#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 172

gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 3:35 AM

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@raw moss broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@tight niche was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@livid shuttle and @raw moss got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@livid shuttle tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 5th place: @dusty holly
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 3:37 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 20, 2026, 3:41 AM

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supple sun Mar 20, 2026, 3:41 AM

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formal badge Mar 20, 2026, 3:45 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 20, 2026, 3:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 4:16 AM

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oblique furnace Mar 20, 2026, 4:16 AM

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tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 4:28 AM

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velvet dune Mar 20, 2026, 4:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

modern plover Mar 20, 2026, 4:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 4:31 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 20, 2026, 4:34 AM

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glacial totem Mar 20, 2026, 4:42 AM

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near mortar Mar 20, 2026, 4:47 AM

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winged sparrow Mar 20, 2026, 5:02 AM

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oblique lantern Mar 20, 2026, 5:08 AM

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formal badge Mar 20, 2026, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 5:29 AM

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@formal badge, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @winged sparrow, @supple sun, @tight niche, @raw moss, @velvet dune, @modern plover, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @oblique furnace, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @cerulean mauve, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @glacial totem died.

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@oblique furnace fired their bow at @raw moss, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @oblique furnace gave up.

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@modern plover tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Red Phaseblade instead of a Bug Net.

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@winged sparrow was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @winged sparrow died.

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@waxen marlin drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@velvet dune spoke softly to @supple sun while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @supple sun died.

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@livid shuttle found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @tight niche died.

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@modern plover tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @modern plover died.

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@near mortar started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@oblique lantern asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @oblique lantern died.

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@formal badge got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@raw moss stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@livid shuttle multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@near mortar found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@waxen marlin asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @waxen marlin died.

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@velvet dune drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@velvet dune was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @velvet dune let them be.

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@oblique furnace discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @oblique furnace died.

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@near mortar released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @near mortar, but it was very satisfying.

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@formal badge saw @livid shuttle standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @livid shuttle died.

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@cerulean mauve tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @cerulean mauve then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @cerulean mauve died.

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@near mortar accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @near mortar died.

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@formal badge was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @formal badge died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @raw moss, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @raw moss was too boring.

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@velvet dune brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @velvet dune died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @velvet dune
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique furnace
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 5:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 5:39 AM

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long vine Mar 20, 2026, 5:40 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 20, 2026, 5:47 AM

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amber ermine Mar 20, 2026, 6:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 6:26 AM

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arctic temple Mar 20, 2026, 6:28 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

waxen marlin Mar 20, 2026, 6:51 AM

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glass vine Mar 20, 2026, 6:51 AM

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clever atlas Mar 20, 2026, 6:53 AM

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potent talon Mar 20, 2026, 6:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 6:54 AM

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formal badge Mar 20, 2026, 6:55 AM

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azure sundial Mar 20, 2026, 7:01 AM

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uneven grove Mar 20, 2026, 7:09 AM

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brave shore Mar 20, 2026, 7:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 7:22 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@raw moss, @clever atlas, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @glass vine, @potent talon, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @arctic temple, and @uneven grove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@clever atlas was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @clever atlas died.

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@livid shuttle threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @livid shuttle unlocked the power of flight!

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@azure sundial joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @azure sundial died.

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@uneven grove crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@waxen marlin was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@potent talon walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@long vine had @amber ermine lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, this wasn't a magic show. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@glass vine forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @glass vine died.

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@potent talon went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @potent talon died.

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@waxen marlin threatened @tranquil wyvern with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tranquil wyvern informed @waxen marlin as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @formal badge wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@arctic temple, @uneven grove, and @raw moss made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@formal badge made some Synonym Rolls for @tranquil wyvern and @brave shore. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@arctic temple was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @arctic temple died.

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@uneven grove gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @uneven grove died.

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@long vine didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @long vine died.

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@formal badge got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @formal badge wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @formal badge was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@brave shore and @tranquil wyvern engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @tranquil wyvern blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @raw moss knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@brave shore hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@brave shore was stalking @raw moss's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven grove
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

hardy patio Mar 20, 2026, 7:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 7:39 AM

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formal badge Mar 20, 2026, 7:41 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 20, 2026, 7:41 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 20, 2026, 7:48 AM

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long vine Mar 20, 2026, 7:59 AM

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upbeat magnet Mar 20, 2026, 8:01 AM

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stray salmon Mar 20, 2026, 8:01 AM

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edgy niche Mar 20, 2026, 8:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 8:26 AM

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azure sundial Mar 20, 2026, 8:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 8:27 AM

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@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @raw moss, @stray salmon, @upbeat magnet, @azure sundial, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@upbeat magnet was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @upbeat magnet died.

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@waxen marlin gave @raw moss a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @raw moss gave @waxen marlin a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @waxen marlin died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @tranquil wyvern managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@livid shuttle tried to instigate drama against @stray salmon, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @livid shuttle used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @stray salmon died.

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@formal badge forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @formal badge died.

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@edgy niche tried to strike @azure sundial down, but @azure sundial instead became more powerful than @edgy niche could possibly imagine.

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@edgy niche was eaten by a tree. @edgy niche died.

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@hardy patio created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @hardy patio's artistic genius.

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@tranquil wyvern opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @tranquil wyvern's neck. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@livid shuttle fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @hardy patio. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @long vine walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@azure sundial walked into a bar. @hardy patio laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@long vine explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@raw moss sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@raw moss opened the front door and saw @hardy patio trying to murder the Guide. @raw moss slowly closed the door and walked away.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @azure sundial randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@azure sundial went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @azure sundial's fault.

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@hardy patio swapped @azure sundial's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @azure sundial then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @azure sundial died.

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@raw moss painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@long vine was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@hardy patio found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@hardy patio accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @edgy niche
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @stray salmon
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

hardy patio Mar 20, 2026, 8:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 8:39 AM

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formal badge Mar 20, 2026, 8:39 AM

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raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 8:39 AM

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stray salmon Mar 20, 2026, 8:40 AM

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azure sundial Mar 20, 2026, 8:42 AM

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long vine Mar 20, 2026, 8:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 8:50 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 20, 2026, 8:52 AM

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granite turret Mar 20, 2026, 8:53 AM

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long vine Mar 20, 2026, 8:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 8:53 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 20, 2026, 9:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 9:02 AM

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gray sky Mar 20, 2026, 9:28 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @stray salmon, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @granite turret, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@azure sundial used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @azure sundial. @azure sundial died.

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@long vine turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @long vine died.

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While @waxen marlin looked inside a Corruption chasm, @formal badge pranked them by pushing them inside. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge failed to properly hydrate. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @tranquil wyvern's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @livid shuttle died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@stray salmon became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@gray sky tried to set up a campfire, but @tranquil wyvern drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@hardy patio used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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The moon hit @stray salmon's eye like a big pizza pie. @stray salmon died.

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@granite turret attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@raw moss shot @gray sky in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @gray sky died.

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@hardy patio used the power of Flex Tape to stick @granite turret in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @granite turret's suffering to a swift end. @granite turret died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@hardy patio saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@raw moss walked up to @hardy patio and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @raw moss, that kills people! @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss shot @tranquil wyvern to death with a finger gun. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @granite turret
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @stray salmon
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 10:49 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @amber ermine, @granite turret, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @arctic temple's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@hardy patio won in a fight against @upbeat magnet by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @upbeat magnet died.

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@livid shuttle opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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After opening a present, @amber ermine discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@formal badge found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@amber ermine tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@waxen marlin tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge declared war on emus. The emus won. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @livid shuttle, @arctic temple broke their fall with their own body. @arctic temple died.

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@long vine begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@brave shore theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@granite turret accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @granite turret died.

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@raw moss invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@long vine met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @long vine ended up completely fine.

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@hardy patio tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@brave shore claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@hardy patio thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@long vine thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore and @raw moss had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@raw moss realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@brave shore wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 20, 2026, 11:39 AM

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dusty holly Mar 20, 2026, 12:05 PM

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long vine Mar 20, 2026, 12:28 PM

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rare gust Mar 20, 2026, 12:28 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 20, 2026, 12:29 PM

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formal badge Mar 20, 2026, 12:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @rare gust, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @granite turret, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @dusty holly, @formal badge, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@raw moss was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @long vine. Apparently, not that many. @long vine died.

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@granite turret picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @granite turret died.

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@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@dusty holly wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@gray sky stopped a meteor from crushing @brave shore and @hardy patio with their own body. @gray sky died.

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@dusty holly used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @dusty holly died.

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@formal badge was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@carmine cairn wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@formal badge stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@rare gust had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @rare gust died.

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@raw moss accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@tranquil wyvern searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@carmine cairn killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@raw moss purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@hardy patio murdered @carmine cairn with a knife, but it was actually @tranquil wyvern in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @hardy patio didn't care that much. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@hardy patio found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @hardy patio was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@carmine cairn went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@raw moss tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@carmine cairn recruited @hardy patio as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@hardy patio moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @rare gust
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @granite turret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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granite turret Mar 20, 2026, 12:40 PM

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arctic temple Mar 20, 2026, 12:41 PM

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raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 12:41 PM

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waxen marlin Mar 20, 2026, 12:41 PM

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fathom barn Mar 20, 2026, 12:56 PM

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dusty holly Mar 20, 2026, 12:58 PM

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amber ermine Mar 20, 2026, 1:02 PM

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gray sky Mar 20, 2026, 1:09 PM

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hardy patio Mar 20, 2026, 1:19 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 20, 2026, 1:24 PM

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brave shore Mar 20, 2026, 1:26 PM

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ancient geyser Mar 20, 2026, 1:27 PM

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tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 1:28 PM

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long vine Mar 20, 2026, 1:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fathom barn, @long vine, @amber ermine, @granite turret, @ancient geyser, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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@long vine tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@fathom barn asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@waxen marlin tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@fathom barn thought they assassinated @raw moss, but it was just @fathom barn in disguise. Huh? @fathom barn died.

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@carmine cairn took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@dusty holly squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @amber ermine was caught in the crossfire. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche burned @granite turret to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @tight niche for reading books. @granite turret died.

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@livid shuttle ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@gray sky drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @gray sky died.

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@waxen marlin's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @waxen marlin died.

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@arctic temple started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @hardy patio forced them to put in some more effort.

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@arctic temple opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@carmine cairn angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@hardy patio was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@tight niche found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@brave shore wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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A pretty fairy led @dusty holly to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @dusty holly died.

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@raw moss teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@ancient geyser encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @ancient geyser decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@arctic temple drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @long vine mopped @arctic temple up with a tissue. @arctic temple died.

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@ancient geyser wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@ancient geyser trash talked @livid shuttle, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @ancient geyser suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @ancient geyser died.

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@raw moss used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@tight niche tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@hardy patio was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@brave shore performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@carmine cairn had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@long vine tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@tight niche tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @livid shuttle, but they were in broad daylight.

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@livid shuttle threw a snowball at @raw moss. To counter this, @raw moss threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @livid shuttle died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @tight niche tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@brave shore and @carmine cairn discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@raw moss found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@long vine drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@tight niche decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@tight niche found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @long vine, who silenced @tight niche by filling their hiding place with water. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @raw moss with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@carmine cairn, @raw moss, and @long vine raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@brave shore and @long vine had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@carmine cairn will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@brave shore made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @brave shore died.

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@long vine invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@carmine cairn popped @long vine by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @raw moss chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @carmine cairn's shattered corpse. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @ancient geyser
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @dusty holly

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 1:40 PM

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near mortar Mar 20, 2026, 1:41 PM

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long vine Mar 20, 2026, 1:41 PM

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raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 1:45 PM

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arctic temple Mar 20, 2026, 1:54 PM

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craggy cargo Mar 20, 2026, 1:56 PM

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formal badge Mar 20, 2026, 1:59 PM

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amber ermine Mar 20, 2026, 2:09 PM

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slender quarry Mar 20, 2026, 2:18 PM

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granite turret Mar 20, 2026, 2:22 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 20, 2026, 2:25 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @craggy cargo, @granite turret, @formal badge, @arctic temple, and @near mortar
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@slender quarry used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @slender quarry died.

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@granite turret, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@long vine couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Yellow Phaseblade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @long vine's heart and brain. @long vine died.

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@formal badge tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@amber ermine was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@craggy cargo crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@craggy cargo's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Lead Broadsword was nice and clean, but their Molten Fury's string broke, and their Venom Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@raw moss aimed a spinning toy at @near mortar, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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A mysterious stranger gave @craggy cargo a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @formal badge with it. However, @craggy cargo clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @craggy cargo died.

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@arctic temple tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@granite turret started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @granite turret died.

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@formal badge tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @formal badge found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @formal badge died.

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@arctic temple and @near mortar had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@arctic temple realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @arctic temple died.

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@near mortar heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@raw moss constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@near mortar saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@near mortar spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @near mortar died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @carmine cairn is approaching @raw moss!

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Low on health, @raw moss hid from @carmine cairn by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @near mortar
150 points go to 4th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 7th place: @craggy cargo
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slender quarry Mar 20, 2026, 2:40 PM

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amber ermine Mar 20, 2026, 3:01 PM

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glacial totem Mar 20, 2026, 3:06 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 20, 2026, 3:16 PM

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jolly swift Mar 20, 2026, 3:26 PM

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formal badge Mar 20, 2026, 3:33 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 20, 2026, 3:48 PM

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gray sky Mar 20, 2026, 3:53 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 20, 2026, 4:18 PM

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tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 4:24 PM

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signal minnow Mar 20, 2026, 4:27 PM

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astral glacier Mar 20, 2026, 4:29 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 20, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @amber ermine, @gleaming ibex, @steel sentinel, @astral glacier, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @signal minnow
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@amber ermine finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@gleaming ibex accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @gleaming ibex.

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@glacial totem summoned a solar eclipse while @raw moss was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @glacial totem died.

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@maiden walrus swung a Bone Sword at @slender quarry and missed. However, @slender quarry acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @maiden walrus to receive a yellow card.

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@waxen marlin became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@jolly swift used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @jolly swift died.

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@signal minnow drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @carmine cairn was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@gray sky, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @slender quarry, @formal badge, @amber ermine, and @signal minnow decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @slender quarry. @slender quarry died.

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@raw moss was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @raw moss died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @maiden walrus's eye sockets. @maiden walrus died.

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@trail loom tried to stab @amber ermine, but @amber ermine's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @amber ermine died.

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@gleaming ibex faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@astral glacier trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@waxen marlin had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Handgun. Obviously, this failed.

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@gleaming ibex was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @gleaming ibex died.

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@gray sky ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @gray sky died.

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@trail loom spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@waxen marlin thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge got impaled by Mourning Wood. @formal badge died.

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@steel sentinel complained to @livid shuttle that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to launch a poison dart frog at @steel sentinel through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @tranquil wyvern has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@signal minnow and @astral glacier set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@tight niche found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@trail loom escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@steel sentinel and @livid shuttle fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @steel sentinel won by breaking @livid shuttle's spine. @livid shuttle died.

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@astral glacier got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@trail loom got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @trail loom died.

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@steel sentinel summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @steel sentinel died.

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@signal minnow wished for the ability to fly. @tight niche granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @signal minnow died.

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@astral glacier wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@astral glacier started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@astral glacier took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tight niche from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tight niche die, so nothing actually happened.

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@carmine cairn sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@tight niche pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Mar 20, 2026, 4:41 PM

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gray sky Mar 20, 2026, 4:42 PM

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jolly swift Mar 20, 2026, 4:44 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 20, 2026, 4:46 PM

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slender quarry Mar 20, 2026, 4:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 4:51 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 20, 2026, 5:19 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 20, 2026, 5:22 PM

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glacial totem Mar 20, 2026, 5:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 5:25 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 20, 2026, 5:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 5:26 PM

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signal minnow Mar 20, 2026, 5:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 5:28 PM

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tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 5:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 5:29 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 20, 2026, 5:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 5:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@tight niche literally impeached @slender quarry by squashing them under a giant peach. @slender quarry died.

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@maiden walrus had a sleepover with @glacial totem, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@maiden walrus was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @maiden walrus died.

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@grizzled canopy kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @grizzled canopy red. @grizzled canopy died.

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@signal minnow recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @carmine cairn was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@steel sentinel started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@jolly swift spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@formal badge wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@exotic saddle invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@tranquil wyvern used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@gray sky walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@formal badge tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @formal badge was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @livid shuttle died.

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@signal minnow launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@jolly swift tried to shoot an apple off of @exotic saddle's head. @jolly swift's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @exotic saddle died.

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@glacial totem found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tranquil wyvern, who was out swimming that day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche knocked furiously on @carmine cairn's door while holding an axe. @carmine cairn shouted, "Who's there?"

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@steel sentinel summoned the Old One's Army while @signal minnow was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @signal minnow died.

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@glacial totem was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel successfully snuck into @tight niche's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @steel sentinel died.

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A strange device attached itself to @tight niche's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Mar 20, 2026, 5:39 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 20, 2026, 5:40 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 20, 2026, 5:40 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 20, 2026, 5:44 PM

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clever atlas Mar 20, 2026, 5:45 PM

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pallid moss Mar 20, 2026, 5:53 PM

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glacial totem Mar 20, 2026, 5:53 PM

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gray sky Mar 20, 2026, 5:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 5:56 PM

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slender quarry Mar 20, 2026, 6:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 20, 2026, 6:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 6:14 PM

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signal minnow Mar 20, 2026, 6:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 6:24 PM

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tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 6:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 6:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @jolly swift, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @clever atlas, @tranquil wyvern, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @pallid moss, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@pallid moss wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@tight niche became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@glacial totem read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @glacial totem died.

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@signal minnow laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@clever atlas told @slender quarry to step off their carpet, which they did. @clever atlas proceeded to murder @slender quarry, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @slender quarry died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @maiden walrus's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@tranquil wyvern stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@steel sentinel refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@gray sky developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@maiden walrus tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @maiden walrus decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @clever atlas into fertilizer. @clever atlas died.

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@maiden walrus tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @maiden walrus died.

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@tight niche went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@gray sky wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @gray sky died.

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@pallid moss dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @pallid moss died.

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@signal minnow knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@exotic saddle used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @exotic saddle didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @exotic saddle died.

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@jolly swift vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @jolly swift died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tranquil wyvern thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@steel sentinel couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @tight niche found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @tranquil wyvern with bug spray. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@signal minnow tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@steel sentinel crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @signal minnow laughed at them, not knowing that @steel sentinel was just a completionist.

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@signal minnow started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @signal minnow died.

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@steel sentinel shot their Toxikarp to the left of @tight niche just to scare them. @tight niche heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @clever atlas

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud lava Mar 20, 2026, 7:28 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @granite turret, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @dusty holly, @cerulean mauve, @floral stump, and @signal minnow
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@oak temple accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@oak temple didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @oak temple died.

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@floral stump tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@gray sky tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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Someone let the dogs out! @proud lava tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @proud lava died.

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@exotic saddle found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@cerulean mauve somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @cerulean mauve's chests for the rest of its life.

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@dusty holly dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @exotic saddle, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @exotic saddle died.

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@granite turret's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @granite turret died.

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@gray sky forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@dusty holly ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @dusty holly's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @dusty holly died.

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@cerulean mauve purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@jolly swift made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@cerulean mauve tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @cerulean mauve died.

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@floral stump unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @floral stump died.

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@steel sentinel had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@signal minnow was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @signal minnow died.

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@steel sentinel was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@jolly swift triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn visited @tight niche, but no one was home. @carmine cairn felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@steel sentinel made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@tight niche started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @floral stump
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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granite turret Mar 20, 2026, 7:38 PM

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gray sky Mar 20, 2026, 7:40 PM

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proud lava Mar 20, 2026, 7:57 PM

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slender quarry Mar 20, 2026, 8:08 PM

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clever atlas Mar 20, 2026, 8:23 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 20, 2026, 8:26 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 20, 2026, 8:27 PM

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tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 8:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @clever atlas, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @granite turret, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @gray sky, and @cerulean mauve
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@proud lava found some Diamond Ore. @tranquil wyvern quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@slender quarry tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @slender quarry's brains. @slender quarry died.

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@exotic saddle was buried under an avalanche that @tight niche had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @exotic saddle died.

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@proud lava became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @steel sentinel had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @proud lava's suffering. @proud lava died.

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@granite turret became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @granite turret died.

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@cerulean mauve smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@clever atlas heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tight niche, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@grizzled canopy became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @grizzled canopy died.

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@steel sentinel drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@gray sky's booty was plundered by pirates. @gray sky died.

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@cerulean mauve saw @tranquil wyvern trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @cerulean mauve is calling the police!

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@carmine cairn murdered @cerulean mauve by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @cerulean mauve died.

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@steel sentinel modified @clever atlas's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @clever atlas was never seen again. @clever atlas died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@steel sentinel's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tight niche landed in a pool of water. @tranquil wyvern did not. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@carmine cairn overwhelmed @tight niche with a storm of flying bananas. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @carmine cairn's back, which then integrated itself into @carmine cairn's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@steel sentinel stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @clever atlas
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 20, 2026, 9:00 PM

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dusty holly Mar 20, 2026, 9:10 PM

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gray sky Mar 20, 2026, 9:20 PM

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tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 9:27 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 20, 2026, 9:29 PM

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fiery horizon Mar 20, 2026, 9:40 PM

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coarse ferry Mar 20, 2026, 9:41 PM

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brave shore Mar 20, 2026, 10:10 PM

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arctic temple Mar 20, 2026, 10:20 PM

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granite turret Mar 20, 2026, 10:29 PM

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signal minnow Mar 20, 2026, 10:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @coarse ferry, @fiery horizon, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @granite turret, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @dusty holly, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, and @signal minnow
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@tight niche had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@carmine cairn tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @carmine cairn died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @fiery horizon was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @fiery horizon had ever been in. @fiery horizon died.

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@brave shore rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @brave shore's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@tranquil wyvern got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@gray sky cut a specific wire in @raw moss's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @raw moss died.

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@arctic temple managed to kill @granite turret by doing absolutely nothing. @granite turret died.

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@dusty holly came out of @cerulean mauve's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@gray sky was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @gray sky died.

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@dusty holly was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @dusty holly died.

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@brave shore asked @arctic temple to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel pranked @tight niche by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@tranquil wyvern solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@arctic temple attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @signal minnow watched the carnage from a safe distance. @arctic temple died.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@steel sentinel's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @steel sentinel responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@cerulean mauve started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @cerulean mauve soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @cerulean mauve died.

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@coarse ferry went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@coarse ferry drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@steel sentinel opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@tranquil wyvern replaced @signal minnow's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @signal minnow died.

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@coarse ferry brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @coarse ferry died.

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@tight niche was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@tranquil wyvern shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tight niche, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@steel sentinel compressed @tight niche until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @coarse ferry
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 20, 2026, 10:39 PM

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maiden walrus Mar 20, 2026, 10:44 PM

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long vine Mar 20, 2026, 10:48 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 20, 2026, 10:48 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 20, 2026, 10:51 PM

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granite turret Mar 20, 2026, 11:03 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 20, 2026, 11:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 11:11 PM

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glacial totem Mar 20, 2026, 11:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 11:22 PM

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tight niche Mar 20, 2026, 11:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 11:29 PM

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rigid relic Mar 20, 2026, 11:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 11:29 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 20, 2026, 11:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @long vine, @maiden walrus, @exotic saddle, @granite turret, @steel sentinel, @rigid relic, @hardy patio, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel blew @glacial totem to bits using an exploding bed. @glacial totem died.

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@maiden walrus spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @maiden walrus still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @maiden walrus died.

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@carmine cairn wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@exotic saddle was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @exotic saddle died.

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@granite turret lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @granite turret died.

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@rigid relic tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @rigid relic died.

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@long vine took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @tight niche and @steel sentinel ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@hardy patio sat on a wall. @hardy patio had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @hardy patio together again. @hardy patio died.

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@cerulean mauve decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @cerulean mauve died.

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@long vine found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@steel sentinel started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@tight niche likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @tight niche probably liked trains a bit too much. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@long vine tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @steel sentinel would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 8th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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granite turret Mar 20, 2026, 11:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 20, 2026, 11:37 PM

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@granite turret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 20, 2026, 11:38 PM

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arctic temple Mar 20, 2026, 11:39 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 20, 2026, 11:40 PM

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hardy patio Mar 20, 2026, 11:50 PM

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brave shore Mar 21, 2026, 12:19 AM

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near mortar Mar 21, 2026, 12:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 12:25 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 21, 2026, 12:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ancient geyser Mar 21, 2026, 12:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 12:28 AM

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@ancient geyser, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cerulean mauve Mar 21, 2026, 12:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 12:28 AM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Mar 21, 2026, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 12:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @granite turret, @ancient geyser, @hardy patio, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine went AFK in their gel farm. @near mortar set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @long vine died.

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@arctic temple found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@ancient geyser tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@exotic saddle found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@tight niche sacrificed @exotic saddle by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@cerulean mauve was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@granite turret was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @granite turret died.

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@ancient geyser tied up @tight niche and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @tight niche to die. However, @tight niche managed to escape from their bonds.

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@arctic temple forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @arctic temple died.

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@cerulean mauve mistook @brave shore's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @cerulean mauve died.

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@near mortar looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@brave shore found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@hardy patio sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@carmine cairn went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @near mortar used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @near mortar died.

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@ancient geyser and @tight niche were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @ancient geyser fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @ancient geyser died.

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@hardy patio's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore wrote @tight niche's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @ancient geyser
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 21, 2026, 12:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 12:42 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 21, 2026, 12:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 12:44 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 21, 2026, 12:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 12:45 AM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Mar 21, 2026, 1:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 1:07 AM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mortal tendon Mar 21, 2026, 1:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 21, 2026, 1:10 AM

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@mortal tendon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 21, 2026, 1:11 AM

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