#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 184

carmine cairn Mar 30, 2026, 7:57 PM

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unkempt osprey Mar 30, 2026, 7:59 PM

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stray trench Mar 30, 2026, 8:01 PM

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turbid swan Mar 30, 2026, 8:17 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 30, 2026, 8:18 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 30, 2026, 8:20 PM

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dire night Mar 30, 2026, 8:22 PM

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proper wedge Mar 30, 2026, 8:27 PM

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slender quarry Mar 30, 2026, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 30, 2026, 8:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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@steel sentinel wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@grizzled canopy tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @stray trench demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @grizzled canopy by two. @grizzled canopy died.

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@slender quarry and @carmine cairn were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@turbid swan and @unkempt osprey used their Magic Mirrors at the exact same time, and both of them teleported into the exact same space. @turbid swan and @unkempt osprey died.

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@proper wedge had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @proper wedge died.

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@dire night touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@maiden walrus accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @maiden walrus died.

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 5 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @dire night, @steel sentinel, and @stray trench
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@stray trench and @slender quarry swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@dire night saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @slender quarry instead. @slender quarry died.

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@steel sentinel wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @dire night on a spit. @dire night died.

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@stray trench was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @stray trench died.

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@carmine cairn started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@steel sentinel started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@steel sentinel grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@carmine cairn tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@steel sentinel started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@carmine cairn became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @stray trench
150 points go to 4th place: @dire night
150 points go to 5th place: @slender quarry
150 points go to 6th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 9th place: @turbid swan
100 points go to 10th place: @grizzled canopy

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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dire night Mar 30, 2026, 8:36 PM

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turbid swan Mar 30, 2026, 8:36 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 30, 2026, 8:47 PM

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unkempt osprey Mar 30, 2026, 8:50 PM

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rose jewel Mar 30, 2026, 8:50 PM

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amber ermine Mar 30, 2026, 9:06 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 30, 2026, 9:11 PM

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arctic temple Mar 30, 2026, 9:15 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 30, 2026, 9:26 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 30, 2026, 9:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 30, 2026, 9:27 PM

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raw moss Mar 30, 2026, 9:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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@grizzled canopy brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @grizzled canopy died.

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @dire night, @maiden walrus, @amber ermine, @turbid swan, @rose jewel, @steel sentinel, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@raw moss was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @raw moss lived.

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@dire night went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @dire night died.

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@carmine cairn drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @steel sentinel appeared instead.

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@turbid swan, @amber ermine, and @rose jewel made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@maiden walrus started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @maiden walrus died.

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@unkempt osprey fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@amber ermine ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @amber ermine died.

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@turbid swan took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @turbid swan died.

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@arctic temple found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@arctic temple fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @arctic temple died.

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@rose jewel pointed a Shotgun at @steel sentinel and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @rose jewel looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @rose jewel died.

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@unkempt osprey put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @unkempt osprey died.

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@raw moss burst with happiness, quite literally. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@steel sentinel saw @carmine cairn standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @rose jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid swan
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @dire night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unkempt osprey Mar 30, 2026, 9:37 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 30, 2026, 9:37 PM

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amber ermine Mar 30, 2026, 9:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 30, 2026, 9:47 PM

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hardy patio Mar 30, 2026, 9:50 PM

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arctic temple Mar 30, 2026, 9:52 PM

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turbid swan Mar 30, 2026, 9:56 PM

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rose jewel Mar 30, 2026, 10:00 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 30, 2026, 10:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 30, 2026, 10:03 PM

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rare gust Mar 30, 2026, 10:21 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 30, 2026, 10:22 PM

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dire night Mar 30, 2026, 10:27 PM

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lofty saffron Mar 30, 2026, 10:28 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unkempt osprey, @dire night, @rare gust, @amber ermine, @maiden walrus, @turbid swan, @lofty saffron, @rose jewel, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @arctic temple was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@steel sentinel cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@dire night started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @dire night suddenly didn't feel so good. @dire night died.

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@carmine cairn built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@rare gust accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @rare gust died.

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@maiden walrus and @amber ermine built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@lofty saffron shot their Phoenix Blaster to the left of @amber ermine just to scare them. @amber ermine heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @amber ermine died.

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@maiden walrus wished for the ability to fly. @unkempt osprey granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @maiden walrus died.

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@rose jewel and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @rose jewel's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@turbid swan's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @turbid swan died.

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@rose jewel swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @rose jewel died.

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@arctic temple fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @arctic temple died.

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@unkempt osprey attacked @steel sentinel with a Legendary Zenith, but @steel sentinel's pen was mightier. @unkempt osprey died.

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@lofty saffron couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @lofty saffron died.

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@carmine cairn refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@steel sentinel used their embezzled funds to shred through @hardy patio with a Coin Gun. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@carmine cairn wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@steel sentinel tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@carmine cairn caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @lofty saffron
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid swan
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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exotic saddle Mar 30, 2026, 10:38 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 30, 2026, 10:41 PM

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rose jewel Mar 30, 2026, 10:46 PM

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severe spoke Mar 30, 2026, 10:59 PM

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long vine Mar 30, 2026, 11:13 PM

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arctic temple Mar 30, 2026, 11:14 PM

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urban fog Mar 30, 2026, 11:19 PM

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turbid swan Mar 30, 2026, 11:29 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 30, 2026, 11:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 30, 2026, 11:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

maiden walrus Mar 30, 2026, 11:38 PM

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empty ocean Mar 30, 2026, 11:45 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 30, 2026, 11:58 PM

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stray trench Mar 30, 2026, 11:58 PM

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dire night Mar 31, 2026, 12:03 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 31, 2026, 12:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 12:28 AM

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astral glacier Mar 31, 2026, 12:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @dire night, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @turbid swan, @exotic saddle, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @astral glacier, @steel sentinel, @severe spoke, @livid shuttle, @stray trench, @arctic temple, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@empty ocean got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@long vine managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@exotic saddle did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @empty ocean, who happened to be watching. @empty ocean died.

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@turbid swan tried to attack @rose jewel with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@steel sentinel baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@dire night wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @dire night's head. @dire night died.

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@stray trench tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@cerulean mauve opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@long vine was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @livid shuttle's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @long vine died.

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@maiden walrus found a hill and started to roll down it. @maiden walrus was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @maiden walrus died.

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@astral glacier tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@urban fog told @turbid swan to bite the dust. In response, @turbid swan took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@rose jewel paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@turbid swan was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @severe spoke's Star Cannon. @turbid swan died.

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@urban fog found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @cerulean mauve, who silenced @urban fog by filling their hiding place with water. @urban fog died.

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@carmine cairn activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@steel sentinel smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @steel sentinel used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @steel sentinel died.

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@severe spoke took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @severe spoke died.

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@stray trench had a wholesome reunion with @livid shuttle, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@rose jewel crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @stray trench. Apparently, not that many. @stray trench died.

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@astral glacier created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@cerulean mauve and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @carmine cairn tattled on them.

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@exotic saddle obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @exotic saddle never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@carmine cairn searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@arctic temple decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @arctic temple died.

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@cerulean mauve played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @cerulean mauve. @cerulean mauve died.

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@rose jewel got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @rose jewel died.

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@exotic saddle purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@livid shuttle asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@carmine cairn found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@livid shuttle screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@astral glacier joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@exotic saddle thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@exotic saddle tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @exotic saddle died.

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@livid shuttle tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@livid shuttle clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @livid shuttle died.

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@astral glacier found some soup in their fly.

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@astral glacier was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @astral glacier died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 5th place: @rose jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 9th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

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exotic saddle Mar 31, 2026, 12:39 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 31, 2026, 12:52 AM

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arctic temple Mar 31, 2026, 12:56 AM

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long vine Mar 31, 2026, 1:03 AM

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weak island Mar 31, 2026, 1:09 AM

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turbid swan Mar 31, 2026, 1:09 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 31, 2026, 1:24 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 31, 2026, 1:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@fiery belfry, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @turbid swan, @exotic saddle, @rose jewel, @urban fog, @acoustic mica, @weak island, and @arctic temple
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@maiden walrus was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @maiden walrus died.

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@rose jewel was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@turbid swan started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@arctic temple was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@long vine finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @exotic saddle caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@acoustic mica's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Green Phasesaber was nice and clean, but their Aerial Bane's string broke, and their Wand of Sparking cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@fiery belfry found @urban fog sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@turbid swan felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @turbid swan died.

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@long vine created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @long vine's artistic genius.

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@rose jewel tried to high-five @acoustic mica, but @acoustic mica went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@exotic saddle was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@exotic saddle forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @exotic saddle died.

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@fiery belfry was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@urban fog befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@acoustic mica walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@rose jewel was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @rose jewel let them be.

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@fiery belfry went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@long vine insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @rose jewel insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @rose jewel, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @rose jewel died.

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@arctic temple rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @arctic temple's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@urban fog stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @urban fog blinked first.

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@acoustic mica wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@arctic temple was briefly jumpscared by @urban fog wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @long vine is approaching @fiery belfry!

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@urban fog thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @urban fog died.

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@acoustic mica flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @acoustic mica's face off with its bare hands. @acoustic mica died.

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@weak island took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @weak island died.

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@arctic temple walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @arctic temple died.

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@long vine begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@fiery belfry found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@fiery belfry couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@long vine used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@fiery belfry found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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While @fiery belfry looked inside a Corruption chasm, @long vine pranked them by pushing them inside. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 4th place: @weak island
150 points go to 5th place: @acoustic mica
150 points go to 6th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 7th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @turbid swan
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

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long vine Mar 31, 2026, 1:41 AM

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urban fog Mar 31, 2026, 1:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 1:47 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 31, 2026, 1:55 AM

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weak island Mar 31, 2026, 1:57 AM

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turbid swan Mar 31, 2026, 2:01 AM

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granite pier Mar 31, 2026, 2:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 2:05 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 31, 2026, 2:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 2:16 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 31, 2026, 2:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 2:42 AM

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dire night Mar 31, 2026, 2:52 AM

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potent talon Mar 31, 2026, 3:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:23 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 3:25 AM

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lofty saffron Mar 31, 2026, 3:29 AM

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signal minnow Mar 31, 2026, 3:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @lofty saffron, @turbid swan, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @weak island, @potent talon, @granite pier, @livid shuttle, and @signal minnow
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@dire night tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @tranquil wyvern in disguise. @dire night died.

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@exotic saddle wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@urban fog tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @urban fog extremely rich.

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@signal minnow slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @maiden walrus's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @maiden walrus died.

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@turbid swan's booty was plundered by pirates. @turbid swan died.

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@exotic saddle was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @urban fog then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @urban fog died.

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@weak island ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @weak island died.

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@carmine cairn spiced up @potent talon's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @livid shuttle stopped because their voice became horse.

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@granite pier equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @long vine chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @granite pier's shattered corpse. @granite pier died.

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@lofty saffron started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@signal minnow "borrowed" @long vine's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @long vine's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @signal minnow could return it.

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@tranquil wyvern painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@livid shuttle looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@livid shuttle was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @livid shuttle died.

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@lofty saffron was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @lofty saffron died.

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@long vine invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@carmine cairn fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@signal minnow finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@tranquil wyvern spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@tranquil wyvern read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@signal minnow sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @signal minnow died.

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@long vine landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @long vine accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lofty saffron
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @weak island
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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long vine Mar 31, 2026, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:38 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 31, 2026, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:39 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 31, 2026, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:39 AM

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granite pier Mar 31, 2026, 3:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:43 AM

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urban fog Mar 31, 2026, 3:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:46 AM

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potent talon Mar 31, 2026, 3:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:47 AM

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signal minnow Mar 31, 2026, 3:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:55 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 31, 2026, 4:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:15 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 4:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:18 AM

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hardy patio Mar 31, 2026, 4:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:19 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 31, 2026, 4:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:20 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @potent talon, @granite pier, @livid shuttle, and @signal minnow
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The fighting begins again!

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@maiden walrus heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @maiden walrus died.

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After an intense fight, @carmine cairn was beaten by @livid shuttle in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @livid shuttle told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@potent talon decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@exotic saddle recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @exotic saddle concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@signal minnow stole @long vine's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @long vine was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@unkempt osprey started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@urban fog reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @hardy patio in a Fish costume.

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@waxen marlin watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@exotic saddle went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @exotic saddle died.

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@urban fog's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @hardy patio and @granite pier's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @urban fog died.

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@waxen marlin suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @waxen marlin died.

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@long vine tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @long vine didn't know that.

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@unkempt osprey recruited @livid shuttle as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@signal minnow used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @signal minnow then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@hardy patio drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@long vine returned to their house, only to find that @livid shuttle had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@unkempt osprey suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@potent talon couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Gold Shortsword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @potent talon's heart and brain. @potent talon died.

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@granite pier wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@granite pier tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @granite pier died.

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@carmine cairn broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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The moon hit @livid shuttle's eye like a big pizza pie. @livid shuttle died.

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@signal minnow got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @signal minnow died.

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@hardy patio set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@unkempt osprey angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @unkempt osprey died.

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@hardy patio found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@long vine and @carmine cairn were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @long vine, but left @carmine cairn alone because they smelled funny. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@hardy patio found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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potent talon Mar 31, 2026, 4:37 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:37 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Mar 31, 2026, 4:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:37 AM

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hardy patio Mar 31, 2026, 4:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:37 AM

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long vine Mar 31, 2026, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:38 AM

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soft lark Mar 31, 2026, 4:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:39 AM

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gray sky Mar 31, 2026, 4:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:49 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 31, 2026, 4:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:51 AM

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amber ermine Mar 31, 2026, 5:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 5:21 AM

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proud lava Mar 31, 2026, 5:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 5:26 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 31, 2026, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 5:29 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 5:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 5:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

astral glacier Mar 31, 2026, 5:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 5:29 AM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @soft lark, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @urban fog, @astral glacier, @hardy patio, @gray sky, and @potent talon
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @hardy patio watched the carnage from a safe distance. @long vine died.

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@proud lava came out of @amber ermine's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@tranquil wyvern sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@gray sky gave a hug to @astral glacier and almost choked them to death!

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@unkempt osprey walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@carmine cairn dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @urban fog diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@amber ermine got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @amber ermine, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava was stalking @potent talon's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @hardy patio wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @carmine cairn all of their willpower not to explain it.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @astral glacier excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@unkempt osprey trapped @urban fog in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @urban fog managed to escape regardless.

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@urban fog's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @urban fog to notice them. @urban fog died.

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@gray sky and @astral glacier discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@unkempt osprey and @gray sky played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @unkempt osprey was the chicken. @gray sky died.

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@soft lark summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @potent talon's life points directly. @potent talon died.

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@hardy patio tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@carmine cairn wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@unkempt osprey somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@soft lark huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @hardy patio also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@soft lark was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @soft lark died.

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@astral glacier brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@hardy patio started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@tranquil wyvern followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@unkempt osprey used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @unkempt osprey died.

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@astral glacier and @hardy patio spotted a Water Bolt on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@carmine cairn and @astral glacier were having a nice picnic on the beach when @hardy patio stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@astral glacier started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @astral glacier died.

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@hardy patio got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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@hexed notch, @soft lark, @unkempt osprey, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @small sphinx, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @granite pier, and @uneven grove
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@granite pier painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@proper wedge flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @proper wedge died.

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@amber ermine mistook @waxen marlin's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @amber ermine died.

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@small sphinx wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @small sphinx died.

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@gray sky was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@potent talon ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@pastel timber tickled @hexed notch from behind while they were busy sharpening their Tungsten Broadsword. @pastel timber died.

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@hardy patio comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@urban fog played rock-paper-scissors with @soft lark. @urban fog played paper. @soft lark played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @urban fog was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @urban fog died.

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@soft lark was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@unkempt osprey performed open heart surgery on @potent talon, even though @potent talon never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @potent talon died.

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@hexed notch gave @gray sky Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @gray sky died.

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@uneven grove found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@waxen marlin tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @waxen marlin died.

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@uneven grove just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@unkempt osprey and @hexed notch huddled around @granite pier to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @granite pier's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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Low on health, @granite pier hid from @soft lark by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @granite pier died.

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@uneven grove accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @uneven grove died.

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@soft lark challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @soft lark died.

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The sun burnt @hexed notch into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@hardy patio learned all of @hexed notch's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@unkempt osprey hid from @hexed notch after @hardy patio exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@hardy patio walked up to @hexed notch and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @hardy patio, that kills people! @hexed notch died.

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@unkempt osprey got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@hardy patio descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@hardy patio faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@unkempt osprey started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@unkempt osprey tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @unkempt osprey died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hardy patio!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 6th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pastel timber Mar 31, 2026, 8:23 AM

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@unkempt osprey, @soft lark, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @small sphinx, @pastel timber, @urban fog, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @hearty forum, and @uneven grove
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@uneven grove used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@pastel timber briefly considered proposing marriage to @soft lark, but married a bee instead.

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@small sphinx invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @small sphinx died.

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@urban fog purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@urban fog wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @urban fog through the wall. @urban fog died.

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@hearty forum overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@long vine hid an actuator in @waxen marlin's lunch. Later that day, @waxen marlin stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @waxen marlin died.

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@hardy patio rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@unkempt osprey found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@pastel timber tricked @hearty forum into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @hearty forum died.

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@uneven grove was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @uneven grove died.

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@soft lark stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @soft lark's ego received a small boost.

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@long vine greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@hardy patio ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @soft lark before they could say "Zoinks!" @soft lark died.

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@unkempt osprey was buried under an avalanche that @tranquil wyvern had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @unkempt osprey died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@pastel timber was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@hardy patio and @pastel timber found themselves falling from a considerable height. @hardy patio landed in a pool of water. @pastel timber did not. @pastel timber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hardy patio!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @pastel timber
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @soft lark
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @hearty forum
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban fog

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@prisma seal took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @prisma seal died.

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@long vine became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@long vine gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @long vine died.

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@pastel timber modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@urban fog was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @urban fog died.

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A witch prophesized that @proper wedge would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@unkempt osprey drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@jolly swift added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@waxen marlin saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @waxen marlin died.

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@unkempt osprey went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @unkempt osprey died.

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@proper wedge dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @proper wedge died.

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@jolly swift found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@fiery belfry wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@tranquil wyvern boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@pastel timber invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@jolly swift commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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After years of research, @pastel timber found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @pastel timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@tranquil wyvern used their Blood Butcherer to lop off @fiery belfry's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @tranquil wyvern invented golf. @fiery belfry died.

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@hardy patio found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @hardy patio pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@jolly swift kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@tranquil wyvern smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@hardy patio tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@jolly swift tried to stab @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @hardy patio caught them in time.

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@jolly swift played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hardy patio!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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@empty ocean, @honest pine, @jolly swift, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @rose jewel, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @mossy jolt, and @brave shore
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@empty ocean tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @empty ocean died.

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@fiery belfry theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@honest pine got stuck in @trail loom's Rod of Discord farm. @honest pine died.

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@waxen marlin accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @waxen marlin died.

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@rose jewel played Frisbee with @mossy jolt using a Light Disc, but @mossy jolt unfortunately didn't have five hands. @mossy jolt died.

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@tranquil wyvern decisively vanquished @brave shore through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @brave shore died.

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@rose jewel wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@livid shuttle fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@fiery belfry became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@proper wedge lulled @tranquil wyvern into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@rose jewel went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @rose jewel died.

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@unkempt osprey buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@jolly swift made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @jolly swift died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @unkempt osprey was the bartender, @trail loom was the DJ, and @proper wedge was the pinata. @proper wedge died.

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@fiery belfry pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @unkempt osprey.

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@trail loom tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@fiery belfry drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@fiery belfry hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @fiery belfry died.

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@unkempt osprey was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@trail loom ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @trail loom died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @unkempt osprey!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @unkempt osprey
500 points go to 2nd place: @trail loom
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @mossy jolt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @soft lark, @dire night, @fiery belfry, @mild wigeon, @upbeat magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @amber ermine, @small sphinx, @rose jewel, @analog karma, and @livid shuttle
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@dire night took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @dire night died.

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@mild wigeon tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @mild wigeon died.

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@small sphinx almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@long vine followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @long vine discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @long vine died.

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@hexed notch started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@maiden walrus found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @maiden walrus died.

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@amber ermine put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@fiery belfry stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@small sphinx baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @small sphinx died.

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@upbeat magnet found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@jolly swift climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tranquil wyvern and @upbeat magnet.

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@rose jewel spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @raw moss. @rose jewel died.

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@hexed notch swapped @analog karma's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @analog karma then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @analog karma died.

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@soft lark let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@livid shuttle was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @livid shuttle died.

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@soft lark fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@soft lark decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @soft lark died.

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@upbeat magnet thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @upbeat magnet died.

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@jolly swift drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@raw moss accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @raw moss was forgiven.

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@hexed notch drank a Molotov Cocktail. @hexed notch died.

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@fiery belfry multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@jolly swift told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry shot @raw moss with a Water Gun. @raw moss shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@raw moss and @fiery belfry were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @raw moss played solitaire. @fiery belfry stood behind them and watched.

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@fiery belfry built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @analog karma
100 points go to 10th place: @rose jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slender quarry Mar 31, 2026, 1:39 PM

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jolly swift Mar 31, 2026, 1:40 PM

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upbeat magnet Mar 31, 2026, 1:50 PM

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mossy jolt Mar 31, 2026, 2:11 PM

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uneven grove Mar 31, 2026, 2:16 PM

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empty ocean Mar 31, 2026, 2:24 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 2:25 PM

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fiery belfry Mar 31, 2026, 2:25 PM

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azure sundial Mar 31, 2026, 2:29 PM

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long vine Mar 31, 2026, 2:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @waxen marlin, @mossy jolt, and @uneven grove
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@empty ocean got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @empty ocean died.

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@waxen marlin spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@slender quarry told @carmine cairn that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @carmine cairn took those words literally and peeled @slender quarry. @slender quarry died.

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@mossy jolt shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@tranquil wyvern found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@waxen marlin spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @waxen marlin died.

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@mossy jolt tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @mossy jolt died.

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@uneven grove found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@fiery belfry tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@long vine tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@raw moss and @upbeat magnet started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @raw moss took out their actual shotgun. @upbeat magnet died.

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@azure sundial bought a Gatligator and fired it at @tranquil wyvern for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @azure sundial furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@uneven grove escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@azure sundial was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @azure sundial died.

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@jolly swift distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@long vine laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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A pretty fairy led @jolly swift to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @jolly swift died.

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@fiery belfry opened the front door and saw @carmine cairn trying to murder the Guide. @fiery belfry slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@tranquil wyvern was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@long vine yelled, "Duck!" @uneven grove excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @uneven grove died.

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@fiery belfry heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@carmine cairn took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@fiery belfry's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@long vine knocked furiously on @raw moss's door while holding an axe. @raw moss shouted, "Who's there?"

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@carmine cairn made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@long vine, @carmine cairn, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@raw moss flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @long vine. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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No one told @carmine cairn that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @mossy jolt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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dire night Mar 31, 2026, 2:50 PM

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raw moss Mar 31, 2026, 2:54 PM

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empty ocean Mar 31, 2026, 3:01 PM

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tidal bane Mar 31, 2026, 3:02 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 31, 2026, 3:02 PM

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molten verge Mar 31, 2026, 3:13 PM

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pastel timber Mar 31, 2026, 3:22 PM

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waxen marlin Mar 31, 2026, 3:27 PM

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analog rapids Mar 31, 2026, 3:29 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 3:29 PM

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hexed notch Mar 31, 2026, 3:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @pastel timber, @waxen marlin, @molten verge, @uneven grove, and @analog rapids
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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @uneven grove randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@empty ocean tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @empty ocean died.

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@maiden walrus wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@tidal bane invited @analog rapids to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @tidal bane was mauled by wolves. @tidal bane died.

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@dire night hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @dire night died.

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@carmine cairn flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @raw moss when the world was flipped.

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@long vine read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern flexed so hard on @maiden walrus that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @maiden walrus died.

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@hexed notch ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @hexed notch, @waxen marlin broke their fall with their own body. @waxen marlin died.

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@carmine cairn found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@analog rapids found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@molten verge was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @molten verge died.

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@analog rapids saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @analog rapids died.

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@uneven grove spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @uneven grove died.

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@hexed notch was playing hide and seek with @raw moss and @carmine cairn, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @hexed notch died.

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@pastel timber merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@tranquil wyvern found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pastel timber tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@pastel timber threatened @raw moss with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @raw moss informed @pastel timber as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @pastel timber died.

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@raw moss uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @analog rapids
100 points go to 8th place: @molten verge
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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maiden walrus Mar 31, 2026, 3:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:38 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 31, 2026, 3:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:38 PM

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raw moss Mar 31, 2026, 3:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Mar 31, 2026, 3:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 31, 2026, 3:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:48 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

molten verge Mar 31, 2026, 3:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:50 PM

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@molten verge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Mar 31, 2026, 3:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:56 PM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mossy jolt Mar 31, 2026, 3:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 3:59 PM

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@mossy jolt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

analog karma Mar 31, 2026, 4:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:00 PM

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@analog karma, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dire night Mar 31, 2026, 4:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:00 PM

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@dire night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

empty ocean Mar 31, 2026, 4:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:10 PM

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@empty ocean, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban fog Mar 31, 2026, 4:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:11 PM

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@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

livid shuttle Mar 31, 2026, 4:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:17 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ebon matrix Mar 31, 2026, 4:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:23 PM

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@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 31, 2026, 4:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Mar 31, 2026, 4:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:28 PM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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signal minnow Mar 31, 2026, 4:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:30 PM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brazen plaza Mar 31, 2026, 4:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 31, 2026, 4:30 PM

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@brazen plaza, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @dire night, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @brazen plaza, @analog karma, @steel sentinel, @urban fog, @ebon matrix, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @molten verge, @mossy jolt, and @signal minnow
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The fighting begins again!

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@maiden walrus chased @empty ocean with their Stylish Scissors. @empty ocean tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @maiden walrus. @empty ocean died.

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@hexed notch was tired of @dire night constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @dire night's front yard. @dire night died.

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@urban fog started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@carmine cairn wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@maiden walrus was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @brazen plaza tried putting @maiden walrus back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @maiden walrus died.

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@jolly swift broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@analog karma found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@signal minnow snuck up behind @steel sentinel, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @signal minnow decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@livid shuttle started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@analog karma contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @analog karma died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @tranquil wyvern disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@ebon matrix put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@molten verge heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@livid shuttle was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@signal minnow climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@urban fog was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @urban fog died.

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@hexed notch suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@steel sentinel trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@tranquil wyvern had a sleepover with @ebon matrix, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@waxen marlin went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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While riding on minecart rails, @ebon matrix accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @ebon matrix died.

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@brazen plaza tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@waxen marlin threw a Stink Potion at @mossy jolt. @mossy jolt threw a Toxic Flask right back. @waxen marlin died.

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@raw moss found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@jolly swift was arrested for killing @livid shuttle with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@carmine cairn watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@molten verge made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @molten verge died.

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@mossy jolt bragged to @steel sentinel about their combat skills. @steel sentinel didn't really know @mossy jolt and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@mossy jolt used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @mossy jolt didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @mossy jolt died.

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@hexed notch tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @signal minnow found out that @steel sentinel meant "killer" in the literal sense. @signal minnow died.

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@brazen plaza vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @brazen plaza died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @carmine cairn started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@jolly swift and @tranquil wyvern played catch with a Paladin. @jolly swift accidentally fumbled a catch. @jolly swift died.