#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 175

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:37 PM

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@wet merlin was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @wet merlin died.

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@steel sentinel was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@glossy juniper tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@carmine cairn took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@glossy juniper bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @glossy juniper was blown to smithereens. @glossy juniper died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@steel sentinel brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@carmine cairn told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @steel sentinel and @tranquil wyvern.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@steel sentinel was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@carmine cairn began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@carmine cairn used their embezzled funds to shred through @tranquil wyvern with a Coin Gun. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @carmine cairn, who silenced @steel sentinel by filling their hiding place with water. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @glossy juniper
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 10th place: @gritty goblet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gritty goblet Mar 22, 2026, 6:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:40 PM

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wet merlin Mar 22, 2026, 6:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:41 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 22, 2026, 6:51 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 22, 2026, 6:52 PM

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signal minnow Mar 22, 2026, 7:02 PM

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arctic temple Mar 22, 2026, 7:02 PM

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ebon matrix Mar 22, 2026, 7:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 7:22 PM

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waxen marlin Mar 22, 2026, 7:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 7:22 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 22, 2026, 7:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 7:23 PM

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@cerulean mauve, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 22, 2026, 7:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 7:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @steel sentinel, @gritty goblet, @granite turret, @ebon matrix, @waxen marlin, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, @wet merlin, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wet merlin won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@granite turret jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@gritty goblet fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @gritty goblet died.

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@carmine cairn wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @waxen marlin killed them. @waxen marlin died.

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@arctic temple wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@arctic temple challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @arctic temple died.

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@ebon matrix started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@signal minnow used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@ebon matrix found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @ebon matrix walked out the door.

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@cerulean mauve wished for the ability to fly. @granite turret granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @cerulean mauve died.

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@wet merlin dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @wet merlin died.

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@granite turret managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @granite turret found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @granite turret died.

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@ebon matrix tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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The sun burnt @signal minnow into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@steel sentinel tried to shoot an apple off of @ebon matrix's head. @steel sentinel's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @ebon matrix died.

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@steel sentinel and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @signal minnow was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@signal minnow defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @signal minnow died.

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@steel sentinel brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@carmine cairn learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @ebon matrix
150 points go to 5th place: @granite turret
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @gritty goblet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cerulean mauve Mar 22, 2026, 7:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 7:39 PM

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ebon matrix Mar 22, 2026, 7:40 PM

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gritty goblet Mar 22, 2026, 7:41 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 22, 2026, 7:44 PM

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wet merlin Mar 22, 2026, 7:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 22, 2026, 8:13 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 22, 2026, 8:17 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 22, 2026, 8:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 8:26 PM

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trail loom Mar 22, 2026, 8:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 8:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 8:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 9:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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cerulean mauve Mar 22, 2026, 9:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 9:49 PM

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gray sky Mar 22, 2026, 9:55 PM

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worthy cove Mar 22, 2026, 9:59 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 22, 2026, 10:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @vapid sail, @worthy cove, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @gritty goblet, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @cerulean mauve, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@worthy cove burned @vapid sail to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @worthy cove for reading books. @vapid sail died.

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@exotic saddle decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@cerulean mauve passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@trail loom refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@gritty goblet built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @worthy cove was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @worthy cove died.

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@steel sentinel accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@exotic saddle hadn't seen @ebon matrix in a long time, and missed them. @ebon matrix aimed a Sniper Rifle at @exotic saddle from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @exotic saddle died.

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@wet merlin drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @steel sentinel appeared instead.

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@ebon matrix looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@steel sentinel got burninated by Tim. @steel sentinel died.

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@cerulean mauve shot a sand block at @carmine cairn with a Sandgun, but @carmine cairn managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@gritty goblet panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @gritty goblet died.

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@trail loom found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@tranquil wyvern wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@ebon matrix began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@ebon matrix pointed a Shotgun at @gray sky and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @ebon matrix looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @ebon matrix died.

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@cerulean mauve tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @cerulean mauve died.

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@wet merlin decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@gray sky summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @gray sky died.

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@trail loom swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @trail loom died.

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@tranquil wyvern was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @tranquil wyvern barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 8th place: @gritty goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cerulean mauve Mar 22, 2026, 10:40 PM

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worthy cove Mar 22, 2026, 10:43 PM

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hollow vessel Mar 22, 2026, 10:43 PM

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raw moss Mar 22, 2026, 10:59 PM

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arctic temple Mar 22, 2026, 11:10 PM

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thin musk Mar 22, 2026, 11:13 PM

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gritty goblet Mar 22, 2026, 11:21 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 22, 2026, 11:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 11:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

hushed dune Mar 22, 2026, 11:47 PM

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gray sky Mar 22, 2026, 11:48 PM

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fiery belfry Mar 23, 2026, 12:04 AM

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glacial totem Mar 23, 2026, 12:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 12:06 AM

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near mortar Mar 23, 2026, 12:11 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 23, 2026, 12:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 12:15 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 12:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 12:25 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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exotic saddle Mar 23, 2026, 12:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 12:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hushed dune, @hollow vessel, @fiery belfry, @worthy cove, @thin musk, @exotic saddle, @gritty goblet, @gray sky, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@near mortar forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@raw moss woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @glacial totem found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @raw moss with bug spray. @raw moss died.

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@hollow vessel went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @hollow vessel died.

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@fiery belfry made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@worthy cove and @hushed dune played catch with a Paladin. @worthy cove accidentally fumbled a catch. @worthy cove died.

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@cerulean mauve watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @thin musk spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@arctic temple escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@exotic saddle tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@thin musk drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @thin musk died.

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@gritty goblet was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @gritty goblet died.

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@gray sky started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @gray sky died.

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@near mortar performed surgery on a grape.

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@arctic temple gave @hushed dune a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @hushed dune gave @arctic temple a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @arctic temple died.

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@exotic saddle started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@fiery belfry was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@cerulean mauve was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @cerulean mauve die

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@cerulean mauve challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @cerulean mauve died.

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@near mortar desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@glacial totem tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@hushed dune threw @near mortar in the washing machine and turned it on. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@hushed dune soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @hushed dune dyed.

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@exotic saddle unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @exotic saddle died.

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@hushed dune discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @hushed dune died.

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@glacial totem drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@fiery belfry drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@fiery belfry angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @fiery belfry died.

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After years of research, @glacial totem found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @hushed dune
150 points go to 5th place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @gritty goblet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cerulean mauve Mar 23, 2026, 12:39 AM

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hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 12:41 AM

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glacial totem Mar 23, 2026, 12:44 AM

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hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 12:59 AM

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long vine Mar 23, 2026, 1:00 AM

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raw moss Mar 23, 2026, 1:21 AM

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hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 1:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:22 AM

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gritty goblet Mar 23, 2026, 1:22 AM

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hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 1:25 AM

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hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 1:25 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Mar 23, 2026, 1:26 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:26 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Mar 23, 2026, 1:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:27 AM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 1:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 23, 2026, 1:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @hushed dune, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @gritty goblet, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@gritty goblet purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@hushed dune ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @glacial totem before they could say "Zoinks!" @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @carmine cairn's canvas.

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@exotic saddle wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@raw moss used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@livid shuttle explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @long vine's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@potent talon found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @potent talon was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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Out of boredom, @long vine used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@carmine cairn cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@hushed dune started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@raw moss fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @raw moss died.

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@gritty goblet created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @long vine got too close while watching. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@cerulean mauve spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@exotic saddle tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@exotic saddle filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@potent talon sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@exotic saddle built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @exotic saddle died.

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@gritty goblet emerged from a tree stump and scolded @carmine cairn for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @carmine cairn was still holding an axe. @gritty goblet died.

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@potent talon accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @potent talon died. @potent talon died. @potent talon died. @potent talon died.

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@hushed dune found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@hushed dune tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@carmine cairn called @livid shuttle a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @livid shuttle died.

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@cerulean mauve got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @cerulean mauve died.

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@hushed dune used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @hushed dune died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @hushed dune
250 points go to 3rd place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @gritty goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Mar 23, 2026, 1:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:38 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gritty goblet Mar 23, 2026, 1:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:40 AM

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@gritty goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 1:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:49 AM

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@hushed dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quasi raptor Mar 23, 2026, 1:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:58 AM

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@quasi raptor, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 23, 2026, 2:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 2:15 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 23, 2026, 2:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 2:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 2:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 2:25 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 2:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 2:30 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 2:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 2:31 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

cerulean mauve Mar 23, 2026, 2:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 2:38 AM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Mar 23, 2026, 2:40 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 2:40 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 2:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 2:50 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Mar 23, 2026, 2:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 2:54 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quasi raptor Mar 23, 2026, 3:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 3:14 AM

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@quasi raptor, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 23, 2026, 3:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 3:20 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 3:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 3:23 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

stray salmon Mar 23, 2026, 3:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 3:24 AM

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@stray salmon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @hushed dune, @stray salmon, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @gritty goblet, @quasi raptor, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @carmine cairn died.

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@arctic temple, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @stray salmon, @fiery belfry, @hushed dune, @long vine, and @quasi raptor decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @fiery belfry. @fiery belfry died.

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@cerulean mauve befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@long vine went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @hushed dune had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @long vine died.

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@arctic temple felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @potent talon took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@hardy patio paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Shotgun.

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@potent talon started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @potent talon died.

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@quasi raptor found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@gritty goblet sang a song to try to impress @livid shuttle, @stray salmon, and @hardy patio. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@livid shuttle tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @livid shuttle died.

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@cerulean mauve bought a Gatligator and fired it at @arctic temple for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @cerulean mauve furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@arctic temple's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @arctic temple died.

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@cerulean mauve and @hardy patio attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@cerulean mauve had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @quasi raptor shot them with an arrow. @cerulean mauve died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@stray salmon was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @stray salmon died.

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@gritty goblet put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @gritty goblet died.

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@hushed dune read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @hushed dune died.

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@hardy patio donned a Martian costume and chased @quasi raptor in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @quasi raptor died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hardy patio!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @quasi raptor
250 points go to 3rd place: @hushed dune
150 points go to 4th place: @gritty goblet
150 points go to 5th place: @stray salmon
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

cerulean mauve Mar 23, 2026, 3:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 3:38 AM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 23, 2026, 3:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 3:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 23, 2026, 4:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:01 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 23, 2026, 4:05 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:05 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rigid relic Mar 23, 2026, 4:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:17 AM

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@rigid relic, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 23, 2026, 4:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:20 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 4:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:27 AM

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@hushed dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:30 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:30 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Mar 23, 2026, 4:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:33 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Mar 23, 2026, 4:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:37 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly lily Mar 23, 2026, 4:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:52 AM

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@jolly lily, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Mar 23, 2026, 4:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:52 AM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 5:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:00 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

oblique lantern Mar 23, 2026, 5:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:02 AM

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@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Mar 23, 2026, 5:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:09 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Mar 23, 2026, 5:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:28 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

signal minnow Mar 23, 2026, 5:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:29 AM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @hushed dune, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @oblique lantern, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @brave shore, @cerulean mauve, @jolly lily, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @glacial totem died.

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@formal badge started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@waxen marlin was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@hushed dune was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @hushed dune died.

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@long vine ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @long vine died.

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@brave shore needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@hardy patio saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@exotic saddle tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @exotic saddle died.

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@oblique lantern died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @oblique lantern died.

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@gray sky tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @gray sky quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@jolly lily was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@hardy patio struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@gray sky distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@hardy patio drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @rigid relic mopped @hardy patio up with a tissue. @hardy patio died.

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@rigid relic's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @rigid relic died.

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@raw moss looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@signal minnow cut through @gray sky with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @gray sky died.

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@jolly lily and @waxen marlin engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @waxen marlin blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @waxen marlin died.

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@cerulean mauve stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@formal badge pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @brave shore died.

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@signal minnow ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@raw moss and @jolly lily swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@signal minnow looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@signal minnow equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @cerulean mauve into approaching. @signal minnow then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @cerulean mauve with two Sniper Rifle shots. @cerulean mauve died.

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@jolly lily fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @jolly lily died.

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@signal minnow suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@signal minnow practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @signal minnow died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @signal minnow
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly lily
150 points go to 4th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 23, 2026, 5:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:37 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

signal minnow Mar 23, 2026, 5:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:37 AM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Mar 23, 2026, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:39 AM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 23, 2026, 5:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:46 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Mar 23, 2026, 5:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:50 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 5:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:50 AM

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@hushed dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 23, 2026, 6:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 6:06 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hushed dune Mar 23, 2026, 6:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 6:13 AM

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@hushed dune, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 23, 2026, 6:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 6:17 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Mar 23, 2026, 6:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 23, 2026, 6:28 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @hushed dune, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@formal badge somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@hushed dune challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @hushed dune died.

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@signal minnow managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@brave shore opened the front door and saw @hardy patio trying to murder the Guide. @brave shore slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@waxen marlin started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@waxen marlin tried to get @livid shuttle to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@formal badge was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @formal badge suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@livid shuttle accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Night's Edge was nice and clean, but their Copper Bow's string broke, and their Magic Missile cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@raw moss was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@signal minnow's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @signal minnow responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@hardy patio found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@formal badge's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @formal badge died.

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@long vine literally impeached @brave shore by squashing them under a giant peach. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@hardy patio played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@signal minnow put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @signal minnow died.

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@long vine commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@raw moss visited @tranquil wyvern, but no one was home. @raw moss felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@hardy patio burst with happiness, quite literally. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@long vine fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @hushed dune

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@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @rigid relic, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @uneven grove
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@hardy patio tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@raw moss joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @raw moss was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@rigid relic's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @rigid relic died.

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@formal badge befriended @hexed notch by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@formal badge greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@fiery belfry was looking kind of dumb after @lime creek's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @fiery belfry died.

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@lime creek was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @lime creek died.

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@uneven grove tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @uneven grove died.

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@hexed notch was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@hardy patio thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@long vine underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@long vine tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @brave shore demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @long vine by two. @long vine died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @brave shore accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @brave shore died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @long vine, @rigid relic, @hardy patio, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @lethal ibex, and @uneven grove
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@carmine cairn tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @carmine cairn was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @raw moss died.

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@lethal ibex gave a hug to @long vine and almost choked them to death!

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@uneven grove offered to add a gold trim to @hardy patio's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@rigid relic obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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After @long vine drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @long vine died.

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@rigid relic asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @gray sky, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @rigid relic to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @rigid relic died.

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@ebon matrix picked a fight with a goose. @ebon matrix died.

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@azure sundial woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@fiery belfry tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@gray sky broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @gray sky died.

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@uneven grove had a wholesome reunion with @livid shuttle, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@livid shuttle entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@livid shuttle wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @livid shuttle died.

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@uneven grove trapped @hardy patio in a maze, but while they were taunting @hardy patio, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@lethal ibex tried to destroy @fiery belfry by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@lethal ibex tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @lethal ibex died.

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@hardy patio spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@fiery belfry sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@uneven grove joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@uneven grove accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @uneven grove died.

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@hardy patio contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@fiery belfry and @azure sundial strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @fiery belfry suggested using cover against them. @azure sundial recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@hardy patio and @fiery belfry started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @hardy patio took out their actual shotgun. @fiery belfry died.

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@azure sundial yelled, "Duck!" @hardy patio excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @azure sundial!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @azure sundial
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 5th place: @lethal ibex
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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amber ermine Mar 23, 2026, 8:54 AM

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ebon matrix Mar 23, 2026, 9:06 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@raw moss, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @upbeat magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @craggy cargo, @ebon matrix, @hardy patio, @formal badge, and @uneven grove
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@hardy patio painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@fiery belfry accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@tranquil wyvern found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@amber ermine blew @upbeat magnet to bits using an exploding bed. @upbeat magnet died.

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@raw moss built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@amber ermine stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @amber ermine died.

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@craggy cargo accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @craggy cargo died.

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@formal badge started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@ebon matrix took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @ebon matrix died.

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@formal badge tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @formal badge died.

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@long vine invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@hardy patio accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@long vine decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @long vine died.

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@uneven grove spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @azure sundial was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@azure sundial tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@tranquil wyvern wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@tranquil wyvern made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@azure sundial successfully snuck into @hardy patio's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @azure sundial died.

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@uneven grove ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @uneven grove's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @uneven grove died.

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@hardy patio played rock-paper-scissors with @raw moss. @hardy patio played paper. @raw moss played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @hardy patio was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @hardy patio died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 4th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @craggy cargo
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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uneven grove Mar 23, 2026, 9:39 AM

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brave shore Mar 23, 2026, 9:41 AM

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gray sky Mar 23, 2026, 9:43 AM

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arctic temple Mar 23, 2026, 9:44 AM

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amber ermine Mar 23, 2026, 10:01 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 23, 2026, 10:13 AM

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hexed notch Mar 23, 2026, 10:22 AM

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ancient geyser Mar 23, 2026, 10:25 AM

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brave shore Mar 23, 2026, 10:28 AM

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azure sundial Mar 23, 2026, 10:28 AM

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hardy patio Mar 23, 2026, 10:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @ancient geyser, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @brave shore, @arctic temple, and @uneven grove
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@raw moss got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @raw moss died.

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@gray sky comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@azure sundial was tired of @fiery belfry constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @fiery belfry's front yard. @fiery belfry died.

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@amber ermine thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @amber ermine died.

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@hexed notch, @uneven grove, and @long vine formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@brave shore saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@hardy patio was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tranquil wyvern stopped them in time.

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@carmine cairn spoke softly to @gray sky while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @gray sky died.

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@hardy patio stole @brave shore's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @brave shore was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@arctic temple's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @arctic temple died.

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@uneven grove ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @uneven grove died.

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@azure sundial insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @ancient geyser insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @ancient geyser, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @ancient geyser died.

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@hexed notch won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@long vine heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @azure sundial, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@brave shore saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@azure sundial used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @azure sundial died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @hardy patio had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@hexed notch got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @hexed notch died.

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@brave shore likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @brave shore probably liked trains a bit too much. @brave shore died.

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@long vine was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @hardy patio's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 8th place: @ancient geyser
100 points go to 9th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

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@hollow vessel tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @hollow vessel died.

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@upbeat magnet touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@arctic temple paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Staff of Earth.

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@tropic mason went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @tropic mason died.

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@proud lava drank sand for 10 hours. @proud lava died.

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@oblique lantern drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @oblique lantern died.

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@uneven grove tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @uneven grove's mouth.

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@upbeat magnet tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@waxen marlin was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @formal badge died.

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@hardy patio started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @arctic temple forced them to put in some more effort.

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@uneven grove invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @arctic temple, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @arctic temple died.

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@hardy patio tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@upbeat magnet tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@hardy patio tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@uneven grove summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @uneven grove died.

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@upbeat magnet tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@hardy patio solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@upbeat magnet was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @upbeat magnet died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hardy patio!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hardy patio
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @upbeat magnet
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @tropic mason

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@tropic mason built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@rare gust threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @long vine would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @long vine died.

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@lean dew tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @rare gust. @rare gust died.

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@rigid relic ripped @tropic mason's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @tropic mason. @tropic mason died.

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@uneven grove fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@formal badge hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@uneven grove tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@lean dew brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @lean dew died.

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@hardy patio tried to set up a campfire, but @formal badge drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@rigid relic was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @rigid relic died.

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@fiery belfry chased @hardy patio with their Green Phasesaber. @hardy patio tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @fiery belfry. @hardy patio died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @formal badge played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@formal badge tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @formal badge died.

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@fiery belfry mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@fiery belfry wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@uneven grove spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@uneven grove clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @uneven grove died.

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @uneven grove
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 7th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 8th place: @tropic mason
100 points go to 9th place: @rare gust
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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@hexed notch practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@hollow vessel wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@tropic mason bashed @tranquil wyvern in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@amber ermine escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@raw moss smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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All that glitters is not gold. @gray sky disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@amber ermine was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @amber ermine died.

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@thick steppe tried to kill @formal badge with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@tropic mason put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @tropic mason whole. @tropic mason died.

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@formal badge attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@hollow vessel's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @hollow vessel died.

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@gray sky used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @gray sky died.

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@hexed notch screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@thick steppe had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@hexed notch drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@raw moss stole @thick steppe's lemons. @thick steppe got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @raw moss's house down.

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@brave shore used an Inferno Fork to eat. @tranquil wyvern thought they didn't notice, but @brave shore just really likes spicy food.

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@brave shore tried to strike @thick steppe down, but @thick steppe instead became more powerful than @brave shore could possibly imagine.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@hexed notch tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@raw moss pranked @hexed notch by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@thick steppe was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @thick steppe died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @brave shore tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@tranquil wyvern went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@hexed notch was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @raw moss tried putting @hexed notch back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@tranquil wyvern saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss got tired of @brave shore trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @brave shore at a Sawmill. @brave shore died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @hollow vessel
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @tropic mason
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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amber ermine Mar 23, 2026, 3:10 PM

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@raw moss spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@mortal tendon appeared to be taking a group picture of @uneven grove, @tranquil wyvern, and @amber ermine. @mortal tendon's selfie turned out great!

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@mortal tendon got stuck in @livid shuttle's Rod of Discord farm. @mortal tendon died.

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@near mortar took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@long vine captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@formal badge found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@carmine cairn attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@near mortar returned to their house, only to find that @tranquil wyvern had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@raw moss tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@amber ermine ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @amber ermine died.

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@formal badge became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @formal badge died.

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@proper wedge just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@long vine tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@uneven grove started barking like a dog while chasing @near mortar.

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@carmine cairn fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @raw moss and @long vine to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@tranquil wyvern stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @tranquil wyvern blinked first.

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@proper wedge poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@livid shuttle tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @tranquil wyvern rich and famous.

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@proper wedge sniped @long vine with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @proper wedge, it was opposite day. @proper wedge died.

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@raw moss found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@tranquil wyvern was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @uneven grove and @raw moss.

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@long vine discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@uneven grove tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@raw moss spun around in a full circle and shot @uneven grove with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @uneven grove died.

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@long vine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Mythril Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @carmine cairn's heart and brain. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@long vine tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @raw moss's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven grove
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 23, 2026, 3:39 PM

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long vine Mar 23, 2026, 4:20 PM

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ebon matrix Mar 23, 2026, 4:23 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 23, 2026, 4:25 PM

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gray sky Mar 23, 2026, 4:30 PM

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proper wedge Mar 23, 2026, 4:33 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 23, 2026, 4:36 PM

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verbal flint Mar 23, 2026, 5:07 PM

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arctic temple Mar 23, 2026, 5:26 PM

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jolly swift Mar 23, 2026, 5:26 PM

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hexed notch Mar 23, 2026, 5:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 20 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @haughty cipher, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @verbal flint, @mortal tendon, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @proper wedge, @radiant torrent, @exotic saddle, @astral glacier, @grizzled canopy, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @glacial totem died.

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@radiant torrent relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@hexed notch declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @hexed notch's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@haughty cipher took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @haughty cipher died.

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@exotic saddle got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@jolly swift started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@proper wedge worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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A strange device attached itself to @verbal flint's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @verbal flint died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @mortal tendon's eye sockets. @mortal tendon died.

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@long vine hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@astral glacier fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@tranquil wyvern and @arctic temple got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@carmine cairn hid from @formal badge by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@livid shuttle told @grizzled canopy to bite the dust. In response, @grizzled canopy took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@arctic temple eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@exotic saddle started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@hexed notch drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@carmine cairn watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@long vine became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @long vine died.

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@radiant torrent uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @radiant torrent died.

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@formal badge used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@astral glacier stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@exotic saddle drank a Molotov Cocktail. @exotic saddle died.

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@astral glacier was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @astral glacier died.

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@grizzled canopy was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @grizzled canopy died.

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@tranquil wyvern started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@ebon matrix found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @ebon matrix died.

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@jolly swift and @tranquil wyvern got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@proper wedge took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @raw moss's Rod of Discord.