#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 188

gleaming groveBOT Apr 3, 2026, 12:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @turbid skiff, @gray sky, @brave shore, @stray trench, and @toxic estuary
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@hexed notch dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @amber ermine, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@stray trench farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@gray sky summoned a solar eclipse while @pastel timber was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @gray sky died.

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@stray trench asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @stray trench died.

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@toxic estuary's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Bone Sword was nice and clean, but their Boreal Wood Bow's string broke, and their Magic Missile cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@long vine and @turbid skiff were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@toxic estuary was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @toxic estuary died.

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@pastel timber somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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While playing at the beach, @soft lark buried @hexed notch in the sand. It took @hexed notch several hours to dig themselves back out.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @turbid skiff wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@jolly swift found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @long vine to check it out. @long vine decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@brave shore found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@pastel timber snuck up behind @hexed notch, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @pastel timber decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@long vine was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @turbid skiff's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @long vine died.

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@hexed notch picked a fight with a goose. @hexed notch died.

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@soft lark was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@soft lark shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @soft lark's head. @soft lark died.

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@jolly swift heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@pastel timber couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@turbid skiff was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@pastel timber's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @pastel timber died.

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@turbid skiff decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @turbid skiff died.

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@jolly swift emerged from a tree stump and scolded @brave shore for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @brave shore was still holding an axe. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @toxic estuary
100 points go to 9th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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dire night Apr 3, 2026, 12:38 PM

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amber ermine Apr 3, 2026, 12:51 PM

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waxen marlin Apr 3, 2026, 12:53 PM

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empty ocean Apr 3, 2026, 12:55 PM

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ebon matrix Apr 3, 2026, 12:55 PM

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long vine Apr 3, 2026, 12:58 PM

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uneven grove Apr 3, 2026, 1:04 PM

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misty gust Apr 3, 2026, 1:16 PM

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hexed notch Apr 3, 2026, 1:22 PM

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near mortar Apr 3, 2026, 1:23 PM

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brave shore Apr 3, 2026, 1:25 PM

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pastel timber Apr 3, 2026, 1:25 PM

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lapis python Apr 3, 2026, 1:25 PM

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gray sky Apr 3, 2026, 1:28 PM

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jolly swift Apr 3, 2026, 1:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @jolly swift, @hexed notch, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @misty gust, @pastel timber, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @lapis python, @brave shore, @uneven grove, and @near mortar
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@amber ermine called @empty ocean a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @empty ocean died.

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@misty gust considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@long vine and @dire night played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @long vine was the chicken. @dire night died.

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@jolly swift tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @jolly swift is now bald.

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@amber ermine got impaled by Mourning Wood. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@hexed notch started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@gray sky used their Adamantite Sword to lop off @misty gust's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @gray sky invented golf. @misty gust died.

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@waxen marlin tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @waxen marlin died.

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@uneven grove neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @uneven grove died.

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@near mortar stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore flossed their teeth with @jolly swift's shoelaces.

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@long vine was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@lapis python saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @gray sky instead. @gray sky died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @hexed notch

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@ebon matrix's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @ebon matrix responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@ebon matrix iwwegawy owoed to @tranquil wyvern and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @ebon matrix died.

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@jolly swift underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@pastel timber wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@jolly swift decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @jolly swift died.

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@brave shore started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@hexed notch tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@tranquil wyvern tied up @long vine and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @long vine to die. However, @long vine managed to escape from their bonds.

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@lapis python ran with scissors. @lapis python died.

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@tranquil wyvern hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @pastel timber then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @pastel timber died.

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@hexed notch was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @hexed notch died.

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@brave shore verbally roasted @long vine so hard that they burst into flames. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lapis python
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 3, 2026, 1:38 PM

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raw moss Apr 3, 2026, 1:43 PM

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outer heron Apr 3, 2026, 1:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 3, 2026, 2:10 PM

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craggy cargo Apr 3, 2026, 2:12 PM

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misty gust Apr 3, 2026, 2:22 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 3, 2026, 2:25 PM

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hexed notch Apr 3, 2026, 2:26 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

amber ermine Apr 3, 2026, 2:49 PM

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near mortar Apr 3, 2026, 3:02 PM

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blissful goblet Apr 3, 2026, 3:02 PM

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mossy jolt Apr 3, 2026, 3:17 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @outer heron, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @misty gust, @pastel timber, @craggy cargo, @livid shuttle, @mossy jolt, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@pastel timber drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@hexed notch tried to attack @amber ermine by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @hexed notch died.

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@livid shuttle made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@outer heron was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @outer heron died.

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@long vine was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@long vine gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @long vine died.

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@raw moss performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@near mortar tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@blissful goblet watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@tranquil wyvern asked for @carmine cairn's autograph. At first, @carmine cairn was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@amber ermine climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn told @near mortar a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@blissful goblet gave @craggy cargo a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @craggy cargo gave @blissful goblet a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @blissful goblet died.

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@misty gust was ordered by @raw moss to sing a song or be killed. @misty gust tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @misty gust died.

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@tranquil wyvern built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @craggy cargo was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @craggy cargo died.

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@livid shuttle drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@mossy jolt ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @mossy jolt died.

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@raw moss found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@near mortar got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@pastel timber chewed some gum. It made @pastel timber feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @craggy cargo
100 points go to 9th place: @misty gust
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful goblet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 3, 2026, 3:37 PM

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raw moss Apr 3, 2026, 3:38 PM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 3, 2026, 3:42 PM

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maiden walrus Apr 3, 2026, 3:53 PM

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amber ermine Apr 3, 2026, 3:57 PM

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jovial fractal Apr 3, 2026, 3:57 PM

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uneven grove Apr 3, 2026, 4:00 PM

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dire night Apr 3, 2026, 4:03 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 3, 2026, 4:25 PM

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near mortar Apr 3, 2026, 4:28 PM

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urban fog Apr 3, 2026, 4:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @jovial fractal, @uneven grove, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@raw moss suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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@dire night accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @dire night died.

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@maiden walrus tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @uneven grove demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @maiden walrus by two. @maiden walrus died.

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@carmine cairn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@pastel timber tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @urban fog knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@amber ermine contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @amber ermine died.

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@urban fog cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @urban fog's heart! @urban fog died.

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@near mortar tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@pastel timber shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@carmine cairn commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@jovial fractal got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @jovial fractal died.

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@uneven grove was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@carmine cairn blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @carmine cairn's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@tranquil wyvern was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @uneven grove. @uneven grove died.

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@pastel timber had @near mortar lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @near mortar, this wasn't a magic show. @near mortar died.

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@pastel timber reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@carmine cairn developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@tranquil wyvern built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 6th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @dire night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 3, 2026, 4:38 PM

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maiden walrus Apr 3, 2026, 4:39 PM

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urban fog Apr 3, 2026, 4:41 PM

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raw moss Apr 3, 2026, 4:42 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
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@signal minnow traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @outer heron. @outer heron died.

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@livid shuttle found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@carmine cairn used a Medusa Head on @raw moss and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@maiden walrus used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@maiden walrus constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @brazen plaza by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @maiden walrus's positioning was a bit off. @maiden walrus died.

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@pastel timber traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@livid shuttle didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @urban fog's. @urban fog died.

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@brazen plaza ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@jolly swift found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@carmine cairn tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@livid shuttle wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @livid shuttle turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @livid shuttle died.

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@gaunt token forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @gaunt token died.

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@jolly swift started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @jolly swift died.

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@brazen plaza uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @brazen plaza died.

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@steel sentinel worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@pastel timber made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@signal minnow found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@steel sentinel laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@signal minnow drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @signal minnow died.

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@carmine cairn and @pastel timber played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@carmine cairn finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@pastel timber tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@steel sentinel started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @pastel timber and @carmine cairn.

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@pastel timber hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @pastel timber died.

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@steel sentinel climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@steel sentinel constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@carmine cairn jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @gaunt token
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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There are 12 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @outer heron, @raw moss, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @uneven grove, and @signal minnow
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@steel sentinel tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@empty ocean was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @empty ocean died.

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@outer heron ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @outer heron's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @outer heron died.

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@tranquil wyvern heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @proper wedge, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@raw moss tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@signal minnow recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @signal minnow concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@proud lava accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@livid shuttle tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@proud lava used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @proud lava died.

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@urban fog gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@livid shuttle swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @livid shuttle died.

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@uneven grove jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @uneven grove died.

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@signal minnow tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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The sun burnt @signal minnow into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@tranquil wyvern flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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Low on health, @proper wedge hid from @raw moss by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @proper wedge died.

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@steel sentinel found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @steel sentinel pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@tranquil wyvern went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @signal minnow had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @tranquil wyvern died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @signal minnow. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @signal minnow died.

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@carmine cairn tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @carmine cairn's mouth.

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@carmine cairn mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@raw moss started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@steel sentinel soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @steel sentinel dyed.

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@raw moss became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@wet merlin tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @wet merlin quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@empty ocean was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @empty ocean died.

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@outer heron started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@stray trench learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @outer heron found out that @stray trench meant "killer" in the literal sense. @outer heron died.

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@urban fog sat on a wall. @urban fog had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @urban fog together again. @urban fog died.

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@flat shale spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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While exploring a swamp, @raw moss caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@tranquil wyvern fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@raw moss consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@carmine cairn found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@steel sentinel solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@stray trench was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @stray trench died.

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There once was a @wet merlin who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @wet merlin's insides, and all the animals were freed. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@flat shale built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @flat shale died.

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@raw moss tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tranquil wyvern's head instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn was looking kind of dumb after @steel sentinel's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @raw moss was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@steel sentinel sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@steel sentinel's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @flat shale
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @outer heron
100 points go to 10th place: @empty ocean

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@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @balmy tinsel, @waxen marlin, and @wet merlin
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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @raw moss farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @raw moss died.

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@dire night saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @dire night died.

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@balmy tinsel told @amber ermine a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel performed open heart surgery on @proud lava, even though @proud lava never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @proud lava died.

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@exotic saddle tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @exotic saddle died.

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@hexed notch tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@carmine cairn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@balmy tinsel had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@waxen marlin found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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After @urban fog drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @hexed notch with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @carmine cairn to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@balmy tinsel fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @balmy tinsel died.

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@steel sentinel and @waxen marlin built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@hexed notch wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tranquil wyvern walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@carmine cairn let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@wet merlin was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @wet merlin suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @wet merlin tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@steel sentinel wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@carmine cairn took aim at @waxen marlin from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @waxen marlin used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @waxen marlin died.

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A witch prophesized that @hexed notch would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@hexed notch started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @hexed notch decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@wet merlin told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @wet merlin died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn pumped @steel sentinel full of lead. No one was hurt, but @steel sentinel's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@carmine cairn learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @carmine cairn died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @balmy tinsel
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @dire night, @daring jasper, @long vine, @misty gust, @proud lava, @urban fog, @jovial fractal, @steel sentinel, @stray trench, and @twin estuary
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@long vine found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@daring jasper placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Venus Magnum.

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@raw moss became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @dire night had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @raw moss's suffering. @raw moss died.

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@dire night was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @dire night died.

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@daring jasper was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @daring jasper died.

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@misty gust pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @misty gust died.

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@twin estuary aimed a Last Prism beam at @urban fog, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@carmine cairn drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@urban fog wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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Santa Claus asked @twin estuary what they wanted for Christmas. @twin estuary replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@carmine cairn was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@proud lava started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@steel sentinel "borrowed" @long vine's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @long vine's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @steel sentinel could return it.

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@proud lava dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @stray trench, but @stray trench simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @steel sentinel walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@twin estuary learned all of @urban fog's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@urban fog fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @urban fog died.

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After eating supper together, @long vine betrayed @jovial fractal in exchange for 30 silver coins. @jovial fractal died.

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@stray trench wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @twin estuary wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @stray trench killed the Traveling Merchant first. @stray trench died.

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@twin estuary found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @twin estuary died.

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@steel sentinel rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@long vine started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @twin estuary
150 points go to 5th place: @stray trench
150 points go to 6th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @misty gust
100 points go to 10th place: @daring jasper

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @dire night, @oak temple, @long vine, @misty gust, @echo phoenix, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @full sierra, @sinful roost, and @twin estuary
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@carmine cairn put two forward slashes in front of @dire night and commented them out of existence. @dire night died.

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@long vine brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @long vine died.

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@raw moss invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@oak temple wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@misty gust turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @misty gust died.

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@proud lava did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@proud lava tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @proud lava died.

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@echo phoenix took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @sinful roost saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @echo phoenix stabbed them in the back. @sinful roost died.

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@raw moss sang a song to try to impress @steel sentinel, @oak temple, and @carmine cairn. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@full sierra found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@twin estuary went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @twin estuary died.

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@full sierra chased @echo phoenix with their Christmas Tree Sword. @echo phoenix tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @full sierra. @echo phoenix died.

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@carmine cairn started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@oak temple opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @oak temple's neck. @oak temple died.

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@full sierra was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @full sierra died.

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@steel sentinel looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@steel sentinel practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @full sierra
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @echo phoenix
100 points go to 7th place: @twin estuary
100 points go to 8th place: @sinful roost
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @misty gust

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @dire night, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @full sierra, @weak island, @arctic temple, @hidden hearth, and @signal minnow
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@raw moss appeared to be taking a group picture of @arctic temple, @full sierra, and @weak island. @raw moss's selfie turned out great!

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@dire night went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @dire night died.

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@signal minnow tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@urban fog was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @urban fog died.

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@steel sentinel was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@weak island made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @weak island died.

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@arctic temple saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @arctic temple died.

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@hidden hearth's face was scorched off after @carmine cairn took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @hidden hearth died.

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@full sierra went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @full sierra died.

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@signal minnow saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @signal minnow died.

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@carmine cairn tried to high-five @steel sentinel, but @steel sentinel went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@raw moss was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss huddled around @steel sentinel to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @steel sentinel's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@steel sentinel passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@steel sentinel put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @steel sentinel whole. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn literally impeached @raw moss by squashing them under a giant peach. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @full sierra
150 points go to 6th place: @hidden hearth
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @dire night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Apr 4, 2026, 1:41 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 4, 2026, 2:25 AM

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weak island Apr 4, 2026, 2:36 AM

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exotic saddle Apr 4, 2026, 2:55 AM

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tulip beacon Apr 4, 2026, 3:15 AM

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signal minnow Apr 4, 2026, 4:18 AM

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urban fog Apr 4, 2026, 4:24 AM

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soft lark Apr 4, 2026, 4:26 AM

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flat shale Apr 4, 2026, 4:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @flat shale, @raw moss, @soft lark, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @weak island, @arctic temple, @fervent quiver, @tulip beacon, @hidden hearth, and @signal minnow
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@raw moss caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @raw moss died.

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@exotic saddle drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@urban fog got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@urban fog stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @urban fog died.

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@flat shale fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @weak island and @signal minnow to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@soft lark used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@fervent quiver thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@flat shale and @weak island were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @flat shale suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @weak island turned around to look. @weak island died.

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@arctic temple discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @arctic temple died.

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@carmine cairn saw @fervent quiver standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @fervent quiver died.

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@tulip beacon's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @tulip beacon to notice them. @tulip beacon died.

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@hidden hearth put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @hidden hearth died.

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@soft lark spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@carmine cairn discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@soft lark tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @soft lark died.

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@signal minnow saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@signal minnow used an Inferno Fork to eat. @flat shale thought they didn't notice, but @signal minnow just really likes spicy food.

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@flat shale got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @flat shale died.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @carmine cairn die

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @signal minnow was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@signal minnow brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@carmine cairn blew @signal minnow to bits using an exploding bed. @signal minnow died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @signal minnow
250 points go to 3rd place: @flat shale
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @hidden hearth
150 points go to 6th place: @tulip beacon
100 points go to 7th place: @fervent quiver
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @weak island
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@uneven grove found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@versed crow dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @glacial totem fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@mossy jolt, @waxen marlin, and @urban fog worked on a group project, but it looked like @mossy jolt was doing most of the work.

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@glacial totem was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @long vine's Star Cannon. @glacial totem died.

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@misty gust performed an interpretive dance for @outer heron and @signal minnow as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@outer heron tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @outer heron died.

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@signal minnow built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@pastel timber merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@versed crow got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @versed crow died.

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@mossy jolt headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@waxen marlin heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @waxen marlin stopped because their voice became horse.

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@long vine tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @long vine died.

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@uneven grove consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@misty gust went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @misty gust died.

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@signal minnow silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @waxen marlin's back, which then integrated itself into @waxen marlin's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@mossy jolt stole @urban fog's lemons. @urban fog got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @mossy jolt's house down.

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@urban fog forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @urban fog died.

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@signal minnow insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @waxen marlin insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @waxen marlin, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @waxen marlin died.

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@mossy jolt was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @mossy jolt died.

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@uneven grove tried to get @pastel timber to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @uneven grove died.

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@pastel timber accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @pastel timber died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @signal minnow
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 4th place: @mossy jolt
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @misty gust
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @versed crow
100 points go to 10th place: @outer heron

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@livid shuttle trapped @pastel timber in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @pastel timber managed to escape regardless.

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@long vine tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@outer heron made some scary noises in the dark. @hidden hearth sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @outer heron died.

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@misty gust started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@hardy patio tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@near mortar decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@urban fog tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@soft lark hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@soft lark was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @soft lark died.

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@amber ermine forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @amber ermine died.

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@misty gust was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @misty gust died.

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@urban fog was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @urban fog died.

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@hidden hearth was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@hardy patio and @pastel timber strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @hardy patio suggested using cover against them. @pastel timber recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@hardy patio went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @hardy patio died.

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@near mortar recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@pastel timber, @livid shuttle and @near mortar played hot potato with a grenade. @near mortar forgot to pass it on. @near mortar died.

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@long vine decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@long vine used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@pastel timber and @hidden hearth had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@livid shuttle was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@hidden hearth carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @hidden hearth died.

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@livid shuttle hadn't seen @long vine in a long time, and missed them. @long vine aimed a Sniper Rifle at @livid shuttle from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel timber started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @long vine over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@long vine watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@pastel timber killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@pastel timber tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @pastel timber died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @hidden hearth
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @misty gust
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @soft lark

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@soft lark teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@turbid skiff wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@tranquil wyvern smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@trail loom tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@long vine used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@outer heron moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @outer heron died.

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@supple tendon was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @soft lark found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @soft lark was trapped for all eternity. @soft lark died.

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@abstract thunder and @livid shuttle discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@lime creek was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@pastel timber ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@pastel timber painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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A Martian Probe spotted @livid shuttle, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @livid shuttle was too boring.

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@hexed notch somehow convinced @long vine that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @long vine died.

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@abstract thunder took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @abstract thunder died.

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@supple tendon drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@trail loom was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@tranquil wyvern just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@turbid skiff pickpocketed @lime creek, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@supple tendon, @livid shuttle, and @trail loom made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@livid shuttle tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @livid shuttle died.

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@true wren used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@hexed notch listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @hexed notch saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@pastel timber started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@tranquil wyvern was cornered by @turbid skiff, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@turbid skiff and @pastel timber attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@supple tendon tricked @lime creek into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @lime creek died.

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@supple tendon read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @supple tendon died.

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@hexed notch forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@turbid skiff was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @turbid skiff died.

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@pastel timber sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@trail loom wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @true wren on a spit. @true wren died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @trail loom
500 points go to 2nd place: @true wren
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @supple tendon
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

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@pastel timber used a Laser Drill to literally bore @outer heron to death. @outer heron died.

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@jovial fractal had a dirty mind. Then @near mortar sprayed @jovial fractal's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @jovial fractal died.

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@true wren transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@supple tendon tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@abstract thunder was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @abstract thunder died.

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@near mortar tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@supple tendon started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@tranquil wyvern felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @pastel timber took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@jolly swift started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@near mortar kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @near mortar was flattened by a road roller. @near mortar died.

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@trail loom tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @pastel timber, but they were in broad daylight.

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@jolly swift was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@tranquil wyvern disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@trail loom adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @pastel timber wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @trail loom all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@supple tendon didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @supple tendon died.

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@trail loom shot their Piranha Gun to the left of @pastel timber just to scare them. @pastel timber heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@jolly swift hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @jolly swift could pull it to shore.

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@tranquil wyvern used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@trail loom attacked @jolly swift with a Legendary Zenith, but @jolly swift's pen was mightier. @trail loom died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @jolly swift!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @jolly swift
500 points go to 2nd place: @trail loom
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @supple tendon
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @jovial fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @outer heron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @dire night, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @supple tendon, @echo phoenix, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @jovial fractal, @weak island, and @lime creek
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The fighting begins again!

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The moon hit @dire night's eye like a big pizza pie. @dire night died.

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@echo phoenix challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @echo phoenix died.

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@jovial fractal baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @jovial fractal died.

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@supple tendon was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@weak island started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@tranquil wyvern started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@weak island made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @weak island died.

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@fiery belfry declared war against @hexed notch because they didn't like something @hexed notch said in their AMA.

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@lime creek added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@supple tendon swung a White Phaseblade at @hexed notch and missed. However, @hexed notch acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @supple tendon to receive a yellow card.

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@lime creek found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@lime creek discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @lime creek died.

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@fiery belfry got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@tranquil wyvern fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @steel sentinel, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @fiery belfry's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @fiery belfry died.

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Poor @jolly swift. @jolly swift keeps getting pinged over and over again. @jolly swift is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @jolly swift. @jolly swift. @jolly swift.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to deal a finishing blow to @supple tendon, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@steel sentinel was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@supple tendon got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @supple tendon died.

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@hexed notch accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@hexed notch got burninated by Tim. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @steel sentinel felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@pastel timber huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @steel sentinel also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@tranquil wyvern thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@tranquil wyvern found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@jolly swift and @steel sentinel found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@pastel timber ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @pastel timber, @jolly swift broke their fall with their own body. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@steel sentinel tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@pastel timber found some Diamond Ore. @steel sentinel quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@pastel timber started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @pastel timber is still slurping that noodle.

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@steel sentinel learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@steel sentinel huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@pastel timber started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @supple tendon
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @weak island
100 points go to 10th place: @jovial fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Apr 4, 2026, 1:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 4, 2026, 1:40 PM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

outer heron Apr 4, 2026, 1:42 PM

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