#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 177

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:35 PM

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While @waxen marlin looked inside a Corruption chasm, @small sphinx pranked them by pushing them inside. @waxen marlin died.

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@carmine cairn tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@ebon matrix played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @ebon matrix died.

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While playing at the beach, @small sphinx buried @signal minnow in the sand. It took @signal minnow several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@carmine cairn started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@orchid scaffold walked up to @tranquil wyvern and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @orchid scaffold, that kills people! @tranquil wyvern died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @uneven grove is now goo. @uneven grove died.

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@orchid scaffold got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@small sphinx tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @small sphinx died.

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@carmine cairn tried to confess their love to @orchid scaffold, but @orchid scaffold interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@signal minnow saw @orchid scaffold trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @signal minnow is calling the police!

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@carmine cairn took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@signal minnow dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @signal minnow died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @orchid scaffold

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@orchid scaffold tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@orchid scaffold fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @orchid scaffold died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @orchid scaffold
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @small sphinx
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @hexed notch, @hollow vessel, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @small sphinx, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @cerulean mauve, @lime creek, and @elfin falcon
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @glacial totem died.

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@hollow vessel realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @hollow vessel died.

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@elfin falcon had @half magnet lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @half magnet, this wasn't a magic show. @half magnet died.

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@small sphinx huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@waxen marlin was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @hardy patio's Star Cannon. @waxen marlin died.

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@lime creek got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@cerulean mauve started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @cerulean mauve died.

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@lime creek forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@hexed notch angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@hexed notch was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @hexed notch died.

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@elfin falcon huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @small sphinx also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@small sphinx wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @hardy patio wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @small sphinx killed the Traveling Merchant first. @small sphinx died.

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@elfin falcon ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @elfin falcon died.

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@hardy patio used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @elfin falcon
150 points go to 4th place: @small sphinx
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @hollow vessel

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rare gust Mar 24, 2026, 7:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @hollow vessel, @tranquil wyvern, @rare gust, @proper wedge, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @acoustic mica, @grizzled canopy, @hardy patio, and @cerulean mauve
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@glacial totem climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @glacial totem died.

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@hollow vessel merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@exotic saddle chewed some gum. It made @exotic saddle feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @exotic saddle died.

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@rare gust kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@proud lava tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tranquil wyvern through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @proud lava has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @proud lava died.

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@hardy patio and @carmine cairn were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@acoustic mica sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@jolly swift tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@grizzled canopy built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@acoustic mica followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @acoustic mica died.

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@hardy patio built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@rare gust tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@proper wedge wondered what Obama's last name is.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @grizzled canopy farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @grizzled canopy died.

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@tranquil wyvern donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@carmine cairn used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@cerulean mauve went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @cerulean mauve died.

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@rare gust consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@proper wedge's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @proper wedge died.

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@hollow vessel placed chests all over the world except where @rare gust was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @rare gust died.

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@jolly swift killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@hardy patio tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @carmine cairn, but it refused to listen because @hardy patio didn't have enough badges.

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@hollow vessel was infected by a zombie virus. @hollow vessel died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hollow vessel used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @hollow vessel died.

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After an intense fight, @jolly swift was beaten by @carmine cairn in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @carmine cairn told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@jolly swift tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @jolly swift keeled over from a heart attack. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn took aim at @hardy patio from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@hardy patio has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @hardy patio woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@hardy patio was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @hollow vessel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rare gust
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @acoustic mica

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hardy patio Mar 24, 2026, 8:29 PM

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brave shore Mar 24, 2026, 9:31 PM

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glacial totem Mar 24, 2026, 9:35 PM

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waxen marlin Mar 24, 2026, 9:35 PM

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hollow vessel Mar 24, 2026, 9:45 PM

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worthy cove Mar 24, 2026, 9:46 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 24, 2026, 9:50 PM

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proud lava Mar 24, 2026, 10:03 PM

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muted fern Mar 24, 2026, 10:05 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @muted fern, @carmine cairn, @hollow vessel, @worthy cove, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @dull arrow, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @brave shore, and @cerulean mauve
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@exotic saddle learned all of @carmine cairn's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@cerulean mauve stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@hardy patio wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @glacial totem into an apple. @glacial totem died.

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@waxen marlin was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @brave shore was the bartender, @worthy cove was the DJ, and @muted fern was the pinata. @muted fern died.

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@proper wedge tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @proper wedge died.

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@dull arrow woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @dull arrow died.

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@proud lava took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @proud lava died.

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@tranquil wyvern squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@exotic saddle just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@exotic saddle told @tranquil wyvern that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @tranquil wyvern took those words literally and peeled @exotic saddle. @exotic saddle died.

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@waxen marlin fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @waxen marlin died.

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@brave shore tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @brave shore died.

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@hardy patio drew swords on the ground. @cerulean mauve started stomping all over them. Furious, @hardy patio picked one up and stabbed @cerulean mauve with it.. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tidal bane gave a hug to @carmine cairn and almost choked them to death!

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@tidal bane was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @tidal bane died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @hollow vessel tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@hardy patio invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@tranquil wyvern snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hollow vessel thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @hollow vessel died.

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@worthy cove put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @worthy cove died.

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@hardy patio tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@carmine cairn hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@hardy patio felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @carmine cairn setting explosives beneath them. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @worthy cove
150 points go to 4th place: @hollow vessel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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worthy cove Mar 24, 2026, 10:37 PM

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formal badge Mar 24, 2026, 11:06 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @muted fern, @hollow vessel, @fiery belfry, @worthy cove, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @grizzled canopy, @formal badge, @cerulean mauve, and @tulip adder
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@tidal bane cut a specific wire in @muted fern's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @muted fern died.

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@hollow vessel took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@exotic saddle drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@hollow vessel was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @hollow vessel died.

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@worthy cove gave @fiery belfry a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @fiery belfry gave @worthy cove a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @worthy cove died.

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@cerulean mauve used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @proud lava alive. @proud lava died.

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@exotic saddle was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @exotic saddle died.

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@cerulean mauve modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@hardy patio tried to get @tidal bane to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @hardy patio died.

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@grizzled canopy tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @grizzled canopy died.

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@formal badge wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @formal badge died.

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@cerulean mauve declared that 64 was their favorite number. @tulip adder wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @cerulean mauve by stabbing them 64 times. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tidal bane traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @tidal bane did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @tidal bane died.

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@tulip adder used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @tulip adder died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @fiery belfry!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @fiery belfry
500 points go to 2nd place: @tulip adder
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @worthy cove

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hollow vessel Mar 24, 2026, 11:44 PM

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weak island Mar 24, 2026, 11:48 PM

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tidal bane Mar 24, 2026, 11:49 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 25, 2026, 12:01 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 25, 2026, 12:04 AM

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oak temple Mar 25, 2026, 12:15 AM

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hardy patio Mar 25, 2026, 12:17 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 25, 2026, 12:27 AM

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long vine Mar 25, 2026, 12:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @hollow vessel, @oak temple, @fiery belfry, @worthy cove, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @hardy patio, @weak island, @livid shuttle, @cerulean mauve, and @midnight axle
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@long vine used an Inferno Fork to eat. @livid shuttle thought they didn't notice, but @long vine just really likes spicy food.

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@tidal bane threatened @oak temple with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @oak temple informed @tidal bane as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @tidal bane died.

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@weak island was tired of @glacial totem constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @glacial totem's front yard. @glacial totem died.

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@oak temple found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @oak temple died.

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@fiery belfry received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @fiery belfry died.

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@cerulean mauve had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@worthy cove learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @hardy patio found out that @worthy cove meant "killer" in the literal sense. @hardy patio died.

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@tranquil wyvern sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@livid shuttle was furious at @hollow vessel for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @livid shuttle's special someone!

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@livid shuttle tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @livid shuttle died.

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@worthy cove silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @midnight axle's back, which then integrated itself into @midnight axle's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@cerulean mauve finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @cerulean mauve died.

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@weak island tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @weak island decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @long vine into fertilizer. @long vine died.

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@midnight axle drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @midnight axle died.

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@hollow vessel failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@carmine cairn distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@worthy cove found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@worthy cove dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @weak island, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @weak island died.

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@hollow vessel found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@tranquil wyvern challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @tranquil wyvern died.

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There was a snake in @worthy cove's boot! @worthy cove died.

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@carmine cairn gave @hollow vessel Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @hollow vessel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hollow vessel
250 points go to 3rd place: @worthy cove
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @weak island
150 points go to 6th place: @midnight axle
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

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hollow vessel Mar 25, 2026, 12:38 AM

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weak island Mar 25, 2026, 12:39 AM

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worthy cove Mar 25, 2026, 12:42 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 25, 2026, 12:44 AM

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tidal bane Mar 25, 2026, 12:48 AM

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hallow canyon Mar 25, 2026, 12:48 AM

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glacial totem Mar 25, 2026, 12:59 AM

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hardy patio Mar 25, 2026, 1:05 AM

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vernal fox Mar 25, 2026, 1:08 AM

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hexed notch Mar 25, 2026, 1:29 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 25, 2026, 1:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @hollow vessel, @fiery belfry, @worthy cove, @hallow canyon, @hardy patio, @weak island, @vernal fox, @livid shuttle, and @midnight axle
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@midnight axle invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@tidal bane soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @tidal bane dyed.

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@hexed notch built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@vernal fox was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@glacial totem couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@fiery belfry shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@hallow canyon tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@livid shuttle screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@carmine cairn was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @carmine cairn died.

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@hollow vessel was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@hallow canyon was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @hallow canyon died.

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@hardy patio stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @hardy patio's ego received a small boost.

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@hexed notch sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@hardy patio spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @hardy patio died.

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@fiery belfry told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @vernal fox and @weak island.

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@hollow vessel tried to steal @glacial totem's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@tidal bane calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@livid shuttle drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@midnight axle came out of @hollow vessel's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@glacial totem fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@worthy cove sharpened @weak island's face at a Sharpening Station. @weak island became the sharpest tool in the shed. @weak island died.

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@vernal fox spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@tidal bane headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@livid shuttle painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@fiery belfry accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@livid shuttle received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @livid shuttle died.

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@tidal bane purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @tidal bane ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@fiery belfry started blocking @hollow vessel's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@vernal fox tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@worthy cove escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@midnight axle got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@hexed notch caused @glacial totem to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@midnight axle was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @midnight axle died.

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@hexed notch tried to strike @fiery belfry down, but @fiery belfry instead became more powerful than @hexed notch could possibly imagine.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@tidal bane thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @tidal bane died.

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@vernal fox challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @vernal fox died.

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@glacial totem struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@hollow vessel patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @fiery belfry in disguise.

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@fiery belfry ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @fiery belfry died.

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@glacial totem had a sleepover with @hollow vessel, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@worthy cove was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@hollow vessel found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@worthy cove was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@hollow vessel tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @hollow vessel died.

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@worthy cove reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @worthy cove died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @worthy cove
250 points go to 3rd place: @hollow vessel
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @vernal fox
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @midnight axle
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @weak island

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 25, 2026, 1:41 AM

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worthy cove Mar 25, 2026, 1:42 AM

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hollow vessel Mar 25, 2026, 1:42 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 25, 2026, 1:44 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 25, 2026, 1:47 AM

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hardy patio Mar 25, 2026, 1:47 AM

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vernal fox Mar 25, 2026, 1:48 AM

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glacial totem Mar 25, 2026, 1:54 AM

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long vine Mar 25, 2026, 1:56 AM

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sleek walrus Mar 25, 2026, 2:00 AM

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iron geode Mar 25, 2026, 2:00 AM

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tidal bane Mar 25, 2026, 2:10 AM

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vernal fox Mar 25, 2026, 2:27 AM

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craggy cargo Mar 25, 2026, 2:27 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @hollow vessel, @fiery belfry, @worthy cove, @long vine, @craggy cargo, @sleek walrus, @acoustic mica, @hardy patio, @vernal fox, and @iron geode
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@glacial totem went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @vernal fox and @worthy cove summoned the Impending Doom. @glacial totem died.

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@craggy cargo went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @hardy patio had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @craggy cargo died.

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@raw moss performed open heart surgery on @sleek walrus, even though @sleek walrus never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @sleek walrus died.

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@tidal bane created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @acoustic mica got too close while watching. @acoustic mica died.

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@hardy patio was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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Someone let the dogs out! @iron geode tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @iron geode died.

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@vernal fox drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@hollow vessel, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @hollow vessel died.

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@vernal fox became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @fiery belfry had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @vernal fox's suffering. @vernal fox died.

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@raw moss didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @tidal bane's. @tidal bane died.

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@long vine wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@worthy cove tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@fiery belfry was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @fiery belfry died.

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@worthy cove took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @worthy cove died.

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@long vine made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @worthy cove
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @vernal fox
100 points go to 7th place: @hollow vessel
100 points go to 8th place: @iron geode
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @acoustic mica

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tidal bane Mar 25, 2026, 2:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 25, 2026, 3:14 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 25, 2026, 3:26 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 25, 2026, 3:28 AM

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rigid relic Mar 25, 2026, 3:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @next hemlock, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, and @weak island
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@tidal bane vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @tidal bane died.

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@static trout used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @static trout then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@static trout fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @static trout died.

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@fiery belfry found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@weak island threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @weak island unlocked the power of flight!

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@next hemlock followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @next hemlock died.

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@long vine was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @long vine died.

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@rigid relic's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @rigid relic died.

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@hardy patio and @tranquil wyvern attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@raw moss couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@glacial totem tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@weak island got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @weak island died.

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@raw moss accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@fiery belfry heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @fiery belfry stopped because their voice became horse.

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@hardy patio set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@raw moss put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@fiery belfry wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @fiery belfry's head. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@glacial totem kept talking, but stopped after @carmine cairn held up their hand. @carmine cairn demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@tranquil wyvern was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@hardy patio shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss and @glacial totem were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @raw moss fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@glacial totem read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @weak island
100 points go to 8th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @next hemlock

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fiery belfry Mar 25, 2026, 3:40 AM

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weak island Mar 25, 2026, 3:40 AM

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glacial totem Mar 25, 2026, 3:41 AM

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tidal bane Mar 25, 2026, 3:45 AM

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upper palm Mar 25, 2026, 3:46 AM

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hardy patio Mar 25, 2026, 3:46 AM

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long vine Mar 25, 2026, 3:49 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 25, 2026, 3:51 AM

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jolly lily Mar 25, 2026, 4:00 AM

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weak island Mar 25, 2026, 4:04 AM

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static trout Mar 25, 2026, 4:11 AM

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hexed notch Mar 25, 2026, 4:20 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 25, 2026, 4:23 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tidal bane, @static trout, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @upper palm, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @weak island, @livid shuttle, @strong sierra, and @jolly lily
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@glacial totem fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @glacial totem died.

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@weak island tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@tidal bane went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tidal bane died.

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@hardy patio fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@steel sentinel and @strong sierra had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@livid shuttle fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@static trout was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @static trout died.

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@hexed notch and @weak island started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @hexed notch took out their actual shotgun. @weak island died.

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@jolly lily was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@livid shuttle tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @livid shuttle died.

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@strong sierra tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@jolly lily fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @fiery belfry. @jolly lily died.

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@steel sentinel hid from @hexed notch after @upper palm exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@steel sentinel splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @hexed notch observed disapprovingly.

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@upper palm summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @upper palm died.

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@strong sierra blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @strong sierra died.

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@long vine rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@hardy patio chased @hexed notch with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @hexed notch died.

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@fiery belfry found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@fiery belfry fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @fiery belfry died.

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@hardy patio tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @strong sierra
100 points go to 7th place: @upper palm
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly lily
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @weak island

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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strong sierra Mar 25, 2026, 4:38 AM

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upper palm Mar 25, 2026, 4:39 AM

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gray sky Mar 25, 2026, 4:44 AM

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soft lark Mar 25, 2026, 4:52 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 25, 2026, 4:56 AM

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small sphinx Mar 25, 2026, 4:58 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 25, 2026, 5:02 AM

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slender quarry Mar 25, 2026, 5:09 AM

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glacial totem Mar 25, 2026, 5:09 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 25, 2026, 5:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 5:23 AM

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hexed notch Mar 25, 2026, 5:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @upper palm, @small sphinx, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, and @strong sierra
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@fiery belfry started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @fiery belfry decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@glacial totem couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@glacial totem constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @gray sky by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @glacial totem's positioning was a bit off. @glacial totem died.

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@slender quarry was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @slender quarry died.

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@strong sierra performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@soft lark lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @soft lark died.

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@gray sky curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @gray sky in half. @gray sky died.

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@small sphinx didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@hexed notch used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @hexed notch died.

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After @upper palm drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @upper palm died.

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@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @strong sierra to death. @strong sierra died.

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@fiery belfry opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @fiery belfry's neck. @fiery belfry died.

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@small sphinx went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @small sphinx died.

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@steel sentinel crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@carmine cairn tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @small sphinx
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @strong sierra
150 points go to 6th place: @upper palm
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @soft lark
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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strong sierra Mar 25, 2026, 5:39 AM

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upper palm Mar 25, 2026, 5:39 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 25, 2026, 5:40 AM

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raw moss Mar 25, 2026, 5:48 AM

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soft lark Mar 25, 2026, 5:48 AM

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brave shore Mar 25, 2026, 6:05 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 25, 2026, 6:07 AM

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dull arrow Mar 25, 2026, 6:09 AM

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small sphinx Mar 25, 2026, 6:11 AM

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proper wedge Mar 25, 2026, 6:24 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 25, 2026, 6:25 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 25, 2026, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 6:28 AM

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desert python Mar 25, 2026, 6:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @desert python, @upper palm, @proper wedge, @dull arrow, @small sphinx, @steel sentinel, @brave shore, and @strong sierra
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@steel sentinel tried to instigate drama against @soft lark, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @steel sentinel used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @soft lark died.

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@raw moss found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@small sphinx found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@carmine cairn wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@proper wedge went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @proper wedge's fault.

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@dull arrow contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @dull arrow died.

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@strong sierra verbally roasted @brave shore so hard that they burst into flames. @brave shore died.

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@upper palm equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @strong sierra into approaching. @upper palm then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @strong sierra with two Sniper Rifle shots. @strong sierra died.

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@upper palm started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @upper palm soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @upper palm died.

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@proper wedge was walked on by a Martian Walker. @proper wedge died.

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@desert python held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@small sphinx went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @small sphinx died.

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@desert python asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @desert python died.

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@steel sentinel stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @steel sentinel blinked first.

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@carmine cairn didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @fiery belfry, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@steel sentinel accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @steel sentinel died. @steel sentinel died. @steel sentinel died. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @desert python
150 points go to 6th place: @small sphinx
100 points go to 7th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @upper palm
100 points go to 9th place: @strong sierra
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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small sphinx Mar 25, 2026, 6:38 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 25, 2026, 6:44 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 25, 2026, 6:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 6:51 AM

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brave shore Mar 25, 2026, 6:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 6:54 AM

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soft lark Mar 25, 2026, 7:01 AM

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gray sky Mar 25, 2026, 7:03 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @small sphinx, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @brave shore, @strong sierra, and @uneven grove
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@long vine and @soft lark swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @carmine cairn died.

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@strong sierra paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@soft lark became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @soft lark died.

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@gray sky found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @gray sky died.

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@waxen marlin killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@fiery belfry tried to high-five @brave shore, but @brave shore went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@small sphinx was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@brave shore used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@waxen marlin learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @waxen marlin died.

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@fiery belfry managed to kill @uneven grove by doing absolutely nothing. @uneven grove died.

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@small sphinx tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @small sphinx died.

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@strong sierra gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @strong sierra died.

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@steel sentinel and @fiery belfry fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @steel sentinel won by breaking @fiery belfry's spine. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @long vine died.

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@brave shore smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@steel sentinel yelled, "Duck!" @brave shore excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @strong sierra
150 points go to 6th place: @small sphinx
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @soft lark

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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small sphinx Mar 25, 2026, 7:38 AM

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lime creek Mar 25, 2026, 7:54 AM

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hardy patio Mar 25, 2026, 8:15 AM

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hexed notch Mar 25, 2026, 8:26 AM

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raw moss Mar 25, 2026, 8:26 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @small sphinx, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @uneven grove
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@steel sentinel walked up to @long vine and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @steel sentinel, that kills people! @long vine died.

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@brave shore gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @brave shore died.

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@uneven grove wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@small sphinx opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@hardy patio spoke softly to @lime creek while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern followed @raw moss into the jungle. @tranquil wyvern started looking left, right and center for @raw moss, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@fiery belfry found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@hexed notch spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@hardy patio and @small sphinx were about to face off, but @hardy patio had to run off to the restroom first.

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@raw moss ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@uneven grove hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @uneven grove died.

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@steel sentinel gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @fiery belfry, who was in the front row. @fiery belfry died.

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@hexed notch and @hardy patio played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@tranquil wyvern will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@hexed notch discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @hexed notch died.

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@small sphinx skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @small sphinx died.

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@tranquil wyvern fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel bought a Gatligator and fired it at @raw moss for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @steel sentinel furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@hardy patio began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@hardy patio made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@steel sentinel asked for @raw moss's autograph. At first, @raw moss was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@hardy patio fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @steel sentinel and @raw moss to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@hardy patio dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @hardy patio died.

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@steel sentinel wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@raw moss tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @small sphinx
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fiery belfry Mar 25, 2026, 8:39 AM

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hardy patio Mar 25, 2026, 8:43 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 25, 2026, 8:43 AM

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soft lark Mar 25, 2026, 8:46 AM

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proper wedge Mar 25, 2026, 8:46 AM

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amber ermine Mar 25, 2026, 8:57 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 25, 2026, 9:03 AM

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long vine Mar 25, 2026, 9:04 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 25, 2026, 9:09 AM

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uneven grove Mar 25, 2026, 9:17 AM

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hexed notch Mar 25, 2026, 9:18 AM

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formal badge Mar 25, 2026, 9:20 AM

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lime creek Mar 25, 2026, 9:21 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @long vine, @amber ermine, @small sphinx, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @uneven grove, and @lime creek
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@amber ermine picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@lime creek added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@long vine started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@soft lark was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @soft lark died.

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@small sphinx somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@proper wedge tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @proper wedge is now bald.

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@amber ermine was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin had a dirty mind. Then @steel sentinel sprayed @waxen marlin's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge sat on a wall. @formal badge had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @formal badge together again. @formal badge died.

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@uneven grove started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tranquil wyvern became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@lime creek entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @lime creek died.

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@hardy patio tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @livid shuttle's eye sockets. @livid shuttle died.

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@proper wedge realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @proper wedge died.

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The Wizard showed @raw moss their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@steel sentinel took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @uneven grove. @uneven grove died.

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@hardy patio tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@hexed notch caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @hexed notch died.

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@small sphinx was stalking @hardy patio's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @small sphinx died.

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@fiery belfry managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @fiery belfry found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @fiery belfry died.

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@hardy patio tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @hardy patio died.

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@steel sentinel swapped @long vine's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @long vine then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@tranquil wyvern stopped a meteor from crushing @raw moss and @steel sentinel with their own body. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Demolitionist told @raw moss that it was a good day to die. @raw moss thought so too. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @small sphinx
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 10th place: @proper wedge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lime creek Mar 25, 2026, 9:39 AM

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small sphinx Mar 25, 2026, 9:39 AM

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soft lark Mar 25, 2026, 9:39 AM

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raw moss Mar 25, 2026, 9:40 AM

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gray sky Mar 25, 2026, 9:44 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 25, 2026, 9:45 AM

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undone notch Mar 25, 2026, 9:51 AM

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uneven grove Mar 25, 2026, 9:55 AM

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amber ermine Mar 25, 2026, 9:56 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 25, 2026, 10:10 AM

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long vine Mar 25, 2026, 10:11 AM

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proper wedge Mar 25, 2026, 10:12 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 25, 2026, 10:15 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 25, 2026, 10:16 AM

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delicate thunder Mar 25, 2026, 10:21 AM

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formal badge Mar 25, 2026, 10:29 AM

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uneven grove Mar 25, 2026, 10:29 AM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@undone notch, @raw moss, @soft lark, @fiery belfry, @proper wedge, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @small sphinx, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @uneven grove, @lime creek, and @delicate thunder
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@gray sky snuck up behind @lime creek, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @gray sky decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@undone notch called @livid shuttle on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @undone notch died.

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@raw moss embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @raw moss tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @raw moss died.

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@soft lark's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @small sphinx and @waxen marlin's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @soft lark died.

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@delicate thunder knocked furiously on @long vine's door while holding an axe. @long vine shouted, "Who's there?"

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@steel sentinel teleported behind @proper wedge using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @proper wedge died.

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@formal badge placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Snowball Cannon.

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@amber ermine found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@uneven grove started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @brave shore forced them to put in some more effort.

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@amber ermine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @amber ermine died.

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@small sphinx accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @small sphinx died.

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@waxen marlin tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@delicate thunder had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@uneven grove and @fiery belfry had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@steel sentinel was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@gray sky made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@formal badge tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tranquil wyvern through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @formal badge has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @formal badge died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @livid shuttle needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@delicate thunder found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @delicate thunder walked out the door.

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@brave shore promised to @uneven grove that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@steel sentinel tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@tranquil wyvern and @lime creek found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tranquil wyvern landed in a pool of water. @lime creek did not. @lime creek died.

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@uneven grove almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@long vine solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@delicate thunder tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@delicate thunder found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @delicate thunder died.

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@fiery belfry dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @brave shore fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@uneven grove turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @uneven grove died.

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@tranquil wyvern was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@brave shore was arrested for killing @long vine with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @brave shore caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@fiery belfry put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @fiery belfry whole. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@brave shore tickled @steel sentinel from behind while they were busy sharpening their Silver Shortsword. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@steel sentinel put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@tranquil wyvern went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @delicate thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

small sphinx Mar 25, 2026, 10:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 10:40 AM

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@small sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

delicate thunder Mar 25, 2026, 10:40 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 25, 2026, 10:40 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 25, 2026, 10:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 10:44 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 25, 2026, 10:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 10:47 AM

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long vine Mar 25, 2026, 10:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 10:49 AM

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brave shore Mar 25, 2026, 10:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 10:55 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Mar 25, 2026, 10:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 10:57 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 25, 2026, 10:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 10:59 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

undone notch Mar 25, 2026, 11:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 11:07 AM

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@undone notch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proper wedge Mar 25, 2026, 11:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 25, 2026, 11:29 AM

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@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@undone notch, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @proper wedge, @small sphinx, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @cerulean mauve, and @delicate thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore bashed @fiery belfry in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@livid shuttle huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @delicate thunder also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@waxen marlin released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @waxen marlin, but it was very satisfying.

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@small sphinx and @undone notch engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @undone notch blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @undone notch died.

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@proper wedge tried hacking into @formal badge's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @formal badge's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@fiery belfry was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel and @tranquil wyvern cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @tranquil wyvern, because @steel sentinel was wearing Frost armor.

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@small sphinx fed @cerulean mauve several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@delicate thunder started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@long vine asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@long vine was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @long vine died.

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@proper wedge ran out of bullets while fighting @waxen marlin, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @waxen marlin died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @steel sentinel wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@brave shore cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@livid shuttle had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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A strange device attached itself to @formal badge's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @formal badge died.

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@cerulean mauve went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @cerulean mauve died.

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@delicate thunder tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@delicate thunder hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @delicate thunder died.

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@proper wedge started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @proper wedge died.

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@livid shuttle tried attacking @brave shore, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@brave shore used their embezzled funds to shred through @small sphinx with a Coin Gun. @small sphinx died.

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@brave shore asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@steel sentinel searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@livid shuttle tried to deal a finishing blow to @steel sentinel, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@livid shuttle ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@steel sentinel hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@livid shuttle suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!