#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 185

gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:38 PM

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@steel sentinel stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@carmine cairn wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@tranquil wyvern put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@carmine cairn saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@raw moss was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @steel sentinel stopped them in time.

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@carmine cairn killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@raw moss went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@carmine cairn realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@steel sentinel was walked on by a Martian Walker. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@raw moss tried to save @carmine cairn's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @raw moss died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 7th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @molten verge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 31, 2026, 4:41 PM

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urban fog Mar 31, 2026, 4:46 PM

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turbid swan Mar 31, 2026, 4:46 PM

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waxen marlin Mar 31, 2026, 4:46 PM

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uneven grove Mar 31, 2026, 5:12 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 31, 2026, 5:13 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 31, 2026, 5:20 PM

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hexed notch Mar 31, 2026, 5:24 PM

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pastel timber Mar 31, 2026, 5:27 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 5:28 PM

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stray trench Mar 31, 2026, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 5:30 PM

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stray trench Mar 31, 2026, 5:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @turbid swan, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @stray trench, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@turbid swan opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @turbid swan's neck. @turbid swan died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @hexed notch tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@urban fog thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @urban fog died.

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@raw moss headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @tranquil wyvern had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@waxen marlin got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @livid shuttle got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @waxen marlin died.

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@steel sentinel worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@livid shuttle used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @livid shuttle died.

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@uneven grove woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @carmine cairn over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@stray trench angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @stray trench's floating house. @stray trench died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @uneven grove engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @uneven grove blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @uneven grove died.

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@hexed notch's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber asked for @tranquil wyvern's autograph. At first, @tranquil wyvern was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@raw moss made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@steel sentinel had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@carmine cairn became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@tranquil wyvern ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @tranquil wyvern's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@raw moss ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@pastel timber tried to attack @carmine cairn by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@carmine cairn fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@steel sentinel visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @steel sentinel thought her hands were more interesting.

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@raw moss accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@steel sentinel somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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While playing at the beach, @raw moss buried @steel sentinel in the sand. It took @steel sentinel several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@raw moss started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 31, 2026, 5:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 31, 2026, 5:51 PM

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rose jewel Mar 31, 2026, 5:59 PM

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glacial totem Mar 31, 2026, 6:00 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 31, 2026, 6:01 PM

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subtle gorge Mar 31, 2026, 6:15 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 6:24 PM

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empty ocean Mar 31, 2026, 6:31 PM

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urban fog Mar 31, 2026, 6:38 PM

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signal minnow Mar 31, 2026, 6:45 PM

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tulip beacon Mar 31, 2026, 6:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 7:30 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 7:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 7:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @tulip beacon, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @glacial totem died.

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@signal minnow decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@steel sentinel, @tranquil wyvern, and @empty ocean formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@tulip beacon fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@urban fog struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@empty ocean wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @empty ocean died.

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@carmine cairn hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@subtle gorge accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @subtle gorge died.

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@rose jewel put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @rose jewel died.

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@urban fog went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @urban fog died.

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@tranquil wyvern began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@carmine cairn saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@steel sentinel turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @steel sentinel died.

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@tulip beacon died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tulip beacon was revived.

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Santa Claus asked @signal minnow what they wanted for Christmas. @signal minnow replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@signal minnow trapped @tulip beacon in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@tulip beacon gave @raw moss a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @raw moss gave @tulip beacon a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @tulip beacon died.

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@signal minnow tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @signal minnow died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@carmine cairn pointed a wooden wand at @raw moss and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@raw moss constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @carmine cairn by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @raw moss's positioning was a bit off. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @tulip beacon
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 10th place: @empty ocean

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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dire night Mar 31, 2026, 7:38 PM

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raw moss Mar 31, 2026, 7:39 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 31, 2026, 7:44 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 31, 2026, 7:54 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 31, 2026, 8:01 PM

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glacial totem Mar 31, 2026, 8:20 PM

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turbid swan Mar 31, 2026, 8:24 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 8:26 PM

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wide wharf Mar 31, 2026, 8:29 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

urban fog Mar 31, 2026, 8:42 PM

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stray trench Mar 31, 2026, 8:53 PM

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teal badge Mar 31, 2026, 9:08 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 9:20 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @turbid swan, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @teal badge, @grizzled canopy, @stray trench, and @wide wharf
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem threw a snowball at @raw moss. To counter this, @raw moss threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @glacial totem died.

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@dire night was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @dire night died.

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@steel sentinel received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@wide wharf stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@turbid swan was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @turbid swan died.

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@urban fog started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@tranquil wyvern had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @urban fog was caught in the crossfire. @urban fog died.

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@teal badge trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @teal badge suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @teal badge died.

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@steel sentinel lured @grizzled canopy into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @grizzled canopy's dust allergy! @grizzled canopy died.

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@tranquil wyvern flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@stray trench put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @stray trench whole. @stray trench died.

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@raw moss tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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While streaming a fitness game, @tranquil wyvern accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@raw moss traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @wide wharf. @wide wharf died.

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@carmine cairn held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@tranquil wyvern called @carmine cairn on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@raw moss found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@raw moss tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@carmine cairn killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@steel sentinel found some Diamond Ore. @carmine cairn quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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Out of boredom, @steel sentinel used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@carmine cairn calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@carmine cairn stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wide wharf
150 points go to 6th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @teal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @turbid swan

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 31, 2026, 9:41 PM

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stray trench Mar 31, 2026, 9:42 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 31, 2026, 9:48 PM

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turbid swan Mar 31, 2026, 10:00 PM

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unkempt osprey Mar 31, 2026, 10:00 PM

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long vine Mar 31, 2026, 10:05 PM

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urban fog Mar 31, 2026, 10:14 PM

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teal badge Mar 31, 2026, 10:14 PM

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arctic temple Mar 31, 2026, 10:25 PM

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fiery belfry Mar 31, 2026, 10:30 PM

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unkempt osprey Mar 31, 2026, 10:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @turbid swan, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @teal badge, @stray trench, and @arctic temple
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@long vine started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@turbid swan tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @turbid swan is now bald.

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@urban fog lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @urban fog died.

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@teal badge accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@steel sentinel stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @steel sentinel died.

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@stray trench, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@stray trench ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @stray trench died.

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@turbid swan wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @arctic temple killed them. @arctic temple died.

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@turbid swan accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @turbid swan died.

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@teal badge gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @teal badge died.

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@unkempt osprey was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @unkempt osprey died.

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@fiery belfry dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @teal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid swan
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 8th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 31, 2026, 10:40 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 31, 2026, 10:45 PM

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long vine Mar 31, 2026, 10:57 PM

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arctic temple Mar 31, 2026, 11:00 PM

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urban fog Mar 31, 2026, 11:01 PM

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rose jewel Mar 31, 2026, 11:05 PM

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dire night Mar 31, 2026, 11:12 PM

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weak island Mar 31, 2026, 11:20 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 11:27 PM

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mint lynx Mar 31, 2026, 11:56 PM

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bb!register

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near mortar Apr 1, 2026, 12:19 AM

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unkempt osprey Apr 1, 2026, 12:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@mint lynx, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @dire night, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @weak island, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @near mortar
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@mint lynx summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @mint lynx died.

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@near mortar took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@urban fog literally impeached @dire night by squashing them under a giant peach. @dire night died.

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@exotic saddle learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@rose jewel cut a specific wire in @exotic saddle's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @exotic saddle died.

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@livid shuttle trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@rose jewel placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @rose jewel died.

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@weak island started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@unkempt osprey invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@urban fog took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @urban fog died.

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@weak island picked a fight with a goose. @weak island died.

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@arctic temple accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@livid shuttle was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @livid shuttle's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @arctic temple died.

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@near mortar fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @near mortar died.

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@long vine built a floating city and named it "England".

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@carmine cairn wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@raw moss tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@long vine invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @unkempt osprey, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @unkempt osprey died.

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@long vine tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @raw moss's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @long vine died.

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@raw moss built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@carmine cairn watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@carmine cairn murdered @raw moss by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @rose jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Apr 1, 2026, 12:38 AM

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bb!register

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urban fog Apr 1, 2026, 12:38 AM

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tranquil wyvern Apr 1, 2026, 12:47 AM

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bb!register

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arctic temple Apr 1, 2026, 12:48 AM

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potent talon Apr 1, 2026, 12:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 12:53 AM

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signal minnow Apr 1, 2026, 1:00 AM

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exotic saddle Apr 1, 2026, 1:02 AM

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timber sorrel Apr 1, 2026, 1:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 1:30 AM

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empty ocean Apr 1, 2026, 1:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 1:37 AM

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mossy jolt Apr 1, 2026, 1:47 AM

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turbid swan Apr 1, 2026, 1:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 1:48 AM

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long vine Apr 1, 2026, 1:54 AM

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dire night Apr 1, 2026, 2:03 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 1, 2026, 2:17 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 1, 2026, 2:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 2:25 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @timber sorrel, @raw moss, @dire night, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @turbid swan, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @potent talon, @mossy jolt, @arctic temple, and @signal minnow
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@empty ocean kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @turbid swan had had enough, so they scooped @empty ocean to death with an ice cream spoon. @empty ocean died.

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@timber sorrel wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @timber sorrel died.

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@raw moss fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern shot @dire night to death with a finger gun. @dire night died.

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@signal minnow was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@carmine cairn accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @carmine cairn.

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@exotic saddle ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @exotic saddle died.

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@arctic temple was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@long vine tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@carmine cairn wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@fiery belfry was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @urban fog's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @urban fog died.

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@potent talon stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @potent talon died.

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@mossy jolt looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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After @mossy jolt drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @mossy jolt died.

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@arctic temple got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @arctic temple died.

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@turbid swan complained that they had no life, so @long vine used a Life Drain to take @signal minnow's life and give it to @turbid swan. @signal minnow died.

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@turbid swan accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @turbid swan died.

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@carmine cairn disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@carmine cairn found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@carmine cairn tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@long vine tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @long vine keeled over from a heart attack. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid swan
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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turbid swan Apr 1, 2026, 2:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 2:42 AM

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long vine Apr 1, 2026, 2:43 AM

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granite pier Apr 1, 2026, 2:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 2:59 AM

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signal minnow Apr 1, 2026, 3:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 3:17 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 1, 2026, 3:25 AM

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bb!register

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astral glacier Apr 1, 2026, 3:30 AM

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bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 3:57 AM

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empty ocean Apr 1, 2026, 4:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 4:06 AM

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proud lava Apr 1, 2026, 4:10 AM

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urban fog Apr 1, 2026, 4:15 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 1, 2026, 4:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Apr 1, 2026, 4:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @turbid swan, @proud lava, @astral glacier, @urban fog, @granite pier, @livid shuttle, and @signal minnow
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@empty ocean saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @empty ocean died.

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@long vine accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @long vine died.

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@turbid swan read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @turbid swan then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @turbid swan died.

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@proud lava accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @granite pier was watching. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@astral glacier used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @astral glacier died.

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@livid shuttle found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @signal minnow to check it out. @signal minnow decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@urban fog found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@urban fog had the high ground, but @granite pier just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @urban fog toppling to their doom. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn donned a Martian costume and chased @granite pier in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @granite pier died.

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@signal minnow made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@livid shuttle dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @livid shuttle died.

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Hey @signal minnow, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @signal minnow died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @signal minnow
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @granite pier
150 points go to 5th place: @urban fog
150 points go to 6th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid swan
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @empty ocean

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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daring jasper Apr 1, 2026, 4:43 AM

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empty ocean Apr 1, 2026, 4:45 AM

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unborn patrol Apr 1, 2026, 4:53 AM

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urban fog Apr 1, 2026, 4:56 AM

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gray sky Apr 1, 2026, 4:56 AM

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long vine Apr 1, 2026, 5:16 AM

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brave shore Apr 1, 2026, 5:19 AM

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carmine cairn Apr 1, 2026, 5:20 AM

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small sphinx Apr 1, 2026, 5:23 AM

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proper wedge Apr 1, 2026, 5:27 AM

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signal minnow Apr 1, 2026, 5:27 AM

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fiery belfry Apr 1, 2026, 5:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @daring jasper, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @proper wedge, @unborn patrol, @small sphinx, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @gray sky, @brave shore, and @signal minnow
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The fighting begins again!

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@signal minnow flossed their teeth with @unborn patrol's shoelaces.

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@pastel timber claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@empty ocean was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @empty ocean died.

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@brave shore and @fiery belfry had a very merry unbirthday party together. @small sphinx found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@proper wedge started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @proper wedge - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @proper wedge then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@long vine left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@carmine cairn made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @fiery belfry joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @fiery belfry died.

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@urban fog tried to use forbidden magic to erase @proper wedge from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @proper wedge die, so nothing actually happened.

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@brave shore caused @carmine cairn to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@proper wedge was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @proper wedge died.

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@unborn patrol had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @unborn patrol wasn't a pie. @unborn patrol died.

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@daring jasper looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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The Demolitionist told @small sphinx that it was a good day to die. @small sphinx thought so too. @small sphinx died.

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@pastel timber ran with scissors. @pastel timber died.

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@signal minnow found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@carmine cairn couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@daring jasper claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@urban fog ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @urban fog died.

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@gray sky went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@gray sky was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @brave shore. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @gray sky died.

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@long vine thought that @brave shore was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@carmine cairn declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @carmine cairn's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@brave shore was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @brave shore died.

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@daring jasper tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@daring jasper pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @daring jasper died.

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@long vine was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @long vine suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@signal minnow came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@signal minnow tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @signal minnow died.

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@long vine brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @daring jasper
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 9th place: @small sphinx
100 points go to 10th place: @unborn patrol

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@long vine found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@long vine and @soft lark were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @long vine fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @long vine died.

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@daring jasper shot a sand block at @potent talon with a Sandgun, but @potent talon managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@small sphinx was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @small sphinx died.

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There was a snake in @urban fog's boot! @urban fog died.

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@stray trench had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@potent talon didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @potent talon died.

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@stray trench made fun of @soft lark for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @soft lark shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @stray trench died.

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@unborn patrol tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@daring jasper and @unborn patrol fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @daring jasper won by breaking @unborn patrol's spine. @unborn patrol died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @fiery belfry spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@soft lark called @uneven grove a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @uneven grove died.

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@daring jasper explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@fiery belfry started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @fiery belfry died.

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@daring jasper became convinced that @soft lark was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @soft lark, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@soft lark drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @soft lark died.

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The Winner is @daring jasper!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @daring jasper
500 points go to 2nd place: @soft lark
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 5th place: @unborn patrol
150 points go to 6th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 9th place: @small sphinx
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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@wary vine, @long vine, @unborn patrol, @small sphinx, @lean dew, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @strong sierra, and @uneven grove
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@steel sentinel walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@long vine activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @long vine died.

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@small sphinx broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @small sphinx died.

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@lean dew got impaled by Mourning Wood. @lean dew died.

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@urban fog accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @urban fog, go jump off that cliff. @urban fog died.

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@livid shuttle suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@strong sierra made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @wary vine. @wary vine died.

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@uneven grove replaced @unborn patrol's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @unborn patrol died.

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@livid shuttle followed @strong sierra into the jungle. @livid shuttle started looking left, right and center for @strong sierra, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@uneven grove was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @uneven grove died.

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@strong sierra traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @strong sierra died.

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@steel sentinel hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@livid shuttle went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@livid shuttle went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @strong sierra
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 5th place: @unborn patrol
150 points go to 6th place: @wary vine
100 points go to 7th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @small sphinx
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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There are 14 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @scarlet wasp, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @small sphinx, @ashen spire, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @waxen marlin, @gray sky, and @livid shuttle
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@scarlet wasp fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @scarlet wasp died.

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@gray sky spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@pastel timber and @small sphinx set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@fiery belfry wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@jolly swift saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@urban fog started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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After eating supper together, @tranquil wyvern betrayed @fiery belfry in exchange for 30 silver coins. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @amber ermine alive. @amber ermine died.

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@small sphinx got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @small sphinx died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@ashen spire was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@waxen marlin threw @urban fog in the washing machine and turned it on. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @waxen marlin died.

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@azure sundial tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@gray sky sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @gray sky died.

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@jolly swift painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@pastel timber put two forward slashes in front of @livid shuttle and commented them out of existence. @livid shuttle died.

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@ashen spire was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @ashen spire died.

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@jolly swift accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @jolly swift died.

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@azure sundial equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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After partying all night, @tranquil wyvern was shot by @azure sundial in a swimming pool. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@steel sentinel 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @pastel timber to death. @pastel timber died.

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@azure sundial was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @azure sundial died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @azure sundial
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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dense sigil Apr 1, 2026, 9:57 AM

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amber ermine Apr 1, 2026, 9:58 AM

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steel sentinel Apr 1, 2026, 9:59 AM

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clever mason Apr 1, 2026, 10:16 AM

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soft lark Apr 1, 2026, 10:28 AM

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honest pine Apr 1, 2026, 10:30 AM

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@amber ermine was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@jolly swift drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@livid shuttle invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@gray sky obscured @honest pine's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @honest pine escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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The Wall of Flesh told @amber ermine that there was something stuck in their teeth. @amber ermine checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@soft lark argued with @dense sigil about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@clever mason found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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Poor @jolly swift. @jolly swift keeps getting pinged over and over again. @jolly swift is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @jolly swift. @jolly swift. @jolly swift.

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@clever mason always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @clever mason died.

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@honest pine cut through @gray sky with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern promised @dense sigil that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @dense sigil died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @steel sentinel, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @steel sentinel was too boring.

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@honest pine and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @soft lark was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@steel sentinel found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to confess their love to @honest pine, but @honest pine interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@soft lark started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@honest pine toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @honest pine died.

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@steel sentinel started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@soft lark wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @soft lark died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried hacking into @steel sentinel's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @steel sentinel's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@jolly swift dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@jolly swift tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@tranquil wyvern walked into a bar. @steel sentinel laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@tranquil wyvern started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@steel sentinel tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@jolly swift read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@tranquil wyvern stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @steel sentinel had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @jolly swift's suffering. @jolly swift died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 6th place: @dense sigil
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @clever mason
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @raw moss, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @dense sigil, @steel sentinel, @clever mason, @waxen marlin, and @livid shuttle
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@raw moss got tired of @dense sigil constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @dense sigil died.

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@clever mason sniped @fiery belfry with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @clever mason, it was opposite day. @clever mason died.

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@soft lark dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @livid shuttle's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@jolly swift took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @long vine's Rod of Discord.

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@steel sentinel entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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The Cyborg hacked into @tranquil wyvern's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@livid shuttle rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @livid shuttle with unnecessary advice.

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@steel sentinel drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @long vine was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@waxen marlin drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@waxen marlin was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @waxen marlin died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @livid shuttle. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @livid shuttle died.

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@soft lark didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @soft lark died.

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@fiery belfry used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @jolly swift took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@raw moss compressed @jolly swift until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@azure sundial thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@long vine and @steel sentinel had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@raw moss spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @long vine was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @long vine died.

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@azure sundial did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @steel sentinel, who happened to be passing by.

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@raw moss was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @raw moss dried.

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@azure sundial unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @azure sundial died.

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@steel sentinel was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@raw moss playfully poked @steel sentinel and laughed. @steel sentinel playfully poked them back with a Cobalt Naginata. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@flat shale, @raw moss, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @silent hornet, @lean dew, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @analog rapids, and @ionic willow
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@soft lark started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@steel sentinel found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@livid shuttle tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@soft lark summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @soft lark died.

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@silent hornet got burninated by Tim. @silent hornet died.

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@gray sky’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @tranquil wyvern decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @lean dew into fertilizer. @lean dew died.

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@waxen marlin's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @waxen marlin died.

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@gray sky vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @gray sky died.

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@long vine tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@livid shuttle took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@analog rapids gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @analog rapids died.

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@ionic willow went down @fiery belfry's chimney to deliver presents, but @fiery belfry's fireplace was still in use. @ionic willow died.

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@flat shale asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @flat shale died.

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@steel sentinel ripped @fiery belfry's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @fiery belfry. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@long vine went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@steel sentinel built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@raw moss shot @tranquil wyvern in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@raw moss dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @long vine, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@steel sentinel put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@raw moss found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @flat shale
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @analog rapids
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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dire night Apr 1, 2026, 12:44 PM

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long vine Apr 1, 2026, 12:49 PM

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brave shore Apr 1, 2026, 1:15 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @scarlet wasp, @raw moss, @dire night, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @maiden walrus, @silent hornet, @terse ferry, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @ionic willow
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@silent hornet tried to set up a campfire, but @dire night drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@jolly swift forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @jolly swift died.

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Rumors started spreading that @near mortar was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @near mortar.

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@gray sky used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@fiery belfry was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@scarlet wasp defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @scarlet wasp died.

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@raw moss sang a song to try to impress @ionic willow, @tranquil wyvern, and @long vine. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@carmine cairn and @brave shore attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@amber ermine opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@terse ferry became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@dire night woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @dire night died.

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@ionic willow headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@long vine fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @long vine died.

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@terse ferry constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@amber ermine was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @amber ermine died.

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@silent hornet silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @gray sky's back, which then integrated itself into @gray sky's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @maiden walrus was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @maiden walrus died.

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@silent hornet's face was scorched off after @carmine cairn took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @silent hornet died.

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@raw moss found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @raw moss headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@gray sky was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @brave shore quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@near mortar was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@ionic willow sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @ionic willow farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @ionic willow died.

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@fiery belfry got quantum-entangled with @raw moss, and used this opportunity to force @raw moss to pick their own nose.

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@terse ferry tried to strike @brave shore down, but @brave shore instead became more powerful than @terse ferry could possibly imagine.

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@raw moss tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @tranquil wyvern flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@carmine cairn had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@fiery belfry learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@steel sentinel started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@steel sentinel started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@terse ferry took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@carmine cairn took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @terse ferry. @terse ferry died.

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@fiery belfry got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@fiery belfry was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tranquil wyvern's brains. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While exploring a swamp, @carmine cairn caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @steel sentinel knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@carmine cairn blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @raw moss and @steel sentinel to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@brave shore tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @brave shore's mouth.

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@steel sentinel listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @steel sentinel saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@raw moss returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@brave shore was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel started barking like a dog while chasing @raw moss.

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@raw moss used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @terse ferry
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @undone notch, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @amber ermine, @terse ferry, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@steel sentinel kept talking, but stopped after @brave shore held up their hand. @brave shore demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@livid shuttle began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@long vine huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@undone notch declared that 64 was their favorite number. @carmine cairn wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @undone notch by stabbing them 64 times. @undone notch died.

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@amber ermine's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @amber ermine died.

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@hexed notch saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@fiery belfry used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@terse ferry looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@terse ferry had a dirty mind. Then @waxen marlin sprayed @terse ferry's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @terse ferry died.

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@waxen marlin challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @waxen marlin died.

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@long vine crafted @livid shuttle into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @fiery belfry died.

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@hexed notch picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @steel sentinel was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@carmine cairn tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@carmine cairn picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @brave shore found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @brave shore was trapped for all eternity. @brave shore died.

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@long vine was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @long vine died.

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@raw moss watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@steel sentinel ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@raw moss was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@steel sentinel found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@carmine cairn tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @terse ferry

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undone notch Apr 1, 2026, 3:21 PM

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