door and saw @long vine trying to murder the Guide. @pastel timber slowly closed the door and walked away.

@prime anvil drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @prime anvil died.

@long vine climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @abstract thunder and @pastel timber.

@tranquil wyvern performed an interpretive dance for @hardy patio and @near mortar as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@hardy patio watched @near mortar go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @near mortar was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@pastel timber somehow convinced @near mortar that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @near mortar died.

@long vine farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

@hardy patio tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @hardy patio died.

@long vine bashed @pastel timber in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@abstract thunder held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@tranquil wyvern rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @tranquil wyvern's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

@pastel timber worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@tranquil wyvern started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@long vine was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@abstract thunder found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@long vine tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @long vine decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @abstract thunder into fertilizer. @abstract thunder died.

@pastel timber wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @tranquil wyvern on a spit. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @long vine had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @pastel timber's suffering. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @prime anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @olive beacon
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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[near mortar]

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[jolly swift]

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[long vine]

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[uneven grove]

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[steel sentinel]

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[true wren]

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[river hornet]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[sharp ingot]

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[olive beacon]

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[pastel timber]

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[glacial totem]

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[carmine cairn]

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[long vine]

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@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @sharp ingot, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @river hornet, @steel sentinel, @true wren, @olive beacon, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @uneven grove, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@sharp ingot drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@pastel timber got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

@glacial totem summoned a solar eclipse while @uneven grove was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @glacial totem died.

@sharp ingot played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @sharp ingot. @sharp ingot died.

@near mortar couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

@carmine cairn tried to kill @jolly swift, but failed to ask for consent.

@true wren tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@olive beacon dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tranquil wyvern fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

@livid shuttle stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

@river hornet started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @steel sentinel forced them to put in some more effort.

@amber ermine was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @amber ermine died.

@hardy patio made up their own language and used it to threaten @livid shuttle, who simply scratched their head.

@tranquil wyvern tricked @pastel timber into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @pastel timber died.

@true wren was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @true wren died.

@olive beacon ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @olive beacon died.

@hardy patio explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @hardy patio died.

@long vine found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@river hornet tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

@steel sentinel found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@livid shuttle and @carmine cairn played catch with a Paladin. @livid shuttle accidentally fumbled a catch. @livid shuttle died.

@uneven grove became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @uneven grove died.

@steel sentinel read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@near mortar was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @near mortar died.

@river hornet made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@carmine cairn and @jolly swift had a very merry unbirthday party together. @tranquil wyvern found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@river hornet was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @river hornet died.

@carmine cairn rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @carmine cairn with unnecessary advice.

@tranquil wyvern was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @tranquil wyvern died.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @jolly swift would soon die a gruesome death. @jolly swift ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@jolly swift programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @jolly swift died.

@steel sentinel and @long vine were about to face off, but @steel sentinel had to run off to the restroom first.

@long vine took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn shot their Vortex Beater to the left of @steel sentinel just to scare them. @steel sentinel heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @river hornet
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sharp ingot]

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[long vine]

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[tame hatch]

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[amber ermine]

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[olive beacon]

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[steel sentinel]

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[forest goblet]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[uneven grove]

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[carmine cairn]

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[arctic temple]

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[pastel timber]

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @sharp ingot, @pastel timber, @tame hatch, @steel sentinel, @olive beacon, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @uneven grove, and @forest goblet
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@arctic temple and @pastel timber attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@long vine brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @long vine died.

@amber ermine went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @amber ermine died.

@sharp ingot managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @sharp ingot found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @sharp ingot died.

@tame hatch was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @tame hatch died.

@livid shuttle tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @livid shuttle died.

@arctic temple wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @arctic temple died.

@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@forest goblet tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @forest goblet died.

@uneven grove's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @uneven grove died.

@olive beacon challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @olive beacon died.

@pastel timber was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

@jolly swift performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

Congratulations, @tranquil wyvern! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @steel sentinel died.

@carmine cairn dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

@jolly swift was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @pastel timber joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @olive beacon
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @forest goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

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[near mortar]

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[olive beacon]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[urban fog]

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[wet merlin]

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[carmine cairn]

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[steel sentinel]

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[pastel timber]

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @olive beacon, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@pastel timber was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@urban fog accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @urban fog died.

@olive beacon tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @olive beacon died.

@livid shuttle was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @livid shuttle died.

@wet merlin boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@near mortar tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @near mortar died.

@wet merlin accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @wet merlin died.

@tranquil wyvern learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel donned a Martian costume and chased @pastel timber in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @pastel timber died.

@carmine cairn wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@steel sentinel created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @jolly swift got too close while watching. @jolly swift died.

@steel sentinel wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@carmine cairn tried to attack @steel sentinel with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

Low on health, @carmine cairn hid from @steel sentinel by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @olive beacon
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[jolly swift]

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[green dune]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[exotic saddle]

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[tame hatch]

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[amber ermine]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[fair urchin]

bb!register

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[subtle gorge]

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[raw moss]

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[hexed notch]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @exotic saddle, @tame hatch, @green dune, @fair urchin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @jolly swift died.

@amber ermine sniped @green dune with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, it was opposite day. @amber ermine died.

@exotic saddle swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @exotic saddle died.

@tranquil wyvern adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @pastel timber wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @tranquil wyvern all of their willpower not to explain it.

@hexed notch began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@tame hatch tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

@carmine cairn ran out of bullets while fighting @tame hatch, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @tame hatch died.

@green dune was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @green dune died.

@pastel timber told @livid shuttle that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @livid shuttle vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@hexed notch used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

@subtle gorge tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Wooden Sword instead of a Bug Net.

@tranquil wyvern chased @fair urchin with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @fair urchin died.

@raw moss was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern gave @pastel timber a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @pastel timber gave @tranquil wyvern a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @tranquil wyvern died.

@hexed notch found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @hexed notch died.

@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@pastel timber calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

@subtle gorge theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@carmine cairn was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@raw moss and @carmine cairn were having a nice picnic on the beach when @pastel timber stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@subtle gorge spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@pastel timber climbed a tree without using their arms.

@carmine cairn spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@pastel timber sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @pastel timber died.

@raw moss tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

@subtle gorge covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@carmine cairn huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@raw moss hid from @carmine cairn after @subtle gorge exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

@subtle gorge told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @carmine cairn and @raw moss.

@subtle gorge was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @subtle gorge died.

@raw moss threw @carmine cairn in the washing machine and turned it on. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @fair urchin
100 points go to 9th place: @green dune
100 points go to 10th place: @tame hatch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[grim night]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[elder pawn]

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[tame hatch]

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[oak temple]

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[fair urchin]

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[urban fog]

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@novel summit, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

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[steel sentinel]

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[signal minnow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[hexed notch]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @grim night, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @elder pawn, @tame hatch, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @fair urchin, @novel summit, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@novel summit gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @raw moss, who was in the front row. @raw moss died.

@grim night made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @grim night died.

@urban fog thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

@tame hatch got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @tame hatch died.

@urban fog curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @urban fog in half. @urban fog died.

@tranquil wyvern went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tranquil wyvern decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@fair urchin joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @fair urchin died.

@signal minnow tried to high-five @steel sentinel, but @steel sentinel went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@novel summit walked into a bar. @elder pawn laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@oak temple got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @oak temple died.

@elder pawn was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @elder pawn died.

@novel summit wished for the ability to fly. @steel sentinel granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @novel summit died.

@glacial totem found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @glacial totem was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@hexed notch tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@glacial totem went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@steel sentinel distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@signal minnow accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @tranquil wyvern was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@signal minnow ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @signal minnow's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @signal minnow died.

@tranquil wyvern fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @tranquil wyvern died.

@hexed notch comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @steel sentinel's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@hexed notch suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @hexed notch died.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @glacial totem begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@glacial totem spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@glacial totem’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@glacial totem went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@glacial totem fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @steel sentinel. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 7th place: @elder pawn
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @fair urchin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[elder pawn]

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

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[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fair urchin]

bb!register

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@fair urchin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame hatch]

bb!register

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@tame hatch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle gorge]

bb!register

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@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @elder pawn, @exotic saddle, @tame hatch, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, and @fair urchin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @raw moss, but they were in broad daylight.

@exotic saddle did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@raw moss failed to properly hydrate. @raw moss died.

@tame hatch found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@elder pawn caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @elder pawn died.

@exotic saddle accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @exotic saddle died.

@tame hatch tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @tame hatch died.

@subtle gorge accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@urban fog read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @urban fog died.

@waxen marlin swung a Silver Shortsword at @tranquil wyvern, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@subtle gorge and @steel sentinel had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

@waxen marlin decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @waxen marlin died.

@fair urchin dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @subtle gorge, but @subtle gorge simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @fair urchin died.

@tranquil wyvern was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

@subtle gorge shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @subtle gorge's head. @subtle gorge died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @subtle gorge
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fair urchin
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @tame hatch
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @elder pawn
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban fog]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fair urchin]

Bb!register

bb!register

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@fair urchin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[arctic temple]

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vale nebula]

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@vale nebula, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[grizzled canopy]

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@grizzled canopy, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.