#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 170

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 2:20 AM

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tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 2:28 AM

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arctic temple Mar 18, 2026, 2:47 AM

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signal minnow Mar 18, 2026, 3:15 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 18, 2026, 3:15 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 18, 2026, 3:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @acoustic mica, @livid shuttle, @stray trench, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine tried to confess their love to @stray trench, but @stray trench interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@raw moss tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @raw moss died.

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@exotic saddle jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @exotic saddle died.

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@acoustic mica drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @acoustic mica died.

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@tight niche wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@livid shuttle and @carmine cairn were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @livid shuttle, but left @carmine cairn alone because they smelled funny. @livid shuttle died.

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@stray trench tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @stray trench died.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@arctic temple brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@long vine messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@tight niche obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @tight niche never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@cerulean mauve woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@signal minnow tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @signal minnow didn't know that.

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@long vine planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@tight niche pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @signal minnow.

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@carmine cairn was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@cerulean mauve took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @arctic temple. @arctic temple died.

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@signal minnow was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @carmine cairn caught them in time.

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@cerulean mauve and @long vine played catch with a Paladin. @cerulean mauve accidentally fumbled a catch. @cerulean mauve died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @tight niche

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@signal minnow went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @signal minnow died.

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@carmine cairn dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @long vine fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@tight niche toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @tight niche died.

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@long vine neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

acoustic mica Mar 18, 2026, 3:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 3:37 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 18, 2026, 3:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 3:40 AM

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long vine Mar 18, 2026, 3:43 AM

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signal minnow Mar 18, 2026, 4:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 4:18 AM

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oblique lantern Mar 18, 2026, 4:20 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 18, 2026, 4:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 4:22 AM

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honest pine Mar 18, 2026, 4:29 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 4:29 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 18, 2026, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 4:29 AM

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eternal sage Mar 18, 2026, 5:15 AM

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Bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 5:15 AM

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raw moss Mar 18, 2026, 5:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 5:49 AM

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glacial totem Mar 18, 2026, 5:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 5:50 AM

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amber ermine Mar 18, 2026, 6:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 6:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @honest pine, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @acoustic mica, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, @cerulean mauve, @eternal sage, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@cerulean mauve used some tree stumps as target practice.

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There was a snake in @glacial totem's boot! @glacial totem died.

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@long vine fed @raw moss several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@oblique lantern chased @carmine cairn with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @carmine cairn died.

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@eternal sage wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@honest pine received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @honest pine died.

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@amber ermine tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @amber ermine died.

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@acoustic mica activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @acoustic mica died.

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@oblique lantern dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @oblique lantern died.

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@waxen marlin had a terrible night. @waxen marlin died.

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@cerulean mauve tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @cerulean mauve died.

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@eternal sage found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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Poor @signal minnow. @signal minnow keeps getting pinged over and over again. @signal minnow is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @signal minnow. @signal minnow. @signal minnow.

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@eternal sage found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @eternal sage died.

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@long vine and @raw moss attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@long vine and @raw moss had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@signal minnow broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@raw moss chased @signal minnow with their Tin Shortsword. @signal minnow tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @raw moss. @signal minnow died.

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@long vine fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@raw moss threw @long vine in the washing machine and turned it on. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @eternal sage
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 8th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @honest pine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 18, 2026, 6:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 6:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 18, 2026, 6:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 6:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 7:19 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Mar 18, 2026, 7:20 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 7:20 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 18, 2026, 7:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 7:21 AM

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rare gust Mar 18, 2026, 7:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 7:26 AM

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tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 7:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 7:28 AM

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honest pine Mar 18, 2026, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 7:29 AM

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@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Mar 18, 2026, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 7:30 AM

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long vine Mar 18, 2026, 7:35 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 7:35 AM

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ripe solar Mar 18, 2026, 8:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 8:20 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @honest pine, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @rare gust, @long vine, @amber ermine, @ripe solar, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@potent talon tricked @glacial totem into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @glacial totem died.

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@honest pine soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @honest pine dyed.

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@ripe solar was cornered by @amber ermine, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@livid shuttle started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@raw moss fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@honest pine's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @honest pine died.

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@long vine tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@rare gust dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @rare gust is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@tight niche tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@fiery belfry took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @fiery belfry died.

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@rare gust started rallying for goblin rights.

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@rare gust was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @rare gust died.

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@amber ermine constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@amber ermine went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @amber ermine died.

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@potent talon tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tight niche and @long vine's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @brave shore died.

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@ripe solar started blocking @tight niche's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@long vine sang a song to try to impress @raw moss, @ripe solar, and @tight niche. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@ripe solar stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @ripe solar died.

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@raw moss wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@tight niche rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @tight niche died.

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@long vine tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @ripe solar
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @rare gust
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 18, 2026, 8:40 AM

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amber ermine Mar 18, 2026, 8:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 8:51 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 18, 2026, 8:56 AM

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brave shore Mar 18, 2026, 9:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 9:01 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 18, 2026, 9:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 9:03 AM

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raw moss Mar 18, 2026, 9:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 9:15 AM

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ripe solar Mar 18, 2026, 9:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 9:18 AM

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oblique lantern Mar 18, 2026, 9:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 9:22 AM

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brave shore Mar 18, 2026, 9:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 9:22 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

honest pine Mar 18, 2026, 9:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 9:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@honest pine, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @ripe solar, @oblique lantern, @waxen marlin, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine used a Medusa Head on @oblique lantern and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @oblique lantern died.

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@tight niche went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@waxen marlin landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @waxen marlin accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @waxen marlin died.

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@honest pine tried to destroy @ripe solar by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@tight niche was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@brave shore heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @brave shore stopped because their voice became horse.

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@brave shore told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@honest pine ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@long vine created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @ripe solar got too close while watching. @ripe solar died.

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Thanks to @long vine's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @honest pine's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @long vine died.

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@raw moss killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@tight niche decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@tranquil wyvern climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @raw moss and @honest pine.

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@tight niche cornered @honest pine at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @honest pine started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@tranquil wyvern decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@honest pine was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @honest pine died.

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@raw moss panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @honest pine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @ripe solar
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @oblique lantern
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Mar 18, 2026, 9:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 9:49 AM

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amber ermine Mar 18, 2026, 10:01 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 18, 2026, 10:01 AM

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honest pine Mar 18, 2026, 10:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 10:02 AM

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arctic temple Mar 18, 2026, 10:28 AM

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raw moss Mar 18, 2026, 10:29 AM

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brave shore Mar 18, 2026, 10:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 10:30 AM

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tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 10:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 10:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

azure sundial Mar 18, 2026, 10:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 10:32 AM

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brave shore Mar 18, 2026, 11:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 11:10 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 18, 2026, 11:17 AM

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formal badge Mar 18, 2026, 11:27 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 18, 2026, 11:28 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@honest pine, @tight niche, @raw moss, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @acoustic mica, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@honest pine was ordered by @long vine to sing a song or be killed. @honest pine tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @honest pine died.

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@azure sundial accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @azure sundial died.

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There once was a @amber ermine who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @amber ermine's insides, and all the animals were freed. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @formal badge with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@waxen marlin ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@acoustic mica obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@formal badge tried to attack @tranquil wyvern with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@waxen marlin promised @acoustic mica that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @acoustic mica died.

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@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Stylish Scissors.

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@raw moss threw @waxen marlin into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @raw moss a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @waxen marlin died.

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@arctic temple fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @arctic temple died.

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@raw moss spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@tranquil wyvern's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@brave shore accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @brave shore died.

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@formal badge somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@long vine found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@tight niche used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @long vine. @long vine died.

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@raw moss found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@raw moss tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Mar 18, 2026, 11:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 11:38 AM

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arctic temple Mar 18, 2026, 11:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 18, 2026, 11:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 11:38 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 18, 2026, 11:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 11:39 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 18, 2026, 11:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 11:41 AM

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long vine Mar 18, 2026, 11:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 11:46 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 18, 2026, 11:49 AM

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azure sundial Mar 18, 2026, 12:08 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 12:08 PM

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brave shore Mar 18, 2026, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 12:29 PM

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tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 12:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @acoustic mica, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine played Frisbee with @raw moss using a Light Disc, but @raw moss unfortunately didn't have five hands. @raw moss died.

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@azure sundial and @tight niche were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@arctic temple tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@tranquil wyvern told @formal badge a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@long vine used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @long vine died.

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@brave shore stole @arctic temple's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @arctic temple was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@azure sundial went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@formal badge recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@tight niche tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@acoustic mica reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @waxen marlin in a Fish costume.

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@acoustic mica baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @acoustic mica died.

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@brave shore and @tight niche got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@waxen marlin and @tranquil wyvern had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @arctic temple sped up the process by stabbing @waxen marlin. @waxen marlin died.

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@azure sundial decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@formal badge and @tranquil wyvern had a very merry unbirthday party together. @brave shore found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@tight niche learned all of @azure sundial's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@arctic temple decisively vanquished @formal badge through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @formal badge died.

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@azure sundial adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @brave shore, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @arctic temple insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @arctic temple, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @arctic temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @azure sundial felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@azure sundial was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @azure sundial died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @azure sundial
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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azure sundial Mar 18, 2026, 12:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 12:42 PM

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@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 18, 2026, 12:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 12:44 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 18, 2026, 12:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 12:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 18, 2026, 12:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 12:57 PM

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amber ermine Mar 18, 2026, 1:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 1:07 PM

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formal badge Mar 18, 2026, 1:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 1:28 PM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 1:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 1:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

steel sentinel Mar 18, 2026, 1:35 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 1:36 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 1:56 PM

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near mortar Mar 18, 2026, 2:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 2:05 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 18, 2026, 2:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 2:15 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @raw moss died.

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@azure sundial got stuck in @livid shuttle's Rod of Discord farm. @azure sundial died.

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@tight niche and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @steel sentinel tattled on them.

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@near mortar tried to throw a Sleepy Octopod at @formal badge before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@carmine cairn was briefly jumpscared by @waxen marlin wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@long vine used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@tranquil wyvern rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @tranquil wyvern with unnecessary advice.

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@long vine had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @long vine's skull. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@amber ermine drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@amber ermine was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern got quantum-entangled with @carmine cairn, and used this opportunity to force @carmine cairn to pick their own nose.

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@near mortar gave @waxen marlin Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle chewed some gum. It made @livid shuttle feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @livid shuttle died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @near mortar needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@tranquil wyvern asked @steel sentinel to give them a hand, so @steel sentinel chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@tranquil wyvern had the high ground, but @tight niche just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @tranquil wyvern toppling to their doom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel had a wholesome reunion with @tight niche, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@tight niche tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel crafted @carmine cairn into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Mar 18, 2026, 2:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 2:50 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Mar 18, 2026, 2:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 2:57 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Mar 18, 2026, 2:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 2:58 PM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 18, 2026, 3:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 3:10 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Mar 18, 2026, 3:14 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 3:14 PM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Mar 18, 2026, 3:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 3:19 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 18, 2026, 3:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 3:22 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 18, 2026, 3:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 3:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

waxen marlin Mar 18, 2026, 3:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 3:29 PM

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@waxen marlin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 3:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 3:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@oak temple and @formal badge decided to play catch with a Flying Dragon. @oak temple missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @oak temple died.

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@amber ermine contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@amber ermine got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @proud lava wasn't a pie. @proud lava died.

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@livid shuttle looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@waxen marlin flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @waxen marlin's face off with its bare hands. @waxen marlin died.

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@tight niche added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@livid shuttle was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@tranquil wyvern's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn used their embezzled funds to shred through @tight niche with a Coin Gun. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@carmine cairn found some soup in their fly.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @steel sentinel's. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @oak temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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waxen marlin Mar 18, 2026, 3:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 3:38 PM

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@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 18, 2026, 3:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 3:42 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 18, 2026, 4:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 4:04 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Mar 18, 2026, 4:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 4:12 PM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

subtle gorge Mar 18, 2026, 4:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 4:21 PM

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@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 18, 2026, 4:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 4:23 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 18, 2026, 4:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 4:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

signal minnow Mar 18, 2026, 4:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 4:27 PM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 4:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 4:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @waxen marlin's floating house. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @livid shuttle died. @livid shuttle died. @livid shuttle died. @livid shuttle died.

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The Wall of Flesh told @formal badge that there was something stuck in their teeth. @formal badge checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@subtle gorge accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @subtle gorge allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@signal minnow and @carmine cairn relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@steel sentinel was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @steel sentinel died.

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@subtle gorge died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @subtle gorge was revived.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @signal minnow's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@signal minnow drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @signal minnow died.

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@subtle gorge was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @subtle gorge died.

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@carmine cairn solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@carmine cairn was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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amber ermine Mar 18, 2026, 4:51 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 18, 2026, 5:25 PM

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signal minnow Mar 18, 2026, 5:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 5:29 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 18, 2026, 5:30 PM

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stable thicket Mar 18, 2026, 5:43 PM

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proud lava Mar 18, 2026, 5:49 PM

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acoustic mica Mar 18, 2026, 6:17 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 18, 2026, 6:21 PM

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tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 6:28 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @stable thicket, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @acoustic mica, @grizzled canopy, @waxen marlin, @stray trench, @cerulean mauve, and @signal minnow
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@carmine cairn went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@amber ermine tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @proud lava died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @exotic saddle up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @exotic saddle off said cliff. @exotic saddle died.

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@stable thicket tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@stray trench was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @signal minnow stopped them in time.

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@acoustic mica had a dirty mind. Then @cerulean mauve sprayed @acoustic mica's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @acoustic mica died.

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@tight niche didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@grizzled canopy made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @grizzled canopy died.

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@cerulean mauve found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@waxen marlin got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @stray trench got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @waxen marlin died.

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@stray trench caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @stray trench died.

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@cerulean mauve picked a fight with a goose. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@carmine cairn tried to deal a finishing blow to @signal minnow, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@stable thicket wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@stable thicket made some scary noises in the dark. @steel sentinel sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @stable thicket died.

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@tight niche watched @steel sentinel go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @steel sentinel was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@signal minnow was vehicularly manslaughtered by @tranquil wyvern's minecart. @signal minnow died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @carmine cairn. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@steel sentinel fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @steel sentinel suggested using cover against them. @carmine cairn recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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After years of research, @steel sentinel found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @stable thicket
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @grizzled canopy

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slender quarry Mar 18, 2026, 6:44 PM

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waxen marlin Mar 18, 2026, 6:46 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 18, 2026, 6:53 PM

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amber ermine Mar 18, 2026, 7:01 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 18, 2026, 7:07 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 18, 2026, 7:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 18, 2026, 7:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 7:29 PM

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shadow root Mar 18, 2026, 7:49 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 18, 2026, 7:56 PM

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stray trench Mar 18, 2026, 9:12 PM

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raw moss Mar 18, 2026, 9:21 PM

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oak temple Mar 18, 2026, 9:27 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @amber ermine, @shadow root, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @waxen marlin, @stray trench, and @cerulean mauve
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The fighting begins again!

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@slender quarry thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @slender quarry died.

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@cerulean mauve promised to @tight niche that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@steel sentinel found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@grizzled canopy flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @stray trench when the world was flipped.

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@oak temple filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@amber ermine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Clockwork Assault Rifle.

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@shadow root started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@waxen marlin bragged to @raw moss about their combat skills. @raw moss didn't really know @waxen marlin and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@shadow root disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @oak temple, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @oak temple died.

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@raw moss didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @amber ermine's. @amber ermine died.

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@grizzled canopy was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@shadow root wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @shadow root died.

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@steel sentinel was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @steel sentinel barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@grizzled canopy fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @grizzled canopy died.

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@waxen marlin stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @waxen marlin died.

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@raw moss used an Inferno Fork to eat. @cerulean mauve thought they didn't notice, but @raw moss just really likes spicy food.

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@carmine cairn was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@stray trench went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tight niche had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @stray trench died.

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@raw moss held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@cerulean mauve dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @cerulean mauve died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @raw moss accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn found the Last Prism. Then @tight niche found another one, meaning that @carmine cairn's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@tight niche wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @tight niche turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 5th place: @stray trench
150 points go to 6th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 9th place: @shadow root
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 18, 2026, 9:49 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 18, 2026, 9:58 PM

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amber ermine Mar 18, 2026, 10:01 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 18, 2026, 10:20 PM

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long vine Mar 18, 2026, 10:28 PM

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rare gust Mar 18, 2026, 11:13 PM

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empty fossil Mar 18, 2026, 11:18 PM

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tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 11:25 PM

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acoustic mica Mar 18, 2026, 11:33 PM

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sand portal Mar 18, 2026, 11:45 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 18, 2026, 11:49 PM

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slender quarry Mar 19, 2026, 12:10 AM

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willow whale Mar 19, 2026, 12:13 AM

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hardy patio Mar 19, 2026, 12:16 AM

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granite turret Mar 19, 2026, 12:29 AM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @willow whale, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sand portal, @empty fossil, @long vine, @rare gust, @amber ermine, @granite turret, @acoustic mica, @hardy patio, and @cerulean mauve
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The fighting begins again!

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@empty fossil captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@slender quarry went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @slender quarry died.

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@cerulean mauve wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tight niche into an apple. @tight niche died.

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@sand portal drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @sand portal died.

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@rare gust placed chests all over the world except where @empty fossil was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @empty fossil died.

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@granite turret and @long vine found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@raw moss, @carmine cairn, and @acoustic mica formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@rare gust was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @rare gust died.

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@willow whale pulled out their Silver Broadsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @willow whale pulled out a vacuum instead.

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After @amber ermine drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @amber ermine died.

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@granite turret started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@long vine found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@granite turret tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @granite turret died.

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@carmine cairn purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @carmine cairn ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@acoustic mica declared war against @cerulean mauve because they didn't like something @cerulean mauve said in their AMA.

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@willow whale played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@cerulean mauve was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @cerulean mauve died.

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@long vine drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@willow whale took aim at @hardy patio from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@carmine cairn hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@long vine left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@acoustic mica picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @acoustic mica died.

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@hardy patio was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine told @carmine cairn to bite the dust. In response, @carmine cairn took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@raw moss literally gaslighted @willow whale by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @willow whale died.

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@raw moss put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @raw moss died.

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@long vine accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@carmine cairn covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@long vine threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @long vine begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@long vine spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@long vine’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@long vine went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@carmine cairn gazed at clouds with @long vine. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@carmine cairn placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a S.D.M.G..

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @long vine. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @willow whale
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @rare gust

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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granite turret Mar 19, 2026, 12:39 AM

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long vine Mar 19, 2026, 12:39 AM

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 12:39 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 19, 2026, 12:43 AM

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slender quarry Mar 19, 2026, 12:55 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 19, 2026, 12:59 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @sand portal, @oak temple, @rare gust, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @granite turret, @acoustic mica, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, and @dusty holly
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@carmine cairn slammed @glacial totem into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss and @granite turret were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@slender quarry ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @slender quarry died.

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@acoustic mica suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@dusty holly decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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After partying all night, @oak temple was shot by @livid shuttle in a swimming pool. @oak temple died.

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@rare gust drank a Molotov Cocktail. @rare gust died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @exotic saddle was flattened by a road roller. @exotic saddle died.

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@acoustic mica was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @acoustic mica died.

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@dusty holly was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @dusty holly died.

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@hardy patio crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@long vine spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@raw moss poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@sand portal was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@granite turret summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @granite turret died.

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@sand portal started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@sand portal gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @sand portal died.

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@hardy patio tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@raw moss died.

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@long vine is hvinga stroker n. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @sand portal
100 points go to 7th place: @granite turret
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 9th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 1:42 AM

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granite turret Mar 19, 2026, 1:43 AM

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hardy patio Mar 19, 2026, 1:54 AM

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oak temple Mar 19, 2026, 1:58 AM

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glacial totem Mar 19, 2026, 1:59 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 19, 2026, 2:06 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 19, 2026, 2:14 AM

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dusty holly Mar 19, 2026, 2:24 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 19, 2026, 2:26 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @elfin cradle, @oak temple, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @granite turret, @acoustic mica, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @dusty holly, @livid shuttle, and @cerulean mauve
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@elfin cradle tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@glacial totem used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @exotic saddle tested this theory on @glacial totem, who bounced, and ended up being right. @glacial totem died.

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@potent talon somehow convinced @elfin cradle that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @elfin cradle died.

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@granite turret claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@cerulean mauve climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@exotic saddle got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @exotic saddle, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @exotic saddle died.

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@granite turret played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @granite turret died.

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@oak temple put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@dusty holly desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@hardy patio saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @acoustic mica instead. @acoustic mica died.

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@hardy patio stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@cerulean mauve got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@livid shuttle relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@long vine flexed so hard on @potent talon that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @potent talon died.

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@dusty holly felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@oak temple shot @carmine cairn with a Water Gun. @carmine cairn shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@raw moss tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@dusty holly tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @dusty holly's mind right in front of their face. @dusty holly died.

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@cerulean mauve started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @hardy patio and @long vine out.

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@cerulean mauve ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @cerulean mauve died.

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@livid shuttle couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @livid shuttle over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@oak temple tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@oak temple sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @oak temple died.

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@raw moss built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@livid shuttle went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @livid shuttle died.

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@hardy patio used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@hardy patio started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@hardy patio sniped @raw moss with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @hardy patio, it was opposite day. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn warned @long vine not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @long vine trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@long vine drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @raw moss to death. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @acoustic mica

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 19, 2026, 2:39 AM

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dusty holly Mar 19, 2026, 2:39 AM

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potent talon Mar 19, 2026, 2:54 AM

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slender quarry Mar 19, 2026, 2:56 AM

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long vine Mar 19, 2026, 3:00 AM

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 3:02 AM

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dusky elbow Mar 19, 2026, 3:05 AM

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modern plover Mar 19, 2026, 3:05 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 19, 2026, 3:20 AM

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zenith root Mar 19, 2026, 3:21 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 19, 2026, 3:21 AM

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half magnet Mar 19, 2026, 3:27 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 19, 2026, 3:27 AM

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formal badge Mar 19, 2026, 3:28 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @zenith root, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @dusky elbow, @half magnet, @modern plover, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @waxen marlin, @dusty holly, and @formal badge
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@half magnet snuck up behind @raw moss, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @half magnet decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@carmine cairn thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@zenith root caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @zenith root died.

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@fiery belfry overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@hardy patio tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@slender quarry tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @slender quarry died.

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@waxen marlin and @fiery belfry played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @waxen marlin was the chicken. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine spun around in a full circle and shot @dusky elbow with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @dusky elbow died.

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@half magnet curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @half magnet in half. @half magnet died.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@potent talon found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@long vine hosted a spelling bee! @hardy patio had to spell "cat". @waxen marlin had to spell "rain". @dusty holly had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@modern plover was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@modern plover suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @modern plover died.

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@long vine summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@hardy patio drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@raw moss thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@dusty holly started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@potent talon was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @potent talon died.

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@formal badge befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@waxen marlin hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @waxen marlin died.

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@dusty holly fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @dusty holly died.

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@formal badge tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @carmine cairn died.

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@hardy patio got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@long vine finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @raw moss caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@raw moss suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@long vine used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 19, 2026, 3:37 AM

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long vine Mar 19, 2026, 3:40 AM

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raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 3:40 AM

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dusky elbow Mar 19, 2026, 3:48 AM

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modern plover Mar 19, 2026, 3:48 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 19, 2026, 3:54 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 19, 2026, 4:03 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 19, 2026, 4:19 AM

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formal badge Mar 19, 2026, 4:23 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @dusky elbow, @modern plover, @acoustic mica, @hardy patio, @formal badge, and @livid shuttle
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@dusky elbow made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@long vine angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@dusky elbow contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @dusky elbow died.

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@modern plover was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @modern plover died.

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@acoustic mica called @raw moss on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @acoustic mica died.

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@livid shuttle invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @formal badge, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @formal badge died.

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@hardy patio was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @hardy patio die

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@raw moss built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @livid shuttle was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @livid shuttle died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@hardy patio invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn was infected by a zombie virus. @carmine cairn died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@raw moss started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@carmine cairn mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@tranquil wyvern hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @raw moss extremely rich.

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@raw moss baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@carmine cairn sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@carmine cairn was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

acoustic mica Mar 19, 2026, 4:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 4:42 AM

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@acoustic mica, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 19, 2026, 4:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 4:45 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 4:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 4:47 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glass vine Mar 19, 2026, 4:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 4:52 AM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 19, 2026, 5:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 5:15 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

acoustic mica Mar 19, 2026, 5:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 5:18 AM

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@acoustic mica, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

stray hill Mar 19, 2026, 5:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 5:28 AM

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@stray hill, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

glacial totem Mar 19, 2026, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 5:30 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

cerulean mauve Mar 19, 2026, 5:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 5:50 AM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

arctic temple Mar 19, 2026, 5:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 5:58 AM

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Mar 19, 2026, 6:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 6:13 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Mar 19, 2026, 6:25 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 6:26 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @long vine, @glass vine, @stray hill, @acoustic mica, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@hardy patio sharpened @glass vine's face at a Sharpening Station. @glass vine became the sharpest tool in the shed. @glass vine died.

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@stray hill activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @stray hill died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @acoustic mica found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @acoustic mica was trapped for all eternity. @acoustic mica died.

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@potent talon wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @potent talon died.

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@arctic temple made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@formal badge and @waxen marlin were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @formal badge suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @waxen marlin turned around to look. @waxen marlin died.

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@glacial totem wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@formal badge appeared to be taking a group picture of @raw moss, @hardy patio, and @livid shuttle. @formal badge's selfie turned out great!

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The Demolitionist told @formal badge that it was a good day to die. @formal badge thought so too. @formal badge died.

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@long vine handed @arctic temple a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @arctic temple died.

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@cerulean mauve threw a Stink Potion at @glacial totem. @glacial totem threw a Toxic Flask right back. @cerulean mauve died.

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@livid shuttle encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @livid shuttle died.

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@hardy patio emerged from a tree stump and scolded @raw moss for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @raw moss was still holding an axe. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@raw moss found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@glacial totem talked with @raw moss about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@glacial totem snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Mar 19, 2026, 6:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 6:37 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 19, 2026, 6:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 6:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 19, 2026, 6:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 6:56 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 19, 2026, 6:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 6:57 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

upbeat magnet Mar 19, 2026, 7:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 7:00 AM

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@upbeat magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thick steppe Mar 19, 2026, 7:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 7:20 AM

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@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 19, 2026, 7:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 19, 2026, 7:20 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Mar 19, 2026, 7:28 AM

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bb!register