epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @small sphinx
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @delicate thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[waxen marlin]

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[gleaming grove]

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[undone notch]

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[long vine]

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[small sphinx]

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[steel sentinel]

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[pallid obsidian]

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[vernal fox]

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[upbeat magnet]

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[uneven grove]

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[gleaming grove]

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[formal badge]

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[gleaming grove]

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[brave shore]

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[gleaming grove]

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[fiery belfry]

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[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@undone notch, @fiery belfry, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @pallid obsidian, @small sphinx, @steel sentinel, @vernal fox, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@small sphinx preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

@brave shore multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

@undone notch had the high ground, but @formal badge just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @undone notch toppling to their doom. @undone notch died.

@uneven grove walked into a bar. @waxen marlin laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@pallid obsidian carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @pallid obsidian died.

@fiery belfry constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@upbeat magnet tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

@small sphinx's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @small sphinx died.

@waxen marlin started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @waxen marlin died.

@vernal fox watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@brave shore drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

@uneven grove couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

@long vine tried to shoot an apple off of @livid shuttle's head. @long vine's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @livid shuttle died.

@upbeat magnet thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

@formal badge used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @formal badge died.

@vernal fox couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @vernal fox died.

@fiery belfry learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

@uneven grove and @upbeat magnet had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @brave shore sped up the process by stabbing @uneven grove. @uneven grove died.

@upbeat magnet took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @upbeat magnet died.

@fiery belfry sniped @long vine with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @fiery belfry, it was opposite day. @fiery belfry died.

@steel sentinel crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@brave shore used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @brave shore. @brave shore died.

@long vine drank sand for 10 hours. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @upbeat magnet
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @vernal fox
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[vernal fox]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[waxen marlin]

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[gleaming grove]

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[autumn tide]

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[dull arrow]

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[upbeat magnet]

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[fiery belfry]

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[steel sentinel]

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[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[tidal bane]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[gleaming grove]

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[amber ermine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[uneven grove]

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[gleaming grove]

@uneven grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @fiery belfry, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @dull arrow, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @autumn tide, @vernal fox, @waxen marlin, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@long vine suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @long vine died.

@tidal bane eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@dull arrow was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @dull arrow died.

@vernal fox aimed a Last Prism beam at @tranquil wyvern, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@waxen marlin started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

@steel sentinel literally gaslighted @amber ermine by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @amber ermine died.

@autumn tide drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @autumn tide died.

Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @vernal fox flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

@fiery belfry did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @tidal bane, who happened to be passing by.

@upbeat magnet spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@vernal fox swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @vernal fox died.

@steel sentinel couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

@waxen marlin tried to attack @uneven grove with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @waxen marlin to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

@waxen marlin was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @waxen marlin died.

@tranquil wyvern couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

@uneven grove wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @upbeat magnet wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @uneven grove killed the Traveling Merchant first. @uneven grove died.

@fiery belfry and @steel sentinel got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@upbeat magnet got stuck in @fiery belfry's Rod of Discord farm. @upbeat magnet died.

@tranquil wyvern got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@tidal bane stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @tidal bane died.

@fiery belfry started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @fiery belfry died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @upbeat magnet
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @vernal fox
100 points go to 9th place: @autumn tide
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[steel sentinel]

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[gleaming grove]

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[amber ermine]

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[maiden walrus]

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[mossy jolt]

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[autumn tide]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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[formal badge]

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[gleaming grove]

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[next hemlock]

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[weak island]

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[raw moss]

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[undone notch]

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[uneven grove]

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[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[proper wedge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @undone notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @next hemlock, @long vine, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @autumn tide, @weak island, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @mossy jolt, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

@tidal bane took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @tidal bane died.

@waxen marlin had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@uneven grove forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@proper wedge fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@livid shuttle got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@undone notch had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @undone notch died.

@amber ermine started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

@next hemlock created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@steel sentinel saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@long vine flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@maiden walrus kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@weak island played Frisbee with @fiery belfry using a Light Disc, but @fiery belfry unfortunately didn't have five hands. @fiery belfry died.

@raw moss got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@next hemlock kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @amber ermine had had enough, so they scooped @next hemlock to death with an ice cream spoon. @next hemlock died.

@proper wedge started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@raw moss wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@long vine picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @long vine died.

@formal badge and @maiden walrus played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

@maiden walrus tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @maiden walrus died.

@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @tranquil wyvern played solitaire. @steel sentinel stood behind them and watched.

@livid shuttle suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@amber ermine had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @autumn tide shot them with an arrow. @amber ermine died.

@raw moss found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

After years of research, @autumn tide found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @autumn tide died.

@proper wedge threw @waxen marlin in the washing machine and turned it on. @waxen marlin died.

@mossy jolt made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@uneven grove and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @formal badge was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@weak island argued with @steel sentinel about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

@formal badge was in the middle of taking a shower when @mossy jolt took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @formal badge died.

@steel sentinel looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@uneven grove visited @livid shuttle, but no one was home. @uneven grove felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@weak island and @raw moss had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

@proper wedge told @livid shuttle to bite the dust. In response, @livid shuttle took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

@weak island merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@livid shuttle tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @livid shuttle died.

@mossy jolt's skeleton decided that @mossy jolt wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @mossy jolt died.

@raw moss watched @steel sentinel go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @steel sentinel was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@proper wedge rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @proper wedge died.

@uneven grove was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @uneven grove suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

@weak island was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @weak island into the freezing cold water. @weak island died.

@uneven grove angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @uneven grove's floating house. @uneven grove died.

@steel sentinel equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@tranquil wyvern bragged to @raw moss about their combat skills. @raw moss didn't really know @tranquil wyvern and had no idea how this conversation started.

@tranquil wyvern donated all of their organs to those in need. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 5th place: @weak island
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[tidal bane]

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[craggy cargo]

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[formal badge]

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[gleaming grove]

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[maiden walrus]

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[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[dull arrow]

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[muted fern]

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[weak island]

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[hexed notch]

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sour pasture]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mossy jolt]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mossy jolt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @muted fern, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @dull arrow, @maiden walrus, @amber ermine, @craggy cargo, @sour pasture, @steel sentinel, @weak island, @formal badge, and @mossy jolt
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tidal bane tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

@fiery belfry started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@muted fern tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @muted fern then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @muted fern died.

@raw moss managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

While exploring a swamp, @mossy jolt caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@sour pasture, @formal badge, and @steel sentinel raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

@fiery belfry got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @fiery belfry died.

@hexed notch drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @maiden walrus was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

Poor @dull arrow. @dull arrow keeps getting pinged over and over again. @dull arrow is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @dull arrow. @dull arrow. @dull arrow.

@long vine jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @long vine died.

@dull arrow decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @dull arrow died.

@carmine cairn used some tree stumps as target practice.

@hexed notch found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@sour pasture tried to assassinate @maiden walrus, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@steel sentinel somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @steel sentinel's chests for the rest of its life.

@maiden walrus was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @maiden walrus died.

@raw moss donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@tidal bane started rallying for goblin rights.

@formal badge's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@carmine cairn stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@amber ermine couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Katana to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @amber ermine's heart and brain. @amber ermine died.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @craggy cargo some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @craggy cargo died.

@formal badge found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@sour pasture stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @sour pasture died.

@formal badge wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @formal badge died.

@mossy jolt walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @mossy jolt died.

@weak island wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @weak island died.

@steel sentinel traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

@raw moss found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tidal bane, who was out swimming that day. @tidal bane died.

@steel sentinel equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@raw moss cornered @steel sentinel at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @steel sentinel started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@raw moss built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

@steel sentinel escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

@steel sentinel ripped @carmine cairn's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @weak island
100 points go to 7th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @sour pasture
100 points go to 10th place: @craggy cargo

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[signal minnow]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @muted fern, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @next hemlock, @amber ermine, @sour pasture, @steel sentinel, @weak island, @vernal fox, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @mossy jolt, @uneven grove, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@muted fern ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @muted fern's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @muted fern died.

@next hemlock started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @next hemlock died.

@vernal fox finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

@amber ermine was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @amber ermine died.

@weak island's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Palladium Sword was nice and clean, but their Gold Bow's string broke, and their Sapphire Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

@sour pasture planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

@tidal bane tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @livid shuttle and @mossy jolt, who did not approve of gambling.

@formal badge started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@signal minnow wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@jolly swift commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

@steel sentinel wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@raw moss took a potato chip... and ate it!

@uneven grove painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

@sour pasture was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@uneven grove tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@tidal bane saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@steel sentinel swung a Titanium Sword at @signal minnow, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@sour pasture's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @sour pasture died.

@weak island sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @weak island died.

@jolly swift and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @vernal fox tattled on them.

@subtle gorge started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @subtle gorge is still slurping that noodle.

@vernal fox has fallen, and they can't get up. @vernal fox died.

@raw moss complained to @mossy jolt that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@tidal bane was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@waxen marlin forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @waxen marlin died.

@formal badge played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @formal badge. @formal badge died.

@livid shuttle summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @livid shuttle died.

@signal minnow tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

@mossy jolt accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @mossy jolt died.

@tidal bane flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @tidal bane died.

@subtle gorge equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @subtle gorge died.

@uneven grove declared war on emus. The emus won. @uneven grove died.

@signal minnow shot @jolly swift to death with a finger gun. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss murdered @signal minnow by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @signal minnow died.

@steel sentinel felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@steel sentinel combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

@raw moss found @steel sentinel sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@steel sentinel heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@raw moss was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[small sphinx]

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[jolly swift]

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[amber ermine]

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[formal badge]

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[tidal bane]

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[steel sentinel]

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[raw moss]

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[proper wedge]

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[maiden walrus]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @amber ermine, @maiden walrus, @small sphinx, @steel sentinel, @formal badge, and @uneven grove
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The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @amber ermine died.

@proper wedge went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@maiden walrus was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@maiden walrus tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @maiden walrus died.

@formal badge started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @formal badge died.

@small sphinx tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

@jolly swift felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@tranquil wyvern made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @uneven grove joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @uneven grove died.

@steel sentinel found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @steel sentinel was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@proper wedge drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @steel sentinel mopped @proper wedge up with a tissue. @proper wedge died.

After opening a present, @raw moss discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

@small sphinx was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tranquil wyvern's Star Cannon. @small sphinx died.

@tidal bane got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @tidal bane, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @tidal bane died.

@raw moss obscured @tranquil wyvern's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @tranquil wyvern escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@steel sentinel used a Medusa Head on @tranquil wyvern and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @jolly swift was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @jolly swift died.

@steel sentinel decisively vanquished @raw moss through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @small sphinx
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tidal bane]

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[formal badge]

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[raw moss]

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[jolly swift]

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[maiden walrus]

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[vernal fox]

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[exotic saddle]

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[steel sentinel]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[mossy jolt]

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[proper wedge]

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[tight forum]

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[waxen marlin]

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[carmine cairn]

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[glacial totem]

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[vernal fox]

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[small sphinx]

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[lucid hull]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @lucid hull, @raw moss, @tight forum, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @small sphinx, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @vernal fox, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, and @mossy jolt
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, and @maiden walrus formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

@formal badge and @raw moss were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@mossy jolt went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @mossy jolt decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@tight forum had a terrible night. @tight forum died.

@tranquil wyvern decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

@tidal bane sang a song to try to impress @vernal fox, @exotic saddle, and @jolly swift. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@proper wedge drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @proper wedge died.

@small sphinx built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@waxen marlin dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

After @maiden walrus went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @maiden walrus died.

@exotic saddle crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @exotic saddle's entire body.

@mossy jolt disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

@tranquil wyvern confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@vernal fox won in a fight against @exotic saddle by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @exotic saddle died.

@waxen marlin literally can't even. @waxen marlin died.

@glacial totem tried to confess their love to @small sphinx, but @small sphinx interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@formal badge became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @formal badge died.

@carmine cairn got tired of @mossy jolt constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @mossy jolt died.

@vernal fox didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @vernal fox died.

@tranquil wyvern found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@glacial totem went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@tidal bane purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@small sphinx uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @small sphinx died.

@raw moss vaporized @jolly swift with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @jolly swift died.

A mysterious stranger gave @lucid hull a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @steel sentinel with it. However, @lucid hull clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @lucid hull died.

@tranquil wyvern's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tidal bane made fun of @steel sentinel for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @steel sentinel shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @tidal bane died.

@carmine cairn modified @glacial totem's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @glacial totem was never seen again. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss popped @carmine cairn by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @carmine cairn died.

@steel sentinel tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @lucid hull
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @small sphinx
100 points go to 10th place: @vernal fox

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tidal bane]

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[raw moss]

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[jolly swift]

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[maiden walrus]

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[warm gale]

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[waxen marlin]

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[undone notch]

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[steel sentinel]

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[slender quarry]

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[static trout]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[grizzled canopy]

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[orchid scaffold]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @static trout, @undone notch, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @warm gale, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, and @waxen marlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift tried to explain to @static trout that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @static trout countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @jolly swift died.

@steel sentinel and @raw moss discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

@static trout fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @static trout died.

@undone notch forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @undone notch wasn't a Slime, @undone notch was endlessly beaten. @undone notch died.

@grizzled canopy tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

@slender quarry stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @slender quarry died.

Thanks to @maiden walrus's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @waxen marlin's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @maiden walrus died.

@warm gale pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @warm gale died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

@carmine cairn slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @grizzled canopy's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @grizzled canopy died.

While playing at the beach, @steel sentinel buried @raw moss in the sand. It took @raw moss several hours to dig themselves back out.

@subtle gorge played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@waxen marlin's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @waxen marlin responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

@tranquil wyvern recruited @orchid scaffold as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@orchid scaffold used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@tidal bane ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@raw moss was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

@waxen marlin got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @waxen marlin died.

@subtle gorge accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@tranquil wyvern tried to destroy @steel sentinel by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

@orchid scaffold looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @orchid scaffold died.

@steel sentinel drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @tidal bane appeared instead.

@tranquil wyvern made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@tranquil wyvern attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @tidal bane, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @tidal bane died.

@subtle gorge thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

@carmine cairn invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

@subtle gorge found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @subtle gorge died.

@carmine cairn forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @orchid scaffold
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @warm gale

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
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@oak temple was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@arctic temple forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

@tidal bane was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @tidal bane's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @tidal bane died.

@steel sentinel shot @raw moss with a Water Gun. @raw moss shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

@undone notch tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@grizzled canopy watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@waxen marlin found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@static trout stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

@tranquil wyvern hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@arctic temple insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @static trout insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @static trout, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @static trout died.

The Nurse told @undone notch they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @undone notch died.

@oak temple tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

Low on health, @amber ermine hid from @raw moss by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @amber ermine died.

@waxen marlin and @steel sentinel huddled around @tranquil wyvern to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @tranquil wyvern's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@grizzled canopy started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @grizzled canopy died.

@raw moss entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@arctic temple found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@waxen marlin was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @waxen marlin died.

@steel sentinel saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@arctic temple had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@arctic temple's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @arctic temple died.

@tranquil wyvern took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @oak temple and @raw moss ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

@steel sentinel made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@oak temple drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @oak temple died.

@tranquil wyvern stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

@tranquil wyvern did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Psycho Knife instead of a Bug Net.

@raw moss used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

@steel sentinel looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

@raw moss opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@steel sentinel died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @steel sentinel was revived.

@steel sentinel threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

Oh? Instead of running away, @raw moss is approaching @steel sentinel!

@raw moss fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@steel sentinel was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @raw moss. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @undone notch
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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[tidal bane]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 19 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @empty ocean, @tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @muted fern, @static trout, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @worthy cove, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @hardy patio, @weak island, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, and @jolly lily
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@glacial totem tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @steel sentinel in disguise. @glacial totem died.

@worthy cove threw @empty ocean into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @worthy cove a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @empty ocean died.

@tidal bane went down @arctic temple's chimney to deliver presents, but @arctic temple's fireplace was still in use. @tidal bane died.

@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@muted fern accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @muted fern died.

@static trout got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @static trout died.

@weak island tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@formal badge wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@cerulean mauve started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @hardy patio and @orchid scaffold.

@orchid scaffold thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @orchid scaffold died.

@grizzled canopy was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @grizzled canopy died.

While in the Underground Jungle, @hardy patio used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @hardy patio died.

@weak island threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@weak island had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @weak island wasn't a pie. @weak island died.

@jolly lily rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @jolly lily's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

@waxen marlin tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @carmine cairn's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @waxen marlin died.

@formal badge went AFK in their gel farm. @worthy cove set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @formal badge died.

@steel sentinel theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@brave shore used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @brave shore died.

@arctic temple was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @arctic temple died.

@cerulean mauve decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @cerulean mauve died.

@jolly lily put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @jolly lily died.

@worthy cove used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @worthy cove died.

@carmine cairn pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @carmine cairn died.

@steel sentinel trapped @raw moss in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @raw moss managed to escape regardless.

@raw moss drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @worthy cove
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly lily
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @next hemlock, @fiery belfry, @wide gate, @long vine, @oak lantern, @exotic saddle, @astral glacier, @weak island, @mossy jolt, @stray trench, and @cerulean mauve
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@tidal bane walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @tidal bane died.

@oak lantern thought that @wide gate was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

@fiery belfry wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

@exotic saddle planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @next hemlock thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@astral glacier became convinced that @mossy jolt was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @mossy jolt, who was left very confused (and wet).

@carmine cairn forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @carmine cairn died.

@static trout's face was scorched off after @glacial totem took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @static trout died.

@wide gate was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @wide gate died.

@long vine kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @long vine red. @long vine died.

@oak lantern took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @oak lantern died.

@next hemlock obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @next hemlock never learned how to snap their fingers.

@stray trench claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@exotic saddle tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @exotic saddle died.

The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @weak island was caught in the crossfire. @weak island died.

@mossy jolt thought they assassinated @fiery belfry, but it was just @mossy jolt in disguise. Huh? @mossy jolt died.

@stray trench returned to their house, only to find that @cerulean mauve had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@fiery belfry sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @stray trench. Apparently, not that many. @stray trench died.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @glacial totem would soon die a gruesome death. @glacial totem ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@next hemlock became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@glacial totem hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

@next hemlock started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

@cerulean mauve stole @astral glacier's lemons. @astral glacier got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @cerulean mauve's house down.

@fiery belfry drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@astral glacier managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

@fiery belfry was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@cerulean mauve was dunked on by @glacial totem. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@cerulean mauve brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @cerulean mauve died.

@fiery belfry threw a Stink Potion at @next hemlock. @next hemlock threw a Toxic Flask right back. @fiery belfry died.

@glacial totem compressed @astral glacier until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @astral glacier died.

@next hemlock distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@next hemlock decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @next hemlock died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 7th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @oak lantern

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @next hemlock, @fiery belfry, @trail loom, @long vine, @astral glacier, @weak island, @mossy jolt, @rain gorge, and @cerulean mauve
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The fighting begins again!

@tidal bane walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @tidal bane died.

@rain gorge, @weak island, and @glacial totem worked on a group project, but it looked like @rain gorge was doing most of the work.

@cerulean mauve became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@long vine and @trail loom played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@astral glacier comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@glacial totem forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @glacial totem died.

@mossy jolt and @astral glacier were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @mossy jolt suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @astral glacier turned around to look. @astral glacier died.

@next hemlock somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@trail loom 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @weak island to death. @weak island died.

@fiery belfry got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

@cerulean mauve saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @mossy jolt instead. @mossy jolt died.

@rain gorge suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@long vine tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

@next hemlock tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

@cerulean mauve accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @cerulean mauve died.

@long vine swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @long vine died.

@trail loom got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @trail loom died.

@next hemlock and @fiery belfry had a very merry unbirthday party together. @rain gorge found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@fiery belfry drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @fiery belfry died.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @rain gorge begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@rain gorge spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@rain gorge’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@rain gorge went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@rain gorge consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

@rain gorge tried to stab @next hemlock, but @next hemlock's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @next hemlock died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @rain gorge!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @rain gorge
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 8th place: @weak island
100 points go to 9th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

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[next hemlock]

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[ionic willow]

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[glacial totem]

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[cerulean mauve]

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[fiery belfry]

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[soft lark]

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[tidal bane]

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[astral glacier]

bb!register

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[weak island]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[mossy jolt]

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[slender quarry]

bb!register

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@slender quarry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[astral glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@astral glacier, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @next hemlock, @long vine, @astral glacier, @weak island, @mossy jolt, @cerulean mauve, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@tidal bane drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @tidal bane died.

Santa Claus asked @ionic willow what they wanted for Christmas. @ionic willow replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@next hemlock walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@carmine cairn blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @carmine cairn's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

@soft lark found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@fiery belfry made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@cerulean mauve listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @cerulean mauve saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@glacial totem tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @glacial totem's brains. @glacial totem died.

@weak island went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

@long vine made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @slender quarry walked all over it. #(##^)#

@soft lark spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @soft lark died.

@slender quarry tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

@next hemlock practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

@weak island used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @weak island died.

@mossy jolt started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @mossy jolt suddenly didn't feel so good. @mossy jolt died.

@long vine was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@astral glacier fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@cerulean mauve tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@ionic willow practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @astral glacier and @cerulean mauve got their chainsaws ready.

@fiery belfry traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@carmine cairn tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@cerulean mauve fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @cerulean mauve died.

@next hemlock decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

@slender quarry ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@next hemlock sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@astral glacier, @fiery belfry and @ionic willow played hot potato with a grenade. @ionic willow forgot to pass it on. @ionic willow died.

@carmine cairn climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @long vine and @slender quarry.

@slender quarry likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @slender quarry probably liked trains a bit too much. @slender quarry died.

@fiery belfry got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @fiery belfry died.

@next hemlock landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @next hemlock accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @next hemlock died.

@carmine cairn drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@astral glacier tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@long vine developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

@long vine and @carmine cairn played catch with a Paladin. @long vine accidentally fumbled a catch. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@astral glacier tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @carmine cairn demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @astral glacier by two. @astral glacier died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @mossy jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @weak island

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

bb!register

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[cerulean mauve]

bb!register

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[soft lark]

bb!register

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[slender quarry]

bb!register

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[weak island]

bb!register

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[digital aurora]

bb!register

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@digital aurora, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[empty ocean]

bb!register

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[strong sierra]

bb!register

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@strong sierra, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@next hemlock, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[astral glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@empty ocean, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @soft lark, @digital aurora, @next hemlock, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @astral glacier, @weak island, @strong sierra, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@empty ocean found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @empty ocean died.

@slender quarry tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @slender quarry. @slender quarry died.

@strong sierra trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

@soft lark used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @soft lark died.

@digital aurora was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @digital aurora died.

@fiery belfry covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@weak island invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@long vine sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @long vine died.

@next hemlock saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

No one told @weak island that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @weak island died.

@next hemlock received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

@strong sierra used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@cerulean mauve claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

A witch prophesized that @astral glacier would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@fiery belfry finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

@strong sierra was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @strong sierra died.

@cerulean mauve dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @cerulean mauve died.

A pretty fairy led @fiery belfry to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @fiery belfry died.

@astral glacier was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @astral glacier died.

@next hemlock tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@next hemlock's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @next hemlock died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @strong sierra
100 points go to 7th place: @weak island
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @digital aurora
100 points go to 10th place: @soft lark

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[next hemlock]

bb!register

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cerulean mauve]

bb!register

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[empty ocean]

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[strong sierra]

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[glacial totem]

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[soft lark]

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[undone notch]

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[slender quarry]

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[long vine]

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[oblique lantern]

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[carmine cairn]

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register