#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 192

gleaming groveBOT Apr 7, 2026, 3:35 PM

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@forest goblet was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @weak island's. @weak island died.

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@waxen marlin kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @carmine cairn had had enough, so they scooped @waxen marlin to death with an ice cream spoon. @waxen marlin died.

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The moon hit @forest goblet's eye like a big pizza pie. @forest goblet died.

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@jolly swift used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@pastel timber tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@hexed notch was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @pastel timber wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @tranquil wyvern killed the Traveling Merchant first. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@pastel timber declared war on emus. The emus won. @pastel timber died.

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@jolly swift tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@jolly swift was stalking @carmine cairn's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @forest goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @weak island
100 points go to 10th place: @green dune

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hearty frost Apr 7, 2026, 4:26 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 7, 2026, 4:27 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hearty frost, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @green dune, @weak island, @livid shuttle, and @forest goblet
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@amber ermine tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@weak island shot @urban fog with a Water Gun. @urban fog shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@jolly swift found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@long vine was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @amber ermine died.

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@forest goblet wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@hearty frost saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@urban fog stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @urban fog died.

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@weak island kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @weak island red. @weak island died.

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@livid shuttle built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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A zombie snuck up on @forest goblet and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @forest goblet died.

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@hearty frost reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @hearty frost died.

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@pastel timber fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@green dune got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @green dune died.

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Hey @livid shuttle, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @pastel timber caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@carmine cairn tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@pastel timber accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@pastel timber was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @jolly swift would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @green dune
150 points go to 6th place: @hearty frost
100 points go to 7th place: @forest goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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raw moss Apr 7, 2026, 5:17 PM

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jolly swift Apr 7, 2026, 5:23 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 7, 2026, 5:29 PM

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proper wedge Apr 7, 2026, 5:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hearty frost, @raw moss, @spiral parcel, @thorn moon, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @green dune, @weak island, and @livid shuttle
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@weak island did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @tranquil wyvern, who happened to be passing by.

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@hearty frost was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @hearty frost died.

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Out of boredom, @raw moss used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@thorn moon hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @thorn moon died.

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@urban fog added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @pastel timber knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@urban fog was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@jolly swift knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@livid shuttle was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@weak island dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @weak island died.

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@tranquil wyvern went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@jolly swift watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@livid shuttle followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @livid shuttle discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @livid shuttle died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @proper wedge's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @proper wedge died.

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@green dune used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@carmine cairn hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @pastel timber's house. @pastel timber started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@green dune wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @raw moss with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@spiral parcel fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @spiral parcel died.

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@pastel timber tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@tranquil wyvern used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@raw moss ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @tranquil wyvern before they could say "Zoinks!" @tranquil wyvern died.

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@green dune was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@green dune got stuck in @pastel timber's Rod of Discord farm. @green dune died.

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@jolly swift started barking like a dog while chasing @raw moss.

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@jolly swift tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@carmine cairn started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@pastel timber tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@jolly swift stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @green dune
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @spiral parcel
100 points go to 8th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @weak island

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urban fog Apr 7, 2026, 6:05 PM

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proper wedge Apr 7, 2026, 6:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @spiral parcel, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @exotic saddle, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @weak island, and @abstract thunder
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While riding on minecart rails, @tidal bane accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @tidal bane died.

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@spiral parcel rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @spiral parcel died.

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@carmine cairn flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @pastel timber when the world was flipped.

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@tranquil wyvern received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@exotic saddle learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @exotic saddle died.

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@abstract thunder tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@raw moss tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@urban fog accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @urban fog died.

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@abstract thunder went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shoot @proper wedge using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @carmine cairn's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@weak island made fun of @pastel timber for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @pastel timber shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @weak island died.

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@abstract thunder went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @abstract thunder died.

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@jolly swift was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@pastel timber and @proper wedge played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @pastel timber was the chicken. @proper wedge died.

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@jolly swift and @carmine cairn were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @jolly swift fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shoot an apple off of @pastel timber's head. @tranquil wyvern's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @carmine cairn woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@tranquil wyvern built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss told @carmine cairn a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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urban fog Apr 7, 2026, 6:44 PM

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arctic temple Apr 7, 2026, 7:09 PM

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alpine summit Apr 7, 2026, 7:11 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 7, 2026, 7:23 PM

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jovial fractal Apr 7, 2026, 7:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 7, 2026, 8:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

limpid glacier Apr 7, 2026, 8:39 PM

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hardy patio Apr 7, 2026, 9:16 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @spiral parcel, @tranquil wyvern, @alpine summit, @urban fog, @jovial fractal, @hardy patio, @limpid glacier, and @arctic temple
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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @raw moss died.

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@spiral parcel wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@jovial fractal used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @jovial fractal then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@spiral parcel got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @spiral parcel died.

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@alpine summit was eaten by a tree. @alpine summit died.

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@urban fog tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @urban fog died.

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@jovial fractal tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @jovial fractal died.

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@limpid glacier tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@hardy patio sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @hardy patio died.

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@limpid glacier was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @limpid glacier died.

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@arctic temple accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @arctic temple died.

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@carmine cairn started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @carmine cairn to check it out. @carmine cairn decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@carmine cairn complained to @tranquil wyvern that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@tranquil wyvern pumped @carmine cairn full of lead. No one was hurt, but @carmine cairn's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@tranquil wyvern swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 4th place: @limpid glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @alpine summit
100 points go to 9th place: @spiral parcel
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @alpine summit, @turbid swan, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @green dune, @hardy patio, @grizzled canopy, and @forest goblet
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@urban fog flexed so hard on @carmine cairn that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @carmine cairn died.

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@amber ermine used their Classy Cane to lop off @long vine's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @amber ermine invented golf. @long vine died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@hardy patio fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@rose jewel appeared to be taking a group picture of @turbid swan, @green dune, and @forest goblet. @rose jewel's selfie turned out great!

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@hardy patio made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@grizzled canopy baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@turbid swan thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @turbid swan's potions with Red Potions. @turbid swan died.

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@rose jewel wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @rose jewel turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @rose jewel died.

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@raw moss begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@urban fog died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @urban fog died.

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@green dune threatened @forest goblet with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @forest goblet informed @green dune as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @green dune died.

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@grizzled canopy became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@hardy patio equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@grizzled canopy stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @grizzled canopy died.

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@forest goblet ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @forest goblet said "thanks, you too." @forest goblet died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @alpine summit was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @alpine summit died.

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@hardy patio decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @hardy patio died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @alpine summit
150 points go to 4th place: @forest goblet
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled canopy
150 points go to 6th place: @green dune
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @turbid swan
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@vestal arch was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@trail loom was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@long vine always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @long vine died.

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@rose jewel dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @rose jewel died.

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@brave shore tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@raw moss got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@hardy patio invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@urban fog went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@urban fog was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @urban fog died.

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@trail loom and @idle pike were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@vestal arch started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@raw moss claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@hardy patio paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@livid shuttle used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @carmine cairn tested this theory on @livid shuttle, who bounced, and ended up being right. @livid shuttle died.

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@hardy patio wrote @brave shore's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@vestal arch tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @vestal arch died.

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@idle pike lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@trail loom declared war against @carmine cairn because they didn't like something @carmine cairn said in their AMA.

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@hardy patio looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@hardy patio used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@carmine cairn and @trail loom were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @carmine cairn played solitaire. @trail loom stood behind them and watched.

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@trail loom is hvinga stroker n. @trail loom died.

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@raw moss playfully poked @carmine cairn and laughed. @carmine cairn playfully poked them back with a Mushroom Spear. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @rose jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Apr 8, 2026, 5:33 AM

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@lone torrent, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @rough glade, @azure sundial, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @sharp ingot, @pastel timber, @crimson skiff, @urban fog, @clever mason, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@hexed notch attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @hexed notch died.

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@azure sundial won in a fight against @rough glade by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @rough glade died.

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@amber ermine put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @amber ermine died.

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@hardy patio chased @sharp ingot with their Platinum Broadsword. @sharp ingot tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @hardy patio. @sharp ingot died.

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@lone torrent was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@raw moss, @waxen marlin, and @proper wedge made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@pastel timber got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @pastel timber wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @pastel timber was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@proper wedge dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @raw moss diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@crimson skiff thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @crimson skiff died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @lone torrent. Queen Bee died.

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@urban fog tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @clever mason's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @urban fog died.

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@pastel timber messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@clever mason saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @clever mason died.

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@azure sundial, @waxen marlin and @hardy patio played hot potato with a grenade. @hardy patio forgot to pass it on. @hardy patio died.

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@waxen marlin discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @waxen marlin died.

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@lone torrent started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@proper wedge drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@livid shuttle decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @livid shuttle died.

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@proper wedge equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @proper wedge died.

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@lone torrent ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@pastel timber started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@raw moss took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @lone torrent. @lone torrent died.

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@raw moss tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@azure sundial started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@azure sundial received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @azure sundial died.

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@pastel timber heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 4th place: @lone torrent
150 points go to 5th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @clever mason
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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amber ermine Apr 8, 2026, 6:41 AM

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tribal rock Apr 8, 2026, 6:55 AM

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hardy patio Apr 8, 2026, 7:16 AM

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long vine Apr 8, 2026, 7:22 AM

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@tribal rock, @lone torrent, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@long vine summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@livid shuttle heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tribal rock, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@lone torrent tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@tribal rock drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @pastel timber mopped @tribal rock up with a tissue. @tribal rock died.

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@amber ermine contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog got impaled by Mourning Wood. @urban fog died.

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@hardy patio returned to their house, only to find that @livid shuttle had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@waxen marlin accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @waxen marlin died.

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@lone torrent got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @lone torrent died.

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@pastel timber became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@long vine told @hardy patio to step off their carpet, which they did. @long vine proceeded to murder @hardy patio, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @hardy patio died.

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@pastel timber started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @pastel timber soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @pastel timber died.

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@livid shuttle tried to kill @long vine by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@raw moss briefly considered proposing marriage to @long vine, but married a bee instead.

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@livid shuttle was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @long vine died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @lone torrent
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @tribal rock

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While @earnest locust looked inside a Corruption chasm, @abstract dune pranked them by pushing them inside. @earnest locust died.

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@amber ermine tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @amber ermine died.

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@azure sundial tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@sharp ingot called @raw moss on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @sharp ingot died.

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@long vine fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@crimson skiff underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@crimson skiff used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @crimson skiff. @crimson skiff died.

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@urban fog accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @urban fog died.

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@azure sundial was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @pastel timber caught them in time.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@vestal arch started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@livid shuttle forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @livid shuttle wasn't a Slime, @livid shuttle was endlessly beaten. @livid shuttle died.

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@vestal arch panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @vestal arch died.

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@tranquil wyvern started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@abstract dune pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @abstract dune died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@pastel timber was briefly jumpscared by @azure sundial wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@long vine drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @azure sundial appeared instead.

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@raw moss crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@tranquil wyvern saw @long vine standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @long vine died.

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@raw moss decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@azure sundial crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @azure sundial's entire body.

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@pastel timber tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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Tired of eating plain toast, @tranquil wyvern started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@azure sundial dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @pastel timber, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss tried to deal a finishing blow to @tranquil wyvern, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@tranquil wyvern overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@raw moss built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@azure sundial told @tranquil wyvern a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@raw moss's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @azure sundial is now goo. @azure sundial died.

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@tranquil wyvern was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 7th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @crimson skiff

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@proper wedge had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @proper wedge wasn't a pie. @proper wedge died.

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@urban fog found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@amber ermine used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @amber ermine died.

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@crimson skiff let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@raw moss disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@hardy patio practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@pastel timber had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@crimson skiff was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @raw moss's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @crimson skiff died.

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@hardy patio found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@livid shuttle walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@pastel timber had @urban fog lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @urban fog, this wasn't a magic show. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel timber forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@tranquil wyvern became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss pickpocketed @long vine, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@hardy patio and @pastel timber started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @hardy patio took out their actual shotgun. @pastel timber died.

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@long vine was playing hide and seek with @raw moss and @hardy patio, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@raw moss hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @raw moss excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@hardy patio found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@hardy patio and @raw moss were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@hardy patio found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@raw moss's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @raw moss! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@raw moss began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@hardy patio almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@hardy patio thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@hardy patio was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @raw moss. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @hardy patio died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @crimson skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @proper wedge

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@fiery belfry tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@raw moss got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@pastel timber traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@amber ermine forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @tranquil wyvern concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@hardy patio found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@ionic willow couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@crimson skiff became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @crimson skiff died.

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@waxen marlin tried to launch a poison dart frog at @raw moss through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @waxen marlin has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @waxen marlin died.

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@hardy patio walked up to @ionic willow and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @hardy patio, that kills people! @ionic willow died.

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@fiery belfry found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@hardy patio claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @raw moss was morbidly interested.

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@hardy patio fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @hardy patio died.

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@fiery belfry found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @fiery belfry died.

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After partying all night, @pastel timber was shot by @raw moss in a swimming pool. @pastel timber died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @crimson skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @sharp ingot

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@hexed notch started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@raw moss heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @raw moss died.

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@waxen marlin started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@sharp ingot wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @sharp ingot died.

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@waxen marlin told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @waxen marlin died.

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@pastel timber started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@arctic temple accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @arctic temple allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@arctic temple took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @arctic temple died.

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@ionic willow's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @ionic willow died.

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@hexed notch tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @hexed notch's mind right in front of their face. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @long vine's Rod of Discord.

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@tranquil wyvern realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @pastel timber died.

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@hardy patio looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @hardy patio died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp ingot
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@amber ermine threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@pastel timber built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@sharp ingot touched @ionic willow's gun without permission. @sharp ingot died.

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@amber ermine cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @amber ermine's heart! @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@arctic temple slammed @proud lava into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @proud lava died.

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@crimson skiff and @long vine were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @crimson skiff, but left @long vine alone because they smelled funny. @crimson skiff died.

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@waxen marlin pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @waxen marlin died.

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@hardy patio and @hexed notch cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @hexed notch, because @hardy patio was wearing Frost armor.

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@pastel timber paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Sickle.

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@ionic willow wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@livid shuttle unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@arctic temple wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@arctic temple accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @arctic temple died.

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@ionic willow had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @ionic willow's skull. @ionic willow died.

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@hexed notch was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@hardy patio dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@pastel timber was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @pastel timber died.

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@fiery belfry swapped @hexed notch's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @hexed notch then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @hexed notch died.

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@fiery belfry fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @fiery belfry died.

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@hardy patio realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @hardy patio died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @crimson skiff

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@amber ermine used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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The Wall of Flesh told @sharp ingot that there was something stuck in their teeth. @sharp ingot checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @sharp ingot died.

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@long vine ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@next hemlock obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@prime anvil’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@amber ermine was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@terse ferry forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @terse ferry died.

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@ionic willow finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@livid shuttle tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@hardy patio drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @hardy patio died.

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@weak island was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @arctic temple's Star Cannon. @weak island died.

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@next hemlock accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @next hemlock was forgiven.

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@long vine traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @waxen marlin. @waxen marlin died.

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@ionic willow and @arctic temple fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @ionic willow won by breaking @arctic temple's spine. @arctic temple died.

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@prime anvil opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@prime anvil took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @prime anvil died.

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@ionic willow fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @ionic willow died.

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@tranquil wyvern sharpened @livid shuttle's face at a Sharpening Station. @livid shuttle became the sharpest tool in the shed. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@hexed notch tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine and @carmine cairn got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@tranquil wyvern went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @pastel timber and @next hemlock summoned the Impending Doom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@next hemlock couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Mythril Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @next hemlock's heart and brain. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@pastel timber's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@long vine stole @carmine cairn's lemons. @carmine cairn got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @long vine's house down.

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@long vine watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@long vine was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 9th place: @prime anvil
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

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@tranquil wyvern started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@fiery belfry took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @fiery belfry died.

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@amber ermine read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @amber ermine then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @amber ermine died.

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@weak island invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@livid shuttle joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @livid shuttle was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@carmine cairn gave @sharp ingot Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @sharp ingot died.

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@jolly swift modified @jovial fractal's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @jovial fractal was never seen again. @jovial fractal died.

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@hexed notch spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@jolly swift found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@livid shuttle made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@weak island asked @tranquil wyvern to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @weak island died.

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@hexed notch looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@pastel timber invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @livid shuttle, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel timber asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @jolly swift. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@hexed notch decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber and @tranquil wyvern were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @pastel timber suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @tranquil wyvern turned around to look. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @weak island
100 points go to 8th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp ingot
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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urban fog Apr 8, 2026, 4:35 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @spiral parcel, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @jovial fractal, @urban fog, @mild pumice, @grizzled canopy, @weak island, @livid shuttle, @wet merlin, and @signal minnow
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@pastel timber used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@amber ermine saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@weak island looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@signal minnow tried to stab @jovial fractal, but @jovial fractal's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @jovial fractal died.

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@grizzled canopy tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@urban fog threw a Stink Potion at @mild pumice. @mild pumice threw a Toxic Flask right back. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@livid shuttle found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @jolly swift

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@weak island stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@tranquil wyvern got tired of @mild pumice constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @mild pumice died.

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@wet merlin found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@grizzled canopy thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @grizzled canopy died.

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@livid shuttle reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @signal minnow in a Fish costume.

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@spiral parcel went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@weak island finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @weak island died.

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@livid shuttle was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @livid shuttle died.

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@wet merlin tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @tranquil wyvern demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @wet merlin by two. @wet merlin died.

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@jolly swift tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @jolly swift quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@signal minnow wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@pastel timber sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@pastel timber patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @carmine cairn in disguise.

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@signal minnow was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @signal minnow die

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@tranquil wyvern set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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After opening a present, @spiral parcel discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@spiral parcel used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @spiral parcel died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @signal minnow, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @signal minnow was too boring.

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@jolly swift went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tranquil wyvern had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @jolly swift died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @carmine cairn accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@pastel timber overwhelmed @tranquil wyvern with a storm of flying bananas. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@signal minnow wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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While playing at the beach, @pastel timber buried @carmine cairn in the sand. It took @carmine cairn several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@signal minnow thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@pastel timber tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @signal minnow broke their fall with their own body. @signal minnow died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @signal minnow
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @spiral parcel
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @weak island
100 points go to 10th place: @grizzled canopy

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

tranquil wyvern Apr 8, 2026, 5:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 5:42 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grizzled canopy Apr 8, 2026, 5:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 5:47 PM

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@grizzled canopy, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 8, 2026, 5:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 5:59 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Apr 8, 2026, 5:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 5:59 PM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Apr 8, 2026, 6:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 6:05 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 8, 2026, 6:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 6:22 PM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 8, 2026, 6:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 6:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

urban fog Apr 8, 2026, 6:35 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 6:35 PM

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@urban fog, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Apr 8, 2026, 7:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 7:17 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Apr 8, 2026, 7:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 7:17 PM

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@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

elder pawn Apr 8, 2026, 7:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 7:59 PM

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@elder pawn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spiral parcel Apr 8, 2026, 8:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 8:16 PM

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@spiral parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jovial fractal Apr 8, 2026, 8:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 8, 2026, 8:22 PM

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@jovial fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @spiral parcel, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @elder pawn, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @jovial fractal, @grizzled canopy, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@grizzled canopy asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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After years of research, @spiral parcel found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @spiral parcel died.

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@amber ermine woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @urban fog found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @amber ermine with bug spray. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @urban fog died.

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@jovial fractal thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @jovial fractal died.

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@waxen marlin soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @waxen marlin dyed.

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@raw moss cut through @grizzled canopy with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @grizzled canopy died.