#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 174

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 9:30 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @forest lily, @tight niche, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @sage jolt, @amber ermine, @nova vortex, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @granite turret, @indigo inlet, @grizzled canopy, @hardy patio, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

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@sage jolt started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@proud lava and @granite turret set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@azure sundial summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@glacial totem was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel wanted to start a band, and recruited @nova vortex as their keyboard player. @nova vortex showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@forest lily found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @carmine cairn died.

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@forest lily and @wet merlin had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @hardy patio sped up the process by stabbing @forest lily. @forest lily died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@amber ermine used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@grizzled canopy and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @steel sentinel tattled on them.

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@azure sundial recruited @tight niche as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@wet merlin and @tranquil wyvern farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@amber ermine tried to attack @granite turret by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @amber ermine died.

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@nova vortex adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @sage jolt wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @nova vortex all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@indigo inlet made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@proud lava accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @proud lava allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@granite turret put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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A zombie snuck up on @nova vortex and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @nova vortex died.

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@indigo inlet found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@proud lava ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@proud lava was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @proud lava died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @tranquil wyvern, @wet merlin leaned away and farted.

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@granite turret started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @granite turret suddenly didn't feel so good. @granite turret died.

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@indigo inlet tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @indigo inlet died.

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@tight niche made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@steel sentinel drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@grizzled canopy performed an interpretive dance for @azure sundial and @sage jolt as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@wet merlin wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @grizzled canopy on a spit. @grizzled canopy died.

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@wet merlin had the high ground, but @hardy patio just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @wet merlin toppling to their doom. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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While exploring a swamp, @tight niche caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@hardy patio chased @sage jolt with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @sage jolt died.

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@steel sentinel accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@azure sundial went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@tight niche buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@azure sundial neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @azure sundial died.

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@tranquil wyvern picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @tight niche, go jump off that cliff. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@hardy patio tried to attack @steel sentinel with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @hardy patio to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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Hey @hardy patio, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 6th place: @sage jolt
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 10th place: @granite turret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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forest lily Mar 21, 2026, 9:51 PM

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dusty holly Mar 21, 2026, 10:11 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 21, 2026, 10:25 PM

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glacial totem Mar 21, 2026, 10:26 PM

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tight niche Mar 21, 2026, 10:28 PM

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chrome dagger Mar 21, 2026, 10:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @forest lily, @tight niche, @chrome dagger, @nova vortex, @granite turret, @steel sentinel, @dusty holly, and @cerulean mauve
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@glacial totem transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @glacial totem died.

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@forest lily lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @forest lily died.

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@chrome dagger started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@nova vortex purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @nova vortex ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@carmine cairn climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tight niche and @steel sentinel.

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@granite turret dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @granite turret is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@nova vortex forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @nova vortex died.

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@dusty holly was briefly jumpscared by @tight niche wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@carmine cairn tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@granite turret read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @granite turret then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @granite turret died.

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@chrome dagger replaced @dusty holly's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @dusty holly died.

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@cerulean mauve tried attacking @tight niche, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@steel sentinel claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@chrome dagger traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @cerulean mauve. @cerulean mauve died.

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@chrome dagger got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @chrome dagger, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @chrome dagger died.

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@tight niche started rallying for goblin rights.

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@tight niche got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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While exploring the Jungle, @carmine cairn needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @chrome dagger
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 7th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 8th place: @nova vortex
100 points go to 9th place: @forest lily
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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cerulean mauve Mar 21, 2026, 10:37 PM

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forest lily Mar 21, 2026, 10:38 PM

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long vine Mar 21, 2026, 10:51 PM

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gray sky Mar 21, 2026, 11:08 PM

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glacial totem Mar 21, 2026, 11:15 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 21, 2026, 11:20 PM

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turbid skiff Mar 21, 2026, 11:21 PM

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next hemlock Mar 21, 2026, 11:22 PM

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astral glacier Mar 21, 2026, 11:30 PM

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tight niche Mar 21, 2026, 11:30 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @forest lily, @tight niche, @next hemlock, @long vine, @astral glacier, @turbid skiff, @gray sky, and @cerulean mauve
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@glacial totem hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @glacial totem died.

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@forest lily sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @forest lily died.

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@turbid skiff accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @next hemlock was watching. @turbid skiff died.

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@gray sky felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @tight niche setting explosives beneath them. @gray sky died.

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@cerulean mauve was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @cerulean mauve's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @cerulean mauve died.

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@carmine cairn hid an actuator in @long vine's lunch. Later that day, @long vine stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @long vine died.

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@next hemlock tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @next hemlock died.

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@astral glacier was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@astral glacier tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @carmine cairn, but it refused to listen because @astral glacier didn't have enough badges.

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@tight niche and @astral glacier played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@carmine cairn slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @astral glacier's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @tight niche's. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @forest lily
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 21, 2026, 11:38 PM

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brave shore Mar 21, 2026, 11:40 PM

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long vine Mar 21, 2026, 11:45 PM

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raw moss Mar 21, 2026, 11:45 PM

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glacial totem Mar 21, 2026, 11:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 12:30 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 22, 2026, 12:36 AM

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dusty holly Mar 22, 2026, 12:52 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 22, 2026, 1:26 AM

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trail loom Mar 22, 2026, 1:32 AM

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formal badge Mar 22, 2026, 1:39 AM

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potent talon Mar 22, 2026, 1:47 AM

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signal minnow Mar 22, 2026, 2:05 AM

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glacial totem Mar 22, 2026, 2:15 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 22, 2026, 2:20 AM

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brave shore Mar 22, 2026, 2:25 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @formal badge, @dusty holly, @brave shore, @cerulean mauve, and @signal minnow
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@hardy patio found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@brave shore recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@dusty holly tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@trail loom fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@formal badge decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@cerulean mauve calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@raw moss received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@carmine cairn spiced up @potent talon's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @potent talon died.

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@dusty holly and @signal minnow were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @dusty holly, but left @signal minnow alone because they smelled funny. @dusty holly died.

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@brave shore used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @formal badge tested this theory on @brave shore, who bounced, and ended up being right. @brave shore died.

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@signal minnow decisively vanquished @cerulean mauve through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @cerulean mauve died.

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@signal minnow went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @signal minnow died.

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@glacial totem equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@formal badge smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@hardy patio started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@carmine cairn tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@long vine took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem managed to kill @trail loom by doing absolutely nothing. @trail loom died.

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@glacial totem used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

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There was a snake in @raw moss's boot! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 9th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rigid relic Mar 22, 2026, 3:25 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @signal tapir, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @cerulean mauve, and @lime creek
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@signal tapir found some soup in their fly.

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@livid shuttle constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@slender quarry spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@long vine started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @exotic saddle and @carmine cairn out.

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@formal badge beat @glacial totem into a pulp with a stale baguette. @glacial totem died.

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@slender quarry placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @slender quarry died.

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@cerulean mauve took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @signal tapir. @signal tapir died.

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@exotic saddle was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @exotic saddle died.

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@rigid relic flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @rigid relic's face off with its bare hands. @rigid relic died.

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@raw moss stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@formal badge was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @formal badge died.

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@cerulean mauve started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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The Nurse told @livid shuttle they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @livid shuttle died.

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@hardy patio and @long vine relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@cerulean mauve stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @cerulean mauve died.

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@carmine cairn tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@raw moss theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@hardy patio tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @lime creek's head instead. @lime creek died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @raw moss's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@hardy patio swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @hardy patio died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @long vine wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@carmine cairn placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Venus Magnum.

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@raw moss found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@carmine cairn followed @long vine into the jungle. @carmine cairn started looking left, right and center for @long vine, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@long vine called @raw moss a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn called @raw moss on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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hardy patio Mar 22, 2026, 3:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 22, 2026, 3:40 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 22, 2026, 4:09 AM

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rigid relic Mar 22, 2026, 4:15 AM

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modern plover Mar 22, 2026, 4:15 AM

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dusky elbow Mar 22, 2026, 4:16 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 22, 2026, 4:20 AM

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arctic temple Mar 22, 2026, 4:20 AM

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rare gust Mar 22, 2026, 4:21 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 22, 2026, 4:24 AM

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long vine Mar 22, 2026, 4:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @dusky elbow, @long vine, @rare gust, @modern plover, @exotic saddle, @rigid relic, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @arctic temple, and @cerulean mauve
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@raw moss began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@cerulean mauve became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@raw moss was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @raw moss died.

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@long vine finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@arctic temple used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@exotic saddle started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@hardy patio accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @hardy patio.

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@formal badge sharpened @dusky elbow's face at a Sharpening Station. @dusky elbow became the sharpest tool in the shed. @dusky elbow died.

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@modern plover took aim at @rigid relic from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@modern plover was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @modern plover died.

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@exotic saddle wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@rigid relic began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@glacial totem got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@long vine wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@rare gust tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@exotic saddle saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @exotic saddle died.

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@arctic temple argued with @carmine cairn about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@cerulean mauve had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@hardy patio and @rare gust had a very merry unbirthday party together. @cerulean mauve found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@rigid relic put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@rigid relic died.

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@formal badge made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@formal badge shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @formal badge died.

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@arctic temple used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @arctic temple didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @arctic temple died.

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@cerulean mauve realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @cerulean mauve died.

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@glacial totem started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@long vine found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@rare gust donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@rare gust was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @rare gust died.

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@glacial totem 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @hardy patio to death. @hardy patio died.

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@glacial totem found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@long vine made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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Thanks to @glacial totem's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @carmine cairn's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @rare gust
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 22, 2026, 4:40 AM

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long vine Mar 22, 2026, 4:46 AM

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signal tapir Mar 22, 2026, 4:47 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 22, 2026, 5:24 AM

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brave shore Mar 22, 2026, 5:25 AM

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split palm Mar 22, 2026, 5:25 AM

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velvet dune Mar 22, 2026, 5:25 AM

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lime creek Mar 22, 2026, 5:26 AM

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flat shale Mar 22, 2026, 5:26 AM

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formal badge Mar 22, 2026, 5:27 AM

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zenith root Mar 22, 2026, 5:27 AM

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hardy patio Mar 22, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @zenith root, @flat shale, @raw moss, @split palm, @long vine, @velvet dune, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @lime creek
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@flat shale ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @formal badge randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@glacial totem accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@velvet dune saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @velvet dune died.

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@raw moss performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@lime creek drew swords on the ground. @waxen marlin started stomping all over them. Furious, @lime creek picked one up and stabbed @waxen marlin with it.. @waxen marlin died.

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@hardy patio threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @hardy patio unlocked the power of flight!

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@lime creek tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@formal badge became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @flat shale had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @formal badge's suffering. @formal badge died.

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@zenith root drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@zenith root started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @zenith root died.

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@hardy patio watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@brave shore opportunistically attacked @lime creek with a Mandible Blade while their cell phone was ringing. @lime creek died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @brave shore was the trumpet, @flat shale was the clarinetist, @long vine was the drummer, and @split palm was the drum. @split palm died.

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@hardy patio ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@flat shale was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @flat shale died.

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@long vine tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@brave shore took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @hardy patio and @raw moss ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@hardy patio put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@long vine's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @long vine died.

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@brave shore tried to explain to @raw moss that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @raw moss countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @flat shale
150 points go to 6th place: @split palm
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 22, 2026, 5:40 AM

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long vine Mar 22, 2026, 5:43 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 22, 2026, 5:45 AM

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hardy patio Mar 22, 2026, 5:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 22, 2026, 6:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:24 AM

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rigid relic Mar 22, 2026, 6:28 AM

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brave shore Mar 22, 2026, 6:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

flat shale Mar 22, 2026, 7:28 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 22, 2026, 7:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@flat shale, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@rigid relic confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@rigid relic explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @rigid relic died.

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@hardy patio overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@waxen marlin was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @waxen marlin died.

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@brave shore dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@long vine started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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Santa Claus asked @raw moss what they wanted for Christmas. @raw moss replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@tranquil wyvern cornered @fiery belfry at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @fiery belfry started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@fiery belfry caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @fiery belfry died.

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@flat shale was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @flat shale died.

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@long vine multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@tranquil wyvern reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@livid shuttle used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@long vine took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@raw moss started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@livid shuttle landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @livid shuttle accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @livid shuttle died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @long vine was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@long vine tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@long vine went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @flat shale
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @rigid relic

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 22, 2026, 7:39 AM

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long vine Mar 22, 2026, 7:41 AM

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formal badge Mar 22, 2026, 7:42 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 22, 2026, 7:44 AM

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hushed dune Mar 22, 2026, 8:06 AM

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honest pine Mar 22, 2026, 8:29 AM

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wet merlin Mar 22, 2026, 9:31 AM

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hushed dune Mar 22, 2026, 10:15 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@honest pine, @raw moss, @hushed dune, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @granite turret, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @wet merlin
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@honest pine walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @honest pine died.

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@granite turret created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@raw moss attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @hushed dune was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @hushed dune had ever been in. @hushed dune died.

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@granite turret was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @granite turret died.

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@livid shuttle found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @brave shore died.

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@near mortar was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @near mortar died.

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@wet merlin finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @wet merlin died.

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@formal badge carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@tranquil wyvern activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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There once was a @raw moss who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @raw moss's insides, and all the animals were freed. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 10th place: @hushed dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 22, 2026, 10:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 22, 2026, 10:39 AM

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hushed dune Mar 22, 2026, 10:41 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 22, 2026, 10:43 AM

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formal badge Mar 22, 2026, 10:44 AM

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amber ermine Mar 22, 2026, 10:44 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 22, 2026, 10:46 AM

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arctic temple Mar 22, 2026, 11:02 AM

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sweet fractal Mar 22, 2026, 11:15 AM

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brave shore Mar 22, 2026, 11:16 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 22, 2026, 11:17 AM

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forest lily Mar 22, 2026, 11:20 AM

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hushed dune Mar 22, 2026, 11:21 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@forest lily, @raw moss, @hushed dune, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @granite turret, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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@sweet fractal cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@steel sentinel had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@raw moss tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@arctic temple tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @arctic temple extremely rich.

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@formal badge found some Diamond Ore. @hushed dune quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@long vine got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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Low on health, @forest lily hid from @amber ermine by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @forest lily died.

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@waxen marlin used a Medusa Head on @hushed dune and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @hushed dune died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to steal @granite turret's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@formal badge was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@steel sentinel tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@amber ermine rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin found a room full of Bunny Banners in @granite turret's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @granite turret. @granite turret died.

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@long vine used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@brave shore tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tranquil wyvern from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tranquil wyvern die, so nothing actually happened.

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@arctic temple searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@brave shore was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@sweet fractal lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@formal badge told @waxen marlin that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @waxen marlin vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@arctic temple climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@waxen marlin started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @waxen marlin died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @raw moss over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@long vine headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @raw moss had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@steel sentinel started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@brave shore thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@arctic temple used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@brave shore ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @raw moss.

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@arctic temple was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @arctic temple died.

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@formal badge forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@long vine suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @long vine died.

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@raw moss brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@steel sentinel found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@raw moss used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@raw moss's booty was plundered by pirates. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @granite turret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Mar 22, 2026, 11:40 AM

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forest lily Mar 22, 2026, 11:41 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 22, 2026, 11:44 AM

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amber ermine Mar 22, 2026, 11:44 AM

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raw moss Mar 22, 2026, 11:51 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 22, 2026, 11:51 AM

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hushed dune Mar 22, 2026, 11:53 AM

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long vine Mar 22, 2026, 11:57 AM

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supple sun Mar 22, 2026, 12:03 PM

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near mortar Mar 22, 2026, 12:08 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 22, 2026, 12:21 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 22, 2026, 12:25 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 22, 2026, 12:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @forest lily, @supple sun, @raw moss, @hushed dune, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @cerulean mauve, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@long vine teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@supple sun received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @supple sun died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@waxen marlin summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @formal badge felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@cerulean mauve put two forward slashes in front of @amber ermine and commented them out of existence. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@steel sentinel tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@near mortar "borrowed" @carmine cairn's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @carmine cairn's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @near mortar could return it.

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@hushed dune compressed @waxen marlin until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge was buried under an avalanche that @steel sentinel had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @formal badge died.

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@forest lily used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@cerulean mauve started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @cerulean mauve died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @long vine was the bartender, @raw moss was the DJ, and @near mortar was the pinata. @near mortar died.

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@forest lily got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@raw moss started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@carmine cairn’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@long vine crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@hushed dune tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @hushed dune died.

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@forest lily turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @forest lily died.

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@tranquil wyvern was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine used a Laser Drill to literally bore @raw moss to death. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn pulled out their Rich Mahogany Sword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @carmine cairn pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@long vine tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @forest lily
100 points go to 7th place: @hushed dune
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 22, 2026, 12:39 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 22, 2026, 12:39 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 22, 2026, 12:41 PM

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long vine Mar 22, 2026, 12:43 PM

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supple sun Mar 22, 2026, 12:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 22, 2026, 12:55 PM

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waxen marlin Mar 22, 2026, 12:56 PM

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smoky warren Mar 22, 2026, 12:59 PM

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slender quarry Mar 22, 2026, 1:07 PM

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formal badge Mar 22, 2026, 1:09 PM

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@granite turret, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Mar 22, 2026, 1:23 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 22, 2026, 1:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @supple sun, @raw moss, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @smoky warren, @steel sentinel, @granite turret, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@granite turret found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@raw moss tried to assassinate @long vine, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@slender quarry ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @slender quarry said "thanks, you too." @slender quarry died.

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@formal badge tried to high-five @steel sentinel, but @steel sentinel went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@supple sun was ordered by @waxen marlin to sing a song or be killed. @supple sun tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @supple sun died.

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@oak temple decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@smoky warren pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @smoky warren died.

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@tranquil wyvern was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@carmine cairn explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@waxen marlin found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@granite turret gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @granite turret died.

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@livid shuttle saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@waxen marlin hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @formal badge wasn't a Slime, @formal badge was endlessly beaten. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @livid shuttle died.

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@oak temple, @steel sentinel, and @raw moss worked on a group project, but it looked like @oak temple was doing most of the work.

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@cerulean mauve threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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No one told @cerulean mauve that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @cerulean mauve died.

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@carmine cairn found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@raw moss launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@tranquil wyvern vaporized @oak temple with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @oak temple died.

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@steel sentinel almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@tranquil wyvern was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@carmine cairn faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@raw moss equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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@livid shuttle invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@carmine cairn started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@formal badge did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @near mortar, who happened to be passing by.

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@jolly swift tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @jolly swift died.

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@granite turret was furious at @steel sentinel for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @granite turret's special someone!

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@granite turret stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @granite turret died.

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@raw moss murdered @long vine with a knife, but it was actually @formal badge in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @raw moss didn't care that much. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @livid shuttle was revived.

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@cerulean mauve drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @cerulean mauve died.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@near mortar dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @long vine, but @long vine simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@livid shuttle headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@raw moss decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@livid shuttle did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@tranquil wyvern found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@raw moss will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@steel sentinel couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@tranquil wyvern got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @raw moss. Apparently, not that many. @raw moss died.

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@long vine used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @carmine cairn's skull. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @granite turret

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@zenith root encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @zenith root died.

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@formal badge tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@granite turret tickled @steel sentinel from behind while they were busy sharpening their True Night's Edge. @granite turret died.

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@cerulean mauve slammed @waxen marlin into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @waxen marlin died.

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@carmine cairn murdered @cerulean mauve by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @cerulean mauve died.

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@jolly swift started blocking @tranquil wyvern's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@tranquil wyvern found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@jolly swift made some scary noises in the dark. @astral glacier sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @jolly swift died.

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@formal badge tried hacking into @steel sentinel's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @steel sentinel's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tranquil wyvern was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@steel sentinel finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@formal badge was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@astral glacier came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@carmine cairn went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@carmine cairn disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @formal badge, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @raw moss died.

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@astral glacier asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @astral glacier died.

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@steel sentinel's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @steel sentinel sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@carmine cairn told @steel sentinel a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @granite turret

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@livid shuttle tried to kill @velvet dune, but failed to ask for consent.

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@remote glen trapped @tight niche in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@waxen marlin tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@raw moss fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @raw moss died.

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After partying all night, @oak temple was shot by @cerulean mauve in a swimming pool. @oak temple died.

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@remote glen went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @remote glen died.

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@tranquil wyvern was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@jolly swift found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@waxen marlin drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @waxen marlin died.

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@vagrant storm and @glacial totem were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@steel sentinel purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@formal badge found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @cerulean mauve died.

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@jolly swift blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @jolly swift's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@tight niche aimed a spinning toy at @tranquil wyvern, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@velvet dune programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @velvet dune died.

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@glacial totem was dunked on by @steel sentinel. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@tranquil wyvern was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine and @vagrant storm had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@long vine thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@carmine cairn dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@formal badge was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @formal badge died.

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@glacial totem started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@signal minnow snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @signal minnow died.

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@jolly swift was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @jolly swift died.

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@vagrant storm thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @vagrant storm's potions with Red Potions. @vagrant storm died.

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@tight niche tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@long vine shot @livid shuttle to death with a finger gun. @livid shuttle died.

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@glacial totem kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @glacial totem red. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@tight niche got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@carmine cairn ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel summoned the Old One's Army while @long vine was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @oak temple, @glossy juniper, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @gritty goblet, @steel sentinel, @granite turret, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, and @livid shuttle
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@granite turret thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@waxen marlin thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@tranquil wyvern built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @glacial totem saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @jolly swift stabbed them in the back. @glacial totem died.

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@gritty goblet and @long vine ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@jolly swift tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @jolly swift died.

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@glossy juniper adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@livid shuttle invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@long vine contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @long vine died.

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@formal badge tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@livid shuttle was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @formal badge caught them in time.

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@gritty goblet and @granite turret were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @gritty goblet fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @gritty goblet died.

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@granite turret flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @granite turret died.

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@waxen marlin and @steel sentinel decided to play catch with a Zombie Arm. @waxen marlin missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @steel sentinel and @livid shuttle summoned the Impending Doom. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle iwwegawy owoed to @glossy juniper and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@oak temple built a floating city and named it "England".

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @glossy juniper's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @glossy juniper died.

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@steel sentinel thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@oak temple tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @oak temple keeled over from a heart attack. @oak temple died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @carmine cairn's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@steel sentinel had a dirty mind. Then @carmine cairn sprayed @steel sentinel's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @oak temple
150 points go to 4th place: @glossy juniper
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 10th place: @gritty goblet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

cerulean mauve Mar 22, 2026, 5:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 5:40 PM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 22, 2026, 5:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 5:52 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Mar 22, 2026, 5:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 5:58 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 22, 2026, 6:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:07 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Mar 22, 2026, 6:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:09 PM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@granite turret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet merlin Mar 22, 2026, 6:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:13 PM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oblique lantern Mar 22, 2026, 6:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:13 PM

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@oblique lantern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glossy juniper Mar 22, 2026, 6:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:18 PM

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@glossy juniper, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gritty goblet Mar 22, 2026, 6:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:20 PM

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@gritty goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 22, 2026, 6:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glossy juniper Mar 22, 2026, 6:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:28 PM

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@glossy juniper, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @glossy juniper, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @gritty goblet, @granite turret, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @cerulean mauve, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@granite turret was arrested for killing @jolly swift with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @jolly swift died.

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@wet merlin failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@oblique lantern opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@cerulean mauve told @tranquil wyvern a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@glossy juniper tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@waxen marlin wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @steel sentinel wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@carmine cairn found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@steel sentinel walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@waxen marlin tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@oblique lantern learned all of @carmine cairn's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@cerulean mauve begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@gritty goblet spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @gritty goblet still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @gritty goblet died.

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@granite turret walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @granite turret died.

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@wet merlin managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@carmine cairn tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@wet merlin flossed their teeth with @glossy juniper's shoelaces.

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@cerulean mauve killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@steel sentinel fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@oblique lantern drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@oblique lantern realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@wet merlin forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@glossy juniper somehow convinced @waxen marlin that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @waxen marlin died.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @carmine cairn begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@carmine cairn spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@carmine cairn’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@carmine cairn went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@cerulean mauve saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @cerulean mauve died.