#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 169

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dusty holly Mar 17, 2026, 1:47 AM

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long vine Mar 17, 2026, 2:05 AM

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potent talon Mar 17, 2026, 2:19 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 17, 2026, 2:22 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sand portal, @tender stone, @long vine, @severe spoke, @acoustic mica, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@arctic temple told @sand portal a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @sand portal died.

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@tender stone constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @carmine cairn by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @tender stone's positioning was a bit off. @tender stone died.

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@dusty holly crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@acoustic mica loves @tight niche to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @acoustic mica died.

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@potent talon's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @potent talon died.

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@severe spoke woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@long vine started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@livid shuttle found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@dusty holly managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @dusty holly found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @dusty holly died.

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@arctic temple started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @arctic temple died.

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@long vine made up their own language and used it to threaten @tight niche, who simply scratched their head.

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@long vine and @carmine cairn were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @long vine played solitaire. @carmine cairn stood behind them and watched.

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@severe spoke tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@severe spoke tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @severe spoke died.

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@tight niche accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss visited @carmine cairn, but no one was home. @raw moss felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@long vine brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@carmine cairn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@raw moss asked for @long vine's autograph. At first, @long vine was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@long vine began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@long vine asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @severe spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @acoustic mica

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 17, 2026, 2:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 2:39 AM

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glacial totem Mar 17, 2026, 2:41 AM

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raw moss Mar 17, 2026, 2:44 AM

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tender stone Mar 17, 2026, 2:48 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 17, 2026, 2:49 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 17, 2026, 2:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 2:53 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 17, 2026, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 3:29 AM

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signal minnow Mar 17, 2026, 4:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 4:05 AM

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hexed notch Mar 17, 2026, 4:26 AM

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brave shore Mar 17, 2026, 4:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @sage holly, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @tender stone, @long vine, @acoustic mica, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @cerulean mauve, and @signal minnow
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The fighting begins again!

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@hexed notch tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@acoustic mica used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @livid shuttle was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@tender stone tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@carmine cairn compressed @glacial totem until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @glacial totem died.

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@signal minnow tried to high-five @long vine, but @long vine went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@raw moss fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@brave shore started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@sage holly declared that 64 was their favorite number. @fiery belfry wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @sage holly by stabbing them 64 times. @sage holly died.

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@cerulean mauve found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@waxen marlin's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @waxen marlin responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@fiery belfry was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @fiery belfry died.

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@tender stone learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @tender stone died.

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@long vine built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@cerulean mauve drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@signal minnow was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@acoustic mica trapped @hexed notch in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @hexed notch managed to escape regardless.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @carmine cairn wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@long vine tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @long vine died.

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@acoustic mica was buried under an avalanche that @cerulean mauve had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @acoustic mica died.

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@waxen marlin accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @waxen marlin died.

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@signal minnow overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@livid shuttle boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@carmine cairn made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@carmine cairn tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@hexed notch couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@cerulean mauve played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @cerulean mauve. @cerulean mauve died.

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@signal minnow heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @signal minnow died.

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@carmine cairn tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@brave shore saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@hexed notch obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@raw moss started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@hexed notch was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@brave shore couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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After @raw moss drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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Low on health, @brave shore hid from @carmine cairn by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 17, 2026, 4:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 4:39 AM

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warped jacinth Mar 17, 2026, 4:39 AM

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long vine Mar 17, 2026, 4:41 AM

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vapid parrot Mar 17, 2026, 4:55 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 17, 2026, 5:18 AM

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runic forge Mar 17, 2026, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 5:28 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 17, 2026, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

waxen marlin Mar 17, 2026, 5:33 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 5:33 AM

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amber ermine Mar 17, 2026, 6:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 6:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @runic forge, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @vapid parrot, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@warped jacinth tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@carmine cairn put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @carmine cairn died.

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@vapid parrot pumped @livid shuttle full of lead. No one was hurt, but @livid shuttle's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@runic forge literally can't even. @runic forge died.

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@long vine started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@waxen marlin started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@raw moss replaced @long vine's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@amber ermine ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @amber ermine said "thanks, you too." @amber ermine died.

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@waxen marlin used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @waxen marlin died.

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@raw moss explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@livid shuttle was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@vapid parrot took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @warped jacinth. @warped jacinth died.

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@raw moss managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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Santa Claus asked @tranquil wyvern what they wanted for Christmas. @tranquil wyvern replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@fiery belfry huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @raw moss also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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While exploring a swamp, @vapid parrot caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to strike @raw moss down, but @raw moss instead became more powerful than @tranquil wyvern could possibly imagine.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @fiery belfry. Queen Bee died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry literally gaslighted @vapid parrot by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @vapid parrot died.

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@raw moss tried to confess their love to @fiery belfry, but @fiery belfry interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@fiery belfry searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@fiery belfry read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @vapid parrot
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @runic forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 17, 2026, 6:38 AM

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whole tartan Mar 17, 2026, 6:38 AM

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long vine Mar 17, 2026, 6:49 AM

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runic forge Mar 17, 2026, 6:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 6:51 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 17, 2026, 6:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 6:59 AM

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amber ermine Mar 17, 2026, 7:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 7:26 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

ancient hamlet Mar 17, 2026, 7:46 AM

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warped rampart Mar 17, 2026, 8:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 8:15 AM

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brave shore Mar 17, 2026, 8:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 8:16 AM

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tight niche Mar 17, 2026, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 8:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@runic forge, @tight niche, @raw moss, @rich sky, @ancient hamlet, @long vine, @amber ermine, @warped rampart, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @whole tartan
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @runic forge's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @runic forge died.

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@livid shuttle complained to @ancient hamlet that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@rich sky went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @rich sky decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@tight niche tried to shoot an apple off of @rich sky's head. @tight niche's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @rich sky died.

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A witch prophesized that @waxen marlin would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@warped rampart watched @raw moss go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @raw moss was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@whole tartan knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@waxen marlin used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@ancient hamlet was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @ancient hamlet died.

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@amber ermine tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @amber ermine died.

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@warped rampart tried to save @tight niche's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @warped rampart died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @warped rampart died.

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@waxen marlin dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @waxen marlin died.

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@whole tartan wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@whole tartan suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @whole tartan died.

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@tight niche sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@long vine wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @livid shuttle into an apple. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@long vine was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @long vine died.

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@raw moss fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@tight niche tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @whole tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @warped rampart
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @ancient hamlet

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tight niche Mar 17, 2026, 9:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@honest pine, @tight niche, @raw moss, @rich sky, @ancient hamlet, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@tranquil wyvern fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@honest pine had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@rich sky fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@raw moss accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @raw moss.

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@livid shuttle found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@rich sky placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @rich sky died.

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@gray sky walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@amber ermine sang a song to try to impress @ancient hamlet, @long vine, and @tight niche. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@tight niche had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Flintlock Pistol. Obviously, this failed.

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@ancient hamlet got stuck in @livid shuttle's Rod of Discord farm. @ancient hamlet died.

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@tranquil wyvern took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @honest pine's Rod of Discord.

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@long vine found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@raw moss heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@brave shore and @gray sky played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@amber ermine jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@gray sky uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @gray sky died.

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@long vine fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tight niche, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@raw moss saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@brave shore wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @brave shore through the wall. @brave shore died.

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@honest pine eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@livid shuttle started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tranquil wyvern was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@tight niche declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tight niche's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@honest pine asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @raw moss, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @honest pine to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @honest pine died.

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@long vine trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@tranquil wyvern was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@livid shuttle was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @tight niche died.

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@long vine was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@raw moss gave a hug to @long vine and almost choked them to death!

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@long vine accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @ancient hamlet

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upbeat magnet Mar 17, 2026, 9:39 AM

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rich sky Mar 17, 2026, 9:40 AM

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raw moss Mar 17, 2026, 9:46 AM

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amber ermine Mar 17, 2026, 9:53 AM

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dapper niche Mar 17, 2026, 10:14 AM

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hexed notch Mar 17, 2026, 10:16 AM

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formal badge Mar 17, 2026, 10:25 AM

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edgy niche Mar 17, 2026, 10:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @rich sky, @upbeat magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @dapper niche, and @formal badge
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@rich sky went down @long vine's chimney to deliver presents, but @long vine's fireplace was still in use. @rich sky died.

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@amber ermine put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @amber ermine died.

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@edgy niche tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @edgy niche's mouth.

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@waxen marlin's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @waxen marlin died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @dapper niche was the trumpet, @raw moss was the clarinetist, @upbeat magnet was the drummer, and @livid shuttle was the drum. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@long vine lulled @dapper niche into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @dapper niche died.

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@upbeat magnet fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @upbeat magnet died.

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@edgy niche carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @edgy niche died.

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@raw moss distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@formal badge wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @turbid skiff on a spit. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@hexed notch tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@formal badge tried to save @long vine's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @formal badge died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss beat @hexed notch into a pulp with a stale baguette. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @raw moss's ego received a small boost.

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@long vine took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@long vine learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @edgy niche
100 points go to 8th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 9th place: @dapper niche
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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raw moss Mar 17, 2026, 10:38 AM

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spring basin Mar 17, 2026, 10:38 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 17, 2026, 10:39 AM

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long vine Mar 17, 2026, 10:42 AM

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dapper niche Mar 17, 2026, 11:14 AM

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tight niche Mar 17, 2026, 11:29 AM

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halcyon stratus Mar 17, 2026, 11:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@spring basin, @edgy niche, @tight niche, @raw moss, @upbeat magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @waxen marlin, @dapper niche, @livid shuttle, @halcyon stratus, and @cerulean mauve
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@livid shuttle wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@spring basin entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @spring basin died.

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@upbeat magnet discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@upbeat magnet got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @upbeat magnet died.

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@waxen marlin was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tranquil wyvern and @halcyon stratus to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@tight niche was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @tight niche lived.

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@halcyon stratus attacked @tranquil wyvern with a Legendary Zenith, but @tranquil wyvern's pen was mightier. @halcyon stratus died.

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@cerulean mauve stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @cerulean mauve died.

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@dapper niche carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @dapper niche died.

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@raw moss found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@edgy niche became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @edgy niche died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@tight niche thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @tight niche died.

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@tranquil wyvern challenged @raw moss to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @raw moss's turn to win. @tranquil wyvern died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @long vine disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@raw moss flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @edgy niche
150 points go to 6th place: @dapper niche
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @halcyon stratus
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

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raw moss Mar 17, 2026, 11:38 AM

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round hull Mar 17, 2026, 11:38 AM

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long vine Mar 17, 2026, 11:38 AM

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arctic temple Mar 17, 2026, 11:46 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 17, 2026, 11:56 AM

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livid shuttle Mar 17, 2026, 12:08 PM

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tight niche Mar 17, 2026, 12:28 PM

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formal badge Mar 17, 2026, 12:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@round hull, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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@arctic temple wanted to start a band, and recruited @fiery belfry as their keyboard player. @fiery belfry showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@livid shuttle, @raw moss, and @long vine worked on a group project, but it looked like @livid shuttle was doing most of the work.

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@round hull followed @tight niche into the jungle. @round hull started looking left, right and center for @tight niche, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@formal badge fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@round hull went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @round hull died.

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@tranquil wyvern started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@raw moss tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @raw moss quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@fiery belfry followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @fiery belfry died.

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@formal badge found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@long vine stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@livid shuttle descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@brave shore, @arctic temple and @livid shuttle played hot potato with a grenade. @livid shuttle forgot to pass it on. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@arctic temple was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @arctic temple dried.

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No one told @brave shore that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss obscured @long vine's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @long vine escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@tranquil wyvern put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @tight niche flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@tight niche came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@arctic temple practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @arctic temple died.

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@formal badge was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@tranquil wyvern tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@raw moss jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @raw moss died.

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@long vine trapped @tight niche in a maze, but while they were taunting @tight niche, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@long vine finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@long vine swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @round hull

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 17, 2026, 12:38 PM

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round hull Mar 17, 2026, 12:42 PM

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amber ermine Mar 17, 2026, 12:45 PM

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long vine Mar 17, 2026, 12:46 PM

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acoustic mica Mar 17, 2026, 1:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 17, 2026, 1:03 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@round hull, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @tall kite, @acoustic mica, @formal badge, and @livid shuttle
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@carmine cairn used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @round hull alive. @round hull died.

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@tall kite's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @tall kite! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@livid shuttle ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@hexed notch thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@tranquil wyvern tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@acoustic mica watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@raw moss splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @long vine observed disapprovingly.

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@tight niche tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@amber ermine began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@fiery belfry ran out of bullets while fighting @amber ermine, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @amber ermine died.

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@tall kite's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @tall kite died.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@fiery belfry consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@formal badge's face was scorched off after @raw moss took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@acoustic mica opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@carmine cairn hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@livid shuttle was walked on by a Martian Walker. @livid shuttle died.

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@acoustic mica ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @acoustic mica died.

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A zombie snuck up on @hexed notch and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @long vine died.

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@raw moss's skeleton decided that @raw moss wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@tight niche couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

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amber ermine Mar 17, 2026, 1:40 PM

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whole tartan Mar 17, 2026, 1:59 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@spring basin, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @vapid sail, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @ashen spire, @acoustic mica, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @whole tartan, @near mortar, and @ionic willow
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@formal badge fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@hexed notch teleported behind @spring basin using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @spring basin died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@carmine cairn fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @carmine cairn died.

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@slender quarry discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @slender quarry died.

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@vapid sail blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @vapid sail died.

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@ashen spire started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@amber ermine used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @tight niche spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@long vine was furious at @ionic willow for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @long vine's special someone!

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@hexed notch invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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While riding on minecart rails, @acoustic mica accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @acoustic mica died.

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@tight niche did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @formal badge, who happened to be watching. @formal badge died.

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@whole tartan cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @whole tartan's heart! @whole tartan died.

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@near mortar hadn't seen @long vine in a long time, and missed them. @long vine aimed a Sniper Rifle at @near mortar from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @near mortar died.

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@livid shuttle tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@ionic willow went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@ionic willow was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @ionic willow died.

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@tight niche caused @ashen spire to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@long vine joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @livid shuttle being mercilessly tickled by @tranquil wyvern.

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@hexed notch thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@ashen spire and @tight niche spotted a Demon Scythe on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@tranquil wyvern wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@livid shuttle tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@hexed notch traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @long vine blinked first.

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@tight niche took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@ashen spire and @tranquil wyvern played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@ashen spire kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @livid shuttle had had enough, so they scooped @ashen spire to death with an ice cream spoon. @ashen spire died.

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@tranquil wyvern was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@tight niche sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @tight niche died.

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@livid shuttle received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @whole tartan
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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acoustic mica Mar 17, 2026, 2:55 PM

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ripe solar Mar 17, 2026, 2:56 PM

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arctic temple Mar 17, 2026, 3:01 PM

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amber ermine Mar 17, 2026, 3:05 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 17, 2026, 3:20 PM

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long vine Mar 17, 2026, 3:26 PM

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fiery belfry Mar 17, 2026, 3:28 PM

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tight niche Mar 17, 2026, 3:29 PM

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ashen spire Mar 17, 2026, 3:40 PM

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oak temple Mar 17, 2026, 4:06 PM

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floral ridge Mar 17, 2026, 4:11 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 17, 2026, 4:28 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @oak temple, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @ashen spire, @acoustic mica, @ripe solar, @floral ridge, @grizzled canopy, @waxen marlin, and @arctic temple
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@fiery belfry bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @fiery belfry was blown to smithereens. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @amber ermine into the freezing cold water. @amber ermine died.

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@acoustic mica's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @acoustic mica died.

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@arctic temple overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@carmine cairn started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@ripe solar ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @ripe solar died.

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@oak temple made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@floral ridge tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @ashen spire in disguise. @floral ridge died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @grizzled canopy's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @grizzled canopy died.

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@waxen marlin told @ashen spire that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @ashen spire took those words literally and peeled @waxen marlin. @waxen marlin died.

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@oak temple combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@tight niche began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@arctic temple tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @arctic temple died.

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@ashen spire iwwegawy owoed to @oak temple and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @ashen spire died.

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@tight niche got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@tranquil wyvern sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@oak temple wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @oak temple's head. @oak temple died.

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@carmine cairn used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@tranquil wyvern's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @floral ridge
100 points go to 10th place: @ripe solar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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oak temple Mar 17, 2026, 4:44 PM

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whole tartan Mar 17, 2026, 4:46 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 17, 2026, 4:49 PM

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tranquil turtle Mar 17, 2026, 4:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 17, 2026, 4:54 PM

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vapid sail Mar 17, 2026, 4:56 PM

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ripe solar Mar 17, 2026, 5:14 PM

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jolly swift Mar 17, 2026, 5:25 PM

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raw moss Mar 17, 2026, 5:27 PM

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tight niche Mar 17, 2026, 5:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil turtle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vapid sail, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @ripe solar, @grizzled canopy, @livid shuttle, and @whole tartan
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@whole tartan tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@tight niche planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@tranquil turtle breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @tranquil turtle died.

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@oak temple started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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After @vapid sail went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @vapid sail died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @livid shuttle wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@grizzled canopy was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@ripe solar accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@grizzled canopy constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @whole tartan by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @grizzled canopy's positioning was a bit off. @grizzled canopy died.

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@livid shuttle tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@livid shuttle pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @livid shuttle died.

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@ripe solar brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@tight niche found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@jolly swift started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@raw moss created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@whole tartan was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@jolly swift felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @ripe solar took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@whole tartan got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @whole tartan died.

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@ripe solar found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @ripe solar died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@jolly swift tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @oak temple, but it refused to listen because @jolly swift didn't have enough badges.

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@raw moss visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @raw moss thought her hands were more interesting.

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@oak temple wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @raw moss wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @oak temple killed the Traveling Merchant first. @oak temple died.

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@tight niche saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @tight niche died.

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@jolly swift tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@raw moss discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@raw moss vaporized @jolly swift with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @jolly swift died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @ripe solar
100 points go to 7th place: @whole tartan
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @vapid sail

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@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @ripe solar, @grizzled canopy, @cerulean mauve, and @signal minnow
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@tranquil wyvern built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@ripe solar ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @jolly swift before they could say "Zoinks!" @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@raw moss invited @signal minnow to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @raw moss was mauled by wolves. @raw moss died.

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@grizzled canopy crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @grizzled canopy's entire body.

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@cerulean mauve escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@amber ermine built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@tranquil wyvern was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@tight niche invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@carmine cairn wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@amber ermine wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @amber ermine died.

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@grizzled canopy accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @grizzled canopy died.

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@ripe solar screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@cerulean mauve accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @cerulean mauve, go jump off that cliff. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tight niche grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@signal minnow painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@tranquil wyvern got a piggyback ride from @ripe solar, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @ripe solar died.

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@carmine cairn considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@tranquil wyvern, @signal minnow, and @tight niche formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@signal minnow was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @signal minnow died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @ripe solar
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

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raw moss Mar 17, 2026, 6:38 PM

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@raw moss tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@amber ermine was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@amber ermine learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @amber ermine died.

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@whole tartan started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@cerulean mauve yelled, "Duck!" @shadow root excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @shadow root died.

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@signal minnow drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @tight niche appeared instead.

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@whole tartan returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@carmine cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@acoustic mica found a hill and started to roll down it. @acoustic mica was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @acoustic mica died.

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@cerulean mauve transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tight niche shot a sand block at @carmine cairn with a Sandgun, but @carmine cairn managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@whole tartan accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @whole tartan died.

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@signal minnow hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@signal minnow was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@signal minnow made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @signal minnow died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @tranquil wyvern farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @whole tartan
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 8th place: @shadow root
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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brave shore Mar 17, 2026, 8:31 PM

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whole tartan Mar 17, 2026, 8:38 PM

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lofty dove Mar 17, 2026, 8:44 PM

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@whole tartan just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@tranquil wyvern started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @willow whale and @shadow root.

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@tight niche equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @tight niche died.

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@gray sky sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@amber ermine discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @amber ermine died.

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@shadow root used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @shadow root died.

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@lofty dove saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@idle sky was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@lofty dove won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@lofty dove was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @lofty dove's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @lofty dove died.

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@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@willow whale started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@tranquil wyvern became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@arctic temple was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @arctic temple died.

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@brave shore tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@whole tartan ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@carmine cairn wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@gray sky opportunistically attacked @idle sky with a Tin Broadsword while their cell phone was ringing. @idle sky died.

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@whole tartan was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @tranquil wyvern's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @whole tartan died.

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@tranquil wyvern was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@gray sky was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn tried hacking into @willow whale's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @willow whale's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@brave shore briefly considered proposing marriage to @carmine cairn, but married a bee instead.

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@willow whale tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@carmine cairn managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@willow whale was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @willow whale died.

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@carmine cairn tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@brave shore played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @willow whale
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @whole tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @lofty dove
100 points go to 10th place: @shadow root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 17, 2026, 9:51 PM

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amber ermine Mar 17, 2026, 9:54 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 17, 2026, 10:04 PM

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idle sky Mar 17, 2026, 10:21 PM

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raw moss Mar 17, 2026, 10:30 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 17, 2026, 11:01 PM

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signal minnow Mar 17, 2026, 11:17 PM

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stray trench Mar 17, 2026, 11:21 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 17, 2026, 11:27 PM

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arctic temple Mar 18, 2026, 12:22 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 18, 2026, 12:26 AM

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@amber ermine and @cerulean mauve were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@long vine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@raw moss wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@formal badge disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@carmine cairn tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@arctic temple made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @long vine joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @long vine died.

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@idle sky headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@stray trench lured @amber ermine into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @amber ermine's dust allergy! @amber ermine died.

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@idle sky thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@arctic temple used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@signal minnow tried to attack @raw moss with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @signal minnow to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@stray trench became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @stray trench died.

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@arctic temple took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @arctic temple died.

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@formal badge found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@formal badge adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @cerulean mauve wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @formal badge all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@carmine cairn tried to kill @raw moss by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@signal minnow used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@idle sky had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@cerulean mauve donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@idle sky's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @idle sky to notice them. @idle sky died.

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@carmine cairn marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@cerulean mauve, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @cerulean mauve died.

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@formal badge ran with scissors. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@signal minnow decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @signal minnow died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @raw moss's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Mar 18, 2026, 12:38 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 18, 2026, 1:21 AM

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raw moss Mar 18, 2026, 1:23 AM

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modern plover Mar 18, 2026, 1:24 AM

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long vine Mar 18, 2026, 1:27 AM

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tight niche Mar 18, 2026, 1:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @dusky elbow, @long vine, @modern plover, @exotic saddle, @formal badge, @stray trench, @arctic temple, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@exotic saddle stole @long vine's lemons. @long vine got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @exotic saddle's house down.

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@dusky elbow started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @dusky elbow suddenly didn't feel so good. @dusky elbow died.

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@cerulean mauve spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@modern plover fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @modern plover died.

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@formal badge and @tight niche played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@tight niche watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@exotic saddle developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@raw moss painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@exotic saddle followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @exotic saddle died.

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@long vine summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @formal badge's life points directly. @formal badge died.

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@stray trench started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@cerulean mauve flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @stray trench. @stray trench died.

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@arctic temple summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @arctic temple died.

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@cerulean mauve fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tight niche tried to attack @long vine by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @long vine to check it out. @long vine decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@long vine told @raw moss that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @raw moss vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@long vine ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @stray trench
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @dusky elbow

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raw moss Mar 18, 2026, 1:36 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 18, 2026, 1:36 AM

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stray trench Mar 18, 2026, 1:37 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 18, 2026, 1:44 AM

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long vine Mar 18, 2026, 1:50 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 18, 2026, 2:20 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 18, 2026, 2:20 AM

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