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gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 3:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @undone notch, @scarlet wasp, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @silent hornet, @terse ferry, @steel sentinel, @granite pier, @waxen marlin, and @balmy bridge
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@empty ocean played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @empty ocean died.

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@scarlet wasp hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @scarlet wasp died.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@long vine was eaten by a tree. @long vine died.

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@balmy bridge took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@silent hornet became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @silent hornet died.

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@terse ferry tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @terse ferry died.

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@granite pier didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @granite pier died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@carmine cairn drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@waxen marlin was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @waxen marlin died.

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A zombie snuck up on @balmy bridge and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @balmy bridge died.

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@steel sentinel made some Synonym Rolls for @jolly swift and @carmine cairn. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@undone notch summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@tranquil wyvern equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @undone notch into approaching. @tranquil wyvern then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @undone notch with two Sniper Rifle shots. @undone notch died.

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@jolly swift decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tranquil wyvern kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tranquil wyvern red. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@steel sentinel tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@jolly swift followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @undone notch
150 points go to 6th place: @balmy bridge
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 9th place: @terse ferry
100 points go to 10th place: @silent hornet

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undone notch Apr 1, 2026, 3:37 PM

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empty ocean Apr 1, 2026, 4:06 PM

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jolly swift Apr 1, 2026, 4:11 PM

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urban fog Apr 1, 2026, 4:24 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 1, 2026, 4:26 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @undone notch, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @velvet gate, @silent hornet, @small sphinx, @urban fog, @weak island, @waxen marlin, and @balmy bridge
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@jolly swift stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@empty ocean tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @empty ocean died.

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@undone notch drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @undone notch died.

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@slender quarry learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @slender quarry died.

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@silent hornet was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@weak island donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@long vine sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @long vine died.

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@velvet gate tried to get @urban fog to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @velvet gate died.

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@carmine cairn got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@soft lark, @balmy bridge, and @raw moss formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@silent hornet realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @silent hornet died.

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@small sphinx equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @small sphinx died.

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@urban fog was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@soft lark found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@weak island summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @weak island died.

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@waxen marlin used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @balmy bridge tested this theory on @waxen marlin, who bounced, and ended up being right. @waxen marlin died.

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@jolly swift thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@balmy bridge developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @balmy bridge. @balmy bridge died.

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@soft lark sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @soft lark died.

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@tranquil wyvern started riding a Unicorn. @raw moss chased @tranquil wyvern while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@jolly swift skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn spun around in a full circle and shot @tranquil wyvern with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@carmine cairn summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@carmine cairn pickpocketed @raw moss, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@carmine cairn started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@raw moss tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@carmine cairn told @raw moss a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 6th place: @balmy bridge
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @small sphinx

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tranquil wyvern Apr 1, 2026, 5:14 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 1, 2026, 5:20 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @undone notch, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @turbid swan, @exotic saddle, and @urban fog
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@undone notch wanted to start a band, and recruited @empty ocean as their keyboard player. @empty ocean showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@empty ocean attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @empty ocean died.

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@raw moss drew swords on the ground. @undone notch started stomping all over them. Furious, @raw moss picked one up and stabbed @undone notch with it.. @undone notch died.

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@turbid swan threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@jolly swift drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@tranquil wyvern fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@long vine was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@carmine cairn started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@raw moss wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@maiden walrus tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @maiden walrus died.

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@exotic saddle befriended @urban fog by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@exotic saddle swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @exotic saddle died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@urban fog was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @urban fog died.

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@turbid swan declared war on emus. The emus won. @turbid swan died.

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@raw moss sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@jolly swift felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@jolly swift decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@tranquil wyvern fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@jolly swift tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid swan
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @undone notch

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raw moss Apr 1, 2026, 5:38 PM

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jolly swift Apr 1, 2026, 5:44 PM

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carmine cairn Apr 1, 2026, 6:16 PM

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turbid swan Apr 1, 2026, 6:30 PM

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rich gull Apr 1, 2026, 6:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 7:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @rich gull, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @turbid swan, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @teal badge, and @waxen marlin
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@raw moss modified @jolly swift's Bone Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @jolly swift was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @jolly swift died.

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@urban fog tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@maiden walrus forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @maiden walrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @turbid swan and @teal badge.

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@proud lava thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @proud lava died.

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@exotic saddle ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @urban fog turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @urban fog died.

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@teal badge hadn't seen @tranquil wyvern in a long time, and missed them. @tranquil wyvern aimed a Sniper Rifle at @teal badge from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @teal badge died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @waxen marlin saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @raw moss stabbed them in the back. @waxen marlin died.

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@carmine cairn made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@turbid swan found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@tranquil wyvern lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@rich gull's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @rich gull died.

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@turbid swan forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @turbid swan died.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@raw moss wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@tranquil wyvern built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@raw moss aimed a spinning toy at @carmine cairn, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@carmine cairn had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Sandgun. Obviously, this failed.

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@raw moss somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid swan
150 points go to 5th place: @rich gull
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @teal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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maiden walrus Apr 1, 2026, 7:39 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @oak temple, @amber ermine, @maiden walrus, @turbid swan, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @balmy bridge, and @jaunty saddle
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@empty ocean managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @empty ocean found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @empty ocean died.

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@maiden walrus tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@amber ermine invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@oak temple decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @oak temple died.

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@amber ermine and @carmine cairn decided to play catch with a Iron Shortsword. @amber ermine missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @amber ermine died.

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@jaunty saddle stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@maiden walrus got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @maiden walrus died.

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@urban fog decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@balmy bridge was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@turbid swan tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@turbid swan was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @turbid swan died.

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@carmine cairn tried to destroy @urban fog by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@exotic saddle was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog emerged from a tree stump and scolded @balmy bridge for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @balmy bridge was still holding an axe. @urban fog died.

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@balmy bridge was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @balmy bridge died.

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@raw moss invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@jaunty saddle tried to launch a poison dart frog at @raw moss through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @jaunty saddle has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @jaunty saddle died.

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@carmine cairn tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jaunty saddle
150 points go to 4th place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid swan
100 points go to 8th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @oak temple

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @daring jasper, @maiden walrus, @amber ermine, @misty gust, @turbid swan, @dense sigil, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @teal badge, @grizzled canopy, @wide wharf, and @balmy bridge
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@daring jasper wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @daring jasper died.

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@maiden walrus tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @maiden walrus died.

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@amber ermine realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Chain Gun.

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While examining a strange emblem, @misty gust accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @misty gust died.

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@balmy bridge invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@grizzled canopy got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@urban fog started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @exotic saddle forced them to put in some more effort.

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@dense sigil became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@turbid swan and @dense sigil were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @turbid swan suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @dense sigil turned around to look. @dense sigil died.

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@exotic saddle challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @exotic saddle died.

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@teal badge burned @urban fog to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @teal badge for reading books. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss rescued @grizzled canopy from drowning, but in reverse. @grizzled canopy died.

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@carmine cairn had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@wide wharf was in the middle of taking a shower when @balmy bridge took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @wide wharf died.

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@balmy bridge went AFK in their gel farm. @raw moss set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @balmy bridge died.

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@carmine cairn built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@turbid swan wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@teal badge hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @raw moss's house. @raw moss started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@carmine cairn took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @raw moss and @turbid swan ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@turbid swan pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @turbid swan died.

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@teal badge made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @teal badge died.

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@raw moss entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @teal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid swan
150 points go to 5th place: @balmy bridge
150 points go to 6th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @dense sigil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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exotic saddle Apr 1, 2026, 9:38 PM

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urban fog Apr 1, 2026, 10:02 PM

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stray trench Apr 1, 2026, 10:23 PM

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fiery belfry Apr 1, 2026, 10:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @raw moss, @daring jasper, @fiery belfry, @misty gust, @turbid swan, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, and @stray trench
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@carmine cairn tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@daring jasper literally can't even. @daring jasper died.

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@misty gust discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @misty gust died.

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@raw moss was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@turbid swan cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@urban fog managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@turbid swan was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @turbid swan died.

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@deep shuttle placed chests all over the world except where @exotic saddle was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @exotic saddle died.

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@fiery belfry made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @urban fog walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@raw moss built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @urban fog was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @urban fog died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @stray trench some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @stray trench died.

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@raw moss wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@carmine cairn opportunistically attacked @deep shuttle with a Ice Sickle while their cell phone was ringing. @deep shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@fiery belfry forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@raw moss tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@carmine cairn found the Last Prism. Then @raw moss found another one, meaning that @carmine cairn's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@raw moss thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@carmine cairn fired their bow at @raw moss, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @carmine cairn gave up.

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@raw moss ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@carmine cairn was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@raw moss crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @raw moss's entire body.

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@carmine cairn splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @raw moss observed disapprovingly.

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@carmine cairn went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @carmine cairn's fault.

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@raw moss activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @stray trench
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid swan
100 points go to 9th place: @misty gust
100 points go to 10th place: @daring jasper

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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stray trench Apr 1, 2026, 10:38 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @vast orbit, @tranquil wyvern, @misty gust, @exotic saddle, @rose jewel, @steel sentinel, @stray trench, and @idle pike
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@glacial totem accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @glacial totem died.

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@vast orbit became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @vast orbit died.

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@misty gust opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@misty gust is hvinga stroker n. @misty gust died.

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@exotic saddle triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@stray trench thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@rose jewel dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @rose jewel died.

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@stray trench was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @stray trench barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @stray trench died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @tranquil wyvern died. @tranquil wyvern died. @tranquil wyvern died. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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The Wizard showed @carmine cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@idle pike used an Inferno Fork to eat. @carmine cairn thought they didn't notice, but @idle pike just really likes spicy food.

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@idle pike used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @idle pike. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @stray trench
150 points go to 6th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @misty gust
100 points go to 9th place: @vast orbit
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Apr 2, 2026, 12:24 AM

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dire night Apr 2, 2026, 12:30 AM

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dire night Apr 2, 2026, 12:31 AM

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misty gust Apr 2, 2026, 12:37 AM

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unborn patrol Apr 2, 2026, 12:41 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @shadow owl, @orchid scaffold, @dire night, @long vine, @unborn patrol, @misty gust, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @weak island, and @arctic temple
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@glacial totem chewed some gum. It made @glacial totem feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @glacial totem died.

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@orchid scaffold started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @orchid scaffold died.

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@dire night climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @dire night died.

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@long vine started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @weak island and @urban fog out.

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@misty gust gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @misty gust died.

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@urban fog was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @urban fog died.

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@weak island was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @weak island died.

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@unborn patrol forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@arctic temple was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @arctic temple died.

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@unborn patrol fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @unborn patrol died.

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@carmine cairn wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@long vine appeared to be taking a group picture of @steel sentinel, @raw moss, and @shadow owl. @long vine's selfie turned out great!

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@shadow owl tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @shadow owl died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@raw moss started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@steel sentinel tried to shoot an apple off of @long vine's head. @steel sentinel's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@raw moss became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@carmine cairn thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@steel sentinel found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @raw moss, who was out swimming that day. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @shadow owl
150 points go to 6th place: @unborn patrol
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @misty gust

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raw moss Apr 2, 2026, 1:39 AM

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dire night Apr 2, 2026, 2:28 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 2, 2026, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 2:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @dire night, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @misty gust, @small sphinx, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, and @urban fog
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@raw moss got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @raw moss died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @urban fog wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@proud lava crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @dire night laughed at them, not knowing that @proud lava was just a completionist.

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@small sphinx's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@dire night tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @dire night died.

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@tranquil wyvern heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @misty gust, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@long vine walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @long vine died.

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@misty gust tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @misty gust died.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@small sphinx was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @small sphinx died.

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@proud lava put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@urban fog was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@steel sentinel was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@carmine cairn had @proud lava lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @proud lava, this wasn't a magic show. @proud lava died.

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@steel sentinel found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@steel sentinel teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@carmine cairn offered to add a gold trim to @tranquil wyvern's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@urban fog tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 5th place: @proud lava
150 points go to 6th place: @small sphinx
100 points go to 7th place: @misty gust
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @dire night
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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exotic saddle Apr 2, 2026, 2:39 AM

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dire night Apr 2, 2026, 2:48 AM

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shadow owl Apr 2, 2026, 2:53 AM

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weak island Apr 2, 2026, 2:53 AM

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urban fog Apr 2, 2026, 2:55 AM

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molten verge Apr 2, 2026, 3:19 AM

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soft lark Apr 2, 2026, 3:22 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 2, 2026, 3:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @shadow owl, @soft lark, @dire night, @misty gust, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @weak island, and @molten verge
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@shadow owl iwwegawy owoed to @dire night and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @shadow owl died.

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@urban fog planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@steel sentinel and @weak island relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@misty gust saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @dire night's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @dire night died.

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@misty gust accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @misty gust died.

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@molten verge covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@exotic saddle started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @exotic saddle died.

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@molten verge modified @urban fog's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @urban fog was never seen again. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn pulled out their Tin Shortsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @carmine cairn pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@weak island called @soft lark a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @weak island died.

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@molten verge was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @molten verge died.

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@soft lark and @steel sentinel farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@soft lark was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @soft lark died.

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@carmine cairn tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@carmine cairn combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @steel sentinel to death. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @soft lark
150 points go to 4th place: @molten verge
150 points go to 5th place: @weak island
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @misty gust
100 points go to 9th place: @dire night
100 points go to 10th place: @shadow owl

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misty gust Apr 2, 2026, 4:13 AM

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signal minnow Apr 2, 2026, 4:15 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 2, 2026, 4:20 AM

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unkempt osprey Apr 2, 2026, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 4:25 AM

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long vine Apr 2, 2026, 4:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unkempt osprey, @soft lark, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @misty gust, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, and @signal minnow
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@soft lark has fallen, and they can't get up. @soft lark died.

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@tranquil wyvern started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@long vine tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @long vine died.

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@urban fog ran out of bullets while fighting @misty gust, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @misty gust died.

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@steel sentinel joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@signal minnow tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@unkempt osprey hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@waxen marlin finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@signal minnow was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @signal minnow died.

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@unkempt osprey confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@tranquil wyvern knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@tranquil wyvern hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @unkempt osprey's eye sockets. @unkempt osprey died.

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@steel sentinel met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @steel sentinel ended up completely fine.

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@carmine cairn practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @misty gust
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @soft lark

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urban fog Apr 2, 2026, 4:49 AM

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spark storm Apr 2, 2026, 4:54 AM

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daring jasper Apr 2, 2026, 4:57 AM

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waxen marlin Apr 2, 2026, 5:09 AM

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shadow owl Apr 2, 2026, 5:16 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 2, 2026, 5:26 AM

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unkempt osprey Apr 2, 2026, 5:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @shadow owl, @spark storm, @unkempt osprey, @daring jasper, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @hardy patio, and @waxen marlin
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@spark storm started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@long vine tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @long vine died.

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@urban fog forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@waxen marlin recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@carmine cairn complained to @shadow owl that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@hardy patio started blocking @steel sentinel's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@unkempt osprey cornered @daring jasper at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @daring jasper started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@waxen marlin released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @waxen marlin, but it was very satisfying.

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@steel sentinel damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@carmine cairn relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@spark storm poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@hardy patio accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @hardy patio allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@urban fog shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @urban fog's face. @urban fog died.

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@shadow owl spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@waxen marlin accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @waxen marlin died.

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@daring jasper used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @daring jasper died.

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@spark storm tried to explain to @carmine cairn that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @carmine cairn countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @spark storm died.

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@hardy patio was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@unkempt osprey used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @unkempt osprey died.

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@carmine cairn told @hardy patio a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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While exploring the Jungle, @hardy patio needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @hardy patio. @hardy patio died.

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@steel sentinel took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@shadow owl used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @shadow owl died.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@carmine cairn's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @shadow owl
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @spark storm
100 points go to 7th place: @daring jasper
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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@spark storm went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @spark storm's canvas.

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@honest pine stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @honest pine died.

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@tight nymph recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@urban fog was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @urban fog died.

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@steel sentinel stopped a meteor from crushing @livid shuttle and @brave shore with their own body. @steel sentinel died.

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@livid shuttle went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @livid shuttle died.

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@shadow owl fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @shadow owl died.

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@unkempt osprey used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@spark storm fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@tight nymph tried to throw a Ghastly Glaive at @hexed notch before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@pastel timber opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@spark storm walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @spark storm died.

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@brave shore was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@tight nymph was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @tight nymph died.

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@hexed notch was dunked on by @hardy patio. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@hexed notch went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @hexed notch died.

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@hardy patio used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @hardy patio died.

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@pastel timber underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @pastel timber died.

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@brave shore tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@unkempt osprey accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@unkempt osprey found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @brave shore died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @unkempt osprey
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tight nymph
100 points go to 7th place: @spark storm
100 points go to 8th place: @shadow owl
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

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@livid shuttle invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@fiery belfry and @tranquil wyvern had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@amber ermine picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @amber ermine died.

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@tight nymph tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @tight nymph died.

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@urban fog tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @urban fog died.

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@hardy patio felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@waxen marlin thought they assassinated @pastel timber, but it was just @waxen marlin in disguise. Huh? @waxen marlin died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @raw moss was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@fiery belfry warned @unkempt osprey not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @unkempt osprey trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @dusky gull's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@hardy patio held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@livid shuttle made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@raw moss and @pastel timber played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@tranquil wyvern fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@livid shuttle stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @raw moss decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@tranquil wyvern hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @tranquil wyvern could pull it to shore.

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@pastel timber aimed a Last Prism beam at @unkempt osprey, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@hardy patio was furious at @dusky gull for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @hardy patio's special someone!

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @dusky gull's. @dusky gull died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@raw moss failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@fiery belfry was vehicularly manslaughtered by @hardy patio's minecart. @fiery belfry died.

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@pastel timber tied up @raw moss and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @raw moss to die. However, @raw moss managed to escape from their bonds.

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@tranquil wyvern drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @hardy patio died.

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@pastel timber was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @pastel timber died.

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@unkempt osprey joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @unkempt osprey died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @dusky gull
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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@amber ermine watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@long vine invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@raw moss tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @raw moss died.

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@unkempt osprey's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @unkempt osprey sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@novel summit wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@unkempt osprey was looking kind of dumb after @proper wedge's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @unkempt osprey died.

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@proper wedge discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @proper wedge died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@waxen marlin sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@long vine discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @amber ermine died.

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@uneven grove stole @pastel timber's lemons. @pastel timber got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @uneven grove's house down.

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@waxen marlin thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @waxen marlin's potions with Red Potions. @waxen marlin died.

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@uneven grove blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @uneven grove's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@novel summit shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @novel summit's head. @novel summit died.

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@tranquil wyvern used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@pastel timber popped @uneven grove by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @uneven grove died.

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@pastel timber launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@tranquil wyvern made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@pastel timber was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @pastel timber died.

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 4th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 5th place: @waxen marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @fresh trout, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @lapis python, and @velvet ember
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@hardy patio used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@soft lark curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @soft lark in half. @soft lark died.

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@amber ermine was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@fiery belfry made some scary noises in the dark. @long vine sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @fiery belfry died.

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@waxen marlin tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @fresh trout and @azure sundial, who did not approve of gambling.

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@azure sundial swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @azure sundial died.

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@amber ermine tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @livid shuttle walked out the door.

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@velvet ember threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @fresh trout would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @fresh trout died.

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@hardy patio touched @lapis python's gun without permission. @hardy patio died.

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@waxen marlin went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @livid shuttle had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@livid shuttle bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @livid shuttle was blown to smithereens. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@hexed notch tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift and @lapis python had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@velvet ember promised to @long vine that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@velvet ember threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@long vine contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@jolly swift was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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A monkey dramatically raised @velvet ember up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @velvet ember off said cliff. @velvet ember died.

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@lapis python summoned a solar eclipse while @tranquil wyvern was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @lapis python died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank sand for 10 hours. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@long vine wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@jolly swift was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@jolly swift was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @long vine with its horns. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @jolly swift!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @jolly swift
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @lapis python
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet ember
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

jolly swift Apr 2, 2026, 11:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 11:39 AM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Apr 2, 2026, 11:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 11:40 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Apr 2, 2026, 11:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 11:47 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Apr 2, 2026, 11:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 11:49 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

arctic temple Apr 2, 2026, 12:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 12:08 PM

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Apr 2, 2026, 12:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 12:16 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel oar Apr 2, 2026, 12:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 12:19 PM

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@pastel oar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

near mortar Apr 2, 2026, 12:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 12:42 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

slender quarry Apr 2, 2026, 12:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 12:51 PM

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@slender quarry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dire night Apr 2, 2026, 1:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 1:00 PM

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@dire night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

misty gust Apr 2, 2026, 1:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 1:08 PM

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@misty gust, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber Apr 2, 2026, 1:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 1:21 PM

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@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Apr 2, 2026, 1:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 1:22 PM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lapis python Apr 2, 2026, 1:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 1:23 PM

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@lapis python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weak island Apr 2, 2026, 1:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 2, 2026, 1:28 PM

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@weak island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @pastel oar, @slender quarry, @hexed notch, @dire night, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @misty gust, @pastel timber, @weak island, @waxen marlin, @lapis python, @arctic temple, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@near mortar started rallying for goblin rights.

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@pastel oar reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @pastel oar died.

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@slender quarry swung a Exotic Scimitar at @arctic temple, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@slender quarry tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @slender quarry died.

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@amber ermine drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@pastel timber and @misty gust ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@dire night dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @dire night is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@dire night took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @dire night died.

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@jolly swift angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@weak island decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@waxen marlin used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@long vine blew @amber ermine to bits using an exploding bed. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@weak island and @misty gust got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @misty gust. @misty gust died.

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@weak island ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @weak island died.

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@waxen marlin hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @waxen marlin died.

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@pastel timber found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@tranquil wyvern was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@arctic temple mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@pastel timber needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@long vine used the power of Flex Tape to stick @arctic temple in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @arctic temple's suffering to a swift end. @arctic temple died.

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@jolly swift spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@near mortar was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @near mortar died.

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@hexed notch tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@tranquil wyvern obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@lapis python tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @lapis python died.

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@tranquil wyvern's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @long vine, but they were in broad daylight.

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@long vine dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @jolly swift fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@pastel timber boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @pastel timber died.

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@hexed notch died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @hexed notch died.