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vale pendant Mar 28, 2026, 9:30 AM

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empty ocean Mar 28, 2026, 9:42 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 28, 2026, 9:47 AM

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long vine Mar 28, 2026, 9:52 AM

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olive garden Mar 28, 2026, 10:29 AM

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@proper wedge found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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After @fiery belfry drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@olive garden fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@raw moss angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@tranquil wyvern clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@empty ocean used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @empty ocean died.

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@unkempt osprey tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@long vine watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@vale pendant sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @steel sentinel

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@vale pendant cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@long vine gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @long vine died.

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@unkempt osprey tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @unkempt osprey died.

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There are 5 players remaining.
@vale pendant, @raw moss, @olive garden, @proper wedge, and @steel sentinel
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@olive garden overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@raw moss went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@vale pendant tried to save @steel sentinel's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @vale pendant died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @vale pendant died.

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@raw moss compressed @olive garden until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @olive garden died.

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@raw moss chased @proper wedge with their Iron Broadsword. @proper wedge tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @raw moss. @proper wedge died.

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@steel sentinel was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @raw moss tried putting @steel sentinel back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @vale pendant
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @empty ocean
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

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fiery belfry Mar 28, 2026, 10:59 AM

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trail loom Mar 28, 2026, 11:14 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 28, 2026, 11:22 AM

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proper wedge Mar 28, 2026, 11:25 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 28, 2026, 11:26 AM

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@long vine tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @long vine died.

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hushed dune, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @trail loom, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @mossy jolt, @atomic harbor, and @lime creek
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@tranquil wyvern somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@proper wedge is hvinga stroker n. @proper wedge died.

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@mossy jolt thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@mossy jolt accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @mossy jolt died.

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@atomic harbor woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @atomic harbor died.

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@steel sentinel saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@lime creek tried to shoot @fiery belfry using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @trail loom's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@fiery belfry bought a Gatligator and fired it at @lime creek for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @fiery belfry furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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Poor @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel keeps getting pinged over and over again. @steel sentinel is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel.

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@lime creek pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @lime creek died.

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@hushed dune started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@trail loom was infected by a zombie virus. @trail loom died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@hushed dune stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @hushed dune died.

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@unkempt osprey found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@fiery belfry played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@unkempt osprey bashed @tranquil wyvern in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@tranquil wyvern was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@trail loom and @unkempt osprey played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @trail loom was the chicken. @unkempt osprey died.

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@raw moss asked @steel sentinel to give them a hand, so @steel sentinel chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@steel sentinel used their Bee Keeper to lop off @trail loom's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @steel sentinel invented golf. @trail loom died.

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@raw moss and @steel sentinel got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@steel sentinel summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@raw moss learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@steel sentinel donned a Martian costume and chased @raw moss in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @hushed dune
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @atomic harbor
100 points go to 10th place: @mossy jolt

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hushed dune Mar 28, 2026, 11:39 AM

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raw moss Mar 28, 2026, 12:01 PM

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tropic drift Mar 28, 2026, 12:03 PM

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eager coyote Mar 28, 2026, 12:07 PM

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lime creek Mar 28, 2026, 12:09 PM

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empty ocean Mar 28, 2026, 12:23 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @eager coyote, @tropic drift, @raw moss, @hushed dune, @trail loom, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, and @lime creek
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@empty ocean saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @empty ocean died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@eager coyote tickled @raw moss from behind while they were busy sharpening their Platinum Shortsword. @eager coyote died.

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@tropic drift was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @tropic drift barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @tropic drift died.

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@raw moss flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @raw moss died.

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@lime creek hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @lime creek could pull it to shore.

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@hushed dune made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @hushed dune died.

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@lime creek got impaled by Mourning Wood. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@trail loom went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @trail loom died.

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@long vine had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@steel sentinel managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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Santa Claus asked @long vine what they wanted for Christmas. @long vine replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@steel sentinel started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@long vine began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@steel sentinel found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@long vine shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @long vine's head. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @hushed dune
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @tropic drift
100 points go to 9th place: @eager coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @empty ocean

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hushed dune Mar 28, 2026, 12:37 PM

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raw moss Mar 28, 2026, 12:40 PM

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slender quarry Mar 28, 2026, 12:42 PM

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dull arrow Mar 28, 2026, 12:43 PM

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lime creek Mar 28, 2026, 12:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 28, 2026, 12:48 PM

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mossy jolt Mar 28, 2026, 12:57 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 28, 2026, 12:58 PM

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jolly swift Mar 28, 2026, 12:58 PM

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formal badge Mar 28, 2026, 1:13 PM

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trail loom Mar 28, 2026, 1:23 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 28, 2026, 1:25 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @hushed dune, @fiery belfry, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @dull arrow, @steel sentinel, @formal badge, @mossy jolt, @cerulean mauve, and @lime creek
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@slender quarry went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @slender quarry died.

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@jolly swift replaced @raw moss's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @raw moss died.

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@dull arrow lured @hushed dune into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @hushed dune's dust allergy! @hushed dune died.

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@steel sentinel tried to high-five @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@fiery belfry invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @fiery belfry died.

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@dull arrow used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @dull arrow didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @dull arrow died.

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@formal badge was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @formal badge into the freezing cold water. @formal badge died.

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@mossy jolt was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @mossy jolt died.

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@cerulean mauve tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @cerulean mauve died.

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@trail loom reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @lime creek in a Fish costume.

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@steel sentinel fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @jolly swift, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@tranquil wyvern received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@steel sentinel blew @lime creek to bits using an exploding bed. @lime creek died.

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@trail loom couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@tranquil wyvern tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@trail loom comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@steel sentinel tried to launch a poison dart frog at @jolly swift through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @steel sentinel has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @steel sentinel died.

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@jolly swift farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@jolly swift didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @jolly swift died.

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The Winner is @trail loom!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @trail loom
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @dull arrow
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@jolly swift had a dirty mind. Then @fiery belfry sprayed @jolly swift's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @jolly swift died.

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@hushed dune explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @hushed dune died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @long vine was flattened by a road roller. @long vine died.

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@storm latch tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @storm latch died.

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@formal badge called @livid shuttle a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @livid shuttle died.

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@mossy jolt found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @mossy jolt died.

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@fiery belfry started blocking @dull arrow's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@cerulean mauve hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @cerulean mauve died.

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@dull arrow found a hill and started to roll down it. @dull arrow was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @dull arrow died.

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@tranquil wyvern and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @fiery belfry was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@fiery belfry was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @fiery belfry's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@steel sentinel sacrificed @tranquil wyvern by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @dull arrow
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @storm latch
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hushed dune, @radiant moon, @proper wedge, @maiden walrus, @dull arrow, @storm latch, @steel sentinel, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @strong sierra, and @cerulean mauve
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@dull arrow let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@radiant moon got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@jolly swift used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @jolly swift died.

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@proper wedge found the Last Prism. Then @abstract thunder found another one, meaning that @proper wedge's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@hushed dune ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@radiant moon saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @radiant moon died.

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@livid shuttle ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@maiden walrus tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @maiden walrus died.

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@steel sentinel tried to stab @dull arrow, but @dull arrow's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @dull arrow died.

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@storm latch invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@hushed dune accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@abstract thunder dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @proper wedge, but @proper wedge simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @abstract thunder died.

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@steel sentinel entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@carmine cairn wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@livid shuttle took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @livid shuttle died.

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@cerulean mauve confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@storm latch couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@strong sierra drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@strong sierra tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @strong sierra died.

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@cerulean mauve tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @cerulean mauve died.

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@hushed dune's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @carmine cairn and @proper wedge's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @hushed dune died.

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@proper wedge built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@carmine cairn tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@storm latch tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@steel sentinel found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@steel sentinel donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@proper wedge was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @proper wedge was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @proper wedge died.

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@steel sentinel boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@storm latch invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@storm latch accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @storm latch died.

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@carmine cairn wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@steel sentinel was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@steel sentinel set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@steel sentinel challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @storm latch
150 points go to 4th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @hushed dune
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @strong sierra
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @dull arrow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @hushed dune, @radiant moon, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @dull arrow, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @mossy jolt, @strong sierra, and @cerulean mauve
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@dull arrow took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@radiant moon climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@proper wedge spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@carmine cairn's face was scorched off after @tranquil wyvern took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @carmine cairn died.

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@hushed dune was in the middle of taking a shower when @half magnet took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @hushed dune died.

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@mossy jolt modified @radiant moon's Vortex Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @radiant moon was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @radiant moon died.

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@exotic saddle tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@cerulean mauve huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @jolly swift also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@half magnet accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @half magnet died.

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@jolly swift started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @proper wedge and @tranquil wyvern.

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@exotic saddle wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@dull arrow got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @dull arrow died.

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@cerulean mauve wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@exotic saddle constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @strong sierra by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @exotic saddle's positioning was a bit off. @exotic saddle died.

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@mossy jolt fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @mossy jolt died.

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@cerulean mauve gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @cerulean mauve died.

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@strong sierra did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @proper wedge, who happened to be watching. @proper wedge died.

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@strong sierra realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @strong sierra died.

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@raw moss claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@steel sentinel stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @steel sentinel blinked first.

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@jolly swift started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@tranquil wyvern obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@raw moss was building a nice house. @jolly swift asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @raw moss just looked confused.

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@jolly swift was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel threw @raw moss in the washing machine and turned it on. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @strong sierra
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @dull arrow

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @radiant moon, @dull arrow, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, and @cerulean mauve
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@slender quarry found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @slender quarry pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@glacial totem touched @waxen marlin's gun without permission. @glacial totem died.

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@slender quarry received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @slender quarry died.

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@radiant moon vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @radiant moon died.

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@dull arrow took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @dull arrow died.

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@maiden walrus followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @maiden walrus died.

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@exotic saddle tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @exotic saddle died.

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@steel sentinel equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @waxen marlin into approaching. @steel sentinel then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @waxen marlin with two Sniper Rifle shots. @waxen marlin died.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@cerulean mauve began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @cerulean mauve died.

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@hexed notch tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @hexed notch keeled over from a heart attack. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@steel sentinel went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @carmine cairn found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @raw moss with bug spray. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 9th place: @dull arrow
100 points go to 10th place: @radiant moon

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radiant moon Mar 28, 2026, 6:37 PM

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jolly swift Mar 28, 2026, 6:40 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 28, 2026, 6:45 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 28, 2026, 7:20 PM

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proper wedge Mar 28, 2026, 7:28 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @radiant moon, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @mossy jolt, and @cerulean mauve
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@jolly swift took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @jolly swift died.

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@proper wedge popped @radiant moon by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @radiant moon died.

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@mossy jolt shot @maiden walrus to death with a finger gun. @maiden walrus died.

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@waxen marlin's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@exotic saddle went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @raw moss and @steel sentinel summoned the Impending Doom. @exotic saddle died.

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@waxen marlin decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @waxen marlin died.

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@steel sentinel listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @steel sentinel saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@mossy jolt and @cerulean mauve were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @mossy jolt, but left @cerulean mauve alone because they smelled funny. @mossy jolt died.

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@carmine cairn developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@cerulean mauve went AFK in their gel farm. @proper wedge set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tranquil wyvern visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tranquil wyvern thought her hands were more interesting.

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@proper wedge tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @proper wedge died.

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@tranquil wyvern read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@steel sentinel wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@carmine cairn started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@steel sentinel heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@carmine cairn was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@carmine cairn drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@carmine cairn wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @carmine cairn through the wall. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 28, 2026, 7:38 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 28, 2026, 7:38 PM

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storm latch Mar 28, 2026, 7:42 PM

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analog rapids Mar 28, 2026, 7:46 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 28, 2026, 7:54 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 28, 2026, 7:55 PM

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proud lava Mar 28, 2026, 8:11 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 28, 2026, 8:12 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 28, 2026, 8:13 PM

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storm latch Mar 28, 2026, 8:20 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 28, 2026, 8:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @proud lava, @storm latch, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @cerulean mauve, and @analog rapids
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@steel sentinel tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@grizzled canopy and @maiden walrus engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @maiden walrus blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @maiden walrus died.

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@proud lava toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@raw moss found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@storm latch accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @storm latch died.

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@analog rapids went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@cerulean mauve drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@carmine cairn swung a Green Phaseblade at @cerulean mauve and missed. However, @cerulean mauve acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @carmine cairn to receive a yellow card.

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After partying all night, @grizzled canopy was shot by @analog rapids in a swimming pool. @grizzled canopy died.

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@cerulean mauve started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @analog rapids got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@analog rapids decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @analog rapids died.

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@raw moss tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@steel sentinel was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@tranquil wyvern sang a song to try to impress @steel sentinel, @raw moss, and @carmine cairn. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@carmine cairn placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Megashark.

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@carmine cairn drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@raw moss joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @raw moss was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@steel sentinel disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @raw moss, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @steel sentinel suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @carmine cairn turned around to look. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @analog rapids
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @storm latch
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 28, 2026, 8:39 PM

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rose jewel Mar 28, 2026, 8:48 PM

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storm latch Mar 28, 2026, 8:53 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 28, 2026, 8:55 PM

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analog rapids Mar 28, 2026, 8:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 28, 2026, 8:58 PM

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strong sierra Mar 28, 2026, 9:08 PM

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slender quarry Mar 28, 2026, 9:10 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 28, 2026, 9:12 PM

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gray sky Mar 28, 2026, 9:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 28, 2026, 9:18 PM

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desert python Mar 28, 2026, 9:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 28, 2026, 9:21 PM

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jolly swift Mar 28, 2026, 9:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 28, 2026, 9:24 PM

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amber ermine Mar 28, 2026, 9:26 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 28, 2026, 9:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @desert python, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @rose jewel, @storm latch, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @strong sierra, and @analog rapids
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@rose jewel paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@gray sky drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@analog rapids and @storm latch huddled around @jolly swift to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @jolly swift's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@amber ermine tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@slender quarry decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @slender quarry died.

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@raw moss built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@tranquil wyvern followed @carmine cairn into the jungle. @tranquil wyvern started looking left, right and center for @carmine cairn, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@amber ermine iwwegawy owoed to @desert python and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @amber ermine died.

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@strong sierra found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @storm latch died.

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@jolly swift spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@tranquil wyvern told @steel sentinel to bite the dust. In response, @steel sentinel took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@analog rapids tried to attack @desert python with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @analog rapids to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@rose jewel used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @rose jewel died.

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@carmine cairn verbally roasted @analog rapids so hard that they burst into flames. @analog rapids died.

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@gray sky pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @gray sky died.

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@jolly swift found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tranquil wyvern and @desert python found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tranquil wyvern landed in a pool of water. @desert python did not. @desert python died.

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@strong sierra had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @strong sierra's skull. @strong sierra died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@jolly swift was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel gave a hug to @raw moss and almost choked them to death!

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@raw moss found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@carmine cairn begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@raw moss discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@carmine cairn received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @strong sierra
100 points go to 7th place: @desert python
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @analog rapids
100 points go to 10th place: @rose jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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polar lotus Mar 28, 2026, 9:40 PM

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raw moss Mar 28, 2026, 9:41 PM

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rose jewel Mar 28, 2026, 9:59 PM

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slender quarry Mar 28, 2026, 10:05 PM

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storm latch Mar 28, 2026, 10:09 PM

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strong sierra Mar 28, 2026, 10:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 28, 2026, 10:10 PM

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dull arrow Mar 28, 2026, 10:15 PM

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vernal arrow Mar 28, 2026, 10:22 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 28, 2026, 10:25 PM

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astral glacier Mar 28, 2026, 10:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @slender quarry, @vernal arrow, @raw moss, @dull arrow, @rose jewel, @storm latch, @astral glacier, and @strong sierra
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@polar lotus defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @polar lotus died.

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@slender quarry became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @slender quarry died.

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@dull arrow told @raw moss a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@storm latch, @strong sierra, and @astral glacier worked on a group project, but it looked like @storm latch was doing most of the work.

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@vernal arrow sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @vernal arrow died.

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@dull arrow tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @carmine cairn demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @dull arrow by two. @dull arrow died.

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@raw moss hid from @astral glacier after @strong sierra exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@storm latch dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @storm latch died.

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@strong sierra sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@rose jewel's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @rose jewel died.

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@carmine cairn decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@strong sierra ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @strong sierra's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @strong sierra died.

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@astral glacier played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@raw moss couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Breaker Blade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @raw moss's heart and brain. @raw moss died.

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@astral glacier made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @astral glacier died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @strong sierra
150 points go to 5th place: @rose jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @storm latch
100 points go to 7th place: @dull arrow
100 points go to 8th place: @vernal arrow
100 points go to 9th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 10th place: @polar lotus

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drowsy pollen Mar 28, 2026, 11:40 PM

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vernal arrow Mar 29, 2026, 12:16 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @vernal arrow, @raw moss, @drowsy pollen, @fiery belfry, @trail loom, @long vine, @rose jewel, @storm latch, @astral glacier, @hardy patio, @mossy jolt, and @strong sierra
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@carmine cairn went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @carmine cairn died.

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@strong sierra, @raw moss, @astral glacier, @mossy jolt, @vernal arrow, @long vine, @hardy patio, and @fiery belfry decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @vernal arrow. @vernal arrow died.

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@rose jewel opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@drowsy pollen was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @drowsy pollen died.

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@storm latch started barking like a dog while chasing @raw moss.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @trail loom farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @trail loom died.

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@rose jewel adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@mossy jolt joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@long vine tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@astral glacier found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@strong sierra found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @long vine, who was out swimming that day. @long vine died.

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@mossy jolt played Frisbee with @rose jewel using a Light Disc, but @rose jewel unfortunately didn't have five hands. @rose jewel died.

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@raw moss threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @strong sierra thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@fiery belfry lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@hardy patio tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@storm latch wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@storm latch was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @storm latch died.

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@hardy patio realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @raw moss ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@mossy jolt kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @mossy jolt red. @mossy jolt died.

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@strong sierra was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @strong sierra died.

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@raw moss wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@fiery belfry's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @fiery belfry died.

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@astral glacier was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @astral glacier died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @strong sierra
150 points go to 5th place: @mossy jolt
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @storm latch
100 points go to 8th place: @rose jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @trail loom

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rose jewel Mar 29, 2026, 12:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 29, 2026, 12:39 AM

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wide wharf Mar 29, 2026, 12:40 AM

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mossy jolt Mar 29, 2026, 1:00 AM

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drowsy pollen Mar 29, 2026, 1:02 AM

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glacial totem Mar 29, 2026, 1:15 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 29, 2026, 1:30 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 29, 2026, 1:40 AM

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pastel stag Mar 29, 2026, 1:43 AM

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arctic temple Mar 29, 2026, 1:50 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 29, 2026, 2:00 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 29, 2026, 2:26 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @pastel stag, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @vernal arrow, @drowsy pollen, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @rose jewel, @mossy jolt, @drowsy hull, @wide wharf, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, and @near mortar
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@glacial totem used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @glacial totem died.

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@pastel stag was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @pastel stag died.

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@rose jewel started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @arctic temple is approaching @cerulean mauve!

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@long vine put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@raw moss tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @raw moss died.

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@mossy jolt was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @vernal arrow with its horns. @vernal arrow died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @drowsy pollen managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@drowsy hull and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @drowsy hull's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@drowsy pollen went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @drowsy pollen died.

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@wide wharf tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@maiden walrus got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @maiden walrus died.

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@rose jewel adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @near mortar wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @rose jewel all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@rose jewel used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @rose jewel. @rose jewel died.

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@mossy jolt was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @mossy jolt died.

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@wide wharf drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@arctic temple and @carmine cairn had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@drowsy hull forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @drowsy hull died.

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@cerulean mauve tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@wide wharf asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @wide wharf died.

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@near mortar performed surgery on a grape.

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@cerulean mauve told @carmine cairn that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @carmine cairn vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@long vine tried to confess their love to @fiery belfry, but @fiery belfry interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @near mortar was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@cerulean mauve was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @cerulean mauve suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@arctic temple tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @arctic temple died.

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@fiery belfry slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @cerulean mauve's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @cerulean mauve died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @near mortar randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@near mortar loves @carmine cairn to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @near mortar died.

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@fiery belfry tried to destroy @carmine cairn by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@long vine combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@fiery belfry tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@long vine visited @carmine cairn, but no one was home. @long vine felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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While sitting on a bench together with @fiery belfry, @carmine cairn leaned away and farted.

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@long vine found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @fiery belfry is now goo. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@long vine forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@long vine thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 9th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @rose jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Mar 29, 2026, 2:39 AM

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arctic temple Mar 29, 2026, 2:41 AM

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rose jewel Mar 29, 2026, 2:45 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 29, 2026, 2:53 AM

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empty ocean Mar 29, 2026, 2:55 AM

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brave shore Mar 29, 2026, 3:05 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 29, 2026, 3:05 AM

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soft lark Mar 29, 2026, 3:16 AM

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drowsy hull Mar 29, 2026, 3:17 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 29, 2026, 3:18 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 29, 2026, 3:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @rose jewel, @drowsy hull, @brave shore, @arctic temple, and @cerulean mauve
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@glacial totem's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @glacial totem died.

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@rose jewel thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@empty ocean snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @empty ocean died.

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@brave shore felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@soft lark fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @soft lark died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @fiery belfry flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@carmine cairn aimed a Last Prism beam at @drowsy hull, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@long vine donated all of their organs to those in need. @long vine died.

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@maiden walrus tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @maiden walrus. @maiden walrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @carmine cairn with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@drowsy hull explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@rose jewel dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@cerulean mauve found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@drowsy hull swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @drowsy hull died.

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@brave shore encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @brave shore died.

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@fiery belfry and @rose jewel found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@arctic temple paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Boreal Wood Sword.

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@carmine cairn somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@cerulean mauve invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @arctic temple, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @arctic temple died.

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@cerulean mauve escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@cerulean mauve vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @cerulean mauve died.

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@rose jewel found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@rose jewel watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@rose jewel's skeleton decided that @rose jewel wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @rose jewel died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn crafted @fiery belfry into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @rose jewel
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @drowsy hull
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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soft lark Mar 29, 2026, 3:43 AM

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maiden walrus Mar 29, 2026, 3:46 AM

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long vine Mar 29, 2026, 3:48 AM

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glacial totem Mar 29, 2026, 3:56 AM

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serene garden Mar 29, 2026, 4:18 AM

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analog rapids Mar 29, 2026, 4:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 4:19 AM

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rose jewel Mar 29, 2026, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 4:25 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 29, 2026, 4:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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hexed notch Mar 29, 2026, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 4:30 AM

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@hexed notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 29, 2026, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 4:30 AM

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@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @rose jewel, @serene garden, @mossy jolt, and @analog rapids
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @glacial totem died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @maiden walrus saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @soft lark stabbed them in the back. @maiden walrus died.

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@hexed notch took aim at @mossy jolt from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@serene garden forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@serene garden looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @serene garden died.

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@mossy jolt dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @mossy jolt died.

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@soft lark dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @soft lark died.

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@rose jewel walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @rose jewel died.

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@analog rapids triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @analog rapids died.

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@hexed notch managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@hexed notch trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @hexed notch suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@long vine was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @analog rapids
150 points go to 5th place: @rose jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 7th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 8th place: @serene garden
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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maiden walrus Mar 29, 2026, 4:38 AM

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@maiden walrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rose jewel Mar 29, 2026, 4:40 AM

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analog rapids Mar 29, 2026, 4:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 4:41 AM

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long vine Mar 29, 2026, 4:44 AM

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@novel summit, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

soft lark Mar 29, 2026, 4:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 4:54 AM

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serene garden Mar 29, 2026, 4:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 4:57 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 29, 2026, 5:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 5:03 AM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 29, 2026, 5:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 5:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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brave shore Mar 29, 2026, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 5:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unkempt osprey Mar 29, 2026, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 29, 2026, 5:30 AM

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unkempt osprey, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @rose jewel, @serene garden, @brave shore, @novel summit, @cerulean mauve, and @analog rapids
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@soft lark learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @soft lark died.

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@long vine felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @maiden walrus setting explosives beneath them. @long vine died.