#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 190

gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 1:49 PM

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trail loom Apr 5, 2026, 2:29 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 5, 2026, 2:30 PM

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raw moss Apr 5, 2026, 2:53 PM

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south timber Apr 5, 2026, 3:07 PM

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dire night Apr 5, 2026, 3:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 3:30 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @dire night, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @patent dew, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @cursive ore, and @south timber
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@trail loom buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@dire night pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @dire night died.

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@patent dew started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @patent dew died.

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@cursive ore made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@raw moss rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @raw moss's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@long vine started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@tranquil wyvern boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@south timber stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@steel sentinel tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @steel sentinel extremely rich.

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@pastel timber struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@pastel timber hid from @cursive ore by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@waxen marlin curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @waxen marlin in half. @waxen marlin died.

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@carmine cairn distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@long vine hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@cursive ore accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @cursive ore died.

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@tranquil wyvern started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@south timber fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @south timber died.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@tranquil wyvern started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@trail loom made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@steel sentinel swapped @trail loom's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @trail loom then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @trail loom died.

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@pastel timber was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@long vine stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@carmine cairn's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @carmine cairn! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@raw moss bashed @steel sentinel in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@steel sentinel toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @south timber
100 points go to 9th place: @cursive ore
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 5, 2026, 3:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 5, 2026, 3:42 PM

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long vine Apr 5, 2026, 3:42 PM

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pastel timber Apr 5, 2026, 3:43 PM

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south timber Apr 5, 2026, 3:45 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 5, 2026, 3:48 PM

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gray sky Apr 5, 2026, 3:49 PM

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proud lava Apr 5, 2026, 3:57 PM

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urban fog Apr 5, 2026, 4:08 PM

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wet merlin Apr 5, 2026, 4:09 PM

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weak island Apr 5, 2026, 4:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 4:17 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 5, 2026, 4:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 4:21 PM

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winged acorn Apr 5, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @winged acorn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @proud lava, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @weak island, @gray sky, @south timber, and @wet merlin
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@long vine gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @long vine died.

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@wet merlin became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@winged acorn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @proud lava into approaching. @winged acorn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @proud lava with two Sniper Rifle shots. @proud lava died.

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@tranquil wyvern dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @urban fog diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@urban fog got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @urban fog died.

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@pastel timber modified @weak island's Orichalcum Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @weak island was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @weak island died.

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@gray sky played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @gray sky. @gray sky died.

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@raw moss wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@south timber made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @south timber died.

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@pastel timber jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@wet merlin summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @wet merlin died.

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@winged acorn found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @winged acorn died.

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@steel sentinel started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@tranquil wyvern found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@tranquil wyvern walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss found some soup in their fly.

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@pastel timber was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @pastel timber died.

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@steel sentinel gave a hug to @raw moss and almost choked them to death!

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@carmine cairn wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@raw moss got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @winged acorn
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @south timber
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @weak island

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 5, 2026, 4:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 5, 2026, 4:40 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 5, 2026, 4:41 PM

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cursive ore Apr 5, 2026, 4:50 PM

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jolly swift Apr 5, 2026, 4:55 PM

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urban fog Apr 5, 2026, 5:13 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 5, 2026, 5:15 PM

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pastel timber Apr 5, 2026, 5:18 PM

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south timber Apr 5, 2026, 5:22 PM

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hexed notch Apr 5, 2026, 6:14 PM

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gray sky Apr 5, 2026, 6:18 PM

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exotic saddle Apr 5, 2026, 6:26 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @gray sky, @cursive ore, and @south timber
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@hexed notch was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @hexed notch into the freezing cold water. @hexed notch died.

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@exotic saddle was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss replaced @gray sky's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @gray sky died.

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@pastel timber played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@cursive ore's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @carmine cairn and @south timber's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @cursive ore died.

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@pastel timber found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@tranquil wyvern refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@south timber put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@south timber died.

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@jolly swift started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @jolly swift - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @jolly swift then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@raw moss came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@steel sentinel started riding a Unicorn. @pastel timber chased @steel sentinel while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@carmine cairn created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @carmine cairn's artistic genius.

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@tranquil wyvern became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber had the high ground, but @raw moss just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @pastel timber toppling to their doom. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@jolly swift challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel tried to shoot @carmine cairn using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @raw moss's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@carmine cairn summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@raw moss crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @steel sentinel laughed at them, not knowing that @raw moss was just a completionist.

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@steel sentinel tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@carmine cairn invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@raw moss befriended @carmine cairn by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@steel sentinel wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@raw moss accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @steel sentinel was watching. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@carmine cairn joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @south timber
100 points go to 8th place: @cursive ore
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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dire night Apr 5, 2026, 6:38 PM

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jolly swift Apr 5, 2026, 6:38 PM

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raw moss Apr 5, 2026, 6:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 5, 2026, 6:53 PM

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south timber Apr 5, 2026, 6:54 PM

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jovial fractal Apr 5, 2026, 7:03 PM

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jaunty saddle Apr 5, 2026, 7:05 PM

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weak island Apr 5, 2026, 7:08 PM

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limpid glacier Apr 5, 2026, 7:08 PM

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steel sentinel Apr 5, 2026, 7:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 7:16 PM

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heady wasp Apr 5, 2026, 7:23 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 5, 2026, 7:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 7:26 PM

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arctic temple Apr 5, 2026, 7:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 7:28 PM

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pastel timber Apr 5, 2026, 7:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 5, 2026, 7:29 PM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @jovial fractal, @weak island, @limpid glacier, @south timber, @arctic temple, and @jaunty saddle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@heady wasp's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @heady wasp died.

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@dire night traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @dire night did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @dire night died.

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@limpid glacier got a piggyback ride from @jovial fractal, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @jovial fractal died.

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@weak island wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @weak island died.

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@jaunty saddle tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@limpid glacier fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @limpid glacier died.

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@raw moss found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@south timber discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @south timber died.

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@jaunty saddle went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @jaunty saddle died.

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@pastel timber asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@steel sentinel sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@jolly swift held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@carmine cairn used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@pastel timber wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@raw moss held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@arctic temple was infected by a zombie virus. @arctic temple died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@tranquil wyvern opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@steel sentinel was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @arctic temple with its horns. @arctic temple died.

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@jolly swift flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @jolly swift's face off with its bare hands. @jolly swift died.

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A strange device attached itself to @pastel timber's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @tranquil wyvern's floating house. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@steel sentinel won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@raw moss finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @steel sentinel caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@carmine cairn spiced up @raw moss's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@steel sentinel, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@steel sentinel lulled @carmine cairn into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @jaunty saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @south timber
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

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@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @jovial fractal, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @signal minnow, and @jaunty saddle
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@urban fog and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @urban fog's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@heady wasp declared that 64 was their favorite number. @jovial fractal wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @heady wasp by stabbing them 64 times. @heady wasp died.

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@carmine cairn was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@jovial fractal accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @jovial fractal died.

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@jaunty saddle and @tranquil wyvern were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@proper wedge began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@urban fog called @steel sentinel a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @urban fog died.

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@jaunty saddle drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@jaunty saddle boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @jaunty saddle died.

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@proper wedge tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @proper wedge died.

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@carmine cairn flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @tranquil wyvern when the world was flipped.

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@steel sentinel constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@signal minnow became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@raw moss started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @signal minnow and @carmine cairn out.

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@steel sentinel tried to instigate drama against @tranquil wyvern, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @steel sentinel used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@signal minnow came out of @steel sentinel's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@carmine cairn became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@steel sentinel performed surgery on a grape.

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@signal minnow tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @signal minnow died.

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@carmine cairn searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@raw moss planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@raw moss invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @jaunty saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @heady wasp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @shadow owl, @heady wasp, @wooden sleet, @dense sigil, @supple tendon, @velvet dune, @jovial fractal, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @gray sky, @lapis python, @brave shore, @wide wharf, @safe shell, and @signal minnow
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@safe shell attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@urban fog tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@gray sky ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@brave shore found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@supple tendon tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@raw moss fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @raw moss died.

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@wooden sleet couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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The Wall of Flesh told @shadow owl that there was something stuck in their teeth. @shadow owl checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @shadow owl died.

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@wide wharf started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@steel sentinel rescued @dense sigil from drowning, but in reverse. @dense sigil died.

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@jovial fractal dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @jovial fractal died.

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@lapis python broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@urban fog's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @urban fog died.

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@gray sky ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @gray sky died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @safe shell is now goo. @safe shell died.

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@wooden sleet tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @wooden sleet keeled over from a heart attack. @wooden sleet died.

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@wide wharf spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@supple tendon accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @supple tendon allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@steel sentinel went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@signal minnow walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@heady wasp thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @heady wasp died.

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@brave shore attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@steel sentinel was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@signal minnow started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@wide wharf was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @wide wharf died.

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@lapis python threw a Stink Potion at @supple tendon. @supple tendon threw a Toxic Flask right back. @lapis python died.

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@velvet dune threw @supple tendon into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @velvet dune a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @supple tendon died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @steel sentinel was the bartender, @carmine cairn was the DJ, and @velvet dune was the pinata. @velvet dune died.

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@signal minnow painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@steel sentinel burned @signal minnow to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @steel sentinel for reading books. @signal minnow died.

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@brave shore was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@steel sentinel used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@steel sentinel spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@carmine cairn ripped @steel sentinel's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @supple tendon
100 points go to 7th place: @lapis python
100 points go to 8th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 9th place: @heady wasp
100 points go to 10th place: @wooden sleet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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shadow owl Apr 5, 2026, 11:27 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @shadow owl, @heady wasp, @next hemlock, @remote pumice, @echo phoenix, @urban fog, @jovial fractal, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, and @wide wharf
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@heady wasp did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @heady wasp died.

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@echo phoenix drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @echo phoenix died.

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@wide wharf accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@carmine cairn complained that they had no life, so @jovial fractal used a Life Drain to take @urban fog's life and give it to @carmine cairn. @urban fog died.

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@turbid skiff needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@jovial fractal brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @jovial fractal died.

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@remote pumice purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@wide wharf wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @wide wharf through the wall. @wide wharf died.

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@carmine cairn got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @carmine cairn wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @carmine cairn was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@shadow owl went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@remote pumice used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel wrote @turbid skiff's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @turbid skiff died.

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@carmine cairn didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @shadow owl, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @shadow owl died.

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@next hemlock tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@steel sentinel aimed a spinning toy at @carmine cairn, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @carmine cairn played solitaire. @steel sentinel stood behind them and watched.

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@carmine cairn won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@carmine cairn played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @shadow owl
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @echo phoenix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Apr 6, 2026, 12:03 AM

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steel sentinel Apr 6, 2026, 12:10 AM

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shadow owl Apr 6, 2026, 12:21 AM

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urban fog Apr 6, 2026, 12:23 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 6, 2026, 12:25 AM

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brave shore Apr 6, 2026, 12:33 AM

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arctic temple Apr 6, 2026, 12:58 AM

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raw moss Apr 6, 2026, 1:04 AM

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heady wasp Apr 6, 2026, 2:13 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @shadow owl, @heady wasp, @long vine, @echo phoenix, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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The fighting begins again!

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@echo phoenix walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@echo phoenix realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @echo phoenix died.

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@shadow owl started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@long vine returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@urban fog accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @urban fog died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @steel sentinel's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @steel sentinel died.

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@heady wasp got quantum-entangled with @arctic temple, and used this opportunity to force @arctic temple to pick their own nose.

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@long vine found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @long vine was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@carmine cairn and @shadow owl were about to face off, but @carmine cairn had to run off to the restroom first.

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@heady wasp went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @heady wasp's fault.

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@brave shore tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@arctic temple caused @raw moss to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@arctic temple went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @arctic temple died.

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@shadow owl tried to kill @raw moss, but failed to ask for consent.

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@heady wasp was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@carmine cairn descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@heady wasp got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @heady wasp died.

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@brave shore made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@raw moss found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@carmine cairn obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@long vine and @shadow owl started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @long vine took out their actual shotgun. @shadow owl died.

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@brave shore was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @brave shore died.

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@long vine defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn complained to @raw moss that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@carmine cairn eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@raw moss spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @shadow owl
150 points go to 6th place: @heady wasp
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @echo phoenix

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Rumors started spreading that @carmine cairn was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @carmine cairn.

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@long vine was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@pastel timber forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@charred shore took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@raw moss tried to throw a Mythril Halberd at @urban fog before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@main fractal looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@heady wasp tried to explain to @idle pike that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @idle pike countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @heady wasp died.

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@proud lava shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @proud lava died.

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@arctic temple equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@urban fog threatened @short snow with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @short snow informed @urban fog as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @urban fog died.

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@charred shore found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@charred shore accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @charred shore died.

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@idle pike had a sleepover with @main fractal, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@pastel timber made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @arctic temple joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @arctic temple died.

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@main fractal followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @main fractal died.

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@raw moss found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@raw moss was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@short snow made up their own language and used it to threaten @pastel timber, who simply scratched their head.

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@carmine cairn started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@idle pike told @long vine to bite the dust. In response, @long vine took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@pastel timber took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @pastel timber died.

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@short snow tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @short snow died.

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@idle pike drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @idle pike died.

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@long vine found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @long vine died.

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@raw moss asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @short snow
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @main fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @charred shore
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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@stray hill started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@heady wasp was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @heady wasp died.

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@urban fog wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @urban fog's head. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @waxen marlin died.

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@fluid kettle donated all of their organs to those in need. @fluid kettle died.

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@main fractal attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @charred shore watched the carnage from a safe distance. @main fractal died.

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@charred shore accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @charred shore died. @charred shore died. @charred shore died. @charred shore died.

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@stray hill unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @stray hill died.

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@long vine accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @pastel timber's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@raw moss tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @hexed notch would soon die a gruesome death. @hexed notch ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@long vine wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@hexed notch encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @hexed notch died.

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@long vine yelled, "Duck!" @hexed fiber excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @hexed fiber died.

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@raw moss built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@pastel timber was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @pastel timber died.

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@long vine was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 7th place: @charred shore
100 points go to 8th place: @main fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @fluid kettle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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@main fractal tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@amber ermine put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @urban fog died.

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@pastel timber looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@waxen marlin followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @waxen marlin died.

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@charred shore cut a specific wire in @arctic temple's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @arctic temple died.

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@uneven grove explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @uneven grove died.

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@proper wedge sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@hexed notch pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @main fractal.

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@charred shore poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @pastel timber begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@pastel timber spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@pastel timber’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@pastel timber went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@glossy heath murdered @raw moss with a knife, but it was actually @proper wedge in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @glossy heath didn't care that much. @proper wedge died.

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@charred shore's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @charred shore died.

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@glossy heath made fun of @hexed notch for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @hexed notch shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @glossy heath died.

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@pastel timber took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@raw moss tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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The Nurse told @main fractal they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @main fractal died.

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@pastel timber received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss tried hacking into @hexed notch's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @hexed notch's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@hexed notch crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @hexed notch's entire body.

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@hexed notch decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @main fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @glossy heath
150 points go to 6th place: @charred shore
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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@heady wasp challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @heady wasp died.

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@pastel timber took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @pastel timber died.

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@jovial fractal woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @jovial fractal died.

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@arctic temple drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@uneven grove invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@urban fog used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @raw moss tested this theory on @urban fog, who bounced, and ended up being right. @urban fog died.

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@long vine looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@uneven grove told @gray sky to step off their carpet, which they did. @uneven grove proceeded to murder @gray sky, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore was buried under an avalanche that @long vine had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @brave shore died.

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@arctic temple fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @arctic temple died.

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@uneven grove and @hexed notch were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @uneven grove fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @uneven grove died.

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@charred shore, @long vine, and @hexed notch formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@raw moss found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @raw moss walked out the door.

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@charred shore traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @charred shore died.

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@hexed notch's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @charred shore
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @jovial fractal

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@prisma seal, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @outer heron, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @charred shore, and @brave shore
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@amber ermine and @prisma seal swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@prisma seal was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @prisma seal died.

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@tranquil wyvern looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@raw moss couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @raw moss died.

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After @outer heron went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @outer heron died.

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@gray sky and @amber ermine engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @amber ermine blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @amber ermine died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @brave shore was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@steel sentinel made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @steel sentinel rich and famous.

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@turbid skiff tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@charred shore wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@gray sky wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @gray sky died.

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@steel sentinel was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@turbid skiff started rallying for goblin rights.

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@charred shore found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @brave shore, who silenced @charred shore by filling their hiding place with water. @charred shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Molotov Cocktail. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio overwhelmed @hexed notch with a storm of flying bananas. @hexed notch died.

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@brave shore opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@turbid skiff used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @turbid skiff died.

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@hardy patio and @brave shore played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@steel sentinel started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@hardy patio hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @hardy patio died.

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@steel sentinel placed chests all over the world except where @brave shore was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @charred shore
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @outer heron

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There are 14 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @prisma seal, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @crude osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @charred shore, @brave shore, and @lapis python
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@steel sentinel felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@prisma seal gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @prisma seal died.

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@lapis python used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@brave shore tried to strike @hardy patio down, but @hardy patio instead became more powerful than @brave shore could possibly imagine.

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@crude osprey was building a nice house. @hexed notch asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @crude osprey just looked confused.

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@waxen marlin was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @waxen marlin died.

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@raw moss tried to stab @charred shore, but @charred shore's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @charred shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @brave shore before they could say "Zoinks!" @brave shore died.

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@turbid skiff ran out of bullets while fighting @crude osprey, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @crude osprey died.

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@tranquil wyvern thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio and @lapis python spotted a Cursed Flames on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@jolly swift started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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Several players decided to form a band. @fiery belfry was the trumpet, @raw moss was the clarinetist, @hexed notch was the drummer, and @hardy patio was the drum. @hardy patio died.

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@turbid skiff went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@lapis python sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@steel sentinel did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @turbid skiff, who happened to be passing by.

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@hexed notch joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@lapis python found a room full of Bunny Banners in @turbid skiff's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @turbid skiff. @turbid skiff died.

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@raw moss calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@fiery belfry had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@hexed notch swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @hexed notch died.

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@lapis python dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@steel sentinel's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @steel sentinel sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@fiery belfry overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@jolly swift got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@jolly swift got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @fiery belfry got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@lapis python drew swords on the ground. @fiery belfry started stomping all over them. Furious, @lapis python picked one up and stabbed @fiery belfry with it.. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel was briefly jumpscared by @lapis python wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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While @lapis python looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @lapis python died.

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@raw moss landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @raw moss accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @lapis python
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @crude osprey

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @prisma seal, @raw moss, @outer heron, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @lapis python, and @brave shore
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@jolly swift wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@prisma seal went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @prisma seal died.

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@outer heron dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @outer heron died.

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@turbid skiff looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@waxen marlin tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed notch baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@lapis python thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@tranquil wyvern tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @steel sentinel, but it refused to listen because @tranquil wyvern didn't have enough badges.

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@raw moss and @steel sentinel cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @steel sentinel, because @raw moss was wearing Frost armor.

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@brave shore entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @brave shore died.

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@lapis python promised @jolly swift that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @jolly swift died.

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@hexed notch ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@turbid skiff tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@steel sentinel sacrificed @lapis python by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @lapis python died.

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@hexed notch wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@raw moss invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@raw moss started barking like a dog while chasing @turbid skiff.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hexed notch started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@turbid skiff couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@turbid skiff tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @turbid skiff died.

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@steel sentinel decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@hexed notch started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss had a very merry unbirthday party together. @hexed notch found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@hexed notch fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel swung a Boreal Wood Sword at @raw moss, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@raw moss began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lapis python
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mighty crown Apr 6, 2026, 12:28 PM

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modest pawn Apr 6, 2026, 12:29 PM

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stray venture Apr 6, 2026, 12:29 PM

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remote pumice Apr 6, 2026, 12:29 PM

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lapis python Apr 6, 2026, 12:30 PM

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tight niche Apr 6, 2026, 12:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @glass cargo, @mighty crown, @stray venture, @tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, @modest pawn, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, and @lapis python
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@glass cargo's booty was plundered by pirates. @glass cargo died.

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@lapis python damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@livid shuttle saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @livid shuttle died.

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@remote pumice found the Last Prism. Then @stray venture found another one, meaning that @remote pumice's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@steel sentinel decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@turbid skiff tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @turbid skiff died.

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@hexed notch paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Flower of Frost.

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@hexed notch became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @hexed notch died.

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@modest pawn fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @modest pawn died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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While exploring the Jungle, @stray venture needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @stray venture. @stray venture died.

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@lapis python found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@tranquil wyvern sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@mighty crown zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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While riding on minecart rails, @mighty crown accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @mighty crown died.

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@steel sentinel returned to their house, only to find that @remote pumice had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@lapis python brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@steel sentinel sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@lapis python was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @lapis python died.

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@remote pumice developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@remote pumice became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @lapis python
150 points go to 4th place: @mighty crown
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @stray venture
100 points go to 7th place: @modest pawn
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 6, 2026, 12:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 12:49 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dense sigil Apr 6, 2026, 12:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 12:55 PM

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@dense sigil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Apr 6, 2026, 1:03 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 1:03 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Apr 6, 2026, 1:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 1:11 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Apr 6, 2026, 1:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 1:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jovial fractal Apr 6, 2026, 1:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 1:29 PM

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@jovial fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Apr 6, 2026, 1:32 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 1:32 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vestal arch Apr 6, 2026, 1:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 1:41 PM

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@vestal arch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

crimson skiff Apr 6, 2026, 1:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 1:41 PM

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@crimson skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 6, 2026, 1:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 1:53 PM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

charred shore Apr 6, 2026, 1:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 1:55 PM

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@charred shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber Apr 6, 2026, 2:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 2:28 PM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

arctic temple Apr 6, 2026, 2:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 6, 2026, 2:30 PM

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @dense sigil, @crimson skiff, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @jovial fractal, @waxen marlin, @charred shore, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @vestal arch, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@jovial fractal saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @charred shore randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@vestal arch tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@tranquil wyvern stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@carmine cairn sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @carmine cairn died.

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@arctic temple took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.