epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

@long vine equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @long vine died.

@crimson skiff stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

@waxen marlin tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

A mysterious stranger gave @dense sigil a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @near mortar with it. However, @dense sigil clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @dense sigil died.

@vestal arch suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@crimson skiff clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @crimson skiff died.

@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

@hexed notch slammed @jovial fractal into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @jovial fractal died.

@near mortar couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@waxen marlin used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @waxen marlin died.

@livid shuttle wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@tranquil wyvern made some Synonym Rolls for @arctic temple and @steel sentinel. Just like Grammar used to make!

@hexed notch asked @near mortar if they "knew the way". @near mortar didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@livid shuttle spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@arctic temple got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

@charred shore thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

@pastel timber knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@steel sentinel touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@vestal arch was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @vestal arch died.

@steel sentinel was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@near mortar accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @near mortar died.

@hexed notch tried to save @charred shore's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @hexed notch died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @hexed notch died.

@arctic temple found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @arctic temple died.

@charred shore trash talked @pastel timber, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @charred shore suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @charred shore died.

@steel sentinel hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @tranquil wyvern's house. @tranquil wyvern started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@pastel timber found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@pastel timber hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@tranquil wyvern put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@steel sentinel fed @tranquil wyvern several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@pastel timber was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

@tranquil wyvern comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tranquil wyvern's brains. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@pastel timber obscured @steel sentinel's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @steel sentinel escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@steel sentinel pulled out their Yellow Phaseblade and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @steel sentinel pulled out a vacuum instead.

@pastel timber’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@steel sentinel threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

@steel sentinel popped @pastel timber by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @charred shore
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @vestal arch
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[arctic temple]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[steel sentinel]

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[dry ice]

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[craggy cargo]

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[lime creek]

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[frosty quiver]

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[waxen marlin]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@dry ice, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @frosty quiver, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @craggy cargo, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @lime creek
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@craggy cargo took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@arctic temple became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@lime creek saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@tranquil wyvern tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@frosty quiver placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @frosty quiver died.

@carmine cairn made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@craggy cargo was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @craggy cargo died.

@steel sentinel became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@waxen marlin tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @waxen marlin died.

@dry ice tried to set up a campfire, but @livid shuttle drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@dry ice got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @dry ice died.

After years of research, @arctic temple found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @arctic temple died.

@hexed notch kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @tranquil wyvern had had enough, so they scooped @hexed notch to death with an ice cream spoon. @hexed notch died.

@tranquil wyvern realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @pastel timber let them be.

@livid shuttle trapped @lime creek in a maze, but while they were taunting @lime creek, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

The Demolitionist told @livid shuttle that it was a good day to die. @livid shuttle thought so too. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @steel sentinel's Rod of Discord.

@lime creek wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@pastel timber spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @pastel timber still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @pastel timber died.

@lime creek ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @lime creek died.

@carmine cairn picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

@steel sentinel talked with @carmine cairn about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

@steel sentinel put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@carmine cairn tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @lime creek
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @dry ice
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[short snow]

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[acoustic idol]

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[steel sentinel]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[arctic temple]

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[weak island]

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[jovial fractal]

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[abstract thunder]

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[carmine cairn]

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[lofty saffron]

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[lapis python]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@acoustic idol, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @lofty saffron, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @jovial fractal, @weak island, @abstract thunder, @waxen marlin, @short snow, @lapis python, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@jovial fractal thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @jovial fractal died.

@weak island ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @weak island died.

@pastel timber had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@lapis python woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@carmine cairn recruited @acoustic idol as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@abstract thunder started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @abstract thunder died.

@lofty saffron squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@waxen marlin played rock-paper-scissors with @arctic temple. @waxen marlin played paper. @arctic temple played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @waxen marlin was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @waxen marlin died.

@short snow started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @steel sentinel forced them to put in some more effort.

@lapis python was furious at @pastel timber for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @lapis python's special someone!

@lofty saffron snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@arctic temple tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@arctic temple got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @arctic temple died.

@acoustic idol ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @acoustic idol died.

@tranquil wyvern crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@lapis python tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

@short snow captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

@steel sentinel walked up to @short snow and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @steel sentinel, that kills people! @short snow died.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @pastel timber's. @pastel timber died.

@tranquil wyvern found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@tranquil wyvern kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tranquil wyvern red. @tranquil wyvern died.

Hey @lapis python, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @lapis python died.

@lofty saffron accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @lofty saffron died.

@carmine cairn drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @lofty saffron
150 points go to 4th place: @lapis python
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @short snow
100 points go to 8th place: @acoustic idol
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[acoustic idol]

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[turbid swan]

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[raw moss]

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[heady wasp]

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[south timber]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[steel sentinel]

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[urban fog]

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[tidal bane]

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[jolly swift]

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[carmine cairn]

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[waxen marlin]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @acoustic idol, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @tranquil wyvern, @turbid swan, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @short snow, and @south timber
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@carmine cairn created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @raw moss got too close while watching. @raw moss died.

@turbid swan finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@heady wasp didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @heady wasp died.

@waxen marlin got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

@acoustic idol vaporized @urban fog with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @urban fog died.

@steel sentinel saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@tidal bane paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Cutlass.

@jolly swift tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @jolly swift didn't know that.

@tranquil wyvern hid an actuator in @waxen marlin's lunch. Later that day, @waxen marlin stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @waxen marlin died.

@turbid swan stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@steel sentinel wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@carmine cairn distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@short snow marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@tidal bane watched @south timber go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @south timber was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@jolly swift tried to kill @acoustic idol with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

@short snow has fallen, and they can't get up. @short snow died.

@turbid swan started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @turbid swan died.

@acoustic idol took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

@tidal bane spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tranquil wyvern. @tidal bane died.

No one told @acoustic idol that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @acoustic idol died.

@south timber accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @south timber.

@south timber summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@south timber ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @south timber died.

@jolly swift went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@carmine cairn had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@tranquil wyvern decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @steel sentinel died.

@jolly swift took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @jolly swift died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @south timber
150 points go to 6th place: @acoustic idol
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid swan
100 points go to 9th place: @short snow
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[steel sentinel]

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[jolly swift]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[waxen marlin]

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[grizzled canopy]

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[pastel timber]

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[subtle gorge]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[wet merlin]

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[empty ocean]

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[grizzled canopy]

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[main fractal]

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[arctic temple]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @waxen marlin, @arctic temple, @wet merlin, and @main fractal
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@empty ocean breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @empty ocean died.

@jolly swift released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @jolly swift, but it was very satisfying.

@main fractal drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@waxen marlin met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @waxen marlin ended up completely fine.

@wet merlin overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

@subtle gorge started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @subtle gorge soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @subtle gorge died.

@raw moss used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@pastel timber and @grizzled canopy fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @pastel timber won by breaking @grizzled canopy's spine. @grizzled canopy died.

@tranquil wyvern fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@carmine cairn sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@waxen marlin tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @waxen marlin's mind right in front of their face. @waxen marlin died.

@raw moss launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@arctic temple walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @arctic temple died.

@tranquil wyvern went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tranquil wyvern decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@main fractal tried to assassinate @steel sentinel, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @wet merlin flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

@wet merlin playfully poked @raw moss and laughed. @raw moss playfully poked them back with a Orichalcum Halberd. @wet merlin died.

@tranquil wyvern used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @tranquil wyvern then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

@main fractal saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @main fractal died.

@jolly swift ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel took a potato chip... and ate it!

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @carmine cairn thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@raw moss had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @pastel timber wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@raw moss purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @raw moss ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@steel sentinel was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

@carmine cairn threw @pastel timber in the washing machine and turned it on. @pastel timber died.

@raw moss drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @steel sentinel mopped @raw moss up with a tissue. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

@steel sentinel activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @main fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @dense sigil, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @grizzled canopy, @neat thunder, and @balmy bridge
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The fighting begins again!

@pastel timber saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@dense sigil found @urban fog sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@steel sentinel tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@carmine cairn felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@balmy bridge began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

@urban fog accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @urban fog died.

@raw moss ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

@tranquil wyvern was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @grizzled canopy caught them in time.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @balmy bridge. Queen Bee died.

@grizzled canopy was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @grizzled canopy died.

@dense sigil and @neat thunder got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

@balmy bridge was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @balmy bridge died.

@pastel timber won in a fight against @neat thunder by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @neat thunder died.

@dense sigil fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tranquil wyvern. @dense sigil died.

@steel sentinel began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

@pastel timber accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @pastel timber died.

@raw moss trapped @tranquil wyvern in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@tranquil wyvern snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

@carmine cairn was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@raw moss and @steel sentinel were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

@carmine cairn tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@raw moss got tired of @carmine cairn constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @carmine cairn died.

@steel sentinel headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @raw moss had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

@steel sentinel decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @dense sigil
100 points go to 7th place: @neat thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @balmy bridge
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @dense sigil, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @grizzled canopy, @arctic temple, @balmy bridge, @main fractal, @forest goblet, and @signal minnow
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The fighting begins again!

@raw moss didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@dense sigil teleported behind @urban fog using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @urban fog died.

@grizzled canopy asked @signal minnow to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @grizzled canopy died.

@forest goblet patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tranquil wyvern in disguise.

@main fractal made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@arctic temple used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @arctic temple died.

@steel sentinel had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@balmy bridge read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @balmy bridge then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @balmy bridge died.

@forest goblet paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@forest goblet was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @forest goblet's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @forest goblet died.

@main fractal hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

@main fractal wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@tranquil wyvern flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @dense sigil. @dense sigil died.

@steel sentinel built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

@signal minnow became convinced that @steel sentinel was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @steel sentinel, who was left very confused (and wet).

@tranquil wyvern took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @main fractal. @main fractal died.

@tranquil wyvern ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel got tired of @signal minnow trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @signal minnow at a Sawmill. @signal minnow died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @signal minnow
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @main fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @dense sigil
150 points go to 6th place: @forest goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @balmy bridge
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@dense sigil, @velvet dune, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @grizzled canopy, @weak island, @arctic temple, @idle pike, @balmy bridge, and @forest goblet
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The fighting begins again!

@weak island activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

@idle pike theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@urban fog was playing hide and seek with @grizzled canopy and @dense sigil, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @urban fog died.

@hardy patio and @steel sentinel got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@arctic temple decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

The Wizard showed @balmy bridge their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

@forest goblet tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@arctic temple drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

@velvet dune found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@hardy patio hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @hardy patio died.

@grizzled canopy programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @grizzled canopy died.

@dense sigil joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @weak island some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @weak island died.

@balmy bridge told @idle pike that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @idle pike vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@arctic temple tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @arctic temple died.

@velvet dune escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @balmy bridge's eye sockets. @balmy bridge died.

@dense sigil tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

@forest goblet was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @forest goblet died.

@dense sigil confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@dense sigil vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @dense sigil died.

@steel sentinel literally gaslighted @idle pike by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @idle pike died.

@velvet dune bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @velvet dune was blown to smithereens. @velvet dune died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @velvet dune
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @dense sigil
150 points go to 5th place: @forest goblet
150 points go to 6th place: @balmy bridge
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[still belfry]

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[shut plume]

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[carmine cairn]

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[hexed notch]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @dense sigil, @still belfry, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @shut plume, @hardy patio, @grizzled canopy, @arctic temple, and @forest goblet
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@arctic temple tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@grizzled canopy finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

@raw moss summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@hardy patio lured @dense sigil into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @dense sigil's dust allergy! @dense sigil died.

@hexed notch was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @hexed notch lived.

@still belfry invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@shut plume and @carmine cairn ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@shut plume read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@still belfry stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @still belfry died.

@hexed notch went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @hexed notch's canvas.

@steel sentinel tried to destroy @carmine cairn by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

@grizzled canopy drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@forest goblet almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

@urban fog vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @urban fog died.

@shut plume tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @shut plume died.

@hardy patio was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @hardy patio died.

@grizzled canopy was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @grizzled canopy died.

@hexed notch contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@forest goblet told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @arctic temple and @hexed notch.

@arctic temple used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @arctic temple died.

@forest goblet woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @forest goblet died.

@hexed notch burst with happiness, quite literally. @hexed notch died.

@carmine cairn tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @forest goblet
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @shut plume
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @still belfry

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[hexed notch]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[abstract dune]

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[trail loom]

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[mighty crown]

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[shut plume]

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[hardy patio]

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[forest goblet]

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[glacial totem]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @mighty crown, @next hemlock, @trail loom, @long vine, @dense sigil, @urban fog, @shut plume, @hardy patio, @charred shore, @livid shuttle, @lapis python, @fervent torrent, @abstract dune, and @forest goblet
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @carmine cairn died.

@mighty crown planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

@trail loom tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

@next hemlock searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

@next hemlock couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Enchanted Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @next hemlock's heart and brain. @next hemlock died.

@shut plume modified @dense sigil's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @dense sigil was never seen again. @dense sigil died.

@urban fog was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @urban fog died.

@glacial totem chased @shut plume with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @shut plume died.

@hardy patio was in the middle of taking a shower when @long vine took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @hardy patio died.

@charred shore received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @charred shore died.

All that glitters is not gold. @hexed notch disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@hexed notch saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@glacial totem went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@abstract dune tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@livid shuttle went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @livid shuttle died.

@lapis python took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @lapis python died.

@forest goblet watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@trail loom summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @fervent torrent's life points directly. @fervent torrent died.

Tired of eating plain toast, @glacial totem started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@abstract dune heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @abstract dune died.

@trail loom tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@forest goblet tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@forest goblet literally can't even. @forest goblet died.

@hexed notch crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@hexed notch was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @hexed notch died.

@mighty crown couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

@trail loom recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @mighty crown was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @mighty crown died.

@trail loom successfully snuck into @long vine's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @trail loom died.

@glacial totem was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @long vine stopped them in time.

@glacial totem made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @mighty crown
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @forest goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 8th place: @fervent torrent
100 points go to 9th place: @lapis python
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[long vine]

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[hardy patio]

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[carmine cairn]

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[urban fog]

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[amber python]

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[sharp ingot]

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[raw moss]

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[carmine cairn]

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[pastel timber]

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[signal minnow]

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[shadow owl]

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[fluid kettle]

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[stray hill]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @shadow owl, @long vine, @sharp ingot, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @stray hill, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @amber python, @fluid kettle, and @signal minnow
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@carmine cairn started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @carmine cairn died.

@long vine had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @long vine wasn't a pie. @long vine died.

@sharp ingot got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @sharp ingot, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @sharp ingot died.

@hardy patio wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@signal minnow's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

@fluid kettle tried to confess their love to @raw moss, but @raw moss interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@pastel timber didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @pastel timber died.

@stray hill shot @amber python with a Water Gun. @amber python shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

@amber python wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@fluid kettle did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @urban fog, who happened to be watching. @urban fog died.

@livid shuttle tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @livid shuttle died.

@amber python forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @amber python wasn't a Slime, @amber python was endlessly beaten. @amber python died.

@shadow owl suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@fluid kettle had a terrible night. @fluid kettle died.

@hardy patio tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@stray hill began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@signal minnow handed @stray hill a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @stray hill died.

@signal minnow was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @signal minnow died.

@hardy patio found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @hardy patio headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@raw moss invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@shadow owl made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@shadow owl stopped a meteor from crushing @hardy patio and @raw moss with their own body. @shadow owl died.

@raw moss somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @raw moss's chests for the rest of its life.

@hardy patio finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @hardy patio died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @shadow owl
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @stray hill
150 points go to 6th place: @fluid kettle
100 points go to 7th place: @amber python
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @pastel timber

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[amber python]

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[raw moss]

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[urban fog]

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[sharp ingot]

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[honest pine]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[long vine]

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[waxen marlin]

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[fiery belfry]

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[amber ermine]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@honest pine, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @amber ermine, @sharp ingot, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @amber python
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The fighting begins again!

@amber python wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@raw moss dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

@honest pine accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @honest pine was forgiven.

@honest pine tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @sharp ingot in disguise. @honest pine died.

@raw moss was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @raw moss died.

@urban fog tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@long vine stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @long vine died.

@amber ermine was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@waxen marlin trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

@amber ermine likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @amber ermine probably liked trains a bit too much. @amber ermine died.

@amber python stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

@fiery belfry realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@sharp ingot and @waxen marlin played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@livid shuttle faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@amber python used their embezzled funds to shred through @sharp ingot with a Coin Gun. @sharp ingot died.

@urban fog played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @urban fog died.

@waxen marlin dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @waxen marlin died.

@amber python shot a sand block at @livid shuttle with a Sandgun, but @livid shuttle managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

@amber python used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @amber python died.

@fiery belfry was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@livid shuttle tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@livid shuttle started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@livid shuttle ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @livid shuttle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @fiery belfry!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @fiery belfry
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @amber python
150 points go to 4th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @sharp ingot
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @honest pine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

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[urban fog]

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[hardy patio]

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[fiery belfry]

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[pastel timber]

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[long vine]

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[uneven grove]

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[hexed notch]

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[hardy patio]

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[vivid pumice]

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[livid shuttle]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @vivid pumice, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, and @uneven grove
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The fighting begins again!

@uneven grove angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@urban fog followed @pastel timber into the jungle. @urban fog started looking left, right and center for @pastel timber, but gave up and had some tea instead.

@vivid pumice was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @vivid pumice died.

@raw moss spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

@livid shuttle found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

@fiery belfry was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @fiery belfry died.

@hexed notch had a wholesome reunion with @tranquil wyvern, who they previously thought had left them to die.

@pastel timber wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @urban fog killed them. @urban fog died.

@long vine disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @pastel timber, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @pastel timber died.

@hardy patio took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @uneven grove and @tranquil wyvern ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

@uneven grove put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @uneven grove died.

@livid shuttle caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @livid shuttle died.

@long vine trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@tranquil wyvern gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @hexed notch, who was in the front row. @hexed notch died.

@raw moss explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@long vine got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@tranquil wyvern accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @tranquil wyvern, go jump off that cliff. @tranquil wyvern died.

@hardy patio looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @hardy patio died.

@long vine landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @long vine accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[hardy patio]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[pastel timber]

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[crimson skiff]

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[amber ermine]

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[pure stump]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[hardy patio]

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[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[tribal rock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[gleaming grove]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[dense sigil]

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[brave shore]

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[thorn moon]

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[abstract dune]

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[hexed notch]

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[fiery belfry]

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[gleaming grove]

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[edgy niche]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @tribal rock, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @pure stump, @fiery belfry, @thorn moon, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @dense sigil, @crimson skiff, @pastel timber, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @abstract dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tribal rock paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Shotgun.

@edgy niche asked for @hardy patio's autograph. At first, @hardy patio was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@pastel timber smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

@tribal rock didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @tribal rock died.

@raw moss snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @raw moss died.

@livid shuttle shot a sand block at @hexed notch with a Sandgun, but @hexed notch managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

@long vine was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @long vine let them be.

@pure stump got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @pure stump, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @pure stump died.

@thorn moon ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @thorn moon died.

@amber ermine used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @amber ermine died.

@brave shore found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@abstract dune did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @dense sigil, who happened to be watching. @dense sigil died.

@brave shore started riding a Unicorn. @long vine chased @brave shore while knocking two coconut halves together.

@crimson skiff wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @crimson skiff through the wall. @crimson skiff died.

In a bizarre turn of events, @livid shuttle was flattened by a road roller. @livid shuttle died.

@brave shore equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @fiery belfry chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @brave shore's shattered corpse. @brave shore died.

@abstract dune stopped a meteor from crushing @long vine and @hexed notch with their own body. @abstract dune died.

@hardy patio wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @hardy patio died.

@edgy niche put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @edgy niche whole. @edgy niche died.

@fiery belfry wondered what Obama's last name is.

@hexed notch started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @tranquil wyvern and @fiery belfry.

@tranquil wyvern got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @tranquil wyvern died.

@pastel timber laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@hexed notch sang a song to try to impress @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @pastel timber. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@hexed notch successfully snuck into @fiery belfry's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @hexed notch died.

@fiery belfry woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @fiery belfry died.

@long vine stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

@pastel timber tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @pastel timber died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @edgy niche
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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[crimson skiff]

bb!Register

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[hardy patio]

bb!register

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[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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[jolly swift]

bb!REGISTER

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[turbid skiff]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

BB!REGISTER

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[jolly swift]

bb!ReGiStEr

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @jolly swift, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @crimson skiff, @hardy patio, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @turbid skiff and @crimson skiff's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @glacial totem died.

@fiery belfry found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@amber ermine went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @amber ermine died.

@pastel timber was looking kind of dumb after @waxen marlin's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @pastel timber died.

@jolly swift rescued @crimson skiff from drowning, but in reverse. @crimson skiff died.

@tranquil wyvern went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tranquil wyvern's fault.

@livid shuttle lured @hardy patio into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @hardy patio's dust allergy! @hardy patio died.

@turbid skiff put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

@jolly swift somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

@fiery belfry got a piggyback ride from @waxen marlin, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @waxen marlin died.

@turbid skiff stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@tranquil wyvern visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tranquil wyvern thought her hands were more interesting.

The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @livid shuttle was caught in the crossfire. @livid shuttle died.

@turbid skiff was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@tranquil wyvern used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@jolly swift donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@fiery belfry ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@jolly swift was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @jolly swift died.

@turbid skiff shot @fiery belfry to death with a finger gun. @fiery belfry died.

@tranquil wyvern invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@turbid skiff recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

@turbid skiff built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

@turbid skiff suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @turbid skiff died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @turbid skiff
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @crimson skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

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[waxen marlin]

bb!register

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[sweet fractal]

bb!register

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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[turbid skiff]

bb!register

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @long vine, @pastel timber, @sweet fractal, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

Rumors started spreading that @waxen marlin was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @waxen marlin.

@hexed notch beat @glacial totem into a pulp with a stale baguette. @glacial totem died.

@waxen marlin tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @waxen marlin died.

@carmine cairn was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@pastel timber had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@sweet fractal, @turbid skiff, and @jolly swift formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

Pirates are approaching from the west! @jolly swift wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@pastel timber and @long vine had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@turbid skiff stole @carmine cairn's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @carmine cairn was hurt, but only emotionally.

@livid shuttle shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @livid shuttle's face. @livid shuttle died.

@hexed notch was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

@turbid skiff insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @sweet fractal insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @sweet fractal, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @sweet fractal died.

@jolly swift grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@pastel timber built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@carmine cairn had a wholesome reunion with @hexed notch, who they previously thought had left them to die.

@hexed notch dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @hexed notch died.

@jolly swift discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

@pastel timber was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @pastel timber died.

@long vine found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

A mysterious stranger gave @jolly swift a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @long vine with it. However, @jolly swift clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @jolly swift died.

@turbid skiff tried to get @carmine cairn to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @turbid skiff died.

@carmine cairn found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @long vine, who was out swimming that day. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[forest goblet]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[green dune]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[weak island]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@weak island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[pastel timber]

bb!register

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[craggy cargo]

bb!register

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@craggy cargo, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @craggy cargo, @green dune, @weak island, @waxen marlin, and @forest goblet
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@hexed notch tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@tranquil wyvern constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

@forest goblet felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@amber ermine was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @amber ermine died.

All that glitters is not gold. @long vine disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@weak island performed open heart surgery on @craggy cargo, even though @craggy cargo never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @craggy cargo died.

@jolly swift cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@green dune attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @carmine cairn watched the carnage from a safe distance. @green dune died.