#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 176

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:37 PM

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@livid shuttle fired their bow at @formal badge, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @livid shuttle gave up.

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@arctic temple's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @formal badge used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @formal badge died.

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@gray sky learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@hexed notch found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @arctic temple's. @arctic temple died.

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@carmine cairn drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tranquil wyvern was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@hexed notch invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@proper wedge accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @proper wedge died.

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@hexed notch attacked @jolly swift with a Legendary Zenith, but @jolly swift's pen was mightier. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@gray sky found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, and @jolly swift. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss was infected by a zombie virus. @raw moss died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@gray sky threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@carmine cairn tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@livid shuttle overwhelmed @gray sky with a storm of flying bananas. @gray sky died.

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@raw moss was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@livid shuttle threatened @carmine cairn with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @carmine cairn informed @livid shuttle as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@carmine cairn wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @raw moss into an apple. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Mar 23, 2026, 5:40 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 23, 2026, 5:42 PM

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glacial totem Mar 23, 2026, 5:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 23, 2026, 6:18 PM

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signal minnow Mar 23, 2026, 6:20 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 23, 2026, 6:26 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 23, 2026, 6:33 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 23, 2026, 6:35 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 23, 2026, 6:48 PM

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elfin falcon Mar 23, 2026, 7:00 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 23, 2026, 7:04 PM

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cunning plume Mar 23, 2026, 7:16 PM

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brazen plaza Mar 23, 2026, 7:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 7:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @haughty cipher, @tranquil wyvern, @cunning plume, @exotic saddle, @brazen plaza, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @gray sky, @cerulean mauve, @elfin falcon, and @signal minnow
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@signal minnow took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@glacial totem fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @brazen plaza. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @carmine cairn died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@haughty cipher attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @elfin falcon watched the carnage from a safe distance. @haughty cipher died.

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@grizzled canopy accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@gray sky paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Sickle.

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@cunning plume had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@cerulean mauve was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@exotic saddle had a terrible night. @exotic saddle died.

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@grizzled canopy jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @grizzled canopy died.

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@gray sky felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @gray sky died.

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@elfin falcon somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@signal minnow started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @signal minnow - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @signal minnow then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@cunning plume made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @cerulean mauve joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @brazen plaza, but they were in broad daylight.

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@steel sentinel tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@elfin falcon tried to deal a finishing blow to @signal minnow, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@elfin falcon wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @elfin falcon turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @elfin falcon died.

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@signal minnow and @steel sentinel had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@cunning plume suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @cunning plume died.

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@brazen plaza hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @tranquil wyvern's house. @tranquil wyvern started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@signal minnow asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@signal minnow constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@steel sentinel and @signal minnow found themselves falling from a considerable height. @steel sentinel landed in a pool of water. @signal minnow did not. @signal minnow died.

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@brazen plaza literally can't even. @brazen plaza died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brazen plaza
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @cunning plume
150 points go to 6th place: @elfin falcon
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Mar 23, 2026, 7:47 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 23, 2026, 7:48 PM

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glacial totem Mar 23, 2026, 7:54 PM

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oak temple Mar 23, 2026, 7:55 PM

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thick steppe Mar 23, 2026, 8:14 PM

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remote pumice Mar 23, 2026, 8:20 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 23, 2026, 8:24 PM

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brave shore Mar 23, 2026, 8:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

elfin falcon Mar 23, 2026, 8:32 PM

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raw moss Mar 23, 2026, 8:33 PM

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floral basalt Mar 23, 2026, 8:42 PM

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formal badge Mar 23, 2026, 9:01 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 23, 2026, 9:04 PM

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tight forum Mar 23, 2026, 9:12 PM

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signal minnow Mar 23, 2026, 9:25 PM

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proper wedge Mar 23, 2026, 9:27 PM

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trail loom Mar 23, 2026, 9:28 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 23, 2026, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 9:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @oak temple, @thick steppe, @trail loom, @tight forum, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @remote pumice, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @formal badge, @brave shore, @floral basalt, @elfin falcon, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @steel sentinel woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@exotic saddle had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@thick steppe was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@tight forum decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@glacial totem playfully poked @floral basalt and laughed. @floral basalt playfully poked them back with a Titanium Trident. @glacial totem died.

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@tight forum's skeleton decided that @tight forum wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tight forum died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @grizzled canopy farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @grizzled canopy died.

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@signal minnow somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@raw moss distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@proper wedge wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@formal badge traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @formal badge did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @formal badge died.

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@oak temple summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @floral basalt's life points directly. @floral basalt died.

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@tranquil wyvern started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@trail loom found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@steel sentinel teleported behind @elfin falcon using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @elfin falcon died.

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@carmine cairn found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@signal minnow couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @signal minnow died.

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@exotic saddle and @thick steppe had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@oak temple tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @oak temple died.

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@proper wedge started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @proper wedge died.

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@thick steppe used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @thick steppe died.

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@tranquil wyvern started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@brave shore got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@exotic saddle wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @exotic saddle died.

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@steel sentinel tried to instigate drama against @tranquil wyvern, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @steel sentinel used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn declared war against @trail loom because they didn't like something @trail loom said in their AMA.

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@remote pumice learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @remote pumice died.

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@trail loom moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @trail loom died.

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@raw moss wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@brave shore and @steel sentinel were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @brave shore played solitaire. @steel sentinel stood behind them and watched.

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@raw moss stopped a meteor from crushing @steel sentinel and @brave shore with their own body. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@brave shore started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel placed chests all over the world except where @carmine cairn was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 10th place: @proper wedge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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trail loom Mar 23, 2026, 9:39 PM

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elfin falcon Mar 23, 2026, 9:42 PM

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raw moss Mar 23, 2026, 9:42 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 23, 2026, 9:54 PM

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formal badge Mar 23, 2026, 9:56 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 23, 2026, 10:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 10:08 PM

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hardy patio Mar 23, 2026, 10:19 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 23, 2026, 10:20 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 23, 2026, 10:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 10:26 PM

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long vine Mar 23, 2026, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 10:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @cerulean mauve, and @elfin falcon
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @raw moss's heart! @raw moss died.

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@trail loom was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @trail loom lived.

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@exotic saddle was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@hardy patio drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@formal badge was in the middle of taking a shower when @cerulean mauve took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @formal badge died.

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@cerulean mauve mistook @elfin falcon's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @cerulean mauve died.

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@steel sentinel wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@exotic saddle's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @exotic saddle died.

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@trail loom performed open heart surgery on @elfin falcon, even though @elfin falcon never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @elfin falcon died.

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@hardy patio got tired of @trail loom constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @trail loom died.

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@long vine fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @hardy patio died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @carmine cairn's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 6th place: @elfin falcon
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 23, 2026, 10:39 PM

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elfin falcon Mar 23, 2026, 10:39 PM

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long vine Mar 23, 2026, 10:40 PM

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raw moss Mar 23, 2026, 10:41 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 23, 2026, 11:20 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 23, 2026, 11:37 PM

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glacial totem Mar 24, 2026, 12:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 12:30 AM

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brazen plaza Mar 24, 2026, 12:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 12:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @long vine, @lean dew, @steel sentinel, @gritty goblet, @hardy patio, @stray trench, @cerulean mauve, and @elfin falcon
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@hardy patio met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @hardy patio ended up completely fine.

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@glacial totem was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn was playing hide and seek with @steel sentinel and @elfin falcon, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @carmine cairn died.

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@lean dew found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @lean dew headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@raw moss wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@raw moss gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @raw moss died.

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@lean dew fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @lean dew died.

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@steel sentinel knocked furiously on @hardy patio's door while holding an axe. @hardy patio shouted, "Who's there?"

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@steel sentinel got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @steel sentinel died.

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@cerulean mauve used the power of Flex Tape to stick @gritty goblet in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @gritty goblet's suffering to a swift end. @gritty goblet died.

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@elfin falcon drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@long vine tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@stray trench flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @elfin falcon when the world was flipped.

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@hardy patio spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @long vine. @hardy patio died.

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@cerulean mauve shot their Megashark to the left of @stray trench just to scare them. @stray trench heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @stray trench died.

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@elfin falcon used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@cerulean mauve accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @cerulean mauve died.

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@elfin falcon tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @elfin falcon is now bald.

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@elfin falcon swung a Classy Cane at @long vine, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@elfin falcon was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@long vine accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@elfin falcon blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @elfin falcon died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @elfin falcon
250 points go to 3rd place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 4th place: @stray trench
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @gritty goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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weak island Mar 24, 2026, 12:38 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 24, 2026, 12:41 AM

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hardy patio Mar 24, 2026, 12:42 AM

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fallow thunder Mar 24, 2026, 12:42 AM

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glacial totem Mar 24, 2026, 12:56 AM

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rigid relic Mar 24, 2026, 1:23 AM

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long vine Mar 24, 2026, 1:26 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 24, 2026, 1:27 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 24, 2026, 1:37 AM

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weak island Mar 24, 2026, 1:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 1:44 AM

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ancient geyser Mar 24, 2026, 1:52 AM

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craggy cargo Mar 24, 2026, 1:57 AM

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signal minnow Mar 24, 2026, 2:25 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @craggy cargo, @ancient geyser, @weak island, @rigid relic, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @fallow thunder, @cerulean mauve, and @signal minnow
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@rigid relic and @exotic saddle were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@exotic saddle took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @exotic saddle died.

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@fallow thunder snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@cerulean mauve found the Last Prism. Then @weak island found another one, meaning that @cerulean mauve's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@signal minnow drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@craggy cargo tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @craggy cargo died.

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@signal minnow tried to throw a Swordfish at @livid shuttle before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@hardy patio and @weak island discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@ancient geyser was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@carmine cairn planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@weak island sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @weak island died.

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@rigid relic activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @rigid relic died.

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@livid shuttle breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @livid shuttle died.

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@fallow thunder drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @fallow thunder died.

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@cerulean mauve became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @cerulean mauve died.

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@ancient geyser discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @ancient geyser died.

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@signal minnow thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @signal minnow died.

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@hardy patio was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @ancient geyser
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 9th place: @weak island
100 points go to 10th place: @craggy cargo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cerulean mauve Mar 24, 2026, 2:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 2:38 AM

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long vine Mar 24, 2026, 2:42 AM

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hardy patio Mar 24, 2026, 2:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 2:50 AM

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glacial totem Mar 24, 2026, 2:53 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 24, 2026, 3:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:08 AM

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ancient geyser Mar 24, 2026, 3:18 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 24, 2026, 3:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:26 AM

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rigid relic Mar 24, 2026, 3:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:28 AM

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next hemlock Mar 24, 2026, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @long vine, @ancient geyser, @acoustic mica, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @livid shuttle, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@glacial totem gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@acoustic mica lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @long vine died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @next hemlock being mercilessly tickled by @cerulean mauve.

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@rigid relic flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @acoustic mica. @acoustic mica died.

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@rigid relic has fallen, and they can't get up. @rigid relic died.

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@cerulean mauve ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @cerulean mauve, @livid shuttle broke their fall with their own body. @livid shuttle died.

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@cerulean mauve used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @cerulean mauve died.

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@hardy patio learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @ancient geyser found out that @hardy patio meant "killer" in the literal sense. @ancient geyser died.

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@hardy patio tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @hardy patio died.

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@next hemlock suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@carmine cairn asked @next hemlock to give them a hand, so @next hemlock chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@next hemlock was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @next hemlock died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @ancient geyser
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 8th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 24, 2026, 3:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:54 AM

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glacial totem Mar 24, 2026, 3:55 AM

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hardy patio Mar 24, 2026, 4:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:08 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 24, 2026, 4:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:17 AM

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craggy cargo Mar 24, 2026, 4:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

tight pebble Mar 24, 2026, 4:45 AM

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bb!register

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gray sky Mar 24, 2026, 4:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:58 AM

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bleak tulip Mar 24, 2026, 5:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:06 AM

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half magnet Mar 24, 2026, 5:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:30 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight pebble, @long vine, @half magnet, @craggy cargo, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @bleak tulip
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@hardy patio found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@gray sky found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@glacial totem warned @tight pebble not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tight pebble trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@glacial totem started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @glacial totem soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @glacial totem died.

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@half magnet wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@bleak tulip consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @long vine would soon die a gruesome death. @long vine ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@livid shuttle ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@carmine cairn used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight pebble took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @tight pebble died.

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@gray sky hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@half magnet ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @half magnet died.

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@craggy cargo hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @craggy cargo died.

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@bleak tulip watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@bleak tulip recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@livid shuttle made some Synonym Rolls for @long vine and @gray sky. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@hardy patio was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@gray sky was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @livid shuttle died.

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@bleak tulip built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@bleak tulip received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @bleak tulip died.

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@long vine was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hardy patio!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @bleak tulip
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @craggy cargo
100 points go to 7th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 8th place: @tight pebble
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 24, 2026, 5:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:38 AM

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tight pebble Mar 24, 2026, 5:40 AM

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half magnet Mar 24, 2026, 5:53 AM

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long vine Mar 24, 2026, 5:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:58 AM

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lime creek Mar 24, 2026, 6:08 AM

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bleak tulip Mar 24, 2026, 6:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 6:08 AM

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slate flax Mar 24, 2026, 6:15 AM

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gritty goblet Mar 24, 2026, 6:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 6:21 AM

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proper wedge Mar 24, 2026, 6:26 AM

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stray hill Mar 24, 2026, 6:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 6:26 AM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight pebble, @proper wedge, @long vine, @half magnet, @gritty goblet, @stray hill, @hardy patio, @bleak tulip, @slate flax, and @lime creek
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@bleak tulip constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@half magnet and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @half magnet's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@gritty goblet started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@tight pebble wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @tight pebble's head. @tight pebble died.

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@long vine drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@hardy patio tricked @half magnet into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @half magnet died.

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@gritty goblet joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @gritty goblet died.

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@slate flax built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@bleak tulip ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @bleak tulip died.

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@slate flax released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @slate flax, but it was very satisfying.

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@slate flax's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @slate flax died.

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@lime creek was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @lime creek died.

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@proper wedge was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@stray hill couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@stray hill was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @stray hill died.

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@proper wedge tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @proper wedge died.

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@long vine claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @hardy patio was morbidly interested.

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@long vine tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @hardy patio thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@long vine and @hardy patio built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@long vine wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@hardy patio didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @hardy patio died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @proper wedge
150 points go to 4th place: @stray hill
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @slate flax
100 points go to 7th place: @bleak tulip
100 points go to 8th place: @gritty goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @tight pebble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gritty goblet Mar 24, 2026, 6:55 AM

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gray sky Mar 24, 2026, 6:59 AM

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rigid relic Mar 24, 2026, 7:23 AM

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amber ermine Mar 24, 2026, 7:59 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 24, 2026, 9:10 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 24, 2026, 9:16 AM

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formal badge Mar 24, 2026, 9:22 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@fiery belfry, @half magnet, @long vine, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @gritty goblet, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
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@rigid relic killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@livid shuttle messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@fiery belfry tried to save @formal badge's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @fiery belfry died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @fiery belfry died.

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@mighty coyote found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @gritty goblet to check it out. @gritty goblet decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@amber ermine wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@gray sky literally gaslighted @half magnet by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @half magnet died.

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@amber ermine accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @amber ermine died.

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@rigid relic tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@mighty coyote triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @mighty coyote died.

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@lime creek made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @gritty goblet. @gritty goblet died.

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@long vine saw @hardy patio standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @hardy patio died.

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@rigid relic picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @rigid relic died.

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@formal badge and @lime creek were having a nice picnic on the beach when @long vine stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@gray sky tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@livid shuttle accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@formal badge searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@long vine became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@formal badge was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @formal badge died.

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@gray sky saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@lime creek started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@lime creek tried to attack @gray sky with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@livid shuttle fed @long vine several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@livid shuttle marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@gray sky dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @lime creek, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @lime creek died.

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@long vine broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@long vine heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @long vine stopped because their voice became horse.

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@livid shuttle invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@gray sky was walked on by a Martian Walker. @gray sky died.

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Rumors started spreading that @livid shuttle was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @livid shuttle.

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@long vine encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @long vine decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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A pretty fairy led @livid shuttle to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @gray sky
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @gritty goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Mar 24, 2026, 9:39 AM

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long vine Mar 24, 2026, 9:40 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 24, 2026, 9:50 AM

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brave shore Mar 24, 2026, 9:52 AM

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glass vine Mar 24, 2026, 10:11 AM

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hexed notch Mar 24, 2026, 10:21 AM

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lime creek Mar 24, 2026, 10:22 AM

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novel summit Mar 24, 2026, 10:25 AM

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amber ermine Mar 24, 2026, 10:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @amber ermine, @glass vine, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @novel summit, and @lime creek
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@livid shuttle stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @livid shuttle's ego received a small boost.

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@fiery belfry found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@fiery belfry got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@gray sky played Frisbee with @amber ermine using a Light Disc, but @amber ermine unfortunately didn't have five hands. @amber ermine died.

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@novel summit was cornered by @glass vine, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@brave shore tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@glass vine forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @glass vine died.

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@gray sky's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @gray sky died.

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@hexed notch picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@livid shuttle ran out of bullets while fighting @formal badge, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore and @long vine found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@lime creek hid from @livid shuttle after @long vine exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@livid shuttle got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @hexed notch got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @livid shuttle died.

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@novel summit tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@lime creek invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@novel summit set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@hexed notch gave @brave shore Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @brave shore died.

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@long vine's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@long vine hosted a spelling bee! @lime creek had to spell "cat". @hexed notch had to spell "rain". @novel summit had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@lime creek saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@hexed notch tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@long vine found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@novel summit was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@lime creek drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @lime creek died.

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@novel summit combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@hexed notch entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@novel summit built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@long vine had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@novel summit was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @novel summit died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @novel summit
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 24, 2026, 10:56 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 24, 2026, 10:59 AM

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formal badge Mar 24, 2026, 10:59 AM

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vague sequoia Mar 24, 2026, 11:00 AM

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proper wedge Mar 24, 2026, 11:08 AM

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brave shore Mar 24, 2026, 11:25 AM

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raw moss Mar 24, 2026, 11:36 AM

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proud lava Mar 24, 2026, 11:41 AM

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arctic temple Mar 24, 2026, 11:46 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 24, 2026, 12:07 PM

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half magnet Mar 24, 2026, 12:08 PM

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stray salmon Mar 24, 2026, 12:16 PM

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hexed notch Mar 24, 2026, 12:28 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @stray salmon, @vague sequoia, @tranquil wyvern, @proper wedge, @half magnet, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @glass vine, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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@proper wedge played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @proper wedge died.

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@half magnet consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@glass vine let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@brave shore started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@half magnet opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @half magnet's neck. @half magnet died.

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Poor @formal badge. @formal badge keeps getting pinged over and over again. @formal badge is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @formal badge. @formal badge. @formal badge.

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@raw moss snuck up behind @tranquil wyvern, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @raw moss decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@amber ermine underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @proud lava died.

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@glass vine declared that 64 was their favorite number. @stray salmon wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @glass vine by stabbing them 64 times. @glass vine died.

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@waxen marlin made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @formal badge died.

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@arctic temple put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @arctic temple died.

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@hexed notch was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @hexed notch died.

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@gray sky tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @brave shore in disguise. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern promised to @long vine that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@stray salmon played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @stray salmon. @stray salmon died.

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@vague sequoia tried to kill @raw moss by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@brave shore opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@vague sequoia tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @vague sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @raw moss dried.

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@long vine shot @brave shore with a Water Gun. @brave shore shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@raw moss almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@raw moss sacrificed @long vine by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @long vine died.

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@brave shore curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @brave shore in half. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @vague sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @stray salmon
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 24, 2026, 12:40 PM

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amber ermine Mar 24, 2026, 12:47 PM

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waxen marlin Mar 24, 2026, 12:48 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hexed notch, @long vine, @amber ermine, @craggy cargo, @glass vine, @steel sentinel, @abstract thunder, @waxen marlin, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @uneven grove
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@livid shuttle crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @hexed notch laughed at them, not knowing that @livid shuttle was just a completionist.

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@amber ermine started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @amber ermine died.

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@craggy cargo made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@gray sky sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@craggy cargo donated all of their organs to those in need. @craggy cargo died.

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@steel sentinel was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@glass vine wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@uneven grove and @glass vine played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @uneven grove was the chicken. @glass vine died.

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@abstract thunder wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@long vine found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@formal badge tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @formal badge decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @abstract thunder into fertilizer. @abstract thunder died.

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@gray sky trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@uneven grove, @livid shuttle, and @steel sentinel formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@raw moss crafted @waxen marlin into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @waxen marlin died.

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@gray sky discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @formal badge's mind right in front of their face. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @livid shuttle tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@uneven grove had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @uneven grove died.

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@raw moss claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@steel sentinel was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @hexed notch with its horns. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @raw moss died.

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@long vine used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@long vine took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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uneven grove Mar 24, 2026, 1:39 PM

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raw moss Mar 24, 2026, 1:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 24, 2026, 1:44 PM

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long vine Mar 24, 2026, 1:48 PM

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half magnet Mar 24, 2026, 2:02 PM

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uneven grove Mar 24, 2026, 2:03 PM

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fiery belfry Mar 24, 2026, 2:08 PM

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hardy patio Mar 24, 2026, 2:14 PM

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fiery belfry Mar 24, 2026, 2:28 PM

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formal badge Mar 24, 2026, 2:29 PM

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hexed notch Mar 24, 2026, 2:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @uneven grove
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@half magnet didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @half magnet died.

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@long vine was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@raw moss gazed at clouds with @hexed notch. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@fiery belfry drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@hardy patio tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@livid shuttle tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@uneven grove didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@fiery belfry tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@tranquil wyvern held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@raw moss was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@hexed notch started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @steel sentinel. Queen Bee died.

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@formal badge sat on a wall. @formal badge had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @formal badge together again. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@raw moss baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@steel sentinel decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@hexed notch saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @uneven grove instead. @uneven grove died.

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@tranquil wyvern patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @steel sentinel in disguise.

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@hexed notch couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@raw moss bragged to @fiery belfry about their combat skills. @fiery belfry didn't really know @raw moss and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@raw moss played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@hexed notch was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@fiery belfry built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@fiery belfry accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@raw moss trapped @steel sentinel in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @steel sentinel managed to escape regardless.

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@hexed notch rescued @tranquil wyvern from drowning, but in reverse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel declared war on emus. The emus won. @steel sentinel died.

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@hexed notch constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @raw moss by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @hexed notch's positioning was a bit off. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 24, 2026, 2:41 PM

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hexed notch Mar 24, 2026, 2:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 24, 2026, 2:42 PM

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formal badge Mar 24, 2026, 2:43 PM

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raw moss Mar 24, 2026, 2:46 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 24, 2026, 2:48 PM

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lime creek Mar 24, 2026, 2:57 PM

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amber ermine Mar 24, 2026, 2:58 PM

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novel summit Mar 24, 2026, 3:01 PM

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arctic temple Mar 24, 2026, 3:05 PM

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signal minnow Mar 24, 2026, 3:05 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 24, 2026, 3:25 PM

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small sphinx Mar 24, 2026, 3:26 PM

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craggy cargo Mar 24, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @small sphinx, @craggy cargo, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @novel summit, @arctic temple, @lime creek, and @signal minnow
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@raw moss activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@arctic temple did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @amber ermine, who happened to be watching. @amber ermine died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @livid shuttle managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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After opening a present, @formal badge discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@signal minnow pickpocketed @novel summit, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@small sphinx told @craggy cargo to step off their carpet, which they did. @small sphinx proceeded to murder @craggy cargo, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @craggy cargo died.

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@hexed notch and @hardy patio were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @hexed notch suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @hardy patio turned around to look. @hardy patio died.

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@signal minnow hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@arctic temple was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@formal badge found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@hexed notch tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@carmine cairn ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@formal badge threw a Stink Potion at @raw moss. @raw moss threw a Toxic Flask right back. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @arctic temple died.

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@lime creek became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@novel summit used their Terra Blade to lop off @lime creek's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @novel summit invented golf. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@signal minnow was vehicularly manslaughtered by @carmine cairn's minecart. @signal minnow died.

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@hexed notch accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @hexed notch died.

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@small sphinx got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @small sphinx died.

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@novel summit recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @novel summit concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@raw moss practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel got their chainsaws ready.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@carmine cairn caused @raw moss to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@carmine cairn flexed so hard on @novel summit that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @novel summit died.

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@raw moss tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @steel sentinel had had enough, so they scooped @carmine cairn to death with an ice cream spoon. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @small sphinx
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lethal ibex Mar 24, 2026, 3:39 PM

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craggy cargo Mar 24, 2026, 3:39 PM

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raw moss Mar 24, 2026, 3:40 PM

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arctic temple Mar 24, 2026, 3:51 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 24, 2026, 3:52 PM

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hardy patio Mar 24, 2026, 3:56 PM

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waxen marlin Mar 24, 2026, 3:58 PM

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amber ermine Mar 24, 2026, 3:58 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 24, 2026, 4:01 PM

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formal badge Mar 24, 2026, 4:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 24, 2026, 4:09 PM

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muted fern Mar 24, 2026, 4:10 PM

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hexed notch Mar 24, 2026, 4:24 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 24, 2026, 4:27 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @muted fern, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @small sphinx, @exotic saddle, @craggy cargo, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @lethal ibex, @arctic temple, and @uneven grove
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The fighting begins again!

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@muted fern threw a snowball at @hexed notch. To counter this, @hexed notch threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @muted fern died.

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@waxen marlin found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @waxen marlin pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@raw moss went AFK in their gel farm. @livid shuttle set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @raw moss died.

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@amber ermine stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @amber ermine died.

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@uneven grove sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@lethal ibex couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@hardy patio wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@steel sentinel sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@exotic saddle challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @exotic saddle died.

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@arctic temple read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@small sphinx was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@formal badge's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@steel sentinel sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @steel sentinel died.

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@waxen marlin read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @formal badge was caught in the crossfire. @formal badge died.

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@hexed notch tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Enchanted Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@livid shuttle stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @livid shuttle died.

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@lethal ibex thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @lethal ibex died.

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@arctic temple became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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Someone let the dogs out! @arctic temple tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @arctic temple died.

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@craggy cargo failed to properly hydrate. @craggy cargo died.

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@tranquil wyvern modified @hardy patio's Mythril Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @hardy patio was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @hardy patio died.

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@uneven grove ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @uneven grove died.

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@carmine cairn finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@small sphinx got impaled by Mourning Wood. @small sphinx died.

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@hexed notch became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tranquil wyvern excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @tranquil wyvern was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @small sphinx
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @craggy cargo
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @lethal ibex
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

small sphinx Mar 24, 2026, 4:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:39 PM

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@small sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

craggy cargo Mar 24, 2026, 4:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:41 PM

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@craggy cargo, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 24, 2026, 4:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:44 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ebon matrix Mar 24, 2026, 4:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:47 PM

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@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

muted fern Mar 24, 2026, 4:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:59 PM

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@muted fern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 24, 2026, 5:04 PM

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bb!register

waxen marlin Mar 24, 2026, 5:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:04 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

uneven grove Mar 24, 2026, 5:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:21 PM

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@uneven grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Mar 24, 2026, 5:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:22 PM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 24, 2026, 5:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:23 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 24, 2026, 5:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:25 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 24, 2026, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:29 PM

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@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

signal minnow Mar 24, 2026, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:29 PM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grizzled canopy Mar 24, 2026, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:29 PM

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@grizzled canopy, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

orchid scaffold Mar 24, 2026, 5:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:30 PM

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@orchid scaffold, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @muted fern, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @tranquil wyvern, @small sphinx, @exotic saddle, @craggy cargo, @steel sentinel, @ebon matrix, @grizzled canopy, @waxen marlin, @uneven grove, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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After @muted fern went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @muted fern died.

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@tranquil wyvern opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@raw moss was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @raw moss died.

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The moon hit @exotic saddle's eye like a big pizza pie. @exotic saddle died.

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@craggy cargo decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @craggy cargo died.

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@steel sentinel heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @steel sentinel died.

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@small sphinx pumped @signal minnow full of lead. No one was hurt, but @signal minnow's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@ebon matrix started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@uneven grove spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@signal minnow looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@orchid scaffold found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @grizzled canopy, who was out swimming that day. @grizzled canopy died.

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@uneven grove summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@tranquil wyvern painted the Snow biome yellow.